Pooh's Adventures of Honey, I Blew Up the Kid/Transcript
Opening/Reuniting with the Szalinskis/Meet baby Adam/Amy Goes to College[edit | edit source]
???: Good morning, folks. How you doing?
???: Morning, Ozzie.
???: Morning, Ozzie.
Jogger: I hear he's some kind of inventor.
Diane: Nick, breakfast. Nick.
Nick: I'm coming.
Fred Rogers: (on TV) 🎵 Your hands are getting bigger now, Your arms and legs are longer now, You even sense your insides grow when Mom and Dad...🎶
Diane: Wayne.
Wayne: Yeah, honey?
Diane: Where's the baby?
Wayne: He's in the playpen.
Diane: He gets out of the playpen.
Wayne: No, I fixed it.
Diane: Sweetheart, I hate to remind you, but the last time you fixed the playpen...he still got out of it.
Wayne: Well, he won't get out this time. Hiya. Will you, big buddy, huh? I'm certainly capable of fixing a playpen, aren't I? You're just a little baby, after all.
Adam: Your hat?
Wayne: It's my helmet.
Adam: New one?
Wayne: Yeah, it's a new one. See, it shaves me. See that?
Diane: There. Amy, it's decided. I'm going with you. Period.
Amy: Mom, in the first place, I'm not the first girl who has ever gone... ...away to college.
Diane: And in the second place, we're...
Amy: Mom.
Diane: Excuse me. Amy, I'm gonna help you get settled in. That's it.
Pooh Bear: Hello, Wayne and Diane. Hello, Amy. And hello, Nick. Remember us?
Wayne: Of course, I remember you guys.
Nick: How can I not remember you, guys?
Rabbit: Nick, my how you're grown, son.
Mushu: Yeah, Nick. You've got big.
Nick: (nods) Uh-huh. I've missed you guys.
[Pikachu runs inside]
Pikachu: Pika Pika!
Ash Ketchum: Amy! It's Ash!
Amy: (happily) Ash! Pikachu! Boy, I'm so happy to see you guys. (hugs them both) You guys are just in time to say goodbye to me.
Misty: Really? Why's that, Amy?
Amy: Because I'm going to college and my mom's gonna drop me off.
Rabbit: My goodness, Amy. You're a grown young lady.
Amy: You're right, Rabbit. I am. Would you guys do me a favor?
Tigger: Why, sure, Amy. Anything.
Amy: Take care of Nick and Adam for me while I'm gone.
Pooh Bear: Certainly, Amy.
Brock: 😍 Anything for you, Amy!
[Misty seizes Brock by the ear]
Misty: And it looks like someone needs to take care of you!!!
Tigger: (surprised) Say, who's Adam?
Nick: Our 2 year old little brother. He was born two years ago while you guys were gone.
Diane: Yes, the reason why we moved to Nevada it was because we wanted to live in a bigger house before the new baby arrives.
Rabbit: Why, that's wonderful.
Misty: We're sure you'll do great in college, Amy.
Amy: Thanks, Misty. That's very nice of you to say that.
Pooh Bear: I'm sure Nick and Adam will do fine at home while you're gone, Amy.
Ash Ketchum: Yep, we'll do anything to keep two of your brothers company.
Amy: Yeah, I'm sure gonna miss you guys so much. (hugs Ash)
Ash Ketchum: Me too, Amy. We're all gonna miss you too.
Pikachu: Pika.
(Amy hugs Pooh Bear and the others.)
Wayne: Want a noise?
Adam: Noise?
Wayne: Yeah, yeah, I want to hear a noise. This one?
Adam: Yeah.
Wayne: Now, this time... This one.
Adam: Okay. Hear it?
Wayne: Yep, I heard it.
Adam: More?
(Pooh Bear and his friends come in.)
Pooh Bear: So, this is Adam.
Wayne: Yep, it is, Adam. Adam, can you say "Hi." to Pooh Bear, Ash and the others?
Adam: Hi, Pooh Bear.
Pooh Bear: Hello, Adam.
Adam: Hi, Ash.
Ash Ketchum: Hi, Adam.
Pikachu: Pika. Pikachu.
Adam: Yellow mouse.
Ash Ketchum: This is Pikachu. This is Brock and Misty.
Adam: Hi, Misty. Hi, Brock.
Brock: Hi, Adam.
Misty: Hi, Adam.
(Adam is about to touch Pikachu's cheeks and Ash stopped him)
Ash Ketchum; (gently) Uh-uh-uh, please don't touch his cheeks, Adam.
Adam: Why not?
Ash Ketchum: Because he has volts of electricity stored in his cheeks.
Adam: Okay, Ash.
Misty: Aww, he's so cute, Wayne.
Wayne; Isn't he?
Adam: (see's Togepi) Egg.
Misty: Yeah, Adam. This is Togepi.
Adam: Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, Eeyore.
Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
Piglet: Adam really knows our names.
Rabbit: (chuckles) Yes.
Tigger: Have you read Adam our stories, Wayne?
Wayne: You bet I did, Tigger.
Adam: (see's the others) Lions, meerkat, piggy, cricket, birdies, dinosaurs, sponge, starfish, lobster, squid, dragon, squirrel, penguins and alligator.
Jiminy Cricket; (chuckles) Cute little fella. Can you say "Jiminy?"
Adam: Jiminy.
(Pooh Bear and the others laugh seeing how adorable Adam is. Adam see's the Pokeballs.)
Adam: Red and white balls.
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, they're called Pokeballs.
Adam: Pokeballs.
(Adam picks up the Pokeball and tries to throw one and Ash stops him.)
Ash Ketchum: Uh-uh, Adam. Our Pokeballs are not toys and they're not for you to play with. Understand?
Adam: Yeah. Sorry, Ash.
Ash Ketchum: That's okay, Adam. No harm, no foul.
Nick: Sure. Mom, let's say you were a girl.
Diane: I think I can visualize it.
Nick: Would you think I was a nerd? Just by looking at me, I mean.
Amy: It's a rhetorical question, Mom. It doesn't require an answer.
Diane: Am I any girl in particular?
Nick: No. Just a girl I might, I don't know, ask to go to the movies or something.
Diane: Nicky, you are turning into a very handsome young man. You're gonna be just like your dad.
Wayne: Honey... ...can you help me adjust this servo regulator?
Diane: Now, if you and Nicky want to get out by yourselves while I'm gone...the baby-sitter's number's in the kitchen.
Wayne: What's with him?
Diane: I think there's a girl.
Wayne: Nick? Our Nick?
Diane: You know, he's growing up, in case you haven't noticed.
[Adam drops Nick's guitar and steps on it.]
Ash Ketchum: Huh? What was that?
[Nick catches his little brother Adam playing with his guitar in his room]
Adam: Uh-oh.
[Nick screams]
Adam: I'll fix it.
[Nick lunges at Adam]
Nick: I'll fix you, you little punk!
[But Diane intervenes]
Diane: Nick, stop. (sternly) Adam, no.
Adam: Sorry, Mama.
