Pooh's Adventures of Looney Tunes: Back in Action/Transcript

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Script

Prologue/Daffy lost his Job

(The Movie starts when A Origin Looney Tunes scene)

Elmer Fudd: Be very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits. (laughs)

Daffy Duck: I am a duck bent on self-preservationum.

Elmer Fudd: Say your prayers, rabbit. It's rabbit season.

Bugs Bunny: Duck season.

Daffy Duck: Rabbit season.

Bugs Bunny: Duck season.

Daffy Duck: Rabbit season!

Bugs Bunny: Rabbit season.

Daffy Duck: Duck season! Fire!

(Than Elmer Fudd just shot Daffy few times in a role)

Daffy Duck: Hold everything. [Switch to live-action backdrop with animated characters from that point on] "Daffy gets blasted."Page 7: "Daffy gets blasted."Page 8: "Daffy gets blasted again!" I got nothing! What's the matter with you people? We can't do this kind of stuff anymore. Brothers Warner...show biz legends like me shouldn't have to play stooge... to that long-eared, carrot-chomping, overbite-challenged--

(Bugs Bunny comes in)

Bugs Bunny: What's up, doc? Bobby, how's the wife? Great nose job, Chuck. Thanks, girls. Good rug, Mel. Never would have guessed. Pardon me.

Daffy Duck: The pleasure is mine.

Bugs Bunny: Fellas, I think Daff's right. Maybe I'll take a vacation. Go visit my 542 nieces and nephews.

Kate Houghton: Mr. Duck, excuse me, I'm sorry. I don't see how we can have a Bugs Bunny movie without Bugs Bunny.

Daffy Duck: (Walks to her) Oh, my heavens, no. You couldn't have a movie without Bugs Bunny. If you don't mind me asking, whose glorified personal assistant are you?

Kate Houghton: Kate Houghton, Vice President, Comedy.

Daffy Duck: Right.

Brother Warner 1#: Kate did Lethal Weapon Babies.

Brother Warner 2#: Finally, a Lethal Weapon that I can take my grandchildren to.

Kate Houghton: Gentlemen, check your phones. Our latest research shows that Bugs Bunny is a core asset... that appeals to male and female, young and old throughout the universe... while your fan base is limited to angry fat guys in basements.

Daffy Duck: Yeah, but... Come on, fellas, I'm thrice the entertainer the rabbit is! (Bugs just burp and the people laugh) Fine, it's hilarious... but moviegoers these days demand action heroes, like me! (He did some fighting moves) Top that, rabbit. (Than Bugs, just pop Daffy eyes out) So, it has come to this, has it? I'm afraid the Brothers Warner must choose... between a handsome matinee idol... or this miscreant perpetrator of low burlesque.

Brother Warner 2#: Whichever one's not the duck.

Daffy Duck: (gasps) Hey? That's the stuff from my office.

Brother Warner 1#: You don't have an office.

Brother Warner 2#: Not anymore.

Daffy Duck: Symbolically, this is bad. Please, brother. Other brother? Icy she-wolf? Help me, please. I'm too moist and tender to retire.

Kate Houghton: (She grabs Daffy Duck) Let me escort you out.

Daffy Duck: Wait!I haven't tried toadying, kowtowing, or butt-kissing yet. I'm still begging here!

Bugs Bunny: (Sighs)

(Mean while DJ (whom Pooh, Tigger, and their friends with him) is doing his apply from a role)

DJ: Freeze!

(He jump from the second floor and throw the food on those two)

Pooh: Are you alright, DJ?

DJ: I'm fine. Can I try that again?

Man: No, thank you. We'll call you.

Misty: So much for being a stuntman.

Vulture#1: No kidding.

DJ: Sir?

Chef Officer: Hey, D.J. How did your tryout go?

DJ: Well, let's see. I can say I made an impression.

Chef Officer: Your father can get you a job anytime he wants to.

DJ: I know, but I don't want that. I'd really rather earn it, sir.

Chef Officer: Mr. Warner mentioned you this morning.

DJ: He did? What did he say?

Chef Officer: He said don't forget the TurtleWax.

The Duck Chase/DJ gets fired

(Later that day)

Ash: Well, at least we get to see our old friends, Bugs Bunny and others Looney Tunes.

Skipper: You got that right Ash.

Tigger: Say, how are Jaden Yuki and Jeffrey Dragonheart doing anyway?

Skipper: They're doing just fine, Tigger.

