Editing Pooh's Adventures of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest/Transcript

This is the transcript to [[Pooh's Adventures of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest]].

== Port Royal ==
(The scene opens up to a raining day on Elizabeth's wedding while soldiers from a company with the initials E.I. Co. stormed the shore and arrest one Will Turner)

* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Will! Why is this happening?
* '''Will Turner:''' I don't know. You look beautiful.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding.
* '''Mr. Swann:''' (pushing through the crowds) Make way! Let me through! How dare you! Stand your men down at once. Do you hear me?
* '''???:''' Governor Weatherby Swann, it's been too long.
* '''Mr. Swann:''' Cutler Beckett?
* '''Lord Beckett:''' It's Lord now, actually.
* '''Mr. Swann:''' Lord or not, you have no reason and no authority to arrest this man.
* '''Lord Beckett:''' In fact, I do. Mr. Mercer? The warrant for the arrest of one William Turner.
* '''Mr. Swann:''' (looks at the warrant) This warrant is for Elizabeth Swann.
* '''Lord Beckett:''' Oh, is it? That's annoying. My mistake. Arrest her.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' On what charges?
* '''Will Turner:''' No!
* '''Lord Beckett:''' Aha. Here's the one for William Turner. And I have another one for a Mr. James Norrington. Is he present?
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' What are the charges?
* '''Mr. Swann:''' Commodore Norrington resigned his commission some months ago.
* '''Lord Beckett:''' That wasn't the answer to the question I asked.
* '''Will Turner:''' Lord Beckett. In the category of questions not answered...
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' We are under the jurisdiction of the king's governor of Port Royal and you will tell us what we are charged with.
* '''Mr. Swann:''' The charge is "conspiring to set free "a man convicted of crimes against the Crown and Empire "and condemned to death, for which the..."
* '''Lord Beckett:''' For which the punishment, regrettably, is also death. Perhaps you remember a certain pirate named Jack Sparrow.
* '''Will Turner and Elizabeth Swann:''' Captain.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Captain Jack Sparrow.
* '''Lord Beckett:''' Captain Jack Sparrow. Yes, I thought you might.

(Elsewhere, on the dark seas on the Black Pearl, Gibbs is singing to himself)

'''[Gibbs]'''

''Fifteen men''

''on a dead man's chest''

''Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of grog''

''Drink and the devil''

''had done for the rest''

''Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of grog''

( Far from the shoreline, a couple of men started throwing out caskets into the open sea. A crow starts pecking on one of them until it was shoot. Jack Sparrow, arose from the casket. Looking to see no other way to row, he's left with one option )

* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Sorry mate. (pulls out skeleton's leg as uses it as a oar)Mind if we make a little side trip? I didn't think so.
* '''Gibbs:''' Not quite according to plan.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Complications arose, ensued, were overcome.
* '''Gibbs:''' You got what you went in for, then?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Mm-hm. (seeing the crew wanting something)
* '''Gibbs:''' Captain, I think the crew, meaning me as well, were expecting something a bit more... shiny, with the Isla de Muerta going pear-shaped, reclaimed by the sea with the treasure.
* '''Leech:''' And the Royal Navy chasing us around the Atlantic.
* '''Marty (POTC):''' And the hurricane.
*'''Pirates:''' Aye.
* '''Gibbs:''' All in all, it seems some time since we did a speck of honest pirating.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Shiny.
* '''Gibbs:''' Aye, shiny.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Is that how you're all feeling? That perhaps dear old Jack is not serving your best interests as captain?
* '''Cotton's parrot:''' Walk the plank.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' (pulls pistol) What did the bird say?
* '''Leech:''' Do not blame the bird. Show us what is on that piece of cloth there.

(Suddenly, Jack the Monkey scares Jack and takes the cloth until he shoots the monkey)

* '''Gibbs:''' You know that don't do no good.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' It does me.
* '''Marty (POTC):''' It's a key.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' No. Much more better. It is a drawing of a key. Gentlemen, what do keys do?
* '''Leech:''' Keys...unlock things?
* '''Gibbs:''' And whatever this key unlocks, inside there's something valuable. So we're setting out to find whatever this key unlocks.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it?
* '''Gibbs:''' So we're going after this key.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' You're not making any sense at all. Any more questions?
* '''Marty (POTC):''' So... do we have a heading?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Ha. A heading. (looking at his compass) Set sail in a...general...that-way direction.
* '''Gibbs:''' Captain?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Come on, snap to and make sail. You know how this works. Go on. Oi, oi, oi!
* '''Marty (POTC):''' Have you noticed lately the captain seems to be acting a bit strange... er?
* '''Gibbs:''' Setting sail without knowing his own heading. Something's got Jack vexed, and mark my words, what bodes ill for Jack Sparrow bodes ill for us all.

== Will's Deal with Beckett ==
(Back at Port Royal, a redcoat brings in Will Turner to meet with Lord Beckett)
*'''Redcoat:''' Lord Beckett, the prisoner as ordered, sir.
*'''Lord Beckett:''' Those won't be necessary. The East India Trading Company has need of your services. We wish for you to act as our agent in a business transaction with our mutual friend Captain Sparrow.
*'''Will Turner:''' More acquaintance than friend. How do you know him?
*'''Lord Beckett:''' We've had dealings in the past. And we've each left our mark on the other.
*'''Will Turner:''' What mark did he leave on you?
*'''Lord Beckett:''' By your efforts, and some other acquaintances of yours, Jack Sparrow was set free and those other criminals left with him. I would like you to go to him and recover a certain property in his possession.
*'''Will Turner:''' Recover. At the point of a sword?
*'''Lord Beckett:''' Bargain. Letters of marque. You will offer what amounts to a full pardon. Jack will be free, a privateer in the employ of England.
*'''Will Turner:''' Somehow I doubt Jack will consider employment the same as being free.
*'''Lord Beckett:''' Freedom. Jack Sparrow is a dying breed. The world is shrinking, the blank edges of the map filled in. Jack must find his place in the New World or perish. Not unlike you, Mr. Turner. You and your fiancé face the hangman's noose.
*'''Will Turner:''' So you get Jack and the Black Pearl.
*'''Lord Beckett:''' The Black Pearl?
*'''Will Turner:''' The property you want that he possesses.
*'''Lord Beckett:''' A ship? Hardly. The item in question is considerably smaller and far more valuable, something Sparrow keeps on his person at all times. A compass? Ah, you know it. Bring back that compass or there's no deal.

== Bill "Bootstrap" Turner delivers a message to Jack ==
(Back on the Pearl, Jack was trying to navigate using his compass however, it keeps going back and forth)
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Why is the root beer always gone? (starts wobbling) Oh. That's why. (passing though our heroes sleeping) As you were, gents.  (heads below deck and notices mollusks in one of the holes) Ah. (grabs a bottle but it's filled with sand)
*'''Voice:''' Time's run out, Jack.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' (startled at first then holds up the light to sees a familiar face covered in barnacles) Bootstrap. Bill Turner.
*'''Bootstrap:''' You look good, Jack.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Is this a dream?
*'''Bootstrap:''' No.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' I thought not. If it were, there'd be root beer.
*'''Bootstrap:''' You got the ''Pearl'' back, I see.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' I had some help retrieving the Pearl, by the way. A few new mates of mine and your son.
*'''Bootstrap:''' William? He ended up a pirate after all.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' And to what do I owe the pleasure of your carbuncle?
*'''Bootstrap:''' He sent me. Davy Jones.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Oh. So it's you, then. He shanghaied you into service, eh?
*'''Bootstrap:''' I chose it. I'm sorry for the part I played in the mutiny against you, Jack. I stood up for you. Everything went wrong after that. (eats tiny hermit crab) They strapped me to a cannon. I ended up on the bottom of the ocean, the weight of the water crushing down on me. Unable to move. Unable to die, Jack. And I thought that even the tiniest hope of escaping this fate, I would take it. I would trade anything for it.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' It's funny what a man will do to forestall his final judgment. (moves away until--)
*'''Bootstrap:''' You made a deal with him too, Jack. He raised the Pearl from the depths for you. 13 years, you've been her captain.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Technically...
*'''Bootstrap:''' Jack. You won't be able to talk yourself out of this. The terms what applied to me apply to you as well. One soul bound to crew 100 years upon his ship.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Yes, but the Flying Dutchman already has a captain, so there's no real
*'''Bootstrap:''' Then it's the locker for you! Jones's terrible leviathan will find you and drag the Pearl back to the depths and you along with it.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Any idea when Jones might release said terrible beastie?
*'''Boothstrap:''' I already told you, Jack. Your time is up. (place something in Jack's hand) It comes now, drawn with ravenous hunger to the man what bears the black spot. (phases through the ship as the black spot appears on Jack's hand)
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' On deck, all hands! Make fast the bunt gasket! On deck! Scurry! Scurry! I want movement! Movement! I want movement! Lift the skin up! Keep your loof! Haul those sheets! Run them! Run! Keep running! Run as if the devil himself and itself is upon us!
*'''Gibbs:''' Do we have a heading?
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Argh! Run! Land.
*'''Gibbs:''' Which port?
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' I didn't say "port," I said "land." Any land.

(Suddenly Jack the Monkey takes Jack's hat and throws it into the ocean)

* '''Gibbs:''' Jack's hat! Bring her about!
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' No, no! Leave it! Run.
* '''Gibbs:''' Back to your stations, the lot of you! Jack?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Shh.
* '''Gibbs:''' For the love of mother and child, Jack, what's coming after us?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Nothing.
* -Is he okay?
* -I'm not sure.
* -Should we ask him?
* -I don't know. But whatever it is that's making Jack this scared, it can't be good.

(Adrift at sea, Jack's hat swims towards a small fishing boat, unknowing to the crew, something pulls the whole ship under)

== Will's search for Jack ==
(Back in Port Royal, Will Turner checks in with one Elizabeth Swann in jail)
* '''Redcoat:''' Here, now, you can't be here.
* '''Governor Swann:''' I think you'll find he can.
* '''Redcoat:''' Mr. Swann!
* '''Governor Swann:''' Governor Swann, still. Do you think I wear this wig to keep my head warm?
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Jack's compass? What does Beckett want with that?
* '''Will Turner:''' Does it matter? I'm to find Jack and convince him to return to Port Royal. in exchange, the charges against us will be dropped.
* '''Governor Swann:''' No. We must find our own avenue to secure your freedom.
* '''Will Turner:''' Is that a lack of faith in Jack or in me?
* '''Governor Swann:''' That you would risk your life to save Sparrow does not mean he would do the same for anyone else. Now, where is that dog with the keys? (whistles for dog)
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' I have faith in you. Both of you. Where will you find him?
* '''Will Turner:''' Tortuga. I'll start there and I won't stop searching till I find him. And then I intend to return here to marry you.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Properly?
* '''Will Turner:''' Eagerly, if you'll still have me.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' If it weren't for these bars, I'd have you already. I'll wait for you.
* '''Will Turner:''' Keep a weather eye on the horizon.

(And so, Will's search for Jack begins)

* '''Tortuga Sailor 1:''' Captain Jack Sparrow? Owes me four doubloons. Heard he was dead.
* '''Tortuga Sailor 2:''' Singapore. That's what I heard. Proud, with a smile on his face. Sure as the tide, Jack Sparrow turn up in Singapore.
* '''Giselle:''' Jack Sparrow?
* '''Scarlett:''' I haven't seen him in a month.
* '''Giselle:''' When you find him, will you give him a message? (smacks Will)
* '''Fisherman:''' Can't say about Jack Sparrow, but there's an island just south of the straits where I trade spice for...mm, delicious long pork. Cannot say about Jack, but you'll find a ship there. A ship with black sails. My brother will take you ashore.

== Island of Cannibals ==
(The fisherman's brother started paddling until he stops midway)

* '''Will Turner:''' What's wrong? The beach is there.
* '''Fisherman's brother:''' (speaking French) C'est trop dangereux.
* '''Will Turner:''' What?
* '''Fisherman's brother:''' C'est trop dangereux. je vous l'avais dit. Bon voyage. monsieur.

(Will then decides to swim the rest of the way. As he finally makes it the shore, Will calls for Jack)

* '''Will Turner:''' Jack! Jack Sparrow! Marty! Cotton! Anybody?

(Suddenly Cotton's parrots flies from the trees meeting Will)

* '''Will Turner:''' Ah. A familiar face.
* '''Cotton's Parrot:''' (squawks) Don't eat me.
* '''Will Turner:''' I'm not going to eat you.
* '''Cotton's Parrot:''' Don't eat me. No. Don't eat me. (squawks)

(As Will continues going deeper into the jungle, he find a small bag hanging on a branch)

* '''Will Turner:''' Gibbs. (continues to follow it)

(Suddenly hears a small but growing rumbling)

* '''Will Turner:''' What's that?

(Then, Pooh, ????????? comes running through the bushes)

* '''Will Turner:''' Pooh Bear?
* '''Tigger:''' Gang way!
* '''Rabbit:''' Retreat!
* '''Piglet:''' Yipes!
* -Was that Will?
* '''Will Turner:''' Where are you going?
* -(in Buzzie VO): Run, boy, run!
* '''Will Turner:''' From what?

(Suddenly Luffy comes out and is being chased by a very flat and big alligator)

* '''Will Turner:''' What in the world is that?
* -A big alligator with a flat back, what do you think!

(Suddenly the gator is grabbed by a giant octopus with multiple tentacles is knocked out conscious and starts chasing the heroes into a open area)

* -Keep running!
* -Great, now we got giant squids chasing us?
* -That's nothing. Look ahead of us!

(A giant praying mantis comes in)

* '''Monkey D. Luffy:''' That is a big bug!
* '''Tigger:''' DUCK!!!

(The mantis dodges the heroes but slices two of the octopus' tentacles and slams it into a ruin)

* -Whoa.
* -That is one tough bug.

(Suddenly a giant black and white striped bear with long arms grabs the mantis knocks it down and then suplex the bug)

* -Whoa.
* '''Monkey D. Luffy:''' They just keep on coming. This has got to be meanest island I ever been on.

(Suddenly the bear charges toward the heroes)

* '''Monkey D. Luffy:''' You wanna fight? How 'bout a Gum-Gum.....Pistol! (stretches his arm but the bear dodges it a knocks him into a tree)
* -Luffy!!!
* -Ok, now it's on.

(Some of the heroes carry to take on the bear but get knocked back)

* '''Monkey D. Luffy:''' So much for that. I keep forgetting how crazy tough these animals are. Fine, Third Gear. (bites thumbs and his whole arm grows) Bone Balloon. Gum-Gum....GIANT PISTOL!!! (Slams the beast knocking it out but he exhales a ton of air and shrinks) Got kind of close there. Man, I love this technique, but the whole shrinking part kind of stinks. I wonder if we can cook this up.

(Elsewhere on the island)

* -
* -
* -I'm telling you we go this way!
* -Well, I say this way.
* '''Nami:''' Luffy! Pooh Bear!
* '''Monkey D. Luffy:''' Nami! 

