Editing Pooh's Adventures of Cowman: The Uddered Avenger/Transcript (section)

== The Battle Begins/ "Holding Out For a Hero" ==
(The Monster and the villains continued wrecking the fair)
* '''Merton:''' Ok, it sounds like you're all as excited as I am to see who wins this year's blue ribbon. So let's get to the judging, shall we?

(The monsters grabs the Pizza Dudes)
* '''Pizza Boy 1#:''' Dude, we're totally about to be eaten by a prehistoric ear of corn.
* '''Pizza Boy 2#:''' Awesome.
* '''Otis:''' I gotta save 'em. Cow-springs, spring-tivate. (jumps high and saves them)
* '''Tigger:''' Nice save, Otis!
* '''Pizza Boy 1#''': Let's go blog about this. (runs off with the other one)
* '''Merton:''' Our first entry is is Sadie McClusky's morning glories. Hmm, leaf fungus, clogged primary sphericals. Eh, I don't think so. (smashes the plant)
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Otis, the pirate ride!
* '''Otis:''' (grabs one side of it) Hey, corn-creep, over here.
* '''Corn Monster:''' Huh? 
(Otis lets go of the boat and the monster shrieked in pain)
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' That's gotta hurt.
* '''Merton:''' (smashing plants) Articular basil stems. Bifurcated root system. Smells weird. Well, I guess that means that this year's blue ribbon goes to. Me, yay!
(The monsters chased Otis to the drop ride)
* '''Otis:''' Make way for gravity. (slams the ride into the monster but it grabs Otis and Rabbit)
* '''Piglet:''' Oh, no. It got Otis and Rabbit.
* '''Merton:''' For his brilliant and original creation of a monstrous, fair-stomping ear of corn, I present this blue ribbon to Merton Fargleman! Oh, I, why, this is such a surprise, I really wasn't prepared. First of all, I'd like to thank my imaginary girlfriend who's been very supportive.
* '''Otis:''' Nice corn monster. Oh, good boy, whoa, hey, big fellow.
* '''Adagio Dazzle:''' So any last words before this monster eats you whole?
* '''Rabbit:''' Let me answer that by saying...HELP!!!!!
* '''Abby:''' Lasso attack! (wraps the monsters legs)
* '''Merton:''' I'd like to thank all the little people I had to destroy to get here. You were all special in your own- Huh? (the monster was about to fall on him) NOOOOOO!!!!!!
* '''Otis:''' We're saved, but by whom?
* '''Abby:''' By me, Cowgirl.
* '''Peck:''' And the Justice Brood.
* '''Freddy:''' Stop looking at me.
* '''Otis:''' Abby, guys, oh, am I glad to see you.
* '''Peck:''' I'm sorry we didn't believe in you, Otis. You're the greatest superhero we know personally.
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, you know, I was saying that- wait, what do you mean "personally"?
* '''Pig:''' Well, you know, Thunder-boy does some nice work.
* '''Peck:''' And I hear some very good things about Magnetic Man.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Uh guys. I think we some small problems.

(The corn monster got back up with Merton driving it)
* '''Merton:''' You have plagued me for the last time, Justice Brood. And now with my specially-designed rumble seat I shall personally see to your destruction. Now promenade. And step back, bend the knee, sashay, big hips... jazz hands.
* '''Pig:''' Wow, they're really good.
* '''Dr. Facilier:''' You heroes have really got on our nerves!
* '''Ace Savvy:''' And we're gonna take you down. Because I called some backup!
* '''Lord Zedd:''' You and what army, boy?
* '''Night Club:''' That would be us!
* '''Adagio Dazzle:''' What the--!?!?
* '''Ace Savvy:''' Villains, meet my family and your worst nightmare!
* '''The High Card:''' Alright, guys, (lifts up her mask) Let's deal with these losers!
* '''VO:''' ''The High Card!''
* '''Dr. Facilier:''' Great, who are these guys?
* '''Otis:''' Say hello to The Full Deck!
* '''VO:''' ''The'' ''Full'' ''Deck!''
(Then the Human Mane 6 comes out)
* '''Rita Repulsa:''' You think a bunch of kids is going to stop us.
* '''Tommy Oliver:''' Not just them, Rita!
* '''Lord Zedd:''' What, the Power Rangers?! Here?! I knew it! Tengas, destroy them!
(Lord Zed send his Tenga Warriors)
* '''Tommy Oliver:''' Now it's our turn. It's Morphin Time!
* '''Kimberly Ann Hart:''' Pterodactyl! (turns into the Pink Ranger)
* '''Billy Cranston:''' Triceratops! (turns into the Blue Ranger)
* '''Rocky DeSantos:''' Tyrannosaurus! (turns into the Red Ranger)
* '''Adam Park:''' Mastodon! (turns into the Black Ranger)
* '''Aisha Campbell:''' Saber Tooth Tiger! (Turns into the Yellow Ranger)
* '''Tommy Oliver:''' White Tiger! (Turns into the White Ranger)

