Editing Ash's Adventures of The Muppet Movie/Transcript (section)

== I'm going to back there someday/Ash and Pikachu comfort Kermit ==
(time passes until it is nighttime) 

* Kimberly: Well, I guess we blew it, huh, Gonzo?
* Gonzo: Yeah. But the sky sure is beautiful out here. Look at that.
* Fozzie: We're gonna miss the auditions tomorrow, right?
* Miss Piggy: Kermit?
* Gonzo: Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
* Ash: So much for Hollywood.
* Pikachu: (sadly) Pika.
* Kermit: Listen, gang. I never promised we'd make it. I never promised anything.
* Zordon: No. I will not accept that, Rebels. Remember, we came this far to fulfill our dreams and I will not give up now. Because if we do, Hopper will win.
* Ash Ketchum: (realizes something) I agree. Don't give up until it's over.

(Rowlf plays the harmonica while Fozzie joins in on guitar)

Gonzo: (sings)  This looks familiar

Vaguely familiar

Almost unreal, yet

It's too soon to feel yet

Close to my soul

And yet so far away

I'm going to go

back there someday

Sun rises, night falls

Sometimes the sky calls

Is that a song there

And do I belong there

I've never been there

But I know the way

I'm going to go back there

Someday

Come and go with me

It's more fun to share

We'll both be completely

At home in midair

We're flyin', not walking

On featherless wings

We can hold on to young

Like invisible string

There's not a word yet

For old friends who've just met

Part heaven, part space

Or have I found my place

You can just visit

But I plan to stay

I'm going to go back there

Someday

I'm going to go back there

Someday

(while Gonzo sings Kermit leaves the gang)

* Kermit: I didn't promise anybody anything. What do I know about Hollywood anyway? Just the dreams I got from sitting through too many double features.
* Kermit’s conscience: So why did you leave the swamp in the first place?
* Kermit: 'Cause some agent fella said I had talent. He probably says that to everybody.
* Kermit’s conscience: On the other hand, if you hadn't left the swamp... you'd be feeling pretty miserable anyhow.
* Kermit: Yeah, but then it would just be me feelin' miserable.Now I got a lady pig and a bear and a chicken... a dog, three Pokémon trainers, Angel Grove’s greatest taskforce, a team from another dimension, 8 chosen kids and their Digimon, a thing whatever Gonzo is. He's a little like a turkey.
* Kermit’s conscience: Yeah, A little like a turkey. But not much.
* Kermit: No, I guess not. Anyhow, I brought 'em all out here into the middle of nowhere. It's all my fault.
* Kermit’s conscience: Still... whether you promised them something or not... you gotta remember they wanted to come.
* Kermit: But that's because they believed in me.
* Kermit’s conscience: No, they believed in the dream.
* Kermit: Well, so do I, but--
* Kermit’s conscience: You do?
* Kermit: Yeah. Of course I do.
* Kermit’s conscience: Well, then?
* Kermit: Well, then... I guess I was wrong when I said I never promised anyone. I promised me.
* Ash Ketchum: Hey, Kermit.
* Pikachu: Pika, Pika.
* Kermit: Hey, Ash. Sorry about earlier. Guess I was just feeling a little down about our dreams.
* Ash Ketchum: After hearing about our dreams, I started thinking about my Dad.
* Kermit: Your Dad? How?
* Ash Ketchum: When I was little, I told some other kids about my goal and they laughed at me. But my Dad told me something I never forgot: "The Map to your Goal is inside yourself. If you give up, your dreams never gonna come true." Now being on my journey with my friends from Kanto to Galar, and going on adventures with Pikachu, Misty, and Brock to other worlds, I'm starting to get what he meant.
* Kermit: Well, then... I guess you were right about what you said. Don't give up until it's over.

(Music is heard, Kermit recognizes it)
* Kermit: Hey, now, wait a minute.

