Editing Pooh's Adventures of The Fairly OddParents: Scary GodParents/Transcript

Here's the transcript of ''[[Pooh's Adventures of The Fairly OddParents: Scary GodParents]]''.

== Script ==

=== The Prologue ===
(The short film starts off with Tino as he wears a casual outfit sitting in a chair) 

* '''Tino Tonitini:''' Good evening and welcome to The Den of Fear. Here, I have dedicated my life to Halloween. Thank you Creepington. Don't get bent out of shape; it's only tomato juice. And now, I would like to present a few stories i pick up from from the Haunted Mansion. We'll start off with our first tale I call, Banquet of Blood! I'd like to but they won't let me do that kind of stuff in the show so instead I will tell you the tale of the Scary Oddparents!
(It's starts with the opening credits, after. We see a Planet that it looks like Jack-o'lantern. Inside the planet, there's a destroy-up and wasteland city with covering in fire, as we a robot-monster named the Pumpkinator landed on the spot)
*'''Pumpkinator:''' Pumpkinator doomsday countdown. Prepare to destroy entire planet. Ten, nine. 
*'''Old Lady:''' [comes in] Trick or Treat. 
*'''Pumpkinator:''' [To the Lady] Don't you mean trick? 
(The old lady rip herself as it was reveal that was Crash Nebula was inside the old lady costume)
*'''Crash Nebula:''' Yes, intergalactic scourge! I can totally defeat you in less than 10 seconds. 
*'''Pumpkinator:''' It's Crash Nebula, five four three two one. [It turns itself into doomsday bomb setting and it about ready to explode] 
*'''Crash Nebula:''' Uh, space crud. 
(Crash Nebula flow out of the planet, as it was just exploded as second of he left. And it exploded in pieces, as in floating in space)
*'''Crash Nebula:''' Nooooooooooo!!!! 
(Why Crash Nebula is crying out loud in space, we see four colorful mini Pumpkinators called Jack-O-Bots. Then, we'll go back to real world, which we see it on Timmy's TV. As Timmy pops up in front of it)
*'''Timmy Turner:''' That's what I want to be for Halloween, that! 
*'''Cosmo:''' Okay! 
*'''Timmy Turner:''' (He turns into a TV by Cosmo) No, like Jack-Bot! 
*'''Wanda:''' But Timmy, those are the bad guys. 
*'''Timmy Turner:''' I know, but the coolest Halloween costumes are always the scary ones. And those Jack-o-bots are cool! I need a cool costume. 
(Theres a knock on the door, as Cosmo and Wanda poof way and turns into a goldfish. And the door was Mr and Mrs. Turner)
*'''Mr. Turner:''' Mm, like ours, [puts on a Mrs. Turner costume] I'm going as your mom. 
*'''Mrs. Turner:''' [puts on a Mr. Turner costume] And I'm going as your dad!
*'''Timmy Turner:''' And I'm going straight to therapy.
*'''Mr. Turner:''' The heck you are, you're going trick-or-treating whether you're crazy or not. [close the door] 
*'''Timmy Turner:''' We gotta move quick, Pooh and others will be here any minute. I wish I had one of the Jack-o-bot costumes. (Cosmo and Wanda were about to grant his wish, until when their both wants got unproofed) Uh, hey, what gives?  
*'''Wanda:''' (Looks at her wand) Hmm, well, it says here are only four actual costumes and they were won in a contest. Somebody must already have 'em.  
*'''Timmy Turner:''' Who?  
(We hear a door bell rings, as kids voices say...)
* '''Kids:''' [Off-screen] ''Trick or Treat!'' 
* '''Mr. Turner:''' [Off-screen] ''Wow, cool authentic Jack-o-Bot costumes, kids!'' 
* '''Timmy Turner:''' What? 
(Timmy runs off to down stairs, as Cosmo and Wanda poof way again, but this time they've turns into pumpkins. And at the door, it was kids who wearing Jack-o-Bots, as it the costume who are wearing it was reveal to be are Tad, Chad, Trixie Tang and Veronica)
* '''Ted:''' I'm the gold Jack-o-Bot. 
* '''Chad:''' I'm sliver. 
* '''Trixie Tang:''' And I'm the flawless diamond princess Jack-o-Bot. (To Veronica) This is my lackey, the far less precious ruby a Jack-o-Bot. More shine, please. 
(As Veronica shinerin' Trixie's Jack-o-Bot with a shiner)
* '''Ted:''' Hey, everyone, let's gloat. [He and other three laughs] 
* '''Timmy Turner:''' (comes in) Hey, how'd you get those costumes? They were supposed to be won in a contest. 
* '''Chad:''' Well, may the richest kids who can bribe the judges win. 
* '''Ted:''' Now, fork over the treats or-- (his costume comes with road of toilet paper and some eggs)  
* '''Chad:''' You get tricked. 
*'''Mr Turner:''' Ooh, there'll be no need for tricking here. 
*'''Mrs. Turner:''' Costumes this wonderful deserve treats equally as wonderful. 
*'''Mr. Turner:''' Here's Timmy's video games, all of his CDs, and the money we were saving for his birthday presents. 
(Mr and Mrs. Turner gave those things to the rich kids, as they walkway with them)

