Ash's Adventures of Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins/Transcript
This is the transcript to Ash's Adventures of Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins.
Opening[edit | edit source]
(In Andy's room)
Sarge: (on radio) V.H.S., this is beta! We've got the package. We're coming home!
Rex: Hey, everybody, it's here! It's here!
Woody: It's here? Well, it's about time.
Sarge: Hut! Hut! Hut!
(We see Sarge and 3 of his Green Army men coming with a VHS case of Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins)
Sarge: Hut! Hut! Hut! Hut!
Little Green Aliens: Ooh.
(Rex screams and bumped them away)
Rex: It's the new action-packed Buzz Lightyear movie!
Sarge: Hut, two, three, four! (he and his men drop the VHS case) Alright, move it out!
Rex: Somebody put in the tape! Put it in! My tiny arms, can't reach!
Woody: Okay, okay, hold your horses, Rex. (tries to open the case)
Rex: Put in in!
Woody: Gosh. It's stuck.
Rex: Aah!
(Woody opened the case)
Woody: Just kidding.
Rex: Oh.
Buzz Lightyear: Let me take a look at that. (whistles impressed) A Buzz Lightyear movie.
Woody: Ha! What do you know? You don't look so fat when they draw that way.
(Jessie giggled as Buzz looked embarrassed)
Buzz Lightyear: (chuckles sarcastic) Let's watch it.
Rex: Yes, please, quick, quick!
Woody: Buzz, we're not gonna watch the whole thing. We just wanna see all the commercials at the beginning.
Rex: What?!
Buzz Lightyear: He's kidding, Rex.
Wheezy: Excuse me, Mr. Lightyear. You ought to sign that tape there. It might be worth something someday.
Rex: He can sign it later! Put it in! Put it in!
Woody: Darn thing's jammed.
Rex: Jammed?! Oh, I can't stand the suspense I can't, I just.... I... Oh!
(He fainted down)
Hamm: Oh boy!
Buzz Lightyear: Rex!
Woody: Gee, maybe we went too far.
(Then Rex got up)
Rex: Ha, ha! Just kidding!
Hamm: Ha, Ha, good one, Rex. Very good. (turns on the TV)
(in the TV screen the opening titles Ash's Adventures of Buzz Lightyear of Star Command: The Adventure Begins appears)
Ash and his friends meet Buzz Lightyear and Warp Darkmatter/Rescue Mission[edit | edit source]
Buzz Lightyear: (narrating) This is the universe. I work here. (Buzz's ID with his personal info appears here) Name's Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear. I'm a space ranger. (we see the profile of Buzz's partner Warp Darkmatter) My partner Warp Darkmatter and I work out of Star Command's Universe Protection Unit. At oh-eight-hundred [0800] hours, the report came in.
Female Computer Voice: Missing: Three Little Green Men. Last seen: Star Command Science Bay. Alpha mission objective: Locate LGMs A.S.A.P.
(To a purple planet)
Buzz Lightyear: (narrating) We'll find and rescue these Little Green Men... Even if we must go to infinity... and beyond.
(The scene changes to some rocky mountains of the purple planet, till it changed to a cliffside to show a Star Command Space Cruiser as the camera zooms in.)
Buzz Lightyear: (to wrist communicator) Buzz Lightyear mission log, we've searched this gaseous planetoid from top to bottom. No sign of the missing personnel.
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Warp Darkmatter: I'll drive.
(We see our heroes driving around the moon rather rapidly, but as they drove over cliff, three LGMs appeared out from underneath the carpet behind them and screamed which startled them all and they made a quick stop, and then took notice)
Woody Woodpecker: Huh?
Princess Eilonwy: Where did you three come from?
Warp Darkmatter: Well, mission accomplished. Three LGMs disappeared. We just found three LGMs.
(However Buzz wasn't sure)
Buzz Lightyear: Well, I don't think these are the three missing Little Green Men.
Warp Darkmatter: Sure, not anymore.
Battling Crater Vipers[edit | edit source]
Buzz Lightyear: I'm afraid these three are stowaways. Ah, blast! This won't look good in my report.
