How I Got My Shrunken Head/Transcript
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Alice Rowe: Mark?
Mark: Mom! It was chasing us! It's alive! Alive!
(Mark and the heroes turn to see the shrunken head on the floor.)
Winnie the Pooh: Good evening, Mrs. Rowe. We're new friends of your son.
Alice Rowe: Oh, good evening, it's so nice to meet you all. I see you've met my son.
Anthony: Yeah, just a few minutes ago, Mrs Rowe.
Alice Rowe: Ed, I like you to meet Mark, my son and his new friends.
Ed: (sarcastically) Yeah.
(Ed drives away.)
Alice Rowe: (upset) No! You'll call me! (frustrated) Mark!
(Mark and the heroes are in his bedroom as he examines his shrunken head.)
Alice Rowe: (calmly) Well, thank you very much. The first guy I've met in the year in the half wasn't a jerk and now he thinks I got a crazy kid.
Brock: Was it something we did, Mrs. Rowe?
Alice Rowe: No, Brock, it nothing to do with you. It had something do with Mark who's been making up crazy stories and he's obsessed with all this jungle stuff around him in his room.
Mark: I'm not crazy, Mom. This thing was alive. I saw it. Why won't you believe me?
Alice Rowe: Honey, what I believe is-is that you fall asleep with this in your hand and you dreamt the whole thing.
Patrick Star: We weren't asleep.
Jeff: Not even I was asleep, Mrs. Rowe!
SpongeBob SquarePants: Yeah, the truth is that we were wide awake.
Sandy Cheeks: Yeah, and this ain't no joke, Mrs. Rowe.
Alice Rowe: Oh, really?
Mark: Yeah, it didn't seem like a dream.
Alice Rowe: And, I'm surprised you didn't have nightmares in here all the time.
Piglet: I'm actually scared of Mark's jungle stuff in his room.
Petrie: (shudders) Me, too.
Shaggy and Scooby-Doo: Us too.
Kronk: Same.
Sawyer: Yeah, not exactly the best bedroom in my book.
Alice Rowe: I most certainly agree with you, Sawyer. (to Mark) Look at this place. I didn't argue when you wanted a palm tree or a leopard skin rug but a red ant farm.
Misty: I seriously hate bugs myself.
Alice Rowe: I hear you, Misty. (to Mark who is playing his computer game) These things are getting out of hand, Mark. Mark, are you listening to me?
Mark: Kah-lee-ah! Ka-lee-ah!
Cera: What does that mean?
Ducky: I don't know.
(Alice shuts off the game.)
Mark: Mom, you killed me.
Alice Rowe: Don't tempt me. And what's this "Ka-lee-ah". It's not some foreign swear word is it?
Mark: No, no, it's a word I made up.
Fred Jones: And what is that word supposed to mean?
Daphne Blake: Doesn't sound like anything I ever heard of.
Mark: It sort of makes me feel...stronger.
Alice Rowe: (sarcastically) Well, how convenient. And, since you're feeling so strong. (sternly) Maybe you won't mind Ka-lee-ahing up this place, all of it.
Mark: What?!
Zazu: (sternly as he perches himself on Mark's computer) You heard your mother, young man. You need to get rid of all of this jungle stuff,
Kronk: Listen Mark, you're a good kid, but to be honest here, we're seriously freaked out about your jungle themed bedroom. No offense.
Alice Rowe: Kronk's right. I want all of this jungle stuff out of here. No more shrunken heads, no more masks, no tom-toms. I don't even want to see a coconut unless it's sliced up in a fruit salad. Is that clear? Is it?
Mark: Yeah, Mom.
Alice Rowe: Good.
Greg: That would be all for tonight. Let's all hit the hay, shall we?
Heroes: Yeah.
Jeff: You said it, Greg. (Yawns)
Winnie the Pooh: Good night, Mrs. Rowe.
(The heroes leave the room.)
Alice Rowe: Good night, guys. (to Mark) Now, go to bed.
(Alice leaves the room.)
Mark: (grumbles while taking the shrunken head) Thanks alot.
(Mark lies down on his bed in frustration.)
