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Here is the transcript for Pooh's Adventures of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. == Cadiz, Spain == (The scene begins on a dark foggy night, where 2 fishermen was pulling something very big besides fish) * '''Fisherman:''' Captain! Captain! (The net drops and reveals a dead body among the fish. One of the men turned the body over and sees the corpse holding a journal) * '''Fisherman:''' Who are you? (attempts to grab to journal until the body stood up) (The scenes changes to a carriage riding fast to the palace in Cadiz, Spain, where the fishermen shows the body to King Ferdinand of Spain) * '''King Ferdinand:''' What is this man? * '''Fisherman 1:''' Your Majesty...We caught him up in our fishing nets. A fishing net * '''Fisherman 2:''' He's been telling stories, stories that... * '''Fisherman 1:''' We believe he's found... (The man slowly gave his journal to Ferdinand before he dies) * '''Man:''' Ponce de Leon. * '''Fisherman 1:''' Says he found Ponce de Leon's ship. * '''Fisherman 2:''' Or sailed on it. * '''Fisherman 1:''' No, I told you...Ponce de Leon died 200 years ago. * '''Fisherman 2:''' Aye, but he died searching for something, didn't he? * '''King Ferdinand:''' The Fountain of Youth... (to his captain) How soon can you sail? * '''Captain:''' With the tide. (A drop of water reflects to reveal the title ''Pooh's Adventures of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides'' == London == * '''Newsman:''' Pirates execution today! Watch him swing. *'''Little girl:''' Hurry papa, or we'll miss the hanging. *'''Father:''' It's not a hanging, dear, it's a trial. The hanging comes this afternoon. (In the prison, a jailer shoves out a hooded man from his cell) *'''Jailer:''' Come on! Up you get. Move along, pirate! Or should I say "Captain Pirate"? (laughs) Come on. Come on! Up you go. (In the courthouse) * '''Baliff:''' Now appearing before the courts, the notorious and infamous pirate... pillager and highwayman, Captain Jack Sparrow! (The jailer takes off the mask to reveal it was actually Joshamee Gibbs) * '''Gibbs:''' I told ya. Me names Gibbs. Joshamee Gibbs. How many times do I have to... * '''Baliff:''' Hear Ye, Hear Ye. Presiding over these trials, all rise and attend... the right Honorable Justice Smith! (Justice Smith slowly walks out to head towards his stand and the jury was being paid to be bought off. But as the Judge takes his seat Gibbs noticed something familiar about him) * '''Jack Sparrow:''' Now...what do we have here? * '''Gibbs:''' Jack? (smacked with a book) * '''Jack Sparrow:''' Not necessary. You were saying ? * '''Gibbs:''' Jack Sparrow is not my name. My name is Joshamee Gibbs. * '''Jack Sparrow:''' Is that so? It says Jack Sparrow here. * '''Gibbs:''' I told them. I'm not Jack Sparrow, who I would be happy to identify to the court, if it would help my case. * '''Jack Sparrow:''' I think that would be a poor defense. Unless you want to be bludgeoned again like a harp seal. Prisoner claiming to be innocent to being Jack Sparrow. How do you find ? * '''Foreman:''' No trial? But aren't we here to examine the evidence? * '''Jack Sparrow:''' Foreman, your finding. Guilty? * '''Foreman:''' Guilty verdict means he'll hang. * '''Woman:''' Hang him! String him up! * '''Foreman:''' Guilty ? * '''Gibbs:''' That's not fair! * '''Jack Sparrow:''' Shut it! Joshamee Gibbs, the crime of which you've been found guilty of is being innocent of being Jack Sparrow. I hereby commute your sentence... and order that you be imprisoned for the remainder of your miserable, moribund, mutton-chop life. * '''Woman:''' What? * '''Man:''' Hang him! * '''Jack Sparrow:''' There! (bangs gavel) * '''Woman:''' String him up ! Hang him high! * '''Baliff:''' Means to be arranged to transport this prisoner to the Tower of London! (Backstage) *'''Winnie the Pooh:''' Hello, is anyone here? * '''Jack Sparrow:''' Ah, if it isn't me ol shipmate, fancy meeting you here though. * -Same to you Captain Sparrow. * '''Jack Sparrow:''' What are you are doing here anyway? * -Well, when you're in London, you just have to see the sights. * -And seeing flyers for one Jack Sparrow being put on trial. * -I think it was a unfair trail. * -What was your first guess: the jeers of the crowd or the paid jury? * -By the way, where's the real judge? * '''Jack Sparrow:''' In here. (opens the door to reveal a tied Judge as he hands him his coat back) Thanks very much. Half of you (Jack and our heroes goes outside to be meet with the carriage whose also a pirate taking them and Gibbs to the tower) * '''Gibbs:''' Nice going. Now we're all headed for prison. * '''Jack Sparrow:''' Not to worry. I've paid off the driver. Ten minutes, we'll be outside London Town, horses waiting. Tonight, we make the coast. Then it's just a matter of finding a ship. * -Got it covered. * -We got our friends waiting at the coast with on our Gummi ship. * '''Gibbs:''' All part of the plan, yes? * '''Jack Sparrow:''' Exactly. I arrived in London Town just this morning, surprisingly meet up with old friends of ours to rescue one Joshamee Gibbs from one appointment with the gallows. Seeing as how you're still alive, I'd say it's all been very successful thus far. * -But I have to ask, what are you doing in London, Gibbs? * -You know what they do to pirates here in England. * '''Gibbs:''' Aye. But I always listened like a thief for news of the ''Black Pearl''. Nobody's seen where she might next make port. Then, I hear a rumor: Jack Sparrow's in London with a ship and looking for a crew. * '''Jack Sparrow:''' Am not. * '''Gibbs:''' But that's what I heard. Fact is, you're signing up men tonight. * -Any idea where they're meeting? * '''Gibbs:''' A saloon called The Captain's Daughter. * '''Jack Sparrow:''' Am not! * '''Gibbs:''' Well, I thought it a bit odd, but then, you've never been the most predictable of sorts. * '''Jack Sparrow:''' Tell me something. There is another Jack Sparrow out there sullying my good name? * '''Gibbs:''' An impostor. * '''Jack Sparrow:''' Indeed. * '''Nami:''' Yep, been there before. *-How so? *'''Sanji:''' 2 years ago, Luffy played a big part in our world called the War of the Best and his reputation and ours went up big time. * '''Usopp:''' So, a couple of fakers tried to impersonate us but karma finally caught up to them. * '''Tony Tony Chopper:''' Stupid imposters. * -Now, we have another one pretending to be Jack Sparrow. * '''Jack Sparrow:''' But... an impostor with a ship. * '''Gibbs:''' And in need of a crew. * '''Jack Sparrow:''' Which, as fate would have it, so am I. * -But what have you been up to? * -Last we part, you went off to find the Fountain of Youth. * '''Gibbs:''' Any luck? * '''Jack Sparrow:''' Circumstances arose and forced a compelling insight regarding discretion and valor. * -What does that mean? * -It means he gave up. * '''Jack Sparrow:''' I did not. I am just as bent as ever. Determinedly so. I shall taste those waters, my friends. Mark my words. (The carriage suddenly stops) * -We must be here. * '''Jack Sparrow:''' Short trip. (Jack opens the door and finds themselves surrounded by Redcoats in the middle of the palace) * '''Gibbs:''' All part of the plan, yes? * '''Jack Sparrow:''' (bonked on the head) No. (The Redcoats take Jack, Pooh and his friends into the palace and chained up in the dining room)<br /> == At the Royal Palace/Escape == * '''John Cartet:''' You are Jack Sparrow? * '''Jack Sparrow:''' There should be a "Captain" in there somewhere. * '''King George II:''' I've heard of you. And you know who I am. * '''Jack Sparrow:''' Face is familiar. Have I threatened you before? * '''Henry Pelham:''' You are in the presence of George Augustus, Duke of Brunswick-Luneburg, Archtreasurer and Prince-elector of the Holy Roman Empire, King of Great Britain and Ireland, and of you. * '''Jack Sparrow:''' Doesn't ring a bell. * '''King George II:''' I am informed you have come to London to procure a crew for your ship. * '''Jack Sparrow:''' Vicious rumor. Not true. * '''King George II:''' Then you lied to me when you told me you were Jack Sparrow. * '''Jack Sparrow:''' I am Jack Sparrow, but I'm not here to procure a crew. That is... someone else. * '''King George II:''' Ah, Someone else named Jack Sparrow. You've brought me the wrong wastrel. Find the proper one and dispose of this impostor and his companions. * '''Jack Sparrow:''' No, wait, wait, wait. Hang on a minute. I'm Jack Sparrow, the one and only. And I am in London. * '''King George II:''' To procure a crew. To undertake a voyage to the Fountain... * '''Jack Sparrow:''' What? * '''King George II:''' Will someone please remove these infernal chains? * '''Jack Sparrow:''' Come, come. * '''Henry Pelham:''' We know you're in possession of a map. * '''John Cartet:''' So confiscate the map, and to the gallows with them! * '''King George II:''' Have you a map? * '''Jack Sparrow:''' No. Do you have it? * -Nope. * -Do you have one? * -Not me. * '''Fred Jones:''' I don't have a map. * '''Daphne Blake:''' Me neither! * '''Velma Dinkley:''' Do you have one? * '''Shaggy Rogers:''' Not me! * '''Scooby-Doo:''' Not me! * -Well, none of us have it. * Henry Pelham: Where is it? * Jack Sparrow: The truth? I lost it. Quite recently, in fact. * King George II: I have a report. The Spanish have located the Fountain of Youth. I will not have some melancholy Spanish monarch, a conquistador, gain eternal life! * -I don't know if they would even want eternal life. * -In case you forgotten, the person who claimed to found the Fountain, went crazy and going to any means nessecary to find it. * -And ever since, it's was known to be a waste of time. *-Just like the person who went searching for El Dorado. * Henry Pelham: You do know the way to the Fountain? * Jack Sparrow: Of course I do. Look at me. * John Cartet: You could guide an expedition. * -We could. * -But, our friend here doesn't like to "work under" someone. * -It's not how we work. * Jack Sparrow: With your permission, your heinie, you will be providing, then, a ship...and a crew? * George Augustus: And a captain. (Suddenly a one legged man walks through the door, revealing to be none other than...) * Barbossa: Afternoon, sire. * -Barbossa?! * Barbossa: