Pooh's Adventures of Cowman: The Uddered Avenger/Transcript

Here's the transcript of Pooh's Adventures of Cowman - The Uddered Avenger.

Prologue[edit | edit source]

[Patrick's rock shows up, and cuts to Patrick sitting in his chair, watching TV. SpongeBob soon arrives]

SpongeBob: Patrick! Guess what came in the mail today!
Patrick: OH! WHAT! [SpongeBob takes out a video tape from his back]
SpongeBob: This... [Screen gets a closer cut of video tape]
Patrick: Pooh's Adventures of Cowman: The Uddered Avenger?! Stick It In! [SpongeBob slides the video tape into Patrick's TV, presses a button, and immediately goes to Patrick's couch]

(The movie opens up to a dark night in the city and two bank robbers are coming down the alley)

Robber 1: I told you stealing these empty cash bag with dollar signs would be a sinch.
Robber 2: Yeah. Now, let's get back to the hideout and stuff them with money. (suddenly he was tied up and mysteriously disappeared)
Robber 1: Lenny? Lenny? You're quieter than usual. Where'd you go?

(Suddenly a signal with a cow with a mask on appears on the wall)

???: I'm afraid your friend's a little "tied up".
Robber 1: That light, those horrible puns. It could only mean one thing.
Otis: (as Cowman) That's right punk. It's Cowman.
Pip: (as Ratboy) And Ratboy.

(The robber hits Otis with a trash can lid)

Otis: Garbage can lids, my only weakness. (hit with a tin can) Tin can, my only other weakness. (hit with a loaf of bread) Wheat bread, yet another of my weaknesses.
Pip: Cowman, he's getting away. (points to the robber climbing up the roof)
Otis: Not for long, Rat of Rats. Cowsuckers, suckinate! (started to climb the walls)
Woman: (gasps) You're Cowman.
Otis: Please return to your widescreen TV. Wow, that is a widescreen. Look at that picture. It's actually like I'm at the game.
Pip: Focus.
Otis: Yeah, you can focus...
Pip: Focus on the crime!
Otis: Oh right, crime.
Woman: Go get 'em, Cowman. (continued climbing)
Pip: And Ratboy!
Woman: Whatever.

(As they made it to the roof, the robber knocks the board between the two buildings. Otis then uses his boots springs to jump across, but he fell then jumps back up but lands in the roof)

Otis: Ow, ow, ow. Oh, that is very painful.
Robber 1: Looks like the tables have turn, Cowman. (pulls out a taser)
Pip: (with a can tied to his back) Jetpack, activate. (punches the robber and knocks away the taser)
Otis: Sayonara, dirtbag. (punches the robber all the way to the clock) Hehe. Looks like he'll be doing some time.
Pip: Hmmm, I don't get it.
Otis: Cause its a big clock. You know, he'll be doing time meaning in prison.
Pip: I'm not following.
Otis: It's a pretty common phr-- forget it. Cowman--
Pip: And Ratboy--
Both: AWAY!!! (swings off into the night and some people take pictures)

(Credits plays)

At the Barnyard/ Guarding the Kernel[edit | edit source]

(At the Barnyard, Otis tells everyone about his and Pip stopping crime)

Otis: So then I said, "Looks like he'll be doing some time."
Pig: I don't get it.
Pip: That's what I said.
Luan: I get it. He was stuck on a clock.
Otis: See? She gets it.
Eeyore: If he was doing time, wouldn't he be in jail?
Scruffy: Yeah, but he was stuck to a clock.
Otis: Oh, nevermind. The point is our superhero fame is really growing.
Bessie: Earth to superlosers, no one cares.
Peck: Yeah, Otis. You've would've been killed.
Rabbit: Or got captured by one of our enemies.
Freddy: Or got a super-suit rash.
Abby: I think what Otis did was brave and wonderful.
Pig: Yeah, that's because you like him.
Louds Girls: Oooooooooh!
Otis: No she doesn't. Do you?
Peck, Pig, and Freddy: Abby likes Otis! Abby likes Otis!
Abby: Do not! Do not! Do not! Lalalalalalala---
Otis: Guys, guys, getting off point. This superhero thing might really take off and if you guys joined us as the Justice Brood, we can all do it together.
Sunset Shimmer: Sounds tempting.
Scruffy: It could be lots of fun
Timmy Turner: Yeah.
Winnie the Pooh: What about the rest of you?

(Everyone stood quiet)

Pig: Hey, who wants to clog dance?
Freddy: Ooh, I'm in.
Peck: Sweet.

(All three clog danced)

Abby: Otis, I don't know about them, but I love to join you gu---
Otis: Hold that thought, Abby. Pip, my cow senses are tingling.
Pip: Your what?
Otis: My cow senses. Do you remember I was once bit by an alien cow and became down with bovine superpowers?
Pip: That never happened.
Otis: Nevertheless, my cow sense never lies.
Pip: Hey you're right. The Cow-signal.

(They see the Cow-signal)

Otis: We're being summoned. To the cow-cycle..Mooooooooo.

(At the Mayor's office)

Mayor: (playing with a stapler and a pencil cup) May I have his dance, Madame Stapler. Why Mr. Pencil Cup, aren't you the bold one. (makes them dance)
Otis: Sorry to interrupt your office supply hoedown. Mooo--(hit with the top of a window) Ow.
Pip: Moo-ow? No, it just moo.
Otis: I know how to moo it's just I hit my head.
Mayor: Ahem!
Otis: Mr. Mayor, sir, we came as soon as we could.
Mayor: I'm glad to see you, boys. Now here's the deal: I got a job for you followers, okay?
Otis: We won't let you down. Cowman and Ratboy, away!
Mayor: Where you going? Do you want to know what it is?
Otis: Uh right. What it is. (whispering to Pip) That's why he's the mayor.
Mayor: Well, as you know, the county fair starts tomorrow. Folks are coming from all over the county to see the fair's main exhibit. (Points to a giant kernel) The Jurassic Corn Kernel.

(Otis and Pip are amazed)

Otis: That is something.
Pip: What the heck is it?
Mayor: It's a giant prehistoric corn kernel. Perfectly preserved since dinosaur times. It's the only one in the world.
Otis: And you want us to guard it.
Mayor: No, I want you to dress it up, take it dancing. Of course I want you to guard it. Here's the key to the display case.
Otis: This ancient nugget of corny goodness will be safe with us. (whispers) We were never here. (throws a smoke bomb but fails) Sorry, I'm still working on the formula for that one. Anyway, Cowman...
Pip: And Ratboy...
Both: AWAY...(fall but realizes they're already on the ground)
Pip: Wow, guarding that corn kernel will be an awesome responsibility.
Otis: Are you kidding, it'll be a cakewalk on Planet Easy. What kind of wacked-out super-loon would bother to steal some old corn kernel?

Growth of a New Villain[edit | edit source]

(At a plant laboratory)

Familiar male voice: Working with this evil plant guy makes me ill. I don't know why Bowser make us work with him, because he fail to capture Pooh and his lackys around by this called Barnyard. Well this plan, it's going to be different.
Rita Repulsa: Aw, give me a break! Bowser always say that.
Lord Zedd: How would you know?! Him, Bowser Jr. and the Dazzlings have failed their missions too. Well this time Bowser has send us here to complete his plan and we will get that bear and his pals for him, even that talking Cow too! Isn't that right, Merton?
Merton: That's right, and all we had to do is steal the Jurassic Corn Kernel! Only I, Merton Fargleman, twisted botanical genius can harness the power of its prehistoric DNA. And so I shall! (laughs) Greenhouse meeting, everyone. (plant hybirds gather around him) I assume you all recall how my brilliant plant hybrids were rejected at the county fair year after year after year! Exploding-avocado bush, you remember, right? Well, this year I shall use the Jurassic Kernel to create a plant so amazing, so terrifying, so capable of bone-crushing mayhem that I, Merton Fargleman, shall finally win the coveted blue ribbon.
Plants: (applaused)
Merton: Why, thank you, you're too kind, really. I'm here all week, try the water. But if my plan is to succeed I must assume a bewildering disguise, like so. (puts on a mustache and the plants gasp) My doctor says that evil, gloating laughter excites my angina but I shall laugh just the same.
Goldar: So, where the troops that Bowser had send us?
Familiar voice: Right here!

(Then it was the Dazzlings and Dr. Facilier)

Lord Zedd: Oh, my great friends. It's happy to seen you four again.
Aria Blaze: Glad to be working with 3 original villains who once took on the Power Rangers.
Goldar: The pleasure is ours.
Dr. Facilier: Now, that we have the gang all together, we must think a plan to capture our enemies.
Lord Zedd: Yes, Facilier. I think is a good time to put my plan to destruction in moshing. (Laughing)
Goldar: I'm sure it's a brilliant plan, oh evil one. But how you do it?
Lord Zedd: (Groals) Have you have no brain at all, we make sure this plan will work this time.
Merton: That's right, my Lord! (Laughs) Oh, there it is.

Meeting Old and New Friends/Big Announcement[edit | edit source]

(Meanwhile, back at the Barnyard)

Timmy Turner: I can't believe that Otis and Pip are famous superheroes now.
Winnie the Pooh: One minute they we're stopping Mrs. Beady from revealing Otis and Cosmo's identity
Piglet: Next their full time superheroes.
Lincoln: Things can't get any better than this.
Familiar Voice: Hi, everybody.
Tigger: Well, what do you know?

