Ash Ketchum and The Sword in the Stone/Transcript

Here's the transcript to Ash Ketchum and The Sword in the Stone.

Opening/Ash and friends reunite with Merlin

Merlin: Ash, Misty, Brock! So wonderful to see you again, children. (slips and nearly falls in the well) Whoa! Oh, hang it all!

Ash Ketchum: Oh, geez! (rushes over to pull Merlin out) Here, let us help! (lifts Merlin out as he appears holding a bucket full of water)

Merlin: (coughs) Hang it all! (nearly falls over and coughs from the water)

Brock: You okay?

Merlin: Y-Yes. (gets snagged on something) Oh, now what? Now what? (he is caught on the well's chain) L-Leave off! Leave off! (shakes it off)

Misty: (catches Merlin when he nearly stumbled over) Whoa, whoa! Careful!

Merlin: Oh, you... You... You fiendish (kicks the chain) chain, you! (grumbles as he walks home while Ash and the gang follow) Everything complicated. One big medieval mess. (closes the door)

Ash Ketchum: Feeling a little bit cranky, are we, Merlin?

Merlin: Not really. It's just things are a bit difficult nowadays. Since this has been a very dark age here in England after the king passed away long ago.

Merlin, Ash and friends meet Arthur/Higitus Figitus

Merlin: Now...(clears throat) My name is Merlin. Come, come. Who are you, my lad?

Arthur: Oh, my name's Arthur, but everyone calls me Wart.

Ash Ketchum: My name is Ash Ketchum and these are my friends Misty and Brock.

Pikachu: Pikachu.

Ash Ketchum: Oh, that's my partner Pikachu.

Arthur: Hi there, little fella. (pets Pikachu and then he sees Archimedes) Oh, what a perfect stuffed owl.

Archimedes: (stammering) Stuffed? (offended) I beg your pardon!

Arthur: (amazed) He's alive, and he talks!

Archimedes: And certainly a great deal better than you do.

(Archimedes flies to his birdhouse.)

Merlin: Oh, come, Archimedes. Come, come, now. I want you to meet the Wart. Now, you must forgive him. He's only a boy.

Archimedes: Boy? Boy. I see no boy. (snatches the tea cup)

Arthur: I'm sorry that i...

Merlin: That's all right. He's much too sensitive.

Archimedes: Sensitive? Huh? Who? What, what?

Merlin: Oh. (chuckles, pours the tea into Arthur's cup)

Arthur: How did you know that I was...

Merlin: Oh, that would you be dropping in? Well, I happen to be a wizard. (Pours tea on his beard) A soothsayer, a prognosticator. (Arthur felt amazed) I have the power to see into the future. Centuries into the future. I've even been there, lad, and I've seen all these things. They're only plans and small models, of course. (picks up the train engine) Now, this for instance is a steam locomotive. (pours tea and puts a cork on it then it moves) There she goes. Pretty good, eh? (chuckles)

(Arthur turns it around and goes back to Merlin.)

Merlin: That won't be invented for hundreds of years.

Arthur: Oh. You mean you can see everything before it happens?

Merlin: Yes, everything.

Archimedes: Ah, ah, ah, ah. Everything, Merlin?

Merlin: Uh... No, no, not everything. I...I admit I didn't know whom to expect for tea. But as you can see, I figured the exact place.

Arthur: You're very clever, sir.

Merlin: Yes. Well, never mind the "sir." Just plain Merlin will do. (chuckles) Now, would you care for sugar?

Arthur: Oh, yes, I would, please.

Merlin: Ash, Misty and Brock?

Ash, Brock and Misty: No, thank you.

Merlin: All right. (claps his hands) Sugar? Sugar?

(The sugar bowl walks up to Merlin.)

Brock: Look at that sugar bowl.

Misty: (giggles) It moved.

Merlin: No, manners, manners, manners! Guests first! You know that!

(The sugar bowl walks up to Arthur and puts sugar into Arthur's tea.)

Merlin: All right. Just say when, lad.

Arthur: When.

Merlin: Have you had any schooling?