If I may be so bold, why aren't they not in chains? They must be manacled at once. * King George II: At the center of my palace? Hardly. * Jack Sparrow: Hector. How nice to see a fellow pirate make good of himself. * Barbossa: Pirate? Nay. Privateer. On a sanctioned mission under the authority and protection of the Crown. * -Wow. * -That's a riot. * -I've never thought a pirate lord would go so low to serve them. * Jack Sparrow: As may be, but first, what has become of my beloved ''Pearl''? * Barbossa: I lost the ''Pearl'' as I lost my leg. * Jack Sparrow: Lost the ''Pearl''? * Barbossa: Aye. I defended her mightily enough, but she be sunk nonetheless. * Jack Sparrow: (tries to grab him but is hold back) If that ship be sunk properly, you should be sunk with it. * -As the saying goes, a good captain always go down with his ship. * -But coming from you, out of the question. * King George II: Captain Barbossa, each second we tarry, the Spanish outdistance us. I have every confidence you will prevail and be rewarded with the high station you so desire. * Barbossa: To serve doth suffice, sire. * Jack Sparrow: You, sir, have stooped. * Barbossa: Jack, our sands be all but run. Where's the harm in joining the winning side? And you do meet a nicer class of person. * Jack Sparrow: I understand everything. Except that wig. *King George II: They escaped? *Barbossa: Leave it to me sire. *-Ok, so what's the plan actually? *Jack Sparrow: Split up, don't ask questions, improvise and don't get caught. *-I hate this plan already! *- *- *- * Redcoat: Filthy pirate! * Captain Teague: Hallo, Jackie! * Jack Sparrow: Hello, Dad. == The Captain's Daughter/Jack vs Jack == * Captain Teague: I heard you're puttin together a crew. * Jack Sparrow: If enough people keep sayin it, it must be true. * Captain Teague: I heard where you're headed. The fountain. * Jack Sparrow: Have you been there? * Captain Teague: Does this face look like it's been to the Fountain of Youth? * Jack Sparrow: Depends on the light. * Captain Teague: Son, the Fountain...There'll be items required. For the profound ritual. * -What kind of items? * Captain Teague: Two chalices. * Jack Sparrow: On the map there was a chalice. * Captain Teague: Two silver. From the Ponce de Leon ship. You'll need both. * Jack Sparrow: For? * Captain Teague: The ritual. Don't be a fool, Jackie. Find out every detail before you set sail. * Jack Sparrow: Oh, set sail, love to. But for that I may need a ship. * Captain Teague: Those folk over there, they have a ship. They're signin up sailors, right now. One last thing, Jackie. The Fountain will test you. Mark my words. * Jack Sparrow: I hear you be recruitin a crew. * Scrum: Aye. That is...Jack Sparrow be puttin together a modest venture. You got some nerve, aint ya ? Turnin up here dressed like that. What are you, some kind of an impostor? * Jack Sparrow: Do you have any idea who I am, mate ? * Scrum: Oi, markers. There's a bloke here whats forgotten his own name. * Pirate: Lads, I'm sailing with Sparrow. Who'll buy a sailor a drink? * -Great, what do we do now? (Suddenly Jack sees a familiar shadow in the back and follows it) * Jack Sparrow: You've stolen me. And I'm here to take meself back. Stop doing that. (The Jacks fight each other all around the room until eventually the real Jack notice the imposter doing something familiar) *Jack Sparrow: Only one person alive knows that move. (catches the imposter off-guard) * -Jack, you okay? * Jack Sparrow: I'm fine. Thank you. * -Looks like you caught the imposter. * -He looks just like you. * -A bit shorter though. * -Well, let's see who this phony Jack Sparrow really is. * Jack Sparrow: There's no need for that. Cause I already know who it is. * -Wait, you know who he is? * Jack Sparrow: More like who "she" is. Hello Angelica. * Angelica: Hello, Jack. * -(Sora VO) You're a girl? * Angelica: You didn't notice? * -(Sora VO) Not me. * Angelica: Are you impressed. I think I almost killed you once or twice. * Jack Sparrow: I'm touched at this most sincerest form of flattery. (takes off her hat) But why? * Angelica: You were the only pirate I thought I would pass for. * Jack Sparrow: That is not a compliment. * Angelica: Don't worry, Jack. I forgave you a long time ago. * Jack Sparrow: For what? For leaving you? * Angelica: I recall that I left you! * Jack Sparrow: A gentleman allows a lady to maintain her fiction. * Angelica: Look Sparrow. As long as my sailors get their money...they're willing to put up with any number of peculiarities. * Jack Sparrow: Ah. There is one peculiarity with which I will not put up with. I will be impersonated as Captain. Nothing less. * Angelica: For that you need a ship. And as it turns out...I have one. * Jack Sparrow: I could use a ship. * Angelica: I hear tell you've been to the fountain. * Jack Sparrow: There's been a lot of hear telling going on these days. * Angelica: The Fountain of Youth. * Jack Sparrow: Dearest Angelica. Fret not. You still have a few usable years left. * Angelica: Always so charming. But you didn't answer me. * Jack Sparrow: Eh? Have I gone to the fountain? Waste of time. * Scrum: Me lady. I see un-seamen like fellows with an officious looking nature. * -(in Babs Bunny VO) English translation please? * -The Redcoats are looking for us! * Angelica: Friends of yours? * Jack Sparrow: I may have unintentionally slighted some king or other. * -By that, we mean breaking out of the palace, plus a window and making a mess through London. * Angelica: Yeah, you haven't changed! * Jack Sparrow: Implying the need? * Angelica: Yes! You betrayed me. You scammed, and you used me. I was innocent in the ways of men. * Jack Sparrow: You demonstrated a lot of technique for someone I supposedly corrupted. * Scrum: Imminent danger. Here now, milady! * Voice: Open it! * Angelica: I was ready to take my vows, and you...What were you doing in a Spanish convent anyway? * Jack Sparrow: I was looking for the treasure room. It was a mistake. * Angelica: We are at a disadvantage. * Jack Sparrow: Speak for yourself! Unlike some who pretend to be...But in fact cannot hold a candle to. I am Captain Jack Sparrow. (The redcoats surrounded our heroes) *-So any other ideas? *Jack Sparrow: Just one. (throws a lever and drops our heroes, Jack, and Angelica into the water below the saloon) *-You could have warned us first. * Jack Sparrow: Back then you said I used you... * Angelica: You know exactly how. * Jack Sparrow: I know, but how can you say it? You lot, head back to your ship. I'll meet you there. * -Right. * Angelica: So, what is it? * Jack Sparrow: What is what? * Angelica: About the fountain. What do you know ? * Jack Sparrow: You don't happen to be in possession of 2 sliver chalices instead of Ponce de Len ? * Angelica: No. * Jack Sparrow: Ha! Thought not. * Angelica: Why? * Jack Sparrow: I hear stories, rumors... You are of course aware of the ritual. * Angelica: Yes, I am. * Jack Sparrow: What is it? What is required? (Suddenly Jack is shoot with sleeping dart) * Angelica: A Mermaid, Jack. (Jack collapses) -What happend? -And where's Jack? -Change of plans. -What's that? -A smoke bomb? -A flare maybe? -I don't remember flares being....so.....(feeling woozy) Red. (collapses) -???? (Soon everyone falls after the other) -Take the others to the back of the ship and stay hidden. -But what about you-- -Just go! (?????????? escapes and hides somewhere safe) -Great now what do we do? -We do what ???? says. We stay hidden and come up with a plan. -But what about them? -Simple if we follow them, we might be able to find not only our friends but also Jack Sparrow. Barbossa: Is that so? -Oh come on! == Tower of London == * Gibbs: There's been a mistake. It's a life sentence, not death. Life! Barbossa. * Barbossa: Thank you, gentlemen. I trust you can tie a noose. * Gibbs: That's a hard thing, forcing a man to twist his own hanging rope. * Barbossa: You must lie in your bed the way you made it. But I might perhaps start with them. (The guards brings in ???????????????????????) * Gibbs: What's happened to you? * -According to him, he turned pillaging and plundering for a power wig after losing the Pearl and his leg, * -How far the mighty have fallen. * Barbossa: Where be Jack Sparrow and those blaggers he calls crew? * Gibbbs: They escaped. (chuckles) * -We don't know. We split up back in town. * -And even if we did know where'd Jack and our friends are, we wouldn't tell you a thing. * Barbossa: Oh won't ye? Start with him. * -What are you doing? * Barbossa: I'm on a tight schedule, Gibbs. The HMS Providence sets sail at first light. If you do not care to watch you or your friends hanging here dead, with a mouth full of flies...speak now. * Gibbs: Spare them and take me with you. Any point of the compass... * Barbossa: Take you where, Gibbs? The Fountain? Aye? Is that where Jack be headed? Have you anything you can offer me, Gibbs? Anything at all? Upon me naked word, you'll not see the dawn. (Gibbs slowly pulls out the chart) * -Sao Feng's chart map. * -Gibbs, you can't. * Barbossa: Hand it over. (Gibbs was about to hand it over until he used a lantern to burn the charts) * Barbossa: You fool! * Gibbs: I had just enough time to study those infernal circles. Every route, every destination. All safe... in here. * -So, here's our deal, pegleg. You set us free and no harm will come to us and we'll show where they're going. * -Otherwise, best find a career in shinning boots. Or boot. * Gibbs: So, do we have a deal? * Barbossa: Welcome back to His Majesty's navy, Master Gibbs. == Queen Anne's Revenge == * Luffy: (whispering to everyone else) Hey. Guys. * -What happened? * -I feeling like???????? * -Last thing I remember was a bright red light. * -After that, nothing. * -But where are we? * -Feels like were ship. * Zoro: They tooks my swords. * Twilight Sparkle: And my rucksack, ugh, with all my navigation gear * Luffy: (sighs with relief) They didn't take my hat * -(in Nami's voice) Yeah small blessing. * -Hey. Stop. Stop that. Stop that. * Zoro: What? I'm trying to find a way out * -We've been captured we need a plan * Zoro: I don't need a plan. I just gonna slice down every Marine I see. * Luffy: Hey, relax we're fine. * -We're not. Those redcoats will throws in jail if were lucky. Excute