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Ms. Keane: The city of Townsville has never seen such a lovely valentine. Thank you blossom. Pooh Bear: Professor, may we ask? What are you doing? Professor: (flexing his muscles) Working out, getting buff. Piglet: Why are you doing this, Professor? Professor: Because you know the ladies don't go for skinny scientist types. I gotta be manly for my honey bunny. Tigger: You don't say. Rabbit: All right. We like to let you know that the girls are late for school. Professor: School? Oh, no! I almost forgot. Buttercup: Finally! Professor: (give the teddy bear) Here! Bubbles: (shrieks in delight) Professor, thank you! Professor: That's not for you, Bubbles. It's for Ms. Keane. Could you give it to her? Okay, thanks. Bye-bye. (Later that night Professor is still on the hotline as the heroes and the girls clean up the mess he made.) Professor: No, you are, pumpkin pants. Ms. Keane: No, you are, love bucket. Pooh Bear: (sighs) Oh, bother. Piglet: He just won't get off the hotline. Tigger: I'll say. Rabbit: (groans) What a waste of time. Misty: I feel bad for the girls not saving Townsville. Brock: Me too. Ash Ketchum: Me three. Pikachu: Pika. Professor: Only if you say so, snuggle puppy. Ms. Keane: Well, I certainly do, honeybunny. Professor: Then, thank you, wormypiggums. Ms. Keane: You're very welcome, snootypoo. Professor: What are you up to, lumpy bones? Ms. Keane: Teaching a class, sugar cookie. (In the office Mayor is on the hotline listening to Professor and Ms. Keane's conversation.) Professor: Ooh, that sounds like fun, cheesy quesadilla. Ms. Keane: Well, it is, shlubbypuff. Professor: Well, good then. lovey bear. Ms. Keane: What are you up to, duck-billed platypus? Professor: Oh, inventing stuff, googly moogly. Ms. Keane: Oh, you are so smart, physics pants. Professor: Not as smart as you are, apple dumpling. Ms. Keane: Stop, silly billy. Professor: No, I won't, sugar bun. Ms. Keane: You're so funny, poogly pie. Professor: No, you are, sugar booger. (The mayor tries to hold back his sneeze.) Ms. Keane: No, you are, cutie patootie. (Mayor sneezed) Professor and Ms. Keane: Gesundheit. Mayor: Thank you. Professor and Ms. Keane: Hello? Mayor: Uh, hello. Ms. Keane: Oh, my gosh! We've been tying up the hotline, haven't we? Mayor: No, no...well, yeah. But that's okay. Professor: No, it was very irresponsible of us. Ms. Keane: We got carried away. I haven't even been grading the children's homework. Mayor: Oh, yeah, you gotta do that. Professor: And I haven't invented anything in weeks. Mayor: And you invent the best stuff too. Ms. Keane: And I've been neglecting poor Valentino. Mayor: Poor, poor Valentino. Professor: Who's Valentino? Mayor: Yeah, who's Valentino? Ms. Keane: My cat. Mayor: Aww, a kitty. Meow. Professor: You have a cat. Ms. Keane: Yes. Don't you like cats? Professor: (uneasily) Well, I had a really bad experience with a cat once. Ms. Keane: (suddenly becomes angry) Well, it could have been that bad. Professor: It made me jump off a building! Ms. Keane: (scoffs in disgust) That's ridiculous! Professor: What?! You don't believe me?! Ms. Keane: I don't think I could date a man who hated cats so much, he had to make up ridiculous stories. Professor: Well, I don't think I could a woman who didn't believe my ridiculous stories! Ms. Keane: Well, maybe you shouldn't then! Professor: Then, maybe I won't! Ms. Keane: Fine! Don't, then! Professor: Fine! I won't! Ms. Keane: Fine! Professor: Fine! Ms. Keane: (shouting) Fine! Professor: (shouting) Fine! (Mayor cringes at the shouting) (Professor and Ms. Keane hung up. Then, he pouts angrily just then the hotline rings and he answers it.) Professor: (shouts) What?! Mayor: (nervously) Uh, could I talk to the girls? Professor: (calmly) Oh, right. Sorry. Uh, girls? Townsville's in trouble. Buttercup: Oh, finally some action! [[Category:Episode Transcripts]] [[Category:Transcripts]] [[Category:Transcript]] [[Category:Transcripts Remakes]] [[Category:Unfinished]] [[Category:Unfinished Transcripts]] [[Category:Unfinished pages]] [[Category:Unfinished articles]] [[Category:Incomplete Transcript]] [[Category:Incomplete Transcripts]] [[Category:Incomplete]]
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