Mo'Linguish/Transcript

Robber: The amount which I want to withdraw is not that from any bank account which I hold within a bank; in other words, I wish to take money that does not belong to me but is instead in the ownership of others who have worked hard to gather funds for their future rainy days.

Bank lady: But what I am asking you is, do you have an account which I can access, and, if so, what are the numerical digits for me to properly type upon the keyboard to tap into the computer system which allows me permission into all the fund-related requests.

Robber: And what you are failing to understand is that I do not have said accounts since I am not a patron of this fine establishment except to take from it that which is not mine.

Bubbles: Is this a stickup?

Blossom: Seems more like a stuck-up.

Buttercup: What the heck is going on here?

(Girls fly to a large billboard with Mojo's face on it.)

Mojo Jojo: And so I, Mojo Jojo, impart upon you the empowerment of Mo' Linguish.

Girls: Mo' Linguish?!

Buttercup: (points) There's the crime!

Mojo Jojo: And with this power, you no longer speak in brief, boring, abbreviated sentences; but instead will WOW the crowds with your scintillating usage of an overabundance of nouns, verbs, adjectives, pronouns, prepositions, and of course, the conjunction junctions, which have a multiple of functions. With the skill of Mo' Linguish, the world, which was previously not yours to be taken, will be at your fingertips!

Blossom: That's it!

Buttercup: He's done it!

Bubbles: (Mojo voice) Mojo has managed to bring Townsville to a complete standstill, by having all of the people speak in the most lengthy of questions, and redundant of answers? Thus, nothing can be asked or answered without the verbosity of words, causing the city to come to a permanent and most painful halt, furthermore―

Buttercup and Blossom: Bubbles!

Bubbles: Sorry!

Blossom: We've got to re-program Townsville, bringing the speech patterns back to normal. Come on!