Arthur: Oh, yes. I'm training to be a squire.

Ash, Brock and Misty: A squire?

Pikachu: Pika?

Arthur: Uh-huh. I'm learning the rules of combat and swordsmanship and jousting and horsemanship. (the sugar bowl puts sugar into Merlin's tea cup)

Merlin: Oh, yes, yes. Very good. That... No, no, no! I...I mean a real education. Mathematics, history, biology, natural science, English, Latin, French. No. When, when! Blast it all. When! Impudent piece of crockery. (throws out the sugar, while grumbling) (calmly) Boy, now, you can't... (signals his chair and sits on it)

Ash Ketchum: As you were saying, Merlin.

Merlin: Thank you, Ash. (to Arthur) You can't grow up without a decent education, you know.

Arthur: Oh, I suppose not, sir...(touches the sugar bowl and gets slapped in the hand by the spoon) Merlin.

Merlin: So, I am going to be your tutor.

Arthur: (gets up) But I got to get back to the castle. (takes the cookie) They'll want me in the kitchen.

Merlin: Higitus figitus zumbakazing. I want your attention, everything. We're packing to leave. Come on, let's go. (the sugar bowl comes up) No, no, not you, books always come first, you know.

Merlin, Ash and friends stay at the castle

Pikachu: Pika Pika.

"That's What Makes the World Go Round"/Ash saves Arthur by fishing the pike

(The scene changes where Ash, Brock and Misty fish in the moat. Merlin checks on them.)

Ash Ketchum: Hello, Merlin.

Merlin: Hello, Ash. How's fishing coming along, children?

Brock: Not so good.

Misty: We've fished all morning and so far, we've caught nothing.

Merlin: Oh. well, I was planning on giving the boy a little lesson here by this moat.

Arthur: Not a single bite, huh?

Brock: Nope.

Arthur: Maybe, the fish had a big breakfast, Ash.

Ash Ketchum: Hmm, maybe. So, Merlin while you give Arthur a lesson about swimming we'll keep on fishing.

Merlin: That's a good lad.

(Merlin and Arthur walk to the other side of the moat.)

Arthur: I'd give anything to go riding about on a great white charger, slaying dragons and griffins and man-eating giants.

Merlin: (chuckles) Well, won't you?

Arthur: Oh, no. You see, I'm an orphan and a knight must be of proper birth. I only hope I'm worthy to be Kay's squire. That's a big job too, you know.

Merlin: Oh, indeed. Yes, yes. I would say almost impossible. Yes. Well, now then, when I said I could swim like a fish, I really meant as a fish.

(A catfish catches a bug.)

Arthur: You mean you can turn yourself into a fish?

Merlin: After all, I happen to be a wizard.

Arthur: Could you turn me into a fish?

Merlin: But, do you have any imagination? Can you imagine yourself as a fish?

Arthur: Oh, that's easy. I've done that lots of times.

Merlin: Oh. Well, good. Then I think that my magic can do the rest. Uh...(stammering) Archimedes, what is that fish formula?

Archimedes: (yawning then wakes up) Who? Who? What?

Merlin: You know, that latin business.

Archimedes: Fish? Latin? Oh, uh... Aquarius, aquaticus, aqualitus. And now, if you don't mind, (flies to the tree) I say good day to the both of you. If you please.

Merlin: (whispers to Arthur) When he stays out all night he's always grumpy the next morning.

Arthur: (laughs) Then, he must stay out every night.

Merlin: Yes, yes. Oh. Oh, yes. I say, that's very good, boy. (chuckles)

Archimedes: Who? What, what?

Pikachu: Pikachu?

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(Merlin bumps into the catfish.)

Merlin: Oh. Oh, I beg your pardon.

Arthur: (chuckles) Me, too. (singing) For every to there is a fro for every stop there is a go And that's what makes the world go round (suddenly a frog grabs Arthur by his tail) (annoyed) Oh, let go, let go, let go!

(A frog sends Arthur to the kettle.)

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Arthur: Merlin!

(The pike nearly catches Arthur with its mouth. But little did it know that when it landed back in the water, its mouth inadvertently snagged onto Ash's fishing line.)

