Editing Paging Dr. Filly/Transcript


Here's 17th episode for season 2 from [[Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard|''Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard'']]. Here's the Transcript.
== The Beginning ==
(In ninja mode, Pig started making pancakes for everyone)
* '''Pig:''' Who wants pancakes?

(Everyone was excited)

'''Pooh:''' I can't wait for them.

-Me either.

-Yep. Nothing could possibly ruin this.

(Suddenly Freddy and Peck comes in arguing and knocks down Pig)
* '''Peck:''' I'm sick of you!
* '''Freddy:''' I'm ignoring you!
* '''Peck:''' It never stops!
* '''Freddy:''' I can't hear you!

(Began fighting some more until Otis breaks them apart)
* '''Otis:''' Guys, guys, give it rest.
* '''Tigger:''' Yeah, you guys been fighting for the past month.
* '''Peck:''' No, just for 2 weeks!
* '''Freddy:''' 2 1/2 weeks!
* '''Peck:''' 2 weeks!
* '''Freddy:''' 2 1/2!
* '''Peck:''' I smite you
* '''Freddy:''' I smite you first!
* '''Otis:''' Hey guys come on. This is a pancake brunch not a punch out in fighty town. Now sit!
* '''Pig:''' Here you go. I pick all the hay off.
* '''Peck:''' Pip, would you please tell the weasel to pass the syrup?
* '''Pip:''' Dude, leave me out of this.
* '''Freddy:''' Pip, you tell that mistake of nature he can have the syrup after he passes me the salt.
* '''Pip:''' Oh, well in that case, no.
* '''Human Pinkie Pie:''' Who would put salt on pancakes?
* '''Peck:''' Tell him, only idiots eat pancakes with salt
* '''Freddy:''' Here's your stupid syrup!
* '''Peck:''' Here's your stupid salt, stupid. (tackles Freddy)
* '''Otis:''' Pip, deploy the zone of silence.
* '''Pip:''' The what of who?
* '''Otis:''' You know that fish tank we found at the dump
* '''Pip:''' Oh, right. (pulls the rope and a fish tank drops on Freddy and Peck)
* '''Otis:''' Ok, let's eat.
* '''Duke:''' I'm not hungry anymore.
* '''Abby:''' Me either.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' I lost my appetite.
* '''Pig:''' Me too. (kept eating)
* '''Leni:''' I'm getting tired of their fighting.
* '''Pip:''' Yeah, first they ruined Brocoli Wendsday and now they make a mockey every other Thursday
* '''Otis:''' I know. They never used to fight. We got to get them to be friends again.
* '''Lynn:''' Uhhh, how exactly are we gonna do that?
* '''Abby:''' You know, I'm reading a new book called, ''What's the Problem Here?'', by that famous horse psychiatrist, Dr. Filly.
* '''Duke:''' Really, I'm reading Heidi.
* '''Wanda:''' Continue.
* '''Abby:''' Anyway, Dr. Filly says when your friends are feuding, you should set up a friendship intervention.
* '''Otis:''' Friendship intervention?
* '''Sci-Twi:''' This could might work.
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' But Freddy and Peck won't come if they see each other.
* '''Goofy:''' Yeah, how we gonna to bring those together with fighting?
* '''Lincoln:''' Well maybe we try the subliminal approach.
(Everyone began thinking and a trio of dogs hums)
* '''Narrator:''' ''Later that day.''
* '''Bessie:''' Why are we here again?
* '''Duke:''' We're having a friendship intervention for Freddy and Peck.
* '''Bessie:''' Hmm, that what I thought. See ya.
* '''Pip:''' Guys, here comes Peck.
* '''Peck:''' Hi guys, I'm here for the I Hate Freddy discussion group.
* '''Otis:''' Ok come on in.
* '''Freddy:''' Hey, everyone. I'm here for thee Peck is a Moron infomeral seminar. (sees Peck) What in the--
* '''Peck:''' What's he doing here?
* '''Rabbit:''' It was the only way to get you here.
* '''Otis:''' Your fighting is driving everyone crazy.
* '''Freddy:''' Is not
* '''Peck:''' Is too.
* '''Otis:''' (locks the door) Exactly. So we brought you here to meet someone special. May I present, Dr. Filly.
(Dr. Filly comes in)
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Hi, how is everybody doing?
* '''Pig:''' Hey, it's the guy from the book.
* '''Abby:''' Otis, Dr. Filly is a huge celebrity.
* '''Human Fluttershy:''' How were you able to convince him to come over?
* '''Otis:''' One word. Apples. (tossed Filly a apple)
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Man, I'm as happy to be here as a polliwog at a polka festival. Now, let's get down to business. My psychology smarts are telling me that these boys here are involved in a damaging emotional conflict.

