Pecky Suave/Transcript

Here's 35th episode for season 1 from Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard. Here's the Transcript.

The Beginning

(The scene begins with Otis massage Peck's arms)

• Otis: Ok, buddy; looking good, looking good. Keep your eye on the prize. Remember stick and move, stick and move.
• Pig: And watch the jab.
• Pip: Yeah, watch the jab.
• Otis: And keep dancing. They can't touch you if your dancing
• Peck: Uh, guys, I'd appreciate it, but I really don't think
• Otis: Round 1. Go. (tosses Peck)
• Abby: Watcha guys doing?
• Otis: Oh, hey Abby. We're helping Peck talk to a lady.
• -Hanna again?
• -Yep.
• -Boy, Peck must really likes her.
• -Yeah, but every time he tries to talk to her, something goes wrong.
• -What happen last time?
• -He molted.
• Hen: Ok, see ya later
• Hanna: Ok, bye.
• Peck: Ok, Peck. You can do this. Uh, Hanna, would you--(lost in Hanna's eyes he stutters and starts to choke)
• Otis: Condition Red! Get out of there! Abort! Abort!
• Pig: No I think it's going well.
• -Pig, he's choking on his own sentence!
• Root: Uh oh, we got a choker. Well hello, little lady. You are looking mighty fine. Yeah, yeah, keep your shorts on. Here's a ticket to tonight's show. Don't be late baby. Alright, alright! I heard you. (smacks Peck on the back, rolling out his long tongue
• Hen 1: That's his tongue.
• Hen 2: Gross.
• Root: Here. Let me help you with that. (stretch Peck's tongue back into his mouth) There I saved your life. Now go away. Yes, girls you saw it. Root is a hero
• Hanna: Peck, did you wanna ask me something.
• Otis: Wow, that was pathetic
• Abby: Well, duh. You're going about it all wrong
• Otis: Oh, is that a fact, Ms. Expert. And just what would suggest?
• Abby: Just let Peck be himself. Hanna like the shy bookish type.
• Otis: Boring. Women don't want guys like that. They want suave guys with muscles who eat fear for breakfast. Take it from Dr. Love; I'll Peck needs is a little Vitamin C.
• -Like from orange juice.
• Otis: Close. Vitamin C for Confidence.
• Pig: I though Vitamin C was a ascorbic vital to central metabolic mammals and plants?
• Otis: And confidence. Come on guys. I have a plan.

(Later that day)

• Otis: Step right on up, folks, for Dr. Otis' Ego Elixir; guaranteed to make the puniest pip-squeak popped with power
• Pip: What you put in this stuff anyway?
• Otis: I don't know: apple cider, earwax, some weird stuff that was caked to my hoof. Oh, here comes Peck. Get ready. That's it step right up. Now I'll need a voulenteer from the audience. You there sir, we never met before. You look like a halfwit wiejner on the bottom of life's failure bucket. Come try a swing.
• Pip: Oh, no. I'm too shy and timid
• Otis; Your timidding will melt away after you drink Dr. Otis' Ego Elixir
• Pip: I like your pitch. I will try it
• Otis: Excellent, son.
• Pip: (pretends to drink it)
• Otis: No Pip really chug it.
• Pip: But you said
• Otis: I know what I said. Just drink it. Now, how do you feel
• Pip: Strong and fearless
• Otis: Even in the face of this venomous snake.
• Pip: Snakes are nothing to me now that I drink this juice
• Bessie: That's just sad. What kind of gullible ignormamous would believe in a stupid potion
• Peck: I'll take a bottle. Give me a bottle.
• Otis: Good man, Peck. Now a this very moment, Dr. Otis' infusing your every cell with manly confidence.
• Peck: I-I....I don't feel anything
• Otis: Are you sure?
• Pig: Hey, if your not gonna finish that..
• Peck: Thanks anyway Otis
• Otis: Peck, that tonic is sure fire. It hasn't...done anything cause it's...uh, time released; yeah. Come on, guys. Let's leave Peck alone while the potion kicks in.
• Pig: Oh right, kicks in
• Freddy: Right, kicks in
• -Wrong signal.
• Otis: Come on
• Peck: (sighs) I'm such a lo--(spazzes and feels a sudden change)

