Part 1 (SRKS&MWAoLegoSWRTheG)/Transcript
This is the transcript of Part 1.
Opening/Sig's Star Wars Recap edit
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Sig: Let me tell you the most epic story ever. I mean ever, ever. (flashback) It all started when a cute kid named Anakin Skywalker turned into the scariest Sith Lord in the galaxy, Darth Vader. Vader and his totally evil boss, Emperor Palpatine, transformed the Galactic Senate and established the Empire. There were like
Darth Sidious: Ooh, we're so totally in charge now!
Luke Skywalker: Oh no you're not!
Sig: Darth Vader's own kids, Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia led a rebellion against the Empire with their friends the Knight Protectors and the Freedom Fighters.
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Luke Skywalker: Time for a war in the stars.
Sig: At the battle of Endor they teamed up with the Wookies to defeat the Emperor once and for all.
Moon Girl: Wookies?
Fuli: Huh, now that's just wasteful.
Moon Girl: How's that supposed to... (yells in pain)
Sig: Oh, wait. Sorry. Ewoks. I mean Ewoks.
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Summer: I love these little guys.
C3P0: How undignifying!
Sig: And that was it. Or was it? It was not! A new evil threat rose up by the resurrected Emperor.
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Darth Sidious: I'm back, baby! The dead speak!
Sig: But luckily the Knight Protectors, the Freedom Fighters and a new generation of heroes emerged to face the emperor, including Rey, who was kind of a Skywalker. Rey was trained by Luke, who was, by this time, pretty cranky.
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Old Luke Skywalker: I'm cranky now. Get him, Rey!
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Sig: In the end, the galaxy was saved! And we have peace until this very day. And that was the most epic story ever told.
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Civilian:
Sig:
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Dev:
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Dev:
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Sig:
Dev:
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Sig:
Our Heroes meet Sig, Servo and Dev edit
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Lunella:
Moon:
Val:
Moon:
Whisper:
Chaos:
Red:
Mr. Wolf:
Knuckles:
Silver:
Tylor:
Val:
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Sig:
Dev:
Nerf Round Up! edit
Summer: What so bad about rounding up... whatever these things are?
Sig:
Meet Yessi/Ion Storm's A 'Coming! edit
Zhen: Sheesh. Even I would get off this planet because of him.
Sig: Uh, I'm right here.
Summer: Hey, what's going on over there?
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Rebel 1: Farmer Scala. We found your daughter out joyriding.
Scala: Surely, there's no harm in that. Kids will be kids, right?
Rebel 2: (speaks Sullustese)
Rebel 1: In his X-Wing.
Yessi: Okay. But I left it exactly the way I found it.
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Scala: Oh, I assure you, she will be appropriately disciplined.
Rebel 1: Fine. And don't touch our stuff!
Chaos: Geez. She did all that?
Whisper: Sh.
Scala:
Yessi:
Summer, Chaos, Moon, Zhen, Tangle, Whisper, Sig and Dev Found a Jedi Temple and the Cornerstone edit
Chaos: Oh, my head.
Moon: Boy, do I feel dizzy.
Dev: Who knew falling off a cliff would hurt so much.
Summer: Is everyone okay?
Zhen: Yeah, I'm good.
Whisper: Me too.
Tangle: I think I fell on my tail. In a very bad way.
Sig: Servo! You're okay, buddy. Good thing gonk droids are basically indestructible.
Chaos: Uh, guys? I think we're lost.
Dev: Come on. I think I know a shortcut that can get us back home.
Summer: Shortcut?
Sig: You sure?
Dev: Trust me.
Frenchy: Twenty Minutes Later.
Zhen: This shortcut is actually pretty long. Do you guys just live up here?
Sig: I don't know. 'Cause I don't love that and-
Tangle: Guys? You might wanna take a look at this.
Whisper: What "this", Tangle? Oh. That "this".
Dev: Whoa. What is this thing?
Sig: Where are we?
Moon: I think my eyeballs are exploding with excitement!
Chaos: That's your heart.
Zhen: Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is.
Sig:
Summer:
Dev:
Sig:
Whisper:
Tangle:
Zhen:
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Dev:
Sig:
Tangle:
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Sig:
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Dev:
Servo:
Summer:
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Chaos:
Zhen:
Dev:
Sig:
Dev:
Our Heroes:
Dev:
Tangle:
Chaos:
Chaos and Whisper:
Dev:
Summer:
Zhen:
Sig:
Dev:
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Moon:
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Whisper: (in Wildstyle's voice) Run!
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Sig:
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Summer:
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Dev:
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Zhen:
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Clone Trooper Ackbars?! edit
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Tangle: Well, that was the darnest thing I've ever witnessed.
Whisper: You think?
Zhen: What just happened? Some kind of black hole time travel?
Chaos:
Summer:
Moon:
Chaos: (in Sonic's voice) Where are we?
Summer:
Sig:
Moon:
Whisper:
Summer and Darth Summer edit
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Summer:
Chaos:
Moon:
Summer:
Whisper:
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Darth Summer:
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Summer: (in Luz's voice) Summer you fool!
Count Chaos and Darth Moon edit
Count Chaos:
Darth Moon: