Editing Ash's Adventures of The Muppet Movie/Transcript (section)

== Opening ==

(The film opens at the front gates of the World Wide Studios in Hollywood and a car drives in carrying Muppets Statler and Waldorf)

Statler: I'm Statler.

Waldorf: I'm Waldorf. We're here to heckle ''Ash's Adventures of The Muppet Movie''.

Gate guard: Gentlemen, that's straight ahead. Private screening room D.

Statler: Private screening?

Waldorf: Yeah, they're afraid to show it in public.

(Both laugh as the car drives them off to the said location in the studio)

Statler: Ah, look at this place. What a dump.

Waldorf: Bunch of weirdos around here. Look at 'em. 

(In private screening room D most of the Muppets and Ash's friends are waiting for Kermit the Frog and Ash Ketchum to appear)

Miss Piggy: Yes, I know you all want to sit with moi

Doglion: Hey, lady. Is this seat taken. (Literally takes the theater seat)

Miss Piggy: What? Hey, you! Hey, bring that back!


Lee Zealand: Do it! (Throws one of his boomerang fish) Yahhhh. (Kermit and Ash Ketchum walk in...) Oh, hey, Mr. the Frog and Mr. Ketchum, is it okay for me and my boomerang fish to be in your movie? (The boomerang fish comes back to Lew). Hey.

Kermit: I told you Lew, not in the movie or at the screening.

Lew Zealand: Hey, but watch. (throws another one) Whoa!

 

Kermit: Hi, everybody, and welcome to the first screening of ''Ash's Adventures of The Muppet Movie''.