(The Electric Mayhem is seen with Rowlf and Fozzie playing) 

* Ash: Hey, what's happening?
* Floyd: At the moment, we're what's happening.
* Dr. Teeth: Oh, great! Wonderful! Yeah! Zoot! Hey, Zoot! Hold it, hold it. Animal, cool it back there. Yeah. All right, yeah.
* Kermit: Hey, it's wonderful to see you,
* Elsa: But how did you find us?
* Dr. Teeth: Oh, easy. We just read the screenplay you left us. <nowiki>''</nowiki>Exterior desert, night.<nowiki>''</nowiki> We knew right where you were.
* Janice: Like, can you get behind it?
* Floyd: Hey, when you dudes have to be at that audition?
* Mewtwo: 2''':'''00 tomorrow afternoon.
* Dr. Teeth: Well, climb aboard the bus. We'll have breakfast at Hollywood and Vine.

(the next day, everyone is on the bus)

* Everyone: Movin' right along
* Floyd: Oh, yeah.
* Dr. Teeth: Here we go.
* Everyone: Movin' right along
* Miss Piggy: Kermie, whisper sweet nothings into my ear.
* Kermit: Motorcycle cop.
* Miss Piggy: '’Motorcycle cop<nowiki>''</nowiki> is a sweet nothing?
* Kermit: A motorcycle cop is chasing us.
* Ash: Dr. Teeth, you better pull over.
* Dr. Teeth: Hey, easier done than said.
* Janice: Drag city.
* Kermit; What do we do now?
* Miss Piggy: Oh, dear.
* Dr. Teeth: Hey, hey. The man with the badge. The police. The cops, the fuzz, the P-I--
* Miss Piggy: Don't you dare.
* Dr. Teeth: I wouldn't think of it.
* Kermit: Did we do something wrong, Officer?
* Bowser: (removes visor) Not quite.
* Miss Piggy: Kermie, it's them!
* Kermit: Okay, gang. Let him explain.
* Max: This whole disguise is only so we could warn you.
* Everyone: Yeah. Sure, sure.
* Bowser: QUIET! Now listen. We never thought Doc would hurt Kermit. We thought he was gonna lean on him. 
* Max: But now he's got this frog killer in from the coast...and the man is deadly! 
* Bowser: And the Psychos overheard that Hopper has kidnapped Ash’s mother and said that if the kid doesn’t give up his dream and become his heir, he's gonna kill him and force Ash’s mother to marry him and adopt an heir.
* Everyone: Oh, no. Kermit, what are we gonna do?
* Floyd: It's time to beat feet, green stuff.
* Dr. Teeth: I love it. Chase music is one of our best riffs.
* Good Fairy: Ash, this is your adventure. What should we do?
* Ash: Dr. Teeth, what's up ahead?
* Dr. Teeth: It's only an old ghost town.
* Ash: Fine. Listen, you go tell Doc Hopper we’ll be waiting for him there.
* Bowser: Say what!?
* Max: What?
* Fozzie: Ash, you'll get killed!
* Kermit: Listen, guys. Listen. Ash is right. We can't spend our whole lives running away from a bully. It's time for a showdown.
(our heroes arrive at the Ghost Town)
* Animal: Showdown, Showdown.
(the Bus stops as Ash, Pikachu, and Kermit get off)

* Kermit: Hey, listen. We're gonna check things out. Everybody stay on the bus, okay?
* Joanna: (growls)
* Aisling: Hey, Kermit?
* Kermit: Yeah?
* Aisling: Can I take Joanna for a walk? She needs some exercise.
* Kermit: Yeah, sure.

(Ash, Pikachu, and Kermit approach an old tavern, a rain barrel surprises them)

* Ash: What is that?
* Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: That's one of my latest inventions: a musical rotating rain barrel.
* Kermit: Oh, yeah.
* Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: You see...I'm Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, and this is my assistant, Beaker.
* Beaker: (meeps)
* Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: We live here, perfecting useful inventions. Come in, come in.
* Beaker: (meeps)

(Ash, Pikachu, and Kermit enter)

* Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Welcome to our laboratory. Please don't touch anything.
* Ash: Is this the only street into town?
* Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Yes, yes.

(Aisling, Joanna, Floyd, and Animal enter)

* Aisling: Hey, what are you guys doin' in here?
* Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: I'm so glad you asked! We're perfecting our latest invention: insta-grow pills.
* Floyd: Well, what in the name of Fats Waller is that?
* Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: A four-foot prune!
* Floyd: A four-foot prune.
* Aisling: (as Joanna grabs the jar) Yeah. Well, what else do these pills make big?
* Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: They work on anything. But the effect is sadly, temporary.
* Beaker: Sadly temporary.