* '''Timmy Turner:''' Hey, why'd you give them all my wonderful stuff?
* '''Mr. Turner:''' Why not, those costumes were wonderful.

(They close the door, then door bell rings again and opens the door again, but it was Chester and AJ as their costumes are Frankenstein's monster and a vampire)

* '''Mr. Turner:''' While Chester and AJ's costumes are not wonderful.
* '''Mrs. Turner:''' But you kids will get something equally as wonderful. (She brings he bucket of paper of Advice) Advice!
* '''Chester McBadbat:''' (Takes one of them) Remember to say please and thank you, even when receiving lame advice for a Halloween treat?
* '''A.J.:''' (Takes one of them too) Right clicking your mouse gives you a variety options while editing documents?
* '''Mr. Turner:''' Happy Halloween!

(Mr and Mrs. Turner dance and runs off the scene)

* '''Chester McBadbat:''' Your parents stink, Timmy.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' But come on, what'd you expect? You're not gonna any candy in those outfits.
* '''A.J.:''' Oh, yeah? What are you're friends gonna to be as?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' How should I know? I didn't see them coming yet. (See Pooh coming in as Honeypot) Speaking witch, I see Pooh coming right now! [To Pooh] Hi Pooh!
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Oh, hello Timmy!
* '''Timmy Turner:''' So glad you'd made it, say what are you doing anyway? 
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' [eating honey] Practicing... for Halloween. Which happens tonight. So I must be prepared. Although, I'm not very fond of tricking. I do enjoy treating. Because, treating means eating. Bother, I smaggled every smackerel of--(jumped by Tigger) 
*'''Tigger:''' (as a skeleton) Happy Halloweenen to you Pooh-boy! Not I late, am I? Didn't miss out on anything, did I? Halloween is what Tiggers like the best. Hoo-hoo! 
*'''Rabbit:''' (in Gopher's voice) Trick or Treat! [coming]
*'''Eeyore:''' Hello Pooh, hello Tigger. [To Twilight and Spike, as he see them coming in] Hey guys, nice costumes.
*'''Spike the Dragon:''' Thanks! I'm a dragon. 
*'''Twilight Sparkle:''' He means me, Spike.
*'''Spike the Dragon:''' Oh.
(Then, Pinkie Pie comes in) 
*'''Pinkie Pie''': [chicken squawk] Enough chitchat! Time is candy!
*'''Twilight Sparkle''': Pinkie Pie, aren't you a little old to wearing that?
*'''Rabbit:''' Yeah, ????????. 
*'''Pinkie Pie''': You mean ????????? [chicken squawk] Never.
*'''Twilight Sparkle''': [bell jingles] Do you like it?
*Timmy Turner: We’ll…
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*'''Pinkie Pie''': Yeah! You make a fantastic weirdo clown!
*'''Twilight Sparkle''': A clown? Look at the borders on these robes. These are hoof-stitched!
*'''Spike''': It's a great costume! Huh! Grandpa!
*'''Twilight Sparkle''': [growls]
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*'''Twilight Sparkle:''' [annoyed grunt] 
*'''Spike the Dragon:''' [laughing]
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*'''Twilight Sparkle:''' We're glad that you'd invited us for Halloween, Timmy.
*'''Timmy Turner:''' It's no problem. We get to do some trick-or-treating tonight and then, we party!
*'''Pinkie Pie:''' I love parties!
*'''Tigger:''' Let's hope get some alot of candy this year. 
*'''Rabbit:''' Well, as long as Fluttershy doesn't get scared so easily.
*'''Fluttershy:''' Well, I couldn’t help myself.
*'''Rainbow Dash:''' BOO!
(Fluttershy screams and hides, as Rainbow Dash laughs)
*'''Rabbit:''' Rainbow Dash!!
