Editing Man's Best Fiend/Transcript

Here's 21st episode for season 2 from'' [[Winnie the Pooh Goes Back at the Barnyard]]''. Here's the Transcript.

== The Beginning ==
(Scene opens up to a game of cards with greeting cards)
* '''Abby:''' Okay, show your greeting cards.
* '''Pig:''' I got a pair of Get Well Soons’ and a Happy Secretary’s Day.
* '''Pooh:''' 2 Easters and a National Honey Day
* -Three It’s a girl and a pair of twins.
* -I got two graduations and a Think Green Arbor Day.
* '''Phineas:''' Luckily we got this giant Mom’s Birthday Card.
* -Can’t beat this, 3 Christmas in July.
* -Not so fast.  2 Chinese New Years and a Anniversary
* '''Luan:''' I see your Chinese Year and raise you 3 April Fools and a National Pie Day
* '''Otis:''' Ha, full house; Birthday, anniversary, sympathy, friendship, and Happy Bar Mitzvah step nephew. Come to papa.
(Suddenly Duke comes in a wrecks the game while playing a ball)
* '''Duke:''' Hey, guys. Check it out! I got a new ball. Alright come on. Who wants to play? Who wants to play?
(Everyone else slowly walks off)
* '''Duke''': Oh geez doesn't anyone hear like to play ball?
* Otis: You know, Ball is more of a dog game.
* -Why don’t you ask Spike?
* -He's at the groomer's today
* Otis: Ok, how bout Lana. She human, but she does act like a dog.
* -She's getting her shots again.
* Otis: Goofy?
* -Said he was taking on flying lesson. As a matter fact, DUCK!!!
(Goofy comes in flying through the barnyard and into the well)
* '''Otis:''' Why don’t you ask Everett?
* '''Duke:''' Good idea! Hey, Everett, think fast! (throws it a Everett softly and he breaks apart)
* '''Otis:''' Duke you need a doggy friend that isn’t getting clean, not in a well and with working bones.
* '''Duke:''' Yeah, I know but it’s not like I can just tell the farmer, I want a doggy buddy.
* '''Otis:''' (to the audience) Or can you?
(Later answers the door and it was Otis as a dog whisper with a Spanish accent)
* '''Otis:''' Hola senor. I am the pet whisper
* '''Farmer:''' (shutters) What?
* '''Otis:''' I SAID I AM THE PET WHISPER!!
* '''Farmer:''' Oh. You mean the man from the tv who understand dog talk.
* '''Otis:''' Ecactamente. I was on a soul searching walk about when I sense your dog was in great distressed
* '''Farmer:''' Duke? Oh, he’s fine
* '''Otis:''' If I may. (acts like Duke is speaking to him) He’s saying he is very lonely and wishes for a doggy friend to have the frolic and the playing and games and such.
* '''Farmer:''' Really? I had no idea. I’ll go to the animal shelter right now.
* '''Otis:''' Oh, oh. He also say the barn animals and children, eh they would enjoy a flat screen TV and a cable hook up
* '''Farmer:''' Oh we don’t have time for that. My best friend needs a doggy plan. (heads for his truck and drives off)
* '''Duke:''' Otis, it worked. How can I ever thank you.
* '''Otis:''' Well you could stop sniffing my butt.
* '''Duke:''' (to audience) Or can I?
(A couple of minutes later, the farmer comes back)
* '''Pip:''' Farmer’s back!
* '''Peck:''' Oh, I wonder what kind of dog he got
* '''Abby:''' Hey, maybe it’s a laberdoodle.
* '''Freddy:''' Or a cockaterrier
* '''Pig:''' Or a kangagator
* '''Pip:''' Uh, those don’t exist.

* '''Pig:''' Or don’t they? Marvis! You’re right they don’t.

* '''Abby:''' The important thing is Duke’s gonna have a new friend.
* '''Otis:''' And it’s all thanks to me
* '''Farmer:''' Meet your new pal, Duke. You boys have fun. (leaves)
* '''Duke:''' Hey, how’d you doing,fella? I’m Duke. Come out and say hi.
(But as the dog comes out of the cage it turns out to be…)
* '''Baxter:''' Well, Duncan, we meet again.
* '''Duke:''' (screams like a girl)
* '''Otis:''' Oh no, guys it’s Baxter. You remember Baxter. Baxter was that awful mutt who switched places with Duke at the vet and then tried to steal his life here at the barnyard.
* '''Abby:''' Otis, we know. It was just a couple of weeks ago
* '''Pig:''' Yeah, who are you, Professor Exposition?
* '''Otis VO:''' Professor Exposition, explainer of things. He clarifies power points to explain away confusion.
* '''Otis:''' No I am not he.
* '''Pig:''' Then my search continues.
* -Who's Baxter?
* -He's a bad dog who once tried to take Duke's life before.
* -Oh.

== The Middle ==
* '''Baxter:''' What’s wrong, Derrick? You don’t look happy to see me.
* '''Duke:''' The name’s Duke and you got five seconds to take a hike, Baxter, before I make you take it.
* '''Otis:''' Yeah maybe you should beat it, lifestealer

* '''Abby:''' Yeah, you got a lot of nerve coming back here.