us if they don't. * Luffy: They...they are not Redcoats. * -What do you mean? * Luffy: Before I got knocked out, I saw a Jolly Roger. We've been captured by pirates * -That's much better news. * Zoro: No he's right. Those solider have training. Pirates are easier to kill. * Luffy: Shanks used to say not every sitation can be solved with violence. * Tigger: Right, uh, who's this Shanks person? * -He's an old friend of Luffy. * -And one of the Four Emperors of the Sea. * Luffy: We don't need to fight. I can talk to them. Pirate to pirate * -Like that ever works. * -Shhh. someone's coming. (Suddenly a bright light blinds our heroes and are push to do work) * Pirate: (flipping over Jack) Show a leg, sailor! *Jack Sparrow: Aye, sir. What? There's been a horrible mistake. *Scrum: Keep moving. *Jack Sparrow: We're not supposed to be here. *Scrum: Many a man's woken up at sea, no idea what, when, wherefore or why. No memory of the night afore, whence he signed up and drank away all his bonus money. *Jack Sparrow: No, no, no. You don't understand, mate. I'm Captain Jack Sparrow. The original. The only. *Scrum: Scrum, and the pleasure's all mine. Now, keep moving. *Jack: (sees a coffin made of glass) Scrum. Why is there a glass coffin? * Scrum: Do I look like the man in charge? * Princess Jasmine: But you look like you know things, so tell us where in the world are we. * Scrum: 'Scuse me, your highness, I be right honored to welcome you all aboard our world-renowned vessel of infamy - Queen Anne's Revenge. * Winnie the Pooh: Queen Anne's Revenge? * Piglet: Oh dear. * Tigger: Uh oh. * -This can't be good. * Petrie: Is that bad? * Twilight Sparkle: It's worse. In the 16th century, Queen Anne's Revenge was a notorious pirate ship captained by the most ruthless, heartless pirate ever known. *-Whose that? * Velma Dinkley: He goes by two names. His real name is Edward Teach. But history knows him by his other name. * -What's that? * Jack Sparrow: Blackbeard. * Monkey D Luffy: (shocked in horror) (On deck) * Gunner: WORK!!! * Jack Sparrow: He's a curious one. * Scrum: He's been zombified. * Jack Sparrow: Eh? * Scrum: Zombified. Blackbeard's doing. All the officers are the same. Makes em more compliant. * Jack Sparrow: And perpetually ill tempered. * -And I thought the Bosun on Davy Jones' crew was harsh. * Scrum: Come on, scrub. * Jack Sparrow: Yes. * Crew: (pulling rope) Pull! Pull! * Jack Sparrow: Five days underway, at least. * Scrum: Aye. You can tell that by the smell of the sea ? * Jack Sparrow: Smell of the crew! * -Yeah, these guys really need a bath. * -What is it? * -Look up there. (points to a man tied to the crow's nest) * -What did that guy do? * Jack Sparrow: And how can I make sure to not? * Scrum: Him? Churchly fellow. Always goin on about the good life . * - On this ship? * Scrum: A missionary his story. What I heard was he got captured in a raid. Rest of the ship got killed. But not him. First mate wouldn't let it happen, on account of his premier standing with heaven above. First mate, sticking her neck out, for some prisoner. That, you don't see. * Jack Sparrow: Her? First mate is a her? * Gunner: Back to work! * -Sheesh, I wonder who took this first mate be. * -(sees her) I can fathom a pretty good guess. (Jack looks to see at the helm was Angelica) * Angelica: Steady as she goes. * -She's the first mate?!?! * -There something you don't see everyday. (Angelica heads below deck only to be grabbed by Jack holding a hook to her throat) * Jack Sparrow: You are a ruthless, soulless, cross-grained cur. * Angelica: I told you I had a ship. * Jack Sparrow: No, Blackbeard has a ship, upon which we are now imprisoned. * Angelica: We can do this, Jack. The Fountain of Youth, like you always wanted. * Jack Sparrow: Blackbeard. Edward Teach. The pirate all pirates fear. Resurrector of the dead in his spare time. * Angelica; He will listen to me. * Jack Sparrow: He listens to no one. * Angelica: Maybe to his own daughter? * Tigger: Wait, your Blackbeard's daughter? (gasps and stutters) What?!?! * - * - * - * Jack Sparrow: Daughter as in... beget by? * Angelica: Long-lost. Recently found. Who loves her dear papa with all her soul. * -And he actually bought that? * Angelica: I sold that. * -Someone's coming. * Jack Sparrow: Then it's the Fountain of Youth for him, or him and you, not you and me. * Angelica: No, Jack, that's the best part. He will be dead. * Jack Sparrow: Ah. You'll be handling that part yourself, then? * Angelica: There is a prophecy. Maybe you don't believe in the supernatural. * Jack Sparrow: Oh, no, no. I've seen a thing or two. * Angelica: The prophecy is this: Blackbeard will meet his death within a fortnight at the hands of a one-legged man. That's why he needs the Fountain, Jack. * -One-legged man? * -Do you think she's referring to you know who? * -Hard to say. == S == * Barbossa: Ah, Master Gibbs, storer of the map. Perhaps you'd be so kind as to provide us a heading. * Gibbs: Be a gem and pour me a gobbler. * Barbossa: Nay. We be privateers, not pirates Master Gibbs. And in the kings name, we behave as such. * -I'm sorry weren't "you" a pirate? * Gibbs: Aye, Captain. * Barbossa: Be we on the proper course, Gibbs? * Gibbs: Aye, it be proper. * -How do you know? * Gibbs: There's your proof. * -What is it? * * Barbossa: (looks through telescope and see three Spanish ships) The Spaniard. All hands, battle stations. Turn windward. (The men started to take battle positions) * Mr. Groves: Guns armed, awaiting orders sir. Sir, orders? Sir? (Barbossa looks through telescope and the captain just pushed on without even looking) * Gibbs: Never so much as turned his head. * -Must be that valuable. * Barbossa: The fountain is the prize. It appears we be not even worth the time it would take to sink us. And now we've fallen behind. All hands make more sail. * Mr. Groves: All hands more sail! * Barbossa: Ride hard between wind and tide! == Mutiny/Enter Blackbeard == * Jack Sparrow: The topic gentlemen, is mutiny. Mutiny most foul. * Salaman: Aye. I signed up to sail under Jack Sparrow. Not some pretender. * Ezekiel: And a lady at that. * Cook: A mention was failed to be made to this uncanny crew. * Ezekiel: Made my toes curl, it do. * Cabin Boy: I got em. All of them. (brings out swords) * Jack Sparrow: Well done! On to it then. Blackbeard. What are his habits ? * Scrum: Stays mostly in his cabin. * Ezekiel: That's right. Mostly to his cabin. * Jack Sparrow: Yes, but when he comes out. * Cabin Boy: Don't really come out. * Jack Sparrow: Must come out some time! * Scrum: Not really, no. * Jack Sparrow: Any of you sailed with him before? Any of you seen him before? Stays in his cabin. No ones sailed with him, seen him. Good news, gentlemen! This is not Blackbeard's ship. This is not the Queen Anne's Revenge. * Scrum: This be the Queen Anne's Revenge right enough. * Jack Sparrow: How do you know? * Scrum: I seen the name, on the back of the ship. * Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen, sirs, madams, fellow conscriptees. You have been monstrously deceived. * Salaman: We are decepted then! * Jack Sparrow: Yes. You've nay been informed of the destination. Death lies before us, as we sail...for the Fountain of Youth. It will be a sorry plight, mates. * -Death for certain. * -The garden of darkened souls. * Ezekiel: Untimely our ends will be. * Jack Sparrow: Unless. We take the ship. * Scrum: We take the ship then. Now! * Jack Sparrow: Go on then. * Angelica: Jack...If this is a dream, you can keep the sword and boots on. If it's not... * Jack Sparrow: It's a dream! * Angelica: No it's not. * Jack Sparrow: I thought I should give you fair warning. We're taking the ship. * Angelica: (yelling in Spanish) * Jack Sparrow: Nothing personal! Think you might be better off if you just....Stay out of it. Boggit. * -Jack, what about him! * Jack Sparrow: Uptop! * Salaman: You're either with us or against us! * Phillip: I'm not with you. Neither am I against you! * Salaman: Can he do that? * -Best to leave him as only when necessary, * Jack Sparrow: Fight to the bitter end you cack-headed deck apes! Take him men and tie him down tight. (The crew and the heroes restrained the officers and hold down the Angelica) * Jack Sparrow: The ship is ours! * -I can't believe this actually worked. * -We're getting good at this pirating thing. * -Yeah, we took down all the officers and the first mate. * -If we keep playing our cards right, nothing can us now! * Jack Sparrow: Exactly! (Suddenly the doors right behind him, opens eerily) * -Is that so? (Then, Scar, Shenzi, Banzai, Ed, Jafar, Maleficent, Myotismon, Winterbolt, Shere Khan, Captain Hook, Mr. Smee, Don Karnage, Oogie Boogie, The Carnotaurs, The Rough Gang, Broccoli Alien Overlord, Duke Duralumon, Baron Nylon, The Crime Empire, and Team Rocket slowly walk through the door) * -Oh great. * -What are they doing here? * -I think I better question is, what are any of you think your doing? *Shenzi: Well, well, well, Banzai. What have we got here? *Banzai: Hmm. I don't know, Shenzi. Uh, what do you think, Ed? *Ed: (laughs maniacally) *Banzai: Yeah, just what I was thinking...a couple of rouge pirates! *-And from the looks of it, it would seem that they taken the officers and Angelica in custody. * -You're not actually thinking about taking this ship by force, are you? *-Uh....no. * -I think they forgot who runs this ship. * -But maybe we should let him explain things. (Suddenly, Blackbeard slowly comes out of his quarters as Jack slowly stands aside) * Blackbeard: Gentlemen. (throws bottle on the ground) I be placed in a bewilderment. There I were...resting... And upon a sudden, I hear an ungodly row on deck. (slowly touch and scrape the handle of his swords as ropes starts to slowly untie. Sailors abandon their posts without orders and without leave. Men before the mast. Taking the ship for themselves. What be that, first mate? * Angelica: Mutiny, Captain! * -One more time? * Angelica: Mutiny! *Blackbeard: Aye, mutiny. And what fate befalls mutineers? (slowly pulls out sword) Now we know the answer to that, do we not. * -Fed to the sharks? * -Strap to a cannon? * -Sent to Davy Jones' Locker? * Blackbeard: All good suggestions, but no. Mutineers...hang! (uses his swords to