Chomper: (noticed the three LGMs gone) Uh, guys?
Cera: What?
Chomper: Where did those stowaway LGMs go?
(The rest of our heroes noticed and looked around till...)
Pikachu: (notices) Pika!
Ash Ketchum: Huh? (notices and gasps) Hey where you going?!
Buzz Lightyear: (notices) Hey!
Three LGMs: Must save the lost ones!
Warp Darkmatter: Whoa, whoa, whoa. We'll find your amigos boys. Just not here.
LGM #1: Here!
(They walked passed him)
Cera: Seriously?
Buzz Lightyear: How can you be so sure?
Three LGMs: Mindlink.
Warp Darkmatter: Oh, come on!
Taran: Uh, beg your pardon Buzz but, what's this mindlink they're talking about?
Buzz Lightyear: It's a thing that all LGM's have to tell where they are or for them to share they're thoughts and ideas.
Woody Woodpecker: Really that's weird, cool but weird.
Three LGMs: (sensing) Evil!
Ducky: Evil?
Ash Ketchum: (to the LGMs) What're you talking about?
Buzz Lightyear: I think I know what.
Warp Darkmatter: Now you're just trying to freak us out.
Buzz Lightyear: No, it's my worst fear come true.
Warp Darkmatter: Here we go.
Buzz Lightyear: This diabolical plot can only be the work of the sworn enemy of the Galactic Alliance. Evil Emperor Zurg!
Ash and his friends: (gasps) Zurg?!
Buzz Lightyear: You guys heard of him?
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(However, Warp isn't convinced)
Warp Darkmatter: What plot?! You think Zurg is behind every kitten stuck up a tree!
Buzz Lightyear: The fiend! Why can't he leave kitty cats out of his nefarious schemes?
Warp Darkmatter: All I know is, we've searched half of the Zeta Quadrant to find the missing LGMs and what do we find?! A lot of nothing!
(But then something was appearing behind Warp as Buzz, Ash, and his friends looked with shock)
Gurgi: Yikes!
Fflewddur Fflam: (pointing) Uh, Warp...
(Warp realizing)
Warp Darkmatter: There's something really bad behind me, isn't there?
Woody Woodpecker: Yep.
(A snake-like creature appeared behind him)
Ash Ketchum: Incoming!
All heroes: (screamed)
Buzz Lightyear: Crater Viper look out!
(He pushed Warp down as them and the heroes rolled down a hill and got confronted by more Crater Vipers)
Brock: Heads up guys! There's more of them!
Littlefoot: (gasps) They're everywhere!
(Buzz, and Warp readied their lasers, Ash and his friends get ready for battle)
Buzz Lightyear: Crater vipers never hunt in packs.
Warp Darmatter: Tell them that!
(Buzz and Warp shoot their lasers from their wrists at the crater vipers' mouths.)
Ash Ketchum: Alright, let's take these things down! I choose you, Cyndaquil!
(Cyndaquil, pops out.)
Cyndaquil: Cyndaquil!
Misty: Those big snakes don't scare me! Go Staryu... (then Psyduck lets itself out; startled in embarrassment) Uh...
Brock: Go Onix! (tosses his Pokeball)
(Onix popped out ready for battle)
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Ash Ketchum: Pikachu give that thing a Thunderbolt!
(Pikachu uses Thunderbolt and zapped one crater viper at its mouth. That same crater viper roars in pain and charges down. The camera then cuts to Warp shooting, a crater viper appears behind him and off-screen, Buzz shoots a laser beam at that crater viper's mouth.)
Warp Darkmatter: Thanks, partner.
(Buzz smiled as "You're welcome")
???: Don't let up! Here comes some more!
(They continued battling the Crater Vipers)
Buzz Lightyear: Looks like the moon's not so dead after all!
(The LGMs walk past Buzz, Warp, and the heroes as they battled the crater vipers.)
Warp Darkmatter: Give me a minute. It will be.
(A crater viper crashes behind the LGMs as they continue wandering off.)