Ash Ketchum: Huh? Oh! I caught something! (grabs the rod and goes to hook the pike and reel it in)

Archimedes: (wakes up) Hmm? Hmm? Eh, now what? Oh, it's that-that-that boy! Wha-What in blazes-?

Ash Ketchum: (sees Arthur being attacked by the same pike Ash is fishing) Arthur? That thing is trying to eat Arthur? Archimedes, we have to save him!

Pikachu: Pika!

(Ash struggles to pull the pike on shore with his rod, but the pike was moving too fast and is too strong.)

Ash Ketchum: (gets pulled forward by the pike) WHOA!! (grunts as he tries to hook and reel the pike) Brock, Misty, come help me!

Brock: We're on it!

(Misty and Brock rush over and grab a hold of Ash to help him fish the pike out.)

Arthur: (tries to hold on a ledge but slips off) Help, help, help! (gets grabbed by Archimedes but the pike snaps his foot with its jaw)

Archimedes: OUCH!!!

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Pikachu: Pika!

Misty: It's moving way too fast!

Arthur: (jumps out of the water) HELP!

(The pike jumps out after Arthur and smacks Ash's face with its tail several times.)

Ash Ketchum: Ow... (shakes his head to recover from the pike's attack; growls angrily) You're a dirty fighter!

Pikachu: Pika!

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Arthur: Archimedes!

Ash Ketchum: (grunts as he struggles to fish the pike out with his rod)

Arthur: Help!

Ash Ketchum: (grunts as he continues his struggle in fishing the pike out with his rod)

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Ash Ketchum: Now I've gotcha! (pulls the pike out of the water with Brock and Misty's help) Pikachu, Quick Attack! Now!

Pikachu: Pika!!! (uses Quick Attack on the pike and sends it crashing to a tree)

Misty: Goldeen, use Horn Attack!!! (sends out Goldeen and attacks the pike with its Horn Attack)

Ash: Pikachu, Thunderbolt attack!!!!

(Pikachu zaps the pike with its Thunderbolt attack. The pike flops around until it stops and eventually dies. Ash picks it up and observes it.)

Ash Ketchum: Wow! This is a big one! What do you guys think?

Misty: It's humongous!

Brock: Yeah! It's gigantic! Do you think we oughta show that to Sir Ector?

Ash Ketchum: If it's alright with Merlin.

Misty: Hey, speaking of Merlin, where is he?

(Merlin pops out of the water with a helmet stuck to his head)

Merlin: What in thunder is a monster like that doing in a moat? By George! I-I-I-I'll turn him into a minnow!

Ash Ketchum: Oh, don't worry about it, Merlin. 'Cause look what we've caught. (shows him the pike)

Merlin: Huh? Oh, oh my! You've fished that monster out all by yourselves?

Misty: Uh-huh.

Brock: It did put up a good fight, but we've managed to fish it out.

Merlin: Oh, I see. Excellent work there, children. And very resourceful.

Ash Ketchum: By the way, where's Arthur?

Arthur: Merlin!

Misty: There he is!

Merlin: Oh, I see him! I'll handle this, children. Stand back. Snick snack snorum! (changes Arthur back to his human form) How in the world did you ever get out of that mess?

Arthur: That-that big fish almost swallowed me and-and Archimedes saved me!

Merlin: Well, by Jove. (chuckles) Now, what do you know about that?

Archimedes: I...(coughing) I did nothing of the sort. I intended to eat him.(Merlin placed Archimedes on the tree) (coughing) Young perch is my favorite dish. You know that.

Merlin: Oh... (chuckles) Do you believe that, children?

Ash Ketchum: Why, yes Merlin. What do you think, Arthur?

Arthur: Well, I...

Sir Ector: (shouting) Wart! Wart!

Arthur: Oh, I've got to go guys. Thank you, Merlin. It was so much fun. And Archimedes, I...

Archimedes: (shaking the water off) Pin feathers, boy!

Sir Ector: Wart! Where are you, Wart?!

