Editing Escape from the Barnyard/Transcript (section)

=== ''The Beginning'' ===
(Otis making a statue of the Farmer, and Pip dress up of like the Farmer)
* '''Pip:''' Whoo-Hoo, look at me, I'm the Farmer. Howdy, I've worn overalls for 27 years.
* '''Otis:''' Pip, can you focus, please?
* '''Baljeet:''' Yeah, you just made him smear the face. It takes us 2 hours to make it.
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, do we have to get someone else to pose for my cream cheese statue of the Farmer?
* '''Tigger:''' Me! Pick me! Me, me, me!
* '''Lana:''' I'll do it.
* '''Scruffy:''' I can handle posing for you, Otis. 
* '''Freddy:''' Oh, pick me, pick me. I'll pose for you. Let me be the Farmer. I want to be the Farmer! I earned this!
* '''Piglet:''' Oh, Freddy. Always tried to be the center of attention.
* '''Lincoln:''' I'll do it. I'd make a good farmer.
* -No, I'll do it.
* -I give it a shot.
* '''Cosmo:''' No, No! I want to do this because I know all about art.
* '''Wanda:''' Huh, Cosmo. Your art always makes a big mess.
* '''Cosmo:''' Oh yeah, why is that?
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Because you do your art in underwater.
(Duke comes in)
* '''Duke:''' I should be the Farmer. He and I are tight like that.
* '''Pip:''' Dude your such a kiss-up.
* '''Eeyore:''' It figures.
* '''Luna: '''It so obvious.
* '''Wanda:''' Always doing anything for their owner. 
* '''CJ:''' Yep. 
* '''Rabbit:''' They have a point there, Duke. Just because your man's best friend and kiss him and stuff, doesn't mean you should pose as him.
* '''Duke:''' (To Rabbit) Not true. I have never kissed the Farmer. I do admit to do some licking. But that's perfectly normal canine behavior. I find the man to be very refreshing.
* '''Rabbit:''' [Talking to himself] Oh why do is bother? 
* '''Bessie:''' (comes in the barn) Hey, Leonardo de Dum-Dum! You said you were going to help Abby with the tick infestation.
* '''Pip:''' I'll clean your ticks.
* '''Bessie:''' Touch me and go from mouse to mouse pad.
* '''Pip:''' Later. (runs off)
* '''Abby:''' Come on, Otis. Those ticks won't stand a chance against my new lady beautiful styling combs.
* '''Otis:''' This is much more important. And...there. (finishes the statue) The perfect gift for Farmer Appreciation Week. We have a sweet deal here folks. Its time to show the man so gratitude.
(Pig and Cosmo eating the statue)
* '''Pig:''' Well said, Otis.
* '''Cosmo:''' Yeah, this is good.
* '''Otis:''' Guys, would you stop eating the farmer's head.
* '''Cosmo:''' Sorry.
* '''Pip:''' [off screen] Delivery Truck!
(Everyone comes to the window)
* '''Otis:''' Sweet crispy cud! Is that what I think it is?
* '''Wanda''': Looks pretty big.
* '''Lana:''' I wonder what it is.
* -I see black, has a roof shape and has a few words.
* -I could be anything.
(The farmer brings out a new machine, the binoculars are too blurry)
* '''Freddy:''' It's dark and scary. It's filled with evil!
* '''Otis:''' Wrong, not evil. It's a new high tech digital sound system. And we get to use it when the farmer is out. Is this guy awesome or what?
* -I think of a lot of things to do with that.
* -Does it have to do with high-tech disco party for the next week?
* -Maybe.
(Abby takes a look)
* '''Abby:''' That doesn't look like a sound system.
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Yeah, it's more like a grill.
* '''Isabella:''' A pretty big one.
* '''Otis:''' Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Excuse me Miss Know-it-Alls, I think I know state of the art technology when I see it. Come, everybody. Let's go check it out! 
(Then Otis calls the farmer's phone, and runs into the house to answer the phone while he, Abby, Pip, Pooh, Cosmo, and Lincoln check out the sound system)
* '''Otis:''' Works every time.  
* '''Pip:''' ''The Quick Fryer Mark IV.''  
* '''Otis:''' Hmm...  
* '''Lincoln:''' That's a weird name for a stereo.  
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Maybe Sunset Shimmer was right about being a grill.  
* '''Otis:''' (To Pooh) No no no no, watch and learn ok? The CDs go in here. (opens it) Then you crank up the volume right here. (turns the nob and the "system" began to steam them)  
* '''Pip:''' And then, you run away and screaming.
