Pooh's Adventures of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets/Transcript

Opening/Meet Dobby

(The movie begins)

Winnie the Pooh: Hello, Harry. Remember us?

Harry Potter: Why, of course I remember you all. It's great to see you all.

Tigger: Say, Harry. How ya doing?

Rabbit: How's your summer coming along.

Harry Potter: Miserable. Especially with Uncle Vernon, Aunt Petunia and Dudley.

Donald Duck: Oh, boy.

Littlefoot: Have you kept in touch with Ron and Hermonie?

Harry Potter: Yeah, I've tried to write letters to both of them. But they haven't written me back.

Pooh: We’re ever so sorry, Harry.

(Hedwig chirps and hoots at Harry to let her out of the cage.)

Harry Potter: I can’t let you out, Hedwig. I'm not allowed to use magic outside of school. My friends can’t also let you either. Besides, if Uncle Vernon-

Uncle Vernon: (yelling angrily from downstairs) Harry Potter!

Harry Potter: (to Hedwig) Now you've done it. (to heroes) See what I mean, guys.

Misty: (groans) Same old Vernon.

Tigger: I see the Dursleys haven't changed a bit.

Goofy: I can’t believe the dursleys are your family.

Harry Potter: Tell me about it. (He gets up)

(Downstairs petunia was making a pudding just as Harry comes in)

Petunia: He’s in there. Vernon.

(Harry comes in the living room)

Vernon: I’m warning you if you can’t control that silly bird, it’ll have to go.

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Dobby: Harry Potter. It’s such an honor.

(Harry closes the door)

Harry Potter: Who are you?

Dobby: Dobby. Dobby the house elf.

Harry: Not to be rude or anything, but this isn’t a good time to have a house elf in my bedroom.

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Harry Potter: You see why I got to back? I don't belong here. I belong in your world, at Hogwarts. It's the only place I got friends.

Dobby: Friends you don't even write to, Harry Potter?

Harry Potter: Well you see- Hold on. How did you know that my friends haven’t been writing back to me?

Dobby:

Harry Potter: Give me those. Now.

Escaping the Dursleys/The Burrow

(Later Vernon finished screwing in the window bars)

Vernon: You're never going back to that school and you're never gonna see those freaky friends of yours again. Never!

Misty: You're just a bully!

Pikachu: Pika!

(Later that night Harry and his friends were sleeping just as they heard a noise that woked them up. He gets out of bed and looks out his window and sees something coming closer and came was a flying car and drives from the side. It was Ron, Fred and George)

Ron Weasley: Hi Harry. Hi Pooh.

Harry Potter: Ron, Fred, George. What are you all doing here?

Ron Weasley: Rescuing you and the others of course. Now come on, get your trunk.

(Harry packs his trunk and Ron puts a hook on the window bar)

Ron: Better stand back. (Harry stood back) Let’s go!

(The car moves forward and pulls the bars, but it woke up Vernon and petunia)

Petunia Dursley: What is it?

(The car’s trunk opens)

Vernon Dursley: Potter!

Dudley: Dad, what's going on?

(Vernon unlocks the door while Harry brings Hedwig to the car.)

Misty: Vernon's coming!

Ron: Come on, Harry, hurry up!

Vernon: Petunia, they're escaping!

(Harry attempts to get in the car but Vernon caught one of Harry’s legs)

Ron: I got you Harry.

Vernon: Come here!

Harry: Let go of me!

Vernon: Oh no, boy! You and that bloody pigeon and the weird friends of yours are not going anywhere!

Harry: Get off!

Ron: Drive!

George: Fred, drive!

(Fred drives and caused Vernon to lose his balance and falls down)

Dudley: Dad! Are you alright?!

(Vernon gets up)

Shaggy Rogers: Sayonara, Vernon.

Cera: Yeah, hasta a la vista.

Ash Ketchum: So long.

(Misty sticks her tongue out)

(Harry happily closes the door and the car flew away as Vernon looks gawking at the car flying)

Ron Weasley: By the way, Harry... Happy birthday.

(The car flew away. Cuts to morning as the car approaches a rundown tall house and the car lands. The heroes and the Weasley brothers enter the burrow)

Fred Weasley: Okay come on.

(The heroes looked at the kitchen and see a pan getting scrubbed without a human)

Knockturn Alley/Meet Gilderoy Lockhart

Molly Weasley: Okay Harry. You go first.

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Creepy Witch: Not lost are you, my dears?

Winnie the Pooh: No, ma'am.

Harry Potter: We're fine, thank you. we were just-

(Creepy people walk up to surround Harry and the heroes.)

