Knuckles, Silver, Chuck & Bunga Go Onward/Transcript

This is the transcript of Knuckles, Silver, Chuck & Bunga Go Onward.

Prologue/The Warrior

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Chorus: Ohh, oh, oh, oh, ohh, oh, oh~ Who's the hunter~ Who's the game~ I feel the beat~ Call your name~ I'll hold your clothes in victory~ I don't wanna tame your animal style~ You won't be caged~ In the call of the wild~ Shooting at the walls of heartache~ Bang, bang~ I am The Warrior~ Well, I am The Warrior~ And heart to heart~ If you survive~ The Warrior~ The Warrior~

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Knuckles: Yes!

Smurfstorm: Woo! Yeah, baby!

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Sonic: (vo) I know what you're thinkin'. What type of maniac wakes up at dawn to punch boulders? I'll tell you who. My good pal; Knuckles the Echidna.

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Summer: (vo) And another one of our pals; Smurfstorm.

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Sonic: (vo) It all began on the Mushroom Planet, where old Knucks got tricked into helping the very evil and very filthy Dr. Mustache escape. He came to Earth in search of a magic emerald and picked a fight with moi, which went very badly for him, by the way.

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Summer: (vo) As for Smurfstorm. It all began when the insidious wizard Baldy-mel planned on finding a lost Smurf village full of female Smurfs (Storm being one of them) and use their magic to make him the most powerful villain. Wow, gotta say I'm sorry for making him lose the hair.

Sonic: (vo) Hey, wait a minute! This is the wrong footage! Why are we showing this?!

Summer: (vo) Wasn't my idea.

Sonic: (vo) Eventually, we punched out our differences and teamed up to defeat Robotnik's giant robot and recovered the Master Emerald, hence saving the universe. Hooray, and you're welcome. And then, Knuckles, Tails and I became friends and roommates! Now with all the hero stuff out of the way, Knuckles' only mission is to relax and enjoy Earth, which might be harder than it sounds. Whoa! Deja vu.

Summer: (vo) Indeed.

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Knuckles: Ha! A new record!

Smurfstorm: Record breakin'!

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Knuckles:

Smurfstorm:

Knuckles:

Smurfstorm:

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Knuckles:

Smurfstorm:

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Worker:

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Smurfstorm:

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Smurfstorm:

Knuckles:

Smurfstorm:

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Maddie:

Worker:

Maddie:

Worker:

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Poppy:

Tigress:

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Maddie:

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Knuckles:

Smurfstorm:

Both:

Maddie:

Tigress:

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Sonic:

Summer:

Sonic:

Summer:

Tails:

Chaos:

Moon:

Tigress:

Po:

Zhen:

Branch:

Hefty:

Smurfette:

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Maddie:

Red:

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Knuckles:

Smurfstorm: You want some?

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Maddie:

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Sonic:

Peridot:

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Sonic:

Smurfette:

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Tails:

Poppy:

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Sonic:

Knuckles: No.

Sonic:

Smurfette:

Smurfstorm: Not.

Knuckles:

Sonic:

Smurfette:

Smurfstorm:

Knuckles:

Sonic:

Knuckles:

Sonic:

Smurfette:

Knuckles:

Smurfette:

Smurfstorm:

Sonic:

Smurfette:

Knuckles:

Smurfstorm:

Knuckles:

Sonic:

Smurfette:

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Smurfstorm:

Knuckles:

Smurfstorm:

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Knuckles:

Smurfstorm:

Ian Lightfoot's Birthday

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You Two Are Grounded!/Knuckles' Future Apprentice

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Sunny:

Summer:

Maddie:

Knuckles:

Smurfstorm:

Maddie:

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Lapis:

Steven:

Knuckles:

Smurfstorm:

Moon:

Viva:

Smurfstorm:

Knuckles:

Bismuth:

Maddie:

Smurfwillow:

Smurfstorm:

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Maddie:

Smurfstorm:

Knuckles:

Maddie: Enemy?

Smurfwillow: what Enemy?

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Both: is that our Mailman!?

Mailman:

Maddie:

Smurfwillow:

Both:

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Smurfstorm:

Pearl:

Clumsy:

Poppy:

Po:

Mr. Wolf:

Ms. Tarantula:

Maddie:

Smurfstorm: Grounded?!

Knuckles: One cannot ground an echidna warrior.

Smurfstorm:

SmurfWillow:

Knuckles:

Maddie:

Knuckles:

Smurfstorm:

Maddie:

Knuckles:

Mr. Wolf:

Smurfstorm:

Knuckles:

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Maddie:

Smurfette: (in Tails' voice)

Poppy:

Lanolin:

Maddie:

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Silver the Hedgehog (on Phone):

Frenchy Narrator: Meanwhile

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Silver the Hedgehog: Heads up.

