Frenemies/Transcript

Transcript for Frenemies.

Prologue: Worst roommates ever

(The scene opens at Bowser's Kingdom when Bowser and Grogar are looking at the crystal ball for searching for Grogar's Bewitching Bell. But got interrupted by Cozy Glow entering the throne room.)

Cozy Glow: [clears throat] I don't want to tattle on my good friend Tirek, but... you might like to know he left food out. Again.
Bowser: We'll deal with it when we're done.
Lord Tirek: Don't trust anything that nosy little Pegasus says!
Grogar: I don't trust anything any of you say.
Bowser: Leave Tirek! We don't have time for this!
Lord Tirek: Hmph!
Queen Chrysalis: Are you planning on attacking the heroes anytime soon? If not, I don't know why I'm wasting my time here. I am a queen, you know?
Grogar: [snorts]
Mistress 9: Chrysalis, you--
Bowser: Easy my love! Don't let her words get to you.
Lord Dragaunus: It's been weeks, since we formed the Legion of Doom and those three, are still bickering!
Chameleon: Ah, sense of path still in here. Why do you reach inside and get in touch with your true feelings man?
Lord Dragaunus: I'll reach inside and get in touch of your spleen if you don't start getting me results!
Wraith: Well, I can see you all are busy.
Lord Dragaunus: You have had months to locate Grogar's bell!
Wraith: Lord Dragaunus. I fear it is a hopeless quest.
Grogar: I must have my bell!
Bowser Jr.: Don't worry Grogar. We will get it.
Azula: If only Chrysalis, Tirek, and Cozy Glow would stop fighting since we brought them here.
Maleficent: We try to get them to work together.
Jafar: But it seems it's more difficult than we thought.
Bowser: That's it! I can't take this anymore. Grogar tell them that we're heading out I'll tell the rest of the Legion of Doom about it too.
Grogar: We're leaving, since it's impossible to accomplish the work we need to do here. I suggest the rest of you come to some kind of accord.
Cozy Glow, Lord Tirek, and Queen Chrysalis: [arguing]

[magic zap]

Cozy Glow, Lord Tirek, and Queen Chrysalis: [muffled]
Grogar: I don't care how, but you must learn to work together! Only then can we accomplish what you so greatly desire – the defeat of Winnie the Pooh and his friends!

(fades into the intro.)

Cozy Glow, Joker, and Tirek

(Fades to Cozy Glow making an inspirational banner of the Legion of Doom)

Cozy Glow: Nothing says "teamwork" like an inspirational banner. When Bowser sees this, he'll realize there's no way he could survive without me!
Joker: And what's wrong with that? It's done wonders for me.
Cozy Glow: Not now Joker.
Joker: Oh, Cozy, I'm hurt. How could you have this little party without inviting me?
Cozy Glow: It's not a party. It's actually a team meeting. And yes I am inviting you and the Crime Empire to it. Since Bowser and Grogar left me in charge.
Joker: What?! No, they didn't! They never said that.
Cozy Glow: Why?
Joker: Hello?! You're just a kid!
Cozy Glow: Well, this kid is going to try her best to get Tirek and Chrysalis to trust each other!
Joker: Cozy, Cozy, you're trying way too hard. If you want them to work together let the experts handle it.
Cozy Glow: If you don't want to come to this meeting that's fine. It's not my idea that Bowser and Grogar brought us here.
Joker: You're right. It isn't. But seriously if you want all of us to join your "meeting" I'll get the others since you're doing it without Bowser's permission he'll be--
Cozy Glow: No, I take it back I'll get the other villains together how about you get Negaduck and the others so we can discuss this, okay?
Joker: They say I'm crazy.

(Joker leaves to get the Crime Empire to join Cozy Glow's meeting.)

Cozy Glow: (sighs) That clown gives me the creeps.

Lord Tirek: [grunting]
Cozy Glow: You're gonna have to exercise a lot to get as big as you were when you absorbed the life force of all those ponies. Anywho, Bowser and Grogar want us all to work together, so I've scheduled a team meeting. Doesn't that sound fun? And since Bowser and Grogar left me in charge...
Lord Tirek: No, they didn't.
Cozy Glow: [giggles] Someone's a real grumpy-taur today. If we aren't meeting, I guess I could just stay and offer positive and inspiring—
Lord Tirek: Fine! I'll join your meeting. Just leave!
Cozy Glow: See you soon!

Cozy Glow and Scar

(Cozy Glows tries to gather the some of the villains of The Legion of Doom for a team meeting and hears Scar talking while trying to eat the mouse in Bowser's castle.)