(Everyone is surprised)
* '''Dr. Filly:''' All right. Listen up. (blows a air horn twice really loud) Now, I want you to look each other in the eye and tell me, What's the problem here?
* '''Peck:''' Um, I hate him.
* '''Freddy:''' Um, yeah, I hate him too
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Come on now.

(They looked again and they both began to cry and hugged)
* '''Pig:''' Wow color me impressed.
* '''Duke:''' Man can intervene.
* '''Donald Duck:''' Wow.
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' Would you look at that?
*  '''Goofy:''' Gosh.
*  '''Luan:''' Well, he's not horsing around. (laughs) Get it?
* '''Otis:''' Doc, that was amazing. You're a life saver. Come on, I got the rest of your apples outside. Here I'll help you load up your--
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Now hold on. We're not done here.
* '''Human Rarity:''' We're not?
* '''Donald Duck:''' What are you talking about?
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Folks, a one-eyed doodlebug can see that this barnyard is rife with emotional tension
* '''Otis:''' What? That's crazy.
* '''Lincoln:''' Yeah, we're like family. And we care about each other.
* '''Loud Girls:''' Aww! Thank you, Lincoln!
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Bingo. Family are like a bee keeper with his hair on fire. You can't tell what for. And if'n you do, he'll ask you do change.
* '''Pip:''' What?
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Ok for example, this little feller right here uses pancakes to smother the sad clown indside his heart.
* '''Pig:''' It's true. (sees a pancake) Oh, finders keepers. (eats it)
* '''Dr. Filly:''' And this little feller lives in the shadow of a best friend with whom he can never hope to compete.
* '''Otis:''' Is that true Pip?
* '''Pip:''' I'm not just a sidekick. I'm a person. Oh sweet cheese, it hurts!
* '''Dr. Filly:''' And you two are mired in the pasty quicksand of your ongoing romanic tension.
* '''Otis:''' I don't secretly love you!
* '''Abby:''' Me either!
* '''Both:''' (laughs nervously) Help us Dr. Filly!
(Soon everyone else begs his help)
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Now don't get your doodly-fongs in a corn fritter. We're going to prime that sum pup and see how many polliwogs can fit in the bean hat.
(Everyone stood confuse)
* '''Pip:''' What?
* '''Human Applejack:''' He says he's going to stay and help you guys.
(Everyone understood that)
* '''Dr. Filly:''' That right now you got it.
== The Middle ==
(Outside)
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Now, I always say, You can't know a person until you walk around in his shoes and found the searing pain of his bunions.
* '''Pig:''' Question, what if these "shoes" belong to a circus clown?
* '''Dr. Filly:''' It was only a figure of speech, son.
* '''Pig:''' Ah, then I won't need these. (throws shoes away but accidentally at Leni and Cosmo)
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Now, I've paired you off so you can switch roles and show each other what you really think. Abby, Otis, why don't you start us off.
* '''Abby:''' Uh, okay. I'm Otis, I'm a good leader and I love to laugh.
* '''Otis:''' Uh, I'm Abby. I'm a girl.
* '''Pip:''' I'm Pig, I like unicorns and fudge.
* '''Pig:''' I'm Pip. I'm good with a sarcastic quip, dude.
* '''Duke:''' I'm the sheep. I'm soft a woolly.
* '''Dr. Filly:''' No, no, no, hold on.
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' What's the matter?
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' We're saying what we really think.
* '''Sci-Twi:''' Plus nobody feelings are getting hurt.
* '''Dr. Filly: '''Well you see, you can't get to the bottom of the meat pie, without getting some gravy on your bib.
(Everyone is confused)
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Applejack, what's he's saying?
* '''Human Applejack:''' He says we're not taking like seriously.
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Exactly. You're holding back. Show me what you really think.
* '''Abby:''' Really? Are you sure?
* '''Otis:''' Ahh, don't worry Abbs. I can take it.
* '''Abby:''' Well ok. (jumps on hay)Hey everybody. I'm Otis, look at me. No no, keep looking, look at me all the time. I need you to look at me right now. I need attention 24/7 and I like dressing in ladies clothes.
* '''Otis:''' Interesting. Well I'm Abby. I have freakish upper body strength and I keep talking long after everybody stopped listening. Here I go, blabbity, blabbity, blabbity, razzle! (got hit with hay)
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Now you're getting it. Keep it going now.