Diane: Yes, I should hope so. Come on.
Nick: Oh, man.
Diane: You're getting to be a big boy.
Wayne: How do you keep getting out of there, anyway?
Diane: I think maybe we should forget about the playpen idea.
Wayne: I said I could fix it. I'm not stupid.
Diane: I never said you were stupid.
Amy: Taxi's here.
Brock: (lovestruck) Allow me to escort you to your ride, Amy...while I hold your hand!
Nick: So what's for breakfast? Anything good?
Wayne: Mmm, fantastic. The taxi's gonna take Mommy to the airport. And then Mommy's gonna show Amy her new room at school. Hopefully they'll tire him out at day care. So when I get home, he'll take a late nap.
Adam: No nap.
Diane: Honey...we don't say the 'n' word around two-year-olds.
Wayne: Adam.
Adam: Colored car.
Diane: Okay, now, Adam's lunch...is in the freezer... Adam. - And I put the baby-sitter's...number on the refrigerator. Is there something I'm forgetting? I'm sure I'm forgetting some...
Wayne: Diane, Diane, relax. Don't you think I can handle things around here?
Diane: Of course you can, honey. Break it up, guys.
Amy: Don't worry, Dad. She'll get there, realize there's nothing to do... ...turn around, and come right back. Bye. Bye, Nick.
Diane: Come on, Amy. We gotta get going. Oh. Don't forget to drop Nick and Adam off on your way to work.
Wayne: Gosh, the time. I got to get you to work. I got a big test today.
Diane: Bye.
Adam: Bye-bye, Mama!
Meet Dr. Hendrickson/Nick's Job/Meet Mandy Park[edit | edit source]
Wayne: Come on. Come on. Come on. Come on. You can do it. Atta girl.
Intercom: Szalinski test number 1277. Crystal Group 5.
???: Shouldn't we wait for Szalinski?
???: Maybe this will teach him to be here on time.
???: Szalinski isn't running the show. I am. This better work this time, so concentrate.
Computer Voice: Ten seconds. Nine, eight, seven, six, five... ...four, three, two, one, zero.
Wayne: Here. Sorry, everybody. There were some large cumulonimbus clouds blocking the sun, and I-I lost power. And my son got a job for the summer... Wet and Wild. I had to drop him off. What's that stuff on your face? Oh, excuse me, Dr Hendrickson?
Dr. Hendrickson: I'm sick and tired of this.
???: Now, we have had some success replicating Szalinski's experiments...shrinking matter. But reversing the process, enlarging matter...has seen us run up one blind alley after another.
Dr. Hendrickson: Clifford Sterling demands results. His board of directors demands results, the United States government...demands results...and as project director, I... -
Wayne: Excuse me, Dr Hendrickson.
Dr. Hendrickson: I beg your pardon, Wayne. As project co-director, I intend to deliver results.
Wayne: L-I've been doing some work on my own on the problem, sir.
Dr. Hendrickson: Yes, Wayne. I think you'll find if you look at these calculations... Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne. When you licensed your device to Sterling Labs, you were promised...that the finest minds in the country would be working on it, and they are. I know that, sir. (Mumbles) And as for those three idiots I've hired, they have better have some important and useful information that I have been searching for.
[We now switch to the scene at Wet and Wild where Nick is at his job. Pooh Bear, Ash and friends are with him that day while Brock flirts with pretty girls there. Nick looks at a pretty girl named Mandy coming down the water slide.)
Ash Ketchum: Nick, what's wrong?
Nick: Nothing, Ash.
Pooh Bear: Who's that, Nick?
Nick: That's Mandy.
Brock: Gee, she's really pretty.
Nick: Would you guys like to meet her?
Timon: Yeah, we love to!
(Nick, Pooh Bear and the others go out the gate.)
Nick: Mandy?
Mandy: Yeah, Rick?
Nick: Nick.
Mandy: Nick.
Pooh Bear: Why, hello there, Miss.
Mandy: Oh, hi there. Who are you guys?
Pooh Bear: We're friends of Nick.
Piglet: Why you must be Mandy.
Mandy: Uh-huh.
Pooh Bear: Anyway, I'm Winnie the Pooh and this is Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore.
Eeyore: Thanks for noticing me.
Rabbit: Nice to meet you, young lady.
Ash Ketchum: My name is Ash and this is my partner Pikachu.
Misty: My name is Misty and this is Togepi.
Brock: (lovestruck) I'm in heaven! My name is Brock and I must say that a lovely name like yours must suit a lovely young lady like you. And if you're not too busy, maybe we can go for a swim and —
[Before Brock can continue, Misty yanks him by the ear and drags him away]
Misty: Cool it, Romeo before you get all wet!
Ash Ketchum: Sorry about that. Brock is really fond of pretty girls.
Mandy: That's alright. I'm getting used to the attention from the boys at school.
Rabbit: Now where were we? Oh yes, these are our jungle friends, Buzzie, Flaps, Dizzy, Ziggy, Jiminy Cricket, Zazu, Kronk, Simba, Nala, Timon and Pumbaa.
Spongebob: Hi, I'm Spongebob and these are my friends Patrick and Sandy.
Littlefoot: I'm Littlefoot and these are my friends Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike.
Louis: Louis is the name.
Mushu: And I am Mushu.
Mandy: Nice to meet you, guys.
Rabbit: Pleasure's all mine, Miss Mandy.
Mandy: (to Ash) I love your pet. He's so cute.
Ash Ketchum: Thank you, Mandy. (Mandy was about to touch Pikachu's cheeks and Ash stopped her gently) Careful, Mandy. He's an electric type mouse Pokemon. He has 100,000 volts stored in his cheeks.
Mandy: Oh, ok, Ash.
[But Pikachu already takes a liking to her as he climbs onto Mandy's shoulder and he nudged her cheek gently which caused her to giggle.)
Ash Ketchum: You see, Mandy. Pikachu can be really hostile towards anyone who crosses him and his friends. Pikachu likes you.
Mandy: I can see that, Ash.
(Just then Wayne arrived to pick up Nick, Pooh Bear and the others.)
Boy: Hey, Nick, your dad's here in his spaceship. The Dweezil Wheels.
Boy 2: Hey, look. It's the Nerdmobile.
Boy 3: Hey, look at that. Oh, man.
Wayne: Hey, Nicky! Wanna ride?
Pooh Bear: Oh, that's NIck's father.
Tigger: T.T.F.N. Ta-ta, for now, Miss Mandy.
Ash Ketchum: Bye, Mandy!
Mandy: Bye, guys. Nice meeting you.
Nick: Have a nice flight. Thanks a lot, Dad.
Wayne: For what?
Nick: Nothing. Dad, were you ever popular in school?
Wayne: You bet. I was president of the astronomy club two years in a row. We were happenin' guys. So Mom tells me that there's some girl?
Nick: What? No. No, I was... I was just wondering.
(Later that evening, Ash plays the opposite game with Adam.)
Ash Ketchum: Adam, what's the opposite of big?
Adam: Little.
Ash Ketchum: Very good, Adam. What's the opposite of bad?
