Editing Ash's Adventures of The Muppet Movie/Transcript (section)

== Picking up Miss Piggy/Stranded ==

* Fozzie Bear: How long is it to Hollywood?
* Mewtwo: We must get there by tomorrow.
* Mako: Say, Ash. You and Kermit are gonna get an agent like Miss Piggy?
* Elsa: Now, Mako. You know Kermit’s touchy about that.
* Ash: Hey, look.
* Rowlf: What’s that?
* Fozzie: Oh, no.
* Kermit: I don’t believe that. Piggy?
* Miss Piggy: Kermit!
* Kermit: That’s Piggy.
* Korra: We know.
* Aisling: Don’t ya think we should help her with that?

(everyone disapproves)

* Miss Piggy:  Oh, Kermie! What an unbelievable coincidence! (Gets in) Hello again. It's me! Would you hold my vanity case? (Throws bags) Well.
* Kermit: Well what?
* Miss Piggy: So much has happened to me since I saw you last.
* Misty: Frankly, Miss Piggy, we don't give a darn.
* Rowlf: My name is Rowlf the Dog, and I was playin' the piano in a-- Oh, never mind.
* Miss Piggy: Kermie.
* Kermit: Yeah.
* Miss Piggy: I missed you. Don't I get one kissy-kissy?
* Kermit: I don't think so, Miss Piggy.
* Miss Piggy: Oh, just one little hug?
* Doc Hopper: You've been listening to music to hug frogs by... and this is Doc Hopper sayin' that if Kermit the Frog... don't stop right now and call me... and agree to be my national spokesman, he will soon be a frogburger. And if the self-proclaimed World Champion Ash Ketchum don't stop right now and call me... and agree to be my heir and give up on his stupid dream, he will soon be kicking the bucket!
* Mewtwo: Hopper!
* Alpha 5: Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi!
* Ninjor: Oh, that-that rapscallion!
* Miss Piggy: Kermie!
* Kermit: We'll be okay.
* Miss Piggy: Oh, mon capitaine.

(car starts stalling)

* Fozzie: Oh, boy. Yeah. What? No problem! It's okay, it's okay. No problem. Hey, all right! (Car breaks down) We're in trouble. I wish I still had my Studebaker.
* Kermit: There's probably somethin' broken about the engine.
* Gonzo: Hey, don't worry. Someone's bound to come along.
* Kermit: Yeah?