(Later that night, Root is doing a comedy night)

• Root: So how many horses do we have here tonight? But you're hoof down donkey. Folks, if you need another seat for your ears, you're probably a donkey.
• Pig: Stupid donkey.
• Freddy: Hey, hey guys, has anyone seen Peck. He was suppose to meet us here
• Otis: Nope
• Pip: I haven't seen him.

(Suddenly somebody starts coming through the crowd making everyone surprise)

• Root:....in the name, to seal the deal. What's up with that. Let's see, what else is in the room. (suddenly sees Peck in a tuxedo) Look it here, the world's skinniest penguin. Sorry, penguin, no fish up here.
• Peck: (in a suave voice) No, then I must've been smelling your act.
• Pip: Hey, who is that guy?
• Otis: I--It kind of looks like Peck.
• Pig: Nah, it can't be Peck. This guy's brimming with confidence.
• -And Peck's full of chocking on his own words.
• -Actually minus the suit, it really is Peck!
• -That's Peck?!?!
• Lincoln: That would explain him asking me for my David Steele costume and cool name giving him confidence earlier.
• -What name would that be?
• Lincoln Loud: Suave. Pecky Suave.
• -Oooh. That is full of confidence.
• -Yeah. I just got chills.
• Root: Look, buddy, the exit's is right over there
• Peck: Good. Then, enjoy the fresh air, cock-a-doodle dofus. (sends Root flying) (to the band) On the down beat boys.
• Hey you got a song that I'm singing and this is the tune
• I'm never sanging til just now But it's gonna be a huge hit
• Peck: Thank you. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Hey, porky, where are you from?
• Pig: What, me? Uh, that stall over there.
• Peck: Really? Well walk home, you need the excersise
• Pig: It's true. It's true.
• Peck: Hey, I kid cause I love. A round of milk for the table. Well here's a couple of beautiful ladies. Tell me, do you believe in love at first sight.
• -Well not really.
• Peck: Then wait here. I walk by again

[Peck]

That's why

That's why the rooster

That's why the rooster is a STAR!!!!

• Peck: Goodnight, I'm Pecky Suave!
• Otis: Ahem, well ladies, what do you think of Dr. Love now? Ol' Pecky Suave got Hanna eating out his hand.
• Bessie: Oh yeah? Well, it looks like your patient is about to come down with a bad case of butt whoop.
• Otis: Guys, guys, stop arguing. I'm sure we can settle this in a calm orderly fashion
• Peck: Bingo, baby. Like with a rooster rumble
• Root: Tomorrow at dawn.
• Root and Peck: You're on!
• Otis: (stutters) Oh milk me.
• Pig: Hey where'd he go? I wanted him to sign my thigh.
• -Otis, I think you may need to lose your license on love.

(The next day, barn animals starts cheering for the Rooster Rumble)