Adam: Good.
Ash Ketchum: You got it. What's the opposite of cold?
Adam: Hot.
Ash Ketchum: All right, Adam. GIve me five.
(Adam high-fives Ash.)
Tigger: Say, whatcha doing, Ash?
Ash Ketchum: Adam and I are playing the opposite game.
Pikachu: Pikachu.
Wayne: How was your flight? Uh-huh. N-No, fine. No, we just got home. We're fixing dinner now. What noise? Uh, it was just a bad connection, that's all. The baby? Well, h-he's fine. He's in the playpen. No, I fixed it. He can't get out.
Adam: Ice cream.
Rabbit: Adam, what are you doing? Come off of there.
(Rabbit picks up Adam.)
Adam: Looking at ice cream.
Rabbit: Sorry, Adam. Not before dinner.
Jiminy Cricket: That's right, Adam. You're gonna spoil your dinner.
Wayne: How's Amy's dorm? Uh-huh. Yeah. Hey, stop it. Nothing. Just the dog. Uh-huh. No, everything's fine. Boy, you worry too much. What? The chicken? Well, the chicken you left us really looks fine, honey.
Brock: Oh, great. Our dinner's burned.
Ash Ketchum; What are we gonna eat, Wayne?
Wayne: How about peanut butter sandwiches.
Tigger: Okay, Wayne.
(Later the same night.)
Wayne: So I was thinking, with Mom and Amy out of town... ...that this would give us guys a chance to, uh, talk about, uh... ...you know, the birds and the bees.
Adam: Here, Nicky.
(An annoyed Nick leaves the kitchen.)
Pooh Bear: Nick seems so downhearted.
Simba: Well, we can't blame Nick he had a rough day.
Brock: I know! What Nick needs is some advice from the love doctor, Brock! I can give him a man-to-man talk on how to talk to girls and what to say to them and how to compliment them!
Jiminy Cricket: No, I think it's best we let Nick be alone for a while.
(We cut to Adam's bedroom.)
Wayne: You know what I was thinking, Big Bunny?
Wayne/Big Bunny: What?
Wayne: I was thinking we got to be nice to our brother Nick. You know why?
Wayne/Big Bunny: No, why?
Wayne: Well, because he moved away to a new place now, and he's got to make... ...all new friends, just like me and you. Yeah?
Big Bunny: Yeah.
Wayne: Shall we sing a song now?
Big Bunny: Yeah.
Wayne: What song shall we sing?
Adam: 'ABCs.'
Wayne: How about 'Twinkle, Twinkle'?
Adam: 'ABC.'
Wayne: 'ABC'? Yeah. Twinkle, twinkle...
Adam: 'ABCs'.
Wayne: Let's sing 'Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.'
Adam: 'ABCs.'
Wayne: 'ABCs'? Okay, first 'ABCs.' A-B-C-D-E-F-G, H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P. Now 'Twinkle, Twinkle,' okay?
Adam: Okay.
Big Bunny and Wayne: Twinkle, twinkle little star How I won... What you are...
Terrance:t'll be a heck of a thing for you, Charles, If it works.
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: It'll work. I'll make it work.
Terrance: Over the years. I've seen Clifford Sterling attach himself... ...to one crazy idea after another. I have to tell you, the board of directors is very worried.
(Phone rings)
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: If you'll pardon me a moment. (answers phone) Hendrickson. Hello?
[Balloon pops]
Dr. Hendrickson: What was that?
Wayne: It was a balloon popping, Dr Hendrickson. I got the idea while singing my kid to sleep. You see, if you hit a balloon with too much force...you don't allow the molecules time to expand, and the balloon pops. Problem?
Dr. Hendrickson: No, Szalinski. Oh, him. Why Clifford insists on keeping him involved is absolutely beyond me. If I were running this project by myself right now, we'd be neck-deep in apples....the size of Buicks. There are those of us on the board who would agree with you. ...fundamental integrity of the atomic substructure... Clifford Sterling just may have outlived his usefulness... ...to the corporation, to its stockholders. I should think his successor would be a foregone conclusion... ...especially if you're the one to actually make this thing work. ...thereby allowing the molecules time to expand... ...without tearing the atomic fabric. Hello? Szalinsk... Szalinski...why don't you write up this, uh, balloon research of yours? I can do the math and have it on your desk tomorrow. No, that's not necessary. All right, have a good weekend, Szalinski. 'Have a good weekend, Szalinski'? Hello? Where are those bumbling idiots?
Nick: Hi, may I please speak to Mandy?
Woman: Sure. Mandy, phone.
Mandy: Hello?
Nick: Hi, Mandy?
(Adam pulls the phone cord)
Adam: I'm gonna fix yours. I'll fix it. (Nick chases Adam angrily) Daddy.
Wayne: Hey, what are you doing up, little guy?
Rabbit: Adam, shouldn't you be in bed? It's late.
Mandy: Hey, Nick, want to do something with me tomorrow?
Nick: Yeah, sure.
Wayne: Okay. Come on, fella. One more story. Then tomorrow, you want to come with me and Nicky...down to the lab and we'll play?
Pooh Bear: Good night, Adam.
Tigger: Night, night, Adam.
Adam: Night, night.
Ash Ketchum: Nighty-night, Adam.
Adam: Nighty-night, Ash.
(The next morning outside the labs Wayne, Nick, Adam, Pooh Bear and his friends arrive. Nick pushes Adam in his stroller.)
Wayne; Okay, guys. See, Adam, this is where daddy works. (to Nick) Want me to take that?
Nick: Yeah.
(Wayne, Nick, Adam, Pooh Bear and his friends enter the building.)
Wayne: Got to be a little discreet about this.
Nick: Huh?
Smitty: Mr. Szalinski.
Wayne: Hi, Smitty.
Smitty: Hello. You working today?
Wayne: Uh, just gonna tidy up a little bit.
NIck: Wow.
Adam: Wow.
(Pooh Bear and his friends react in with amazement.)
NIck: This is some lab.
Adam: Some lab.
Pooh Bear: Yes, Adam. This is your father's lab.
Wayne: Way better than what we had in the attic, huh?
NIck: Way better.
Adam: Way better.
Smitty: Yes, would you connect me with Dr Hendrickson, please?
Wayne: Call up a command directory labeled 'primary laser drive.' Tell me what it says under 'intensity.'
Nick: It says 'access denied.'
Wanye: Access denied? Got to figure out some way how to lower the intensity of the laser.
Nick: Hey, Dad. We could diffuse it maybe.
Wayne: That's a good idea. Now we'll set final target.
Nick: Target what, Dad?
Wayne: Hey, can I borrow this, pal?
Adam: No.
Wayne: Come on. Let me see if I can make Big Bunny really Big Bunny, huh?
Ash Ketchum: It's okay, Adam. You'll get your Big Bunny back, okay?
Adam: Okay, Ash.
Misty: I don't think it's a good idea. I have a feeling that it won't end well.
Smitty: Yes, sir. I thought it was unusual, him being in here on a Saturday.