(Then, The Human Mane 5, Sci-Twi, Spike the Dog, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy comes in)

Goofy: It's been a long time, everyone.
Rabbit: Well it's great to see you too.
Lincoln: Wait, you guys know them?
Piglet: Yep, their friends we meet for a long time.
Timmy Turner: Yeah, the help us from throw of Pooh's past adventures.
Winnie the Pooh: Guys, I want you to meet our good friends. Rainbow Dash, Applejack, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Rairty, Sci-Twi, Spike the Dog, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Mickey Mouse: Hey, everybody.
Lincoln: Hi, I'm Lincoln and these are my sisters.
Lori: I'm Lori.
Leni: I'm Leni.
Luna: Luna, at your service.
Luan: I'm Luan.
Lynn: Lynn Loud Jr.
Lucy: Hello, I'm Lucy.
Lana: Lana, nice to meet ya.
Lola: Lola Loud, charmed I'm sure.
Lisa: Lisa Loud, Ph.d.
Lily: Lily.
Scruffy: And I'm Scruffy.
-And these are our other friends,
Spike the Dog: Nice to meet you all.
Leni: Did that dog just talked?
Timmy Turner: Really? You're in a barn full of talking animals and now you noticed?

(Then Otis and Pip comes in)

Otis: Guys, great news.
Winnie the Pooh: What is it Otis?
Otis: You know how we've always wanted to go to the county fair but we can't because we're talking barn animals?
Abby: Yeah.
Pig: Keep talking.
Freddy: Go on.
Otis: The mayor wants Cowman 'y Ratboy to guard a giant corn rutabaga
Pip: Corn kernel.
Otis: Right- and you guys can all join us as the Justice Brood, huh?
Sunset Shimmer: I'm in.
Freddy: Not interested.
Pig: I find the tights chafing.
Abby: What, come on, fellows. This is our chance to strike fear into the hearts of evil-doers. (moos so loud it anyone everyone)
Otis: Well, I like Abby's and Sunset's spirit. Guys, come on, this'll make us the most famous superheroes in the tri-county area.
Peck: Yeah, I don't know, Otis. Isn't it a little risky going out in public?
Otis: Risky, what's risky? Come on, not as long as we're in our costumes. We can get away with anything.
Wanda: It's sounds to risky.
Human Rainbow Dash: Don't worry. We'll be right by your side.
Timmy Turner: And besides, I hear they're selling funnel cake.

(Everyone gets excited)

Otis: Justice Brood, assemble.

(Everyone gets dressed up in their superhero costumes)

-We look totally amazing.
-I couldn't agree more.
Otis: You got that right. Now, get some rest everyone. For tomorrow, the Justice Brood make their grand entrance.
Luna: Whoo-whoo! Rock and Roll (accidently rockets through the door)
-You ok, Night Club?
Luna: I'm good.

At the County Fair/The Lost of a Superhero's Trust[edit | edit source]

(The next day, at the County Fair)

Pizza Boy 1#: Step right up.
Pizza Boy 2#: See the awesome corn kernel from beyond the dawn of time.
Mayor: Now hold on a second, I don't remember hiring you boys.
Pizza Boy 1#: You didn't.
Pizza Boy 2#: Yeah, we're from the pizza booth. We just like announcing stuff.
Mrs. Beady: Why can't you grow corn like that, Mr. lump? Mr. only-grows-tiny-corn?
Mr. Beady: What's wrong with tiny corn? Tiny corn makes life a candy land.

(The barnyard animals comes in as superheroes as Pooh and his friends watched from behind the crowd)

Otis: There is no need for fear. Cowman is somewhat near.

(The crowd gets excited and a woman faints)

Mrs. Beady: (gasps) Nathan, it's those animals from next door pretending to be superheroes again.
Mr. Beady: [Sighs] Just pretend you're deaf.
Otis: Please stand for our superhero roll call.
Pip: Ratboy! (squeaks)
Pig: Mr. Hamtastic and Skunky.
Peck: Green [coughs] rooster. (coughs) Sorry give me a minute
Freddy: Paranoid Man. Stop looking at me. Thank you, thank you.
Abby: And I'm cowgirl. (moos loudly but then stopped by Freddy, Peck and Pig)
Otis: Let evil-doers tremble beneath their mommy's housecoats for we are...
Animals: The Justice Brood!
Winnie the Pooh: Looks like things are going to a good start.
Sci-Twi: And no trouble so far.
Man: Hey, how about an autograph?
Otis: Well, I don't know, that'd mean I'd have ..THIS STACK OF 8x10 GLOSSY PHOTOS.
Pip: All right, step right up, $1 an autograph. Have your money out, let's go, let's go, let's go, no coupons accepted.
Mrs. Beady: You don't fool me, Cowman. You're that rude cow from next door.
Rabbit: Great. It's Mrs. Beady
-Who's that?
Scruffy: She's this crazy lady who wants to expose Otis and his friends.
-And send us to Bowser.
-Oh.
Otis: I got this. Mr. Hamtastic.
Pig: I'm on it. (sprays Beady with the skunk and faints)

(Later that day, Otis was still signing autographs.)

Abby: Oh, cowman? Shouldn't we be guarding the jurassic corn kernel?
Goofy: Yeah what if someone tries to steal it?
Otis: Relax, guys, it's a piece of corn. And no one's gonna steal corn, mainly because it's corn. Now just sit back---

(Suddenly everyone was distracted by air balloon coming down.)

Merton: Greetings and felicitations. Hi, everybody, hello.
Man: Wow, check out that balloon guy.
Woman: He's even more interesting than cowman.

(Everyone started to come towards the balloon)

Otis: Hey, what, where's everybody going?
Winnie the Pooh: Looks like they're going to the hot air balloon.
Pip: Ok, Big sale, 30 cents a photo. 25 Cents? Ok, Cowman will pay you, just don't leave.
Merton: Hi, everybody (falls down) Why, what have we here? I must have blown off-course and landed in Handsomeburg.
Mrs. Beady: Oh, he's so charming and clean.
Merton: My friends, I am Professor Twineyvines. I travel the world spreading joy with my wondrous botanical creations. (grows 4 sunflowers)

[Sunflowers]

♪♪ Hello, hello, hello ♪♪

(Everyone was amazed)

Lincoln: Your losing the crowd.
Timmy Turner: Do something.
Otis: Hey, folks, remember me? Your old buddy cowman? Say, here's a move that really gets the criminals to tremblin'. Supersonic back-flip, back-tivate. (flips and falls) Uh-uh, pain activated.
Merton: Ok, I think that was awkward for everyone. Say, who wants to see an ice cream tree?

(Merton grows giant ice cream trees and the crowd started running over Otis and Pip)

Otis: Oh, oh, oh, my ear. Wow, fame is a fickle mistress.
Pip: Aw, that guy's a total flash in the pan. Remember, you're a superhero.
Leni: Yeah. It's not like your friends would betray you for ice cream.
Pig: Make way, ice cream, ice cream, ice cream.
Freddy: Do you have jamocha almond fudge?
Leni: I stand corrected.

(Elsewhere, the villains are watching from a distance)

Goldar: The plan is working as plan my Lord.
Lord Zedd: Yes, it won't be long now.
Aria Blaze: (on Radio) The crowd is distracted. Get the kernel!
Merton: Got it. (slowly tip-toed to the kernel)
Abby: Unauthorized access, I gotta warn Cowman. Cowman, that Professor Twineyvines fellow just snuck into the Jurassic Kernel exhibit.
Otis: I knew there was something about that attention hog I didn't like.
Mickey Mouse: You better stop him before it's too late.
Otis: Your right. Cow-skates, activate. (lose control skating there)
Merton: The jurassic corn kernel, at last. Nothing can stop me now. (tries to lift the vase) muscle strain. (tries again) Perspiring.
Otis: You may have saved the price of admission but you just bought yourself a ticket to pain-town.
Merton: Augh, cowman. I, I was just admiring this here kernel thing-y object.
Otis: Were you? Well, that kernel's under my protection. (shows the key)
Merton: It is? Well, you must be a great superhero. (show his teeth)
Otis: "Great" is such a strong word. Although I do have my moments. Oh, like last night, there was this giant watch, right?
Merton: Hey, can I get a picture of you holding the kernel?
Otis: Oh, I don't know--
Merton: I'll publish it in my Corn-Kernel-Related Newsletter.
Otis: Newsletter, why didn't you say so?
Merton: There you go. (takes pictures) Ok, that's good.
Otis: Ok, should I, are, do you need a different background, is there too much light?
Merton: No, just smile and say "I have been defeated by a super evil intelligence"
Otis: [coughs] Unconscious.
Merton: The fool. He was no match for my botanical cunning. Now to energize the corn kernel's Prehistoric DNA. And taste the tangy nectar of victory. (used his stick to make the corn grow)

(The corn continued to grow)

Piglet: Pip, you got to stop him from growing the corn.
Pip: Quick, throw me. (Lynn picks up Pip and throws him and Merton and Pip bites him)
Merton: Rat bite. (The monster turns back into a kernel)
Otis: You know, I'm beginning to think you're not who you say you are.
Merton: Wait, wait, I can explain. You see, when I was a little boy, I- pollen spores, energize! (Blows some in the heroes faces and takes off running)
Pip: He's getting away with the kernel.
Otis: Not on my watch. To the Cow-mobile, moo.
Tigger: Stop him!

