Go Eat Worms/Transcript
< Pooh's Adventures of Goosebumps
(The episode starts with a magazine saying “Worm World” laying on a bed. Then some worms on dirt were squirming. Then a worm came out of the soil. Now we see a worm being dissected)
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Zazu: May I ask, what are you boys working on?
Todd: We're working on a science fair project about worms
(Misty screams in terror)
Tigger: Yuck, worms!
Misty: Gross! Worms are the most disgusting things in the world!
Todd: Whats with her?
Fred Jones: Misty is afraid of worms because they’re insects.
Ash Ketchum: And insects also means bugs. Especially bug types.
Brock: Uh-huh.
(Regina comes in,)
Todd: Reggie, get lost.
Regina: You don't own the basement.
Todd: Can't you see we're in the brink of a scientific breakthrough?
Regina: Well, excuse me, Dr, Wormenstein. (Spongebob and Patrick snicker upon hearing this.) If you guys think your stupid worm experiments are gonna beat our project, you can forget it.
Danny: What are you gonna do, use dolls to act out a story from The X-Files?
Regina: If you must know, Beth and I are doing the life cycle of a robin. We have a nest and eggshells-- everything! (suddenly worms come out of the model robin's mouth which caused her to scream and the robin to break) Ewww, worms!
Todd: Must've been something it ate.
(The heroes groan and shake their heads in disgust.)
Reggie: (angrily) You wrecked it! I hate you! (storms upstairs) I'll get you for this, Todd. You'll be sorry!
Todd: (mockingly) Ooh, I'm so scared!
Reggie: (placed her hand on the worms that are sitting on the railing) Eww! You're as slimy as those worms you tortured!
Danny: (high-fives with Todd) All right!
(The heroes leave the basement in disgust. The worms stare at Todd when he's not looking.)
(Later at school, Danny was walking with Todd to lunch)
Danny: Oh, man! When she let out that squeal, I thought my ears were gonna pop.
Todd: Worms are the best thing to use if you want to gross someone out. I mean you should've heard Regina at the time I put a hand night crawlers into the bathtub. You'd hear a squeal all the way across town.
Danny: (sighs, as he looks at his lunch) Sandwich. What've you got?
Todd: Last night's spaghetti. Wanna trade?
Danny: Sure.
(They both trade lunches and then they sit down.)
Todd: You should see this experiment that I got figured out for the worms. It's like a race track only the different tracks for different surfaces you know sandpaper, rocks, sticky stuff.
(Danny is about to eat the spaghetti but is unaware that there's a worm with the noodles.)
Todd: Hey, we can call it "Worms Nature's survivors."
(Danny nods and then eats the noodles with the worm but suddenly spits out which disgusts the other students.)
Danny: (disgusted) It tastes like something died in there.
(Todd noticed the worms in the spaghetti.)
Todd: Oh gross.
Danny: (angrily) Is this supposed to be funny?!
Todd: I didn’t do it!
Danny: Sure! That's why you want to swap?! You and your stupid jokes!
Todd: Why would I?! You're my best friend!
Danny: Not anymore! (stalks off)
Todd: Danny, I didn't do it! Honest! (looks at the spaghetti) Reggie.
(Later that night.)
Mrs. Barstow: Todd?
Pooh Bear: Are you in here, Todd?
(Mrs Barstow turns on the light and sees all of the worm merchandise in Todd's bedroom. Mrs Barstow and the heroes are deeply appalled upon seeing this.)
Velma Dinkley: Jinkies, look at this bedroom.
Mrs. Barstow: No wonder I don't get in here more often.
Daphne Blake: Jeepers, Todd is going overboard with these worms.
Mrs Barstow: You're absolutely right, Daphne. It's gotten worse.
Misty: You're not alone, Mrs Barstow. I hate worms too.
Tigger: Yep, what a gross subject for a science project.
Genie: He should've gone with something else. Like plants.
Todd: Gotcha!
Winnie the Pooh: Goodness, Todd! You've scared us!
Todd: Sorry, Mom. Sorry, guys. I thought you were Reggie.
Mrs. Barstow: Lucky for her. It was me. You two still at war?
Todd: She tried to poison me.
Mrs. Barstow: Oh, she did not. If worms are deadly you'd be long gone by now.
Todd: Then how did those worms get my lunch?
Piglet: Neither of us did it, Todd.
Mrs. Barstow: And, it wasn't me either. I like to see you getting your protein but that's going a bit far.
Todd: Very funny.
Rabbit: Well, it's no laughing matter, young man.
Mrs. Barstow: Rabbit's right. You know what's not funny? What you did her robin. She and Beth worked really hard on that thing.
Todd: It's not like I totally wrecked it.
Mrs. Barstow: Not for lack of trying.
Littlefoot: And you're going to fix your sister's robin, right?
Todd: You guys already put me on trial and found me guilty. You wouldn't let a judge treat your client like that, would you?
Mrs. Barstow: If you were my client I'd tell you to plead insanity crazy about worms.
Todd: I just think they're cool that's all.
Cera: Well, we don't.
Ducky: And, they're not pretty. Nope, nope. nope.
Mrs. Barstow: I know! But you should have some other interest.
Shaggy Rogers: Like, yeah. Why don't you find something cool and less disgusting?
Mrs. Barstow: That's right, Shaggy. There's a whole big world of really disgusting things out there just waiting to be discovered.
Kronk: Well, it's gonna be, Todd?
Rabbit: Are you going to get your mind off the worms and fix the robin? It's your decision, young man.