(Suddenly 3 giant scorpions and a giant fat lion chased after them)

* -Oh dear.
* -What the heck are those!
* '''Monkey D. Luffy:''' You're ok! We didn't have to save you!
* -More like you're gonna kill us!
* '''Nami:''' Stay away from me!
* -You just had to insult them Orange!
* '''Annoying Orange:''' Have you look at the size of that fat one.
* -Not cool though!
* '''Ash Ketchum:''' Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!

(Pikachu jumps in a use Thunderbolt to shock the animals unconscious. Nami excitedly rans to Ash Ketchum and hugs him right to her chest.)

* Nami: I know you! You're Pooh's friend! Ash Ketchum! I'm glad I found you!
* Ash Ketchum: You found me? What do you mean?
* Pikachu: Pika! CHUUU!! (got scared and uses its Thunder Shock to shock both Ash and Nami got burn to a crisp) Pika?

(At a moment later)

* Pikachu: (apologetic.) Pika, Pika.
* Ash Ketchum: Pikachu, sorry about that.
* '''Nami:''' No problem. Ancient history. But where's everyone else?
* '''Monkey D. Luffy:''' We don't know. I haven't seen anyone since we got here. Never thought you be the first one I run into though, just relax for now. Eat up this scorpion's great.
* -You just ate an entire land squid just 10 minutes ago.
* '''Nami:''' No thank you. Wait, who's this?
* -Oh right. This is our friend, Will Turner. He's a blacksmith from Port Royal.
* '''Will Turner:''' Pleasure. And who are you all
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* -Out of curiosity, what are you doing here on this island?
* -Yeah, I though you about going to have a wedding at some point.
* '''Will Turner:''' Well, me and Elizabeth were arrested for helping Jack Sparrow. So I spent the last few days trying to search him. But I never I expect to see you here.
* -You too.
* '''Will Turner:''' What are you doing here anyway?
* -Well, we were searching for something for Jack.
* -Until we had to make a short supply run on this island.
* - And then we kind of ran into trouble.
* '''Will Turner:''' What kind of trouble?

(Suddenly camouflaged natives pops up everywhere)

* -THAT KIND!!!!
* '''Tigger:''' Boy, they must really hate trespassers.
* '''Rabbit:''' Suddenly, coming to this island to resupply doesn't seem like a good idea.
* '''Piglet:''' I propose we go home. And I second it, too.
* '''Tigger:''' Cannibals!
* '''Will Turner:''' (swinging in the air) Come on! Let's go! Come on! Who wants it? I can do this all day!

(One the native knocks Will unconscious )

(At the native village, the heroes are tied on poles meeting with the chief of the Pelos, which happens to be none other than Jack Sparrow with most of the other heroes like shamans)

* '''Will Turner:''' Jack? Jack Sparrow! I can honestly say I'm glad to see you.

(Jack starts poking Will Turner)

* '''Will Turner:''' Jack, it's me. Will Turner.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' (foreign language) 
* '''Native ???:''' (foreign language)
* '''Natives:''' (foreign language) 
* '''Will Turner:''' Tell them to let me down!
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Kay-lay lam. Lam piki-piki. Lam eensy weensy. (foreign language)
* '''Natives:''' Ahh, (foreign language)
* '''Will Turner:''' Jack, the compass. That's all I need. Elizabeth is in danger. We were arrested for helping you. She faces the gallows!
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' (speaking Native) Savvy? Bal liki liki
* '''Natives:''' Bal liki liki!
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' (whispers to Will) Save me.
* '''Will Turner:''' Jack, what did you tell them? No! What about Elizabeth? Jack!

== Elizabeth Deal with Beckett ==
(Back at Port Royal, Elizabeth's father comes and releases Elizabeth)

* '''Governor Swann:''' Come quickly.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Tell me what's happening.
* '''Governor Swann:''' Our name still has some standing. I've arranged passage to England. The captain is a friend of mine.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' No! Will's gone to find Jack!
* '''Governor Swann:''' We cannot count on William Turner. Come!
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' He's better than you give him credit for.
* '''Governor Swann:''' This is no time for innocence. Beckett has offered one pardon only-one, and that is promised to Jack Sparrow. Even if Will succeeds, do not ask me to endure the sight of my daughter walking to the gallows. Do not. Perhaps I can ensure a fair trial for Will if he returns.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' A fair trial for Will ends in a hanging.
* '''Governor Swann:''' Then there is nothing left for you here. (guides the carriage to the port) Wait inside. Captain? Captain.
* '''Mercer:''' (comes from behind the dead captain) Evening, Governor. Shame, that. He was carrying this. It's a letter to the king. It's from you.
* '''Governor Swann:''' No...

(Suddenly, soldiers armed with guns surrounding the carriage)

* '''Governor Swann:''' Elizabeth. What are you doing?
* '''Mercer:''' (sees that the carriage is empty) Where is she? 
* '''Governor Swann:''' Who?

(In Lord Beckett's studies)
*'''Lord Beckett:''' (sense the presence of Elizabeth Swann) No doubt you've discovered that loyalty is no longer the currency of the realm, as your father believes.
*'''Elizabeth Swann:''' (coming from the shadows) Then what is?
*'''Lord Beckett:''' I'm afraid currency is the currency of the realm.
*'''Elizabeth Swann:''' I expect, then, we can come to some sort of understanding. I'm here to negotiate.
*'''Lord Beckett:''' I'm listening. (Elizabeth pulls out a pistol) I'm listening intently.
*'''Elizabeth Swann:''' These letters of marque are signed by the king.
*'''Lord Beckett:''' Yes, and they're not valid until they bear my signature and my seal.
*'''Elizabeth Swann:''' Or else I would not still be here. You sent Will to get you the compass owned by Jack Sparrow. It will do you no good.
*'''Lord Beckett:''' Do explain.
*'''Elizabeth Swann:''' I have been to the Isla de Muerta. I have seen the treasure myself. There is something you need to know.
*'''Lord Beckett:''' Ah, I see. You think the compass leads only to the Isla de Muerta and so you hope to save me from an evil fate. But you mustn't worry. I care not for cursed Aztec gold. My desires are not so provincial. There's more than one chest of value in these waters. So perhaps you may wish to enhance your offer
*'''Elizabeth Swann:''' (puts the guns to his chin) Consider into your calculations that you robbed me of my wedding night.
*'''Lord Beckett:''' So I did. A marriage interrupted...(writes his name) or fate intervenes? (marks his seal) You're making great efforts to ensure Jack Sparrow's freedom.
*'''Elizabeth Swann:''' These aren't going to Jack.
*'''Lord Beckett:''' Oh, really? To ensure Mr. Turner's freedom, then, I'll still want that compass. Consider that in your calculations.
*-Wow. This Beckett fella this really sinister.
* -Do you think she'll do it?
* -Considering to be with who she loves, and save her father, she do anything.
* -Even betray her own friends.
* -Then we better keep a closer eye on her.
*-Agreed.

== Pintel and Ragetti/Heroes Escape Attempt/Edinburgh Trader ==
(In a small boat, in the middle of the ocean, Pintel is rowing while Ragetti is trying to read)

* '''Ragetti:''' I say it was Divine Providence what escaped us from jail.
* '''Pintel:''' And I say it was me being clever. Ain't that right, poochie?
* '''Ragetti:''' Well, how'd you know it weren't Divine Providence what inspired you to be clever? Anyways, I ain't stealing no ship.
* '''Pintel:''' It ain't stealing. It's salvaging. And since when did you care?
* '''Ragetti:''' Since we're not immortal no more. We gotta take care of our immortal souls.
* '''Pintel:''' You know you can't read.

(Suddenly the dog starts barking)

* '''Pintel:''' (seeing the Black Pearl) Look. There it is.
* '''Ragetti:''' What's got into him?
* '''Pintel:''' Must have seen a catfish.
* '''Ragetti:''' Stupid mongrel!
* '''Pintel:''' Come on! (cackling) It's ours for the taking.
* '''Ragetti:''' Tide's coming in. That should help. And salvaging is saving, in a manner of speaking.
* '''Pintel:''' There's the truth of it!

(They suddenly start hearing drums far into the island)

* '''Ragetti:''' Suppose we better save it as soon as we can, what with our souls in such a vulnerable state and all.
* '''Pintel:''' I'm with you on that.

(In the village, the natives started their celebration worshiping Jack. Elsewhere on the island, Will along with the rest of our heroes, are in cages high in the air)
* '''Will Turner:''' Why would he do this to us? If Jack is the chief...
*'''Gibbs:''' Aye, the Pelegostos made Jack their chief, but he only remains chief as long as he acts like a chief.
*'''Will Turner:''' So he had no choice. 
*-And what about the rest of the friends.
*-They must think they're like his shamans or something.
*Will Turner:  So, they're as captive as much as the rest of us.
*'''Gibbs:''' But Jack is in a even worse predicament. See, the Pelegostos believe that Jack is a god in human form, and they intend to do him the honor of releasing him from his fleshy prison.
* -What does that mean?

(Cotton bites Gibbs fingers to prove a point)

* -Oh, that kind of release.
*'''Gibbs:''' They'll roast him and eat him.
*'''Tony Tony Chopper:''' AHHH, JACK'S A GONER!!!
*'''Nico Robin:''' I assume after they're done with him, they'll eat us afterwards for tonight.
*'''Nami:''' How can you stay so calm at a time like this!?!?!
* -Seriously.
*'''Will Turner:''' Where's the rest of the crew?
*'''Gibbs:''' These cages we're in weren't built till after we got here.
* -Eww.
* -Let's just hope they had strong bones before they'd arrived.
*'''Gibbs:''' The feast is about to begin. Jack's life will end when the drums stop.
*'''Will Turner:''' Well, we can't just sit here and wait, then, can we?
* -So what do expect us to do?
*'''Winnie the Pooh:''' I believe we should--
*'''Tigger:''' Yeah? Yeah?
*'''Winnie the Pooh:''' Should perhaps...
*'''Tigger:''' Tell me, tell me!
*'''Winnie the Pooh:''' Maybe get out of here.
*'''Tigger:''' That's it?
*'''Winnie the Pooh:''' I believe so.
*'''Tigger:''' That's it! We'll escape! (laughs) Oh, buddy boy, for a bear with very little brain, you sure got a lot of stuffing. Let me out of here, let me out I tell ya.
* -Uh, one tiny concern with Pooh's plan?
* -What's that?
* -HOW exactly do we escape?
* -Perhaps we could swing these cages to the other side and climb up.
* -That could work.
* -Are you crazy that will never work.
* -And besides were about 1000 feet in the air from falling.
*'''Vinsmoke Sanji:''' Well it's either we start swinging, or pirate on a stick.
*-When you put it that way...
* -Well what are we standing around here for.
* -Start swinging!
(Back in the village)
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' No, no. Oi! No, no. More wood. Big fire. Big fire. I am Chief. Want big fire. Come on. Oi. Maboogi snickle snickle Tout de suite. Come on. More wood.
*-Now?
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Now.
(As the natives finishes bringing more wood, they soon realize the Jack and his "shamans" are gone.

* -Well, that worked out nicely. 
* -Ok, it won't take that long to figure out where we are.
* -Right so we gotta move quick. 
* -And rescue of friends.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Right. You lot, go help the others. The rest of you, grab whatever you can and follow me.
* -Right.

(Jack looks over a low wall and sees it a way down. He searches around and find a long wooden pile to fling over, but he might need something else. He searches in one of the huts that is surrounded by knives hanging and finds a rope with a hook on it.  Out of curiosity he take a paprika spice jar and notices that it's from the East India Company)

* -You ok, Jack?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Yeah. Everything's....fine.

(As the heroes makes there way out of the hut,  they had some unexpected company)

* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Oh bugger.
* -Uh oh.

(They soon find themselves surrounded by the natives)

* -What do we do now?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' (throws off the rope and starts covering himself in paprika) A little seasoning, eh?
* -We're in trouble?
* -Big time.

(The heroes soon finds themselves back in the village with Jack tied to a pole over the wood for the fire; the boys in a pot and the girls on a large stone)

* '''Shaggy Rogers:''' Like, how do we get ourselves into these things.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Well done.
* -Well, this is great. 
* -Yeah. Not only are we are not going on any more adventures, but were about to be this tribe's dinner.
* '''Scooby-Doo:''' (whimpers)
* '''Daphne Blake:''' And I think were going to be married to that icky tribal guy over there.
* '''Velma Dinkley and Daphne Blake:''' Eww.
* -Not unless your the appetizer first. (bonked on the head)
* -Not helping!
* -Let's hope our friends found the others.
* -And let's also hope they aren't having as much fun as we are.
* -For all we know they could be swinging in a cage right now.

(Elsewhere, the heroes that are in the cages started swinging back and forth until eventually they were able to get a tight hold)

* '''Gibbs:''' Put your legs through. Start to climb!
* '''Will Turner:''' Come on, men! It'll take all of us to crew the Black Pearl!
* '''Leech:''' Actually, you wouldn't need everyone. About six would do.
* -Yeah, not unless some of us were heartless that would take the ship for themselves and leave us for dead for the natives feast.
* -Not to mention those giants animals lurking out here.
* -Exactly.

(Everyone stopped for a moment and looked at each other)

* '''Leech:''' Oh, dear.
* '''Skipper:''' Don't....you....dare.
* '''Will Turner:''' Hurry!
* '''Marty (POTC):''' Come on! Come on! Is that all you got?
* -Quit yakking, and help us climb!

(A guard walks by the bridge not noticing the cages moving)

* -Will, somebody's coming,
* '''Will Turner:''' Wait. Stop. Stop. Shh. 
* '''Leech:''' Shh.

(The pirates in the other slowly moved ahead)

* - What are they doing?
* '''Will Turner:''' Stop.
* -Rotten bildgerats!
* '''Leech:''' (sees a snake in his hand) Snake!

(The pirates screamed as they accidently lets go of the rope as the line connecting their cage snapped and they plummeted to their doom)

* -I know they deserve it, but that's kind of brutal.
* -(seeing the guard noticing them) He's on to us!
* '''Will Turner:''' Move!

(The heroes continued to climb quickly. Back in the village, a native comes in running with a torch ready)

* '''Fire Native:''' Ahh, fi fi!
* '''Natives:''' FI FI!!!!
* -Oh great.
* -Any last thoughts before we get served?
* '''Annoying Orange:''' Yeah, just two. Check please. (laughs)
* '''Apple:''' At least now I won't have to listen to Orange anymore.

(As the native was about to set the wood on fire, the guard comes in running in)

* '''Guard Native:''' Latazo! Latazo! (forigen language)
* -What are saying they saying?
* -I think he's saying that the prisoners are escaping. What should they do?
* -What now?
* -Maybe we can use this to our advantage.
* -Uh....chief say get prisoners.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Well, you heard him. Go get them. Pe lala!
* '''Natives:''' PE LALA!!!
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' No, no. Oi! No, no! Not good. (tries to blow out the fire but it grew rapidly)
(Back with our other heroes, they finally make to the top with they meet the rescue team)

* -What took you guys so long?
* -Don't start with us!
* '''Will Turner:''' Cut it loose! Find a rock!
(Jack keeps bouncing up and down blowing out the fire but he manages to fall off the sticks and gets his legs free. Elsewhere, Will manages to cut the rope)

* -Ok, you're untied. 
* -Now let's get you out of here before--

(???? sees the Natives coming)

* '''Will Turner:''' Roll the cage!
* '''Gibbs:''' Come on!