(They chased him through the fair causing damage to the fair)

Pip: Hit him with the buttermilk slick.
Otis: (shoots cream at Merton but it hits the crowd instead) Uh, that comes out with club soda.
Merton: Ha, missed me. And I have still got the kernel.
Pip: Try the cow-rockets.

(Otis shoots a rocket but it hits a cotton candy stand instead)

Peck: What's going on out there?
Pig: Uh, looks like Otis is destroying the fair. Are you guys gonna finish your fudge ripple?
Pip: He's heading for his balloon.
Otis: He won't get far. Boverang activate! (throws it at Merton but it hits Ferris Wheel)
Merton: What the- runaway ferris wheel, whoa! (Otis chased him on the Ferris Wheel destroy the Park)
Otis: The milk of justice is bitter, evil-doer.
Goofy: He stopped the bad guy.
Pooh: Yeah, he's a hero.
Man: Cowman destroyed the whole fair.

(The Crowd becomes angry with him)

Otis: No, wait, guys, listen. I had to chase him, he was turning the jurassic kernel into a horrible monster.
Human Rainbow Dash: Yeah I saw it happen.
Sunset Shimmer: Yeah me too.
Pizza Boy 1#: Uh, sorry ladies. But I would have to file that story under "d" for Bogus.
Pizza Boy 2#: Uh,bro. That would be dogus.
Pizza Boy 1#: Oh, right. His story's dogus.
Pizza Boy 2#: Dogus to the Dogus.
Otis: It's not "dogus," he zapped it with a ray and it got all monster-y, and it would've kept growing if we hadn't stopped it.
Lynn: You guys have to believe us!
Mrs. Beady: Lies, all lies. Professor Twineyvines is innocent. Cowman's the evil one.

(The crowd agrees)

Merton: My dear friends. This priceless corn kernel's not safe with cowman around. So I volunteer to guard it myself.
Mayor: Well, having known you for several minutes, I think that's a great idea. What do you say, folks?

(The crowd agrees and shouts his name Twineyvines)

Pig: Twineyvines, Twineyvines, Twineyvines.
Abby: Pig!
Luna: Dude! How'd could sell out your friend like that?
Pig: What? He gave us ice cream.
Wanda: Still though, Luna's right! You're not helping!
Pig: Sorry.
Mayor: The mob has spoken, hand it over, boys.

(The Pizza Boys slowly gives the kernel until)

Otis: Lacto-powers, lact-ivate. (sprays milk making the boys making them slip and the kernel fall into his hands) Cow-mobile, to me. Cowman and Ratboy, away. (drives off)
Woman: He stole the kernel.

(The crowd is furious)

Man 2#: Hey, let's take out our anger on his stupid sidekicks.
Pig: Uh, they left.
Abby: Yeah, they're long gone.
Timmy Turner: If your look for them, they went that away!

(The angry mob runs and starts looking for Cowman)

Merton: Cowman took my corn kernel. But I will track him down. And by all that is damp and pasty, I will have my vengeance!
Mrs. Beady: I can help you, professor. I know where Cowman lives. And I know who he's friends with.
Merton: (gasps) You do? You must take me there, my good man.
Mrs. Beady: Woman.
Merton: Whatever. To the balloon.
Mrs. Beady: Well, all right, but you behave yourself. I'm a married woman and my husband is very jealous. Nathan! I'm going off with a charismatic stranger in a balloon.
Mr. Beady: Have a nice time.
Mrs. Beady: I think he's attracted to me. He may try to steal me away from you.
Mr. Beady: (chuckles) Then I won't wait up.
Mrs. Beady: Oh, come on.

Clearing Cowman's name/ Chased by the angry mob[edit | edit source]

(Back at the barnyard, on TV)

Hilly Burford: Ho now, breaking news! Cowman, the tri-state's greatest superhero has become a super menace. If sighted, do not attempt to apprehend. Subject is armed and lactating, wow, bad stuff.
Rabbit: Oh dear. Mercy me.
Piglet: Oh dear. Mercy me too.
Scruffy: That's not good.
Peck: Oh, this is terrible. I can't believe that Otis and Pip have turned to a life of crime.
Bessie: I believe it. As soon as they put those costumes on, they think they can get away with anything.
Human Applejack: That there's a lowdown thing you said, missy!
Human Pinkie Pie: Has she always been a stick in the mud?
Eeyore: Yep.
Human Rarity: That's her super power. {groans}
Freddy: Bessy's right.
Sci-Twi: {insulted by what Freddy said} Freddy!
Freddy: What? Remember what Otis said just before the fair? Why, I remember it as though it happened just before the fair.
Donald Duck: Because it did happen before the fair.
Otis: (past) Guys, it's just before the fair, and think about it. As long as we're wearing our costumes, we are entirely above the law. [echoes]
Pig: I didn't want to believe it, but the echoing really convinced me.
Abby: Well, I don't buy it. Otis and Pip are heroes. And it's up to the Justice Brood to clear their names.
Winnie the Pooh: We're with you Abby! Let's clear our friends names. Or my name isn't Winnie the Pooh. Which it is.
Abby: Justice Brood, assemble! (moos loudly and runs off with Pooh and his friends but comes back)
Eeyore: Aren't you guys coming?
Pig: You know, I would, but I'm not going to.
Peck: I'm washing my hair.
Freddy: And I'm drying it.
Leni: I'm busy reading on gossip magazines.
Cosmo: And I allergic to danger. As much as I'm allergic to peaches. Still I love rolling in them. Life's funny that way.
Bessie: You poor, messed-up little child. You're only sticking up for that masked moron 'cause you're sweet on him.
Wanda: {insulted} Bessie!
Bessie: What? I just tells it like it is.
Abby: (Gasps) Wanda's right! That's not true. I merely respect him as a crime-fighting individual.

[Freddy]

♪ Abby likes Otis ♪

[Freddy, Peck and Pig]

♪ Even though he's evil ♪

Sunset Shimmer: Shut up, you three! Sometimes I wonder, either you're with us or against us!
Freddy, Peck and Pig: Sorry.

(Elsewhere)

Otis: Ugh, how could I have been so stupid? I thought being a superhero was all about sopping up glory. I should've realized it's about stopping crazy botanists from mutating prehistoric corn kernels into bloodthirsty monsters.
Pip: It's ok, Otis. So you destroyed the fair and stole a priceless artifact. I'm sure by now everyone forgives you and- angry mob!

(The mob comes in with pitchforks, torches, and signs)

Otis: To the cow-mobile. (drives off with Pip) Whew. Hey, maybe they're after someone else.
Pip: Otis, they got wheels.

(The mob comes in driving a car)

Otis: Spunky little buggers, let's see 'em handle this.
Pip: Whoa.

(The car turns into a boat and floats in the water)

Otis: (chuckles) I'd like to see the looks on their angry faces.
Pip: Then check your rearview, because they're right behind us.
Otis: What?

(The mob comes in with a speedboat and a pyramid

Otis: Ok, now they're just getting annoying. Prepare for take-off. (turns the boat into a plane and takes off)
Pip: Otis, I think you lost 'em.
Otis: Take note, Pip. A true superhero is a master of evasive maneuvers. (sees the meter at empty) Wow, evasive maneuvers eat up a lot of gas. (Crash lands into a open field) What do we do? The whole town's turned against us, we can't hide forever.
Pip: We can if we leave the country. My uncle Paco has an alpaca farm in Peru.
Otis: Your Uncle Paco propagates alpacas? Hey, he must have plenty of property.
Pip: And paid a pretty penny, too.
Otis: Oh, when people purchase the alpacas I'll bet he pockets a passel of pesos.
Pip: Uh, yeah, do you want to stay with him or not?
Otis: (here's the mob closing in) Peru, here we come.

Capture of the Justice Brood/ Change of Plans[edit | edit source]

(In the air)

Mrs. Beady: Well, here we are. Alone in your gondola. You're probably overcome with passion for me but you are wasting your time.
Merton: Sir, you're confusing me. When do we get to Cowman's lair?
Mrs. Beady: Pretty soon, and then you'll get the corn kernel and I'll get to expose Cowman as a talking barnyard animal.
Merton: You are wacky, I like that in a hapless pawn. Well, let me know when we get there. (They land at the barnyard) Well, where are we, this is just some stupid farm.
Mrs. Beady: I told you, Cowman is a real cow. They're all real animals. And they have those crazy kids with them.
Merton: Ok, thanks for slowing me down. Now get out.

(They peek through the window and see Pig Freddy, Peck, Cosmo, and Leni)

Mrs. Beady: It's them. It's his little pals, but no Cowman.
Merton: (gasps) It is the Justice Brood. You were right. If Cowman's not here, they at least will lead me to him. Now let's see, I will need my deadly constrictor vines, some exploding avocados and a detailed plan outlining how I will capture them. To make this plan, I will need multicolor ..
Mrs. Beady: Oh, give me that stuff. Keep the balloon running, this'll be quick and dirty. It's go-time, baby!
Merton: What a nice old man.
Pig: Freddy, isn't it a little too early to be dividing up Otis' stuff?
Freddy: It helps the healing process.
Leni: I get his music and women disguises.
Human Rainbow Dash: {mad} Guys!
Freddy and Leni: What?
Cosmo: Stop dividing his stuff! I wouldn't even do that! OK, a few times. But I'm making an exception this time!