(Everyone screams and heads right back into the barn)
* '''Cosmo:''' Ah, hot steam! On the bright side, my shirt not wrinkled.  
* '''Otis:''' Ok so... not a sound system.  
* -No kidding!  
* -What was your first clue?  
* '''Freddy:''' (starts sniffing around with utensils) Hmm...something smells scrumptious. I mean disturbing! I knew that thing was evil! Evvvviilll!  
* '''Otis:''' Stop that!  
* '''Abby:''' Otis, whether we want to admit or not, the farmer has purchased...a barbecue grill.  
(Everyone was surprised and shocked)
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' I knew it!  
* '''Freddy:''' Yay, I love kabobs!  
* '''Lori:''' What!?!  
* -Excuse me!  
* '''Freddy:''' Sorry.  
* '''Pig:''' I love kebabs too. You know, unless I know the "kebab-e".  
* '''CJ:''' I think I'm more veggie kebab than the meat kind.  
* '''Lincoln:''' Well don't knock it until you try it.  
* '''Baljeet:''' I, too, feel a certain element of kebabism.  
* '''Burford:''' Quiet you!  
* '''Scruffy:''' Especially with all those sauces you could put on it.  
* -Yeah, I mean what's kebabs without sauces.  
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' What do you prefer, Leni?  
*'''Leni: '''I thinking to prefer sriracha. 
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Yeah and honey, too! 
* '''Rabbit:''' Huh, how can you think of honey, at a time like this?  
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' I practice.  
* '''Otis:''' Ok enough with the kebabs, ok? It is not a barbecue! The farmer is a total vegan, guys.  
* '''Bessie:''' Vegan my rump! You know what I heard? I heard he ate an entire village down in Mexico.  
* '''Lisa:''' That scientifically impossible.  
* '''Otis:''' Yeah, pretty sure that not true. The farmer has absolutely no interest in meat whatsoever.  
* '''Pip:''' Here come the carnivore!  
* '''Scruffy:''' Scatter!  
(Everyone hides as the farmer enters the barn as lighting roars)
* '''The Farmer:''' Its time sheep. (Takes one of the sheep and leaves)  
* '''Luan:''' Well, it looks like he's getting ready to "chomp" on some lamb chops. (laughs)  
* -Luan, not now. This is serious.  
* '''Freddy:''' This is horrible! My dearest friends are going to be barbecued! (sobs then thinking about meats then freaks out again)  
* '''Duke:''' I'm too young to be eaten. Too Young!  
* '''Pip:''' Dude, get a grip. You're a dog.         
* '''Adyson:''' Yeah, you're his pet.        
* '''Tigger:''' That would be disgusting if he ate his own pet.        
* '''Duke:''' (To Tigger) What you saying I wouldn't be nice with some low-fat chips and nice cherry cola?        
* '''Otis:''' Alright enough with the chips and the cola! This is crazy talk, people, come on. Even if the farmer dips in seasons, I still wouldn't believe it.        
* '''Pip:''' [Off screen] Captain Cold Cuts, two o clock!        
(Farmer comes back with a big pot)
* '''The Farmer:''' (reading a instruction book) Pour olive oil dip calf. Add garlic salt. Let sit for 6 hours. (Puts calf in the pot and leaves)        
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Oh no. He's got little Joey.        
* -This is worse than we imagined.
* '''Freddy:''' He's marinating Joey in olive oil! And I would've used teriyaki and a chicken or a cornish game hen. If I crave flesh! Which I don't!        
* '''Scruffy:''' Stop talking!        
* -Wait, a minute.         
* -What is it, ()?        
* -I think I remember him talking about having too many pests around. So he was going to get something to get rid of them.        
* -He must've been talking about you guys.        
* -But, they haven't caused top much trouble, right?        
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Now do you do believe us?        
* '''Rabbit:''' I'm sorry Otis. But, the person you admired all these years is going to eat you.         
* '''Otis:''' You're right guys. How can I look you in those raisin eyes again? (Smack the statue on the ground)        
* '''Pig:''' Oh, I got dibs!        
* '''Cosmo:''' Save some for me!        
* '''Otis:''' Everyone, the farmer has betrayed us.        
* '''Lucy:''' I just wanna say I'm sorry for your loss of your fellow animals...and that I'd be honored to serve as funeral director.        
* -Probably not the best time, Lucy.         
* '''Eeyore:''' So, what do we do now?        
* '''Otis:''' Well Eeyore, there's the only thing we can do. Pack your things, we're leaving the barnyard, forever.        
* '''Pig:''' Hey whose got bagels?        
* '''Cosmo:''' And crackers...        
* '''Wanda:''' Not now Cosmo!