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: No, you did the right thing letting me know. Thank you. (hangs up) Well, that's it for me.
Nick: Hey, you're gonna have to wear some glasses. There you go.
Computer voice: Thirty seconds. Twenty-five seconds. Twenty seconds. ...15, 14, 13... ...12, 11, 10... ...9, 8, 7, 6, 5...
(Adam climbs out of the stroller and tries to get his big bunny back.)
Ash Ketchum: Adam, where you going?
Rabbit; Adam, come back here, son.
Nick: Dang.
Wayne: Power surge.
Computer Voice: 3, 2, 1...
Wayne: Quick, the abort switches.
Computer Voice: Zero.
(The machine zaps Adam backwards which caused him to giggle.)
Wayne: Unable to abort.
Smitty: Joe, what's happening up here?
(Later Wayne, Nick, Adam, Pooh Bear and his friends leave.)
Smity: Uh, Mr Szalinski. Uh, your security clearance...denies you access to the equipment...without Dr Hendrickson's permission. You are aware of that, right?
Wayne: Yeah, Smitty.
Smitty: Uh, Mr Szalinski... I'm sorry I had to, uh, uh... That baby of yours. Sure starting to get big.
Pooh Bear: Adam is getting big?
Wayne: See you, Smitty.
(Everyone leaves. Then the scene changes inside the car where Adam in his baby seat playing with his big bunny.)
Adam: I'm bigger. Bigger, bigger, bigger.
Nick: Dad, how come you got to ask somebody's permission to work... ...on your own invention?
Wayne; Well, Nick. Dad's a member of a team, and I'm working with some talented people.
Nick: But, Dad, it's your invention. They didn't have the idea you did.
Adam's growing pains[edit | edit source]
(Wayne pulls over back to his driveway as the nosy neighbors look at him. Nick, Wayne, Pooh Bear and his friends come out.)
Wayne: Okay, bud. Looks like daddy needs to spend a little quality time with Nick, okay?
Tigger: And, we're gonna stay and after you, Adam.
Wayne: Yep, so I'm gonna get you a babysitter. You're gonna have yourself a good time with Pooh Bear and his friends.
Adam: Nick.
Wayne; Yeah.
(Wayne struggles to Adam out of his baby seat as the neighbors still keep looking at him.)
Wayne: You putting on a little bit of weight?
(Adam was unable get out of his baby seat as Wayne carries him into the house as Pooh Bear and his friends follow him.)
Adam: I'm big.
Ash Ketchum: Uh-huh, you're getting heavy.
(We cut to the kitchen as Wayne carries Adam to his high chair.)
Wayne: You know what? Daddy's gonna make you a nice quick lunch. Maybe kind of a low-cal thing. What do you think? Huh? It's gonna be good.
(Then we cut to Nick's bedroom where Nick picks up his guitar.)
Wayne: Okay, you know what? Sit down and hang onto him. He'll keep you company and I'll make- uh, baby-sitter, baby-sitter, baby-sitter. (puts on his helmet and dials the number) 521-2654. Okay, so... lunches. Whoa. How about that, huh?
(We cut to Mandy's bedroom.)
Mandy: (answers phone) Yeah?
Wayne: Hi, is this Mandy Park?
Mandy: Yeah.
Wayne: Hi, this is Wayne Szalinski. Can you come over about 3:30 for us?
Mandy: Uh, 3:30? Sounds okay, Mr. Schlitzminski.
Wayne: Uh, Szalinski, dear.
Mandy: Szalinski, right. That's what I said. I like charge $2.50 an hour. Unless, of course, I actually have to do anything. Like change diapers or clean up or something. In which case, the price goes up
Wayne: Oh, no. All you have to do is just-just watch him, really.
Mandy: Okay, see you at 3:30.
Wayne: Okay.
Brock: So, Mandy is going to Adam's babysitter, huh?
Wayne; Yep. You guys know how to babysit?
Pooh Bear: We certainly do, Wayne.
Wayne; Okay. Okay. (picks up bowls) Are these Quark's or yours? You just sit here, okay? She sounded great on the phone.
Adam: I want to go to a restraurant
Wayne: You want to go the restraurant? But, I just made this stuff it's gonna be good.
Adam: I want to go eat in the restraurant.
Ash Ketchum: Sorry, Adam. It'll be another time.
Timon: Hey, I know! Why not play restraurant here at home?
Pumbaa: Say, playing restraurant can be fun. Right, Adam?
Adam: Yeah.
Wayne: I'll be the waiter, okay? And, uh let me take your order. What would you like?
Adam: I want the duck.
Wayne: Duck. The duck. The duck is not very good tonight. Can I reccomand the special?
Adam: Okay.
Wayne: Okay, fine. We have soup du jour. We have hamburger. We have french fries today. Would you like them?
Adam: Okay.
Wayne: All right. I'll be right back.
Adam: Okay. (Wayne leaves the kitchen)
(Suddenly a spark comes from the microwave and Adam removes the insert then comes out of his chair.)
Pooh Bear: (gasps) Look.
Piglet: What's happening to Adam.
Tigger: I don't know.
Rabbit: We must tell Wayne and Nick at once!
(They leave the kitchen.)
Wayne: Hey, Nick, want to go to a movie? Just the two of us.
Nick: Yeah, there's a movie at 6:00 I wanted to see.
Wayne: Great, come on. It'll take our minds off everything.
Nick: I'll check show times.
Wayne: Okay, then maybe afterwards, we can get a bite to eat or something.
(Adam walks up to the microwave holding up his big bunny.)
Adam: Big, big bunny.
(Adam grows another inch while Quark, Pooh Bear and his friends look outside the kitchen.)
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Wayne: What's that?
(Quark hides under the couch and Pikachu run up to Wayne.)
Wayne: What's gotten into him?
Pikachu: (frantic) Pika, pika, Pikachu!
NIck: What's wrong, Pikachu?
Ash Ketchum: I think PIkachu's trying to tell you something.
Pumbaa: Yeah, you guys better come look. Adam just grew another inch.
(Wayne and Nick walk to the kitchen then they both screamed in fright and they hid behind the couch.)
Simba: I wonder how Adam got so big all of the sudden?
Nick: Yeah, Dad, how?
Wayne: Where were you in the lab this morning? Were you watching Adam?
Nick: He was off to the side.
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, we all tried to stop Adam.
Wayne: But at the moment of discharge, he was he?
Nick: Just before, I know he was off to the side... wasn't he?
Wayne; Somehow, I didn't think so.
(Adam now bigger comes out with his big bunny.)
Adam: Boo.
(Pooh Bear and his friends gasp at the sight of Adam's size.)
Pooh Bear: Oh, my!
Piglet: Oh, d-dear!
Tigger: Yikes!
Rabbit: Goodness gracious!
Pikachu: Pikachu!
Ash Ketchum: Whoa!
Vultures: Blimey!
(Timon and Pumbaa's jaws drop in surprise.)
Littlefoot and Cera: Whoa!
Ducky: Adam just got big!
Petrie: Me don't like this.