(The heroes started rolling the cage until they fall down a cliff and started rolling uncontrollably until they are stop by a curved tree)

* -Everyone, okay?
* -Yeah, I think---(looks to sees the Natives coming)
* -They're still coming.
* -And they're not the only ones! (Sees giants animals coming right behind the natives)
* -You guys, get Jack! We'll meet you back the Pearl.
* -What about you?
* -Just go!
* '''Will Turner:''' Lift the cage! Hurry!
* '''Gibbs:''' Come on, lads. Lift it like a lady's skirt.

(Back at the village Jack tries to break free of his rope until he sees a native boy with a knife and fork. Jack takes the knife from the boy and the boy runs away. As Jack tries to cut, he then see to native women; he goes to charge at them but get stuck in a pile of coconuts. He uses the pole to throw a  coconut at one of them, but she caught and it made her angry. Elsewhere Will's team continues to run until they fall into a water ravine that broke their cage free)

* '''Gibbs:''' This way lads!

(Soon, the natives finds them and started shooting spears and arrows, while Jack is being pelted with friut)

* '''Gibbs:''' Take cover!
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Stop it!
* -Ok, I think that's everyone.
* -They're coming back!

(As the natives were about to shoot, the native boy comes by)

* '''Native Boy:''' Latazo! Latazo!

(The natives pulled back and retreated)

* -What was that all about?
* -Do you really need to ask?

(Jack runs until he polevaults to the other side of the village until he pulled back by the fruit on his pole and falls down the cliff untangling him and hanging in mid air by the pole tied to his leg)

* '''Native Woman 1:''' A nif nif.
* '''Native Woman 2:''' A boogey.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' (seeing the pole sliding) Bugger. (falls down the cliff, crashing through the bridges, and lands in a plain area)
* -Look there he is.
* -Glad we found you.
* -And what happen to all this fruit.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Don't ask.

(On the beach, Will's group races towards the almost finished Pearl with Pintel trying to get Ragetti attention)
*'''Pintel:''' Haul loose the mooring line! The mooring line!
*'''Ragetti:''' (trying to get his eye back from Jack (Monkey)) Thief! Little hairy thief! Give it back! Don't bite it!
*'''Pintel:''' Haul loose the mooring line!
*'''Ragetti:''' He's got me eye. He won't give it back!
*'''Pintel:''' How'd you get it back last time?
*'''Gibbs:''' Excellent! Our work's half done.
*'''Pintel:''' We done it for you, knowing you'd be coming back for it.
*-You two again?!?!
*-Trying to steal the Black Pearl from us again?!?!
*'''Pintel:''' We turned over a new leaf. Honest!
*'''Gibbs:''' Make ready to sail, boys!
*'''Will Turner:''' What about Jack? I won't leave without him.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Oi!
*-Oh there he is with our friends and....

(Everybody see Jack, ???,??? ???, ???, being chased by the Pelegrose)

* -RUN,,,,FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
* -Oh dear.
* '''Will Turner:''' Time to go.
* '''Gibbs:''' Cast off those lines! Make ready to cast off!
* '''Jack Sparrow:'''  Oi! Good doggy.
* '''Sanji''': Aw, crud! They're about to catch up to us!
* '''Zoro:''' If you fall behind, we'll have to leave you. Slow down and your good as dead
* '''Brook:''' Zoro, there's no way we can outrun them
* -They're catching up!
* '''Zoro:''' Run faster than the dang wind. LET'S GO!!!!
* -Come on guys!
* -Hurry!
* -They're not going to make it.
* -Korra, help'em out.
* '''Korra:''' Got it. (parted the water for our heroes to escape to the boat)
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Alas, my children, this is the day you shall always remember as the day you almost...(blasted with water) Captain Jack Sparrow.

(The Pelegrose sees the dog barking and went after the dog instead)

* '''Gibbs:''' Let's get away from this island and head out to open sea.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Yes to the first. Yes to the second, but only insofar as we keep to the shallows.
* '''Gibbs:''' That seems a bit contradictory, Captain.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' I have faith in your reconciliatory navigational skills. Now, where is that monkey? I want to shoot something.
* '''Will Turner:''' Jack. Elizabeth is in danger.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Have you considered keeping a watchful eye on her? Maybe just locking her up somewhere?
* '''Will Turner:''' She is locked up in a prison, bound to hang for helping you.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' There comes a time when one must take responsibility for one's mistakes.
* '''Will Turner:''' (taking a sword from another pirate's belt to Jack's throat) I need that compass of yours, Jack. I must trade it for her freedom.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' (moves sword to the other side of him) Mr. Gibbs.
* '''Gibbs:''' Captain.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' We have a need to travel upriver.
* '''Gibbs:''' By need, do you mean a trifling need? Fleeting? As in, say, a passing fancy?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' No, a resolute and unyielding need.
* '''Will Turner:''' What we need to do is make sail for Port Royal with all haste.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' William, I shall trade you the compass if you will help me to find this. (shows cloth)
* '''Will Turner:''' You want me to find this?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and/or locating in your discovering/detecting a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy?
* '''Will Turner:''' This is going to save Elizabeth?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' How much do you know about Davy Jones?
* '''Will Turner:''' Not much.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Yeah, it's going to save Elizabeth.
(Back at Port Royal, the ship ''Edinburgh Trader,'' starts setting sail to open water. While swabbing the deck, the ET sailor notices a familiar dress hidden in among. A few moments later, Bellamy the captain notices the men are fighting over the dress)

* '''Bellamy:''' What's all this? If you both fancy the dress, you'll just have to share and wear it one after the other.
* '''Bursar (ET):''' It's not like that, sir. This ship is haunted.
* '''Bellamy:''' Is it, now? (to the Quartermaster) And you?
* '''Quatermaster (ET):''' There's a female presence amongst us here, sir. All the men, they can feel it.
* '''Sailor (ET):''' It's the ghost of a lady widowed before her marriage, I figure it, searching for her husband, lost at sea.
* '''Cook (ET):''' A maiden too, likely as not. And that bodes ill by all accounts.
* '''Bursar (ET):''' I say that we throw the dress overboard and we hope the spirit follows it.
* '''Quartermaster (ET):''' No! That will just anger the spirit, sir. What we need to do is find out what the spirit needs, and then get it back to her.
* '''Bellamy:''' Enough! Enough! You're a pair of superstitious goats and it's got the best of you. Now, this appears to be no more as we have a stowaway on board. A young woman, by the look of it. I want you to search the ship and find her. Oh, and, er...she might be interesting.

(Everyone starts searching the ship for the intruder including the one disguise Elizabeth Swann)

== Meeting Tia Dalma/A Touch of Destiny ==
(Elsewhere, the Black Pearl made anchor on a island and our heroes traveled in longboats traveling across the eerie Pantano River into Cypress Forest.)
*'''Rainbow Dash:''' So while were on the current, Luffy, what's the sea like in your world?
*'''Monkey D. Luffy:''' Well, it's a lot different than what you expect here.
*-What do you mean?
*-For one thing there are many different types of people.
*-You mean like Chopper and Brook, here.
*-Well, yes....and no.
*-The reason there like that is because of their Cursed Fruit abilities.
*-But those without, our world has many races. Humans like us for a start.
*-Fishmen and Mermaids that lived under the water.
*-Ooh. Ariel would love to see that.
*-Dwarves, that very tiny, very fast, and a little gullible.
*Tony Tony Chopper: There also Minks, who are sort of like me; real talking animals.
*-Skypieans and Shandorians who lives in the sky on clouds.
*Rainbow Dash: Sound like my kind of people.
*-And in most places, the are giants living among us.
*-(in Flynn VO) Well, I tell you, ????, when adventure calls I---Wait, did you say giants?
*-You got it. And in on part of the Grand Line called the New World, there's a entire island full of giants.
*-Well, besides your basic pirate crew, there are other kinds of pirates that real threats.
*-(in Dewey's voice) Like what?
*-Well, so far there are 3 certain types of pirates that been making a name for themselves recently.
*-First the Four Emperors: The Strongest pirates crews in the New World.
*'''Usopp:''' Then there's the Seven Warlords who are given authority by the World Government to catch other pirates.
*'''Vinsmoke Sanji:''' And as of 2 years ago, with Luffy and Moss-head; there are 11 pirates called the Worst Generation have been recently stirring up things.
*'''Nami:''' Trust me, all of them, has crews, allies, ships, bounties, and powers that wouldn't make the most stubborn of pirates go up against them.
*'''Tony Tony Chopper:''' Plus you also got other things to worry about.
*'''Franky:''' One is the Navy going about catching other pirates.
*'''Nico Robin:''' And the other is the Revolutionary Army turning the tide against the Navy and the World Government.
*'''Nami:''' And you got your unbelievable weather patterns and occasionally your Sea Kings.
*-Sea Kings?
*'''Brook:''' Think of them like regular animals that live in the water, but 10 times meaner; 100 times hungrier; and a 1000 times.....bigger.
*-Make you nervous going off to adventure.
*-Speaking of nervous, is something wrong with Jack?
*-It's like he's afraid of the water.
*-Can he not swim or...
*-Is there something in the water he doesn't like?
*'''Gibbs:''' Well, if you believe such things, there's a beast does the bidding of Davy Jones - a fearsome creature with giant tentacles that'll suction your face clean off and drag an entire ship down to the crushing darkness. The kraken. They say the stench of its breath is like...(shudders) Imagine, the last thing you know on this green earth is the roar of the kraken and the reeking odor of a thousand rotting corpses. If you believe such things.
*Franky: Actually, we believe you.
*-What's that supposed to mean?
*Nami: Well, it's hard to believe but, I don't how, but Luffy....
*Usopp: He tamed a kraken!
*-He what?
*-How?
*'''Nico Robin:''' Let's just say, he has his ways.
*'''Will Turner:''' And the key will spare him that?
*'''Gibbs:''' Well, that's the very question Jack wants answered. Bad enough even to go visit...her.
*-Her?
*'''Gibbs:''' Aye.
(As the day turns into night, the longboats stop at a very tall treehouse)
*-Jack, are you sure this woman can help us?
*-Yeah, I mean, from the looks of this place it looks like....
*-A haunted treehouse?
*-And the village, makes you feel...
*-And makes you feel like you have death wish?
*-Exactly.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' No worries, mates. Tia Dalma and I go way back. Thick as thieves. Nigh inseparable, we are. Were. Have been. Before.
*'''Gibbs:''' I'll watch your back.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' It's me front I'm worried about.
*'''Gibbs:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Will Turner:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Winnie the Pooh:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Piglet:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Tigger:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Rabbit:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Eeyore:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Buzzie the Vulture:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Flaps the Vulture:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Dizzy the Vulture:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Ziggy:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Jiminy Cricket:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Zazu:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Kronk:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Zhane:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Korra:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Mako:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Bolin:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Asami Sato:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Jean-Bob:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Speed:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Puffin:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Jeremy the Crow:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Mushu:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Sweep:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Soo:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Little Cousin Scampi:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Annoying Orange:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Pear:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Apple:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Passion Furit:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Midget Apple:''' Mind the boat.
*
*'''Ash Ketchum:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Misty:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Brock:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Monkey D. Luffy:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Zoro:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Sanji:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Nami:''' Mind the boat
*'''Usopp:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Tony Tony Chopper:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Nico Robin:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Franky:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Brook:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Tai Kamiya:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Matt Ishida:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Sora Takenouchi:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Izzy Izumi:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Mimi Tachikawa:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Joe Kido:''' Mind the boat.
*'''T.K. Takaishi:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Agumon:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Gabumon:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Biyomon:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Tentomon:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Palmon:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Gomamon:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Patamon:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Gatomon:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Princess Sapphire:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Choppy:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Prince Frank:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Princess Twilight Sparkle:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Spike the Dragon:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Pinkie Pie:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Applejack:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Rainbow Dash:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Rarity:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Fluttershy:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Apple Bloom:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Sweetie Belle:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Scootaloo:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Discord:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Sunset Shimmer:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Ash Ketchum:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Misty:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Brock:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Littlefoot:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Cera:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Ducky:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Spike:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Chomper:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Ruby:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Guido:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Grandpa Longneck:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Grandma Longneck:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Mr. Thicknose:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Skip:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Simba:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Nala:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Timon:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Pumbaa:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Aladdin:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Princess Jasmine:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Genie:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Abu:''' (screeches)
*'''Iago:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Alex:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Marty:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Melman:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Gloria:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Skipper:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Kolwalski:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Private:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Rico:''' (gibbers)
*'''King Julien:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Maurice:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Mort:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Terk:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Tantor:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Taran:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Princess Eilonwy:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Fflewddur Fflam:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Gurgi:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Tommy Oliver:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Rocky DeSantos:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Adam Park:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Billy Cranston:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Aisha Campbell:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Kimberly Ann Hart:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Baloo:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Bagheera:''' Mind the boat.
*'''King Louie:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Scooby-Doo:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Shaggy Rogers:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Fred Jones:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Daphne Blake:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Velma Dinkley:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Jack Skellington:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Zero:''' (barks)
*'''Aladar:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Neera:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Plio:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Yar:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Zini:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Suri:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Baylene:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Eema:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Thomas the Tank Engine:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Edward:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Henry:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Gordon:''' Mind the boat.
*'''James:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Percy:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Toby:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Emily:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Bash:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Dash:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Ferdinand:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Paxton:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Luke:''' Mind the boat
*'''Heckle:''' Mind the boat
*'''Jeckle:''' Mind the boat
*'''Cool McCool:''' Mind the boat
*'''Breezy:''' Mind the boat
*'''Ragetti:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Pintel:''' Mind the boat.
*'''Marty (POTC):''' Mind the boat.
*'''Cotton's Parrot:''' (to Cotton) Mind the boat.
(Jack slowly walks into the hut and is greeted by the fortune reader herself)
*'''Tia Dalma:''' Jack Sparrow.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Tia Dalma.
*'''Tia Dalma:''' I always knew the wind was going to blow you back to me one day. (sees Will) You...You have a touch of...destiny about you, William Turner.
*'''Will Turner:''' You know me?
*'''Tia Dalma:''' You want to know me.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' There'll be no knowing here. We've come for help and we're not leaving without it. I thought I knew you.
*'''Tia Dalma:''' Not so well as I had hoped. Come.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Come.
*'''Tia Dalma:''' What service may I do you?
*-We have something that you might recognize.
*'''Tia Dalma:''' Of course. You know I demand payment.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' I brought payment. Look. (pulls out Jack (monkey) and shoots it) An undead monkey. Top that.