(Suddenly a knocking comes to the door)

Pig: I'll get it.
Mrs. Beady: (disguised holding up a bale of hay) Yes, I'm a talking hay bale running for congress and would love to come in and discuss the issues.
Pig: Oh, yes, come in, come in. Let me ask you, what kind of zoning would I need to widen my mud hole?
Mrs. Beady: Oh, that's a very good question. (reveals herself) You're all coming with me!
Freddy, Pig, Cosmo, Peck, and Leni: Mrs. Beady!!?!? (makes a run for it)
Mrs. Beady: You can run, but you can't hide. (ties up Peck and Leni)
Peck: Freddy, I'm caught.
Leni: Help us.
Freddy: Hang on, guys, I'll chew your leg off. Just let me get some dipping sauce. (gets tied up followed by Cosmo and Pig)
Pig: Can't... scratch...butt.

(Suddenly Pooh, Abby and the others come back)

Abby: Fellows, have you heard any word from---Mrs. Beady!!!
Tigger: It's Mrs. Beady!
Rabbit: And she has our friends.
Tigger: Stop her!
Mrs. Beady: It's that sassy she-cow and her friends. (throws a gernade)
Abby: Lasso attack. (throws her lasso but get tangle in the vines) We gotta find Otis.
Mickey Mouse: Let's get out of here.
Abby: (gasps) Professor Twineyvines.
Lincoln: What's he doing here?
Lola: I don't know but we don't have time to find out.

(The heroes drive off to find Otis and Pip)

(At the train station)

Otis: Two adults and one corn kernel, please.
Ticket Man: Corn kernel?
Otis: What did I say? I meant baby. Little baby Rico. And this is my freakishly tiny yet human wife, Pip-alina.
Pip: I enjoy gossip.
Otis: And this is my second human wife, uh, Luna.
Luna: Respect.
Abby: Cowman. Ratboy.
Otis: It's Abby and the others.
Piglet: Otis, Luna, we have a big problem.
Abby: Mrs. Beady has captured Freddy, Peck, and Pig.
Human Rainbow Dash: And she captured Leni and Cosmo, too!
Human Applejack: And she's working with Professor Twineyvines.
Otis: Oh, no, my two most deadly and annoying enemies teamed up against me. But how'd you find us?
Abby: Well, I presumed the pair of you would book passage to Pip's Uncle Paco in Peru where he propagates alpacas.
Pip: She's good. (Suddenly Otis and Abby started to hear something that hurting their ears) Guys, guys, what's wrong?
Merton: Greetings, Uddered Avenger. I am transmitting this on a frequency audible only to cows. Bring the Jurassic corn Kernel to my secret greenhouse on Route 9 just past the Galoshes Emporium or your friends are doom-ed. That is all.
Lori: Who was it?
Otis: It was that farmer creep, Lori. He wants me to bring the Jurassic corn kernel to his hideout.
Pip: Otis, you can't go back into town. The crowd will tear you to pieces.
Luna: And even if we did bring the corn and release our friends, he'll probably get rid of you, dude. And us.
Otis: I don't care, our friends need us. And helping those in need is what a superhero does.
Pip: Even if gets torn to pieces.
Otis: Yeah, stop mentioning that.
Pip: Sorry.
Rabbit: Well then. We're with you. The fate of our friends, it's in our hands.
Winnie the Pooh: And shall we will.
Otis: Cowman...
Pip: And Rrrratboy!
Luna: Don't start without the Night Club!
Abby: Don't forget Cowgirl! (moos loudly again)
Otis: Hey-hey, there's that spirit again, fantastic. Wow, she is not stopping.

(Suddenly the screen goes fuzzy)

Patrick Star: Hey!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Hehehe! Don't worry! I can fix it! [He pushes a button, and the tape comes out. It falls, breaking some of the tape] Deeae! [he picks up the tape, gets out some tape and scissors, cuts, tapes, and puts the tape back in the socket]

Escaping Merton's Grasp/ Getting inside[edit | edit source]

(At Merton's Labaratory)

Pig: I can't believe it. First, Otis turns evil and Beady captures us.
Leni: Can anything else go wrong?
Freddy: Well, I could reach for the toothpaste and accidentally grab the rubber cement and glue my lips together.
Pig: No, she said go wrong.
Freddy: Oh, you got me.
Pig: Zing-ba-bing-gah.
Cosmo: Don't say that, Leni! Bad things always happened when that statement is heard!
Freddy: Yeah. [Laughs] touché.
Pig: Whoa, I'm a gunslinger.
Freddy: I walked right into it.
Peck: Guys, focus. Now come on, we're the Justice Brood. If we work together, maybe we can escape.
Cosmo: How do we do that? I dropped my wand over there.
Peck: Freddy, try to free yourself by using your bone-dislocating power.
Freddy: (gasps) That's just crazy enough to work. Must.. dislocate... bones. (smiles out of the vines)
Pig: Ugh, oh, that is one gross super-power.
Cosmo: I think I'm going to be sick.
Freddy: I did it.
Leni: Now make a wish to set us free.
Freddy: (tries to reach the wand but can't reach it) This might take a while.

(Elsewhere in the canyon)

Abby: I think we're lost. Can someone please look at a map?
Otis: No way, superheroes don't need maps.
Human Fluttershy: Here's one. (accidently lets go of it)
Otis: Can't see, map in my face.
Human Fluttershy: Sorry.
Abby: Look out.

(Runs off the ledge and into the ravine)

Otis: Pip, quick, deploy the save-y thing.
Pip: I'm on it. Let's see, sunscreen, uh, parking ticket. Hey, cool, a deck of cards.
Otis: Hey, sweet, we can play go fish.
Luan: Got any coffins? (laughs) Get it.
All: LUAN!!!!
Luan: What? Oh, sorry.
Scruffy: This is no time for jokes.
Luan: Sorry again.
Abby: Guys, don't worry, I'll save us. (pressed a button and pulls out a parachute)
Otis: Why didn't I think of that? Now, we can gently float down--(crashed)
Lana: OK, that could've gone better.
Abby: Guys, look.
Pip: That must be where Mrs. Beady and Professor Twineyvines are holding our friends.
Abby: And where's he's blackmailed us into bringing him the Jurassic Kernel so he can transform it into some sort of giant monster.
Otis: Your plot-recapping powers are firing on all cylinders, super-chums.
Donald Duck: How do we get in?
Timmy Turner: I know. Wanda, I wish we were inside that lab.
Wanda: You got it, sweetie.

(Wanda was about to make the wish, but her wand doesn't work.)

Lana: What happened?
Wanda: The lab must have a shield that's blocking my magic.
Otis: Don't worry, Wanda. This looks like a job for..... Ratboy.
Pip: Right, uh, how do you figure?
Otis: Well, you know, you're small and stuff, so you can pick the lock.
Pip: Sounds dangerous.
Abby: Oh, don't worry, Pip. If you get in trouble, you just croak once like a mud toad and twice like a howler monkey.
Pip: Well, that's like, uh, "wah-kah-kah-kah, "
Abby: More like the back of the throat, like this... (howlers)

(Everyone gets angry)

Otis: OK, today would be nice.
Lori: Can you please hurry up?
Luna: Maybe NOW would be a good time to do it?
Pip: Ok, ok, I'm on it. Mm, standard steel lock with titanium tumblers. Piece of cake. (did some work and unlocks the door)
Abby: (gasps) He did it.
Tigger: Way to go, Pip.
Pip: And that's what Ratboy brings to the party. (suddenly eating by a cabbage) AHH!
Abby: No, Pip, like this. (howlers)
Otis: Oh, forget that, help me pry that thing open.

(Everyone prys the cabbage open)

Otis: Pip, you're ok. Thank goodness- oh, man, skunk cabbage, PU.
Lola: Man, you stink.
Lisa: You smell worse than Lily used to be with a full diaper.
Lily: Yeah. (raspberry)
Pip: (mumbles)
Otis: Uh, Abby, Ratboy's injured and he smells terrible. Get him back to the barnyard and take care of him.
Abby: Otis, wait. Before you face certain doom, I gotta tell you something.
Otis: What is it, Abby?
Abby: You know how everyone says the reason I believe in you is because I kind of like you?
Otis: Yeah.
Abby: You see the truth is...
Pip: Seriously, what smells, is that me?

(Everyone is disgusted)

Otis: The gate, gotta go.
Abby: But I was going to tell you...
Otis: No time, take care of Pip, I'm going in.
Tigger: Wait for us.

(Only Pooh, Tigger, Piglet, Rabbit, Eeyore, Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Sunset Shimmer, Timmy, Scruffy and Lincoln went inside)

Lana: Are you guys ok?
Luna: We're fine.
Lori: Don't worry. We'll figure a way in.
Lincoln: Forget about us. Take care of everyone else and head back if the others return.
Winnie the Pooh: We'll be back.
Abby: Don't worry, Pip. I'll protect you with my very--
Pip: Ok, I get it, I stink.

