Bang 'em High/Transcript
< Pooh's Adventures of Wild West C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa.
(The episode begins by showing a top view of a western known as the town of Moo Mesa and then fades to a sign saying, "Welcome to Mesa Day" being hung up as the C.O.W. Boys came on their horses, singing. Marshal Moo Montana was playing a harmonica, The Cowlorado Kid was playing a guitar, and The Dakota Dude was playing a concertina.)
The C.O.W. Boys: (singing) We're the C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa
We uphold the Code of the West
Cowlorado Kid: (singing) Since the comet done come down
Dakota Dude: (singing) Raised Moo Mesa from the ground
The C.O.W. Boys: (singing) We walk, talk, and ride like all the rest.
(Yee-haw)
The C.O.W. Boys: (singing) We're the C.O.W. Boys of Moo Mesa
Marshal Moo Montana: I'm the Marshal that everyone calls "Moo".
Cowlorado Kid: (singing) Name is Cowlorado
Yee-haw!
That's "Kid" to you
Marshal Moo Montana: (singing) That's Dakota over there
Cowlorado Kid: (singing) Toughest law cow anywhere
Dakota Dude: Yep.
The C.O.W. Boys: (singing) On this Mesa we come move
Winnie the Pooh: Hello, there, gentlemen.
Marshal Moo Montana: Howdy, y'all. What are your names?
Winnie the Pooh: Well, this Piglet, Tigger, Eeyore and Rabbit. And this is Ash, Pikachu, Misty, Togepi, Brock, Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo, Splinter, Fievel, Tanya, Yasha, Mr. and Mrs. Mousekewitz, Tony, Tiger, Maggie, Mrs. Calloway, Grace, Buck, and Lucky Jack. And I'm Winnie the Pooh. But you can call me "Pooh" for short.
Tigger: Uh, who are you?
Marshal Moo Montana: I'm Marshal Moo Montana.
Dakota Dude: I'm the Dakota Dude.
Cowlorado Kid: And the I'm the Cowlorado Kid. Nice you to meet ya, partners.
Winnie the Pooh: It's very nice to meet you too, gentlemen.
Marshal Moo Montana: Say, where ya'll from?
Winnie the Pooh: Tigger, Piglet, Rabbit, Eeyore and I are from Hundred Acre Wood.
Cowlorado Kid: (to Ash) Say, little partner, where are you from?
Ash Ketchum: I'm from Pallet Town.
Misty: I'm from Cerulean City.
Brock: And I'm from Pewter City.
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Cody Calf: Yee-haw! Marshall Moo Montana. (runs towards him) There ain't a better law cow at this side of curious gorge.
Marshal Moo Montana: Well, thank you, calf-pint. I appreciate the appreciation, (moves his hat over his eyes) but like it says in the Code of the West: If you get a big head helping people, your hat won't fit.
(Cody lifts his hat from over his eyes.)
Marshal Moo Montana: I like that.
Cody Calf: Great, Marshal Moo. (sees the heroes) Who are you guys?
Pooh Bear: Well, this is Piglet, Tigger, and Rabbit, and Eeyore.
Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
Pooh Bear: And I'm Winnie the Pooh. But you can call me "Pooh" for short.
Brock: My name's Brock and I'm a Pokémon breeder.
Misty: And I'm Misty. My specialty's water Pokémon.
Togepi: Togi.
Ash Ketchum: My name's Ash Ketchum and I'm trying to be a Pokémon master.
Pikachu: Pika.
Ash Ketchum: Oh, yeah. And this is Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pikachu.