(Tia Dalma opens the cage and let Jack (monkey) go)

*'''Gibbs:''' Don't! You've no idea how long it took us to catch that.
*'''Tia Dalma:''' The payment is fair.
*'''Will Turner:''' We're looking for this. (shows cloth) And what it goes to.
*'''Tia Dalma:''' The compass you bartered from me, it cannot lead you to this?
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Maybe. Why?
*'''Tia Dalma:''' I hear you. Jack Sparrow does not know what he wants. Or do you know, but are loath to claim it as your own?
*-So, whatever this key goes to, is it bad?
*'''Tai Dalma:''' Your key go to a chest. And it is what lay inside the chest you seek, don't it?
*'''Gibbs:''' What is inside?
*'''Pintel:''' Gold? Jewels? Unclaimed properties of a valuable nature?
*'''Ragetti:''' Nothing bad, I hope?
* -You and me both.
* -And second of all, is it cursed if trifold with?
*'''Tai Dalma:''' You know of Davy Jones, yes? 
*-Not really.
*-Who is he?
*'''Nico Robin:''' A pirate who was cursed by a demon and was forced to spend of entirety at the bottom of the sea.
*'''Tony Tony Chopper:''' I've heard of people living underwater.
*'''Nico Robin:''' Well, that's what the legend says. And all the ships and treasures that sink beneath the waves goes to his locker. Never to been see by anyone ever again.
*'''Tony Tony Chopper:''' I knew that the sea was scary but that's crazy.
*'''Tia Dalma:''' All correct. But do you know of him, before he was alive? A man of the sea. A great sailor, until he run afoul of that which vex all men.
*'''Will Turner:''' What vexes all men?
*'''Tia Dalma:''' (touches his hand) What indeed?
*'''Gibbs:''' The sea.
*'''Pintel:''' Sums.
* -Gold.
* -Power.
* -Immortality.
*'''Ragetti:''' The dichotomy of good and evil.
*-(at Ragetti's answer) What?
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' A woman.
*'''Tai Dalma:''' A woman. He fell in love.
*'''Gibbs:''' No, no, no, no. I heard it was the sea he fell in love with.
*'''Tia Dalma:''' Same story, different versions, and all are true. See, it was a woman as changing and harsh and untamable as the sea. Him never stopped loving her. But the pain it cause him was too much to live with but not enough to cause him to die.
* -What did he do?
*'''Tia Dalma:''' Him felt that he was betrayed by the woman, so he did something that he shouldn't have done. But it only made the pain worse.
* -What exactly did he put into the chest?
*'''Tai Dalma:''' Him heart.
* -His heart?
*'''Ragetti:''' Literally or figuratively?
*'''Pintel:''' He couldn't literally put his heart in a chest. Could he?
* '''Monkey D. Luffy:''' Not unless he had powers like Traffy.
*'''Tai Dalma:''' It was not worth feeling what small, fleeting joy life brings. And so...him carve out him heart, lock it away in a chest and hide the chest from the world. The key he keep with him at all times.
* -Talk about major heart break.
* -I've heard about people locking their feelings away, but literally taking out your heart and still living is...inhuman.
* '''Will Turner:''' You knew this.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' I did not. I didn't know where the key was. But now we do. So all that's left is to climb aboard the Flying Dutchman, grab the key, you go back to Port Royal and save your bonnie lass, eh?
* -That easy, huh?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Of course, what could go wrong?
* '''Tia Dalma:''' Let me see your hand. (unwraps Jack's exposed hand)
* '''Gibbs:''' (gasps) The black spot!
* '''Ragetti:''' The black spot!
* '''Pintel:''' Black spot!
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' My eyesight's as good as ever, just so you know.
* -Why in the world do you have that?
* -Every pirate in the world knows what happens when someone gets the Black Spot.
* -That...it's a sign to wash your hands more often.
* -Maybe.
* -And....that it always means the death penalty on the bearer and anybody who follows him.
* '''Tia Dalma:''' (goes in the back) I have just the thing. Now where did I put it? My little beauty, where are you? Such a long time in such a mess (comes back with a jar of dirt) Davy Jones cannot make port. Cannot step on land but once every ten years. Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.
* -That's it?
* -This the only thing that will keep Jones away from Jack?
* '''Tia Dalma:''' Yes.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Is the jar of dirt going to help?
* '''Tia Dalma:''' If you don't want it, give it back.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' No.
* '''Tia Dalma:''' Then it helps.
* '''Will Turner:''' It seems we have a need to find the Flying Dutchman.
* '''Tia Dalma:''' (shaking claws and set the course) A touch of destiny.

== The Flying Dutchman/Encounter of Davy Jones and the villians ==
(The Black Pearl set anchor a set of giant rocks and crashing waves on the stormy night seeing the ship dead ahead)
* '''Will Turner:''' That's the ''Flying Dutchman''? She doesn't look like much.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Neither do you. Do not underestimate her.
* '''Gibbs:''' Must have run afoul of the reef.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' So, what's your plan, then?
* '''Will Turner:''' I row over, search the ship until I find your bloody key.
* -And if there someone else there?
* '''Will Turner:''' I cut down anyone in my path.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' I like it. Simple, easy to remember.
* '''Vinsmoke Sanji:''' (stopping Will) Not so fast. You can't go alone.
* '''Zoro:''' (Holds out sticks making everyone nervous) Listen up, we're drawing straws to decide who stays here and who goes on the creepy ghost ship to back up Will.
* '''Usopp:''' Why us?  Will said he can handle this on his own
* '''Nami:''' Yeah, that's cruel!
* '''Tony Tony Chopper:''' Let us stay!
* '''Zoro:''' You really sure that's how you wanna do this?
* -Fine then. You guys can stay here.
* -Really?
* -Yes, and while we're with Will searching over there, you'll be ambushed without a second thought.
* '''Nami:''' Please no.
* '''Tony Tony Chopper:''' Hey, I like the drawing thing after all.
* '''Usopp:''' Yeah. Please were scared. You can't leave all the weak people alone with no one to protect them.
* '''Nami:''' We'll draw. We'll draw. Just don't go.
* -Turkeys!
* '''Zoro:''' Well, are you gonna draw? A small group will go, the rest will stay here. Gotta keep a tight leash on him. If he's like Luffy, he'll do something stupid.
* '''Ragetti:''' Your chariot awaits you, Sire. (laughs)
(Coming down the ship going with Will, are Nami, ???,??????????????????)
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Oi! If you do happen to get captured, just say Jack Sparrow sent you to settle his debt! It might save your life.
* '''Ragetti:''' Bon voyage!
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Douse the lamps.
(All the lamps on the Pearl went out as Will rows the boat towards the ship)
* -Wait why did they douse the lamps?!?!
* -We gotta turn back!
* -Too late now.
* -
* -
* -You ok Nami?
* '''Nami:''' (whimpers) Why'd did it have to be me of all people? I want a recount.
* -
* -
* '''Nami:''' GIVE ME A SECOND!!!!
* -
* -
(The crew begins searching around the ship for the compass)

* -Spooky.
* -You can say that again.
* -Something doesn't feel right.
* -What do you mean?
* -It looks like the ship attack's been recent.
* '''Will Turner:''' (sees a sailor pulling a line) Sailor.
* '''Sailor 1:''' Hoisting the jib, Captain's orders.
* '''Will Turner:''' Sailor!
* '''Sailor 1:''' Hoisting the jib. Bring up with a round turn.
* '''Will Turner:''' There's no use. You've run aground.
* '''Sailor 1:''' No. Beneath us.
* -Beneath?
* -What's beneath?
* '''Sailor 1:''' Foul breath.

(Suddenly a another sailor falls from the mast trying to get back up)

* '''Will Turner:''' Hey! Hey!
* -Is he okay?

(Will turns the sailor over and see that his face is gone and mushy)

* -(screams)
* -What happen to his face!
* -That's it! I'm leaving!
* -Where are you going?
* -What do you think, I'm going home!
* -Second it!
* -But what about finding the key.
* -If it means we're going to end up like that guy, forget it.
* -Honestly, can this day get any worse!!!

(Suddenly a giant ship arose from the sea circling the wrecked ship)

* -And....it got worse.

(Then, humanized sea monsters started appearing throughout the ship)

* -No, NOW it got worse!
*'''Clanker:''' Down on your marrowbones and pray.
* '''Will Turner:''' (fighing out these monsters with his sword on fire) Get back! Get back!

(Will Turner strikes one of them but eventually he was knocked out)

* -WILL!!!

(A few moments later, our heroes and the remaining survivors are placed on their knees)
* -What do think they're going to do to us?
* -Just keep your head down, maybe it won't be as bad.
(Suddenly the villains and the one-legged sea monster of the deep, Davy Jones walks aboard the deck)
* -Well, how many?
* '''Maccus:''' Few dozen still alive. The rest have moved on.
* '''Davy Jones:''' Do you fear death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare. All your sins punished. I can offer you an escape.
* '''Sailor 2:''' Don't listen to him!
* '''Davy Jones:''' Do you not fear death?
* '''Sailor 2:''' I'll take my chances, sir.
* -Hmm, you don't see that much bravery even at the brink of the death.
* -Still though...
* '''Davy Jones:''' To the depths.
* '''Sailor 3:''' Cruel blackguard!
* '''Davy Jones:''' Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?
* -We should know. Most the people you see here has been dead before, and it didn't end well for most.
* '''Davy Jones:''' I offer you a choice. Join my crew and postpone the judgment. One hundred years before the mast. Will ye serve?
* '''Sailor 1:''' I-I will serve.
* '''Davy Jones:''' There.
* -What about these ones here?
* -And why do you look familiar?
* '''Don Karnage:''' Wait a minute! It's you!
* -You know them?
* '''Don Karnage:''' Yes. You're that  (                  ) who stop us from taking over the ocean once.
* -Now that you mention, most of the people are really familiar!
* '''Davy Jones:''' (Looking at Will Turner) You are neither dead nor dying.
* '''Captain Hook:''' Wait a moment. You're that Turner boy awhile back.
* '''Davy Jones:''' You know this boy?
* '''Captain Hook:''' Yes, and it looks he's troublesome as usual.
* '''Davy Jones:''' What is your purpose here?
* '''Will Turner:''' Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt.
* -I'm sorry. One more time?
* '''Will Turner:''' Jack Sparrow....sent me to settle his debt.
* '''Davy Jones:''' Did he, now? I'm sorely tempted to accept that offer.
(At the Black Pearl, looks through the telescope to see Davy Jones having a conversation with Will)

* -How's it looking?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Hard to say.
* -What do think is happening?
* '''Usopp:''' (looking through his binoculars) From the looks of it, it's like he's staring exactly at us.
* -That can't be right.
* '''Usopp:''' Like that squid face of captain or the sorry excuse for bad guys could be in front of ---(looks to see Davy Jones is on the ship)
* -You were saying, long nose?
* '''Usopp:''' (screams)<br />
== 3 Days ==
(Suddenly Davy Jones' crew and the villains appears on the ship surrounding everyone)

* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Oh.
* -Hello, Jack, glad to see you again.
* '''Cera:''' What are you doing here?
* -Oh just making some new friends who just happened to know Sparrow for a long time.
* -And I think these chickens belong to you. 
* -What happened?
* -I don't wanna talk about.
* '''Davy Jones:''' (To Jack) You have a debt to pay. You've been captain of the Black Pearl for 13 years. That was our agreement.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Technically I was only captain for two years, then I was mutinied upon.
*'''Davy Jones:''' Then you were a poor captain, but a captain nonetheless. Have you not introduced yourself all these years as Captain Jack Sparrow?
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' You, I gave you payment. One soul to serve on your ship is already over there. (motions toward the Dutchman)
*'''Davy Jones:''' One soul is not equal to another.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Aha! So we’ve establish my proposal is sound in principle, now we’re just haggling over price.
*'''Davy Jones:''' [after a moment] Price?
*'''Nami:''' Yeah, I mean it for a pirate like Jack it must be worth something than just one soul.
*'''Kimberly Hart:''' What is she doing?
*'''Usopp:''' She's "negotiating".
*'''Nami:''' Perhaps you could just take him now, it'll be done with.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Stop it.
*'''Nami:''' But, they're are those other pirates out there that you want with prices higher than his to join your crew wouldn't you say?
*'''Ash Ketchum:''' What is she getting at?
*-Who knows.
*'''Nami:''' I'm proposing, if we were to give you the right amount of souls to serve you then Jack and the rest of us goes free. Deal?
*'''Davy Jones:''' Perhaps.
* -But out of curiosity, just how many souls is worth Jack Sparrow's soul?
*'''Davy Jones:''' One hundred souls.
* -A HUNDRED SOULS!?!?!
* '''Oogie Boogie:''' Is that a problem, huh, kid?
* -No. No problem at all.
* -But it will takes some time to gather them all.
*'''Davy Jones:''' You have 10 days.
*'''Luffy:''' We can do it 9!
*'''Davy Jones:''' 8
*'''Monkey D. Luffy:''' 7
*'''Davy Jones:''' 6
*'''Monkey D. Luffy:''' 5
*'''Davy Jones:'''  4
*'''Monkey D. Luffy:''' 3!
*'''Davy Jones:''' Done!
*'''Monkey D. Luffy:''' You're on!
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Shut him up!

(Nami and Usopp stomps on him)

*'''Captain Hook:''' 3 it is then.
*'''Rabbit:''' Why do we even bother...?
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' You're a diamond, mate. Send me back the boy. I'll get started right off.
*'''Davy Jones:''' I keep the boy. A good-faith payment. That leaves you only 99 more to go.
* -Ok, that doesn't seem so hard.
* -We'll be back for our friend sooner than you can walk the plank.
* -Don't think you can walk off out this so easily.
*-We would need some extra "insurance".
* -What do you mean?
* -To make sure that you keep your promise, we will take a few of your "crew" to serve the Dutchman while you're gone.
*-WHAT!?!?
*-Don't worry, we won't hurt them....much.
* -But when you return, only one of your friends must serve in Jack's place along with the other 99. 
*-If he has the decency to serve his time, then your friends go free.
*-But if he refused either, then we'll just keep them all.
* -So, either way, we lose someone.
* -In a way, yes.
*-I'm sure they'll love being part of the ocean!
* -That's not fair.
*'''Davy Jones:''' Life can be cruel to those you trust.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Have you not met Will Turner? He's noble, heroic, a terrific soprano. Worth at least four. Maybe three and a half. And did I happen to mention... he's in love? With a girl. Due to be married. Betrothed. Dividing him from her and her from him would only be half as cruel as actually allowing them to be joined in holy matrimony. Eh?
*'''Davy Jones:''' I keep the boy and his a few of his companions. 99 souls. But I wonder, Sparrow, can you live with this? Can you condemn an innocent man, a friend, to a lifetime of servitude in your name while you roam free?
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Yep. I'm good with it. Shall we seal it in blood? I mean... ink.