Defeated by your Closest Allies/ New Friends meet New Enemies[edit | edit source]

Otis: Ok, stay frosty, guys. Danger lurks around every corner, trust nothing.
Timmy Turner: Be on the lookout for anything.
Otis: Hey, free bananas.
Mickey Mouse: Otis, wait!
Otis: (plucks one and it exploded)
Sunset Shimmer: Exploding bananas. Never see those before.
Winnie the Pooh: Uh guys, I seem to have some small problems.

(A door opens and Mrs. Beady and Merton Fargleman comes out)

Merton: Welcome, Cowman and friends. I hope you wiped your feet. Evil lairs don't clean themselves, you know.
Otis: Professor Twineyvines. And Mrs. Beady.
Merton: It's time you learn my true name, Cowman and Company. A name destined to strike fear into the hearts of dozens. Now and forever, I am Merton Fargleman.
Spike the Dog: Of the Ohio Farglemans?
Merton: No, you're thinking of the Fleagermans.
Otis: Oh.
Merton: And I have teamed up with some of your oldest foes.
Tigger: Oh yeah, like who?

(Then Dr. Facilier comes in)

Dr. Faciler: Well, like me Tigger.
Lincoln: Who is that?
Rabbit: That's the Dr. Facilier.
Timmy Turner: He's one of the most powerful villains in magic.
Dr. Facilier: More like Shadow Man, because I got friends on the other side.
Lincoln: Friends? What "friends of the other side"?
Dr. Faciler: (Laughs) I hear ya. Allowed me to show you, Turner. (The he brings his friends out) (Laughs) Now, these are my friends of the other side!
Lincoln: If Lucy was here, she feel right at home.
Sunset Shimmer: Don't worry Lincoln. We handled this guy before. We can do it again.
Dr. Facilier: Oh, but it's not just me.

(The Dazzlings appeared)

Timmy Turner: The Dazzlings!
Adagio Dazzle: So we meet again.
Sonata Dusk: And Hopefully. It's the last.
Donald Duck: First the Shadow Man, then the Dazzlings, what next?
Familiar Voice: Oh, I'm sure you recognized us.

(Rita, Lord Zedd and Goldar appears)

Tigger: Good greatus. It's Lord Zedd!
Goofy: And Rita Repulsa!
Donald Duck: And Goldar too!
Goldar: Did you miss us?
Lincoln: You know these guys?
Goofy: We sure do. We faced these guys for ages.
Rabbit: And they're always on our nerves.
Mrs. Beady: You and your team are toast, Cowman. With the help of my new gentleman friend and his villainous friends I'll reveal to the world that you're nothing but a talking barnyard animal.
Otis: Great, what'd you guys do, meet in a chat room for friendless nut-bags?
Merton: Hey, I barely know her. We took one balloon ride together, that's it.
Mrs. Beady: Good, don't let him know you're sweet on me.
Merton: I'm not sweet on you- oh, enough frabber-jabber. Hand over the Jurassic corn kernel or your friends will suffer a horrible and squishy fate.
Sunset Shimmer: Never.
Lord Zedd: Then your friends are doomed.
Aria Blaze: Now, hand over the kernel.
Otis: I guess you have me right where you want-
Luna: Now, dude!
Otis: Exploding Cow Pellet! (Makes a blue smoke screen)
Tigger: Make a break for it!
Sonata Dusk: My eyes!
Merton: Stinging, the itchy throat, the watery eyes, oh.

(Mrs. Beady gets tied up in the vines and Merton and the other villains runs through a door)

Otis: Surrender, villains. There's no place on earth you can hide from Cowman and his team. Unless you stay in there. That's apparently a very good hiding place.
Lincoln: Ok. We can't let them get a way with this!
Tigger: After those villains.

(Back in the pit)

Peck: Good work, Justice Brood. Now all we have to do is figure a way out of this den of evil. Good thing I brought these spare costumes in case we're spotted.
Pig: Ooh, can I wear the purple cape?
Peck: Pig, that's Freddy's, he's Paranoid Man.
Leni: He is?
Cosmo: I thought he was the Green Rooster.
Peck: No, I'm the Green Rooster.
Pig: Well, why does he get to be Paranoid Man?
Freddy: Why would you ask, what do you know?
Peck: CAN WE FOCUS PLEASE!?!?!?
Cosmo: Oh, sorry.
Peck: Apology accepted, Cosmo.
Merton: I... got to.. make it... to my balloon.

(The heroes pop out of the balloon)

Tigger: Hold it right there, Twineyvines.
Otis: You're full of hot air, dirt bag. (chuckles) See, because it's a balloon and it operates on the principle of hot air 'cause it rises, and you, it's your balloon. (chuckles) I don't know how I come up with these.
Merton: Enough with the puns, look.
Otis: What?

(Merton slowly slips away)

Piglet: He's making a run for it!
Mickey Mouse: Let's get him!

(The heroes tackled him and ties him up)

Pig: Guys, look, it's Otis.
Leni: And it's some of our friends.
Pig: And he's beating up that nice professor again.
Freddy: Otis really has become evil.
Cosmo: And now our friends have become evil too.
Peck: Well, their reign of terror ends here. Come on, guys, we've gotta help that poor man.
Timmy Turner: We got him.
Otis: The Dark Cow and friends has triumphed. (suddenly gets hit with a pot) The Dark Cow's gonna take a little nap now. (falls down)
Lincoln: Guys, what are you---

(Cosmo's wand makes everyone pass out)

Merton: The Justice Brood?
Peck: It's ok, Professor. We knocked out Cowman.
Cosmo: And I knocked out the others.
Merton: You did, I mean, you did, thank you. Cowman and his friends vexed me sorely.
Freddy: But where's Mrs. Beady? She's the one who brought us all here.
Merton: Her? Oh, I've, uh, already defeated her with my brute strength and cunning.
Pig: Wow, you are one talented guy. Hey, got any more ice cream?
Peck: Never mind that. Let's take Cowman and the others and get out of here.
Merton: No-no-no-no, wait. Leave them here. I'll see that poor Cowman and his friends gets the help he so desperately needs.
Pig: You know, he just hasn't been himself lately.
Merton: Oh, don't worry, I'll fix them right up. Well, thanks for saving me, drop by any time. Ta-ta now, bye, don't let the door hit you on the way out. (sealed the door)
Leni: Bye.
Peck: What a sweet guy. If anyone can reform Otis and our friends, he can.
Pig: Yeah, maybe kindness, understanding and 30 years in prison is just what he needs.
Freddy: Yeah.
Peck: What a nice thought.

Villainous Plot[edit | edit source]

Donald Duck: Uh, where are we?
Winnie the Pooh: The last thing I remember was that we were knocked out.
Scruffy: I think it was our own friends that did this.
Sunset Shimmer: Otis. Otis wake up.
Otis: Uh, no, mommy. No, not a dress, I'm a boy-cow, mom.
All: OTIS!!!!

(Otis wakes up screaming)

Otis: Guys, am I glad to see you!
Merton: Rouse yourself, Cowman and Justice Losers. It is time to wake up and smell the danger.
Otis: Fargleman. Beady. Shadow Man! Dazzlings! Rita and Zedd! Goldar! Goat?
Goat: Wait, this isn't fourth period Spanish. And you're not Señor Pepe. (runs off)
Otis: What have you done with the rest of our friends?
Merton: Oh, I have released them, Cowman. You and your other friends are the only ones I care about. You and, of course, this. (holds the kernel) Dun, dun, dun.
Lori: The Jurassic corn kernal!
Otis: You fiend.
Lincoln: You won't get away with this!
Rita Repulsa: But apparently we already have.
Otis: You won't gloat after you've had a taste of my Bove-erang.
Piglet: Uh, Otis?
Otis: (noticed his belt his gone) That apparently are in my other super-pants.
Mrs. Beady: Looking for this, Cowman?
Otis: My utility belt, thanks for finding it. Uh, if I could just grab it back, that would be cool.
Merton: Cowman, you are helpless. Nothing can save you from the horror that is... My multimedia presentation.