Fang: Shoot down!

Smurfstorm Meets Pachacamac and Tikal

Sonic: Hey, buddies.

Smurfette: You two feeling, okay?

Smurfstorm: Go away, you guys.

Knuckles: We took your advice and now we lay banished on the floor of shame. With nothing to do but plot our revenge... Against you.

Smurfette: Hey, come on. Bein' grounded doesn't mean staying here forever.

Sonic: She's right. Remember? I lived in a cave for seven years. You can survive a few days in an attic.

Smurfstorm: Where's the fun in that?

Sonic: Just look at all of these great options you have. Like, comic books.

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Smurfstorm: Oof! (yells) My eyes! It burns!

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Sonic: Music.

Smurfette: Don't forget painting.

Sonic: Video games. They have come a long way since the 90s.

Knuckles: AHH! Where have you sent me?!

Smurfette: And don't get us started on meditation.

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Sonic: And final dance videos!

Smurfette: See what we mean? Just take these things time to relax. You'll be out there free in no time.

Both: Okay, good talk.

(and they left)

Knuckles: (sighs) Those two could not possibly understand.

Smurfstorm: No. No, they couldn't.

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Pachacamac: Are you kidding me?

Tikal: SummerSlam was just yesterday?!

Smurfstorm and Knuckles: (yells)

Knuckles: Assassin!

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Pachacamac: Relax, Knuckles. It's me.

Tikal: And me.

Knuckles: (gasp) Tikal? Chief Pachacamac?

Pachacamac: It's good to see you, my boy. Now, put down the rubber chicken and give your old chief a hu- whoa! Oh!

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Tikal: Uh, sir...

Pachacamac: Oh, right. I'm a ghost.

Smurfstorm: Okay, okay. 2 questions. 1: You know Knuckles? And 2: WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!

Knuckles: Storm, these are my friends of my old tribe.

Tikal:

Smurfstorm:

Pachacamac:

Tikal:

Knuckles:

Smurfstorm:

Pachacamac

Tikal:

Smurfstorm:

Knuckles:

Pachacama:

Knuckles:

Pachacamac:

Tikal:

Smurfstorm:

Tikal:

Smurfstorm: An apprentice?

Knuckles: But where will we find such a student?

Pachacamac: Right here.

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Knuckles: Silver the Hedgehog?

Smurfstorm: Are you serious? The guy's too much of a newbie.

Pachacamac: So was Knuckles when we first met.

Tikal: He may be young, but he's special. In here.

Knuckles:

Pachacamac:

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Pachacamac:

Tikal:

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Smurfstorm: Looks like we're hitting the road.

Knuckles: Yes. Yes, we are.

Knuckles and Storm Let Silver Join In

Silver: No powers? I'll show you no powers! (???) I AM strong enough! (tries to lift the barbell but...) Oof! OH! Oh my goodness! Blaze! Blaze, help!

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Knuckles: Silver the Hedgehog, this is no time for lying down.

Silver: How did you...

Smurfstorm: He came in through the open window.

Knuckles: Yes. Yes, I did.

Smurfstorm: Anyways, we have in needs of your company.

Silver: Why would you two want my help?

Knuckles: A true warrior can conquer any stronghold. Not even the strongest barrier can contain his might.

Smurfstorm:

Knuckles:

Silver:

Smurfstorm:

Knuckles:

Silver:

Smurfstorm:

Silver:

Knuckles:

Silver:

Knuckles:

Smurfstorm:

Knuckles:

Silver:

Smurfstorm: on the contrary...

Knuckles: One cannot ground a warrior. For an echidna has no home.

Silver:

Knuckles:

Smurfstorm:

Silver:

Knuckles: It as seems we may need some extra warriors for this trip.

Smurfstorm: And I know just the guys.

Knuckels:

Knuckles, Silver, Chuck, Bunga, Smurfstorm, Summer, Chaos and Moon on the Road/Nickname

Bunga: Sweet ride.

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Silver: Alright, the warrior road trip is efficiently official.

Smurfstorm: Don't call it that. It's weird.

Silver: Sorry.

Summer:

Chaos:

Moon:

Silver: So, Knucks... Can I call you Knucks?

Knuckles: No

Chuck: Storm-nado?

Smurfstorm: No

Silver: Sir Knucks a lot?

Knuckles: No

Bunga: Storm-petra?

Smurfstorm: No

Silver:

Bunga:

Both: No

Silver:

Smurfstorm:

Chuck:

Both: Please stop.

