Not So Awesome Blossom/Transcript
(Knocking on the door was heard.)
Girls: Come in.
Pooh Bear: Good evening, girls.
Girls: Good evening, Pooh Bear.
Tigger: Say, what's kicking, girls?
Buttercup: We defeated Mojo Jojo.
Piglet: That's wonderful.
Brock: You girls in the mood to hang with us?
Bubbles: Uh-huh.
Buttercup: We sure are.
Buttercup: (sing-songy) You're just jealous!
Bubbles: I am not. Just because Blossom blew it that doesn't mean I would!
Buttercup: Uh-huh!
Bubbles: Uh-uh!
Buttercup: Uh-huh!
Bubbles: Uh-uh!
Buttercup: Uh-huh!
Bubbles: Uh-uh!
(Bubbles and Buttercup start fighting while Rabbit and Misty try to settle the fight.)
Misty: Girls, quit it!
Rabbit: Will you girls stop that fighting?!
(Ash and Pikachu among with Pooh Bear and Piglet sit next to Blossom to comfort her.)
Ash Ketchum: Blossom, what's wrong?
Pikachu: Pika?
Blossom: I really messed up today.
Pooh Bear: Why, what happened?
Blossom: I've dodged the lasers and I let them destroy the shop, museum and the opera. It was an accident. It was a good plan, really.
Piglet: Aww, there, there. Accidents happen.
(Blossom hugs the doll and the head rips. Bubbles and Buttercup build a block tower while Blossom sits down.)
Bubbles: Hey, Blossom, wanna put the last block on top?
Blossom: (lightens up) Yeah. (puts the last block on top) You bet!
(The block tower collapsed.)
Bubbles: Oh, my.
(We cut to Blossom working in Hot Dog On A Skewer.)
Man 1: Why, thank you.
Blossom: I'm happy to be of service.
Man 1: Hey, where's the ketchup? You forgot the ketchup!
Blossom: Sorry. (squirts ketchup on the hotdog)
Man 2: (angrily) What is this?! Mustard, onions, kraut! Where's the bun?! You forgot the bun! (groans while storming out) What kind of lousy service is this?!
Blossom: Sir, wait!
Boy: (whining) I want a hot dog!
Mother: Little girl, my son has been waiting for a hot dog for 15 minutes!
Blossom: I'm sorry, ma'am. I'll get right on that.
Mother: Don't bother!
(She and her son leave.)
Blossom: Hot Dog on a Skewer. How can I help you?
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Ash Ketchum: (growls) Alright, Mojo! Where is the professor?!
Mojo: Why, Ash. How very rude of you to ask me that.
Ash: (snarls angrily) Why you treacherous ape! If you hurt the Professor...
Mojo Jojo: Ah, ah, ah. I'd control that temper of yours if I were you, Ash.
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Blossom: Buttercup, the professor! Bubbles, Mojo!
Bubbles: I missed! (Mojo lands on the plank)
Blossom: Bubbles, help Buttercup!
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