(They do a flip and are ready for battle)

(Holding out For a Hero plays)
* '''Merton:''' Crush them!
* '''Rabbit:''' Take no prisoners!
* '''Mickey:''' Let's get 'em!

(The Battle begins)
* '''Dr. Facilier:''' Let's see what you got against my friends, princess. (whistles for his shadows)
* '''The Queen of Diamonds:''' Excuse you, Shadow Man. I am the queen.
* '''VO:''' ''The Queen of Diamonds.'' (She throws her tiara and knocks some shadows out)
* '''Aria Blaze:''' Well don't just stand there, get the baby!

(Lily holds up 2 full diaper-bombs)
* '''VO:''' ''The Deuce.''
* '''The Deuce:''' Bombs away!

(Lily throws the diaper-bombs and disperse the shadows)

(Pooh throws some ice cream that blinds the Tengas)
* '''The Night Club:''' (plugs in her guitar) Get ready to do the Bad Guy Shuffle!
* '''VO:''' ''The Night Club!''
(Luna blasted them into a hole that Lucy made)
* '''The Eight of Spades:''' No aces in this hole.
* '''VO:''' ''The Eight of Spades!''
* '''Goldar:''' If you want something done, do it yourself.
* '''The Card Counter:''' Don't count your cards before their dealt, Goldar.
* '''VO:''' ''The'' ''Card'' ''Counter!''
(Lisa suddenly pulls out a abacus)
* '''Goldar:''' (laughs) Whatcha gonna do, tax me to death.
* '''The Card Counter:''' Oh, couldn't I get a stronger weapon that an a abacus! (throws it at Goldar and it explodes) Oh, never mind. It's actually quite defective.
* '''The Strong Suit:''' (runs and rams few Tengas) 52 Pickup!
* '''VO:''' ''The Strong Suit!''
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Our turn.

(The Human Mane Five, Sci-Twi and Spike charged in)
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Keep it up, guys.
* '''Rita Repulsa:''' Not so fast! (grabs Pooh and Piglet with chains)
* '''Tigger:''' Oh, no. It's Rita!
* '''Rabbit:''' And she's got Pooh and Piglet!
* '''The Eleven of Hearts:''' Hey, guys, check out my new outfit. It's perfect for fall weather and springing into action! (uses the sash on her outfit and saves Pooh and Piglet) Ugh, these chains are so 90's!
* '''VO:''' ''The Eleven of Hearts!''
* '''Dr. Facilier:''' You stubborn Brats!
* '''Human Applejack:''' What do we do?
* '''The Royal Flush:''' Hey, Shadow Man, go fish! (loosens a pipe)
* '''VO:''' ''The Royal Flush!''
* '''Sonata Dusk:''' I'm out of here!

(Suddenly a Jack in the Box appears out of nowhere and scares Dusk)
* '''The Joker:''' I see your bet and raise you! [laughs]
* '''VO:''' ''The Joker!''
* '''Dr. Facilier:''' Time to end you once and for all.
* '''Tommy:''' That's what you think. (grabs his amulet and blast it)
* '''Dr. Facilier:''' No! No! Gah!! How am I going to pay back my debt! [gasps as he sees the spirits] Friends!
* '''Spirits:''' '''ARE YOU READY?!!'''
* '''Dr. Facilier:''' No! I’m not ready at all! In fact, I’ve got lots of more plans!
* '''Spirits: ARE YOU READY?!!'''
* '''Dr. Facilier:''' This is just a…mindless setback and a major operation…AAA!!!… Once I look for another spell, we’ll be back in business! I still got that Pooh and his friends locked away… I just need a little more time. [gasps] No! Don’t please, no! GAH!!! Just a little more time! I promise I’ll pay y’all back! I promise! [screams as he's plunged into the Underworld]
[A gravestone of Dr. Facilier appeared]
* '''Tigger:''' Dah-haha! Now that's what I call shreiffing!
* '''Aria Blaze:''' You have defeated the Shadow Man.
* '''Adiago Dazzle:''' But we won't be so easy.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Don't count on it!
(Started to sing)

