Battle of the Humungonauts/Transcript (Toonwriter)

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Mayor Jones: So they didn't show! I don't see why we couldn't just seize the ticket money as evidence. Prancing piccolos, Fred. One of your traps actually worked! Sheriff Stone: Greetings, big and hairy space travelers. As a representative of planet Earth, I welcome you. Velma: I'm afraid these two aren't space travelers, Sheriff. I'd like to introduce (unmasks the Green Humungonaut) Max Minner and (unmasks the Red Humungonaut) Jax Minner. Sheriff Stone: It's the Minner brothers? They've been taking care of all of Crystal Cove's insurance needs for years. Mayor Jones: But how did you know they'd both show up here? Velma: All I did was double insure the boat repair shop with a policy from both brothers. You see, each brother was only attacking the places the other brother insured. Mayor Jones: But why? Max: What do you think? Money. Jax: And the fact that we can't stand each other. Max: Oh, yeah. That, too. Jax: This intense dislike started back when we were circus strongmen. We had just come up with a great idea for our act: The Hercules apes... Sheriff Stone: Humongonauts is catchier. Jax: When this jerk decides to break up our act and join a rival circus. Max: Huh! You were just jealous. Jax: We became bitter enemies who, as chance would have it, both went into the insurance business here in Crystal Cove. Max: After that, we each focused on the same thing: Destroying each other's business. Jax: And it would have worked, too, if it weren't for... Max and Jax: My meddling brother! (look each other) What? Why you? (start fighting) Velma: Mystery solved.