(Davy Jones shakes his hand making Jack quiver in slime)

*'''Davy Jones:''' Three days.
* -And if we were you, you best get started.
* -Otherwise, it won't be just Jack that the beast will come after.
*-Ok, Jones. Take your pick to serve you while Jack run his errands.
*Davy Jones: 

(The Dutchman's crew echoes 3 days as they return to the ship and  takes ????????????????????????????      as the black spot on Jack's hand disappears)

*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Uh, Mr. Gibbs.
*'''Gibbs:''' Aye.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' I-I feel sullied and unusual.
* -Well, on the plus side, they gave us a fighting chance.
* -But thanks to the next King of the Pirates here we only have three days.
* -And our friends are going to be fish freaks for all eternity.
* -We'll figured it out when we get to it.
*'''Gibbs:''' And how do you intend to harvest these 99 souls in three days?
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Fortunately, he was mum as to the condition in which these souls need be.
* -Meaning?
* -Meaning they never said where they had to come from.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' And there's only one place for anyone to join the Black Pearl.
*'''Gibbs:''' Ah. Tortuga.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Tortuga.
(Back on the Edinburgh Trader, in the captain cabin)

* '''Bellamy:''' It's an outrage. Port tariffs, berthing fees, wharf handling and, heaven help us, pilotage. Are we all to work for the East India Trading Company, then?
* '''Quartermaster (ET):''' I'm afraid, sir, Tortuga is the only free port left in these waters.
* '''Bellamy:''' A pirate port is what you mean. Well, I'm sorry. An honest sailor is what I am. I make my living fair and I sleep well each night.
* '''Bursar (ET):''' (suddenly startled by a eerie thing moving across the glass) S-sir!

(The crew goes up on deck and sees Elizabeth dress floating in the air like a ghost with her puppeteering it and pointing to the captian)

* '''Bursar (ET):''' She wants you to do something.
* '''Bellamy:''' She's trying to give a sign.

(Elizabeth floats the dress across the ship knocking out a lantern and starts a fire)

* '''Bellamy:''' Over there! Look for a sign!
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' (sighs at their stupidity)
* '''Quatermaster (ET):''' Look, there! There it is! There's the sign!
* '''Sailor (ET):''' That's seaweed.
* '''Quartermaster (ET):''' Seaweed can be a sign.
* '''Sailor (ET):''' Looks like entrails.
* '''Bellamy:''' That would be a bad sign.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' What's that over there?

(The crew looks to see the fire message that says "Tortuga")

== Tortuga/Meeting an old friend of Straw Hat/Saloon fight ==
(In Torturga, our heroes begins scoping out the place)
* -So this is Tortuga?
*-Pretty much.
*-So it's like this everyday?
*-Yep.
*-Jack once said that if every town in the world were like this one, no one would ever feel unwanted.
*-Well....it's definitely lively.
*-And the perfect place to find some new crewmembers.
*-Let's split up.
*'''Passion Fruit:''' Me and Orange will go this way.
*'''Annoying Orange:''' We are?
*'''Midget Apple:''' Well, we're going this way.
*'''Grapefruit:''' And I'm going it alone, cause I'm a man.
*-
*-
*-
*-What did that (    ) say?
*'''Winnie the Pooh:''' He said, Look....out....for....the....cliff!
(Suddenly Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore falls down the an edge)
*-That's not good!
*-Quick, after our bear and other friends!
(Below the edge of the cliff, a group of female pirates are loading there ship)
*'''Kuja 1:''' Gently now. It's very fragile carry it slowly!
*'''Kuja 2:''' Iron oar, gunpowder, root beer, and northern crops. What an inturly impressive haul
*'''Ran:''' Yeah, we plunder a couple of merchant vessels and one pirate ship. Not to mention the loads of cargo we claim from a central government ship
*'''Kuja 2:''' You Kuja Pirates really are a force to be reckon with.
*'''Ran:''' Guess so.
*'''Daisy:''' Are we almost ready to go?
*'''Ran:''' Oh yeah, don't worry. The Snake Princess just need to give the word.

(Suddenly, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit and Eeyore crash into the Kuja's cargo)

* '''Kuja 3:''' What the?
* '''Piglet:''' W-w-w-where are we?
* '''Tigger:''' I wish I knew.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Don't worry, Piglet, We're only on a shipping crate.
* '''Rabbit:''' I think the better question is, who does it belong to? Oh my.
* '''Piglet:''' Don't look now but I think we have company.
* '''Ran:''' If you want to live, you'll do as we say.
* '''Daisy:''' Of course they will, Ran. No person alive is dumb enough to defy the Kuja Warriors. They're pretty scrawny anyway. Zahahahaha.
* '''Piglet:''' Yipe!
* '''Sweetpea:''' What do you make of it? Rather puzzling isn't it?
* '''Margaret:''' Hmmm. They look like toys.
* '''Eeyore:''' Hello.
* '''Margaret:''' Oh, they're talking toys!?!
* '''Nerine:''' Talking toys!?!?! In a place like this? This is quite a discovery! 
* '''Cosmo:''' Is it though?
* '''Rindo:''' So, what should we do with them? 
* -Pooh!
* -Piglet!
* -Where'd you guys go?
* '''Ran:''' Best let the Snake Princess deal with them.
* '''Tigger and Rabbit:''' Snake Princess?
* '''Margaret:''' Aphelandra, carry these toys to the Snake Princess and quickly.
* '''Aphelandra:''' 'Kay.
* -Well, any luck?
* -Nope, no sign of them.
* Genie: Me thinks we're getting warmer.
* Iago: Me thinks, you don't have a clue. We've been going in circles. But what can I expect, we been following a path by a monkey!
* -Hey, maybe those girls over there know where they may have went.
* -Excuse me ladies.
* '''Ran:''' What do you want? We're busy here.
* -Hey, easy lady, we just want to talk for a sec.
* '''Ran:''' Hmph. You're lucky your not dead right now or the Snake Princess would turn you to stone. Now beat it.
* -Hey, that's not very nice.
* -Yeah, you can't treat my friends that way.
* -Just answer our simple question already.
* '''Ran:''' And why should we? We not here to cater to your beck and call.
* '''Cosmo:''' There's your answer. you might as well go home now
* '''Blue Fan:''' Look at those ugly men; unsophisticated bores.
* '''Daisy:''' I've haven't seen a live one in a long time. Whenever pirates or merchants see the Kuja flag flying above our ship, they flee in terror. Zahahaha.
* '''Rindo:''' That laugh isn't very ladylike.
* -(in Bonecrusher VO) Who are you calling ugly?
* Genie: (as a pirate) If you dare cross our paths or hurt me harteys, we'll keelhaul ya! We'll lash ya to the mizenmast! We'll...make...fun of their hairdo. Argh!
* Ran: So, it's like that, huh.
* -Something tells me this isn't gonna end well.
* -Well, if it's a fight they want..
* -Then, it's a fight they'll get.
(Inside the ship)

* '''Rabbit:''' Well, this is a quite a predicament we got ourselves into.
* '''Tigger:''' Yeah, and who knows who this Snake Princess really is.
* '''Piglet:''' I hope she's not one of those mean pirates.

(All of a sudden, they hear footsteps coming from a nearby room where a kitten was playing with a ball. The doors open to reveal a young woman walking out slowly)

* '''Woman:''' Which one of you...had the audacity...to place this kitten in my path? (kick kitten)
* '''Kuja Pirate 4:'''  My deepest apologies, Empress. I accept full responsibility
* '''Woman:''' You should be more careful.
* '''Kuja Pirate 4:''' Yes, of course. Stop it!
* '''Tigger:''' I wonder who that is?
* '''Rabbit:''' That must be the boss of these pirates.
* '''Woman:''' I'm ready for my explanation now. Specially, I would like to know, who are you and what you want here.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Well, this is Piglet, and Tigger, and Rabbit, and Eeyore. 
* '''Eeyore:''' Thanks for noticing.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' And I'm Winnie the Pooh, but you can call me....
* '''Woman:''' I don't care what your names are. More likely not from something so weak and puny.
* '''Rabbit:''' Who are you calling weak and puny? For your information, we are strong and dependable on our own. And just who are you?
* '''Enishida:''' You are in the presence of one of the most strongest female pirates in the world. Where she is from, she is granted the title as one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea. The ruler of our empire; the captain of the Kuja Pirates; The great Pirate Empress, Boa Hancock.
* '''Rabbit:''' A Warlord?
* '''Tigger:''' That was one of the type of pirates that long-nose mentioned.
(Then 2 giant women appears behind her, which happens to be her sisters: Boa Marigold and Boa Sandersonia)
* '''Boa Hancock:''' Well?
* '''Piglet:''' We don't mean you any harm, your highness.
* 
* '''Boa Hancock:''' Stubborn and meddlesome. I shall be frank, I have no intention of sparing those whose interrupt my ship. In other words, I refuse to let you go freely. Still, I rather like weaklings beg for mercy, so I will let you speak. 
* '''Rabbit:''' Well, we just arrived on this island a few moments ago with our friends.
* '''Eeyore:''' And accidently we fell from a cliff into your cargo.
* '''Boa Hancock:''' An unlikely story. Lying to me will guarantee you an excruciating painful death. You're here because you want something.
* '''Tigger:''' Well, we were looking just looking for some new crewmates.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' But since we're here, we were wondering if you know any places to look.
* '''Boa Hancock:''' What a pitful excuse. To think that would be you answer. Perhaps being turned into piles of rubble will remind you to lie to me.
*'''Boa Sandersonia:''' (chuckles) Our big sister has a rotten personality. But in the end, she always gets her way.
*'''Boa Marigold:''' Indeed and there's a very good reason for that.
* '''Piglet:''' Oh d-d-dear. I don't like the looks of this Pooh. I wish Luffy was here.
* '''Gloriosa:''' Wait, Snake Princess.
* '''Boa Sandersonia and Marigold:''' Granny Nyon?
* '''Boa Hancock:''' What do you want?
* '''Glorisa:''' Snake Princess, be honest. They don't look dangerous, don't you agree? You, did you say the Luffy? As in Monkey D. Luffy, the pirate?
* '''Piglet:''' Yes?
* '''Boa Marigold:''' How do you know him?
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Well, he did save us when we were in his world and help us get back home.
* '''Tigger:''' He's a good friend of ours.
* '''Boa Hancock:''' I see. Then I must ask you one thing.
* '''Eeyore:''' What's that?
* '''Boa Hancock:''' How is my love doing?
*'''All:''' Huh?
*'''Piglet:''' Your....love?
*'''Boa Hancock:''' I bet he's worried sick about me; or better yet he might think I might be worried about him. So to keep me comfort, he bought me you five to keep me company. Even though I detest anything that would challenge my beauty, any gift from Luffy is precious to me in every way.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Wait, you know our friend?
* '''Boa Marigold:''' Indeed.
* '''Boa Sandersonia:''' It's a long story. We'll spare you the details.
* '''Margaret:''' Snake Princess! Come quick there a group of strange creatures in a stand-off with the Kuja Warriors.
* '''Piglet:''' Wait, those are our friends.
* '''Gloiosa:''' Your friends are quite rambunctious are they nynot.
* '''Boa Hancock:''' Tell the Kuja to stand down. They are friends of Luffy.
* '''Aphlephandra:''' Are they really?
* '''Piglet:''' Yes.
* '''Margaret:''' It will be done Snake Princess.
* '''Boa Hancock:''' So tell me, my little bear friend what exactly is Luffy up to right now?
(At the saloon)
*-How's it looking?
* -Well not so good.
*'''Gibbs:''' And what makes you think you're worthy to crew the Black Pearl?
*'''Pirate 1:''' Truth be told, I've never sailed a day in me life. I figure I should get out, see the world while I'm still young.
*-You're never too old to set sail. You're in.
*'''Gibbs:''' Next!
*'''Pirate 2:''' My wife ran off with my dog and I'm sunk for a month and I don't even care if I live or die.
*'''Gibbs:''' Perfect. Next!
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' I know what I want. I know what I want...
*'''Pirate 3:''' Me have one arm and a bum leg.
*-We'll put you in the crow's nest.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' I know what I want.
*'''Gibbs:''' Next!
*'''Pirate 4:''' Ever since I was a little lad, I've always wanted to sail the seas... forever.
*-Today's your lucky day. Sign the roster.
*'''Pirate 4:''' Thanks very much.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' How we going?
*'''Gibbs:''' Including those four, that gives us... four.
* -Well it's a start.....after 2 hours.
* -Yeah, 4 down, 95 to go.
* -Best make that 94.
*'''Gibbs:''' And what's your story?
*'''???:''' My story. It's exactly the same as your story, just one chapter behind.
* -And....how's that?
*'''???:''' I chased a man across the seven seas. The pursuit cost me my crew, my commission, and my life.
* -Commodore?
* -As in Commodore James Norrington?
*'''James Norrington:''' No, not anymore. Weren't you listening?
* -What happened to you?
*'''James Norrington:''' I nearly had you all off Tripoli.
* -(whisper to Jack) Sneak towards the door.
*'''James Norrington:''' I would have, if not for the hurricane.
* -Oh my.
*'''Gibbs:''' You didn't try to sail through it?
*'''James Norrington:''' So, do I make your crew or not?
* -Well....um.
* -There are um some certain...standards to be part of this crew.
*'''James Norrington:''' You haven't said where you're going.
* -Well, it's uh...
* -It's a surprise, you might say.
*'''James Norrington:''' Oh, and where would that be? Somewhere nice?! (flips table causing the music to stop) So, am I worthy to serve under Captain Jack Sparrow? (pulls out pistol) Or should I just kill you now?
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' You're hired.
*'''James Norrington:''' Sorry. Old habits and all that.
*'''Pirate 2:''' Easy, sailor!
*'''Pirate 4:''' That's our captain you're threatening.
* -Great, what now?
* -I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
* -I got it.
* -What's that?
* -PIRATE FIGHT!!! (punches a pirate causing everyone to fight)
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Time to go.
*'''Gibbs:''' Aye!
(The fight continues on as Elizabeth enters the saloon and sees James Norrington fighting everyone; and jumps in to help him. Meanwhile Jack keeps going around trying on other pirates' hats until eventually James and Elizabeth finds themselves surrounded)

* '''James Norrington:''' Come on, then! Who wants some? Form an orderly line and I'll have you all, one by one. Come on, who's first?
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' (takes a bottle and knocks James out) I just wanted the pleasure of doing that myself.

(The other pirates cheered and throws James into the muddy pigsty. Elizabeth goes to check on James little knowing that Mercer was following her from a distance)

* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' James Norrington. (sighs) What has the world done to you?

== The Dutchman/The Dead Man's Chest ==
(On the stormy sea aboard the Dutchman, Davy Jones plays a song on his giant organ. making him feel pain and agony. Meanwhile his crew, Will and heroes are working around the ship, including hauling a cannon)

* '''Jimmy Legs:''' Secure the mast tackle, Mr. Turner! Set to it! You fools, help him!
* '''Will Turner:''' Step aside.
* '''Bootstrap:''' Hey! Mind yourself!
* '''Will Turner:''' Hey!
* '''Bootstrap:''' Let go, boy! (shock to see his own son) No. (lets go up the rope)
* -LOOK OUT!!!