rope all the mutineers and heroes around the ship) * Jack Sparrow: Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. * -Oh you don't say? * Jack Sparrow: I can name fingers and point names. * Blackbeard: No need, Mr. Sparrow. They are sheep, you their shepherd. (lets him drop) * Jack Sparrow: Have I mentioned sir, what a lovely daughter you have. * Blackbeard: (pulls out pistol) A pitying last sight for a doomed soul. * Angelica: Remember, father. We need him. * Blackbeard: If not him then, maybe one of his friends. * -No! * -We need them alive. * -Plus, some of them have a price on their heads, so maybe it would be best to keep them breathing...for now. * Blackbeard: If I don't kill a man every now and then, they forget who I am. * -Oh, I'm sure they'd learned there lesson on who runs this show. * Phillip: Coward! * Blackbeard: Hmm? * -Who spoke?! * Phillip: They do not forget. Your crew sees you for the miscreant you are. A coward, no matter how many you slay. * -You know, you have a lot of nerve and guts to tell us, that we're scared of them than they are of us. * Blackbeard: Agreed. Twice in one day, I find myself in a bewilderment. * Phillip: You are not bewildered. You are afraid. You do not walk the path of righteousness the way of the light. * -No, it's just this simple sentence. * -We're bad people. * Phillip: That too. * -Change of plans, you can kill him. * Blackbeard: With pleasure. * Angelica: No! *Blackbeard: All Latin blood, like her mother. * Angelica: Father, I beg you! * Blackbeard: Ah, there I be again. Forgetting why the missionary is here. My daughter, fears for my soul, or what's left of it. You truly wish to save me, my child? * Angelica: Every soul can be saved. * Blackbeard: Is that true, young clergy? * Phillip: Yes. Though you I see as a bit of a long shot. Still I pray for every unfortunate soul on this accursed vessel. * Blackbeard: You disarm me with your faith. *-But, we should at least test that faith, should we not? *Blackbeard: Let's. Eight bells. Which of you unfortunate souls stood watch ? * Jack Sparrow: I did. I stood watch. * -Shut up. * -We'll deal with you later. *Blackbeard: Gunner? (The Gunner looks at one of the crewmates) *Blackbeard: You? *Cook: Aye. *Blackbeard: Aye. The cook. Perfect. Lower the long boat. (The cook starts paddling away) *Blackbeard: Bring her about. (The Revenge starts turning into the cook's position) *Angelica: Why do you do this? *Blackbeard: Mutiny. Our laws be clear. *Angelica: Our laws allow the captain to show leniency. *Blackbeard: I've given this man a chance to determine his fate. A gift not afforded to all. (sees Phillip) Oh you now. A chance to show the worth of your prayers. Pray he be delivered from...evil? *-We're in range. *Blackbeard: Course made. *Phillip: Give that man a chance! Give yourself a chance! *-FIRE!!! (The ship blast the cook and the boat with fire leaving everyone shocked) *Blackbeard: You know when I feel closest to ( )? When I see suffering, pain and anguish. That's when the true desire of his will is revealed. *Phillip: And I see it revealed when in times of hardship and tragedy... kindness and compassion are shown to those in need. *Blackbeard: Perhaps you should pray for him to be unharmed, yeah? *Phillip: Please, there's still hope. *Blackbeard: Again! (The ship blast the burn boat again) *-Let the cook's demise be a lesson to all of you here. *-You standing here is an act of mercy. *-But anybody who even thinks about doubting Blackbeard or defy us, will meet a far tragic fate than him. *-Now, the lot of ya, back to your quarters! *-All but you, few. *-The captain would like to have a few words with you, (In the captain's quarters) *Jack Sparrow: I actually have no interest in the fountain whatsoever, so...if your heart is set, you may drop us off anywhere you like. *Blackbeard: That'll be all, Quartermaster. Your words surround you like fog. Make you hard to see. *Jack Sparrow: And what of you, the mighty Blackbeard? Beheaded, they say. Still your body swam three times around your ship and climbed back on board. And here you are, running scared. *Blackbeard: Scared? *Jack Sparrow: To the fountain. *Blackbeard: The quartermaster sees things before they happen. He has foreseen my death. And so the fates have spoken. The threads of destiny, woven. *Jack Sparrow: You have a ridiculously high regard for fate. *Blackbeard: Fate. And you? *Jack Sparrow: Me? I'm skeptical of predicting any future which includes me. *Blackbeard: It'd be foolish to battle fate. But I'd be tempted to cheat it. I will reach the fountain. You will lead me. That knife will serve you no better than the mutiny you devised. *Jack Sparrow: Mutiny served me well. *-Yeah, but the last time it didn't leave on an island while your crew became undead skeletons. *Jack Sparrow: True. It gained me an audience with you. *Blackbeard: Oh. *Jack Sparrow: Aye. To warn you. Regarding your first mate. Who pretends to be persons she is not. *Blackbeard: Do tell. *Jack Sparrow: She is not your daughter. (Angelica walks below and stands on the other side of the captain's door hearing the conversation) *Blackbeard: You dare speak thustly of my flesh and blood? *Jack Sparrow: Sir. The woman is consummate in the art of deception. I know, as I mostly unwittingly, set her on her wicked path. Though I cannot claim credit for her existing abundance of natural talent. (Blackbeard pulls out a voodoo doll that looks exactly like Jack) *-Is that? *-A voodoo doll? Most definitely. *-Oh don't worry, his wasn't the only one we have. (shows other dolls of our heroes) *-Consider it a precaution. *-Should someone oh, I don't know....step out of line. *Blackbeard: Angelica. My beloved daughter. The one true good thing I've done in this life. And you claim to be the one who corrupted her? *Jack Sparrow: Sir. What she is, is pure evil. More to be feared than a wild beast. Hungry ,wild beast, with gnashing teeth. Vengeful hungry from treacherous beast... *Angelica: (walks in) Father! *Jack Sparrow: Sweetness! (Jack pulls a dagger in the doll making Jack suffer) *Angelica: No need to hurt him father. He will help us. Won't you, Jack? *Blackbeard: You see, even now she tends to your welfare. Giving lie to the claims you make of her. (Blackbeard takes the dagger out of the doll and Jack sees the mark on his chest like a pitchfork) *Angelica: You will lead us to the fountain! Yes? *-Sure. *-Of course. *-But.... *-But? *-But what? *-Just suppose we do take you to the fountain... *-What we get a little....lost? *-Of I don't think that would be a problem since you got the compass. *-The one that points to what you want most. *-And if you do try to mislead us,..then it wont be pretty for you and your friends. *Blackbeard: Put another way. If I, do not make it to the fountain in time...(puts Jack and a few of our heroes' doll heads over a candle making their heads) Neither will you. *-Get the picture? *Jack Sparrow: I'll have a wee look see at those charts right away. shall I? == Are We Not King's Men? == * Mr. Groves: Sir. * Barbossa: Aye? * Mr. Groves: Captain, sir, I am unhappy to report rumors, sir, among the crew, as to our destination. * Barbossa: Shut your trap and make way. That's the way of it, then. * Mr. Groves: No disrespect, sir. * Barbossa: What do the men fear? Say it. Speak the words. * Mr. Groves: Whitecap Bay. * Barbossa: Aye, Whitecap Bay. And every worthless seaman fears the name, and rightly so, though few know why or dare to ask. * Gibbs: Be the stories true? * Barbossa: Say what robs you of your staunch heart, Gibbs, or forever leave it to the wider fields of fancy. * Gibbs: Mermaids, Captain. * Barbossa: Aye. Mermaids. Sea ghouls, devil fish, dreadful in hunger for flesh of man. Mermaid waters, that be our path. * -Mermaids? * -That's not scary. * Barbossa: Oh and why's that? * -We met a couple mermaids a few times and they were nice. * -In our world, there's a whole island of fish-men and mermaids and they were nice. * Barbossa: Aye, nice ones ye say. But let me ask ye, have you ever wonder if these fish people had a dark side? An alternative motive? That they had a taste....for human. Cling to your soul, mateys, you may have had nice ones in your world. But on these seas, the mermaids here be given to take the rest...to the bone. *Mr. Groves: Steady! Steady men! Find your courage. Or be ready to purpose your fear. *Sailor: Save yourselves! *Sailor: Man overboard! *Barbossa: Nay, a deserter! *Mr. Groves: Come about! *Barbossa: Nay! Gentlemen, I shall not ask any more of any man than what that man can deliver. But I do ask this. Are we not kings men? *Crew: Aye. *Barbossa: On the kings mission? I did not notice any fear in the eyes of the Spanish as they passed us by. Are we not kings men? *Crew: Aye! *Barbossa: Hands aloft and bear away. Stay on ahead to Whitecap Bay. == Blackbeard's Collection == (Angelica opens a secret shelf ) * Jack Sparrow: What about Blackbeard? * Angelica: He's in the chart room. We have to be quick. (Angelica opens the shelfs to reveal a collection of ships in a bottle) * -Ships? * -In a bottle? * -They look real. * -Very real. * Angelica: He keeps each ship as a prize. You help me, and I promise you your pick. Though I think I know the one you will chose. * -Is that? * -The Black Pearl? * Jack Sparrow: The Black Pearl in a bottle? Why is the Black Pearl in a bottle? * -So, I guess Barbossa didn't sink it. * -Blackbeard just defeated him and shrunk the ship. * Jack Sparrow: (sees Monkey Jack in the bottle) He even more annoying in miniature. * Angelica: Do we have a deal, Jack? * Jack Sparrow: Angelica, I know you. You are not going to steal the life of some innocent man. * Angelica: What about the one taking one. I need years, Jack. Not for me. For my father. I am, truly the daughter of Blackbeard. * Jack Sparrow: You've fallen for you own con, love. * Angelica: No, he is my father. The lies I told you were not lies. * Jack Sparrow: You lied to me by telling me the truth? * Angelica: Yes. * Jack Sparrow: That's very good. May I use that ? * Angelica: I'm sure you will anyway. * Jack Sparrow: Of course I will. So will you not give up this quest ? * Angelica: I want a father, Jack. I haven't had one. * Jack Sparrow: Angelica...Your father, Blackbeard... He