(The heroes gasps in horror)

Otis: What, no, anything but that.
Merton: (shows slides) This is me in grade school. I had already developed a method of hybridizing potato spuds. The other kids threw them at my head. Skip ahead to prom night. My "hydrangea versatility" put Betty Sue Johnson in intensive care. I never dated again.
Otis: So.. boring...can't...take it.
Timmy Turner: Make it stop!
Lincoln: Make it end!
Merton: This is me losing the blue ribbon at the county fair 10 years ago. This is me losing the blue ribbon the next year. And the next. And the next. And the next. And the next!
Otis: Hey, Professor Mouth-moving, is there a point in our future?
Merton: All my life I have tried to create plants that people would find useful in their daily lives. Acid-spitting ferns. Avocado grenades. Venomous hollyhocks.
Mickey Mouse: How would any of those be useful in a normal life?
Merton: (cries) Because my genius was never appreciated!
Otis: (baby-talk): Oh, did the poor, little baby not get to make his poisonous plants on people? (normal voice): Did I complain when the world didn't appreciate my hand-puppet version of the first thanksgiving? (does hand puppets)
Merton: May I finish?
Otis: Sorry.
Merton: By supercharging the DNA of the Jurassic Corn kernel, with Rita and Zedd powers, I will create the most fearsome hybrid of all and the blue ribbon will be mine.
Lincoln: What?! No! You can't!
Otis: That thing could destroy everyone at the fair.
Merton: Yeah, I don't do details. I'm more of a big-picture guy.
Lord Zedd: And for you, Pooh. You and you're friends will come with us to Castle Koopa, to be Bowser's life time guest.
Pooh: Castle Koopa?
Piglet: Oh, d-d-d-dear.
Tigger: Uh-oh.
Scruffy: You people are insane!
Adagio Dazzle: Oh, we're insane alright. And once you all locked up, we can finally get that boyfriend of yours to join us, Shimmer.
Sunset Shimmer: You guys will never get a way with this.
Goldar: Oh, we already have.
Merton: Well, enjoy being mulched to pieces by my diabolical robo-mulcher.
Dr. Facilier: See you guys, later, fools.
Mrs. Beady: But wait. You said I could unmask them.
Merton: Did I? I don't recall. Well, off to the fair. Good day to you, sir. I mean, ma'am.
Aria Blaze: Time to destroy a fair.

(All the villains left)

Otis: Stay calm, Otis. What would Aquaman do? He'd probably contact dolphins. Oh, they'll never get here in time. I better just scream like a frightened, little girl. [Screams]
Rabbit: What do we do?
Timmy Turner: There's nothing we can do.
Piglet: He's going to get shredded.

Patrick Star: I can't watch! [His eyes come through his hands.]

Mrs. Beady: Cowman, catch.
Otis: Cow-bomb, away. (throws the bomb and destroyed the mulcher) Mrs. Beady, you saved Cowman and his team's life, why?
Mrs. Beady: I can't let him take out his broken heart on those innocent people. Oh, why, oh, why was I cursed with these good looks?
Otis: You won't regret this.
Rabbit: Now we have a job to do.
Sunset Shimmer: Oh Lincoln, I grabbed your costume from home just in case.
Lincoln: Thanks, Shimmer. (puts on costume)
Tigger: Let's go save the fair post hast!
Familiar Voice: And we're with you, guys!

(Than it was The Power Rangers)

Winnie the Pooh: Tommy?
Tigger: Would you look at that?
Rabbit: I should have guessed it myself.
Lincoln: You know those guys?
Tigger: They're a group of teenagers who were given super power by a friend of ours
Lincoln: Cool!
Scruffy: I thought they were just a myth.
Pooh: Nope, they're real.
Sunset Shimmer: This is Tommy, Rocky, Adam, Billy, Kimberly and Aisha.
Kimberly Ann Hart: Nice to meet you.
Timmy Turner: We'll then. Let's go save the world!
Rabbit: Right. Sunset, you, Timmy, Scruffy and the Power Rangers head back to the Barnyard and warn the others, while the rest of us will meet you at the fair.
Sunset Shimmer: Got it.
Otis: Cowman and Heroes away... Moo!!!

(Heroes left)

Mrs. Beady: But I'm still going to unmask you.
Lori: Sorry, Mrs. Beady, but we gotta run!

A Big Problem/ Rise of new Justice Brood[edit | edit source]

(At the fair)

Mayor: See, even though the fair's been destroyed we can still have a good time. Anyway, the winner of this year's blue ribbon ..
Merton: Wait, your honor, I have a late entry. My newest plant-y creation.

(The crowd started guessing)

Man 1#: Is it a breakdancing fern?
Merton: No.
Woman: Is it a tulip that skis?
Merton: Still no.
Man 2#: Is it a cactus that can write mystery novels and fly fighter jets on weekends?
Merton: Ok, stop guessing.
Man 3#: Wait, I got one more.

(Otis and his team drives in)

Otis: Corn, fair, evil, run!

(The crowd stood confused)

Mayor: It's Cowman and his Band of Misfits, get them.

(The crowd started to surrounded him and make taunts)

Otis: (whispers): Let's not get them. That guy's right. You have to listen to me.
Piglet: This is terrible.
Eeyore: Could be worse.
Sunset Shimmer: Dude, everyone knows it's you.
Merton: Thank you, citizens. Or should I say "old friends"? (rips off mustache) Ow.. that hurt my lip.
Eeyore: See?

(The crowd was shocked)

Merton: Now nothing can stop me from doing this. Rita, Zedd, now!

(Rita and Zedd appears and combine their staffs)

Both: By the power of force and lightning, make our monster grow!

(A black cloud turns the kernel into a giant 3 eyed corn monster)

Merton: Behold, the fruit of my genius. Although technically he's not a fruit at all, but a domesticated grain.
Otis: I tried to warn you, he is not Professor Twineyvines. He is an insane plant scientist named Merton Fargleman.
Merton: Insane, you say? Why, would an insane person team up with dangerous villains and warp the laws of nature just to win a blue ribbon at the county fair? The answer is yes.
Tigger: Um, show us what you got, buddy bear?
Winnie the Pooh: Fluff?
Tigger: I think we're in big trouble.
Dr. Facilier: Alright, guys. Time to cause some havoc. (whistles and summons the shadows)

(The Dazzling turns into their siren forms)

[The Dazzlings]

Ah-ha, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ah-ha, ah-ah-ah,

ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

[Adagio Dazzle]

Welcome to the show

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze]

Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah

[Adagio Dazzle]

We're here to let you know

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze]

Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah

[Adagio Dazzle]

Our time is now

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze]

Ah-ah-ah-ah, ah

[The Dazzlings]

Your time is running out

[Sonata Dusk and Aria Blaze]

Ah, ah, ah

[The Dazzlings]

Ah-ha, ah-ah-ah,

ah-ah-ah Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah...

[The Dazzlings]

Feel the wave of sound

As it crashes down

You can't turn away

We'll make you wanna sta-a-a-ay

We will be adored

Tell us that you want us

We won't be ignored

It's time for our reward

Now you need us

Come and heed us

Nothing can stop us now

Winnie the Pooh: What do we do now?
Ace Savvy: I got an idea. (shines the Cowman signal in the air)

(Back at the barnyard)

Lola: You feeling better now, Pip?
Pip: Thanks for taking care of me, guys. I feel much-(hit by the front door) I'm OK.
Peck: Hi, guys.
Freddy: We're back from being held prisoner.
Pig: I'm starving, what's for lunch?
Abby: Uh, fellows, where's Otis?
Wanda: And where's Pooh and the others.
Freddy: We left them with Professor Twineyvines.
Wanda: Oh. {realized} WHAT?!?!?
Loud Girls (except Leni): What!?!?
Human Pinkie Pie: WHAT!?!?!
Abby: You what?
Freddy: WE LEFT THEM WITH PRO---
Abby: We heard you! I can't believe you left Otis with that insane, evil villain.
Spike the Dog: And let our friends get captured.
Pig: No, no, Otis is the villain.
Cosmo: And our friends turned evil with him.
Peck: Yeah, why do you keep defending Otis?
Freddy: Because Peck, ♪♪Abby likes Otis, Abby likes Otis♪♪ (Lola punches through his head) Hey, I can see my spleen from here. Plus, I deserved that...

(Timmy, Scruffy and Sunset Shimmer comes back)

Wanda: Timmy, you're back.
Sci-Twi: Glad your safe.
Lynn: But where's everyone else?
Sunset Shimmer: Pooh and the others went to the fair and stop Twineyvines.
Timmy Turner: And the biggest shock, he's teamed up with Facilier, the Dazzlings, Rita Repulsa, Zedd, and Goldar.
Lana: Who are they?
Goofy: They're some of our greatest enemies yet.
Human Fluttershy: Can't this day get any worse?
Poof: Don't say that! Bad things always happened!

(Duke comes running in)

Duke: Guys, guys, on TV. Farmer's house, follow me.
Hilly Burford: (on TV) If you're just tuning in...a giant, man-eating ear of corn is rampaging through the county fair. And in a stunning development, he appears to be taking orders from Professor Twineyvines, A.K.A. Merton Fargleman. And in a related story, he has team up with some of the most dangerous villains ever seen.
Pig: Why is the nice ice cream man attacking the fair?
Leni: And why is he teamed up with those creeps?
Abby: Let's see, how can Luna and I put this simply?
Abby and Luna: BECAUSE HE'S EVIL!!!!
Pig, Peck, Freddy, Leni, and Cosmo: Ooooooohhhhh. Oops.
Hilly Burford: Wow, look at the choppers on that sucker. Let's try to get a word with him. Excuse me, Mr. Corn Monster. A moment of your time. (the monster grabs him) Hey, put me down. I appear to have made a horrible miscalculation. (gets eaten and the monster breaks the camera)
Peck: Otis was just trying to protect everybody.
Freddy: And we didn't believe him.
Pig: Some friends we are.
Cosmo: What have we done?!
Leni: Otis was, like, telling the truth! I feel so ashamed.
Abby: Fellows, someone once said that with great cow-power comes great cow-responsibility. Well, Otis and our friends are in trouble, and we gotta save them.
Pig: We're with you, Abby.

