Pooh's Adventures of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone/Transcript

Vanishing glass/Meeting Harry Potter

(Years later Harry Potter, now ten years old, was sleeping until he heard a noise)

Petunia: Up. Get up! (She knocks hard on the door and opens the lock) Now! (She smacks the door and leaves as Harry wakes up and puts his glasses on, just then a boy runs down the stairs but goes up and stomps)

Dudley: Wake up cousin! We’re going to the zoo!

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Petunia: Oh here he comes the birthday boy.

Vernon: Happy birthday son.

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(Vernon slammed the door and then he grabbed Harry by his hair.)

Harry: Ow!

Vernon: What happened?!

Harry: I swear, we don't know! (Vernon snarls) One minute the glass was there, then it was gone, it was like magic!

(Vernon furiously shoved Harry into his room and locks him in.)

Vernon: There's no such thing as magic!

Letters from no one

Vernon: That's it! We're going away! Far away where they can't find us!

Dudley: Daddy's gone mad hasn't he?

Meeting Hagrid

Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry.

Harry: I'm a what?

Hagrid: A wizard. And a thumpin' good'un I'd wager, once yer trained up a bit.

(The heroes gasp in amazement)

Tigger: Well, I'll be.

Pooh Bear: Oh my goodness.

Ash Ketchum: So, that all makes sense.

Ruby: The letters.

Harry: No, you've made a mistake. I mean, I can't be... a-a wizard. I mean, I'm just... Harry. Just Harry.

Hagrid: Well, Just Harry. Did you ever make anything happen? Anything you couldn't explain when you were angry or scared? [Harry softens his expression] Ah.

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Harry: Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.

Vernon Dursley: He’ll not be going, I tell you! We swore when we took him in, we put a stop to all this rubbish!

Harry: You knew. You knew along and never told me.

Petunia: Of course we knew. How could you not be? My perfect sister being who she was. Our mother and father were so proud the day she got her letter. We have a witch in the family, isn't it wonderful? I was the only one who saw her for what she was... a freak! And then she met that Potter, she had you, and I knew you'd be the same; just as strange, just as abnormal, and if you please, she got herself blown up and we got landed with you.

Tigger: Blown up? (Gasps and sputters) What?!

Piglet: What?!

Pooh: What?

Rabbit: What?

Eeyore: Huh?

Ash Ketchum: What?!

Scooby-Doo: Huh?

Shaggy Rogers: Yeah, like, huh?

Littlefoot: What?

Cera: What?!

Simba: What?

Harry: Blown up?! You told me my parents died in a car crash!

Littlefoot: Everything you've told Harry was a lie!

Hagrid: A car crash?! A car crash that killed Lily and James Potter?!

Petunia: We had to say something.

Rabbit: This is utterly preposterous!

Hagrid: Rabbit's right! It's an outrage! It's a scandal!

PIkachu: (angrily) Pika!

Vernon: He'll not be going.

Hagrid: Oh-ho-ho, and I suppose a great muggle like yerself's goin' to stop him, are yeh?

Harry Potter: Muggle?

Cera: What’s a muggle?

Hagrid: Non-magic folk, Cera. No offense, Pooh Bear and friends.

Heroes: None taken.

Pikachu: Pikachu.

Hagrid: (to Vernon and Petunia) Anyway, this boy had his name down ever since he were born! He’s going to the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry in the world, and he’ll be under the finest headmaster that Hogwarts has ever seen, Albus Dumbledore.

Vernon Dursley: I will not pay to have some crack pot old fool teach him magic tricks.

Hagrid: (points his umbrella to Vernon) Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me. (Then he noticed Dudley and points his wand and shoots to his bottom growing a pig’s tail. Dudley screams along with Vernon and Petunia)

Gringotts/Ollivanders

Harry: But Hagrid how am I gonna pay for all this stuff, I haven’t any money.

Hagrid: Well there’s your money, Harry.

Hagrid explains Harry and the heroes about Voldemort

Hagrid: You all right, everyone? You seem very quiet.

Pooh Bear: There's something we've learned.

Tigger: Yeah, something about Harry's parents.

Harry: He killed my parents, didn't he? The one who gave me this?

Rabbit: The scar on his forehead was permanent.

Harry: (loudly) Voldemort?

Hagrid: Shh.

Ash Ketchum: Who's he?

Hagrid: He's bad news, Ash. (to Harry) It was dark times, Harry, dark times.

Boarding the Hogwarts Express

Woman: Alright Percy. You first.

Meeting Ron and Hermione

Ron: Excuse me. Do you mind? Everywhere else is full.

Harry Potter: Not at all.

Pooh Bear: Please do come in.

(Ron enters and sat down)

Ron Weasley: I’m Ron by the way. Ron Weasley.

Harry Potter: I’m Harry. Harry Potter.

Ron Weasley: And who are you guys?

Winnie the Pooh: This is Piglet, and Rabbit, Tigger, Eeyore, Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Brock, Littlefoot, Cera, Ruby, Chomper, Grandma Longneck

Ron Weasley: Nice to meet you. (To Harry) So is it true? Do you really have the the-

Harry Potter: The what?

Ron Weasley: Scar?

(Harry shows him his scar)

Ron Weasley: Wicked.

Trolley lady: Anything off the trolley dears?

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Harry: We’ll take the lot.

Ron: Whoa.

SpongeBob: Yeah. Whoa.

(The express continues chugging meanwhile the heroes and Harry and Ron eat many treats)

Harry: Bertie botts every flavor beans?