(Later at the airport)
(Later in the jungle)
(Mark and the heroes run outside but they ran into run of the Hawling's workers.)
Mark: Hey, man, you gotta help us.
Greg: There's something strange about Dr. Hawlings.
Sawyer: I think he's trying to mess with our heads.
Fred Jones: Is there a phone where we can call the police?
Shaggy Rogers: Like, hello, can you hear us?
(The worker just let out a roar scaring Mark and the heroes.)
Velma: Jinkies!
Shaggy: (laughs nervously) Maybe he's practicing for a talent show or something, eh Scoob?
Scooby-Doo: (giggles nervously) Yeah.
(Then the worker picks up Mark.)
Mark: What?! Hey!
Ronald McDonald: Hey, mister, what are you doing with Mark?!
Ducky: Let him go, you big bully!
(Richard comes out.)
Richard Hawlings: I'm sorry, children. I'm afraid he can't do that!
Squidward Tentacles: What?!
Mr. Krabs: What in the name of Neptune are you talking about?!
Richard Hawlings: In fact I'm afraid you're all not going anywhere!
(Mark angrily knocks the glasses off the worker's face which made him release him. He opens his eyes as they glow white Mark screams in terror.)
Shaggy: Zoinks! (Scooby-Doo hops into his arms) L-look at his eyes!
Daphne: Jeepers, they're white!
Velma: Why would a man have white eyes?
Shaggy: M-maybe because he is a monster, Velma!
(Mark gets caught in quicksand)
Mark: Come on, Kareen. We gotta go.
Rabbit: We must leave this place at once.
Kareen: I'm afraid not, guys.
Misty: What?!
Mark: (shocked) Man, licorice.
(Just then Richard, Carolyn and the workers arrive.)
Richard Hawlings: Benna, how lovely to see you again.
Benna: Uh, the feelings not mutual.
Carolyn Hawlings: Well done, Kareen. Daddy and I are very proud of you.
Kareen: Thanks, Mom. It was easier than I thought it would be. (mocking Mark) "You have to believe us you just have to!" (chuckles) You're a real sucker, you know that, Mark?
(The heroes are deeply angered at Kareen's betrayal.)
Brock: Kareen, how could you?!
Petrie: Me not so happy.
Kareen: (chuckles) You guys are so easy to fool.
Misty: You double-crossed us?!
Bagheera: Why you big fraud. You....
Cera: You lied to us, you no-good traitor!
Brock: And I thought I liked you, but my heart is broken.
Ash Ketchum: (growls) I will make you and your parents regret this I swear it!
Pikachu: (angry sparks) Pikachu!
(The heroes glare furiously at Richard and Carolyn.)
Richard Hawlings: My, you're all feisty.
Kareen: (to Ash) You have serious anger issues to work out, kid. (takes out the shrunken head and shows it to her parents) This is it. This is the secret to jungle magic.
Richard Hawlings: A head?
Kareen: It's not just any head. Daddy. Watch. Ka-lee-ah. (nothing happens) Ka-lee-ah. (frustrated) Ka-lee-ah. Make it work, Mark.
Mark: Yeah, like we're gonna do any favors for you.
Kronk: We don't trust you anymore, Kareen.
Sawyer: Yeah, forget it.
Ash Ketchum: Stand back, Benna! Watch this! Pikachu use thunderbolt!
(Pikachu shocks the Hawlings with his thunderbolt which caused them to scream in pain.)
Mark: Yeah, Ash!
Heroes: All right!
Genie: Ash, you little genius you!
Ash Ketchum: Well, Genie, it helps when you have great Pokémon.
Mark: Do you guys remember our pact with my Aunt Benna?
Heroes: Yep.
Mark: And do you also remember the last time I first got my shrunken head and when my mom didn't believe me?
Heroes: Yes, we all do.
Pikachu: (agreeing) Pika.
Mark: It's our secret, guys. So, don't tell anybody about my shrunken head, my Aunt Benna's jungle magic and our experience in Baladora, okay?
Brock: That is a promise.
Mark: Thanks, guys.
(Mark brings a sandwich and opens a door and shows a tank, it was the Hawlings family shrunked)