'''[Sunset Shimmer]'''

''You're never gonna bring me down''

''You're never gonna break this part of me''

''My friends are here to bring me 'round''

''Not singing just for popularity''

'''[Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle]'''

''We're here to let you know''

''That we won't let it go''

'''[The Rainbooms]'''

''Our music is a bomb and it's about to blow''

'''[Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle]'''

''And you can try to fight''

''But we have got the light of''

'''[The Rainbooms]'''

''Friendship on our side!''

''Got the music in our hearts''

''We're here to blow this thing apart''

''And together, we will never''

''Be afraid of the dark''

''Here to sing our song out loud''

''Get you dancing with the crowd''

''As the music of our friendship''

''Survives, survives!''

''Got the music in our hearts''

''We're here to blow this thing apart''

''And together, we will never''

''Be afraid of the dark''

''Here to sing our song out loud''

''Get you dancing with the crowd''

''As the music of our friendship''

''Survives, survives, survives!''

(The Dazzlings were blown away)
* '''Tommy Oliver:''' Nice one, guys.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' 4 down, 4 to go.
* '''Rita Repulsa:''' Don't count on it!
* '''Lord Zedd: '''We won't be beaten so easily.
* '''Human Pinkie Pie:''' What do we do?
* '''Rocky DeSantos:''' I think someone have against Lord Zedd, so we can take the rest easily.
* '''Eeyore:''' But who would do that kind of battle?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' I will!
* '''Wanda:''' Timmy, are you sure?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' This has to end, Wanda.
* '''Wanda:''' Ok, sport.
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' Good luck, Timmy.
* '''Tigger:''' We're rooting for you.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Bring it on Zedd, because I am ready!
* '''Lord Zedd:''' I'm already for this battle, Turner.
<nowiki> </nowiki>(Timmy and Zedd's battle begins)
* '''The Eleven of Hearts:''' Oooh. That's gotta hurt.
* '''Ace Savvy:''' Watch out, Timmy!

(Timmy falls down)
* '''Lord Zedd:''' Gotcha, you buck toothed brat.
* '''Rabbit:''' He got Timmy right where he wants him!
* '''Donald Duck:''' What do we do?
* '''Lord Zedd:''' So long, Turner. (charges up his staff)
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' NOOOOO!!!!! (Unleashes a sonic blast to change Zedd's staff to a snake)
* '''Lord Zedd:''' What have you done?!
* '''Goldar:''' Lord Zedd. We must retreat.
* '''Lord Zedd:''' Very well. You haven't seen the last of us.
* '''Rita Repulsa:''' We’ll be back.
(Rita, Zedd, and Goldar disappeared)
* '''The High Card:''' That's takes care of them.
* '''Human Fluttershy:''' Are you ok, Timmy?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Yeah, I’m ok for now.
* '''Goofy:''' That was awesome what you did, Sunset.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' It was nothing.
* '''Eeyore:''' Um guys. There's only one more problem to take care of.
* '''Kimberly Ann Hart:''' What's that?
* '''Tigger:''' (point to corn monster) THAT!!!!
(The monster still rampages and it eats Abby)
* '''Otis:''' ABBY!!!!!
* '''Merton:''' Ha, one down, several of you to go. (laughs)
* '''Pip:''' Otis, run, there's nothing you can do.
* '''Otis:''' No, I gotta save Abby.
* '''Eeyore:''' But how are you going to do that?
* '''Otis:''' You and the others create a distraction.
* '''Lincoln:''' Got it.
* '''Otis:''' (sees a stand full of fireworks) Fireworks. Perfect. (straps them to his belt)
* '''Freddy:''' Hey, corn monster, I'm not touching you.
* '''Pig:''' Not touching, not touching, uh-uh, nope.
* '''Peck:''' I'm not touching you, either, is this annoying?
* '''Pip:''' Almost touched you.
* '''Merton:''' Will you stop not touching my Corn Monster?
* '''Otis:''' (with a giant pole) Great, they're distracting him. Thereby allowing me enough time to construct a hastily-improvised catapult, which-

* '''SpongeBob SquarePants:''' Look out, Cowman!