Scar: Life's not fair, is it? You see I -- well, I... shall never be King. {exhale lightly} And you... shall never see the light of another day. {closed-mouth laughter. Starts to place the mouse on his extended tongue} ... Adieu... {quiet laugh}
Cozy Glow: (interrupting) Are you playing with your food. Scar?
Scar: {Light sigh. The mouse is under his paw.} What do you want?
Cozy Glow: I came to tell you that I have scheduled a team meeting since Bowser and Grogar wants us to work together
Scar: Oh now look, Cozy, you've made me lose my lunch.
Cozy Glow: Oh golly, good thing I found some food for you since Bowser and Grogar left me in charge.
Scar: No, they didn't!
Cozy Glow: So, are you gonna come to the meeting?
Scar: Yes. Now get out.

(Cozy Glow started out then pause)

Cozy Glow: By the way. Where are your hyenas?
Scar: OUT!!!

(Cozy Glow fled out of Scar's room.)

Cozy Glow and Hades

(Cozy Glow is walking around Bowser's kingdom to gather more villains for the meeting until she hears Hades talking in his room.)

Hades: [taunting] I'm a bear with a very little brain... Brrrgg! [He's playing with a chess set, designed with a Pooh figure and other villains. He proceeds to move them about as he talks.] I go left, boom- Pooh cuts us off. I fake right- BAM, he intercepts. What do I gotta do to get this bear out of my face?! [His temper flares and red flames burst from his hair.]
Cozy Glow: Uh, excuse me, Hades.

(Hades' hair goes out as he turns to face Cozy Glow. He flames red once more.)

Hades: WHAT?!! [Cozy Glow cringe, but stay put.]
Cozy Glow: I don't want to bother you or anything, but if you not too busy, would you like to come to the team meeting?
Hades: Does Bowser have another scheme for us?
Cozy Glow: Uh, no this is my meeting to get Tirek and Chrysalis to work together to defeat our enemies. Besides Bowser and Grogar left me in charge.
Hades: Eh, no, they didn't.
Cozy Glow: What?! First, Joker, then Tirek, and Scar, now you too! Why can't everyone accept that!
Hades: Okay, number one, this is Bowser's home. [He starts to back Cozy Glow up, walking toward him angrily.] He's the one who does the VOICE RAISING here, okay! [His head and hair turn a mean red, then back to blue.] And number two, just 'cause it'll be worth a chuckle or two, I'll join your meeting, all right. And what's more, We'll show you, Tirek, Chrysalis the ropes.
Cozy Glow: Thanks, now if you excuse me, I have to find some more villains to gather for the meeting.
Hades: Yeah, go ahead, looking forward to it. (seeing Cozy Glow leaves his room.) Oy, fillies.

Cozy Glow, Jafar and Maleficent

(Cozy Glow enters Jafar and Maleficent's room and asks them about the team meeting with the Legion of Doom.)

Maleficent: Did you say a team meeting?
Cozy Glow: Yeah, this was my idea. I was trying to get the other villains together to discuss some things about defeating our enemies.
Jafar: Cozy Glow my dear, Bowser can only schedule meetings whenever he wanted us to come.
Cozy Glow: Well funny, that you mention it Jafar. Bowser and Grogar left me in charge.
Jafar: What?! No, they didn't!
Cozy Glow: Ugh! Why does everyone around keep saying that?! First Joker, then Tirek, and Scar, then Hades, now you guys! Why can't everybody just--
Jafar: (grabbing Cozy Glow.) Look, you little… I mean, my dear Cozy Glow. (Letting go of Cozy Glow not wanting to lose his temper.) Whenever Bowser and his family go off to deal with the heroes themselves he always let Maleficent, or myself or any other evil forces in charge of his kingdom.
Maleficent: Precisely, And if it makes you happy child, we will join your meeting so we can get you, Tirek and Chrysalis to work together.
Cozy Glow:

Cozy Glow and The Devious of Evil

(Cozy Glow enters The Devious of Evil's room and asks them about the team meeting with the Legion of Doom.)

Cozy Glow and Kurumi Tokisaki

(Cozy Glow enters Kurumi's room and asks them about the team meeting with the Legion of Doom.)

Cozy Glow: Hi Kurumi.
Kurumi Tokisaki:

Meeting of the villainous minds/Better Way to Be Bad

Cozy Glow: Bowser and Grogar want us to work together to defeat our enemies. Which means we need to trust each other.
Jafar: I agree with Cozy. If we just corporate.
Queen Chrysalis: [chewing] If we are to trust one another, perhaps inform Lord Tirek to stop trying to absorb my essence!
Lord Tirek: [spits] I wasn't doing anything of the sort! How dare you!
Cozy Glow: This is why Bowser and Grogar left me in charge.
All the Villains: NO! THEY! DIDN'T!
Joker: Told you so kid. You left yourself in charge. Not Bowser and Grogar.
Negaduck: You know for once I agree with Joker.