Taran: (notices) Huh? (gasps) Hey where are you three going?!
Three LGMs (V.O.): The lost ones!
Buzz Lightyear: (Turns to the wandering LGMs) What are you doing? (Ducks under a swinging arm)
Little Green Man #1: This way.
(A crater viper crashes into a hole and turns the other way. In another shot, a crater viper surrounds Warp as he shoots. In another shot, two crater vipers miss the LGMs walking into a crater. In the next shot, a 3rd crater viper dives its head to the ground, only to miss the LGMs and crash into the ground.)
(In the next shot, a crater viper pops out of a crater behind Buzz)
Princess Eilonwy: (notices) Buzz, look out!
(The Crater Viper grabs him with its arms as it roars. One Crater Viper spots the stowaway LGMs walking but Buzz presses the red circle button on his spacesuit and activates his jetpack. As he flies, Buzz gets close to the ground and slides across it on his back, blocking the LGMs and shooting into the attacking crater viper's open mouth. We cut over to Warp, shooting two times at the army of crater vipers.)
Buzz Lightyear (V.O.): Warp, hit 'em from below!
Warp Darkmatter: Soft underbellies, eh? (activates his jetpack and flies up while a crater viper missed him. Warp then presses the Star Command symbol on his suit's chest to take out a device that then transformed into a bazooka) Let's see how ticklish.
(He opened fired at the number of crater vipers as they got hit, while retreating down under to their holes.)
Ducky: (notices and gasps) Look!
Woody Woodpecker: (notices with shock) Uh-oh.
Misty: Uh, Buzz? What is that?!
Buzz Lightyear (V.O.): I should've guessed! (A rock opens its mouth and one eye to reveal to be where the crater vipers came from) A crater viper slag monster mutant!
(The crater viper slag monster mutant roared threateningly with the vipers. As our he heroes looked shocked with gasps)
Cera: Whoa, big!
Buzz Lightyear: (noticed) The LGMs!
(The LGMs are shown walking up to the monster mutant as it growls.)
???: Hey come back here!
???: Don't go there, it's dangerous!
(The crater viper slag monster mutant saw them and began to grab them)
Three LGMs: Must save the lost ones! (Then they get scooped up by the heroes)
Warp Darkmatter: (to the LGM on his hands) Can't you just...
Buzz Lightyear: Warp, Gemni split, now!
(We see an incoming crater viper as it tries to get them but the heroes dodged its attack. Buzz jumps off another viper's nose and flies to a nearby cliff to where Warp is with the LGM he carried)
Warp: Have any reason you were looking to shake hands with a beast from 20,000 craters?
Three LGMs: (walk to the cliff and point down) The lost ones are there!
Gurgi: (shocked) Wait, what?!
Woody Woodpecker: (shocked) Down there?!
Cera: (gasps and gulps) In the giant monster mutant?!
Warp Darkmatter: Oh, well, then I'd say they're the dead ones now. (the monster mutants looks up to them) Let's get out of here.
(Buzz looks depressed, as if he would have to agree to give up, but then gets another idea.)
Buzz Lightyear: Ha! I'm going in! (Turns on his jetpack) Follow my lead! (Jumps off the edge of the cliff and flies down)
Warp Darkmatter: (Turns on his jetpack, jumps off the edge of the cliff, and flies next to Buzz) I hope you have a plan!
Buzz Lightyear (While flying): No more so than usual.
(Buzz presses the yellow square button on the left side of his spacesuit and two grappling cables fly out of the top of his jetpack's thrusts. He tangles the crater vipers with them, and Warp does the same)
Warp Darkmatter (While hovering): Now what?
Buzz Lightyear (While hovering): Full throttle! (Presses the blue square button on his spacesuit, and starts to fly at twice the speed of his jetpack) Hit it!
(Buzz and Warp fly up, and the monster watches them fly up as his fingers are getting raised up as well. The LGMs and ours heroes walk away from the edge in another shot, then in the next shot, the crater vipers are choking, but Buzz and Warp are struggling to fly further up. The monster mutant starts growling, and rocks begin to crumble underneath.)