Spongebob: Jumping jellyfish!
Patrick: Adam is not so little anymore.
Squidward: You're telling me.
(Adam sits on the chair.)
NIck: Don't worry, Adam. Daddy's gonna make everything okay.
Timon: What do we do now, Wayne?
Wayne: OKay, we got to get him back to the lab. Analyaze the data, and reverse the process.
Nick: One thing, Dad.
Wayne: What?
Nick: Do you think the security guard might get suspicious with us with a 7 foot baby.
Adam: Uh-oh.
Wayne: Good point.
(The scene changes to a clothes shop where Wayne shops for clothes and get's in the van then he drove as fast as we could. Then we cut to the entrance of the lab with Wayne, Nick, Adam, Pooh Bear and his friends.)
Wayne: This will cover your head and your hair. (hands Adam the hat) Here, Adam, put this on. There, he looks...
Nick: Like a badly dressed beekeeper.
Brock: We just don't want Adam to be exposed as a giant.
Pooh Bear: Otherwise we'll be big trouble.
Wayne: All right. Okay. Just act natural. Come on, bud. Atta boy.
(The heroes come in.)
Wayne: Smitty! Smitty! I forgot the keys to my van and I couldn't start my van.
Smitty: It's in the room on the left.
Wayne: It's in the lab, it's in the lab. But, I'm not gonna use anything in there, because of my security access thing, which you mentioned earlier. So, I'm just gonna get the keys in the lab, now.
(The heroes arrive at the lab.)
Ash Ketchum: Watch your step, Adam.
Nick: Come on, down.
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: Szalanski!
Misty: Oh, no. We're busted.
Wayne: Go back up.
Nick: Get up! Get up!
Wayne: Just stopped by to do some computations. In the-in the database.
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: The data base has been erased. Our entire experiment gone.
Rabbit: Adam, stay back, son.
Wayne: Erased?
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: All 38 gigabytes..
Wayne: It can't be.
(Nick and the heroes lead Adam out the door.)
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: Sure it can, if the main controller was trying to compensate laser intensity... But this, which you jammed into the filter pack, you idiot! Causing a power surge through the entire main drive system. (hear's Adam babbling) Who was that?
Nick: (from outside) Stop it.
Rabbit: (from outside) Adam, stay still.
Wayne: Who?
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: The guy in the hat.
Wayne: Uh, a friend of mine.
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: What language was he speaking?
Wayne: Yugoslavian.
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: You let a foreigner in the lab.
Wayne: He's not a foreigner. He's my wife's Uncle Yanosh he's from Yugoslavia. He's family, and he just wanted to see the lab and I brought him. The man's a genius. Did you see the size of his head? 225, the IQ on that man. An extented brainpan.
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: An extended brainpan.
Adam: (from outside) Bafroom.
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: Did he say "Bathroom?"
Wayne: Bafoom. Yugoslavian. It's a term of appreciation. "Bafoom: Thank you for bringing me down there on a Saturday to the lab to look around. That's all. How long before we can restore the system from the backups?
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: Well, that doesn't concern you You're off the project.
Wayne: You don't have the authority to make the decision.
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: Well, maybe I don't. So, why don't you call Clifford Sterling personally and plead your case. However, after this morning's escapade, and the time of money it'll cost Sterling Labs. I don't think the old man will have a great deal of sympathy. So, I hope you'll spare yourself of embarassment of having to be escorted to the gate. (goes down the stairs) Start working data restoration backwards. From 8:56 this morning to the exact time the system crashed. I want to know what was he up to.
(We cut to inside the van.)
Nick: Why didn't you tell him, Dad? At least they'd know that you were able to make it work when nobody else could.
Wayne: Look, Nick. Remember we made you kids promise never ever to tell anyone you and your friends accidentally shrunk and lost for two days?
Nick: Yeah.
Piglet; It was awfully scary.
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, and we promised never to talk about our shrunken experience ever again.
Tigger: Not to mention almost getting killed by a giant scorpion.
Misty: Especially giant bugs.
Wayne; That's because we didn't want you guys to become specimans, to undergo countless tests, endless observations, and who would know what else.
NIck: What about Adam?
Littlefoot: Yeah, what's gonna happen to Adam?
Cera: What are we going to do now?
Wayne: I don't know, guys. What I do know is. We got to figure some way to fix this before your mother get's home.
Ash Ketchum: I have a feeling Diane will be home now.
Pikachu: Pika.
(The heroes arrive home.)
Diane; Hi, guys. I'm home. (holds up big bunny) Where'd this come from?
Tigger: (gasps) She knows about Adam's big bunny.
Everyone: Uh-oh.
(Wayne drives off the driveway.)
Wayne; What do we do?
Nick: I don't know. We could drive to Mexico, Dad, and hide out. Come back when he's bigger. I mean older. Maybe she wouldn't notice then.
Wayne: No.
Ash Ketchum: I don't it's such a good idea, Nick.
Simba: Ash is right, Nick. That's not going to help solve the problem Adam being a 7 foot toddler.
Wayne: Ash and Simba are right. Honesty's the best policy, Nick.
Nala: So, we've got to tell Diane the truth.
Wayne: Right. I'll just... explain.
Nick: Sure, it's not the first time, something like this has happened... to our family and friends.
Wayne: (sighs) I'll just tell the truth.
Rabbit; So be it.
Nick: Then beg for mercy.
Adam: Colored car.
(The heroes drive back to the driveway.)
Diane: What was that all about?
Wayne: Um, I had a little trouble with the van. I thought I put it in park, and it went into reverse. (Nick and the heroes prevent Adam from getting seen) "Cause the "P" and the "R". Look-- you're back early. Come on there's something--
Diane: Yeah, I took the cab from the airport. You know it really was silly. Amy didn't need me at all.
Wayne: Stop.
Diane: Who's the man in the loud sport coat?
(Adam takes Nick's glasses.)
Nick: No, no, those are Nick's.
Wayne: Well, Diane. That's what I wanted to talk to you about.
TImon: Adam, stay seated.
Nick: Yeah, sit down
Adam: Mom!
Pumbaa; Please, sit down, Adam.
(Wayne escorts Diane into the house.)
Wayne: You know how sometimes the things that I invent don't always work the way they're supposed to.
Diane: Sweetheart. You can tell me. How bad can it be? (kissed him on the cheek) After all, it's not like you did something to one of the kids again. (impatiently) Wayne. Where is Adam?
Wayne: (nervous) Well, uh--
Diane: Who is that man in the van? And where did this bunny come from?
Wayne: All right, I confess. I did it.
Diane: Did what?
(Adam enters the house.)
Adam: Peek-a-boo!
Wayne: I blew up the baby!
(Diane faints from shock.)
Adam: Mama fall down. Mama?
Nick: How'd she take it?
Wayne: About like usual.
Pooh Bear: Oh bother.
Misty; I knew Diane is not liking this.
Tigger; I think we're in big trouble.
Adam: Mama sleeping?
Rabbit: No, It's all right, Adam. She just fainted.
(We cut to Diane lying on the couch.)