Creepy Witch: Come with us. We'll help you find your way back.

Harry Potter: No, please.

Simba: Harry, don't talk to that lady.

Hagrid: Harry? Pooh Bear? Ash? Littlefoot? SpongeBob? Simba?

Heroes: (with Harry) Hagrid!

Winnie the Pooh: Oh, thank goodness you're here.

Draco Malfoy: Bet you love that didn’t you Potter? Famous Harry Potter.

Littlefoot: Well, Malfoy, we see you haven't changed a bit.

Draco Malfoy: That’s right you extinct creature.

Ginny Weasley: Leave them alone.

Flying to Hogwarts/The Whomping Willow

(The crash into the wall)

Conductor: Oi, what you all think you’re doing?

Harry Potter: Oh nothing. Just lost control of the trolley.

Daphne: Yes. Faulty wheels.

(the conductor leaves)

Harry: Why can’t we get through?

In Trouble/Mandrakes

Littlefoot: Oh, boy, we are in trouble.

Argus Filch: Oh, dear, you are right.

(Cut to Snape with the daily prophet)

Severus Snape: You were seen by no less than 7 muggles. Do you have any idea how serious this is? You have risked the exposure of our world. Not to mention the damage you inflicted on a Whomping Willow that's been on these grounds since before you were born.

Ron Weasley: Honestly, Professor Snape, I think it did more damage to us.

Severus Snape: Silence.

Ash Ketchum: Yes, Professor.

Severus Snape: I assure you that were you in Slytherin and your fate rested with me the both of you and Pooh and his friends would be on the train home tonight. As it is.

Dumbledore: They are not.

Harry Potter: Professor Dumbledore. Professor McGonagall.

Patrick: Oh, are we glad to see you.

Severus Snape: Headmaster, these boys have flouted the Decree for the Restriction of Underage Wizardy. As such...

Dumbledore: I am well aware of our bylaws, Severus, having written quite a few of them myself. However as head of Gryffindor House, it is for Professor McGonagall to determine the appropriate action.

Ron Weasley: We'll go and get our stuff then.

McGonagall: What are you talking about, Mr. Weasley?

Daphne Blake: Aren't you going to expel Harry and Ron?

McGonagall: Not today, Miss Blake... (to Harry and Ron) but I must impress on both of you the seriousness of what you have done. I will be writing to your families tonight, and you will both receive detention.

Misty: That sounds fair.

Velma Dinkley: It’s worth it.

(Later the next day, we go to a green house where an elderly professor comes in)

Professor: Morning everyone,

Ron gets a Howler

Dean Thomas: Hey Ron. Is that your owl?

(Errol flies into the Great Hall and crashes in front of Ron. The Slytherins all laugh)

Ron: Bloody bird's a menace. (He takes a red envelope from Errol. As the owl flies away, Ron looks at the envelope) Oh, no!

Seamus: Look, everyone, Weasley's got himself a Howler.

Neville: Go on, Ron. I ignored one from my Gran once. It was horrible.

(Ron tentatively opens the envelope)

Howler: [in Mrs. Weasley's voice] RONALD WEASLEY! [rearranges itself into a floating mouth] HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR! I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED! YOUR FATHER'S NOW FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK, AND IT'S ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT! IF YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE, WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME! [turns to Ginny, also sitting at the table] Oh, and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor. Your father and I are so proud. [sticks out its tongue at Ron and then tears itself up and everyone looks at Ron)

Pixie Trouble/Malfoy calls Hermione a mudblood

Sandy Cheeks: There's too many of them!

Fred Jones: We can't take them all!

Ron Weasley: What do we do now?!

Hermione: Immobulous!

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Neville: Why’s it always me?

(Later that day)

Oliver Wood: I spent the summer of devising a whole new quidditch program we are going to train early harder and- I don’t believe it.

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Draco Malfoy: No one asked your opinion, you filthy little mudblood.

(Hermione felt hurt and angry upon hearing it.)

Tigger: Oh, bad choice of words.

Ron Weasley: You'll pay for that one, Malfoy! Eat slugs!

(However as he cast a spell it backfired due to his wand being damaged)

Making the Polyjuice potion/Rogue Bludger

(Hagrid, Ron, Hermione and the heroes check on Harry.)

Harry Potter: Thank you.

Hermione Granger: Are you okay?

Harry Potter. No. I think-I think my arm is broken.

Professor Lockhart: Not to worry, Harry. I will fix that arm of yours straight away.

Harry Potter: No. Not you.