* '''Freddy:''' Yeah.
* '''Peck:''' Some nerve
* '''Pip:''' Identity thief.
* '''Baxter:''' Fellas, fellas, you got me all wrong. Hey, the farmer picked me completely of his own free will; true story.
(Flashback to the Oedeville Pet Shelter)
* '''Baxter:''' (sees the farmer coming his way) Hey, guys, who wants whipped cream? (sprays it on 2 dogs to make it look like they have rabies)
* '''Farmer:''' Uh, (sees Baxter) I’ll take that one.
(Flashback ends)
* '''Baxter:''' He chose out of thousands, Dorack.
* '''Duke:''' It’s Duke.
* '''Baxter:''' Duke, Jeremy, names aren’t important. What matter is I’ve changed. I’m out of the identity stealing game
* '''Duke:''' Thanks, but I’ll find somebody else to play Ball with.
* '''Baxter:''' Wait! Did you say Ball? I love Ball
* '''Duke:''' You do?
* '''Baxter:''' You kidding me? I’m all about Ball! I love more than life itself!
* '''Duke:''' Well, any dog who likes Ball can’t be all bad.
* '''Baxter:''' Sure, it’s all good. So what’ya say, Cheter, Skip, Alvin, Betty, Samathacresten? Can I stay?
* '''Otis:''' Uh, Duke, I guess it’s up to you.
* '''Duke:''' Oh, what the heck.
* '''Baxter:''' Alright! Up top, don’t leave me hanging. Oh too slow for the dog show. Now let’s get our Ball on!
* '''Abby:''' Oh look at them. They’re adorable together.
* '''Pig:''' Make me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Though that could be the caterpillar I swallowed.
* '''Caterpillar:''' It’s been 2 days since the giant pig monster ate me. Is this really happening or is it all some terrible '''''NIGHTMARE!?'''''
* '''Narrator:''' 2 hours later….
* '''Duke:''' Phew, I haven’t played that much Ball in ages. Good times.
* '''Baxter:''' Sure, we’re super tight best buds now. Hey, Derk, go long! (throws the ball at a lamp but Duke catches it)
* '''Duke:''' Oh, Baxter, we never play Ball in the house; Farmer’s rules!
* '''Baxter:''' Oh? Any rules against smashing lamps? (knocks the lamp out of Duke’s hand) (hears someone coming) The Farmer! (hides)
* '''Farmer:''' (gasps) Bad Duke! Bad Duke!
* '''Baxter:''' Oooo, you’re in trouble.
(Later on Baxter gets Duke in more trouble like tearing up the Farmer’s hat, make mud prints all over his room, and put a stick of dynamite in the newspaper. Finally, the farmer sends Duke to the barn)
* '''Farmer:''' Your not the dog I thought you were, Duke. From now on, you stay in the barn. (slams the door and leaves)
* '''Otis:''' Duke, what happened?
* '''Duke:''' That little mutt, Baxter, framed me so he can have the house to himself.
(Everyone is shocked)
* '''Baxter:''' Actually, it’s true. I play you like a cheap squeak toy. And there’s nothing you can do about it.
* '''Otis:''' Nothing, really? Well, I don’t know, I’m sure we put our heads together we---GET HIM!!!!
(Soon everyone chased Baxter)
* '''Baxter:''' Oh, yes, chase me. I love Chase almost as I love Ball. Oh yeah, that’s right, I hate Ball. (heads towards the Farmer)
* '''Farmer:''' Bad animals! Chasing a poor innocent puppy! Shame on you!  (Baxter started licking him) Oh, kisses for Daddy. (heads inside)
* '''Pip:''' I can’t believe that guy.
* '''Duke:''' I know. Those should be my kisses for daddy. Did I just said that out loud.
* '''Otis:''' Don’t worry Duke. We’ll get rid of Baxter somehow.
* '''Duke:''' Nah, forget it, Otis. We gotta do what the farmer says. I’ll just move into the barn with you.
* '''Otis:''' Sure, it’s not so bad really.
(Everyone agrees)
* '''Duke:''' And I won’t be any trouble. You’ll hardly know I’m there.
(Later that night, Duke keeps everyone up with his howling)
* '''Otis:''' Duke, could you keep it down?
* '''Duke:''' I’m sorry, guys. Howling clears my sinuses. (gets a itch) Oh, oh, somebody scratch my back. The farmer always scratches my back. Nobody? Alright. I got it. I got it. (scratches himself on the floor) Well, back to my sinuses. (howls) Yeah, that’s better. (Howls)
* '''Pip:''' Is there any way to keep him quiet?!?!
* '''Freddy:''' (with a shovel) Way ahead of you.
* '''Otis:''' Freddy! Come on, guys. Duke is off his routine. I’m sure in no time at all.
* '''Duke:''' Oooh, I got another itch. (scratches himself) Oh, yeah. There it is. Hey, I’m fitting right in here, aren’t I?