Diane; I'll kill Wayne.
Brock: (putting a wet rag on her forehead) No, Diane, you don't want to kill Wayne.
Diane: i want to kill Wayne.
(Wayne sees what Adam is doing now.)
Wayne: What's he doing?
Nick: He's playing with his toys.
Wayne: Well, make him stop.
Nick: "Make him stop." Why didn't I think of that? Adam. Adam, stop fooling around!
Rabbit: Yes, young man, you're breaking everything!
Adam: (throws ball) Catch!
Rabbit: (sternly) Now, Adam. I mean it.
Nick: Adam.
Adam: That was a real rocket.
Nick: Let's go for a walk, Adam.
Adam: Play ball, Nick.
Nick: Don't throw things at us!
Ash Ketchum: We're going to get hurt!
Pikachu: Pika!
Adam: (throws ball) Catch it. Play ball.
Nick: This is your last warning. (Adam ignores him and keeps throwing things) Okay, I'll give you one more warning.
(We cut to outside as the neighbors witness the commotion then back inside Diane wakes up and smiles but screams in fright once again as Wayne shushed her.)
Timon: Uh-oh, here she goes again.
Simba: Now, try to calm down, Diane.
Pumbaa: Yeah, it's not as bad as it seems.
Diane: (angrily) It almost couldn't be, could it? (pushes Wayne to the couch)
Nick: Well, I finally got him in his room.
Wayne: Tell me he has to stay inside and close the door.
Nick: I did close the door.
(A crunch is heard.)
Pooh Bear: Look! Just ripped the door open!
Nick: Yeah, he just opened his door. (Adam carries his bedroom door) And he decided to share it.
Adam: I break off.
Ash Ketchum: Aww, Adam.
Diane: Oh, baby. Adam, put the door down, sweetheart. Why don't you give the door to Daddy, Adam?
Wayne: Give Daddy the door, Adam.
Adam: I fix it. I fix it.
(Cut to outside)
Neighbor: Wait until the vista del mar standards commitee sees this. (takes picture)
Neighbor 2: Maybe we shouldn't bother with it. It's just a mailbox.
Neighbor: Little things have a way becoming big things, Patty.
(Back inside)
Wayne: Let go of the door, Adam.
Adam: No, my door.
Rabbit: Stop before someone get's hurt, young man!
Adam: Let go!
(Wayne get's hit in the head and Adam falls backwards to the chair and broke to pieces.)
Adam: I fix it!
Diane: Don't fix it, Adam. Just put down Mommy's coffee table. Be careful, baby.
Nick: Slow down, Adam.
Tigger; He's gonna break more stuff.
Littlefoot: Please stop, Adam.
(Adam ignores Littlefoot and picks up the chair.)
Diane: Not my antique chair!
(Outside)
Male neighbor: They're remodeling in there?
(Inside)
Diane: Come back. Come back here. (Adam giggles as everyone chased him around the house)
Misty: Adam, stop!
Jiminy Cricket: Adam, sit down, son!
Diane: He's on this side!
Nick: Stop him, Dad, He's yours.
Diane: Adam.
Ash Ketchum: This is not a game, Adam!
Nick: What do we do when we catch him?
Wayne: Okay, okay, okay.
Patrick: Now, what?
Wayne; You guys go that way. I'll go this way.
(Adam get's in front of Wayne.)
Wayne: Hi, little guy. (Adam picks him up and carries him) Adam, put Daddy down! Adam, put Daddy down!
Adam: (giggling) Guitar.
Spongebob: No, Adam, not in Nick's room!
(Adam picks up Nick's guitar.)
Nick: Adam. Adam. Put down my guitar. Put it down. (Adam giggles and runs as Nick holds onto him) Get back here. Get back. Stop!
Wayne: All right, that's enough, fellas.
Diane: Adam, sweetheart.
Nick: Adam's got my guitar!
Wayne: Nicky, he's just a baby.
Nick: He's not a baby. He's a monster. He's going to break my guitar!
Diane: Come back here!
Nick: Get back, Adam! Give back my guitar! Give it back, you brat!
Pooh Bear: Other way!
Diane: (get's the guitar) Guitar all gone.
Ash Ketchum: Got it. Here, Nick, hide it!
Nick: Thanks, Ash.
Pooh Bear: Wayne? Diane?
Wayne and Diane: Yes?
Pooh Bear: My friends and I will stay with Nick and keep Adam company while you're gone.
(Adam grabs the bunny.)
Adam: Mine! Give me!
Pikachu: Pika?
Rabbit: Careful, Adam!
Pooh Bear: Please, not so hard, Adam!
Ash Ketchum: Adam, please don't do that!
Diane: Yes, Adam Szalinski, you let go of that bunny, right now! Put Daddy down, Adam! It's not nice to hurt Daddy!
Adam: Sorry, Ash. Sorry, Mama.
Out of Control/Adam in the Neighborhood/Preston Woods, U.S. Marshals[edit | edit source]
(The doorbell is heard)
Pikachu: Pika?
Tigger: Uh-oh, that must be Mandy.
Rabbit: Adam, wait here.
Ash Ketchum: We'll be right back, Adam.
[Mandy arrives at the door]
NIck: Mandy.
Mandy: Rick.
Nick: Nick. Nick Szalanski?
Mandy: Right. I'm here to babysit.
[Ash, Brock, Misty, Nick and the others see Mandy at the front door]
Pooh Bear: Why, good afternoon, Mandy.
Tigger: We weren't expecting you.
Nick: Yeah, we don't need a babysitter. (closed the door and see's Adam) Adam, no.
Ash Ketchum: Adam, go back.
(Nick opens the door)
Mandy: Very funny. Now, can I come in? I'm already charging you.
Simba: We're sorry, Mandy. It'll be another time.
Pumbaa; Yeah, we got a big problem.
Timon: Adam is not so little now.
Rabbit: I'm afraid that's not the time for it, Miss Mandy.
Nick: Yeah, we changed our minds. That's all. We don't need a babysitter.
Tigger: I wouldn't come in if I were you.
Mandy: I don't think so. Look, I was promised three hours at $2.50 an hour. Plus the extra if I'm grossed out.
Spongebob: But, we insist, Mandy.
Patrick: Yeah, you don't want to babysit. Not this baby.
Mandy I'm really sure I can't handle some stupid baby.
(Adam blows raspberries at Mandy and she faints upon seeing him. Nick catched her on time.)
(The scene switches where Adam watches TV while Mandy is tied up to a chair and gagged.)
Nick: Mandy, believe us. We have everything under control.
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, if you promise not to scream. I'll take the gag out of your mouth, okay?
(Mandy nods and Ash removes the gag from her mouth. Mandy screams in fright.)
Tigger: Uh-oh. Mandy is screaming.
Pooh Bear: Oh, bother.
Mandy: Help me! Somebody, please help me! Please! Giant baby!
Misty; Mandy, calm down.
Pooh Bear: There's no need to be frightened. He would never hurt you.
Nick: Yeah, you're scaring him!