(The cannon drops on the deck)
* '''Jimmy Legs:''' Haul those weevils to their feet. Five lashes will remind you to stay on 'em!
*'''Bootstrap:''' No!
*'''Jimmy Legs:''' Impeding me in my duties? You'll share the punishment.
*'''Bootstrap:''' I'll take it all.
*'''Davy Jones:''' Will you, now? And what would prompt such an act of charity?
*'''Bootstrap:''' My son. He's my son.
*-Son?
*'''Davy Jones:''' (laughs) What fortuitous circumstance be this?
*-True. But even so, any type of "disruption" must pay the price.
*-Starting with him. (pointing to Will Turner)
*'''Davy Jones:''' Five lashes be owed, I believe it is.
*-And since he's your son...
*'''Bootstrap:''' No. No, I won't!
*-Oh yes you will.
*'''Davy Jones:''' The cat's out of the bag, Mr. Turner.
*-And one way or another, it will be done. By you or.....him.
*'''Bootstrap:''' No.
*-Have it your way.
*'''Davy Jones:''' Bosun!
*'''Bootstrap:''' No! (slowly whips Will)
*'''Flying Dutchman Crew 1:'''  You had it easy, boy!
*'''Bootstrap:''' Will.
*'''Will Turner:''' I don't need your help.
*'''Bootstrap:''' The bosun prides himself on cleaving flesh from bone, with every swing.
*'''Will Turner:''' So I'm to understand what you did was an act of compassion?
*'''Bootstrap:''' Yes. 100 years before the mast, losing who you were, bit by bit, until you end up...end up like poor Wyvern here.
* -Oh my.
* -Freaky.
* -I really don't have the face or skin for coral.
* '''Bootstrap:''' Once you've sworn an oath to the Dutchman, there's no leaving it. Not until your debt is paid.
* '''Will Turner:''' I've sworn no oath.
* -And neither did we.
* -We're only here until Jack gets back.
* '''Bootstrap:''' Then you must get away.
* '''Will Turner:''' Not until I find this. (shows cloth)
* -It's some sort of double key.
* '''Wynern:''' (suddenly wakes up and moves a little bit) The dead man's chest.
* -The what?
* -Dead man's chest?
* '''Will Turner:''' What do you know of this?
* '''Wynern:''' Open the chest with the key, and stab the heart...No, don't stab the heart. The Dutchman needs a living heart or there'll be no captain, and if there's no captain, there's no one to have the key.
* '''Will Turner:''' So the captain has the key?
* - Where is the key?
* '''Wynern:''' Hidden.
* - And the chest?
* '''Wynern:''' Hidden.

== We Have A Heading/Governor Swann's meeting with Beckett ==

* -Well, how many do we have?
* -At least.....30.
* -This is going to be more difficult than we thought.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Come on then. Who are they?
* -Apparently this happens be a friends of Luffy's from his world.
* -Her name is Boa Hancock, the pirate empress and of the Seven Warlords of the Sea.
* -And the big two are her younger sisters.
* -She's a Warlord?
* '''Monkey D. Luffy:''' Yep.
* -How did even she even get here?
* -Well, under some condition, her ship was suck into a dimensional whirlpool.
* -Like we were before?
* -Exactly. Her crew is fine and she agree to help us with our problem until she can find her way back.
* -Fine then.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Captain Sparrow!
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Come to join me crew, lad? Welcome aboard.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' I'm here to find the man I love.
* -Wait, I know that voice.
* -Elizabeth?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Hide the root-beer. These clothes do not flatter you. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Jack. I know Will came to find you. Where is he?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Darling, I am truly unhappy to have to tell you this, but...through unfortunate circumstances that had nothing whatsoever to do with me, poor Will and a few compatriots of ours has been press-ganged into Davy Jones's crew.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Davy Jones?
* -Yeah. The Davy Jones. Big, mean, vicious....
* -And a bit "squidy".
* '''James Norrington:''' Oh, please. The captain of the Flying Dutchman?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' You look bloody awful. What are you doing here?
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax. 
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' You smell funny.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Jack! All I want is to find Will.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Well....are you certain? Is that what you really want most?
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Of course.
* -And our other friends, remember.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Be as it may. Because I would think you'd want to find a way to save Will most.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' And you'd have a way of doing that?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Well...there is a chest.
* '''James Norrington:''' Oh, dear.
* -Shut it.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' A chest of unknown size and origin.
* '''Pintel:''' What contains the still-beating heart of Davy Jones.
* '''Ragetti:''' (imitating a heart beat)
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' And whoever possesses that chest possesses the leverage to command Jones to do whatever it is he or she wants,
* -Including saving our friends and your beloved.
* -So, find the chest, control the Dutchman.
* -Control the Dutchman, get your happily ever after back.
* '''James Norrington:''' You don't actually believe them, do you?
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' How would we find it?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' With this. (pulls out compass) My compass... is unique.
* '''James Norrington:''' "Unique" here having the meaning of "broken."
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' True enough, this compass does not point north.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Where does it point?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' It points to the thing you want most in this world.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Oh, Jack. Are you telling the truth?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Every word, love. And what you want most in this world is to find the chest of Davy Jones, is it not?
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' To save Will.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' By finding the chest of Davy Jones.

(Jack takes a couple steps back as Elizabeth see the compass is moving towards she wants the most heading northeast)

* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Mr. Gibbs!
* '''Gibbs:''' Cap'n.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' We have our heading.
* '''Gibbs:''' Finally! Cast off those lines. Weigh anchor and crowd that canvas!
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Miss Swann.
* -Alright people, let's move along.
* -We sail in 10 minutes.
* -Hancock, best take your best warriors with us.
* '''Boa Hancock:''' Don't you order me around. I'm only doing this for Luffy.
* -Okay, okay. Sheesh. She's such a drama queen.
* -Tell me about it.
* '''Annoying Orange:''' Ready the sails. load the gun powder, and somebody grab a goat. (laughing)
* '''Pintel:''' (hands goat to Norrington) Welcome to the crew, former commodore.
(In Port Royal, Governor Swann in shackles is brought before Lord Beckett)

* '''Lord Beckett:''' There's something to knowing the exact shape of the world and one's place in it, don't you agree?
* '''Governor Swann:''' I assure you, these are not necessary.
* '''Lord Beckett:''' I had you brought here because I thought you'd be interested in the whereabouts of your daughter.
* '''Governor Swann:''' You have news of her?
* '''Mercer:''' Most recently seen on Tortuga, and then left in the company of a known pirate, Jack Sparrow, and other fugitives from justice.
* '''Governor Swann:''' "Justice"? Hardly.
* '''Lord Beckett:''' Including the previous owner of this sword, I believe.  Our ships are in pursuit; and justice will be dispensed by cannonade and cutlass, and all manner of remorseless pieces of metal. I personally find it distasteful to even contemplate the horror facing all those on board.
* '''Governor Swann:''' What do you want from me?
* '''Lord Beckett:''' Your authority as governor, your influence in London, and your loyalty to the East India Trading Company.
* '''Governor Swann:''' To you, you mean.
* '''Lord Beckett:''' Shall I remove these shackles?
* '''Governor Swann:''' Do what you can for my daughter.
* '''Lord Beckett:''' So you see, Mercer, every man has a price he will willingly accept. Even for what he hoped never to sell.

== Liar's Dice/Escape from the Dutchman ==
(Back on the Dutchman, most of the crew are playing a game with a couple of dice)

* -Ok boys, the name of game is Lair's Dice.
* -Place your wagers.
* '''Maccus:''' I wager... ten years.
* '''Koleniko:''' I'll match ten years.
* '''Clanker:''' Agreed.
* '''Bootstrap:''' Wondering how it's played?
* '''Will Turner:''' I understand.
* '''Maccus:''' Liar!
* '''Will Turner:''' It's a game of deception. But your bet includes all the dice, not just your own.
* -Maccus loses! 10 years added.
* '''Will Turner:''' What are they wagering?
* '''Bootstrap:''' Oh, the only thing we have. Years of service.
* '''Will Turner:''' So any crew member can be challenged?
* '''Bootstrap:''' Aye. Anyone.
* '''Will Turner:''' I challenge Davy Jones.
* '''Davy Jones:''' I accept, mate. The stakes?
* '''Will Turner:''' My soul and my friends. An eternity of servitude.
*-I'm sorry what?!?!
* '''Bootstrap:''' No!
* '''Davy Jones:''' Against?
* '''Will Turner:''' I want this.
* '''Davy Jones:''' How do you know of the key?
* '''Will Turner:''' That's not part of the game, is it? You can still walk away.
*-Ok, gentlemen the name of the game is Liar's Dice.
*-The rules are simple. You are each given 5 six-sided dice to scramble in your cup.
*-You are free to gamble how many of number sided up everyone has.
*-If your big is what everyone has is or higher than yours, you win.
*-If what you have is lower than the bid, you can call a bluff.
*-However, if your opponent says that your a Liar and calls your bluff, you lose.
(Both players throw down their cups then all of a sudden Bootstrap joins in)
* '''Davy Jones:''' What's this?
* '''Bootstrap:''' I'm in. Matching his wager.
* '''Will Turner:''' No! Don't do this.
* '''Bootstrap:''' The die is cast. I bid three twos. It's your bid, Captain.
* '''Davy Jones:''' Four fours.
* '''Will Turner:''' Four fives.
* '''Bootstrap:''' Six threes.
* '''Davy Jones:''' (looks at his hand and sees 4 fives and one four) Seven fives.
* '''Will Turner:''' (looks at his hand sees 3 fives, 1 two, and 1 one) Eight fives.
(Bootstrap looks at his hand and sees he has 3 twos and 2 threes)
* '''Davy Jones:''' (chuckles) Welcome to the crew, lad.
* '''Bootstrap:''' Twelve fives. Twelve fives. Call me a liar, or up the bid. 
* '''Davy Jones:''' And be called a liar myself for my trouble? Bootstrap Bill, you're a liar and you will spend an eternity on this ship. Master Turner, feel free to go ashore with your friends...the very next time we make port!
* '''Will Turner:''' Fool. Why did you do that?
* '''Bootstrap:''' I couldn't let you lose. 
* '''Will Turner:''' It was never about winning or losing.
* '''Bootstrap:''' The key. You just wanted to know where it was. Captain says I'm to relieve you. Captain's orders. (gives Will a knife) Here. Take this, too. Now, get yourself to land, and stay there. It was always in my blood to die at sea. It was not a fate I ever wanted for you.
* '''Will Turner:''' It's not a fate you had to choose for yourself, either.
* '''Bootstrap:''' Aye. I could say I did what I had to, when I left you to go pirating. But it would taste a lie to say it wasn't what I wanted. You owe me nothing, Will. Now go.
* '''Will Turner:''' They'll know you helped me.
* '''Bootstrap:''' What more can they do to me?
* '''Will Turner:''' I take this with a promise. I'll find a way to sever Jones's hold on you, and not rest until this blade pierces his heart. I will not abandon you. I promise.
* '''Bootstrap:''' Kid.
* -Yes?
* '''Bootstrap:''' Protect my son.
* -

== Persuasion ==

* '''Gibbs:''' Beckett?
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Yes, they're signed. Lord Cutler Beckett of the East India Trading Company.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Blaah!
* -Jack, do you this person?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' In a way.
* '''Gibbs:''' Will was working for Beckett and never said a word.
* -It's like you once said Jack, it's honest ones you have to watch out for.
* -True.
* -Question is, why does Beckett want Jack anyway?
* -Or better yet, what does Jack have that Beckett wants?
* '''Gibbs:''' Beckett wants the compass. Only one reason for that. 
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Of course. He wants the chest.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Yes, he did say something about a chest.
* -Why is the chest important again?
* -Davy may be literally heartless, but that doesn't mean we can bargain with him.
* -So the chest is the bargaining chip?
* -Yes.
* '''Gibbs:''' If the company controls the chest, they controls the sea.
* -And whoever control the sea, controls the world.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' A truly discomfiting notion, love.
* '''Gibbs:''' And bad. Bad for every mother's son what calls himself a pirate.
* -Gibbs, I don't think anybody, on land or sea is safe with this Beckett person taking over with the Dutchman in his pocket.
* -And with the Master of Evil aiding him, who knows what will happen.
* '''Gibbs:''' Aye. I think there's a bit more speed to be coaxed from these sails. Brace the foreyard!
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Might I enquire as to how you came by these?
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Persuasion.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Friendly?
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Decidedly not.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Will strikes a deal and withholds it with honor, yet you were the one with the prize. Full pardon. "Commission as a privateer on behalf of England and the East India Trading Company." As if I could be bought for such a low price.
(Norrington overhears the conversation)

* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Jack, the letters, give them back.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' No. Persuade me.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' You do know Will taught me how to handle a sword?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' As I said, persuade me.
* '''James Norrington:''' It's a curious thing. There was a time I would have given anything to you to look like that while thinking about me.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' I don't know what you mean.
* '''James Norrington:''' I think you do.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Oh, don't be absurd. I trust him, that's all.
* '''James Norrington:''' So you never wondered how your latest fiance ended up on the Flying Dutchman in the first place?

== Kraken ==
(Back on the Dutchman)

* -Alright, kiddies, rise and shi--(sees that there's no one here)
* -THEY'RE GONE!!!!
* '''Don Karnage:''' If you brought a present, come in
* -Karnage, the prisoners have escaped!
* '''Don Karnage:''' What? Idiots, find them!
* -But where do we even start looking?
* -Well, they haven't gotten far or could leave in the middle of the night unless---
* -Turner.
* '''Quackerjack:''' Ship off port! It's playtime!
* -Bet that's where those heroes went.
* -What now?
* -Alert Jones of the situation, and bring Bootstrap on deck. 

(On the Endinburgh Trader)

* '''Bellamy:''' Strange to come upon a longboat so far out in open water.
* '''Will Turner:''' Just put as many leagues behind us as you can. As fast as you can.
* '''Bellamy:''' And what are we running from?
* -You wouldn't believe us if we told you.
* '''Will Turner:''' That dress. Where did you get it?
* '''Bellamy:''' It was found aboard the ship. The crew thought it was a spirit bringing some omen of ill-fate.
* '''Will Turner:''' That's foolish.
* '''Quartmaster (ET):''' Oh, yes. Exceedingly foolish.
* '''Bursar (ET):''' It brought good fortune. The spirit told us, "Pull in at Tortuga," and we made a nice bit of profit there.
* '''Bellamy:''' Off the books, of course.
* '''Will Turner:''' I imagine some of your crew may have jumped ship there.
* '''Bellamy:''' Why do you ask?
* '''Sailor (ET):''' Captain! A ship's been spotted.
* '''Bellamy:''' Colors?
* '''Sailor (ET):''' She isn't flying any.
* '''Bellamy:''' Pirates.
* '''Will Turner:''' Or worse.
* '''Davy Jones:''' (chocking Bootstrap with his claw) You will watch this.

(Jiminy Legs starts whipping the crewmates on a rotation device)

* '''Davy Jones:''' Let no joyful voice be heard! Let no man look up at the sky with hope. And let this day be cursed by we who ready to wake... the kraken.
* '''Bootstrap:''' NO!!!!!!!