is evil and he will kill you. Given the chance. He cannot be saved. * Monkey D. Luffy: I'm with him. Watch your back for he stabs yours. * Angelica: And who are you to set the limits on redemption ? You stole years of my life, Jack. You owe me. * Jack Sparrow: And you are en-route to getting yourself killed. And I am not inclined to stand by and watch. * Voice: Whitecap Bay! == Whitecap Bay/Mermaid Attack == * Blackbeard: All hands on deck. Set to the long boat. Lay em out flat. No tangles. Make em look pretty for out dainty guest. We're gonna need light. A lot of light. Come! * Salaman: Smell that? Whale oil. * -So? * -This stuff is very combustible. * Blackbeard: Can you make it work? * Salaman: It's made by the English. Let's not get our hopes up. * Angelica: The old moon in the arms of the new one. First of the summer. Perfect for hunting a mermaids tears. (The lighthouse shines on a longboat) * Ezekiel: We're doomed. They be drawn to man made light. * Cabin Boy: Sharks? * -We can handle a few teeth. * Ezekiel: Worse than sharks, boy. There'll be mermaids upon us within the hour. You mark my words. And we're the bait. * Pirate: I heard it said that the kiss from a mermaid can save a sailor from drowning. * Ezekiel: Don't be a fool. Mermaids are all female son, and lovely as the dream of heaven. * -So, why do I feel there's a "but" coming? * Ezekiel: But when it comes time to churn butter, so to speak... They snatch a sailor out of a boat, or off the deck of a ship, have their way. Then the sailors are pulled to bottom and drowned and eaten. * Scrum: Sometimes, the other way around. * -Where do you get your information? * Gunner: Sing. * Scrum: What? * Gunner: They like to 'ear singing. [Scrum] My name it is Maria A merchant's daughter fair, *Gunner: Louder! [Scrum] ''And I have left my parents and three thousand pounds a year,'' ''My heart is pierced by Cupid, I disdain all glittering gold,'' (The gunner pulls back the trigger making everyone sing) [All] ''There is nothing can console me but my jolly sailor bold.'' (Moments later, everyone soon to fall asleep even Scrum who singing faintly. Phillip whose is bearly awake notice something in the water circling the boat) * -What is it? * Phillip: I saw something. * -Where? (The heroes looks to see a mermaid behind them) * Scrum: Heaven save me. * Phillip: Men look...look there. (The others wake up to see the mermaid named Tamara until Ezekiel tries to stab her) * Scrum: You'll scare her off! * Ezekiel: Aye, and good riddance! * Scrum: Can you talk? * Tamara: Yes. * Scrum: You're beautiful. * Tamara: Are you the one who sings? * Scrum: Aye. * Tamara: Are you my jolly sailor bold? * Scrum: Aye, that I'll be. * Phillip: (pulling Scrum back) Scrum. Comport yourself. * -This is not the time to fall in love. *Scrum: Boys. There ain't much been given to me in my brief, miserable life, there's a truth in it. But mark my words. I'll have it said that Scrum had himself a kiss from a proper mermaid! [Tamara] ''My heart is pierced by Cupid'' ''I disdain all glittering gold'' ''There is nothing can console me'' ''but my jolly sailor bold.'' (Soon a few other mermaids floated to the surface and surround the boat) [Tamara] ''Come all you pretty fair maids, whoever you may be'' ''Who love a jolly sailor bold that ploughs the raging sea,'' ''My heart is pierced by Cupid, I disdain all glittering gold,'' ''There is nothing can console me but my jolly sailor bold.'' (x2) (Tamara slowly pulls Scrum towards the water, he expecting to kiss her, until she showed her fangs and he screams) * -Not tonight! (hits Tamara) (Soon the mermaids all scattered and started attacking) * Blackbeard: Out upon it. It has begun! (Soon the mermaids break holes in the bottom of the boat) * -We're sinking! (They are overwhelmed and falls into the water. Soon the mermaids are dragging the sailors down into the depths and being eaten. One of the mermaids grabs Phillip) * -Phillip! * Pirate 1:Light em up. * Pirate 2: Master your courage. * Pirate 3: Drive em to shore! (Soon the other pirates in the boats outside the light throws barrels of gunpowder in the water scaring the mermaids to the beach) * Angelica: Netting to the water! Quickly! (Soon the netting were getting into position. Eventually the mermaids attack the bombing boats. Blackbeard uses his swords to move the Revenge and using fire blast to scare the mermaids towards the nets. The netting group soon wait for the mermaid to come) * -It's quiet. * -Too quiet. (Suddenly the men are being pulled off by the mermaids and their seaweed ropes) * -Fall back! * Maurice: King Julien * King Julien: Hide the women and precious metals. Lower the shooting thingies. Fire at the fishes! Men down! You, you take their places! That's it! I surrender! * Melman: We're gonna die! * Jack Sparrow: Retreat all to land. For you lives. Retreat, I say! * Blackbeard: Cowards! Back in the water! There'll be no refuge on land. Upon my word. * -It's no use, we can't handle a couple of mermaids. We'll be dead in seconds. * Winnie the Pooh: Um, fellas, we seem to have some small problems. * -Uh,...how small? * -Probably that small! (points to a swarm of mermaids heading towards the bay) * -Big problem, BIG PROBLEM!!! (Suddenly the mermaids brake the deck and one of them grabs Angelica until Jack severs the connection) * Jack Sparrow: Come on! * -How do we stop this? * -The lighthouse! (As our heroes heads towards the lighthouse, Phillip and the Cabin Boy makes it the shoreline) * -We gotta do this fast. * -Quick grab a pole! (Everyone grabs a pole and starts banging on the whale oil above. Down below a mermaid is slowly rising and moving in on a exhausted Phillip) * -Come on! * -Leak already! * -Ok, now what? * -We're gonna have to jump. * Maurice: Uh, you mean into the mermaid infested water * -Are you crazy?! * King Julien: Thank you, but no thank you! * -We don't have much of a choice. * -Ok, on three. * -One! * -Three! (Everyone jumps for it as the lighthouse exploded, as the mermaid grabs Phillip but gets trapped in the wreckage) * -We got one! * -Finally! * -Now lets get a look at our beauty. * -SCRUM!?! * Scrum: I'm in love! * Blackbeard: Take the wounded. See if you can find one mermaid still alive. (Phillip starts to regain conciousness and sees the mermaid's tail flapping in the water. He stabs it with his sword until he sees it was a young mermaid looking scared. Suddenly, the pirates netted the mermaid.) * Blackbeard: Come give a hand. Well done, sailor. * Jack Sparrow: Did everyone see that? Cause I will not be doing it again. * Blackbeard: Back to the ship. We head for protected cove. Now. (The next morning, the Providence boarding party check on the outcome of the battle as pirates and mermaid lay dead on the shore) * -Don't tell me that's a... * Gibbs: Mermaid. Give up this madness now. * Barbossa: I cannot. Ever walk on the beach, look back and see your footsteps in the sand? * -Yes? * Barbossa: It's like that, except the footsteps lie before me. * Gillette: A footstep, actually. * -Well, this is has been fun. See ya. * -Where are you going? * -Take a look around. All this just to require immortality from a bit of water is a death wish. * -I'm with her on this one. * -So if anybody needs us, we're going back to the ship. * -As much as this is scary, we have to keeping to find our friends and get out of here. * -And besides, going back to the ship may not be the best idea. * -Oh yeah. Why not? * -That's why. (points to the Providence and the men being attacked by mermaids) * Barbossa: We travel by foot. Gibbs, I require a heading. * Mr. Groves: But, sir, the men. * Barbossa: They be dead already. * Mr. Groves: They don't sound dead. * Barbossa: (pulls out a pistol) Is that so? But I hear nothing but seagulls nesting. What is it that you hear, Mr. Groves? * Mr. Groves: Seagulls...nesting. Nothing more./ * Barbossa: Heading, Gibbs? (Suddenly everyone watched in horror as the Providence sinks beneath the ocean) * Mr. Groves: My word. * Barbossa: (puts the gun to Gibb's head) Your head, or me heading. I'll have me one or t'other. I don't care which. * Gillette: All hands fore-ward! (Later on, Blackbeard unravels a once blindfolded Sparrow) * Blackbeard: It's up to you now, Sparrow. * Jack Sparrow: Was that really necessary? * Blackbeard: Best you not know the exact whereabouts of my ship. I be a cautious man. * Jack Sparrow: So be I. What I want first. is Ponce De Leon's ship. * Scrum: Why is it we've got to bring her along? * Angelica: Because tears don't keep. We need them fresh. * Jack Sparrow: What was the ritual, again? Water from the fountain and a mermaids tear? * Angelica; And two silver chalices. One cup with a tear, one without. * Jack Sparrow: So one with a tear and water in both. Quite complicated, is it not? * Angelica: Both get water. One gets a tear. The person who drinks the water with the tear gets all the years of life from the other. * -Uh, how many years exactly? * Angelica: (picks up nearby snake) All the years that they have lived, and they could have lived, if fate had been kinder. * Jack Sparrow: Clergyman. On the off chance that this is not their will for me...I would like it noted, here and now, that I am fully prepared to believe in whatever I must. So that I may be welcomed into that place where all the goodie goodies get to go. Savvy? * Phillip: We have a word for that, Jack. You can convert. * Jack Sparrow: I was thinking more of an as needed basis. * -Hey, is she okay? * Phillip: Quartermaster. * Quartermaster: Aye. * Phillip: She cannot breathe. * Quartermaster: She has water. * Phillip: She needs air! Open this. * Quartermaster: She will escape. * Phillip: You're killing her. * Jack Sparrow: I support the missionaries position. * Phillip: (opens the case a little bit seeing the mermaid gasping for air) See? * Blackbeard: Onward! == Six Pistols == (Moments later, Jack stops at the end of a cliff) * Jack Sparrow: Just as I thought. Not this way. * Angelica: This is the way, isn't it? * Jack Sparrow: Of course it is. But we should go around to the east. * Angelica: That would take us out of the path of the chalices. * Jack Sparrow: Well then we'll circle back. * Angelica: There's no time. * Jack Sparrow: You're the one insisted on