Piglet: I hope we get to see them agaian soon. I miss Xion already.

Mickey Mouse: Aw, don't worry, Piglet. I'm sure you'll get to see them again soon.

Pooh: I guess it wouldn't hurt to get them some souvenirs.

Rabbit: Why Pooh-bare, I believe that's a very smart idea.

Pooh: I'm so glad you liked it. (giggles) Whatever, it was.

(The Daffy, Bugs and Kate comes in)

Daffy Duck: What about animation? I could do cartoons. Dead duck walking.

DJ: Morning, Mr. Bunny.

Daffy Duck: Very hot now. And I do voices. Listen.

Kate Houghton: Excuse me.

Daffy Duck: "Fetch the stick, boy.""What a maroon." "You can't handle the truth." Some grip, lady.

Kate Houghton: I need you to eject this duck.

The Genie: But ma'am, this is Daffy Duck.

Daffy Duck: Exactly.

Kate Houghton: Not anymore. We own the name.

Daffy Duck: Yeah? You can't stop me from calling myself... What do you know?

DJ: You fired Daffy Duck?

Kate Houghton: No, I didn't. I did. They did.

(While DJ and Kate talking, Bugs help Daffy free him by holding Kate's hand. As Daffy frees, he runs off without noticing)

DJ: You just were following orders.

Kate Houghton: You know what? You don't know me.

DJ: You're Kate Houghton, you're the VP of Comedy. Go figure. You drive a red 1988 Alfa Romeo. Good engine. Little under-driven. I know this because you nearly ran me over last week. Anyway, about that duck, you want me to get rid of him still?

Kate Houghton: Huh?

DJ: (Making Duck noices)

Kate Houghton: Duck, yes. Eject the duck, please.

Kronk Pepikrankenitz: Actually he can't do that.

Kate Houghton: Why not?

DJ: He's gone.

Kate Houghton: What are you waiting for, backup?

DJ: Ho oh! (He walks off)

Donald Duck: Now, what do we do?

Zazu: It'll be a lot easier if we split up and check out the rest of the studio tour.

Jiminy Cricket: Okay Zazu, Pooh, Piglet, Tigger, Genie, the Penguins and I will go with DJ and get Daffy.

Brock: And the rest of us will stay with Miss Houghton and Bugs so they could give us the tour.

Skipper: Alright, men, let's move out.

Genie: In case, emergency, the exits are here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet! We're goooiiinnnnggg!!! (The carpet takes off)

DJ: Daffy!

Girl:(Voices) Look, mommy, there's Daffy!

Daffy: Shabby job so far, constable. Quick! After me!

Tigger: After that duck!

(They start chacing Daffy)

• DJ: Daffy, stop!
• Daffy Duck: Cut him off at the pass, boys. All units in pursuit of little black duck. (Then Daffy went throw that painting set, but the others just cut it throw) Well, that's just cheating.

(They still chacing throw New York set, and run to the top of a building)

• Daffy Duck: Don't follow me.

(Once they walked throw that door, they fall from a building)

• Director Guy: That's not right. Cut! Cut!
• Daffy Duck: That's lunch, everybody!

• Director Guy: That airbag cost a lot of money.
• DJ: I'm okay. Good morning. Batman, you good? All right.
• Tigger: Hm, I wonder if this is where they're making the new Batman/Superman movie?
• Genie: Sure, you know all about the dark sleazly underbelly of this steamy city of sin.
• Tigger: That's not what I'm talking about, Genie.
• Genie: (chuckles) Oh. They're serious.
• Kowalski: Hate to bother you too but we should keep an eye out for Daffy.
• Skipper: Good plan, Kowalski. Where is he?
• Kowlaski: I have no idea.
• Skipper: Well, let's just keep it under raft until you...
• Jiminy Cricket: Hey, there he goes!
• Daffy Duck: My chariot awaits. Yes! Bat-lights. Bat-conditioning. Bat-stereo. To the Duck Cave.
• Piglet: Uh D.J, Daffy is in the Batmobile.
• DJ: Now what are you doing? Stay away from that Batmobile! (He grab Daffy)
• Tigger: What were you trying to do?
• Daffy Duck: I'm allowed to steal. I'm a celebrity.
• DJ: Tell it to the judge!
• Daffy Duck: Feeling pretty good about yourself?
• DJ: I am.
• Daffy Duck: You bested that dastardly duck?
• DJ: I did.
• Daffy Duck: You're gonna offer your catch to the pretty executive?
• DJ: Indeed.
• (Then the Batmobile crash to the water tower)
• DJ: Miss Houghton!
• Genie: Here's your duck.
• (Then tower coming down)
• Goofy: Uh, fellas.
• Tigger: What?
• Ash: Behind you.
• (They looked and they saw the towel coming down)
• Tigger: Look out! We're under attack!
• (They got all wet)
• Bugs Bunny: What do you know? I found Nemo.
• Rabbit: Well, that's what I call falling water.
• Misty: I'm soaked!
• Ash: Me too.
• Eeyore: That happens when you've been in the water a long time.
• (As DJ was safe from the fall of the Water Tower, Kate is very mad of him for let Daffy get away of it and also get her all wet too)
• Daffy Duck: I think she likes you.
• DJ: Oops!
• Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.
• Jiminy Cricket: You bet you'll find trouble.
• Chef Officer: (He rips hid DJ's bags from his shirt) Your father would be so ashamed of you. (Then DJ give his Officer shirt to the Chef)
• (Then D.J (with The Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kolwalski, Rico, and Private), Jiminy Cricket, Tigger, Pooh, Piglet and Genie) left the studio)
• DJ: But I was... It was...