Entering Hogwarts

Draco Malfoy: Think my name's funny, do you? I've no need to ask yours. Red hair, and a hand-me-down robe? You must be a Weasley. You'll soon find that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter. You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort. I can help you there. (to heroes, menacingly) And, you. You losers stay out of my way.

(The heroes glare at Malfoy)

Draco Malfoy: What do you say, Potter? [extends his hand to Harry.]

Harry: [not going to take Draco's arrogance] I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks.

The Sorting hat/Nick and the other residents

Professor McGonagall: Your attention please.

Albus Dumbledore: Let the feast begin.

(All tables were covered with food)

Harry: Wow

(the heroes gasp in amazement and the houses ate)

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(Ron reaches into the bowl, just then a ghost named Sir Nicholas popped out surprising Ron and the heroes.)

Nick: Hello! Who are you? Welcome to Gryffindor.

(Piglet, Petrie, Scooby and Shaggy were shaken upon seeing him.)

Heroes: (nervously) Hello, there.

Nick: Why, you all seem a bit surprised, I've noticed.

Pooh Bear: Yes, do pardon our expressions.

Pikachu: Pikachu.

Ash Ketchum: You've got to excuse Piglet, Petrie, Shaggy and Scooby, sir. You see they get scared easily.

Nick; Oh, that's all right, son. There's no need to be frightened, my friends I am a peaceful ghost.

Harry becomes the new seeker

Harry: Give it here, Malfoy!

Littlefoot: Yeah, hand it to Harry, now!

Malfoy: No. I think I'll leave it somewhere for Longbottom to find. (flies on the broom) How about on the roof?

Rabbit: (sternly) You better not do that, young man!

Malfoy: Oh, yeah? Watch me! (to Harry) What's the matter, Potter? Bit beyond your reach?

(The heroes roll their eyes in annoyance.)

Squidward: You've got to be kidding me.

(Harry attempts to fly)

Hermione: Harry, no way! You heard what madame Hooch said. Besides you don’t even know how to fly. (Harry ignores her and flew off) What an idiot.

(Harry approaches Malfoy)

Harry: Give it here Malfoy! Or I’ll knock you off your broom!

Malfoy: Is that so? Have it your way then. (He throws the rememberal)

Encountering Fluffy

Harry: And for good reason.

Pooh Bear: Uh, Harry, I seemed to be having small problems.

(It was a three headed creature that looked like a dog and growled angrily at the heroes)

Saving Hermione from the troll

Harry: Ash, you think you can have Pikachu shock that troll?

Ash Ketchum: I'll try. Pikachu use thunderbolt!

Christmas at Hogwarts

(Snow falls down at Hogwarts later Hagrid was pulling a tree and hermione was walking with a suitcase and enters the Great Hall, everything was christmasy)

Harry: Knight to E5.

Ron Weasley: Harry, wake up! Come on, Harry, wake up!

Pooh Bear: Come on, everyone!

(They went out of bed)

Ron Weasley: Happy Christmas, Harry.

Harry Potter: Happy Christmas, Ron. What are you wearing?

Ron Weasley: Uh, Mum made it. Looks like you got one too.

Harry Potter: I got presents.

Ron Weasley: Yeah.

Hagrid shows the heroes Norbert/Earning a Detention

Hagrid: Who is that?

Harry: Malfoy.

Hagrid: Oh, dear.

Rabbit: Yes, Draco Malfoy is a rude young man.

Professor McGonagall: Good evening.

Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.

(At the classroom)

The Forbidden Forest

Piglet: Oh, Hagrid, I don't mean to complain, but I'm afraid I'm scared.

Shaggy: Like, me too.

Scooby-Doo: Me three.

Hagrid: I know how you boys feel.

Ash Ketchum: It's okay to be scared.

Tigger: Yikes, what is that?!

Through the trapdoor

Shaggy: Like, does this sound quiet to you, guys?

Winnie the Pooh: I don't think so.

Scooby-Doo; Uh-uh.

Hermione: The harp, it's stop playing.

(There was a growling)

Piglet: Was that a rumbly in your tumbly, Pooh?

Pooh: I don’t think so, piglet.

Hermione: Curious. I've never seen birds like these.

Harry Potter: They're not birds. They're keys and I'll bet one of them fits that door.

(Harry, Ron, Hermione and the heroes stare at the broom.)

Hermione: What's this all about?

Harry Potter: I don't know.

Sandy Cheeks: It's hard to say.

(Hermione, Ron and the heroes walk up to the door as Harry looks at the broom,)

Harry Potter; Strange.

Ron: Alohomora!

Goofy: Uh, I don't think it's working, Ron.

Ron: Well, it's worth a try.

Hermione: (groans in frustration) What are we going to do? There must be a thousand keys out there.

Ron: We're looking for a big old fashioned one. Probably rusty like the handle.

Harry Potter: (points to one of the keys) There, I see! The one with a broken wing!

Final Battle

Harry: (shocked) You!

(The heroes gasp in shock.)

Pooh Bear: Professor Quirrell?

Piglet: Oh, d-dear.

Rabbit: It's impossible!

Pikachu: Pika!

Voldemort: Harry Potter, we meet again.

(The heroes gasp in horror.)

Shaggy: Zoinks!

Ash Ketchum: You! You're that evil wizard who killed Harry's parents!

Pikachu: (sparks sputtering) Pika!

Voldemort: That is right, my boy. I see you're all friends of Harry Potter.

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(Harry tries to run away)

Voldemort: Stop him!

Harry's recovery

(Harry wakes up in the hospital wing he gets up and puts his glasses on and sees many goodies)