Editing Gates of Gloom/Transcript (Toonwriter)

(The gang and Mayor Nettles drive the Mystery Machine in the city, with no people and the damaged freeway)
Daphne: What happened to the street?
Fred: It looks like some kind of earthquake.
Shaggy: Like, zoinks. Where is everybody?
(Sheriff Stone runs to the Mystery Machine, scared, Fred stops driving)
Sheriff Stone: THEY'RE GONE! EVERYONE! GOOOOOONE!
(Everyone is shocked)
Velma: Focus, people. There are lives at stake. Something has taken my mom and the rest of Crystal Cove.
Scooby: It even took my Nova from the hospital.
Daphne: What kind of horrible monster would snatch a sweet little dog in a coma?
Scooby: I know. Nova! Nova! (sobbing)
Shaggy: Quick, Scoob. Drown your sorrows in this pint of triple fudge cookie dough caramel chip. (gives the cookie to Scooby)
Scooby: Thanks, Raggy. I needed that.
Velma: As I was saying, I suspect this mystery is connected to the Evil Entity buried under Crystal Cove.
Shaggy: Like, hold on. You said you didn't buy into all this stuff.
Velma: Well, I still don't. But my mom helped me see the light and be more open. Maybe this is all science fiction, but a lot of science fiction turns out to be science fact. They laughed at Jules Verne when he wrote about submarines and going to the moon.
Shaggy: Like, they used submarines to go to the moon?
Scooby: I guess so.
Velma: One thing is clear, this isn't the boogeyman, a vampire, werewolves, or an evil leprechaun. This is an extra dimensional intelligent being we're facing. It's real.
Shaggy: Wow, Velm. Like, that must have been some talk with your mom.
Velma: It made me remember that the advanced sciences have long accepted the possibility of other dimension. Now I guess things have gotten a lot less theoretical.
Daphne: So you think having the evil intelligence under Crystal Cove could be why this town that is so weird?
Velma: Yes. And the weirdness is escalating (turns on the projector) because the time of Nibiru is upon us. I discovered that my computer model of the Planispheric Disk perfectly mirrors the planets in our solar system. You can see they're coming into direct alignment. Plus, there is a tenth planet: Planet "X". It's getting closer, about to come into alignment behind Pluto. It will cause a massive gravitational disruption not seen in 5,000 years. The time of Nibiru happens in two days. And it's this disruption that makes the fabric between dimensions of time and space extremely weak. That's why the evil thing buried beneath Crystal Cove must be destroyed. We know that the Heart of the Jaguar is supposed to be able to destroy this Evil Entity and undo all of its evil.
Fred: We also know the Spanish conquistadors used the Planispheric Disk to map the Entity's double-triple secret location.
Daphne: Plus, the Planispheric Disk showed us the location of four keys.
Shaggy: Like, the old pistol, the helmet, the mortar bowl thingy, and a piece of old sail cloth.
Daphne: It feels like we know a lot and nothing at the same time.
Shaggy: Like, welcome to our world. (chuckles) Right, Scooby-Doo?
Scooby: Yeah, we also know nothing. And we love it.
Shaggy and Scooby: (dancing) We know nothing and we love it! Yeah! Ha! Yeah! Ha! We know nothing and we love it! Yeah! Ha! Yeah! Ha!
(The ground starts to shake)
Fred: Shaggy, Scooby, stop! Don't move!
(The ground opens the hole)
Velma: Good thing I had Jason Wyatt help me install this sound amplifying antenna in my binoculars. Let's listen in.
Ricky: There's been no sign of her for weeks.
(The next scene depicts that Ricky is looking at the photo of Cassidy)
Judy: Who are you looking for?
Ricky: Cassidy.
Brad: Maybe she finally gave up.
Ricky: No, she would never give up. She's gone.
Pericles: Of course she's gone. Anyone who crosses me gets eliminated.
Judy: Um, Professor Pericles, you promised you would surgically alter me back to my stunning self by now. I'm so old like this. How long do you plan on making me suffer?
Pericles: I don't have time for such things. The treasure is almost within our grasp.
Brad: Besides, I'm the one who's suffering, not you, Judy.
Judy: How are you suffering, Brad?
Brad: Well, I'm the one who has to look at you all day, every day.
Judy: (gasps) That was very hurtful, Brad.
Brad: I'm sorry, Judy. I mean, grandma.
Judy: Well, at least I'm not walking around with that outrageous chin, Bradley.
Ricky: Look at you, you're all coming unraveled. The closer we get to that treasure... (The next scene depicts that the gang is hearing the conversation of the old gang with amplifying binoculars) ...the more the curse takes over. Cassidy was right. She was right all along.
Shaggy: Like, the old Mystery Incorporated dudes are totally losing it.
(The next scene depicts that Pericles lights the lamp, pointing the Planispheric Disk)
Pericles: Zeek! Zeek! Die Zeit wird kommen! The time has almost arrived. (The lamp light passes through the holes in the Planispheric Disk pointing the right place) Focus all the digging on that spot. Und Ricky, when the entrance is found, have my Kriegstaffebots destroy all the workers. They have outlived their usefulness.
Ricky: You monster! I'm not your trained monkey. I won't do it. I won't be a part of this madness anymore. (Pericles tortures Ricky with by pressing the button on Cobra larvae) Aah! Aah! Aah! Yes, pro--master. Whatever you command. I will-- have... (The next scene depicts the gang is hearing Ricky's words, shocked) ...the Kriegstaffebots destroy them all. Not one person from Crystal Cove will be left alive.
Fred: (looks at the Mystery Machine spare wheel) Oh, my gosh, gang. What have I done?
Daphne: What you had to do. What you always do. Turn traps into a fighting chance to live.
Pericles: All my years of searching to find this door! I have done it! It will lead us to the treasure and more. Soon, very soon, the world as we know it will never be the same again. Niemals! (puts the Planispheric Disk in the gate, making it open)
Brad: Professor, won't the kids just follow us in?
Pericles: Yes, they will. Und I need them too. I need Scooby-Doo. If I'm to take control of the great power below, the dog must be destroyed at just the right moment. Come! My destiny awaits. Und holen sie mir die Schachtel! (To Kriegstaffebots)
(The old gang and Kriegstaffebots enter the cave)
(The gang keeps the artifacts including Heart of the Jaguar)
Fred: All right, gang, now let's see where this uber mystery really leads. Ready?
Daphne: Ready.
Shaggy: Like, ready.
Velma: Ready.
Scooby: Professor Pericles is gonna regret the day he ever messed with Scooby-Dooby-Doo.
(The gang enters the cave)