Brock: Now, if you excuse us. We must go to bed.
Jeff Wiggle: Yeah, we're really tired. (Yawns)
Winnie the Pooh: Good night, Mrs Barstow.
Greg Wiggle: We will see you tomorrow.
Mrs. Barstow: Good night, everyone.
(The heroes leave the room.)
Mrs. Barstow: Now, listen to your friends, fix the bird or no science fair.
Todd: No way.
Mrs. Barstow: Try me. The prosecution rests. Now hit the sack, worm boy. It's after 10.
(Mrs. Barstow shuts the light off and closed the door. Then Todd goes into his bed and went to sleep. Later that same night the worms sneak through the heater and through Todd's bedroom window. Todd tossed and turned as the worms were on his pillow. He woke up and pulled the sheet sees the worms on his feet. Todd screamed in fright, Mrs, Barstow and the heroes wake up to see what's going on in Todd's room.)
Mrs. Barstow: What's going on?
Genie: What's all the screaming? Are we at the theme park?
Todd: Reggie snuck into my room and put worms in my bed!
Misty: Ugh, I'm not touching any of them!
Mrs. Barstow: I agree with Misty, that is disgusting.
Todd: Don't tell me. Tell Reggie.
Mrs. Barstow: She's not even here! She's on a sleepover at Beth's
Todd: Then who?
Mrs. Barstow: (facepalms) Oh, Todd. This whole worm thing is completely out of control. (Todd attempts to explain) I told you I didn't want these worms in the house.
Todd: But, I-I--
Mrs. Barstow: We're not going to debate the virtues of worms with you right now.
Shaggy Rogers: Like, forget it, Todd, don't blame it on any of us. We would never touch any of those worms.
Scooby-Doo: (shakes his head) Uh-uh.
Jeff: If you don't mind we're going back to bed. (Yawns)
(The heroes leave the room in disgust.)
Mrs. Barstow: It's nearly 2:00 AM and I have a partners meeting in the morning.
Todd: I didn't do it! Honest!
Mrs. Barstow: (sternly) Clean up the worms and go back to bed. Now.
(Mrs. Barstow leaves Todd's room and closed the door.)
(Later the next morning at school Danny walks to his locker)
Todd: Wanna sleepover tonight? We can watch videos.
Danny: No thanks.
Todd: We can order pizza. Double cheese, pineapple and pepperoni.
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(Later that afternoon Regina and Beth walk home.)
Regina: So, did you get your dad to print our robin report.
Beth: He said he can do it when he gets home from work. Todd fixed the robin yet?
Regina: Maybe your can have a look at it. I can bring it over later.
(Just then Todd arrived standing in front of Regina and Beth as they both gasp in surprise.)
Regina: (annoyed) What do you want?
Todd: For starter you could tell Mom the truth.
Regina: Look, I told you I wouldn't even touch one of your stupid worms! Why would I put one in your spaghetti? Ugh, my brother and his worms.
(She and Beth walk away as Todd follows them.)
Beth: I think I'm gonna be sick.
Todd: And I suppose you don't know anything about those worms in my bed last night either.
Beth: I'm definitely gonna be sick.
Todd: And you think you got away with it and you did it. You're gonna be very sorry.
Regina: Not as sorry as you are when me and Beth cream you at the science fair.
Todd: Oh, yeah? My worms will toast your stupid robin any day.
Regina: You got worms on the brain. (to Beth) Just ignore him, Beth. Well, I always do.
Beth: "Worms on the brain."
Regina and Beth: (chanting) Worms on the brain, worms on the brain, worms on the brain!
(Regina and Beth run away laughing at Todd leaving him embarrassed.)
(In the basement Todd gets everything to get worms. Unaware to him, three worms were watching him. Then he stops and noticed something in the soil, he digs and sees nothing and leaves)
(Later at lake, he walks nervously. Thunder rolled and he walked down, as rain poured)
Todd: Great. A little rain will bring up in the surface. Maybe I’ll catch some night crawlers. Nice juicy ones.
Regina: Todd. Todd, are you okay?
Todd: The worm. The giant worm. It grabbed me. Did you see it?
Regina: Giant worm?
Todd: It's gone. It didn't get me.
Beth: What's he babbling about?
Todd: No, a giant worm. I could kiss you.
Regina: Don't you dare. Todd, what are up to?
Todd: Nothing, I'm telling you, there's a giant worm down there and that bird scared it away.
Regina: Stay away from my robin. Come on, Beth.
(Regina and Beth walk away from Todd.)
Beth: I can't believe he wrecked his clothes to play that dumb trick.
Regina: What can I tell you? He's nuts.
Regina and Beth: (chanting) Worms on the brain, worms on the brain, worms on the brain, worms on the brain! (laughing)
(Later back his house Todd cleaned out the worms.)
Todd: Wanna know a secret, guys?
Sawyer: Sure, what kind of secret?
Todd: That giant worm attacked me and Reggie's robin scared me and that's seriously no joke. I tried to tell Reggie and her friend, Beth but, they didn't believe me. (sighs) Reggie's right. I do have worms on the brain. And you guys were right about me maybe my obsession with worms went completely overboard.
Heroes: (nodding) Mmm-hmm.
Genie: Precisely kid.
Rabbit: Well, Todd, I trust that you've learned your lesson.
Todd: Yep, I did, Rabbit. (He noticed a few worms) This house is now worm free.
(Later at the lake)
Danny: Are you sure about this?
Todd: Totally.