bringing the bloody mermaid. * Angelica: Well the mutiny didn't help. * Jack Sparrow: You walk like a girl. * Angelica: You would know. * Blackbeard: Someone must go. * Angelica: You mean, split up? * Jack Sparrow: You mean, jump? This I cannot wait to see. * Blackbeard: Sparrow will go. Only taking a few with him. Find the ship. Retrieve the chalices. * Angelica: Sparrow? What makes you think he will come back? * Jack Sparrow: Yes, what makes you think he will come back? * Angelica: We cannot trust him, father. I'll go. * Jack Sparrow: She'll go. * Blackbeard: How much farther to the fountain? I'm running out of time. * Jack Sparrow: About a days march north, following that river, we'll get to a series of pools. Then you're close. Y * Blackbeard: You will go. * Jack Sparrow: I was sure it would come to this. You know that feeling you get sometimes when you're standing in a high place? Sudden urge to jump? * -Yeah? * Jack Sparrow: I don't have it. * Blackbeard: I need those chalices. * Jack Sparrow: Shoot. Save me the bother of the fall * Blackbeard: You will go. You will return...or I will kill her. * -You'll shoot Angelica? * -He wouldn't actually kill his own daughter? * -Would he? * -(shrugs) *Blackbeard: Quartermaster. Get me six more pistols and remove the shot from all but two. But do not tell me which two. (A few moments later, seven pistols are layed across a rock) * Blackbeard: You get to choose, Mr. Sparrow. * Jack Sparrow: Oh. (looks at them) No. Mmm...No. (picks the 5th pistol) Yes. * Blackbeard: You're sure? * Jack Sparrow: 'Course I am. (Blackbeard shoots but it didn't go off) * -Close call. * Blackbeard: Again. * Jack Sparrow: (picks up 2nd one) Please. They're not even loaded. * -Hey, watch where you point that thing. * Jack Sparrow: Like it really has bullets. (pulls the trigger and it really goes off) * -So, I guess he really wasn't bluffing. * Blackbeard: Again. * Jack Sparrow: If you're so keen on killing her, why don't you just let her jump ? * Angelica: What? * Jack Sparrow: Mm-mm. * Blackbeard: If you jump and die, then she will have her chance. Again. * Jack Sparrow: Oy...If I jump...will I survive? The doll! Thank you. (chanting incantation in foreign tongue and screams as the doll is thrown of the cliff ) * Blackbeard: Yes, now you will survive. * Angelica: This is nonsense! I'm going! (Jack Sparrow jumps off the cliff and manages to survive) * Jack Sparrow: Wet. Wet again. * -What do you know? He made it. * -Now then, you few then, you will go with him to find those chalices. * -How we know which ones will go with Jack? * -Simple, like this. (???? blows a gust of wind send Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Luffy, ?????????????????? down into the river) * -Ok, I'm really starting to hate this adventure. * -Second it. * Quartermaster: We go on. Due north. To the fountain. * Angelica: Well played, father. You knew which guns were loaded, right? * Blackbeard: Of course, my love. (Angelica then sees our heroes giving a stern look) * Angelica: What? * -How can you be so blind? * -I mean he was actually going to shoot you. * Angelica: He wouldn't actually kill me. He loves me. * -Oh really? * -If he really loves you, wouldn't he have told you which ones were loaded? * Angelica: It was a test of faith. * -That's kind of low faith coming from him. * Angelica: What is your point? * -Our point is this, be cautious of Blackbeard. * -Because in our world, Blackbeard wouldn't care if he had to kill someone to get what he wants. * -Even if he has a "daughter". (Elsewhere, Barbossa group travels across the water) * Barbossa: Be nice to have a map about now. * Gibbs: Or a ship. * Barbossa: (sees a frog on Gibbs' shoulder) Stop. Hold very still. You dare not let it touch your skin. (uses tongs to put the frog in a jar) What? What be wrong with an old man havin a hobby. What are you stopping for, eh ? Push on ! * Mr. Groves: Push on. * Barbossa: You'll sleep when you're dead. Push on! (looks at his hobby growing) Fortune continues to favor us. * Jack Sparrow: The Santiago. Famously captained by Ponce de Len. Oh. There's no one there. Right then. (As Blackbeard group continues, one of the zombies trip making the glass break and the mermaid free) * -What now? * -The glass broke. * -She will escape. * -Look. (Suddenly the mermaid's tail suddenly turned into a pair of legs) * -Whoa. * -She has legs. * Quartermaster: We must not stop. * Blackbeard: You will walk. * Mermaid:(tries to stand but falls) I cannot. * Blackbeard: Walk or die. * Phillip: Put your arms around me. * Mermaid: I do not ask for help. * Phillip: But you need it. We're in a hurry, yes ? * Blackbeard: Do not fall behind. * Angelica: Hold here until I say. * Phillip: Such beauty... Surely you're one of heaven's own creations. And not a descendant of those dark creatures who found no refuge on the ark.Such beauty. And yet deadly. * Mermaid: Deadly? No. * Phillip: You attacked me. * Mermaid: No. You are different. * Phillip: Different? * Mermaid: Are you not? You protect. * Phillip: You pushed me down out of the way. * Angelica: You see the Fountain? * Blackbeard: No, but we are close. Bring the creature. Cover its head. * Phillip: She has a name! * -Really now? * -And what by chance...is her name? * Phillip: She's Syrena. * -Syrena? * -What does it mean? * -It means kindness. == Ponce De Leon's Ship == (As day turns into night Jack's group makes it to Ponce De Leon's wrecked ship) * -Man, look at the size of that thing. * -How do you think it got all the way up there? * -Must've been one big high tide. (The group enters through a wooden floor and sees tons of gold, trinkets, and other valuables surrounding the whole room on the boat) * -Look at all of this stuff. * -Can you see--? * -Yeah. * -Can you believe--? * -Yeah. * -Can we just--? * -No. * -Plus, I think he already called dibs. * Jack Sparrow: Ponce de Leon. * -(in B.E.N. VO) ln the flesh! Well, s-sort of, except for skin, organs, or anything that--that--that resembles flesh...that's not there. * -More of a empty husk. * ???: If 40 pirates dreamt 40 nights of treasure, it would not match the contents of this room. * Jack Sparrow: You. * Barbossa: (coming from the shadows) You. * Jack Sparrow: No. You! * -You? * -You? * Barbossa: I was here first. You, why are you here? * -Blackbeard sent us and were running out of time. * -Why are you guys here? * -We were force to come here. Cause of him. * Barbossa: Silver chalices for my royal liege. * Jack Sparrow: Oh please. (Jack moves forward but the ship starts to move) * Barbossa: Back, back. We have to balance it out. The whole ship will slide. * Jack Sparrow: Right then. What if...we each choose an item of approximately equal weight. (takes a vase but it makes it worse) * Barbossa: Put it back! We touch, nothing. * -That means you Nami? * Nami: (shocked) You honestly think I would risk your life for all this gold and falling to our deaths? * -Yes. (Suddenly the a small box moves out in the middle of the floor) * Jack Sparrow: What about that? * Barbossa: The chalices. (moves back) * Jack Sparrow: Oi. Why do you get to look first! * Barbossa: Fine then. * Jack Sparrow and Barbossa: Together. (They both looked in the chest and see it was nothing but rocks) * Jack Sparrow: Rocks. * -Those are some weird looking chalices. * -Those aren't chalices, you fool. * -Someone was here before us. * Barbossa: The Spanish. * Jack Sparrow: They're ahead of us, mate. I shall have a look at that map. If it's what I fear. I wonder why they left this behind? * Barbossa: (whispering) don't touch the map! * Jack Sparrow: Oh. * Barbossa: They know the path. But I can also see where they'll most likely make camp. (Outside the Spanish campsite, our heroes meet up with Gibbs) * Gibbs: Jack! * Barbossa: Ssh! * Jack Sparrow: Gibbs! I was just on me way to break you out of jail. You stole my map. * Barbossa: Right. Let's be started. * Jack Sparrow: Ole. == Pools == (At the very moment, Blackbeard's group come arcoss a series of pool with tied mermaid skeletons around the trees) * Blackbeard: Mermaids. Careful, these pools run deep. If she escapes, all is lost. Quarter master. Look. Look! Staked out to die. Dry in the sun. Only half in the water. Not enough to live...but just enough to make the dying slow. Think on it. Your people murdered. Harvested for their tears. Syrena. Won't you cry? * Synera: All die, even you. Soon I hear. * Blackbeard: Listen. Listen! Can you not hear your sisters scream? Do you not hear them? We need but one tear. (smack Synera) Vile creature. * -Any other suggestions to make her cry? * - Chop off her fingers one by one! * - Choke her ! * - Cut out her tears from behind the eyes! * Phillip: Where's your voice in this? * Angelica: Maybe she'll have a change of heart, when the sun rises. * Blackbeard: Aye. She will burn. But I cannot wait for the sun. * - Perhaps then we should burn her see what will happen. * Phillip: No! * -If your smart, you will move now. * Phillip: You will not torture her ! * Angelica: We need only one tear! * Blackbeard: I will tear every scale from her body, one by one if I see fit. If that displeases you, go pray. * Phillip: I was wrong. Not every soul can be saved. Yours cannot. * Blackbeard: Behold gentlemen. A man formerly of faith. * Phillip: That vile creature, as you called her, is worth a 100 of you. * -Why do you care for her so much? * -From what I recall, she along her kind tried to kill you last night. * -And yet, all day you keep defending her when she hardly know you. * -The question is...why? * -Wait...don't tell me you actually like her. Do you? * Blackbeard; You fancy her ! Do not deny what is clear to my eyes. * -Just goes to show even for a man like you. * -Your mouth may say she a person like any one else. * -But your eyes say, she more than that. That I might actually love her. * Blackbeard: question is...Does she fancy you ? My word, she does. We are in luck. * -Perhaps there is a way to make her cry. * -Synera, We'll give you two options: You shed a tear and we'll let you go. Or you can say goodbye to your first and last love. (The quartermaster holds Phillip by the throat) * Phillip: Syrena! If you can manage a tear. I will be grateful. * Blackbeard: Sadness, yes. But no