(The rotation creates a large boom under the ship)

* '''Will Turner:''' I've doomed us all. It's the Flying Dutchman!

(Suddenly a large bump shakes the Trader)

* '''Bursar (ET):''' Oh, Mother Carey's chickens! What happened?
* '''Quartermaster (ET):''' Must have hit a reef.
* '''Bellamy:''' (looks to see what is what) Free the rudder! Hard to port then hard to starboard.
* '''Cook (ET):''' Free the rudder!
* '''Bursar (ET):''' Hard to port!

(Suddenly something pulls Bellamy into the water. The sailor (ET) points scarcely to see a tentacle has the captain and is drop into the water)

* '''Cook (ET):''' Kraken! Kraken!

(The men starts to arm themselves and the tentacles slowly rise of the ship attacking the crew)

* -What to we do?
* -Get to higher ground!
* -Hurry!
* '''Bursar (ET):''' (holding Elizabeth dress) Here it is! Take it! Take it! (grabbed by the Kraken)

(The men tries to hold it until until two big tentacles goes high in the air)

* -Oh dear.
* -Hold on to something!

(The two tentacles slams the ship in two sinking into the sea)

* -What now?
* -JUMP!!!

(Our heroes jumped into the water escape the wrath of the kraken as the Flying Dutchman goes through the wrecked ship)

* -(Cruella VO) Well, any sign of them?
* -They're not among the dead.
* '''Maccus:''' They must have been claimed by the sea. 
* '''Davy Jones:''' I am the sea. (to Bootstrap) You need time alone with your thoughts. Brig!
* '''Maccus:''' What of the survivors?
* '''Davy Jones:''' There are no survivors.

(The crew kills the remaining crewmates of Trader. Jones checks to see if he sensed a presence but didn't find anything)

* '''Davy Jones:''' The chest is no longer safe. Chart a course to Isla Cruces. Get me there first, or there'll be the devil to pay.
* '''Klineko:''' "First"?
* '''Davy Jones:''' Who sent those thieving charlatans onto my ship? Who told them of the key? Jack Sparrow.

(On the Black Pearl)

* '''Jack Sparrow:''' My intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' I just thought I'd be married by now. I'm so ready to be married.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' You know...Lizzie, I am captain of a ship, and being captain of a ship, I could in fact perform a "marr-i-age" right here. Right on this deck. Right... now.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' No, thank you.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Why not? We are very much alike, you and I. I and you. Us.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Oh. Except for a sense of honor and decency and a moral center. And personal hygiene.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Trifles. You will come over to my side. I know it.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' You seem very certain.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' One word, love. Curiosity. You long for freedom. You long to do what you want to do because you want it. To act on selfish impulse. You want to see what it's like. One day, you won't be able to resist.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Why doesn't your compass work?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' My compass works fine.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Because you and I are alike, and there will come a moment when you have a chance to show it. To do the right thing.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' You'll have the chance to do something... something courageous. And when you do, you'll discover something. That you're a good man.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' All evidence to the contrary.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Oh, I have faith in you. Want to know why?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Do tell, dearie.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Curiosity. You're going to want it. A chance to be admired and gain the rewards that follow. You won't be able to resist. You're going to want to know what it tastes like.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' I do want to know what it tastes like.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' But... seeing as you're a good man, I know that you'd never put me in a position that would compromise my honor. I'm proud of you, Jack.
* '''Gibbs:''' Land, ho!
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' I want my jar of dirt.

== Find the Chest/Fight for the Chest ==

* '''Pintel:''' You're pulling too fast.
* '''Ragetti:''' You're pulling too slow. We don't want the kraken to catch us.
* '''Pintel:''' I'm saving me strength for when it comes.
* -You really think you can take on that monster?
* -When nobody else couldn't?
* '''Pintel:''' First time for everything. And I don't think it's "kracken" anyways. I always heard it said "krayken."
* '''Ragetti:''' With a long "A"?
* '''Pintel:''' Uh-huh.
* '''Ragetti:''' No, no, no, no, no, no, no. "Krocken" is how it's pronounced in Scandinavian, and "kracken" is closer to that.
* '''Pintel:''' We ain't Scandinavians, are we? Krayken."
* '''Ragetti:''' It's a mythological creature. I can calls it what I wants.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Guard the boat. Mind the tide. Don't touch my dirt.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' This doesn't work. And it certainly doesn't show you what you want most.
* -Maybe it is, you're just passing it.
* -Huh?
* -The reason is Elizabeth is sitting on it.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Beg pardon?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Move.
* '''Pintel:''' "Guard the boat!" "Mind the tide!"
* '''Ragetti:''' I could join the circus.
* '''Pintel:''' Mind if I shine your shoes, sir?
* '''Davy Jones:''' They're here. And I cannot step foot on land again for near of a decade.
* '''Maccus:''' You'll trust us to act in your stead?
* '''Davy Jones:''' I'll trust you to know what awaits you should you fail!
* -Well send our pets and some monsters from that straw boy's home to keep them occupied.
* '''Malificent:''' "A forest of beasts shall be their tomb, borne through the skies on a fog of doom! Now go with a curse and serve me well! Throughout the jungle castle, cast my spell!

(Suddenly tons of One Piece animals starts running about the jungle roaring)

* -Man, I love that woman.
* -We'll surround them. Your men will get the chest. 
* -And while you're at it, bring that bear and his friends to us. Alive.
* '''Davy Jones:''' Fine. Down, then!
(The ship goes down into the ocean)
* '''Maragret:''' I wasn't the only one who saw that right?
* -Nope. That was a haunting sinking ship.
* -That's bad, right?
* -Big time.
* -Warn the others.
* -Without question.
* -JACK!!!!
* -
* -
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' It's real.
* '''James Norrington:''' You actually were telling the truth.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' I do that quite a lot, yet people are always surprised.
* '''Will Turner:''' With good reason!
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Will! You're all right! Thank goodness! I came to find you!
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' How did you get here?
* '''Will Turner:''' Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them, strapped to my feet.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Not so easy, is it?
* '''Will Turner:''' But I do owe you thanks, Jack.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' You do?
* '''Will Turner:''' After you tricked me onto that ship to square your debt with Jones...
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' What?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' What?
* '''Will Turner:'''...I was reunited with my father.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Oh, well... you're welcome, then.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Everything you said to me, every word was a lie!
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Pretty much. Time and tide, love. Oi! What are you doing?
* '''Will Turner:''' I'm going to kill Jones.
* -Kill Jones?
* -That wasn't the plan.
* -The plan was to find the chest.
* -And we we did.
* -And we got our friends back.
* -Now all we have to do is settle Jack's debt and he goes free.
* -You bring Jack back to Port Royal to settle some score with this Beckett person.
* -We try to help Jack escape again without any of your guys help
* -Have your wedding. Everyone wins!
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' I love this plan.
* -What's the downside?
* -Because when we trying to find the key, Will betted his soul and our an eternity of service on the Dutchman.
* -How did you escape?
* -Will's father took the fall for us.
* -Will, we have the chest, we just need to stick to the plan.
* -And maybe save your father as well.
* '''Will Turner:''' Well, the plan's changed.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' (pulls out his sword) Can't let you do that, William. 'Cause if Jones is dead, who's to call his terrible beastie off the hunt, eh?
(Will slowly stands up)
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Now, if you please. The key.
* '''Will Turner:''' (takes Elizabeth's sword) I keep the promises I make, Jack. I intend to free my father. I hope you're here to see it.
* '''James Norrington:'''  (pulls out sword) I can't let you do that either. So sorry.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' I knew you'd warm up to me eventually.
* '''James Norrington:''' Lord Beckett desires the content of that chest. I deliver it, I get my life back.
* -That's probably what he wants you to think, James.
* -He playing you.
* -You know once he gets the chest, he'll kill you, without a second thought. 
* -Yeah. What makes you sure he'll have you stick around?
* '''James Norrington:''' Perhaps bringing in a few wanted pirates with me might changed his mind.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Ah. The dark side of ambition.
* '''James Norrington:''' Oh, I prefer to see it as the promise of redemption.

(Everyone started sword fighting for the key)

* '''Will Turner:''' Guard the chest!
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' No! This is barbaric! This is no way for grown men to... Oh, fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other. That will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirates! (started throwing rocks)
* '''Pintel:''' How'd this go all screwy?
* '''Ragetti:''' Well, each wants the chest for hisself. Mr. Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor, old Jack's looking to trade it, save his own skin; Pooh and his friends to keep thier friends together; then Turner, there, I think he's trying to settle some unresolved business 'twixt him and his twice-cursed pirate father.
* '''Pintel:''' Sad.
*'''Elizabeth Swann:''' This is madness!
*'''Pintel:''' That chest must be worth more than a shiny penny.
*'''Ragetti:''' Terrible temptation.
*'''Pintel:''' If we was any kind of decent, we'd remove temptation from their path.
(Pintel and Ragetti slowly sneak off back to the boat)

* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Enough! Oh. Oh! The heat! (pretends to faint to get their attention but no luck to avail)

(Elizabeth then sees Pintel and Ragetti taking the chest and goes after them. The heroes and men continues to fight until Jack trips and Will grabs the key)

* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Bugger!

(They go around in a circle until Jack takes the key again and runs away. James Norrington knocks Will down and kicks sand in his face)

* '''James Norrington:''' By your leave, Mr. Turner.

(The villains and Dutchman's crew slowly rises from the water and heads towards the buried spot. James chases Jack toward a grassed cemetery and a ruined church where they clashed on the stairs. James takes the key and shoves Jack down the rope of the church's bell; until Will slides up it and takes the key)

* '''Will Turner:''' By your leave, Mr. Norrington.

(The villains looked to see that the chest isn't there)
*-Now where is it?
*-(hears the bell ringing) Over there!
*-After them!
(James manages to corner Will the ruined roof and sword fights him; Jack comes to the roof and takes the key while the other two are distracted until they managed to disarm him)
*'''James Norrington:''' Do excuse me while I kill the man who ruined my life.
*'''Will Turner:''' Be my guest.
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Let us examine that claim for a moment, former commodore, shall we? Who was it, that at the very moment you had a notorious pirate safely behind bars, saw fit to free said pirate and take your dearly beloved all to hisself? Eh? So whose fault is it, really, that you've ended up a rum-pot deckhand what takes orders from pirates?
*'''James Norrington:''' Enough! (strikes but misses Jack until he lands on the ground) Unfortunately, Mr. Turner, he's right! (fights Will in anger)
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' Still rooting for you, mate. (walks off until he falls into a open grave) Oh.
(Will and James fight continues on a now moving water mill even with Jack now stuck. But as soon as he manages to get free, Jack was knocked out the mill by a metal part. Meanwhile with Pintel and Raggeti)
*'''Ragetti:''' We got it! We got it! We got it!
(They suddenly stopped to see Elizabeth in thier way. Elizabeth draws her sword until she forgot Will took her sword. Pintel and Raggeti drops the chest and pulled their swords instead)
*'''Pintel:''' Hello, poppet.
(Both boys goes for Elizabeth until they see water mill going by them and Jack going for it; then they see the villains coming for them)
*- (in Officer Earl's voice) ????, freeze.
*-What?
*-(in Officer Earl's voice) Stay calm and walk toward me slowly.
*-Very slowly.
*-(in Sam Spark's voice) Ugh. Come on. Now, you're acting weird. We're in no mood for this. (hears a growl)
*-There's something big behind us isn't there?
*'''Shaggy Rogers:''' If it was right behind us, you'd say something, right?
*'''Scooby-Doo:''' I don't wanna look. (peeked and saw the Carnataurs staring at them) I looked.
*-And it looks like there not the only ones!
(Suddenly dozen of giants began coming in one by one)
*-Any suggestions?
*-I have just one.
*-What's that?
*'''Rainbow Dash:''' RUN!!!!!
*'''Pintel:''' Come on, run!
(Pintel and Ragetti drops the chest and them and Elizabeth decides they have to fend the monsters off. -Back off it's mine.Meanwhile the fight inside the mill contines until Jack manages to get the key leaving Will and James to spin thier mill. Jack sees one of Jones crewmates taking the chest and running for it; so Jack hit him with a coconut; disocating his head from his body)

* '''Hadras:''' Ugh! Follow my voice. Follow my voice. To the left... no, turn around. Go to the right. No, that's a tree.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Oh, shut it. (slowly opens the chest to see the heart of Davy Jones; then sees the villains and our heroes coming towards him so he takes the heart and puts in his shirt; and closed the chest)

(On the beach, Jack head towards the boat

* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Jar of dirt! (places the heart into the jar until he's ambushed by Koleniko)

(The heroes and villains fight continues to the beach where the mill coming in a rolls over a few people)

* '''Will Turner:''' Right. (trips into the water twice)
* '''Pintel:''' We've got it!

(Pintel and Ragetti are stopped by Will. They tried to draw swords but realized Elizabeth has them so they draw a fishing net and oar instead)

* '''Pintel:''' Come on, Turner!
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Leave him lie! Unless you plan on using him to hit something with.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' We're not getting out of this.
* '''James Norrington:''' Not with the chest. Into the boat.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' You're mad!

* '''James Norrington:''' Don't wait for me.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' I say we respect his final wish.
* '''Pintel:''' Aye!
* '''Hadras:''' Your bravery is wasted. I shall pry the chest away from your cold, dead hands.
* '''James Norrington:''' Here you go! (tosses the chest to Hadras and runs away)
* -Well that was easy.
* '''Hadras:''' Pirates! (turns his head around to a lobster and slowly tries to catch up) Hey!<br />

== Final Battle ==

* '''Will Turner:'''  (waking up to see Elizabeth) What happened to the chest?
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Norrington took it to draw them off.
* '''Pintel:''' You're pulling too hard!
* '''Ragetti:''' You ain't pulling hard enough!
* -What happened back there?
* -What do you think? 
* -Standofff, giant wheel, fish people and giant dinosaurs is what happen!
* '''Gibbs:''' Where's the commodore?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Fell behind.
* -He gave us a head start so we could escape.
* '''Gibbs:''' My prayers be with him. Best not wallow in our grief. The bright side is you're back, and made it off free and clear.
* -I wouldn't count my chickens before they hatch.
* -Yeah, Norrington may have help us for a few minutes, but there's no telling how long the Dutchman will catch up to us.
* -Oh please. We're way ahead.
* -Yeah, like that poor excuse of a ship is just gonna pop out of nowhere.
(Suddenly the Flying Dutchman rose from the sea scaring our heroes)

* -The Dutchman.
* -What was that about us being ahead.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' I'll handle this, mate. Oi, fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli! (falls down the stairs)
* -That's gotta hurt.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Got it! Come to negotiate, eh, have you, you slimy git? Look what I got.

'''[Jack Sparrow]'''

''I got a jar of dirt'' (x2)

''And guess what's inside it?''

* '''Davy Jones:''' Enough!
* -Let see how smug he is at the face of a bombardment.
* -Starboard cannons!