Buzz Lightyear (While struggling to fly up): The lost ones aren't in it! (The monster mutant gets lifted off the ground a bit to reveal part of a hideout) They're under it! Not... enough... power! (Camera flies up revealing the top of a rocky mountain, with a flat edge) Alright, new plan! Above us!
(Buzz and Warp aim their wrists at the bottom of the flat edge and fire their lasers at it.)
LGM: (Starts to wobble) Whoa! (Another LGM grabs his arm and gets him back up)
Brock: Look out!
(The monster mutant sees the giant falling rock, and Buzz and Warp detach their cables and fly through an open hole of the rock, which acts as a tunnel for them to fly through. In the next shot, the monster gets crushed by the debris and Buzz and Warp fly towards the screen after flying out of a cloud.)
Warp Darkmatter (While hovering): That was your plan?
Buzz Lightyear (While hovering): Most of it. Where are the LGMs and the others?
Warp Darkmatter: (points down) Take a guess.
(They flew down to where the LGMs, Ash, and his friends are to discover what was hidden under the Crater Viper Slag Monster Mutant.)
Jack Skellington: Whoa!
Misty: Uh, Buzz, is that....
Three LGMs: Zurg.
Buzz Lightyear: I knew it!
(From below we get a view of the hidden Zurg Outpost that was hidden under the mutant)
Zurg and the villains' Introduction/Rescuing the missing LGMs[edit | edit source]
(Inside the secret Zurg hideout, known as the Zurg Subterranean Outpost, we find a lab where the missing LGMs are seen inside a water filled glass tank. We also find Team Rocket, Ozzy and Strut working alongside alien henchmen members of the Zurg Empire known as Brain Pods.)
???: (groaned in frustration) Those three just won't spill it will they?!
???: Well, maybe a little more shocks will make 'em talk. Activate the tank, brain boys.
(One of the Brain Pods turned the wheel to activate the tank causing the three LGMs to be shocked)
Three LGMs: Ow! Ow! Ow!
???: C'mon, you little green twerps! Tell us now!
(The LGMs refused to speak)
???: (sighed) It's no use. They just won't break.
???: Oh, how are we going to tell the Boss and the others about this?
(But then the door opened as the Brain Pods, Team Rocket, Ozzy, and Strut, gasped scared expecting it was their boss but instead it was another Brain Pod)
Team Rocket, Ozzy, Strut, and the Brain Pod: (sighed relieved)
Brain Pod: Anything?
Team Rocket, Ozzy, Strut, and Brain Pod #2: No.
Brain Pod: Oh! They're not gonna like this.
Ozzy: You think?
(But then the door opened again)
Team Rocket, Ozzy, Strut and the Brain Pod #1: (gasps scared)
(They expected it was Zurg but instead it was an alien bug called a Grub)
Grub: Anything?
Team Rocket, Ozzy, Strut, and the Brain Pods: No.
Grub: Oh! They're not going to like this.
(The Grub leaves out the door. Team Rocket and Brain Pod #1 groaned but then the door opened again as they gasped scared but it was just the Grub again.)
Grub: What should I tell them?
James: Oh, uh, "What to tell them?" Uh... well...
???: Uh... tell them that... uh... What should he tell them?
Brain Pod #2: We have proven that the Little Green Men think and feel as one. We... Ha, Ha... just don't know how.
???: Uh, y-yes! Tell them that!
Grub: Oh! They're not gonna like this at all.
(The Grub leaves out the door)
Team Rocket, Ozzy, Strut, and Brain Pod #1: (sighed)
(Then the door opened again)
Team Rocket, Ozzy, and Strut: Huh?
Brain Pod #1: Oh! Now what?
(But to their shock it wasn't just the Grub as he's held up by someone's claw-like hands)
Grub: (choking) They, uh, they didn't like it.
(The hand lets him go and he fell down. It was the Evil Emperor Zurg, the Grub and the Brain Pods, master and leader of the Zurg Empire, accompanied by Rinkus, Sierra, Pete, Horned King, Creeper, Oogie Boogie, and Professor Screweyes)
Team Rocket, Ozzy, and Strut: (gasped scared)
Meowth: Uh, hi guys.