* '''Otis:''' (he turns, gasps, screams and gets eaten)
* '''Pig:''' No!
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Otis!!!!
* '''Otis:''' (sliding down the throat) Ah, this is much deeper than it looked from the outside! (grabs on to a ledge over a pit of stomach acid)
* '''Abby:''' Otis?
* '''Otis:''' Abby, you're alive.
* '''Abby:''' Not for much longer. That stomach acid looks pretty gnarly.
* '''Otis:''' I'm getting us out of here, try to grab my hand.
* '''Abby:''' Otis, wait, this could be the end. And if we don't get out of this, I just want you to know that... that... I kind of like you.
* '''Otis:''' Really? You know, I'm always kind of a jerk to you but, you know, since we're facing certain doom and all the truth is, Abby, I like you, too.
* '''Abby:''' Really? Oh, Otis, that's wonderful.

(Has a romantic moment until...)
* '''Hilly Burford:''' Hey, everybody! (Abby and Otis screams) Hilly Burford, Channel Eight news. You crazy lovebirds got any ideas on how we could get out of here?
* '''Otis:''' Oh, that, yes, I have these fireworks. My friends is going to blast on the outside so all we have to do is...(looks for a match) Milk me, I forgot matches.
* '''Hilly Burford:''' Hey, no problem. I always carry a spare road flare in case the news van breaks down. (he toss Otis the road flare) I tell you what, if I'd have made a list this morning of stuff I thought would've happened to me today, being eaten by a giant corn monster probably wouldn't have cracked the top 10.
* '''Merton:''' (laughing) Who is laughing now? I am. My question was purely rhetorical. Good-bye, Justice Brood.
* '''Billy Cranston:''' I guess this is end.
* '''Goofy:''' Not yet. Look!

(The corn monster started coughing out smoke)
* '''Merton:''' What's wrong, my pet, is it indigestion? Perhaps eating Cowman's friends will settle your stomach.
* '''Peck:''' He's gonna blow.
* '''The Card Counter:''' The plan is working.
* '''Cosmo:''' What plan?
* '''The Card Counter:''' Otis got himself eaten, so he can build indigestion on the inside.
* '''Tommy Oliver:''' Take cover, guys!
* '''Merton:''' No, it can't end like this! I wanted fame, power, my own cable talk show. Perhaps a personal fragrance line.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Too late for that.
* '''Tigger:''' DUCK!!!!
(Both blast destroys the monster into popcorn)

* '''SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star:''' Alright!

(the people began cheering for Otis again, chanting "Cowman!")
* '''Abby:''' Otis, they love you again.
* '''Rabbit:''' You saved the day.
* '''Pip:''' What about Ratboy? They always forget Ratboy.
* '''Goofy:''' Well, at least 3 people liked you.
* '''Man:''' Yay, Ratboy.
* '''Pip:''' (relieved) Well, it's about time.
* '''The Strong Suit:''' Just take what you can.
* '''Piglet:''' Oh, thanks for helping us to defeat Zord Zedd and others... Uh, Tommy?
(They notice that the Power Rangers are gone)
* '''Rabbit:''' Why they’re- they’re gone.
(Everyone was surprised)
* '''Tigger:''' Now that's what I called a disappearing act.
* '''Mayor:''' Take him away, Jerry.
* '''Merton:''' Curse you, Cowman and Justice Brood. I will be avenged. I'll write nasty letters to you with postage due. As soon as I get out of jail, I will ring your doorbell and run. Ow, hey-hey-hey, Officer Hercules, will you stop it with the squeezing and the gripping? (taken away)
* '''Officer Fred:''' Uh, the name's Fred, by the way.
* '''Mayor:''' Yeah, whatever.