The Legion of Doom around the campfire

Cozy Glow: Why are you doing that? Didn't you already drain it of love?
Queen Chrysalis: I always save a little for the next day.
Cozy Glow: You cocoon all of your... meals?
Queen Chrysalis: Of course.
Cozy Glow: So when you pony-napped Twilight and the others, you cocooned them.

Queen Chrysalis: Yes. Until that sow Starlight Glimmer along with that meddling bear and his friends freed them, corrupted my subjects, and stole my hive!
The Grand Duke of Owls: We all feel your pain Chrysalis. I cannot forget the first time when they bring that blasted Chanticleer back to the farm and helped him get his crowing back.
Cruella De Vil: Yes, they did foiled my plan to kill 99 dalmatian puppies so I can fashion them into a fur coat. I will never forget that day when that bear and that Ash Ketchum boy and their friends did to me!
Cozy Glow: Really? I didn't know that you all have a grudge against Pooh and the others.
Maleficent: Yes, my child, they have shown support and helpful to our enemies in the past.
Hades: True, true, they did help Hercules stop me from my 18 year plan to take control of Olympus.
Jafar: And they did team up with that street rat Aladdin to defeat me from my conquest of Agrabah. I was even an all-powerful immortal genie! Briefly.
Cozy Glow: So, Jafar, I did hear you once kidnapped this human boy named Christopher Robin once before Pooh and his friends first came to Agrabah. Why did you do that?
Jafar: Well, they weren't in my plan to take over Agrabah at first. Until I was encountered by Bowser Koopa who has shown me visions of the future of what will happen if I lose my future of Agrabah, so he gave me a proposition to kidnapped the boy and lure them into the city so I can bring them to him.
Cozy Glow: I guess that explains a lot.
Captain Hook: He's not the only one I did capture Christopher Robin to lure Pooh and his friends so I can have revenge on them for teaming up with that scurvy brat Peter Pan.
Ursula: Yes, I even tricked that mermaid princess Ariel by helping her become human for three days. I used her as bait to trade King Triton by letting her go free so he can take her place so that the entire ocean will be in mine to control.
Lord Tirek: Those heroes have weaknesses. I used that turncoat Discord. Tricked him into helping me capture his so-called "friends".
Queen Chrysalis: [sighs] Discord was really something until friendship ruined him.
The Evil Queen: Alas, he could have been a worthy ally to us. Just like King Sombra since he refused to join us.
Devious Diesel: Yeah, especially since Sir Oswald, Diesel 10 and I once work with him to take back the Crystal Empire.
Diesel 10: No kidding. We've helped him with his plans before and this is how he repay us years later?
Sailor John: Well, at least his death should teach him a lesson for not teaming up with us.
Lord Tirek: You should've seen Twilight's face when her friends appeared in bubbles around me. She was all... [exaggerated groaning]
Cozy Glow and Queen Chrysalis: [laughing]
Cozy Glow: She's so stressed out all the time.
Queen Chrysalis: When I posed as her former foal-sitter, I thought she was going to implode!
All the Villains: [laughing]
Cozy Glow: I wish I could've seen her face when I nearly erased all the magic from Equestria.
Dr. Facilier: All magic was a little excessive, don't you think?
Cozy Glow: Eh, I think big. Besides, it would've been worth it just to see Pooh, Twilight, and their friends bow down to Bowser!
Lord Tirek: Indeed it would. Who wouldn't love to see those prissy heroes realize they lost everything?

[transformation noise]

Queen Chrysalis: I'm a pathetic pony princess! I made a detailed list of all the ways I'm a failure!
All the Villains (except Queen Chrysalis): [laughing]
Lord Tirek: You know, working with all of you may not be the worst thing.
Queen Chrysalis: Perhaps... as long as it results in the complete destruction of our enemies.
Cozy Glow: I wouldn't have it any other way. Do the pathetic princess thing again!

[transformation noise]

All the Villains: [laughing]

Ursula discovers Chrysalis, Tirek and Cozy's plan to betray Grogar

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Ursula: So, Grogar’s plan worked. Too well. Why those traitors! Oh, they’re better than I thought. At this rate, they’ll betray Bowser for sure. Well, it's time Ursula took matters into her own tentacles! All of the Universe will be ours! And then I’ll show Tirek, Chrysalis, and Cozy Glow what happens to those who will betray Bowser or my name isn’t Ursula his loyal companion. Hmm. Just wait until he hears about this. (Laughing evilly)