Arthur: (running to the castle) Coming! I'm coming.

Merlin: Now, Archimedes, why would you half drown yourself for a tidbit of fish? And after such a big breakfast.

Archimedes: Pin feathers and gully fluff.

(Ash and his friends laugh with joy)

Ash Ketchum: Speaking of which, Merlin, what do you propose we'd do with this pike I just fished out? Should we cook it and most likely eat it?

Cleaning Dishes/Merlin and Arthur as squirrels

(The scene changes where Arthur, explains to Sir Ector and Kay about his educational underwater trip with Merlin.)

Arthur: We were doing fine until we got in deep water and then it all comes this huge pike with big jaws and sharp jagged teeth.

Kay: Oh, tell him off, Dad.

Arthur: He was a monster the biggest fish I've ever saw. Thankfully Ash, Misty and Brock fished out the pike to save me.

Sir Ector: And, boy, that's the biggest fish story I ever heard.

Arhur: But it's true, sir.

Sir Ector: That's three demerits for being late and three more for the fish story. Now, hop into the kitchen!

Kay: (laughs meanly) I told the Wart was loony.

(Arthur runs into the kitchen.)

Sir Ector: He's either out of his head or there's something mighty fishy going on around here.

Pikachu: Pika.

(The girl squirrel chitters happily at Arthur.)

Ash Ketchum: What's she saying?

Misty: I don't know, Ash. I don't speak squirrel.

Pikachu: Chu.

(The girl squirrel climbs up on top of the tree and cries with sadness.)

Arthur gets punished/Ash and his friends comfort Arthur

(The scene changes back to the castle, where the scullery maid runs out of the kitchen screaming.)

Scullery Maid: Ector! Ector! (Sir Ector and Kay practice sword fighting) Sir Ector, the kitchen!

Sir Ector: Hold it, son!

Scullery Maid: Black magic all over the place.

Sir Ector: Kay! Hold that, I say! (Ector stops Kay) (Calmly, to maid) Now, what's all the commotion hmm?

Scullery Maid: Oh, the kitchen, it's under an evil spell!

Sir Ector: Huh?

Scullery Maid: It's bewitched!

Sir Ector: No! I bet it's that old goat, Marvin. (to Kay) Come on, son. I knew he'd give us trouble.

(Kay removes the helmet off and Sir Ector goes to the kitchen to investigate then he see's the dishes enchanted.)

Sir Ector: (shocked) Gadzooks!

(The scene cuts to Ash, Misty and Brock comforting Arthur who is sulking after getting punished by Sir Ector.)

Ash Ketchum: Arthur, we're so sorry for what happened.

Pikachu: Pika. (climbing onto Arthur's lap, comforting him)

Merlin: Oh, I'm sorry, lad. I'm sorry I spoiled everything. I know that trip to London meant a great deals you.

Arthur: Oh, it's not your fault. I've should've popped off. Now, I'm really done for.

Merlin: No, no, you're in a great spot, boy. You can't go down now. It can only be up from here.

Arthur: I'd like to know how.

Merlin: Use your head. An education, lad.

Arthur: What good will that do?

Merlin: Get it first, then, who knows? Are you willing to try?

Ash Ketchum: Don't give up until it's over.

Misty: Yeah, forget about your trip to London.

Brock: You still have alot of learning to from Merlin.

Pikachu: (nestling onto Arthur) Pikachu.

Arthur: (petting Pikachu) You're right, guys. Well, what have I got to lose?

Merlin: That's the spirit. We'll start tomorrow. We'll show 'em, won't we, boy?

Arthur: We sure will.

Archimedes lesson/Archimedes teaches Arthur how to fly

Pikachu: Pika Pika.

Madam Mim/Wizard's duel

Madam Mim: Say, lad, did you know that I can make myself uglier yet?

Arthur: Well, that would be some trick or I mean, uh-

Madam Mim: (hides her face with her hair) Want a bet? (reveals her pig face) Boo!

Arthur: (scared) Oh!

Madam Mim: You see? I win, I win! Aren't I hideous, boy? Perfectly revolting?