sorrow...yet! * Angelica: Not by your hand, father! * Blackbeard: Time and tide wait for none. Quartermaster! (The Quartermaster cuts Phillip's throat and Synera has a pained cry as her love is dead but unfortunately she doesn't shed a tear) * Blackbeard: Oh aye, mermaids are tough. The lot of them. Tie her up like the others. And get rid of this. You are confident? * Angelica: Yes. I am a woman. So is she. (2 zombies throws Phillip's body down in a low trench) == Spanish Campsite == * Gibbs: What's your play Jack? Throwing in with Barbossa! * Jack Sparrow: There is a girl. A female...of the opposite speices * Gibbs: When is there not? * Jack Sparrow: Perhaps I should say, damsel. * Gibbs: You're rescuing a damsel? Well there's a first! * Jack Sparrow: Yes, but it's just that I may have caused said damsel, some manner of harm many moons ago. * Gibbs: Out with it. * Jack Sparrow: Gibbs, this is the woman from Seville. * Gibbs: Ah you pretended to love her, then you left her and broke her heart. * Jack Sparrow: Worse. I may have had... briefly mind you...stirrings. * Gibbs: Stirrings? * Jack Sparrow: Stirrings! * -You mean "feelings"? * Jack Sparrow: No, no, no. Not quite all the way, feelings, more like... * -It's feelings isn't it? * Jack Sparrow: Alright, feelings darn you. * Gibbs: And you left her still. Oh that's low. * -And what's even worse, is that she's the daughter of black-hearted pirate. * -And has voodoo dolls of us, just to make to sure we don't mess things up. * -Like breaking a child's heart...again * Jack Sparrow: Thank you. * Barbossa: Shh. * Jack Sparrow: Stealth over force. I'll take it from here on account of your, condition. You don't have termites, do you ? * Barbossa: I appreciate your concern, Jack, but I'll be keeping you company all the same. Hold here, lieutenant commander. Wait for my signal. There, that one. That be the leader. Make note of his tent, because that's where... * -Look. * -Those cups looks rather dated. That must be them right there. * Jack Sparrow: Your sword, smells funny. * Barbossa: Aye. Poison. From the innards of poisonous toads. Just a scratch, your a dead man, in minutes. * Jack Sparrow: Would you mind pointing it the other way. I don't like toads. What're you doing? * Barbossa: Planning an escape route. Isn't that how ya do it? * Jack Sparrow: Yes. Or sometimes I just, improvise. (Jack sneaks the cups away and Barbossa knocks out the person cleaning them) * Barbossa: Now what? * Jack Sparrow: We stroll out slow and steady. (Suddenly they find themselves surrounded at gunpoint) * -And they say, slow and steady wins the race (Down in the trench, Phillip is suddenly surprised to be alive. He rushes back to release the bind mermaid. * Phillip: I'm sorry, Syrena. * Syrena: Philip, you're alive! * Phillip: Yes. * Syrena: You came for me. Why? * Phillip: You're different, are you not? Do you know not of kindness? Compassion? (Syrena accidently shreds a tear then Blackbeard men puts the tear in a small tube) * -And voila. * -One mermaid's tear. * Blackbeard: Tears of sorrow, never. Mermaids be too tough for that. Tears of joy... They say these be the more potent anyway. * -Nicely done, missionary. * Phillip: Syrena, on my word, I had no part in this! Let her go. You don't need her now. * Blackbeard: Let her go? No. * -You said that if she sheds a tear she goes free. * -Yeah, we lied. * Blackbeard: Secure her bonds. We leave her with her own. (Back at the campsite, our heroes Jack and Barbossa are tied to palm trees) * Jack Sparrow: How's that escape route workin ? * Barbossa: Here's your chance to improvise. * Jack Sparrow: I'm attempting it. I might be able to get a hand loose. Oh you've got a knife. That's very good. * Barbossa: Better. * -You been carrying that in your peg leg this whole time. * Jack Sparrow: I want one of those. Here's to revenge. Sweet and clear. * Barbossa: Revenge? * -It so obvious. * -We were the second ones at the ship. * -If Barbossa knew the chalices were gone already, we would've left. * -But not him. Like he was expecting something. * -Or better yet, someone. * Jack Sparrow: You were lying in waiting. For Blackbeard. * -Blackbeard? * -He here? * Monkey D. Luffy: Not our Blackbeard. A different one. * -Oh. * -It so clear. Among all the times we've been on the ship, no ordinary crew couldn't have sunk the Black Pearl. * -Unless it a notorious pirate like Blackbeard. * -So, you turned away and joined British saying you quit the pirate life, just so you can cover it up. * -All just to give Teach a taste of his own medicine. *-So the girl? *-Blackbeard's daughter. *-Well that's not good. * Jack Sparrow: King George, privateer, wig. Cheap theatrical facade. We're not buying it. * Barbossa: You weren't there that night. * Jack Sparrow: When the Pearl was lost? * Barbossa: Taken, not lost. We were off the coast of Hispaniola when we came under attack. No provocation, nor warning nor offer of parlay. We were peppered with cannon fire. And then the sea beneath the Pearl began to roil. The Pearl was pitching and yawing violently. Every plank everywhere, every spar all at once, began to creak. The riggin had come to life. Our own ship turned against us. Tangling the crew, wrapping around em like snakes. Wrapping around me leg. But me arms were free and me sword was to hand. I am the master of my ship. Not Blackbeard. I am the master of my fate, not Blackbeard. So I take what needed done. * -You...you cut off your own leg? * Barbossa: I survived. * -Wait. What about the crew? * -Marty, Cotton, Pintel, Ragetti.... * -What happen to them? * Barbossa: Oh they survived but went into hiding. * -And the rest? * Barbossa: Blackbeard couldn't care less about survivors. * Jack Sparrow: So, you're not after the fountain. * Barbossa: I care not for King George. Or tavern yarns that give hope for heals limb. But I'd give me left arm for a chance at Blackbeard. * -Isn't your suppose say you give your right arm for something. * Barbossa: I need me good arm to drive my poisoned blade through his heart. * Jack Sparrow: I'll see you get the chance, mate. (Jack slowly moves up the tree he is tied to then when is free he throws a tied coconut to bring another tree close to him) *The prisoner's escaping. He's escaping ! Follow ! Find him ! Hold your fire. I want him alive! *-I take it that was the signal. Go ! Prepare to move out ! *Barbossa: The enemy is still upon us! I'm sorry about the chalices, Jack...but I have an appointment to keep. I'll not be goin back. *Jack Sparrow: No need. *-So who's thristy? *-Nice work. *Barbossa: We'll drink at the fountain. (The next morning, Blackbeard's group continues until Jack surprises Angelica with his sword) * Angelica: How is it we can never meet without you pointing something at me ? * Blackbeard: You brought the chalices, Sparrow? * Jack Sparrow: Aye. Oi! (Gibbs and our other heroes bring the chalices that are tied to a pig) * Angelica: I see you brought a friend. * Jack Sparrow: I did. * Blackbeard: And the one legged man. He is near. Aye? * Jack Sparrow: Aye. Now, before I go just handing them over, We do have one or two conditions. * Blackbeard: Name them. * -From us, the dolls. * -Hand them over. * -You got to be kidding me. * -Do it. * -(groans) Fine. (The villains hands over our heroes voodoo dolls) * -What are your terms Sparrow? * Jack Sparrow: Firstly, I'll be having me compass back. No, no. That's secondly. Firstly. On your word. You'll bring no harm to Angelica. * Blackbeard: I'll make no vow to the likes of you, Sparrow. But it costs me nothing to admit that she was never in harms way. * Jack Sparrow: Secondly then, prior to firstly. I will be having me compass back. Please. I do deserve it. Do you have any idea how difficult it was to catch that filthy pig? Not the big one. The four legged one. Thank you. And thirdly, Mr. Beard. There are times, not very often... When I do reflect upon my heinous misdeeds. Chief among them. I note how poorly I have treated Mr Gibbs, my loyal first mate. Or my solemn crew I sometimes lead astray. * Gibbs: Hey. Now you bring it up. * Jack Sparrow: Left him to rot in jail, I did. Didn't care. Still Don't. But, point be. You must let them go free. * Blackbeard: Is that it? * Jack Sparrow: I think so. Quick, or the pig runs. And good luck getting those chalices. * Gibbs: Jack, if it's all the same to you, I'd be just as... * Blackbeard: Done ! * Jack Sparrow: Release the swine. * Gibbs: Perhaps if you don't mind I could tag along with you folk for a... * Jack Sparrow: This will lead you to freedom, mate. Oi, you lot. * -What is it, Jack? * -It would be in your best interest that most of you go with Master Gibbs to get out of here. * -But what about you? * Jack Sparrow: I have a promise to keep. * -True. * Jack Sparrow: This is where we part ways. Go out have a adventure of your own. Conquer lands, take treasures, have a souinver. * -Like what? * -I've heard ships are the way to go. * Jack Sparrow: Exactly. == Fountain of Youth/Final Battle == () * I could have swore it was somewhere right round here. * -Nobody touches the rocks. * Quartermaster: We must not stop. * Jack Sparrow: Aha. Dead end. * Blackbeard: Dead. End. * Jack Sparrow: Dead end. * Angelica: Jack, I'm starting to think you don't know where you're going. * Jack Sparrow: It's not the destination so much as the journey, they say. Chalices if you please. Stand back. * Angelica: Hmm... Jack... Have you ever in fact, seen with your own eyes...The Fountain of Youth ? * Jack Sparrow: I'm sorry. Could you repeat the question? * Blackbeard: Quarter master. * Jack Sparrow: No, no! Wait, wait !Aqua...Da Vida. Master Scrum. Would you mind. * Scrum: Do I ? * Angelica: So beautiful. * Blackbeard: Sparrow, I'll be the first to taste those waters. * Angelica: Father... * Blackbeard: The one legged man. * Angelica: You brought him here! * Jack Sparrow: Would I do that? * -Well... * Barbossa: Edward Teach...For crimes committed on the high seas. By the authority granted me...by His Majesty the King. And with a goodly amount of personal satisfaction... I hereby place you in the custody of the court, and declare you to be my prisoner. * Blackbeard: My trick's out. Is that it ? * Barbossa: Such crimes to include, but are not limited to piracy...treason, murder, torture