Brain Pod #1: (stammering) Evil Emperor Zurg! Hi. How are you and your friends? The torture tank is good to go here as you can see, and I....
Pete: Shut up!
(Pete hits him away to a computer)
Brain Pod #1: My bad.
???: (grunts mad) You imbeciles! We gave you one job, and you're telling us you can't make a bunch of puny three-eyed brats, speak!
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(Zurg and the Horned King sharpened their claws out and scratched the tank causing it to shatter and break as the water spills over three of the Brain Pods to the computers)
Three LGMs: Ooh! (then Zurg's grabs them by the wires on their heads) Ah, oh!
(Zurg held them up as he charged up an electrical ball from his right hand and shocked them)
Three LGMs: (paining) Ow!
Zurg and the villains: (laughed evilly)
Rinkus: Speak up, green boys!
Three LGMs: We... are one.
(Zurg shocked them again)
Three LGMs: (paining) Ow!
Creeper: Speak up!
Oogie Boogie: What's the secret to your mindlink?!
LGM #1: We will never talk.
LGM #3: Do your worst.
Evil Emperor Zurg: Our plan exactly.
(Zurg shocks them again, as he and the villains laughed evilly. Then, outside we find Buzz trying to use his laser to burn through the door but not use)
Buzz Lightyear: Blast! Laser-resisting diatonic alloy.
Warp Darkmatter: Let me try.
Cera: What are you going to do?
Warp Darkmatter: Just watch.
(He gets behind the door and knocked. A Grub opened the door)
Grub: Yes?
(Warp slammed the door shut sending the Grub crashing somewhere inside and he can be heard groaning. Warp opened the unlocked door)
???: Whoa, nice move there.
Warp Darkmatter: Thanks. After you.
(Buzz, Ash, Littlefoot, and their friends entered inside until...)
LGM #1: 'Scuse us.
LGM #2: Coming through.
(They noticed the stowaway LGMs were following them)
???: Hey, hold it right there you three.
???: You can't come with us.
Buzz Lightyear: ???'s right. Get back in the ship and wait.
Three LGMs: No!
Buzz Lightyear: Now, I know this is personal for you. But my friends and I must insist.
Three LGMs: No!
Buzz Lightyear: Okay, we're getting into a chain of command area here, so really...
Three LGMs: We feel the pain! Ooh!
Buzz Lightyear: Oh, oh, oh, right. It's their mind link thing.
Warp Darkmatter: How do you do that anyway?
Three LGMs: (pant) The Uni-Mind.
Warp, Ash, and his friends: Uni-Mind?
???: What's that?
Buzz Lightyear: The Mystical Orb that links all of LGM kind. It's on their homeward. Of course, that's need to know, classified.
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Warp Darkmatter: I'm your partner. I need to know.
Buzz Lightyear: Now you do.
Warp Darkmatter: Anything else I should know?
Buzz Lightyear: No, I'd say you're up to speed.
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(At the lab)
???: (grunts mad) We're (in Shan Yu's voice) tired of your arrogance you little runts!
Evil Emperor Zurg: Indeed! Tell us of your mind link! Tell us your secret!
Three LGMs: Never!
???: Oh, so that's how it's going to be, eh?
Evil Emperor Zurg: Oh. Well, we'll just have to pick your brains.
???: Yes, I say it's time for a bit of some... surgery. (giggled evilly)
???: You thinking what I'm thinking Zurg?
Evil Emperor Zurg: Oh I sure do! (chuckles evilly) Where's my Cranial Dissect-A-Bot?!
???: Coming right up!
(He pushes the button to summon Zurg's Cranial dissect-a-bot. Zurg and the villains laughed evilly)
???: You little green boys are in for it now!
(They continued to laugh evilly but then a laser was heard and the Cranial Dissect-A-Bot exploded as the villains screamed upon impact from the explosion behind them, along with the three LGMs.)
???: Huh?!
???: What the....?!
???: Who destroyed the robot?!