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(Then, there's monster right behind them and Pooh and others are screaming in fear) 
*'''Ronny Robinson:''' (roars) I'm gonna eat you!
*'''Rainbow Dash:''' Don't eat me! I don't taste good!
*'''Ronny Robinson:''' [Laughing] (which is reveals its her form the mask) Happy Halloween!  
*'''Applejack:''' What in tarnation?! Ronny?!
*'''Tigger:''' Hey, what’s the big idea scaring us like that?!
*'''Ronny Robinson:''' Sorry, Tigger. I thought I'd go with something scary this year, it's my favorite holiday.
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*-Well I don't think is a very nice one. ??????.
*'''Ronny Robinson:''' Puff.  
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*-[To Timmy] Wait, are you gonna be, Timmy?  
*'''Timmy Turner:''' I'm might be as the most terrifying (brings a flashlight) monster in the world, Vicky! [Laughing] (Stills laughing until there shadow comes in and it was Vicky) Eh, Vicky? 
*'''Vicky the Babysitter:''' Yep!   
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*'''Vicky the Babysitter:''' Mm-hmm.   
*'''Timmy Turner:''' I'm dead, aren't I?   
*'''Vicky the Babysitter:''' You're not just dead, you're undead! (bends down and put something on Timmy) Good thing I brought the two-ply.    
*'''Timmy Turner:''' (as a Mummy with toilet paper) Ugh, one ply to many. I can't break free! (Falls downs)    
*'''Chester McBadbat:''' Ooh, a mummy made out of toilet paper.    
* '''A.J.:''' Much less lame. 
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*'''Spike the Dragon:''' ????? might work better if he wasn't dressed like that.
*'''Twilight Sparkle:''' [giggling]
*'''Vicky the Babysitter:''' And remember, I get a 70/30 split of all taken in. (She gives them bags) Move it! 
(Chester and A.J runs out, but A.J. comes back and grabs Timmy form the leg) 

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(Then, Pooh and his friends catches up with Timmy and others) 

===Going Out Trick or Treating===
(We go to the streets, as we see some kids in costumes are tricking or treating about. As we just see Pooh, Timmy, and others just walking in by) 
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*'''Timmy Turner:''' ???????. And besides, I don't care if I am wrapped in toilet paper and my costume stinks. We're ready, we're willing, and me, I'm, uh--
*'''Cosmo:''' [Off-screen] Totally absorbent! 
*'''Timmy Turner:''' Right, Cosmo. 
(They notices that Cosmo and Wanda are right behind them with original foal)
*'''Timmy Turner:''' Cosmo, Wanda?! 
*'''Rabbit:'''
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*'''Wanda:''' Everyone, it's okay, it's Halloween. Everybody's wearing a costume. 
*'''Cosmo:''' Yeah, nobody will know we're fairies. This year, I'm going as a floating human janitor.
*'''Wanda:''' And I'm a floating human nurse.
*'''Cosmo:''' Who floats.
*'''Vicky the Babysitter:''' [barge right in the conversation] And I'm the wicked witch of where's my candy? [Gives bags to both of them] Start begging! 
(Cosmo and Wanda hides right behind of Timmy, as they both scared of Vicky) 
*'''Timmy Turner:''': Reflective tape?
* '''Principal Waxelplax:''': That's right! ''I'm'' reflective, ''you're'' reflective! This year, I'm giving away safety! [As she says this, Chester whispers to A.J and pulls out a roll of toilet paper] And if you TP my house, I'll hold all of you back a year.[slams door]
*'''Chester:''': I'm being held back a year anyway. [cheers and runs off]
*'''Vicky the Babysitter:''' 
*'''Wendell''': [''To Dr. Bender]'' You're the reason I don't have any friends!
(????????????????)