Arthur: Well, yes, ma'am.

Madam Mim: But you ain't seen nothing yet! Watch this....

(The witch presses her pig snout with her finger and spins around....as she transformed herself into a very beautiful and voluptuous young maiden with green eyes, long purple hair, big bust, incredible small waist and wide curvy hips and wearing just a blue spaghetti strapped tank top and short red skirt reaching down to her knees and black high heels.)

Beautiful Mim: (singing) I can be beautiful, lovely and fair.

(The girl the placed her hand on her heart as she demonstrates her singing voice and flops her long hair)

Beautiful Mim: (singing) Silvery voice, long purple hair.

(She then started to show off her cute beauty by posing a few seductive mocking pose. First, she places her left hand behind her head and place her right hand on her hip with her back towards Wart, looking a him and started shimmering her right bare shoulder in a sexy shoulder shake at him.)

Beautiful Mim: (singing) La, la, la, la, la!

(Then, placing both hands behind her head, the girl suggestively started shaking her hips side-to-side like crazy at him, making her skirt swaying and swishing in a following movement.)

Beautiful Mim: (singing) La, la, la, la, laaaa....

(Wart stares at her beauty, gapping before the girl tickles his chin, making him blush)

Beautiful Mim: (singing) La, la, la, la, la.. But it's only skin deep, Zim zabberim zim!

(Then, tuggimg her hair, she returns to her normal ugly self.)

Madam Mim: I'm an ugly old creep. The magnificent marvelous mad, mad, mad, mad Madam Mim! (laughing) Now, what do you think, boy? Who's the greatest?

Arthur: Well, Merlin's magic is always, well, useful for something good.

Madam Mim: And he must see something good in you.

Arthur: Oh, I suppose so.

Madam Mim: Yes, and in my book that's bad. (closes the window) So, my boy, I'm afraid I'll have to destroy you.

Arthur: (scared) De-Destroy me?

Madam Mim: Yeah, I'll give you a sporting chance. (crawls onto the table as she changed into a cat) I'm mad about games, you know. Well, come on. Get going, boy. You gotta keep on your toes in this game. (cackling)

(A scared Arthur flies around as Mim chased him trashing around her house. Mim grabs Arthur by his tail feather and goes into the darts' target.)

Madam Mim: (cackling) I win, I win! Oh, the game's over. (Arthur angrily pecks her in the nose) Ow! (she reverts to her normal form) (angrily) Why, you little devil, you! I'll ring your scrawny little neck.

(Just then Merlin, Ash, Pikachu, Brock and Misty arrive as they glare furiously at Madam Mim.)

Merlin: Mim! Mim! What were you up to?!

Madam Mim: Merlin! (stammering) You're just in time.

Ash Ketchum: What are you doing to our friend, lady?!

Pikachu: (angry sparks) Pika!

Misty: Yeah, unhand Arthur, lady!

Brock: Are you trying to kill him?!

Madam Mim: No, children, we were playing a little game.

Arthur: She was going to destroy me.

Madam Mim: (to Merlin) And just what are you gonna do about it?! Want to fight?! Want to have a wizard's duel?!

Merlin: As you wish, madam.

Madam Mim: Well, come on. Step outside.

Merlin: After you, madam.

(Madam Mim and Merlin march outside as Arthur, Brock, Ash and Misty go up in the tree. Just then Archimedes joins them.)

Archimedes: What...What's up, children? What's going on?

Ash Ketchum: They're having a wizards' duel.

Arthur: Yeah, what's that mean?

Archimedes: Oh, it's a battle of wits. The players change themselves to different things and attempt to destroy one another.

Arthur: (worried) De...Destroy?

Ash Ketchum: We'll have to wait and see, Arthur.

Archimedes: Ash is right, just watch, boy. You'll get the idea.

Madam Mim: (muffled) Now, first of all if you don't mind. I'll make the rules.

Archimedes: Rules, indeed. (exclaims) She only wants rules so she can break them.

