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Piglet: Pooh, why was Major Glory and his friends so, uh, so mean and grumpy towards the Powerpuff Girls?

Pooh Bear: Well, perhaps they're just not as fond of them as we are, Piglet.

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Professor Utonium: Girls! Oh, thank goodness you're home.

Blossom: It was terrible, guys. They all laughed at us.

Brock: There, there, girls. It's all right now.

Misty: In fact, we know all about it.

Rabbit: Yes. we witnessed the whole thing live on television.

Ash Ketchum: I can't believe those jerks would do that to you, girls! After everything you did to join the club, they disappoint you by turning you down like that! That was just plain despicable! Even for Major Glory!

Professor Utonium: You said it, Ash. Those jerks were just plain awful! Oh, we'd be giving them a piece of our minds right now—if they weren't already being savagely beaten by some thug from outer space!

Heroes: What?!

Ash Ketchum: Where?!

Professor Utonium: Take a look!

(On the end of this, zoom in on the TV, putting him o.c. The view has now changed to show the invader, Mascumax, clubbing Big Ben with a clock tower. As Shaquille picks up the story, it flashes to Down Under Mate being crushed underfoot.)

Shaquille: (voice over) This is the scene around the globe. (Now Mandingo and Moo-Shu-Gai Man get it.) Members of the AWSM being hunted down— (Valhallen is grabbed in one hand, his guitar in the other.) —and beaten like sick dogs.

(The view dissolves into a reflection of itself in a white circle surrounded by black, and the camera pulls back to show it in the highlight of Blossom's pupil. Now she is staring speechless at the camera, at a distance from her sisters. They are still with the Professor.)

Misty: Whoa! He's strong!

Buttercup: Serves 'em right.

Tigger: Now, Buttercup. That isn't a very nice thing to say.

Brock: And besides, Buttercup, just because they were mean-spirited and inconsiderate to you and your sisters doesn't mean you should treat them the same way they treated you. You know being a real superhero doesn't work that way.

Professor Utonium: Tigger and Brock make a good point there, Buttercup. We all know they weren't very heroic when they picked on you and your sisters. But real superheroes don't let what others say keep them from being really super.

Blossom: And real heroes don't let bullies from outer space beat up folks and break stuff! Come on, girls! The AWSM needs some real heroes right now!

Ash Ketchum: And we're coming with you! Because we're gonna help you teach the AWSM a little lesson about men and women being treated equally! Who's with me?

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Mascumax: (crying) Mommy, there were some girls and they're being mean to me!!! (flies off)

Tigger: (laughs) What a big baby!

AWSM Heroes: Oh, thank you, Powerpuff Girls! Thank you!

Blossom: (dryly) You boys alright?

Major Glory: (sheepishly) Um…yeah.

Ash Ketchum: Ahem! Excuse me, sir. Are you Major Glory?

Major Glory: Um, yes? Why? Is there a problem?

Ash Ketchum: We need to have a talk.

(Moments later....)

Brock: Let us tell you some words, Major Glory: At what point did you think it seemed like a good idea to laugh in the girls' faces right in front of us on the live television screen? Hmm???

Major Glory: (gasps) The whole thing was broadcasted?!?!

Ash Ketchum: Oh, yes, it was broadcasted. Broadcasted for everyone around the world to see what a bunch of great, big, inconsiderate, jerks you and your club really are! Do you have any idea how publicly humiliated those girls were when the television audience witnessed all of that?!?! HUH?! 

Pikachu: (angrily) Pika Pika!

Misty: They looked up to you all! You were their idols! They wanted to be you! They even wanted to be a part of your club so they can be real heroes like you! Stronger heroes like you! Smarter heroes like you! Faster heroes like you! Braver heroes like you! And more powerful heroes like you! But after seeing how you cruelly disrespected them by turning them down like that, you guys are not what they thought you are to them! You call yourselves superheroes?! We are ashamed and disgusted by you! Major Glory, after the way you've mistreated the Powerpuff Girls, you and your club are a total disgrace!

Ash Ketchum: That's right! My mother was appalled and disgusted by your attitude towards women!
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