Editing Littlefoot Says We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story/Transcript

This is the transcript for ''[[Littlefoot Says We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story]]''.
==Opening/Rex and Buster==
Buster: Get it, Shorty!

Shorty: Here, you want it? Here, take it, take it! All right, all right. Come on.

Buster: Hey! What about me? What about me?

George: Here's food. Fight over it.

Buster's Mother: Now, George...

George: Only way they'll learn.

(The birds fighting over worm, who frees for his life.)

Buster: That was not fair.

Buster's Mother: Oh, baby, my sweet baby.

Chicks: Mommy's little birdie. Mommy's little birdie.

Buster's Mother: He's so adorable.

Buster: Ma, don't do that. You're acting like I just hatched. What am I, a chick? Guess the writing's on the wall. It's time to leave the nest!

Buster's Mother: Buster, wait! You're still too young.

Buster: This flying's a snap. Surprised I ain't done it before.

(The golf cart arrives and Rex hops out.)

Buster: Expect a postcard from some place warm. Miami, maybe Cuba. Arrivederci, Mama.

(Buster jumps and falls on the golf ball.)

Buster: Hey! wait, what... Hey!

Rex: Hello there, little fella. Where'd you fall from?

Buster: No place. Just leave me alone.

Rex: No place? No place? Never been there. What's your name?

Buster: Buster.

Rex: Well, Buster, don't you have a mom somewhere that's probably worried about you?

Buster: Yeah!

Rex: So, what are you gonna endeavor to do now?

Buster: I'm gonna run away and join the circus.

Rex: Oh, the circus, the circus. Now, you're talking sense. The circus is an ocean with some spice. You know, I know a little fellow who ran away and joined the circus.

Buster: Say, ain't you a dinosaur?

Rex: Why, yes. From tooth to toe, I am.

Buster: Then what the heck are you doing? Playing golf?

Rex: I'm smart, Buster. I'm one smart dinosaur. But I wasn't always.

Buster: You weren't? 

Rex: No. No, sir. No, I started off stupid and violent.

Buster: You did?

Rex: This was a long time ago, you understand? A long time ago. I was a real terror then. I was a real animal. And I was hungry all the time.

==Rex's Story Begins/Brain Grain==

==Meet Captain Neweyes/Wish Radio/The Heroes and the Dinosaurs' Drop-Off==

==Meet Louie/Welcome to New York==
Louie: It's New York City, you moron!

Heroes and Dinosaurs: (gasping)

Littlefoot: I think you'd better help him out of the water, Rex.

Rex: I'm on it, Littlefoot. (uses his tail to pull out Louie) Whoa, there, little fella.

Dweeb: Hi, my name's Dweeb!

Louie: (gasps)

Woog: I'm Woog.

Elsa: I'm Elsa.

Rex: The name's Rex, what's yours?

Louie: I think my name's Louie. (to heroes) What about you, guys? What are your names?

Littlefoot: My name's Littlefoot.

Petrie: Me Petrie.

Ducky: And I'm Ducky. And this is my brother, Spike. He cannot talk like us, oh no. But he still says, "Hello!".

Cera: And I'm Cera, a Threehorn, of course.

Chomper: I'm Chomper.

Ruby: I'm Ruby.

Guido: They call me Guido.

Brock: My name's Brock and I'm a Pokémon Breeder.

Misty: And I'm Misty. My specialty is Water Pokémon.

Togepi: Prry.

Ash Ketchum: My name's Ash Ketchum. And I'm trying to be a Pokémon Master.

Pikachu: Pika.

Ash Ketchum: Uh, oh yeah. And this is Pikachu.

Pikachu: Pikachu.

SpongeBob SquarePants: Hi there. I don't believe we've met. My name is SpongeBob, and this is my associate, Patrick.

Patrick Star: Hi.

Squidward Tentacles: Why, I'm Squidward.

Sandy Cheeks: I'm Sandy.

Eugene Krabs: Hello. I'm Mr. Krabs. And I like money.

Buzzie: I'm Buzzie.

Flaps: I'm Flaps.

DIzzy: I'm Dizzy.

Ziggy: And I'm Ziggy.

Jiminy Cricket: Cricket's the name. Jiminy Cricket.

Zazu: I'm Zazu.

Genie: And I am (as Arnold Schwarzenegger) the ever impressive, (inside a cube) the long contained, (as a ventriloquist with a dummy) often imitated, (tosses the dummy aside) but never duplicated-- (He multiplies into multiple Genies who surround him.) DUP.

Genies: Duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated, duplicated.

Genie: (says it like a ring announcer at a boxing match) Genie of the Lamp! (goes into Ed Sullivan) Right here direct from the lamp, right here for your enjoyment wish fulfillment.

==Louie Rides on Elsa/Meet Cecilia==
Louie: I got it. (to Elsa) Hey, you. The bat.

Petrie: Auntie Elsa is NOT a bat.

Elsa: Precisely. I am a pterodactyl.

Louie: Can you fly?

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Louie: Woah, woah. Hey, don't panic. I'm a good guy.

Cecilia Nuthatch: Who are you (sees Elsa and Petrie) and what are those?

==Roll Back the Rock (to the Dawn of Time)==
Rex: Hi.

Sasha: (comes up to Rex) Look, Mommy. Those are real dinosaurs. (sees Littlefoot and his friends) And there's some baby ones.

==On the Run/Central Park==

==Meet Professor Screweyes==

==Fright Radio/Brain Drain==

==Littlefoot, Ash, SpongeBob, Louie, Cecilia, and the Gang meets Stubbs==

==Professor Screweyes' Show==

==Neweyes Returns/Stubbs Resigns/Screweyes' Demise==
Stubbs: Oh, I forgot to tell you. (angrily) I QUIT! I quit. Ha! I resign! Are you gettin' this completely in your ear? I am profoundly outta here! And this ain't about money, I ain't even complaining about my dry-cleaning bill. But hang around with elephants all day and try to keep your clothes dry.

(Littlefoot, Ash, and the others laugh and so did the audience.)

Stubbs: But that's not the point. The point is, I quit. Quittski! Over-and-outski! That's all she wrote! (Hands out the check) Keep my last check buddy! (Hands every item to Screweyes) Here's my shoes, my nose, my horn, my buzzer, my fake arm, my bug-eye glasses, my backstage passes, my hat, my donkey ears, my extending tongue gag, my rubber chicken; Ya can't even get these anymore; my lucky whale tooth, and a giant clam that opens to reveal the American flag held by mermaid and her normal brother, Richard!

(Audience, Littlefoot, Ash and friends laughing)

Stubbs: So long! Oh, and by the way, in case you're wondering why I'm talking and they're laughing, let me explain it to ya... THAT'S COMEDY!

==The Museum of Natural History/A Happy Ending==

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