Ash and his friends (V.O.): We did!
Three LGMs: Ooh!
(Ash, Littlefoot, and their friends came in ready for action)
Team Rocket: (gasps) The twerps!
???: (grunts) Along with Littlefoot and friends!
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(Buzz jumped in and readied his laser)
Evil Emperor Zurg: Ah, Lightyear.
Buzz Lightyear: Evil Emperor Zurg, by the authority of the Galactic Alliance, you and your friends are hereby charged with attempted dissection of Star Command personnel!
Evil Emperor Zurg: I shall destroy your Galactic Alliance. (pushes the Z on his chest) But first we shall destroy you all!
(Holes on the room began to open)
Evil Emperor Zurg: Well, not personally.
(Robotic soldiers called Hornets came in)
Evil Emperor Zurg: Hornets! Destroy Buzz Lightyear and his friends!
(The Hornets stand up as they transform and have their arms morph into machine guns as Buzz, Ash, and their friends found themselves surrounded)
???: Whoa, that's a lot of robots.
(Then a platform comes down from the ceiling landing close to Zurg and the villains)
???: Here's our ride out.
???: Time to go!
???: Hornets, deal with these pests!
(The Hornets all fired their machine gun arms)
???: Look out!
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(Buzz fires his laser to a few Hornets, while Zurg and the villains got on the platform)
???: (laughs evilly) Hate to eat and run, but we've got to go.
???: Bye-bye, losers!
Evil Emperor Zurg: Yes! Prepare to die, Buzz Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear: Not today Zurg! (fires his laser)
(Zurg and the villains escaped from their platform to the ceiling.)
???: They're getting away!
???: Never mind them! We gotta rescue those LGMs!
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(Buzz fired his laser to freed the three captive LGMs from their restraint chairs. He then jumped and dodged the Hornets' gun fire and destroyed a few, while getting in front of the LGMs and activates his jet pack wings.)
Buzz Lightyear: Hop on!
(The LGMs hop on to the wings as Buzz flies up with them. As they flew past a few Hornets while Buzz destroyed a couple, one of the LGMs, fell off. Buzz quickly flew down and catches him in his arms while avoiding 4 firing Hornets till they were destroyed as the platform Zurg and the villains escaped from landed on them, via the efforts of Warp.)
Warp Darkmatter: Back up?
???: Wow, nice going there, Warp!
Warp's "Death"/I work alone[edit | edit source]
Buzz Lightyear: Always a dramatic entrance, Warp. Let's go after Zurg and the others!
Evil Emperor Zurg (V.O.): Not today Lightyear!
Buzz Lightyear: Always a dramatic entrance, Warp! Let's go after Zurg!
(Then Zurg appeared from the computer screens)
Evil Emperor Zurg: Not today, Lightyear! For I started the self destruct sequence on my way out with my new friends. It is a Moon of Doom now! (laughs evilly)
P. A. radio (V.O.): Self destruct in sixty seconds.
Buzz Lightyear: Sixty seconds?
Warp Darkmatter: All the time in the world.
???: (notices and gasps) Duck!
(They all ducked down as more gun fire nearly hit them, and they spot more Hornets.)
???: More Hornets!
Three LGMs: Uh-oh!
(Buzz and Warp fired their lasers to the Hornets and destroyed two of them.)
Buzz Lightyear: (to the LGMs, and the others) Get to the ship! Blast off!
???: What?!
Ash, Littlefoot, the LGMs, and the others: But Buzz...
Buzz Lightyear: (firing his laser with Warp) That's an order! We'll meet you in orbit!
???: (groaned concerned but understood) You heard 'em, guys! To the ship!
???: Let's go!
(Ash, Littlefoot, their friends, and the LGMs head to exit door with the stoaway LGMs and run out)
P. A. radio (V.O.): Self destruct in forty five seconds.
Evil Emperor Zurg: Farewell, Lightyear! This time you shall not escape! (laughs evilly)
(The screen got destroyed by Buzz's laser)
Buzz Lightyear: Just watch me, Zurg!