* '''Pip:''' I'm Pig. I kick it in filth and eat everything.
* '''Pig:''' Oh yeah? Well I'm Pig and I'm always jumping on people cause I'm to lazy to walk. (jumps on Otis)
* '''Cosmo:''' I'm Wanda and my yakking is a big as a hippo! (turns her into a hippo)
* '''Wanda:''' You're such a mama's boy!
* '''Cosmo:''' I am not!
* '''Wanda:''' (turns Cosmo into a baby) Now you are.
* '''Cosmo:''' Hey! You made me make a poopie.
* '''Luna:''' I'm Luan and I'm always pranking people and telling lame jokes.
* '''Luan:''' Oh I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you! I've gone partially deaf from your horrible guitar playing!
* '''Lucy:''' I'm Lynn, and I'm always wasting everyone's time with my sports stuff.
* '''Lynn:''' Oh yeah, cause you're always such a ray of sunshine.
* '''Lucy:''' At least I don't smell like crusty athletic socks.
* '''Lynn:''' Please! Like Eau De Death is better.
* '''Human Pinkie Pie:''' I'm Rarity. I want to everything classy and sophiscated.
* '''Human Rarity:''' Well, I'm Pinkie. I want to party all day, every day, ALL THE TIME!!!!
* '''Duke:''' I'm the sheep and I'm better than everyone. (bleating)
* '''Sheep #1:''' We're Duke!
* '''Sheep #2:''' Lick. Chew. Lick. Chew.
* '''Sheep #3:''' We have the brain of a walnut.
* '''Sheep #4:''' I drink toilet water.
* '''Sheep #5:''' My tail is fascinating.
(Everyone [except Pooh, Tigger, Rabbit, Piglet, Eeyore, Sunset Shimmer, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, Lincoln, Sci-Twi, Timmy Turner and Spike] are arguing etch other)
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Oh, yeah, that's the stuff.
* '''Tigger: '''I think their friendship's in big trouble.
* '''Lincoln: '''Big time.
* '''Timmy Turner: '''Not good.
(That same day. Abby chases Otis on a tractor, Pip mocks Pig by eating a pizza, Sheeps tried to shave Duke, and the other began wrecking the place)
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Keep it up. I sensing a emotional breakthough people.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' So how are things going so far?
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' This is getting out of control.
* '''Lincoln:''' Yeah, and my sisters almost teared up the barnyard.
(Flashbacks to a few mintues ago)
* '''Lincoln:''' What's going on?
* '''Lori:''' I accidentally stepped on Lily's phone and she's making a huge deal! (Lily takes pictures of her) (fiercely) DON'T YOU DARE POST THOSE!
* '''Lily:''' (giggles and posts photos of Lori having double chins)
* '''Lori:''' (horrified as she screams)
* '''Rabbit:''' And Donald is starting to holding a grude on Goofy.
* '''Donald Duck:''' I do not hold a grude! (everyone not convienced) What?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' My fairies are still winging it.
* '''Sci-Twi:''' And my friends aren't speaking to each other.
* '''Spike the Dog:''' How long do you think this will last?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' I sure is will blow over tomorrow.
* '''Narrator:''' ''Days of intensive therapy later...''
* '''Piglet:''' They're still going at each other.
* '''Abby:''' Look at me. I'm Otis the rockstar! (breaks his guitar)
* '''Otis:''' I lift weights to make Otis look weak and puny. (throws her dumbbells in the well)
* '''Abby:''' My dumbbells!!! (about to throw Filly's Book)
* '''Otis:''' And I say y'all all the time cause saying you all takes to much time. (hit with a book) Book pain!
* '''Eeyore:''' What do we do?
* '''Mickey Mouse:''' Maybe there's something in Philly's book that might help us.
* '''Lincoln:''' (looks at the book and sees something) Hey Otis, you might want to take a look at this.
* '''Otis:''' (looks) What the?
* '''Abby:''' Otis, I never say What the. I say, "hey now", or "Heaven's to Besty's" or "wha?"
* '''Otis:''' Something's rotten in horsey town. Come on guys.
* '''Abby:''' Otis, come back here. We are working on our emotions!
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Okay, breakfast, lunch, mid-day snack, pre-brunch nosh...
* '''Otis:''' Uh, Dr. Filly
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Huh?
* '''Donald Duck:''' Can we ask you something?
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Fire away.
* '''Otis:''' Would you say that " Fighting with your friends is as wrong as a 3-legged cow with a oyster for a face"?
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Heck No. Scrapping's good for the soul. Flushes out the hobbilty goblin. It's all good.
* '''Lincoln:''' Just Checking.
* '''Otis:''' We'll leave you to your apples.

