Editing Ash's Adventures of The Muppet Movie/Transcript (section)

== Intermission/America ==
(suddenly the camera goes wonky, everyone is confused)

* Mewtwo: What happened?
* Swedish Chef: [gibberish] Flip, flip, flip, flip.
* C-3PO: Sorry, Master Mewtwo. The Chef says the camera got wonky and needs to be repaired.
* Animal: Irritated! Irritated!
* Kermit: Don't worry, Animal. Your big scene is coming up.
* Floyd: Yeah, yeah. Just be cool and eat another seat cushion.
* Animal: Seat cushion! (bites seat)
* Stantler: Well, how do you like the film?
* Waldorf: I've seen detergents that leave a better film than this.

(both laugh)

* Aisling: Don't you two have to be critics somewhere else?
* Stantler: Not until 4.
* Waldorf: That's the same thing the sea star says.

(both laugh)

* Robin: I don't care what anybody else says. I'm having a great time.
* Kermit: Oh, good.
* Swedish Chef: The "flim" is okey-dokey.
* Mewtwo: Good. Roll film.
* Swedish Chef: "Flim" is "rooling."
* Fozzie: Quiet, quiet.
* Kermit: This is the patriotic part.
* Robin: Should we stand up?
* Kermit: No.

Fozzie: (singing while we see America's landscape toward Mount Rushmore)

Oh, beautiful

for spacious skies

For amber waves of grain

For purple mountains' majesties

Above the fruited plain

America, America

God shed His grace on thee

And crown thy good

with brotherhood

From sea to

Shining sea

(Speaking) Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear.

(meanwhile Hopper's goons fire at a cut-out of Kermit held by Max until)

* Doc Hopper: Hold it, boys. Hold it! Hold your fire!

(Hopper's men do so)

* Doc Hopper: Now, boys, no reflection on the job you been doin'...but I decided to bring in a specialist.

(someone comes out of the car)

* Doc Hopper: Now, boys, this is Snake Walker. Tell 'em what you do, Snake.
* Snake Walker: Kill frogs. (fires a perfect shot at the cutout)
* Doc Hopper: Now, boys, there's one more thing. To make sure the kid does what I say, I decided to bring in an offer.

(Team Rocket brings in a familiar woman all tied up)

* Doc Hopper: Now, boys, this is Delia Ketchum. The kid's mother. If the kid refuses my offer to be my heir. I'm gonna force marry this lovely young lady and adopt an heir. And the kid...
* Snake Walker: (fires another perfect shot at the cutout)

(meanwhile unknown to Hopper, the Psycho Rangers are listening in)

* Psycho Pink: Did you hear that?
* Psycho Blue: I can't believe it!
* Psycho Red: That Hopper! I'll destroy him for this.
* Psycho Yellow: But Lord Bowser ordered us not to act without his command.
* Psycho Black: You obsession with Hopper could gets us all vaporized.
* Psycho Red: I'm tired of Hopper and his schemes.
* Psycho Black: It's not our choice.
* Psycho Red: I've had it! I'll bring Hopper's head to Bowser if it's the last thing I do!
* Psycho Blue: What are you saying?
* Psycho Pink: Kill Hopper?
* Psycho Black: You're out of control!
* Psycho Yellow: Listen to yourself!
* Psycho Red: Silence! Hopper has disobeyed Lord Bowser one too many times! If we wait for him, I may never get this opportunity again. Now it's my turn to call the shots.
* Bowser: (OS) No!
* Psycho Blue: Lord Bowser!
* Bowser: Stop him, yes.
* Mistress 9: But don't destroy him. We want him prisoner and out of business.
* Psycho Yellow: But that maybe more difficult with his men of killers.
* Psychos Red and Black: Yes.
* Mistress 9: True, Psycho Yellow. But, we have the advantage.
* Bowser: Indeed. Now, you want to help Ash and Kermit get to Hollywood?
* Psycho Black: More than anything.
* Mistress 9: Then, listen closely.