(Everyone agrees)

Human Rarity: But how we defeat The Dazzlings, Rita, Zedd, Goldar and Shadow Man?
Human Rainbow Dash: What we always do! Save the day!
The Equestria Girls: [agree]
Human Pinkie Pie: Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy! This is gonna be so much fun! I only wish we had time to make superhero capes!
Human Rarity: Oh, me, too!
Human Rainbow Dash: [sighs] Enough about our wardrobe! We've got to come up with a plan to defeat them!
Tommy Oliver: And we're with you too.
Leni: Who are they?
Human Applejack: Oh, these are the Power Rangers.
Goofy: They're some of our good friends of ours.
Lucy: I thought the Power Rangers was just a TV show.
Donald Duck: Nope. They're 100% real.
Aisha: And we can give you some boost to your costumes.
Abby: Well then. Justice Brood, assemble. (runs off then comes back)
Timmy Turner: Are you guys coming?
Pig: Oh, you mean now.
Abby: Yeah, now.

(Everyone went off to the fair)

The Battle Begins/ "Holding Out For a Hero"[edit | edit source]

(The Monster and the villains continued wrecking the fair)

Merton: Ok, it sounds like you're all as excited as I am to see who wins this year's blue ribbon. So let's get to the judging, shall we?

(The monsters grabs the Pizza Dudes)

Pizza Boy 1#: Dude, we're totally about to be eaten by a prehistoric ear of corn.
Pizza Boy 2#: Awesome.
Otis: I gotta save 'em. Cow-springs, spring-tivate. (jumps high and saves them)
Tigger: Nice save, Otis!
Pizza Boy 1#: Let's go blog about this. (runs off with the other one)
Merton: Our first entry is is Sadie McClusky's morning glories. Hmm, leaf fungus, clogged primary sphericals. Eh, I don't think so. (smashes the plant)
Winnie the Pooh: Otis, the pirate ride!
Otis: (grabs one side of it) Hey, corn-creep, over here.
Corn Monster: Huh?

(Otis lets go of the boat and the monster shrieked in pain)

Mickey Mouse: That's gotta hurt.
Merton: (smashing plants) Articular basil stems. Bifurcated root system. Smells weird. Well, I guess that means that this year's blue ribbon goes to. Me, yay!

(The monsters chased Otis to the drop ride)

Otis: Make way for gravity. (slams the ride into the monster but it grabs Otis and Rabbit)
Piglet: Oh, no. It got Otis and Rabbit.
Merton: For his brilliant and original creation of a monstrous, fair-stomping ear of corn, I present this blue ribbon to Merton Fargleman! Oh, I, why, this is such a surprise, I really wasn't prepared. First of all, I'd like to thank my imaginary girlfriend who's been very supportive.
Otis: Nice corn monster. Oh, good boy, whoa, hey, big fellow.
Adagio Dazzle: So any last words before this monster eats you whole?
Rabbit: Let me answer that by saying...HELP!!!!!
Abby: Lasso attack! (wraps the monsters legs)
Merton: I'd like to thank all the little people I had to destroy to get here. You were all special in your own- Huh? (the monster was about to fall on him) NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Otis: We're saved, but by whom?
Abby: By me, Cowgirl.
Peck: And the Justice Brood.
Freddy: Stop looking at me.
Otis: Abby, guys, oh, am I glad to see you.
Peck: I'm sorry we didn't believe in you, Otis. You're the greatest superhero we know personally.
Otis: Yeah, you know, I was saying that- wait, what do you mean "personally"?
Pig: Well, you know, Thunder-boy does some nice work.
Peck: And I hear some very good things about Magnetic Man.
Winnie the Pooh: Uh guys. I think we some small problems.

(The corn monster got back up with Merton driving it)

Merton: You have plagued me for the last time, Justice Brood. And now with my specially-designed rumble seat I shall personally see to your destruction. Now promenade. And step back, bend the knee, sashay, big hips... jazz hands.
Pig: Wow, they're really good.
Dr. Facilier: You heroes have really got on our nerves!
Ace Savvy: And we're gonna take you down. Because I called some backup!
Lord Zedd: You and what army, boy?
Night Club: That would be us!
Adagio Dazzle: What the--!?!?
Ace Savvy: Villains, meet my family and your worst nightmare!
The High Card: Alright, guys, (lifts up her mask) Let's deal with these losers!
VO: The High Card!
Dr. Facilier: Great, who are these guys?
Otis: Say hello to The Full Deck!
VO: The Full Deck!

(Then the Human Mane 6 comes out)

Rita Repulsa: You think a bunch of kids is going to stop us.
Tommy Oliver: Not just them, Rita!
Lord Zedd: What, the Power Rangers?! Here?! I knew it! Tengas, destroy them!

(Lord Zed send his Tenga Warriors)

Tommy Oliver: Now it's our turn. It's Morphin Time!
Kimberly Ann Hart: Pterodactyl! (turns into the Pink Ranger)
Billy Cranston: Triceratops! (turns into the Blue Ranger)
Rocky DeSantos: Tyrannosaurus! (turns into the Red Ranger)
Adam Park: Mastodon! (turns into the Black Ranger)
Aisha Campbell: Saber Tooth Tiger! (Turns into the Yellow Ranger)
Tommy Oliver: White Tiger! (Turns into the White Ranger)

(They do a flip and are ready for battle)

(Holding out For a Hero plays)

Merton: Crush them!
Rabbit: Take no prisoners!
Mickey: Let's get 'em!

(The Battle begins)

Dr. Facilier: Let's see what you got against my friends, princess. (whistles for his shadows)
The Queen of Diamonds: Excuse you, Shadow Man. I am the queen.
VO: The Queen of Diamonds. (She throws her tiara and knocks some shadows out)
Aria Blaze: Well don't just stand there, get the baby!

(Lily holds up 2 full diaper-bombs)

VO: The Deuce.
The Deuce: Bombs away!

(Lily throws the diaper-bombs and disperse the shadows)

(Pooh throws some ice cream that blinds the Tengas)

The Night Club: (plugs in her guitar) Get ready to do the Bad Guy Shuffle!
VO: The Night Club!

(Luna blasted them into a hole that Lucy made)

The Eight of Spades: No aces in this hole.
VO: The Eight of Spades!
Goldar: If you want something done, do it yourself.
The Card Counter: Don't count your cards before their dealt, Goldar.
VO: The Card Counter!

(Lisa suddenly pulls out a abacus)

Goldar: (laughs) Whatcha gonna do, tax me to death.
The Card Counter: Oh, couldn't I get a stronger weapon that an a abacus! (throws it at Goldar and it explodes) Oh, never mind. It's actually quite defective.
The Strong Suit: (runs and rams few Tengas) 52 Pickup!
VO: The Strong Suit!
Sunset Shimmer: Our turn.

(The Human Mane Five, Sci-Twi and Spike charged in)

Winnie the Pooh: Keep it up, guys.
Rita Repulsa: Not so fast! (grabs Pooh and Piglet with chains)
Tigger: Oh, no. It's Rita!
Rabbit: And she's got Pooh and Piglet!
The Eleven of Hearts: Hey, guys, check out my new outfit. It's perfect for fall weather and springing into action! (uses the sash on her outfit and saves Pooh and Piglet) Ugh, these chains are so 90's!
VO: The Eleven of Hearts!
Dr. Facilier: You stubborn Brats!
Human Applejack: What do we do?
The Royal Flush: Hey, Shadow Man, go fish! (loosens a pipe)
VO: The Royal Flush!
Sonata Dusk: I'm out of here!

(Suddenly a Jack in the Box appears out of nowhere and scares Dusk)

The Joker: I see your bet and raise you! [laughs]
VO: The Joker!
Dr. Facilier: Time to end you once and for all.
Tommy: That's what you think. (grabs his amulet and blast it)
Dr. Facilier: No! No! Gah!! How am I going to pay back my debt! [gasps as he sees the spirits] Friends!
Spirits: ARE YOU READY?!!
Dr. Facilier: No! I’m not ready at all! In fact, I’ve got lots of more plans!
Spirits: ARE YOU READY?!!
Dr. Facilier: This is just a…mindless setback and a major operation…AAA!!!… Once I look for another spell, we’ll be back in business! I still got that Pooh and his friends locked away… I just need a little more time. [gasps] No! Don’t please, no! GAH!!! Just a little more time! I promise I’ll pay y’all back! I promise! [screams as he's plunged into the Underworld]

[A gravestone of Dr. Facilier appeared]

Tigger: Dah-haha! Now that's what I call shreiffing!
Aria Blaze: You have defeated the Shadow Man.
Adiago Dazzle: But we won't be so easy.
Sunset Shimmer: Don't count on it!

(Started to sing)

[Sunset Shimmer]

You're never gonna bring me down

You're never gonna break this part of me

My friends are here to bring me 'round

Not singing just for popularity

[Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle]

We're here to let you know

That we won't let it go

[The Rainbooms]

Our music is a bomb and it's about to blow

[Sunset Shimmer and Twilight Sparkle]

And you can try to fight

But we have got the light of

[The Rainbooms]

Friendship on our side!

Got the music in our hearts

We're here to blow this thing apart

And together, we will never

Be afraid of the dark

Here to sing our song out loud

Get you dancing with the crowd

As the music of our friendship

Survives, survives!

