Pet Feud/Transcript

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Narrator: The city of Townsville...

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Rabbit: Hmm, well what do we have here?
Tigger: Say. What is this, Professor?
Professor: I've created a perfect pet!
(The girls squeal in happiness and the creature also squealed.)
Misty: What a cutie!
Blossom: Oh, Professor, he's perfect!
Brock: Does this little guy have a name, Professor?
Professor: Yes, Brock, the Biogenetically Enigeered Experimental Bipedal Organism, or BEEBO as I like to call him, is perfect in every way. He knows a variety of tricks, he makes no waste, he will never grow old. He's playful, loving, and not to mention one of the cutest little guys in the world. (sternly) But girls, there's one thing you must remember about BEEBO, You must only feed him once. Do you understand?
Girls: (nod happily)
Professor: Good! (smiling) Now, get out of here, you little scamps!
(The girls and the heroes among with BEEBO leave the lab.)

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Blossom: (giggles after BEEBO eats the lamp shade she was hiding under) Okay, BEEBO, you found me.
(BEEBO eats the table Bubbles is on.)
Bubbles: You found me-eek! (falls off)
(BEEBO sticks his tongue out, attaches it on the chair Buttercup is on and goes to eat it.)
Buttercup: (screams) Okay, you found me! (flies off to get away before BEEBO eats the chair)

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Professor Utonium: Oh, girls? It's time for...(sees the massive hole BEEBO created) HOLY COW!!!! Girls, what is this hole?!

Girls: What hole?

Ash Ketchum: Professor, what's going on?! WHAT THE?! What happened here?!
Heroes: (gasps)
Pikachu: Pika?
Pooh Bear: Where did that hole come from?!
Girls: What hole?
Tigger: And who made this big mess?
Girls: What big mess?
Professor Utonium: Don't play dumb, girls.
Bubbles: We're not. We're playing Hide-and-Seek with BEEBO.
Professor Utonium: And where is BEEBO?
Bubbles: Well, if we knew that, it wouldn't be Hide-and-Seek.
(Professor Utonium and the heroes look at each other in concern.)
Professor Utonium: Oh, okay, just answer us this. Did you remember to feed BEEBO only once?
Girls: Yes.
Buttercup: I did.
Blossom: I did.
Bubbles: (confused) I did?
Girls: Whoops.
Professor Utonium: "Whoops" is right. You see, girls, by feeding BEEBO more than once, you've tricked his brain into thinking it needs to constantly eat. I designed BEEBO to need to eat once and only once in his entire lifetime, but now that you've triggered this compulsive eating habit, there's no telling what he'll do.
Buttercup: D'uh! He'll eat. What's so bad about that?

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(Beebo snatches up Ash and swallows him in one gulp)

Girls: Ash!

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(Cut to an empty patch of sky. Pairs of hands reach up into view and catch the creatures. The first several to do so each cry out, “I want one.”; this gives way to excited chatter and soothing words to the new pets. Cut to the girls, the Mayor, and Ms. Bellum at the front of the crowd. All have BEEBOs in hand—or on head, in the case of Bubbles and the Mayor. The latter is now on the ground. The happiness is cut short by the Professor's hand being lifted into view.)
Professor: (from o.c.) WAIT!
(Head-on view of him, slumped over in the street and out of breath.)
Heroes: Professor?
Professor: I got here as fast as I could. Hold on. Give—Give me a sec. I— Oh… (standing up) Ok. When I heard the explosion, I knew that could only mean one thing, that the Biogenetically Engineered Experimental Bipedal Organism, or BEEBO, must have eaten too much and thusly exploded! (smiling) But thanks to the failsafe I built into his system, instead of ceasing to exist, he just broke into the many cute little guys you hold in your hands.
(Now he drops into doomsayer mode.)
Professor Utonium: But heed my word, citizens of Townsville. (His perspective of the crowd, panning across as he points at them.) If you plan to keep the BEEBO as a pet, you must remember (Close-up of him.) to feed him once (holding up one finger) and only once. (He holds up the same finger on the other hand.)
Mayor: (from o.c.) Professor? You're holding up 2 fingers. (The second finger is lowered.) Oh, okay, I get it. Once a day.
Professor Utonium: No. Once.
Mayor: (from o.c.) Right. Once in a while. (The Professor becomes greatly irritated.) Got it. Cool.
(Side view of the Professor next to the crowd. He grabs hold of the BEEBO in the Mayor's hands.)
Professor Utonium: Mayor, you can't have one. (snatching it away) Give me those.
(He and everyone else laugh, including the Narrator. The Mayor looks sad at being the butt of the joke. After some seconds, the Narrator cuts himself off.)
Narrator: Hey, what's so funny? I didn't get one, either.
Brock: You know, Professor? I think we might have an idea that might solve BEEBO's compulsive eating problem.
Pikachu: Pika Pika.
(Later, the Professor gives each of the BEEBOs a chewable tablet. The medicine is supposed to help BEEBO eat for an entire lifetime so it won't develop any compulsive eating side-effects like before. This means BEEBO can eat three meals a day: breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It can even eat any kind of snack it wants when needed. It also prevents BEEBO from growing into a giant monster like the original.)
Professor Utonium: Here you go, BEEBO. (gives BEEBO the chewable tablet) Well, that's the last of it.