• Root: Where is that skinny ninny? It's time for his beatdown.
• Freddy: Otis, you can't let Peck fight Root.
• Pip: Yeah. He'll get creamed!
• Otis: Relax, guys. I'll smooth this all over. With my words. Root, excuse me, Root, can I talk to you for a second. Okay this is an awesome story, you're gonna laugh. This was all a high-larious misunderstanding. How 'bout we forget all--
• Peck: Ahem. Let's do this.
• Otis: He's...kidding; with the jokes and the funnies and the Ha-ha.
• -Uh, would you give us a minute.
• Root: (irritated)
• Peck: What's the hubba, Otis? What's going on?
• Otis: Well, let's see. It's like this
• Pip: Otis' potion is a fake! You're a horrible fraud! Root's gonna yank out all of your gizzards at the rooster rumble!
• Otis: What the rat said.
• Peck: You guys, always with the yucks. You're nutty, baby.
• Otis: Seriously, Peck. There's nothing magical about this potion. Watch! (drinks and gags) See? Nothing. Pip will drink it too.
• Pip: No, not again! (forced fed)
• Pig: Hey, I wanna show him too. (sees the bottle was empty) Pigs.
• Peck: All right, now look. I don't care what you say. That potion is not a fraud.
• -We're telling you the truth.
• -Even that "venomous snake" wasn't real.
• -It was a just a snake actor.
• Snake: Guys, guys, I've been nominated for a Barny award for my role as the vicious snake in your phoney baloney potion show. Whoo-who!
• -See?
• Peck: So it's true? The potion was a fake. Oh Otis, how am I gonna get out this fight.
• Hanna: Good luck, Peck. I'll be watching (kisses Peck)
• Peck: Well, off to the rumble.
• Freddy: Peck, no! You'll be torn to delicious pieces.
• Peck: True, but at least I won't look like a coward in front of Hanna. Now, if you'll excuse me.
• Man: We got a Rooster Rumble in Sector 7. I'm moving out!
• Sheep: Van!
• Pig: Chicken Activist!
• Otis: Run in various directions!
• Man: Chicken Protection Squad. Wings where I can see them!
• Otis: (moos and charges, but gets shocked with a taser)
• Root: Don't worry. I handle--(trampled by Pig)
• Man: (sees Hanna pecking his shoe) I should've known there would be a woman involved. (grabs Hanna) Sorry, sister, but you're coming with me!
• Peck: Hanna! HANNA!
• Otis: Peck, I'm down. It's up to you to save Hanna
• Peck: Me?!?! Otis, I don't know how to save anyone.
• Otis: Now you listen to me. You're Pecky Suave. It wasn't some potion that created him. He's somewhere deep inside you. Now, whatcha gonna do? Is he gonna get up and gonna get out there? Unconscious. (faint)
• Peck: But...but. (sees the van driving off) Hanna. Otis is right. I gotta channel my inner Pecky Suave. (strains and spazzes back into Pecky Suave again) I'm back baby! (to Peck) Whiskers, we'll need thumbtacks; (to Freddy) Rabbies, round up some smoke bombs. (to CJ) Partly cloudy, whip up a storm. Ranger Girl, get your shovels (to Abby) Two-eyes, whip up some heavy cream. (to Pig) Hamhock, mop my brow.
• Pig: Am I Hamhock?
• -I think?
• Man: (sees Freddy in the middle of the road) Oh, a brave guy, huh?
• Freddy: Wait for him, Freddy baby. Wait for him. And.....Now!

(Freddy throws a smoke bomb)

• Man: Gah, can't see!

(Abby, Pip and Ronnie throws milk, thumbtacks and rocks blowing out his tires, while Peck drives a crane with Pig as a wrecking ball)

• Peck: Lights out, spanky!

(Pig slams into the truck making him fall out)

• Hanna: Peck!
• -Go get her Peck.

(Peck jumps out and takes Hanna out of the van before before vechiles and Pig falls into the ravine)

• Hana: Peck, you risked your life to save me
• -Yeah, you're a hero!
• Freddy: Way to go!
• Pip: Yeah way to go.
• Abby: That was amazing
• Root: I saw the whole thing, my brother. You're alright in my book
• Peck: Aw, thank, Rootie Mctootie
• Root: Yeah, don't push it.
• Peck: Sorry.
• Otis: You did it, Peck: I knew you had it in you.
• Peck: You were right, Otis. I didn't need some potion. I had the power in me all along; and I'm gonna use it to ask Hanna out!

(Everyone cheers for him)

• Peck: Hanna
• Hanna: Yes, Peck?
• Peck: Would you go ou---(spazzes)
• Root: The boy's choking again! Clear!
• -Not again.
• Otis: I'm going to go leave now
• Freddy: Yeah, pretty much.

(Pig almost makes it out of the ravine until Peck's long tongue knocks him back in)

The End.