*'''King Gripullon''': [watching Vicky and kids trick or treat] Wait, wait. [gasps] You were right, my queen. It is a conspiracy. The Earthlings are arming themselves for war with the substance most lethal to we Yugopotamians... candy! Defense demands a royal response of an even higher order. I shall... [pulls a level that causes a metal spear to appear, which opens up to reveal a piece of paper and a pen] write an angry letter! [vigorously writes a letter, which is shown to be a "Q"] Somebody mail this.

=== ?????/?????===

*'''Tino Tonitini:''' So my vial viewers, you have returned to the den of fear. You Fools! (given a crystal ball) Thank you Creepington. Let us return to our hideous tale. As you recall,  after his parents took all his stuff to give to the cool kids because they have Jack-o-Bot costumes; and being mocked that his and friends costumes are lame, Timmy wished that everything in the entire world would be real and scary. But little does he know that his little Halloween wish....had other plans. Now gaze into the mystic crystal ball.  (The crystal ball plays something in Spanish) Darn it, this thing picking up a Spanish language channel again. Ok, gaze, um into the mystic yoyo
*'''Mark Chang:''': Vicky! My beloved, 'tis I, Mark, your rocking princely love from-
* '''Erik''': ''[referring to her candy bag and Timmy's arm holding onto it]'' Look out, dude, she's armed!

[swats bag out of her hand causing it to fly into the air and have candy fall]

* '''Jeff''': Ah! The sky, it rains death!
* '''Mark:''': Come, Vicky, let us board my princely pod and ''blow'' this rock! ''[uses remote to open the door and lower ramp]''
* '''Cosmo:''': ''[runs up]'' Ah, ah, ah! Hold it right there! I'm afraid I can't let you gentlemen leave just yet. ''[pulls out clipboard]'' I'm here to inspect your vehicle, but first it's time for my break. ''[throws clipboard and pulls out a pillow, falls asleep on ramp]''

* '''Timmy Turner:''' He's gonna blow! ''Wanda, help''!
* '''Wanda:''' But I'm not a fairy anymore! Without my fairy powers, I'm as useless as that tooth! Wait a minute. If you become whatever you're wearing, that's it! ''[takes Cosmo's pillow]'' Sweetie, wake up! ''[climbs up and puts pillow on the giant tooth, Bender appears]''
* '''Dr. Bender:''' Holy molar! I'm gonna have to give this kid more than a quarter! ''(struggles to pull the tooth and falls backwards, losing his wand and crown)''
* '''Wanda:''' ''(catches both)'' Let me hold that for you. And that. If you become whatever costume you're wearing, [''changes back into a fairy]'' Yes! Make a wish! Make ''any'' wish!
* '''Timmy:''' I don't want everything real and scary! I want Halloween the way it's supposed to be! Fake and safe! ''(Wanda grants the wish and everything returns to normal)''
* '''Cosmo''': Yay! I'm a fairy again! Aah, 5 more minutes ''(snores)''

===The Epilogue===

*'''Cosmo:''' You can't spell 'Halloween' without 'ow' in the middle. ''(eats lollipop and breaks his teeth)'' Ow!
(??????????) 

*'''Tino Tonitini:''' I hope you all enjoy the Foolish tale. But stay tuned for another Hallow-story tale coming up next. 
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