The New Co-Star/The Blue Monkey

(Meanwhile at some kind of restrunt, theres some a lot of Looney Tunes are eating their, and Bugs Bunny and Kate Houghton(whom Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Togepi, Brock, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy)are eating lunch)

Porky Pig: At first, they told me to lose the stutter. Now they tell me I'm not funny. It's a pain in the butt being politically correct.

Speedy Gonzales: You're telling me.

Shaggy: What kind of performance do you call that? You made me sound like a total space cadet, man.

French man: I'm sorry you feel that way. I was trying to be real to your character.

Shaggy: If you, like, goof on me in the sequel, I'm coming after you.

Scooby-Doo: And I'll give you a Scooby Snack!

Goofy: Gawrsh, how will finish this movie Kate?

Kate: There are some areas of the script I think we need to address. There's no heart, no cooperation, nobody learns anything.

Bugs Bunny: Daffy learns not to stick his head in a jet engine.

Kronk Pepikrankenitz: But he's gone Bugs.

Bugs Bunny: Daffy always comes back. I just tell him how much I need him. We hug, we cry, I drop something heavy on him, I laugh.

• Kate Houghton: The duck is history, okay? So the question is... how can I help you reposition your brand identity? Answer: We team you up with a hot female co-star.
• Donald Duck: A-ha! I know someone who is.
• Misty: Who?
• Donald Duck: Like you Misty.
• Misty: DON'T TALK ABOUT ME LIKE THAT DONALD!
• Donald, Kate was talking about someone who's older.
• Zazu: And it's probably best to leave the younger ones out of this.
• Donald Duck: Aw, phooey, I was only trying to help.
• Mickey Mouse: Yeah, well, better luck next time, Donald.
• Bugs Bunny: Actually...(He turns into a female) I play the female love interest.
• Kate Houghton: About the cross-dressing thing? In the past, funny. Today, disturbing.
• Bugs Bunny: Lady, if you don't find a rabbit with lipstick amusing... you and I have nothing to say to each other.
• Kate Houghton: Look, I'm trying to be nice... but I was brought in to leverage your synergy...and I am not going to let you or some wacky duck--
• Bugs Bunny: Daffy.
• Kate Houghton: Wacky, daffy, nutty, fruitcake, crispy over rice, it doesn't matter.
• Bugs Bunny: (Then he bring his awols ) Well, these matter. (Then he brings up his Hollywood Star) And this. And they say we get Daffy back. Right, boys?

(The his Arowls says "We want Daffy Back")

• Brock: Things are gonna be tough without Daffy around.
• Buzzie: Yeah, so what we're gonna do?
• Flaps: I don't know. Hey, now, don't start that again!
• (Meanwhile at DJ (with The Penguins of Madagascar (Skipper, Kolwalski, Rico, and Private), Jiminy Cricket, Tigger, Pooh, Piglet and Genie) came home at DJ's place)
• Granny: Little Damian.
• DJ: Hey, Granny. Hi, Tweety.
• Tweety: How was work today?
• DJ: Eventful.
• Granny: What a nice young man.
• (Everyone went inside)
• Tigger: Wow, that's a nice place you got DJ.
• Jiminy Cricket: I agree what do you guys think?
• Rico: Oh, Meow-Meows.