Madam Mim: (annoyed) I'll take care of you later, featherbrain. (Archimedes huffs and puffs in annoyance) Rule one, no mineral or vegetable. Only animal. Rule two, no make-believe things like pink dragons and stuff. Now, rule three,(Tweaks Merlin's nose) no disappearing.

Merlin: No. Rule four, no cheating.

Madam Mim: All right, all right. Now, pace off 10. One, two, three, four...(She disappears)

Ash Ketchum: Hey, Merlin! She disappeared!

Misty: I knew that witch broke the no disappearing rule!

Pikachu: Pika!!!

Merlin: Huh? Mim! Now, you've made the rules!

(Merlin then turns to see Mim in her crocodile form and snapped her jaws but Merlin disappears in his hat and Mim reached her finger but feels a bite it was Merlin in his turtle form. Mim walks up to him as he tried to run as fast as he could.)

Arthur: Change to something else, Merlin!

Brock: Hurry up, Merlin!

Misty: She's coming at you!

Merlin: Yes, yes! Give me time to think! Higgity figgity...No, no.

Ash Ketchum: Hurry, Merlin!

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Merlin: Hoppity hip. (changes into a rabbit) Aha! (gets his tail bitten off by Mim) Madam, just a minute, (grabs the tail) This is not-

(Mim changed herself into a fox as she cackles and chased him around.)

Archimedies: Come on, something bigger!

Arthur: Something smaller!

Merlin: Mim! Mim!

(She chased Merlin into the log.)

Madam Mim: Merlin? (tauntingly) No disappearing.

(Merlin comes out as a caterpillar.)

Merlin: (panting) Whew!

(Mim laughs upon seeing Merlin come out and then she comes out as a chicken, tugs him and lets him go in the air.)

Merlin: Ouch!

(Merlin becomes a walrus landing onto Mim.)

Merlin: Mim? MIm? Are you- (sees Mim become an elephant) Now, what-what's going on here?!

Madam Mim: You-You big blimp!

(Merlin becomes a mouse and blbbbers scaring her which caused Mim to scream in fright. He continues blabbering until he hears roaring Mim becomes a tiger.)

Madam Mim: (laughing) Squash me, will you?

(Merlin gets into the hole while Mim lands onto the ground and Merlin comes out the other hole and attempts to bite her tail until she becomes a rattlesnake as she rattle her tail.)

Madam Mim: (tauntingly) Ah-ah-ah, Merlin. (she attempts to bite him while Merlin make her bite herself) Ouch! Ooh!

Ash Ketchum: All right!

Archimedies: Bravo!

(Merlin jumps into the hole Mim slithers in to chase him. He comes out of the other hole.)

Madam Mim: Oh, just you wait! Just you wait! You're going to pay!

(Merlin puts the rock onto the hole which caused Mim to hit her head and she felt dazed as she groaned. Merlin changed himself into a crab he attempts to pinch Mim in the neck as she dodged and taunts him. Then Merlin's claw gets dazed when he felt a rhino's horn as she changed herself into a rhino.)

Madam Mim: So, you want to play rough, do you?! (Merlin yelps in surprise as she angrily charges to the tree) All right, Merlin! I'll smash you good, you old crab!

Merlin: Jehoshaphat!

(He jumps off as Mim gets stuck in the tree on the edge of the cliff.)

Merlin: Here I come, MIm! Ready or not! (changes into a goat and he angrily bleats)

Madam Mim: Merlin, you wouldn't dare! (Merlin angrily charges at her) Merlin!

(Merlin head butts into Mim's rear end and she fell into the water. But suddenly Mim changed herself into a dragon and Merlin becomes scared.)

Ash Ketchum: Are you guys seeing this?!

Pikachu: (angrily) Pika Pika!!!!

Misty: Yeah, she just changed herself into a dragon!

Brock: Now, that's not good!

Merlin: Now, Mim, no dragons! Remember?

Madam Mim: Did I say no purple dragons? Did I?!

(Merlin runs for his life as Mim breathes fire then Merlin changed into a mouse again to hide in the hole only to be lifted by fire and Mim catched him. Ash, Misty, Pikachu and Brock are deeply angered upon seeing this.)

