Pooh's Adventures of Snow Buddies/Transcript

Opening

[The film begins with the title: Pooh's Adventures of Snow Buddies. The screen then changes to Talon overlooking the Arctic]

Talon: There's a time in a pup or gnome's life when they realize there are forces greater than themselves at work in the universe. Forces which can't be seen or touched, but only felt. And although life may lead you where you least expect, you can have faith that it's where you were meant to be.

[The scene then changes to Fernfield. At Budderball's house]

Bartleby: OK. Bye, Budderball.

[They are about to leave when Budderball points out his bagged lunch]

Bartleby: Thanks, Budderball.

[Bartleby leaves]

Budderball: He would have missed our favorite subject... lunch.

[The other kids leave for school. B-Dawg sees a kitten]

B-Dawg: The chase is on.

[He starts chasing the kitten]

[He keeps chasing it until he runs into Miss Mittens]

Miss Mittens: [hisses]

B-Dawg: Miss Mittens.

Miss Mittens: No, you didn't! Chasing one of my little kittens.

D-Dawg: [stuttering] I wasn't chasing. I was... escorting. Yeah. Escorting.

Miss Mitten: I have a good mind to swat you upside the head. What's wrong with you?

B-Dawg: I just remembered... I'm late for a date with my posse. Uh, see you!

[Miss Mittens hisses and chases him]

Miss Mittens: If I catch you, nine lives won't be enough.

[they leave. Later in the park]

Rosebud: Oh, yeah! I was first. Sisters rule and brothers drool.

Mudbud: No way, dudette. I was here first.

Budderball: I'm calling for an instant replay.

[B-Dawg comes out of a bush]

B-Dawg: Psst. Yo, dawgs, is the coast clear?

Rosebud: B-Dawg, what are you hiding from now?

B-Dawg: Who, me? I'm not hiding. I was just thinking let's play some hide and seek.

All: Huh?

Buddha: Seeking truth is a great start to our day. Ohm...

Rosebud: Whatever, you're "it."

Mudbud: Dude, don't forget to come find us after ten ohms.

[The Buddies, go off to hide. Budderball sees an ice cream truck]

Budderball: Ice cream!

[He goes over to it]

Buddha: Ohm... Ohm... Ready or not, your destiny awaits. Here I come! [sees Budderball heading for the truck] Budderball, I see you! Budderball, stop!

What does he think he's doing?!

, are you out of your mind?!

Rosebud: Budderball!

Mudbud: Dude, where are you going?

Buddha: Budderball, come back here.

B-Dawg: Hold up, dawg.

[Inside the truck, Budderball looks at tubs of ice cream]

Budderball: Oh, sweet mama.

[The other Buddies, and arrive]

Mudbud: That pup's got a one-track stomach.

You're telling me, .

Rosebud: Buddha, Mudbud, Gnomeo, Juliet, we'll grab Budderball. B-Dawg, you're on the lookout. If the delivery guy comes back, bark twice to warn us. Got it?

B-Dawg: If the delivery guy comes back, I'll deliver him the tail whooping of his life.

Rosebud: Mmm-hmm.

[The other buddies, and enter the truck]

Rosebud: Budderball, where are you?

[Budderball comes out of a tub. He belches]

! Gross!

Budderball: Hey, guys! Check it out! Free ice cream!

[Outside]

B-Dawg: I ain't scared of nothing.

[Miss Mittens appears and hisses]

B-Dawg: Ah! Miss Mittens! [runs into the truck]

Rosebud: What are you doing here? You're supposed to be on the look out.

B-Dawg: I thought I could protect you better from in here.

[The delivery guy shuts the container]

Rosebud: Uh, now what are we going to do, Mr. Fradey Cat.

Mudbud: Chill, Rosebud. This might not be so bad after all. I mean they've got mudpie ice cream.

Buddha: I choose the rocky road less traveled.

Rosebud: Maybe I'll have a teensy weensy little bit of strawberry.

I'm going for !

's mine!

[Outside]

Buddy: Buddies! ! !

[Buddy and Molly spot the balls]

Molly: Must have just missed them. And their pals.

Buddy: Probably up to their usual mischief. Let's look around town for them.

[They head off. The truck leaves Fernfield. At the airport]

Truck guy: Hey, fellas. Got a shipment for Ferntiuktuk.

Pilot: Just waiting on the ice cream, and then we're ready to fly.

Budderball: [yawns loudly]

Gnomeo: Oh, my stomach.

Mudbud: So full... I can barely stay awake.

[A forklift carries the container away. The delivery guy hits his leg]

Delivery guy: [grunts] Ow!

[The Buddies, and are fast asleep]

[The delivery guy picks up Budderball's ball and puts it on the back]

Delivery guy: Perfect fit.

Pilot: Get it in there.

[The container is loaded. The Buddies, Pooh and Pal are still asleep]

Pilot: That's a clear take-off, Control. We're on our way to the Great White North.

[The plane takes off. In Alaska]

Adam Bilson: Adam Bilson's sled is moving faster than ever before. He might be the greatest musher in all of Alaska. His best friend, Shasta, is the most amazing lead dog ever. Together they cannot be stopped! Here they come towards the finish line. The crowd's never been so excited.

Shasta: [whines]

Adam Bilson: It's super amazing. It's...

Adam's mom: Adam! Time for school!

[Adam sighs]

[He puts the sled away]

[Later]

Rosebud: Guys, wake up.

Huh?

What?

Buddies: Hmm?

Rosebud: We fell asleep!

B-Dawg: Where we at, dawg?

I'll check it out.

[ climbs to a window]

I can see clouds. I think we might be on a plane.

Budderball, this is your fault!

[The plane's hatch opens]

Uh-oh. Everyone hold on!

[The container falls and hits the snowy ground]

[in Emmet's voice] Ow.

Juliet: Hold on!

[Meanwhile back in Fernfield]

Buddy: No sign.

Molly: Oh Buddy, where could they be?

[Back in Alaska, the Buddies, and ]