== The Ending ==
* '''Pip:''' (gets a call) Sup. It’s for you, Duke.
* '''Duke:''' Me? (answers it) This is Duke.
* '''Baxter:''' Hi, Deke, how’s the barn, not that I care.
* '''Duke:''' Baxter you little--
* '''Baxter:''' Me? We’ll I’m having a swell time with the farmer, thanks for asking. We just finish watching Casablanca on TV
* '''Duke:''' Casablanca? That’s our movie.
* '''Baxter:''' And afterwards, he taught me how to balance a dog treat on my nose.
* '''Duke:''' That’s our trick!
* '''Baxter:''' Oh, by the bye, I’m sleeping in his bed now. Yeah, I guess you could say, I’m his new best friend. Oops, gotta go, time for my tummy rub
* '''Duke:''' I’ll show that Baxter. I don’t need the farmer. I got all the friend I need right here. So, uh, who wants to de-worm me?
(Everyone stood quiet for a sec)
* '''Otis:''' Barn meeting! Guys, we can’t let Baxter get away with this. We gotta get him outta house and Duke back in; for all our sakes
* '''Duke:''' But, Otis, Baxter set me up good. The farmer will never take me back
* '''Otis:''' Oh, I think he would, if you save him from a man-eating bear!
* '''Freddy:''' Oh, I like where this is going.
* '''Duke:''' Well I don’t.
* '''Otis:''' Relax, I won’t be a real bear. It’ll be me in a bear costume. Now the farmer takes Baxter out every afternoon for his walk
* '''Freddy:''' Oh, I love that plan!
* '''Otis:''' I haven’t said it yet.
* '''Freddy:''' Now I’m confused
(The next morning, the farmer takes Baxter for a run)
* -(on walkie) Ok, they are on the move.
* -Great just wait for the signal.
* '''Farmer:''' Okay, Baxter, you lead the way. (Baxter barks) Ha, ha, what a cute little dickens.
(Suddenly, “Otis comes out as bear scaring the farmer)
* '''Farmer:''' A bear! Get him boy! Get him! (suddenly Baxter started pushing the farmer towards the bear) What? Don’t! Stop! What are you doing? Bad dog, no!
* '''Duke:''' Look at Otis, what a ham. Well I guess it showtime. (heads towards ''Otis'')
* -Go get him, Duke.
* -This is almost to easy.
* -Yeah, but you know something looks odd about Otis.
* -What do you mean?
* -It almost seems like that costume is too realistic.
* -Now that you mention it, it does a bit real.
* -Hey, guys. Otis just radio me telling me he's almost ready.
* -Then that means--
* '''Piglet:''' Oh dear.
* '''Tigger:''' Uh oh.
* '''Rabbit:''' We gotta get down there as and back up, Duke or he'll get really hurt.
(Dukes comes in, kicked, bites, and kung fu’d, ''Otis'' out right at the farmer feet)
* '''Farmer:''' Duke, you saved my life! I’ve never should have kicked you out boy. Can you forgive me? (sees Baxter giving a sad look) And as for you, throw me to a bear. Bad dog! You’re going back to the shelter to find a new home.
* '''Baxter:''' This isn’t over, Derwood. I’ll be back, you’ll see. And then we’ll…(yanked away)
* -Duke, are you okay?
* '''Duke:''' Course I am, why would I be?
* -Well you see.
* '''Duke:''' One sec, guys. They’re gone, Otis. You can get up now. Otis?
* -Uh Duke, there’s something you should know about Otis.
(Suddenly Otis comes out a bear)
* '''Otis:''' Hey, Duke, where’s the farmer?
* '''Duke:''' Oh, he just took Baxter back too---Hold up. If you’re there, then who's that?
* -That’s what we were trying to tell you.
* -You just beat and kung fu’d a real bear.
* '''Bear:''' Round 2, sheep dog.
* '''Duke:''' Wait I can explain. You see that other dog stole my identity in a previous episode and recently return to try it again.
* '''Bear:''' Who are you, Professor Exposition?

* '''Otis VO:''' Professor Exposition, explainer of things. He clarifies powerpoints to explain away confusion!

* '''Duke:''' Who? (the bear smashes him in the ground and leaves)
* '''Otis:''' You okay there, Duke?
* '''Duke:''' Hey, my master loves me again. I am feeling no pain. Well, maybe a little pain. Actually, it’s quite intense. Now I’m blacking out. And, I’m out. (faints)
(Later, the farmer plays Ball with Duke, as the gang watches from the window)
* -Looks Duke and Farmer are happy again.
* '''Sci-Twi:''' Yep, nothing for powerful than a love between dog and their human.
* '''Spike the dog:''' Yeah.

* '''Otis:''' Yep. Now there’s a sight that warms your heart.
* '''Farmer:''' Kisses for Daddy. (Duke slobbers all over the farmer)
* -What kind of sight is that?
* '''Otis:''' And there’s a sight makes your heart puke.
* '''Abby:''' Yeah, shut the window
* '''Pig:''' Can’t unseen that
* '''Pip:''' Gross
* '''Freddy:''' Yuck.
The End.
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