Silver:

Summer:

Smurfstorm:

Chaos:

Moon:

Smurfstorm:

Silver:

Chuck:

Moon:

Silver:

Smurfstorm:

Silver:

Knuckles:

Silver:

Smurfstorm:

Silver:

Both

Silver:

Chaos:

Knuckles:

Smurfstorm:

Chuck: On the positive side at least, we won't have to deal with villains.

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Willoughby: Look what we have here.

Metal Sonic: Looks the targets are in the sight.

Willoughby:

Metal Sonic:

Willoughby:

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Mason:

Willoughby:

Metal Sonic:

Mason:

Willoughby:

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The Buyer: What is it? You're disturbing my work.

Willoughby: I know that we've failed you before. But I assure you, we will get the echidna for you.

The Buyer: Knuckles?

Willoughby: Knuckles.

Metal Sonic: He's on the run as we speak.

The Buyer: I still acquire the echidna to power my greatest creation. Now, you're only reward...

Willoughby: Will be our lives. I know. We won't mess up again.

Gargamel: Some things are easier said than done, Willoughby.

The Buyer:

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Our Warriors Meet Ian

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Silver:

Smurfstorm:

Chaos:

Smurfstorm:

Our Warriors Meet Ian's Brother and Mother

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Silver:

The Manticore's Tavern

Knuckles: What den of madness is this?

Silver: It's a diner, obviously.

Smurfstorm:

Knuckles:

Battle the Former Agents #1

Willoughby:

Silver: I'm sorry, who are you?

Mason: Who's the hedgehog?

Willoughby:

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Smurfstorm:

Summer:

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Silver:

Willoughby:

Knuckles:

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Mason:

Willoughby:

Mason:

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Smurfstorm:

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Knuckles:

Smurfstorm:

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Willoughby:

Smurfstorm:

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Silver Gets Captured/He Must Learn to Rescue Himself

Chuck: Oh no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no! They got Silver!

Smurfstorm: You gonna rescue him?

Knuckles: No.

Smurfstorm: Yeah, I wouldn't either.

Knuckles: In order to become a true warrior, he must learn to rescue himself.

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Silver:

Silver Learns About the Flames of Disaster and Saves Himself

Silver: Oh! Oh, my head. Where am I?

Pachacamac: I'll tell you where you are, Silver.

Silver and Pachacamac: (scream)

Silver: Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait! Why am I screaming? I'm a hedgehog and you're an echidna.

Pachacamac:

Tikal:

Silver: Who are you guys? And how do you know my name?

Pachacamac:

Tikal:

Silver:

Pachacamac:

Silver:

Pachacamac:

Tikal:

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Silver: "Knuckles the Echidna in: The Flames of Disaster" "Starring Silver as Knuckles"? Wait, why am I in the show?

Pachacamac: Just prepare yourself, Silver. Cause it's about to get weird.

(The Flames of Disaster)

Fang: On a glorious quest~ (Hello Silver)

Silver: Fang?

Fang: For glory~

With hands of stone~

And knees that never buckle~

Come and witness the tale~

Of the warrior Knuckles~ (Yeah)

Silver: Uh... Why is Fang here?

Pachacamac: Cleary, you two have unfinished business.

Silver: Oh! Yeah, no fair point.

Fang: And now we begin our quest. When our hero was only a lad~

He was trained by the greatest, his dad~

Had the technique and also the guts~

He prepared to kick multiple butts~ (Yah!)

But the Giant Owls, they did come~

They had one mission: to kill everyone~

Knuckles and Dad didn't know what to do~

Yes, they were doomed~

The owls, they clawed and they kicked~

They hooted and flew into fits~

They set fire to the town~

And burned it to the ground~

I'm so very upset~

I can't sing about it~

Knuckles (Silver): Father, you can't leave me.

Knuckles' Dad: I won't son. I never...

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Knuckles (Silver): No!

Fang:

Some things can't be fixed, even with big gloves~

Saddest story that you ever heard of~

Now Knuckles was sad and alone~

Without a father and without a home~

Chorus:

(The Giant Owls killed his dad)

Fang:

So, off on his own, he just needed the power~

Knuckles (Silver):

I will find the Flames of Disaster~

Fang: (Michael Bolton, everyone)

Chorus:

(A glorious quest for glory)

Knuckles (Silver):

I need to find the Flames of Disaster~

Chorus:

A glorious quest for glory~

Fang:

But the power was no simple task~

Too many obstacles lay in his path~

Stinking to high heaven, needing a bath~

That's when he saw the demon made of fire and ash~

Who said...~

Demon:

I'm gonna burn you alive 'till you're crisp~

Then boil your bones and eat you like a fish~

Then I might hit Facebook Marketplace up~

Might be some deals on some crazy cool stuff~

Fang:

But our hero went back to the start

Saw that the strength was deep inside his heart

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Silver: It is time.