(The Dutchman's starboard mouths open up to ready the cannons)

* -Ready!
* -Uh Jack? 
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Hard to starboard.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Hard to starboard!
* '''Will Turner:''' Brace up the foreyard!
* '''Davy Jones:''' Hard to starboard! Send his beloved Pearl back to the depths.
* '''Pintel:''' She's on us! She's on us!
* '''Davy Jones:''' Let them taste the triple guns.
* '''Ogilvey:''' Aye, Captain.

(Soon the head on the ship started shooting from its triple rotating cannons)

* -At this range, we'll be shot down in an instant.
* '''Nami:''' (feels a wind) Jack, take the helm! Lean the sail pointing south. Usopp and Sanji, right rudder full. Get going!
* -What is it?
* '''Nami:''' A gust is coming. We'll ride it out and move on. If we try to take on the Dutchman head on, we'll end up losing no matter how well we fight.
* -You sure?
* '''Nami:''' Trust me.

(Jack takes the helm and steers the ship heading making it go faster)

* '''Will Turner:''' Make fast!
* '''Pintel:''' Go on, me darling! Show us what you've got! Come on, girl!
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' She's falling behind!
* '''Gibbs:''' Aye. We've got her!
* '''Will Turner:''' We're the faster?
* '''Gibbs:''' Against the wind, the Dutchman beats us. That's how she takes her prey. But with the wind...
* '''Will Turner:''' We rob her advantage.
* '''Gibbs:''' Aye.
* -Looks like were gonna make it after all.
* -Wait.
* -What is it, ????
* -Why do I feel that this scenario seems familiar?
* '''Koleniko:''' We're out of range!
*'''Davy Jones:''' Break off pursuit, run her light and douse canvas!
*'''Maccus:''' We're giving up, sir?
* -Who said anything about giving up?
* -What do you mean?
* -There more than one way to skin a cat.
* -And more than one way for the Dutchman to take down a ship
* '''Captain Hook:''' Summon the beast.
(Bosun started whipping the crew to raise the creature)
* '''Marty (POTC):''' They're giving up!

(Everyone cheered)

* '''Will Turner:''' My father is on that ship.  We can take her. We should turn and fight.
* -Will, I know you want to free your father. But now is not the time!
* -Beside just escape....twice.
* -We'll find a way to free your father...just not by fighting.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' They're right you know. Why fight when you can negotiate? All one needs is the proper leverage.

(Suddenly a large crash comes from under the sea causing Jack to drop the jar)

* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Oh! (searching the sand) Where is it? Where is the thump-thump?
* -What did we hit?
* -We must have hit a reef!
* -There's something bubbling underwater!
* -Wait a minute, did the last ship had....?!?!
* -Oh no.
* '''Will Turner:''' No. It's not a reef! (pulling Elizabeth away) Get away from the rail!
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' What is it?
* -It's the kraken.
* -I'm sorry the what?!?!
* '''Will Turner:''' To arms!
* '''Gibbs:''' Load guns! Defend the mast!
* '''Will Turner:''' It'll attack the starboard. Run out the cannons and hold for my signal!

(The tentacles slowly rise to the ship)

* '''Will Turner:''' Easy, boys!
* -Uh, Will?
* '''Will Turner:''' Steady! Steady.
* -Anytime now.
* '''Will Turner:''' Hold. Hold.
* '''Pintel:''' I think we've held fire long enough.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Will!
* '''Will Turner:''' Fire!

(The cannons shot at the arms as it dives back into the ocean)

* '''Will Turner:''' It'll be back. We have to get off the ship.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' There's no boats.
* -We're sitting ducks!
* -What do we do?
* '''Will Turner:''' Pull the grates. Get all the gunpowder onto the net in the cargo hold!
* -Wait what are we doing?
* -We're going to hold all the gunpower on deck.
* -That way when the kraken grabs it and we light it....
* -The arms will blow up.
* -Exactly. Hurry!
* '''Will Turner:''' (hands Elizabeth a rifle) Whatever you do, don't miss.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' As soon as you're clear.
* -Even it does work, what then?
* -Franky!
* '''Franky:''' Yeah, bro.
* -(hands him a small device) I need you to do me a huge favor.  (whispers in his ear)
* '''Franky:''' You sure?
* -It might be our only hope.
* '''Franky:''' You got it. (runs off)
(The crew started loading all the gunpower into a giant net at the bottom of the ship)
* -We are short-stocked on gunpowder! Six barrels!
* '''Gibbs:''' There's only half a dozen kegs of powder!
* -That won't be enough to even dent that beast.
* -We have to think of something.
* -Well what else is combustible?
* -What about the root beer we have stocked?
* -With enough fire, yes. Why?
* '''Will Turner:''' Then load the root beer then.
(Everyone stared at Gibbs for the moment)
* '''Gibbs:''' Aye, the root beer too.
(Everyone moans as the load the other barrels to the gunpowder. While ripples in the water comes towards the Pearl, Jack manages to flee in the only longboat and rows towards land)
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' (handing a gun to Cotton) Step to! (sees Jack running away) Oh, you coward.
* -Elizabeth, what is it?
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Jack's running away.
* -What?
(Suddenly a large bump hits the bottom of the ship)

* '''Marty (POTC):''' Not good.
* -So not good.
* -BRACE FOR IMPACT!!!!

(Kraken tentacles started bursting through the cannon holes wrecking everything the way)

* '''Will Turner:''' Haul away!
* '''Gibbs:''' Heave! Heave like you're being paid for it!
* '''Marty (POTC):''' Put your backs into it!

(The men starts to lift the barrels on deck as the tentacles continues pouring in. In the middle of the ocean, Jack stops rowing and look towards the island and his attacked ship. Uncertain what to do, he looks at the compass and see what he wants most with a stunning shock)

* '''Gibbs:''' I got you! I got you!
* '''Pirate 5:''' Don't let me go!
* '''Gibbs:''' I won't let you go!
* '''Pirate 5:''' Save me!
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Clear?
* '''Will Turner:''' Higher! Higher!
* -LOOK OUT!!!

(A tentacle smashes the rotation device as it stuck in midair with Will holding on to it)

* '''Will Turner:''' Here! Come on! Come and get me. I'm over here! Come on!

(Soon the kraken gets a tentacle in the net but Will's leg gets caught in it)

* '''Will Turner:''' Shoot! Elizabeth, shoot!

(Elizabeth starts to aim carefully until she grabbed by a tentacle coming from the captain's quarters)

* -ELIZABETH!!!

(Ragetti cuts the arm free Elizabeth. But loses the gun seeing it's now on top. She goes to get it but a leg is on the gun. She looks up to Jack Sparrow return to the ship)

* -You came back.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Don't push it.

(Jack aims the gun and the barrels as Will manages to cut himself free)

* -FIRE!!! 

(Jack, and our heroes manages to shoot enough fire to burn the tentacles on the kraken as it dives back in the sea)<br />

== Elizabeth's Choice ==

* '''Marty (POTC):''' Did we kill it?
* '''Gibbs:''' No. We just made it angry. We're not out of this yet.
* -What do we do now?
* -We have no other boats.
* -And where in world is Franky?
* '''Franky:''' YO!!!!! OVER HERE!!!!
* -Is that?
* '''Monkey D. Luffy:''' SUNNY!!!!
* -You came through.
* -Wait, you planned this.
* -Exactly. We knew the kraken well keep going for the ship no matter where we went.
* -So, we teleported Franky to bring his ship over so we could escape.
* -Not exactly how I thought but nice work.
* '''Gibbs:''' Captain, orders!
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Abandon ship. Into the other boat.
* '''Gibbs:''' Jack. The Pearl.
* -You just got it back.
* -If you abandon it again, there won't be a second chance you'll get it back again.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' She's only a ship, mate.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' He's right. We have to head for land.
* '''Pintel:''' It's a lot of open water.
* '''Ragetti:''' It's a lot of water.
* '''Will Turner:''' We have to try. We can get away as it takes down the Pearl.
* '''Gibbs:''' Abandon ship. Abandon ship or abandon hope.
* -Ok.
* -Get to the Sunny.
* -Take the injured to Chopper medical room.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' I'll be right back.
* -Where are you going.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' I think I forgot something
* '''Piglet;''' I'll go with you
* '''Tigger:''' Hey wait for Tigger.
* '''Rabbit:''' Oh.
* '''Eeyore:''' Might as well go with you.

(Everyone heads out taking many injured crewmates, heroes left. leaving Jack and Elizabeth left)

* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' Thank you, Jack.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' We're not free yet, love.
* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' You came back. I always knew you were a good man.

(Everyone makes to the other ship. As Will was about to cross, he sees Elizabeth kissing Jack)

* '''Gibbs:''' Prepare to cast off. There's no time to lose. Come on, Will. Step to!

(Below deck)

(The mysterious figure holds its hands up like a heart)

* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' What are you doing?
*'''Mysterious Figure:''' I'm sorry about this. Love-Love Beam.

(Above deck, Elizabeth continues kissing Jack until suddenly she chains Jack the mast)

* '''Elizabeth Swann:''' It's after you, not the ship. It's not us. This is the only way, don't you see? I'm not sorry.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Pirate.

(Elizabeth leaves and heads towards the other boat)
*'''Will Turner:''' Where's Jack?
*'''Elizabeth Swann:''' He elected to stay behind to give us a chance.
* -What?
* -He can't be serious.
*'''Elizabeth Swann:''' Do you us to waste this chance?
* -Well, I guess not.
*'''Elizabeth Swann:''' Go!
*'''Jack Sparrow:''' (tries to break free) Bugger. Bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger, bugger! (hears the rumbling)
* -Wait, where's Pooh Bear?
* -Piglet!
* -Tigger!
* -Rabbit!
* -Eeyore!
* -Where are you guys!
* -They were here a second ago.
* -Unless....
* -(shocked) Don't tell me.
* -Oh no.
* '''Rabbit:''' Jack?!? What are you still doing here?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' I could ask you the same thing?
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' One minute we were getting something.
* '''Piglet:''' The next we were frozen for a few minutes and now Luffy's ship is gone.
* '''Eeyore:''' What happen to you?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' It would seem that Ms. Swann finally became a pirate.
* '''Rabbit:'''  She did this to you?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Apparently so.
* '''Tigger:''' (hears rumbling) What's that?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' The beast. Get me out of here!
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Try this. (throws his honey on the chain make Jack's hand slip through)
(Jack slowly looks behind him as he sees the kraken roars and slimes him and our heroes)

* '''Tigger;''' Yuck.
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Not so bad. (sees his hat) Oh. (cleans it up a bit) You what's gonna happen next right.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' We do.
* '''Eeyore:''' We're not going to enjoy this are we?
* '''Rabbit:''' Apparently not.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' As long as our friends are safe, they can live to fight another day. 
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' At least we go down a real pirates. Espically, you my yellow. Perhaps a captain one day.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' You mean it? Me a pirate captain?
* '''Jack Sparrow:''' Every word. That being said. (dons his hat) Hello, beastie.

(The heroes took a last stance as the Kraken them and the Pearl down the bottom of the sea. On the Thousand Sunny, our heroes started in despair at their 6 friends final sacrifice. In the distance, Davy Jones started at the kraken finishes the job on the Pearl and its captain)
*'''Davy Jones:''' Jack Sparrow. Our debt is settled
*-The captain goes down with his ship.
*'''Maccus:''' Turns out not even Jack Sparrow can best the devil.
*-And with it to boot, Pooh and his friends are out of our plans forever.
*-What about the rest of them?
*-Leave 'em. Without Pooh to help guide them, they probably lost the will to fight.
*'''Davy Jones:''' Open the chest.
* -Sir?
* -Are you sure about that?
*'''Davy Jones:''' Open the chest. I need to see it. (slowly opens the chest and see a furious shock) Curse you, JACK SPARROW!!!!
* -What is going on?
* -The heart of Davy Jones...
* -Is gone.
* -What do you mean, it's gone?
* -It's just not there.
* -Well, if those heroes don't have it....
* -And we don't have it.
* -Who does?

(At Port Royal)

*'''Mercer:''' The last of our ships is returned.
*'''Lord Beckett:''' Is there any news on the chest?
*'''Mercer:''' None. But one of the ships did pick up a man adrift at sea. He had these.
*'''James Norrington:''' I took the liberty of filling in my name.
*'''Lord Beckett:''' If you intend to claim these, then you must have something to trade. Do you have the compass?
*'''James Norrington:''' Better. (places a small bag on the table that's moving) The heart of Davy Jones.

== Charting a course to World's End ==
(Across the canal to Tia Dalma place, the people there hum and hold candle to mourn the lost of the heroes lost companions)
* '''Tia Dalma:''' (handing out drinks) Against the cold...and the sorrow. (to Will) It's a shame. I know you're thinking that with the Pearl you could have captured the devil and set free your father's soul. 
* '''Will Turner:''' Doesn't matter now. The Pearl is gone, along with its captain.
* '''Gibbs:''' Aye. And already the world seems a bit less bright. He fooled us all right till the end, but I guess that honest streak finally won out.
* -Yeah.
* -A toast then?
* '''Gibbs:''' To Jack Sparrow.
* '''Ragetti:''' Never another like Captain Jack.
* '''Pintel:''' He was a gentleman of fortune, he was.
* -A pirate he was, but also our friend.
* -A crook he was, but at least a  honest one.
* '''Elizabeth:''' He was a good man.
* -Best one that could be.
* -To Captain Jack Sparrow, the greatest pirate captain who ever lived.
*-And to our lost friends.
*-Even though they make look small, they had big hearts in them.
*'''Monkey D. Luffy:''' Yeah, and Pooh Bear, was at least the kind of person to have as a brother.
*'''Ash Ketchum:''' Yeah, we know how you feel.
*-If it wasn't for them, we wouldn't be here.
* -If only we could bring them back.
*'''Will Turner:''' If there was anything could be done to bring them back...Elizabeth.
* '''Tia Dalma:''' Would you do it? Hm? What would you...Hmm? What would any of you be willing to do, hmm? Would you sail to the ends of the Earth and beyond to fetch back witty Jack and him precious Pearl?
* '''Gibbs:''' Aye.
* '''Pintel:''' Aye.
* '''Ragetti: Aye.'''
* '''Cotton's Parrot:''' Aye.
* '''Swann:''' Yes.
* '''Will Turner:''' Aye.
*'''Tia Dalma:''' And you? Would you follow them to save your friends from a fate far worse than death?
* -It means to save our friends, Jack and the Pearl, we'll do it.
* -By any means nessceary.
* '''Tia Dalma:''' All right. But if you go and brave the weird and haunted shores at world's end...then you will need a captain who knows those waters.
* -But that's impossible.
* -Yeah. Who or what kind of captain would be brave enough to lead us to venture into the world beyond the grave.

(Suddenly, a mysterious person comes down the stair making everyone surprised to see again)

* -(Cindy VO): I don't believe it.
* -(Sheen VO): It can't be.
* -(Jimmy VO) But it is.
* -(Carl VO) It's....
* -You.
* '''Barbossa:''' So tell me, what's become of my ship? (bites apple and laughs)
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