Mandy: Out of my way!
Rabbit: Now, remain calm, Mandy.
Mandy: So, two years ago he made you and your sister tiny?
Pooh Bear: Yes, Mandy. Wayne made us tiny too.
Ash Ketchum: And, the Thompson boys next door.
Mandy: Then he made you guys regular size again.
Rabbit: Yes, Miss Mandy. Wayne fixed a small problem.
Mandy: (to Nick) And, now he's made your baby brother big.
Nick: Right.
Nick: Adam!
Mandy: Adam!
Ash Ketchum: Hey, I know! Noctowl, I choose you!!!
[Noctowl materializes]
Ash Ketchum: Noctowl, we need your help to find Adam!
Magician: Now for the famous Chinese blocks trick. Shazam. Okay. Now for my next trick.
Ash Ketchum: Adam!
Rabbit: Come back here, Adam!
Magician: Now for the disappearing bunny trick. Watch carefully. The hand is quicker than the eye. Shazam. Can anyone tell me where the bunny is?
Kids: There!
Magician: You think it's still on my head?
Adam: Big Bunny. Bye.
Nick: There he is! Come on!
Dr. Hendrickson: I don't care if Clifford's at the Rand Institute this weekend. I want him notified. I also want the board of directors in on this. Hey! What the... Contact the Federal Marshals. Get them out here. I want something large enough to hold... To hold something large.
Adam: Big Bunny. Big, big, Big Bunny.
Nick: Big trouble.
???: Stop where you were right there.
Mandy: I'm just the baby-sitter. Yeah, an hour tops. Sure.
Diane: Wayne, how's it coming?
Wayne: Just about got it, honey. Hold on. I'm taking a shortcut. Oh. What do I do? Okay, let's see if this thing works.
Diane: Wayne Szalinski, you unshrink those policemen right now.
Wayne: It works!
Pooh Bear: Oh, bother. Adam keeps getting bigger!
Piglet: Oh, d-dear!
Adam: Mama, help! Out! Out!
Wayne: You think I'm just some fun guy from Fresno who tinkered with crack pot ideas in his attic? Well let me tell you something, this country was built on the shoulders of people who tinkered with crack pot ideas in their attics, basements and backyards. Alexander Graham Bell worked in a two room flat!
Clifford Sterling: Young man, don't presume to stand there and lecture me about great minds and great inventors. In all my years I've never worked with anyone who is a fool and I don't intend to start now. So, Charles, you're fired.
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: What?
Clifford Sterling: You're fired! So, Szalinski, what is your plan to get your kid back to normal by bed time?
No Nap!/Las Vegas/Toy Car/Pick Up the Car![edit | edit source]
- Diane: I don't understand any of this.
- Wayne: Behind every electrical object, there's a magnetic force field.
- Clifford Sterling: That's what's causing the baby to grow.
- Marshall Brooks: Excuse me, but do these electrical object include neon lights?
- Wayne: Yeah, why?
- Marshall Brooks: Your son is heading for Las Vegas.
- Diane, Wayne, Clifford Sterling: Uh-oh.
- Wayne: I have an idea. Why don’t we all have a nice-
- Nick: No!
- Ash Ketchum: Mr. Szalinski, no!
- Wayne: Long
- Diane: Don’t say it!
- -
- Mandy: There's something dab by my foot. (holding out an Indian figure) Look at this, guys.
- Nick; Wow.
- Pooh Bear: I wonder what else is down in Adam's pocket.
- Ash Ketchum: There's cereal. And, look, Nick, chocolate.
- Nick: Cool, want some?
- Mandy: No thanks. I'm on a diet.
- Nick: Have a raisin.
Adam: Peek-a-boo!
???: Godzilla!
???: No! Big baby!
(Adam walks slowly as the citizens panic.)
Mandy: Is he growing or are we shrinking?
Tigger: Well, Mandy-girl, I think we're small again like last time. Isn't that right, Nicky-boy?
Nick: Yeah, Tigger. It's amazing
(Adam claps his hands while Nick, Mandy, Pooh Bear and the others cover their ears.)
Nick: Stop the clapping!
Ash Ketchum: Yeah, you're making our ears hurt!
Adam: Toy car.
Nick: Buckle up!
[Adam picks up the yellow sports car with Nick, Pooh Bear, Pikachu, Ash and Mandy inside]
Nick: Adam! Adam! Don't eat us!
Misty: Adam, stop!
[Mandy shrieks]
Mandy: Do something, Nick! Tell him to stop!
Nick: I can't! He's too big!
Pikachu: Pika!!!!
Nick: Oh, no! Watch the tree!
Mandy: Oh no! I'm gonna throw up! No! No! Just a big baby with his toy.
Nick: Coming through! Get out of the way!
Wayne: Come on, Adam, put it down.
Diane: Come on sweetheart, put it down.
Adam: Ooh!
Brock: What's he doing now?
Nick: Put us down! Put us down!
Wayne: He put it down.
Nick: Pick us up! Pick us up!
Mandy: Oh, my gosh! We're gonna die! I can't stand it. Oh, my gosh! Oh!
Nick: Whatever you do, don't look down!
Mandy: Nick, don't let go! Please!
Nick: I won't. I'm gonna pull you back up, okay?
Ash Ketchum: Bulbasaur, Bayleef! Use Vine Whip to help pull Mandy up!
Mandy: Nick!
(Bulbasaur use's vine whip catching Mandy on time.)
Nick: Mandy! Hold on! But you gotta help. Okay! Get the car, Adam! Adam! Pick up the car! Pick up the car!
Wayne: Come on, Adam, come on!
Diane: Come on, sweetheart.
Nick: Come on, I got you.
Adam: Car fall down.
Nick: Lock your door.
[Mandy does so. Suddenly the car tips over and falls but Adam catches the car in time]
Nick: Thank you, Adam.
Ash Ketchum: Are you okay, Mandy?
Mandy: Yeah, thanks.
Timon: Adam, don't ever do that again! Toddlers, oy!
Mandy: How did you do that, Ash?
Ash Ketchum: I did some Pokemon training.
Diane: He put 'em in the pocket! Honey, we can't wait any longer.
Wayne: Mr. Sterling, sir, I can return my son back to normal!
Clifford Sterling: You can?
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: With that? Coca Cola bottles? Perhaps some chewing gum and twine?
Diane: Just who do you think you are talking to him like that?
Wayne: Diane, let me handle this. Who do you think you are talking to me like that?
Mandy: He really likes ice cream.
Adam: Mmmm! Ice cream!
Marshall Brooks: [he is driving an ice cream truck with a cone on the hood] The next thing I knew, he grabbed it right off the truck.
Captain Ed Myerson: What did he do with it?
Marshall Brooks: What do you think he did with it?
[the ice cream bar, made of neon lights, has a bite taken out of it and is short-circuited]
Diane: Wayne! Do you remember how we got Adam to hold still to have his picture taken? I put him in my lap and I held him.
Wayne: Yeah?
Diane: Honey, he needs me. The problem is, to Adam, his mommy is somebody much bigger than he is.