Fang: (Yahoo!) (Yow!) Are you ready? Let's go.

(Silver gets sprayed by fire extinguishers)

Silver: Okay, okay, okay, okay!

Fang:

But the demon was not impressed by the puny red guy before him~

He looked down and rolled his eyes and then without any warning~

Oh my gosh!

He used magic and lava~

And before you even knew it~

Knuckles was defeated~

His mission uncompleted~

He totally really blew it~

Oh my gosh~

Broken and vanquished our hero lay on the ground~

And the demon screamed out~

Demon:

You're going down!

Unskilled, Untrained, so Unworthy (x3)

You stink!

You really stink!

And now I'm afraid this is the end of your story

Knuckles (Silver): Is it too late to find out where my strength lies~

I didn't feel it in my bones~

When I flew high~

It wasn't the lightning coursing off of my skin~

Could a true warrior's true strength~

Come from in~

Fang:

And just when everyone counted him out~

Knuckles rose up with a furious shout~

Knuckles (Silver): Take heath demon~

You've entered your final fight~

Now prepare for my glorious might~

Demon: You fool! Only I can be the powers master!

Knuckles (Silver):

No! You're wrong~

Cause now I wield the Flames of Disaster~

Fang:

It wasn't even close when our boy got going~

A royal beatdown with flames fist a glowin'~

Knuckles (Silver):

I have this power right from the start~

But now I know the true strength lies~

In a warrior's heart~

Knuckles and Smurfstorm vs Mason and Willoughby (last fight)/Mason and Willoughby's Final Defeat

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Summer/Shogun Squadron Purple Ranger: Yoohoo!

(blasts the former GUN agents)

Mason and Willoughby: Oh!

Silver: Huh?

(Saturday's Night Alright for Fightin')

Knuckles: Big Mistake.

Smurfstorm: Big. HUGE!

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Summer/Shogun Squadron Purple Ranger: Get Silver to safety.

Chaos/Shogun Squadron Red Ranger: On it.

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Chuck: CHUCK TIME!

Bunga: Come and get some, jerks! Zuka Zuma!

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Smurfstorm: (???) Why are you hitting yourself? (???) Why are you hitting yourself? (???) Why are you hitting yourself?

Knuckles: (???) Stop hitting yourself! (???) Stop hitting yourself! (???) Stop hitting yourself!

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Smurfstorm: Any more stupid ideas?

Willoughby: Okay! Fine! Fine, you win!

Silver: Knuckles, Storm, you guys, ok?

Smurfstorm: Not now, Silver.

Knuckles: Guys, stay back.

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Smurfstorm: Not this time!

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Mason and Willoughby: Aah!

(Knuckles and Storm head to higher ground)

Mason: (yells) Get off me!

Willoughby:

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Mason: (laughs)

Willoughby: (screams)

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Mason: This ain't good.

The Buyer's Attack

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Knuckles:

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Buyer:

Gargamel:

Metal Sonic:

The Villains:

Silver's Flames of Disaster

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Smurfstorm:

Summer:

Silver:

Knuckles:

Bunga:

Smurfette:

Buyer:

Metal Sonic:

Gargamel:

Azrael:

Monty:

Gargamel:

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Knuckles:

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Smurfstorm:

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Buyer:

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Metal Sonic:

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Smurfstorm:

Silver:

Buyer:

Gargamel:

Silver:

Chuck:

Both:

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Po:

Zhen:

Moon:

Chaos:

Zhen:

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Smurfstorm:

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Silver: Knuckles, I hope you can hear this. You taught me that superpowers aren't everything. (???) And that's what makes you strong. Cause we're stronger than ever now. You reminded me that friends fight together. (???) You use your brains and brawns to solve any problem. (???) And yours have never been bigger. You fight to honor your friends and family. ((???) You fight to protect them. And now we have something to fight for... Each other and the future! (???)

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Smurfstorm: Uh, Silver?

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Buyer: Looks like you are out of bows!

Metal Sonic: It's all over kid!

Gargamel:

Azrael:

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Po:

Zhen:

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Silver and Knuckles: This is our future!

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Buyer: No! My power!!!

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Smurfstorm: The Flames of Disaster!

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Buyer: (angry) Come on!!!!

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Smurfstorm: Finish him, guys!

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Buyer: (screams)

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Silver: Take heath people.

Knuckles: Victory is ours.

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Gargamel:

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Smurfette:

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Gargamel (???) Oh, this is really gonna hurt.

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Metal Sonic: (growls) He's worthless and weak. But I'm not scared of you. Shall we do this?

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Smurfstorm:

Knuckles:

Road Trip Music Epilogue

Silver: Hey, commander. How about some new road trip music?

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