Got the music in our hearts

We're here to blow this thing apart

And together, we will never

Be afraid of the dark

Here to sing our song out loud

Get you dancing with the crowd

As the music of our friendship

Survives, survives, survives!

(The Dazzlings were blown away)

Tommy Oliver: Nice one, guys.
Sunset Shimmer: 4 down, 4 to go.
Rita Repulsa: Don't count on it!
Lord Zedd: We won't be beaten so easily.
Human Pinkie Pie: What do we do?
Rocky DeSantos: I think someone have against Lord Zedd, so we can take the rest easily.
Eeyore: But who would do that kind of battle?
Timmy Turner: I will!
Wanda: Timmy, are you sure?
Timmy Turner: This has to end, Wanda.
Wanda: Ok, sport.
Mickey Mouse: Good luck, Timmy.
Tigger: We're rooting for you.
Timmy Turner: Bring it on Zedd, because I am ready!
Lord Zedd: I'm already for this battle, Turner.

(Timmy and Zedd's battle begins)

The Eleven of Hearts: Oooh. That's gotta hurt.
Ace Savvy: Watch out, Timmy!

(Timmy falls down)

Lord Zedd: Gotcha, you buck toothed brat.
Rabbit: He got Timmy right where he wants him!
Donald Duck: What do we do?
Lord Zedd: So long, Turner. (charges up his staff)
Sunset Shimmer: NOOOOO!!!!! (Unleashes a sonic blast to change Zedd's staff to a snake)
Lord Zedd: What have you done?!
Goldar: Lord Zedd. We must retreat.
Lord Zedd: Very well. You haven't seen the last of us.
Rita Repulsa: We’ll be back.

(Rita, Zedd, and Goldar disappeared)

The High Card: That's takes care of them.
Human Fluttershy: Are you ok, Timmy?
Timmy Turner: Yeah, I’m ok for now.
Goofy: That was awesome what you did, Sunset.
Sunset Shimmer: It was nothing.
Eeyore: Um guys. There's only one more problem to take care of.
Kimberly Ann Hart: What's that?
Tigger: (point to corn monster) THAT!!!!

(The monster still rampages and it eats Abby)

Otis: ABBY!!!!!
Merton: Ha, one down, several of you to go. (laughs)
Pip: Otis, run, there's nothing you can do.
Otis: No, I gotta save Abby.
Eeyore: But how are you going to do that?
Otis: You and the others create a distraction.
Lincoln: Got it.
Otis: (sees a stand full of fireworks) Fireworks. Perfect. (straps them to his belt)
Freddy: Hey, corn monster, I'm not touching you.
Pig: Not touching, not touching, uh-uh, nope.
Peck: I'm not touching you, either, is this annoying?
Pip: Almost touched you.
Merton: Will you stop not touching my Corn Monster?
Otis: (with a giant pole) Great, they're distracting him. Thereby allowing me enough time to construct a hastily-improvised catapult, which-

SpongeBob SquarePants: Look out, Cowman!

Otis: (he turns, gasps, screams and gets eaten)
Pig: No!
Winnie the Pooh: Otis!!!!
Otis: (sliding down the throat) Ah, this is much deeper than it looked from the outside! (grabs on to a ledge over a pit of stomach acid)
Abby: Otis?
Otis: Abby, you're alive.
Abby: Not for much longer. That stomach acid looks pretty gnarly.
Otis: I'm getting us out of here, try to grab my hand.
Abby: Otis, wait, this could be the end. And if we don't get out of this, I just want you to know that... that... I kind of like you.
Otis: Really? You know, I'm always kind of a jerk to you but, you know, since we're facing certain doom and all the truth is, Abby, I like you, too.
Abby: Really? Oh, Otis, that's wonderful.

(Has a romantic moment until...)

Hilly Burford: Hey, everybody! (Abby and Otis screams) Hilly Burford, Channel Eight news. You crazy lovebirds got any ideas on how we could get out of here?
Otis: Oh, that, yes, I have these fireworks. My friends is going to blast on the outside so all we have to do is...(looks for a match) Milk me, I forgot matches.
Hilly Burford: Hey, no problem. I always carry a spare road flare in case the news van breaks down. (he toss Otis the road flare) I tell you what, if I'd have made a list this morning of stuff I thought would've happened to me today, being eaten by a giant corn monster probably wouldn't have cracked the top 10.
Merton: (laughing) Who is laughing now? I am. My question was purely rhetorical. Good-bye, Justice Brood.
Billy Cranston: I guess this is end.
Goofy: Not yet. Look!

(The corn monster started coughing out smoke)

Merton: What's wrong, my pet, is it indigestion? Perhaps eating Cowman's friends will settle your stomach.
Peck: He's gonna blow.
The Card Counter: The plan is working.
Cosmo: What plan?
The Card Counter: Otis got himself eaten, so he can build indigestion on the inside.
Tommy Oliver: Take cover, guys!
Merton: No, it can't end like this! I wanted fame, power, my own cable talk show. Perhaps a personal fragrance line.
Sunset Shimmer: Too late for that.
Tigger: DUCK!!!!

(Both blast destroys the monster into popcorn)

SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star: Alright!

(the people began cheering for Otis again, chanting "Cowman!")

Abby: Otis, they love you again.
Rabbit: You saved the day.
Pip: What about Ratboy? They always forget Ratboy.
Goofy: Well, at least 3 people liked you.
Man: Yay, Ratboy.
Pip: (relieved) Well, it's about time.
The Strong Suit: Just take what you can.
Piglet: Oh, thanks for helping us to defeat Zord Zedd and others... Uh, Tommy?

(They notice that the Power Rangers are gone)

Rabbit: Why they’re- they’re gone.

(Everyone was surprised)

Tigger: Now that's what I called a disappearing act.
Mayor: Take him away, Jerry.
Merton: Curse you, Cowman and Justice Brood. I will be avenged. I'll write nasty letters to you with postage due. As soon as I get out of jail, I will ring your doorbell and run. Ow, hey-hey-hey, Officer Hercules, will you stop it with the squeezing and the gripping? (taken away)
Officer Fred: Uh, the name's Fred, by the way.
Mayor: Yeah, whatever.

True Feelings/ Call of the Justice Brood...Again[edit | edit source]

Otis: Man, it's good to be back. I sure could use a little peace and quiet.
Spike the Dog: Me too.
Mrs. Beady: Riddle me this, Uddered Avenger. What walks and talks like a superhero but is really a cow?
Timmy Turner: Do you ever give it rest?
Mrs. Beady: Don't you walk away, I'm on to you. I think this "x" is the entrance to your hidden cow headquarters.
Eeyore: I guess you figured us out.
Mrs. Beady: Really?
The Joker: Nope!

(Oits pulls the rope and sends Mrs. Beady flying)

Otis: So what's on TV later? (bumps into Abby)
Abby: Oh.. uh... hi.
Otis: Hey.. you... how's stuff?
Pip: Later.
Human Rainbow Dash: Let's give them some space.
Abby: So.. um... looks like we're alive. [chuckles nervously]
Otis: Yep, we sure are. Turns out we didn't perish after revealing those deep, personal secrets to each other.
Both: (Laughs nervously and stood quiet for a moment)
Otis: Well, I'm glad we had this talk.
Abby: It's really good to clear the air.
Bessie: Hey, super doofus. Welcome back. You done gambling the lives of everyone you care about?
Otis: Yes, Bessy, don't worry. I mean being a superhero great and all but, I think we're all looking forward to a nice, long break.

(Everyone agrees until suddenly a firework went off requesting Cowman)

Otis: Ok, break-time's over.
Mickey Mouse: Hey, Pooh bear. We were talking it over and was wondering--
Human Pinkie Pie: Can we stay we with you guys for while?
Winnie the Pooh: Why, I don't see why not.
Lincoln: I'm cool with it. What do you guys think?

(Lincoln's sisters discussed it over)

Lola: Ok.
Tigger: Welcome to the club everyone.
Otis: Now that's taken care of---(change into Cowman) Justice Brood, assemble.
Pig: Mr. Hamtastic reporting.
Freddy: And Paranoid Man- there are people in my eyebrows.
Peck: And the Green Rooster.
Pip: Don't forget Ratboy.
Winnie the Pooh: And the Acre Wood Alliance.
Lincoln: And my family as the Full Deck!
Abby: And Cowgirl. (moos loudly)
Otis: I'm starting to like that.

(Everyone agrees)

Otis: Come on, Brood.

(Everyone moos loudly as they drive off)

Otis: We can't all say it. Some of you need new catchphrases.
Freddy: How about "narf"?
Peck: That's taken.
Freddy: Aw, crud-monkeys.
Pig: That's mine.
Peck: Hey, what about "whack-a-whack-a-doop"?
Timmy Turner: No way.

(Everyone continued arguing)

Abby: "Do not Disturb," that's what you hang on a door.

Epilogue[edit | edit source]

[a cut with the words the end are shown]

Patrick: Hey, what happened? Why are those squiggles on the screen?
SpongeBob: Those are called 'End Credits', Patrick.
Patrick: End credits? But I don't want it to end!
SpongeBob: That's why Neptune gave us the rewind button! [SpongeBob Pushes a button]
Patrick: Thank you Neptune!

THE END