Rabbit: You'll make it worse.

Professor Lockhart: Oh, boy. He and his friends don't know what they're saying. (pulls up Harry's sleeve) This won't hurt a bit.

(Hermonie looks on with concern while Ron, Hagrid and the heroes look at each other with suspicion about Lockhart.)

Professor Lockhart: Brackium Emendo!

(Lockhart casts a spell on Harry's arm but then it becomes rubber as the students, Ron and the heroes groan in disgust.)

Professor Lockhart: Ah, yes. Well, that can sometimes happen. But, uh, the point is uh. (stretches Harry's arm) You can no longer feel any pain and very clear that the bones are not broken.

Hagrid: Broken?! There's no bones left!

Sandy Cheeks: Harry's bones in his arm are gone?!

Professor Lockhart: Much more flexible though.

Squidward: We told you'd make it worse!

Donald Duck: Nice going, Professor Lockhart!

Encountering Dobby again/Moaning Myrtle

Ron Weasley: Who's Moaning Myrtle?

Moaning Myrtle: I'm Moaning Myrtle!

Winnie the Pooh: Oh, my!

The diary/Time travel

(Harry, Ron and the heroes see the water flooding the hall.)

Harry Potter: What's this?

Ron Weasley: Yuck!

Daphne Blake: Where's that water coming from?

Harry Potter: Looks like Moaning Myrtle's flooded the bathroom.

(The flood came from overflowing sinks at the girls' bathroom. Harry, Ron, and the heroes hear Moaning Myrtle crying.)

Moaning Myrtle: You all come to throw something else at me?

Harry Potter: Why I throw something at you?

Moaning Myrtle: Don't ask me.

Winnie the Pooh: We wouldn't throw anything at you.

Moaning Myrtle: Why not?

Piglet: Because that would be cruel if we do something like that.

Moaning Myrtle: Well, since all of you can't throw anything at me. Here I am, minding my own business and someone think it's funny to throw a book at me.

Timon: I see nothing funny about this.

Simba: That's right and throwing books or anything at you is no laughing matter.

Ron Weasley: Well, it can't hurt if someone throws something at you. I mean it will just go through you.

(Myrtle flies down)

Moaning Myrtle: (suddenly becomes angry) Sure! Let's all throw books at Myrtle because she can't feel it. Ten points if you get it through her stomach! Fifty points that it goes through her head!

Harry Potter: But who threw it at you, anyway?

Moaning Myrtle: (sweetly) I don't know. I didn't see them.

???: Why not?

Moaning Myrtle: Well, I was just sitting in the u-bend thinking about death. (sighs) And it fell through the top of my head.

???: It did?

Moaning Myrtle: (sadly, nodding) Mmm-hmm.

(She flies away as she kept crying.)

The diary is gone/Hermione petrified

(The heroes gasp in deep shock upon seeing Hermione petrified.)

Ron Weasley: (horrified) Hermione.

Winnie the Pooh: (gasps) Oh no.

Piglet: Not you too, Hermione.

Shaggy Rogers: How did that happen?

Professor McGonagall: She was found near the library. (shows them a mirror) Among with this.

Cornelius Fudge/Follow the Spiders

Ron Weasley: They’re heading to the dark forest.

Clues to the chamber of secrets/Lockhart a fraud

(Later they head into DATDA classroom)

Harry Potter: Lockhart maybe useless but he’s gonna try to get into the chamber. At least we can tell him what we know. (They enter his office) Professor we have some information for you! (They see him getting packed up)

Cera: Just where do you think you're going?

Harry Potter: Are you going somewhere?

Gilderoy: Well yes. Urgent call unavoidable. Gotta go.

Ron Weasley: What about my sister?

Piglet: Yes. She’ll be trapped down there forever.

Gilderoy Lockhart: Well um, as to that most unfortunate no one regrets more than I.

Ron Weasley: Youre the defense against the dark arts teacher. You can’t go now!

Sandy Cheeks: Yes. Think of the school and your fans.

Gilderoy Lockhart: Well I must say. When I took the job, there was nothing in the job description about this-

Harry Potter: You’re running away? After all that stuff you did in your books?

Gilderoy Lockhart: Books could be misleading.

Rabbit: Misleading? You wrote them.

Harry Potter: That’s right.

Gilderoy Lockhart: My dear boy and rabbit. Do you use your common sense? My books wouldn’t have sold half as well if people didn’t think I done all those things.

Harry Potter: Youre a fraud! You just been taking credit for what other wizards had done!

Tigger: (sputters) What?!

Piglet: What?!