Madam Mim: (laughs) I win, I win!

Ash Ketchum: Why you dirty....!

Arthur: Oh, that horrible old witch! I’ll, I’ll peck her eyes out!

Archimedes: Huh, no, no. No, no, no.

(Mim chuckles as she open her claws and Merlin was gone)

Arthur: He's gone!

Archimedes: Disappeared.

Misty: Where did he go?

Merlin (VO): Madam, I have not disappeared. I am very tiny. I’m a germ. A rare disease. I’m called "malagolintomontorosis"…and you've caught me, Mim!

Madam Mim: What!?

Archimedes: (laughing)

Brock: A stroke of genius I should say. (laughs)

Ash Ketchum: (laughs) By the way, uh, how does this sort of disease work, Merlin?

Merlin (VO): First, you break out into spots.

(Mim turns green and red spots pop out all over her belly)

Merlin (VO): Followed by hot and cold flashes.

(Mim turns red in heat and blue in chills, her teeth chatters)

Merlin (VO): Then violent sneezing.

(Mim sneezes and the fire comes out of her mouth.)

Brock: Hit the dirt!

Archimedes: Huh! Watch it, boy!

Madan Mim: Oh! Er… You-You-You-You sneaky old scoundrel!

(Mim breaks down over her defeat.)

Ash Ketchum: (laughs) Well, Madam Mim, it looks like your little game is over.

Misty: Merlin has outsmarted you and is declared the winner of this duel. (snickers in amusement)

Brock: Now who's pathetic, lady?

Pikachu: Pikachu.

(Mim grumbles in defeat. Then the scene changes where Mim lies in her bed as Merlin checks her temperature.)

Merlin: Oh, it’s not too serious, madam. Ah, you should recover… in a few weeks and be as good, uh… Ah, heh-heh… l-I mean as bad as ever. But, ah, I would suggest plenty of rest… and lots and lots of sunshine!

Madam Mim: I hate sunshine! I hate horrible, wholesome sunshine! (Merlin, Arthur, Archimedes, Ash and friends go out the door) I hate it, I hate it! I hate. hate, hate...

(Merlin closes the door.)

Ash Ketchum: Way to go Merlin.

Misty: That will teach that old witch a thing or two.

Arthur: You were really great, Merlin, but-but you could’ve been killed.

Merlin: It was worth it, lad, if you learned something from it.

Arthur: Knowledge and wisdom is the real power.

Merlin: Right you are, Wart, so stick to your schooling, boy.

Arthur: Oh-Oh, don’t worry, I will, sir. I will, oh, I really will.

Arthur gets reinstated/Merlin leaves for Bermuda

Pikachu: Pi Pikachu.

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Arthur: Merlin! Archimedes! Ash! Misty Brock! Guys, look, I'm a squire!

Brock and Misty: What?!

Ash Ketchum: You're a squire?

Archimedes: Oh, very nice, boy.

Merlin: (dryly) Yes, indeed. A fine monkey suit for polishing boots.

Arthur: It's what all squires wear.

Merlin: (suddenly becomes angry) And I thought you were going to amount to something!

Misty: Merlin's not taking it very well.

Ash Ketchum: Merlin, please calm down.

Brock: Yeah, don't raise your blood pressure.

Merlin: I won't calm down! (to Arthur) I thought you had a few brains! Great future, ha! A stooge for that lunk head! Congratulations, boy!

Arthur: What do you want me to be? I'm nobody. You don't know about a thing what's going on today. I'm lucky to be Kay's squire.

Merlin: Oh! Of all the idiotic- Blow me to Bermuda!

(Merlin launch like a rocket out of the tower as Arthur, Archimedes, Ash, and his friends watch him flying out of the distance)

Ash Ketchum: Where's he going Archimedes?

Archimedes: To Bermuda, I suppose.

Arthur: Where's that?

Archimedes: Oh, an island way off somewhere that hasn’t been discovered yet.

Brock: Do you think he'll ever come back?

Archimedes: Who knows? Who knows anything?

Ash Ketchum: But Archimedes, I'm sure he's bound to come back. Once he's cooled off. But for now, it's best if we just leave him alone for a bit.

