Pooh's Adventures of Pinocchio and the Emperor of the Night/Transcript

Prologue: Mewtwo recreates the Gummiphone/New Mission[edit | edit source]

(Scene: Command Center)

Alpha 5: Uh-oh. Incoming.
Pooh and Pals: Whoa!
Rabbit: Hey. Hey, fellas.
Mewtwo: It appears the Gummiphone's malfunctioned.
Rabbit: Oh. Welcome, homeboys. What brings you to the hood?
Tigger: Too much TV. (laughter)
Zordon: I command your latest invention, Mewtwo. Not only have you recreated Sora's Gummiphone, but you've also tapped into the Command Center's teleportation unit. With proper adjustments, it will allow you to teleport here in an emergency. But until Alpha can reprogram it, it will serve as a 2-way communication link between the Command Center and each other from wherever you are.
Mewtwo: Thank you, Zordon.
Alpha 5: Hmm, this is easy. I just have to reflux the-- Uh-oh. No! No, no, stop! No, no! Oh! Aye-Yi-Yi-Yi-Yi-Yi! Oh, oh, oh! Hey! Oh, no! Oh! Aah! Aah! No, no, no, no, no, no!
Pooh and Pals: (laughter)

(Scene: Koopa Castle)

Kamek (OS): She made it, Boss. I don't get it. Look Sire, I know what you're thinking, But I don't know nothin' about this. We set them up for good, but it seems The Emperor of Night and Puppetino have failed us.
Bowser (OS): Kamek.
Kamek: Uh-huh.
Bowser: You do not expect that the little daughter of my hated rival responsible for my exile and imprisonment is still alive, and has joined with the chosen ones, because she fell in love with my former "friend," Mewtwo.
Kamek: You want us to extract her Pure Heart crystal like you, Zedd, Facilier, and Hades did with that little sailor scout for the resurrection of the Sovereign?
Bowser: Kamek. Kamek.
Kamek: Uh-huh.
Bowser: That is no way to treat an old friend. Friends must be handled In a friendly and businesslike way. What we did to that little girl was a personal vendetta to give those Women responsible for the death of my stepmother where it hurts the most. Changing the subject, it is time for those Chosen Ones and I to see each other's faces. Which reminds me. Junior already gave me the coordinates for the Ice Kingdom.
Kamek: The Ice Kingdom?
Bowser: That's right, it's where we're going to find the Super Star. Gather the troops and get me Team Rocket.
Kamek: Sure, Boss.

(doors open)

Bowser: Jessie?
Jessie: Uh.
Bowser: James.
James: Uh.
Bowser: Meowth.
Meowth: (whimpers)
Bowser: Got a little riddle for ya. How do you kill a god?
James: [sounds assertive at first] I do not... know.
Jessie: Is it a tricky response?
Meowth: You can't... they're immortal?
Bowser: Bingo, they're immortal. So, the first thing we gotta do is steal the Super Star. Once I used it, the Mushroom Kingdom will be first and then I have what was in store for the Grand Finale....Angel Grove!