of the most heinous sort, including the brutal theft of one used, twisted, hairy right leg. * Blackbeard: You dare face this sword? * Barbossa: This far away from your ship. Aye. * Blackbeard: Aye. That be the cold breath of fate I feel down my nape ? But, I'll have one last fight. By thunder, kill em all! * Jack Sparrow: Hang on a minute. I just... I just need to understand something. Right... so... You will fight against them. They will fight against you. All on account of him, wanting to kill him ? Where is the sense ? Exactly. I say, let them fight each other, while we lay back, watch, have a drink... Place some wagers, eh ? * Scrum: Aye ! * -That could work. * -Or we can do this: Last man standing gets the water! * Barbossa: Kill em! * Blackbeard: No quarter! (Everyone started fighting) * Barbossa: Get off me! (The Cabin boy manages to cut Phillip free but he is cut in the chest again) * -Crud, Phillip. * -Your injured. * -Get outtta here. * Phillip: But. * -Forget about us. * -Go, while you still have breath in you. * Angelica: Scrum, the chalices! And the tear. Follow! * Jack Sparrow: Hand it over. The tear. That's a good lad. * Scrum: I'm more afraid of her than I am of you. * Angelica: Hand it over! There's that good lad. * Jack Sparrow: The chalices, if you please. * Angelica: Sorry Jack. I told you. I need years. And now, yours will do. * Phillip: Syrena...You will not take her! You have taken her. Give...Her back! Give her back, please, please ! * Blackbeard: Hah! I expected fate to put up more of a fight, eh. I will not have that smile on your face as I strike you down. * Barbossa: Take a gander, Edward Teach. (Suddenly, Spanish forces suddenly surrounded both ally and foe alike) * Mr. Groves: (holding up the British flag)This land is hereby forever claimed in the glorious name of his majesty, King George... * Spanish Captain: (shoots him) Someone make a note, of that mans bravery. Senorita, the chalices. Por Favor. Only heaven can grant eternal life. Not this pagan water. (crushes the chalices and throws them in the water) Men, destroy this profane temple ! * Quartermaster: The fountain! * Spanish Captain: You are a fool. You seek in this place what only faith can provide. * Blackbeard: Faith? In faith there is light enough to see the darkness enough to blind. (suddenly he is scratch on his hand) And devilry is this? * Barbossa: (pierces his sword into Blackbeard) For the Pearl! * Angelica: What have you done ? * Jack Sparrow: Angelica, don't! It's poison! (Angelica accidently takes the swords out of Blackbeard only to be cut by the poisoned sword herself) * Barbossa: I'm not such the fool to take on Blackbeard...without a little venomous advantage. * Angelica: Jack! * -Quick find the chalices! * -Should we help Teach? * -Nah. He had it coming anyway. * -After all, death comes for everyone. * -Well then (giving Blackbeard sword to Barbossa) To the victor goes the spoils. Well allow you to live just this once. * Don Karnage: To our ship, my friends of evil. Count your blessings. This time we do nothing. * -But next time, we won't be so generous. * Barbossa: Nor will I. I claim Blackbeard's ship and crew. And this sword, payment for my missin limb. * Spanish Captain: Vaminos! * Syrena: Do not waste my tear. * Jack Sparrow: Drink this. This one has the tear. You must drink the other. * Angelica: No! * Jack Sparrow: I cannot save you both. One of you must sacrifice. * Angelica: You take it father, for your soul. * Jack Sparrow: Captain Teach, she's dying. You must save your daughter. * Blackbeard: This one takes life? This one has the tear and gives life ? * Jack Sparrow: Aye. Hurry! (Blackbeard takes the cup in Jack's left hand) * Blackbeard: Angelica...Save me, my child. (Angelica takes the other one) * Jack Sparrow: No! * Angelica: I love you, father. * Jack Sparrow: Wait a minute. In fact, it might have been the other way around. This cup had the tear. That one had the... other bit. * Blackbeard: Trickster! Devil! * Angelica: Father! (Suddenly water swirled around Blackbeard's feet while Angelica's hand healed) * Angelica: You monster! How could you? * Jack Sparrow: Your father saved you. Perhaps his soul is now redeemed, eh. (Suddenly gushes of water swirled around Blackbeard as it takes the life out of him leaving nothing but a skeleton) * -Oh dang. * -And so end the reign of the notorious pirate, Blackbeard. == Phillip's Fate/???? == () * Syrnea: You're hurt. * Phillip: Body, only. My mind is at peace. Cause of you. * Syrnea: Me? * Phillip: Yes. I was lost...the wind. The tides... They truly knew mans fate. For me, only you. * Srynea: Philip, I can save you. You need only ask. * Phillip: I seek but one thing. * Syrnea: What is that? * Phillip: Forgiveness. If not for me you would never have been captured. * Syrnea: Ask! * Phillip: Forgive me. (They both shared a kiss as Syrnea takes Phillip down underwater to an unknown fate) * -Are you ok? * -Yeah, I'm fine. * -Wait, where's Phillip? * -He's....at peace. * Angelica: I hate you! () * Jack Sparrow: The bloke that saved your life. * Angelica: The years I possess. Stolen from my own father. * Jack Sparrow: I only helped Blackbeard do what any father should have done. * Angelica: You're cruel and ignorant. * Jack Sparrow: One pistol. One shot. * Angelica: To kill myself before I starve? * Jack Sparrow: There's no trusting you, love. Besides, this is a well traveled trade route. You can signal a passing ship. Or you can just bite the proverbial bullet as it were. * Angelica: And how will I get free of these bonds ? * Jack Sparrow: You broke free of your bonds half an hour ago. Waiting for the precise moment to pounce. * Angelica: Admit it Jack. You still love me. * Jack Sparrow: If you had a sister and a dog, I'd choose the dog. * Angelica: Treasure! There is a chest with jewels. Jewels with the power to rule the wind and tide. * Jack Sparrow; You're making that up! * Angelica: Wait. I am with child. Yours! * Jack Sparrow: I don't recall that we ever had... * Angelica: You were crazy! * Jack Sparrow: I've actually never been that crazy. * Angelica: Wait! There's something I want to say to you. Something I wanted to say, from the moment we first met. * Jack Sparrow: Go on then. * Angelica: I love you. * Jack Sparrow: As do I. Always have, always will. I gotta go. * Angelica: Jack! This is not over! Jack! (shoots but misses) * Jack Sparrow: Missed! * Angelica: (yelling in Spanish) == Barbossa takes the Revenge/Ending == (Barbossa walks along the shore and sees the Queen Anne's Revenge by herself) * Barbossa: The Revenge is mine. (dons a pirate outfit and takes the helm) * -Sir. (finds a hats) I found this below deck. (Barbossa dons the hat and uses the sword to control the ship to speed forward. * Barbossa: All hands, ply to windward. Get cracking, ya bloomin cockroaches. (cackles) The crown served me well. But now by the gods of sea and sky...(tears the contract) Make way for Tortuga! (Elsewhere, Jack, Pooh and his friends, meet up with Gibbs and the rest of our heroes) * Jack Sparrow: Gibbs, you filthy, besotted shellback, you made it! * Gibbs: Aye! * -Glad you're okay. * -So are you guys. * Jack Sparrow: And I trust we managed a profit from our joint enterprise? * Nami: Oh we managed to get something. * -Perhaps....a ship in a bottle? * Gibbs; Feast your eyes. (shows the bottle) The compass led us straight and true. * -What about Blackbeard's men guarding the ship? * Gibbs: I employed the selfsame maneuver we perfected in New Guinea. * Jack Sparrow: Oh. * -And we handled the rest. * -Anything else? * Nami: Oh maybe a treasure chest or two. * -Show'em Rico. (Rico spitted out a couple of treasure chest filled with gold) * -Nice work. *-I'm sure Hook or Karnage won't miss it as much. * Gibbs: Plus it would be a shame to leave a few dozen ships behind. * Jack Sparrow: Shame indeed. * -And with a few dozen ships that will need some crewmates. * -So who wants to be a pirate? * Ash Ketchum: I'll do it. * Korra: Count me in. * Skipper: The dream lives. I'm in. * -I'm sure our other friends would love to be pirates too *-Yeah, like Sora, Mewtwo, Ronald, and Lincoln. *-Good. From this day forward, whenever we go on a high seas adventure, we'll be known as.....The 100 Acre Pirates. *-100 Acre Pirates? I like the sound of that. *-What about you Jack? *-Care to join us? * Jack Sparrow: I'm fine with me own crew and besides I have the ship that I want, right here. (Looks inside and is startled by Jack (monkey)) I hate that monkey. * Gibbs: So, the Pearl...Any idea how to get her out? * -I'm sure our friend Yen Sid, might help you out. * -Any alternatives if he can't? * Jack Sparrow: We shall need a crossbow, an hourglass, three goats. One of us must learn to play the trumpet whilst the other one goes like this...(makes a spooked face) * Gibbs: I know a man with a goat. * Jack Sparrow: Good. I can go like this. (makes the face again) * Gibbs: Jack, I have to ask... You had the chalices, the water, the tear... You could have lived maybe forever. *-Yeah, why give it up? * Jack Sparrow: The Fountain does test you, mateys. But better to not know which moment may be your last. *-True. * -You do realize, now that Angelica has couple more years left, she'll come after you. * Jack Sparrow: True. But best to leave fate decide that. Every morsel of your entire being alive to the infinite mystery of it all. And who's to say I won't live forever, eh? * -True. I mean you made quite a reputation. * -I mean taking on Barbossa and his skeletons, * -Davy Jones and his crew of fish people, * -The East India Trading Company and krakens. * -Zombies and evil mermaids. * -And to top it all off, the great pirate Blackbeard himself. * -And live to tell the tale. * -Thus, a new chapter for the great legendary pirate, Captain Jack Sparrow. *-What a great legacy your making for yourself. * Jack Sparrow: And with it, a new journey that people will tell about. Discoverer of the Fountain of Youth. *-Won't that make a nice story. * Jack Sparrow: I have no say in it, my friends. It's a pirate's life for me. Savvy? * -Indeed it is. *-(in Wonder Woman voice) And the adventure continues. The End. [[Category:Transcripts]] [[Category:Scenes]]
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