Misty: Oh, maybe you're right, Ash. Merlin does deserve some alone time every once in a while.

Brock: Yeah. Let's give him a break.

Arthur pulls the sword from the stone

Sir Ector: Ash, Brock, Misty, come here, children. I would like to talk to you three.

(Ash, Brock and Misty walk up to Sir Ector.)

Misty: Yes, Sir Ector?

Ash Ketchum: Was it something we did?

Sir Ector: Not at all. It's just I've been too harsh on Arthur for so long.

Brock: What did Arthur ever do to you?

Sir Ector: It's nothing personal, son. (sighs sadly) It's just I wasn't being a good foster father.

Pikachu: Pika, Pikachu.

Ash Ketchum: We all got off on the wrong foot.

Sir Ector: Yes, we have, son and I owe you children a huge apology for my behavior. Ash, I take back everything I said to your Pikachu. (pet's Pikachu gently which pleased him) I'm terribly sorry for the way I treated you and Arthur. Will you children ever forgive me? (smiles warmly)

Ash Ketchum: (smiling) Sure, Sir Ector. (shakes hands with him)

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Ash Ketchum: Hello, is anyone home?

Arthur: Let us in! Let us in! Somebody please! Please let us in!

Archimedes: It’s no use, children. They’ve all gone to the tournament.

Arthur: Oh, what'll we do? Kay's got to have a sword.

Misty: Maybe we can find one in the Blacksmith's Shed.

Brock: There's no time to go to the Blacksmith's now I'm afraid.

Arthur: Then what'll we do?

Ash Ketchum: (Spotted something) Hey guys, Look! There in the churchyard.

Arthur: A sword! Oh, guys, a sword!

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Archimedes: You're gonna have a time pullin' it out.

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Archimedes: Huh! Watch it, boy! (???) Leave it alone!

Arthur: But Kay's got to have a sword! (pulls the sword out)

(Ash and his friends gasp in shock.)

Ash Ketchum: (scratches his head in confusion about Arthur having the strength to remove the sword) How d-How did he do that?

Brock: Beats me.

Misty: That is so weird.

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Sir Ector: All right, boy, let's have the miracle.

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Kay: Now, wait a minute! Anyone can pull it once it's been pulled.()

Sir Ector: Go to it, Kay. Give it all you got. Put your back into it!

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Ash Ketchum: Uh, hey, wait! Hold it, fellas! Stop! Wait a minute, please! Now, would you please stop for a second? Please? You guys! Hey, STOP!!! (Kay, Sir Ector, and the other knights stop what they're doing) What is wrong with you guys?! Don't you have any decency?! You can't just go grab the sword and remove it from the stone by force!

Misty: My friend is right! You're just being greedy!

Brock: Yeah, show a little respect around here. Besides, that sword is nothing like anyone's ever seen. It belonged to the original king of your land.

???: I agree with these kids. That's not fair.

???: And I say we let the boy try it.

???: That's what we say. Give the boy a chance.

???: Go ahead, son.

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Arthur: Oh, guys. I wish Merlin was here. Merlin! Merlin!

(Suddenly a ball of magic crashed through the window. It was Merlin who returned from Bermuda and is now wearing 20th century clothing.)

Ash Ketchum: Hey, guys, Merlin's back!

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Misty and Brock: All right!

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Brock: It'll be fine, Arthur. Being king won't be so bad.

Ash Ketchum: Yeah, you'll be a great king. Think of all the good things you can do to help England and its people.

Misty: Yeah! And you've got Merlin and Archimedes as your royal advisors.

Merlin: Us? Royal advisors? That's not a bad idea. Wouldn't you say, Archimedes?

Archimedes: Yeah, I like it!

Brock: And maybe you'll marry a queen someday and you can rule England together!

Ash and Misty: Yeah!

Ash Ketchum: Arthur, with Merlin and Archimedes at your side, you will rule a wonderful reign and lead England to the path of greatness! So, there's nothing to worry about with being king at all.

Pikachu: Pikachu!