Editing Pooh's Adventures of The Fairly OddParents: Scary GodParents/Transcript (section)

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*'''Tino Tonitini:''' So my vial viewers, you have returned to the den of fear. You Fools! (given a crystal ball) Thank you Creepington. Let us return to our hideous tale. As you recall,  after his parents took all his stuff to give to the cool kids because they have Jack-o-Bot costumes; and being mocked that his and friends costumes are lame, Timmy wished that everything in the entire world would be real and scary. But little does he know that his little Halloween wish....had other plans. Now gaze into the mystic crystal ball.  (The crystal ball plays something in Spanish) Darn it, this thing picking up a Spanish language channel again. Ok, gaze, um into the mystic yoyo
*'''Mark Chang:''': Vicky! My beloved, 'tis I, Mark, your rocking princely love from-
* '''Erik''': ''[referring to her candy bag and Timmy's arm holding onto it]'' Look out, dude, she's armed!

[swats bag out of her hand causing it to fly into the air and have candy fall]

* '''Jeff''': Ah! The sky, it rains death!
* '''Mark:''': Come, Vicky, let us board my princely pod and ''blow'' this rock! ''[uses remote to open the door and lower ramp]''
* '''Cosmo:''': ''[runs up]'' Ah, ah, ah! Hold it right there! I'm afraid I can't let you gentlemen leave just yet. ''[pulls out clipboard]'' I'm here to inspect your vehicle, but first it's time for my break. ''[throws clipboard and pulls out a pillow, falls asleep on ramp]''

* '''Timmy Turner:''' He's gonna blow! ''Wanda, help''!
* '''Wanda:''' But I'm not a fairy anymore! Without my fairy powers, I'm as useless as that tooth! Wait a minute. If you become whatever you're wearing, that's it! ''[takes Cosmo's pillow]'' Sweetie, wake up! ''[climbs up and puts pillow on the giant tooth, Bender appears]''
* '''Dr. Bender:''' Holy molar! I'm gonna have to give this kid more than a quarter! ''(struggles to pull the tooth and falls backwards, losing his wand and crown)''
* '''Wanda:''' ''(catches both)'' Let me hold that for you. And that. If you become whatever costume you're wearing, [''changes back into a fairy]'' Yes! Make a wish! Make ''any'' wish!
* '''Timmy:''' I don't want everything real and scary! I want Halloween the way it's supposed to be! Fake and safe! ''(Wanda grants the wish and everything returns to normal)''
* '''Cosmo''': Yay! I'm a fairy again! Aah, 5 more minutes ''(snores)''