Wayne: No, Diane. It's a crazy...
Diane: Wayne. For almost 20 years I have watched you have one crazy idea after another. It's my turn to have just one.
Adam: Ooh! Fire! My guitar.
Nick: Uh-oh!
Mandy: What now?
Ash Ketchum: Adam, be careful! This Hard Rock guitar sign is not a toy!
Nick: Yeah, Adam, don't touch that guitar!
Pikachu: Pika Pika.
Wayne: I am pre-heating the lasers now, 600 volts. Diane, I should be doing this, not you.
Diane: There's one thing every little kid knows. Daddies mean fun. Mommies mean business.
Wayne: But this was never meant to do anything like this. Too little power and you'll grow too slowly like Adam.
Diane: Too much power... I trust you, Wayne Szalinski.
Constance Winters: Constance Winters live across the street from the Hard Rock Cafe. He thinks the guitar is a real musical instrument. He's trying to play a tune!
Dr. Hendrickson shoots Adam/Back Off![edit | edit source]
Ash Ketchum: What is Mr. Hendrickson doing?
Misty: He's trying to shoot Adam!
Piglet: Oh, what should we do, Pooh?
Nick: Adam, put down the guitar and get the airplane!
Rabbit: Put the guitar down, son!
Adam: Airplane, hi!
Dr. Hendrickson: Hold it. Steady. (shoots a tranquilzer but missed Adam)
Nick: They're shooting at Adam!
Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.
Dr. Hendrickson: I assume that little maneuver was an error, Captain. Now, steady or I'll make sure this is the last mission you ever fly.
Ash Ketchum: (angrily) Hey, quit shooting at Adam, you jerk!
Pikachu: Pika!
Mandy: Yeah, pick on somebody your own size!
[Adam sings as he plays with the Hard Rock Cafe guitar then Hendrickson shoots tranquilizers and hits the guitar]
Adam: OW!
[Adam drops the guitar, and begins to bawl]
Piglet: Oh, dear. Poor Adam.
Pooh Bear: Oh, this will never do.
Misty: (growls angrily) Hendrickson is just a bully, hurting a giant toddler!
Rabbit: What nerve!!
Dr. Hendrickson: All right, let's go again.
(Just then Diane now a giant appears which surprised the crowd.)
Diane: Back off!!!
Pilot: Yes, ma'am!
(Nick, Mandy, Pooh Bear and friends cheer for Diane.)
Nick: Yeah, you tell him! That's my mom!
Diane: Come here, baby!
Adam: Mama!
Diane: Come to mommy!
[The mother and child embrace. Nick, Mandy, Pooh Bear and friends scream as they get pressed into Diane's chest.)
Rabbit: We're getting squished!
Nick: Whoa! Easy, Mom!
(Pooh Bear and friends let out muffled screams.)
Diane: Everything is gonna be okay, sweetie. Mommy's here. (to, Pooh Bear and others) Sorry, guys. I didn't see you.
Pooh Bear: That's all right, Diane.
Misty: Thanks for stopping that no-good Hendrickson, Diane.
Rabbit: We'd like to come down to the ground if you don't mind.
Diane: Sure, guys. (holds out her hand) Climb onto my hand, guys.
(Pooh Bear, Ash and the others climb onto Diane's hand.)
Pooh Bear: Thank you, Diane.
Ash Ketchum: Thanks, Diane.
Diane: I'm gonna set you guys down first, okay?
Pooh Bear and friends: Okay, Diane.
(Diane sets Pooh Bear, Ash and friends down to the ground gently.)
Adam: You crying?
Diane: Yes, it's okay to cry when you're so happy.
Ash Ketchum: She reminds me of my mother.
Back to normal/Dr. Charles Hendrickson's defeat/Ending[edit | edit source]
Diane: Look, Adam! There's Daddy and Pooh Bear and his friends!
Adam: Daddy! (runs happily to Wayne, Pooh Bear and the others)
Diane: (happily, to Wayne) Honey, you did it!
Pooh Bear: (sighs) I'm so glad it's over.
Piglet: Me too.
Rabbit: Indeed, I'm so glad Adam is back to a normal toddler.
Ash Ketchum: Adam! Diane! You're back to normal!
Adam: Yep.
Diane: We definitely are, Ash.
Pikachu: Pika Pika.
Adam: Thank you, Ash.
Ash Ketchum: (chuckles) You're welcome, Adam.
(Ash picks up Adam and hugs him. Then Pikachu hugs him and Ash hands Adam to Wayne.)
Ash Ketchum: Dr. Hendrickson, it's you!
Misty: You're disgusting!
Pikachu: (angrily) Pika Pika!
[Sparks fly from Pikachu's cheeks.]
Ash Ketchum: Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!
(Pikachu shocks Dr. Hendrickson with his Thunderbolt which caused him to scream in pain, as the crowd looks on in amazement)
Dr. Charles Hendrickson: They were tranquilizer cartridges. They wouldn't have hurt him. I assure you.
Diane: Tranquilizer darts...
[Diane knocks Dr. Hendrickson out by punching him in the face.)
Diane: Take him away, Officer.
Officer Jenny: Yes, ma'am!
[Officer Jenny takes Dr. Hendrickson into police custody.]
Misty: Which reminds me whatever happened to Nick and Mandy?
Togepi: Toge Togepi!
Piglet: Oh, dear.
Tigger: Uh-oh.
Diane: Weren't they...?
Wayne + Diane: In Adam's pocket!
Diane: Don't tell me...
Wayne: Honey, I Shrunk the kids!
Rabbit: (sighs) Here we go again.
Buzzie: So, what are we gonna do?
Flaps: I don't know, Hey, now don't start that again.
Wayne: Nobody move! Now, don't worry. I have highly specialized equipment to deal with this. I'll need the helmet and I'll need the dog.
(We find Nick and Mandy alone together.)
Radio: Good morning, Las Vegas. All vehicles are asked to stay clear of the Hard Rock Cafe where inventor Wayne Szalinski is conducting a one-man search to find some missing children. It was Szalinski's matter-expanding machine that was responsible for last night's amazing events. Dr. Clifford Sterling has just announced...
Mandy: I guess your father's about the most famous guy in the world today. And I guess you're about the bravest. That's for saving my life.
Nick: It wasn't much. I don't mean your life wasn't much. What I did wasn't so much.
Mandy; How long do you think it'll take before they find us?
Nick: I think it may be a while before they find us.
Mandy: You're kind of different, Nick. Like your dad.
Nick: We're not all that different.
Mandy: Yeah, you are.
Nick: But when you think about it... I guess the world needs people who are different.
Mandy: People who see things a little differently, I guess you could say.
Diane: Are they okay?
Wayne: Yep. I think we better give them a couple of minutes though.
Diane: What are we gonna do about that? Adam, look!
Adam: Big, Big Bunny.
Diane: What are we gonna do with this?
Wayne: Don't worry. I'll think of something. Don't I always? Don't you trust me?
Diane: I don't know. I don't know.
Wayne: Oh, come on, when have I ever...