(The others leave)
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Let's see. Lunch, dinner, Linner, lupper, bibbity boop.

== The Ending ==
* '''Abby:''' (Packs up) Now that I know what Otis really thinks of me, I'm out of here.
* '''Pig:''' And if I never see Pip again, if would be too late.
* '''Pip:''' Diddo, porky.
* '''Duke:''' Adios, furball.
* '''Sheep:''' (says goodbye in anger)
* '''Cosmo:''' So long Wanda!
* '''Wanda:''' See you never!
(Everyone else says their goodbyes in anger)
* '''Peck:''' Wait for us!
* '''Freddy:''' Yeah, wait for us!
* '''Bessie:''' I thought Dr. Filly cure you two losers.
* '''Peck:''' Yes, but we're born followers.
* '''Freddy:''' Yes, born followers.
* '''Dr. Filly:''' I'm like what I'm seeing. Just don't touch my apples on the way out!
* '''Lincoln:''' Guys stop!
* '''Spike the dog:''' You been tricked.
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, this horse is a fraud.

(Everyone is shocked)
* '''Abby:''' Otis, how could you say that?
* '''Lori:''' If it wasn't for him, we couldn't how much we hate each other.
* '''Loud Girls:''' YEAH!!!!
* '''Otis:''' He's not Dr. Filly. (brings in the real Dr. Filly) This is Dr. Filly.
* '''Dr. Filly:''' Hello people.

(Everyone is shocked and confused)
* '''Human Applejack:''' Wait a minute. Let me get this straight. If that's the real, Dr. Filly.
* '''Duke:''' Compete her sentence Pig.
* '''Pig:''' Then, whose that? (The real Dr. Filly takes the mask off the fake a reveal to be a donkey in disguise)
* '''Dr. Filly:''' This is a disturb former patient of mine who likes to impersonate me. Chip, we talked about this.
* '''Donkey:''' I'm so ashamed.
* '''Human Rainbow Dash:''' Guys, how did you know he was a fake?
* '''Otis:''' Easy, I just read a quote from his book and he didn't even recognized it.
* '''Dr. Fillly:''' Folks this experience has probably hurt you all deeply and open gaping emotional wounds.

(Everyone agrees)
* '''Dr. Filly:''' I though so. Well bye. Come on Chip. (leaves)
* '''Otis:''' Wow, I can't believe we almost split up for good because of a nut job donkey.
* '''Cosmo:''' I'm sorry guys.
* '''Human Fluttershy:''' Us too.
* '''Abby:''' Let's never fight again.
* '''Freddy:''' Group hug.

(They all hugged)
* '''Peck:''' I'm just glad everything's back to normal.
* '''Freddy:''' Yeah.
* '''Otis:''' Well almost everything's.

(Pig sitting on Otis head and sinking to the bottom)
* '''Pig:''' Turns out walking's overrated.
THE END!
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