(He and Warp continued blasting down the Hornets. Then both fired their lasers to two of the Hornets but they ended up crashing to a generator which then exploded. Buzz looked around till the roof blew up and he fell down. Buzz gets up but noticed a support about to crash down on him and he quickly jumps out of the way. Two last remaining Hornets fired at him but Buzz took them out)
Buzz Lightyear: Come on, Warp! (activates his wingspan) It's time to blow this rock!
(He runs up but then heard Warp groaning. He looked down to find Warp stuck under heavy debris. Buzz gets down he tries to get the debris off to allow Warp to crawl out but no use.)
PA Radio (V.O.): Self-destruct in ten seconds.
Warp Darkmatter: Get out of here!
Buzz Lightyear: No!
(He tries to pull him out)
Warp Darkmatter: GO!!!
Buzz Lightyear: We're partners!
Warp Darkmatter: I said, "GO"!!!
(He pushes Buzz's red button causing him to blast off)
Buzz Lightyear: (shouting) WAAAAAAARRRPPP!!!
(He sent flying up but managed to stop and tried to fly back down for Warp as the Zurg outpost continues to explode until...)
PA radio: One.
(The outpost exploded big as Buzz covers his eyes as the base got completely obliterated taking Warp with it. Then the scene changed to the main base of operations of Star Command, the Star Command station)
Buzz Lightyear: Space Ranger Warp Darkmatter sacrificed himself for the success of his mission. For the safety of his fellows.
(Ash and his friends, and the LGMs were present looking sad)
Buzz Lightyear: I miss him very much.
(They all lay their heads down sad for Warp's death)
Buzz Lightyear: (narrating) Buzz Lightyear personal log. In his and his new friends crazed attempt to destroy me. Zurg has robbed the universe of a good man. My partner. My friend. On this day I vow no ranger will ever again fall in harm's way because of me. I work alone.
Meet Mira Nova/No partners[edit | edit source]
(In the Training deck of Star Command we find a red hair, blue faced woman, and many other Space ranger trainees training in battle on the Training Deck)
Woman on PA (V.O.): Commander Nebula. Report to Training Deck.
(We then see the leader and founder of Star Command: Commander Nebula)
Commander Nebula: Yeah, yeah, way ahead of ya. (groaned; then noticed and spoke on radio) Cadet Flroim, watch your tail son!
(We see a red alien Space Ranger firing his laser till he heard what Commander Nebula said and turned around to discover one of the training robots behind him and out grabs his tail as he screamed in pain then got thrown to a wall. Then he got blasted by a laser gun which sent him out of the field. The lasers fired at another ranger as he tried to avoid them but got hit)
Commander Nebula: (speaking from radio) You people try that kind of hot-dogging in the field, and you're space dust!
(Then Buzz, Ash, and his friends came to training deck station)
Buzz Lightyear: (salutes) Commander Nebula.
Commander Nebula: (notices) Ah, Lightyear! Hey, who are the new folks with ya?
Buzz Lightyear: A few folks from a planet far from our galaxy, the planet known as Earth.
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Commander Nebula: Well, it's nice to meet you folks. I've got something I want you all to see. (on the microphone) Alright! We're cranking it up to level nine people!
(The alarm sound alerts the Space Ranger trainees)
Red Haired Space Ranger: Bring it on.
(The goo guns lined up, as the red haired space ranger and another female ranger noticed)
Red Haired Space Ranger: Huh?!
(More robots appeared, and ramps popped out from the wall, alerting three shocked space rangers)
Buzz Lightyear: Level 9? Commander, they're only rookies. Come on, I train on level 9.
Commander Nebula: I know.
(The bubble like balls came rolling down the ramps. One of the trainees activates his jet pack a flew up to avoid it, along with another. However, by surprise them and two others got caught a by red net. Then a trap floor opened up under the red haired, blue faced, female Space Ranger, and three others as they fell in however the red haired space ranger, managed to get out while avoiding the goo gun beams which hit the other three rangers. The goo guns continued firing. One trainee got caught by the bubble, then another. We see three of the rangers caught in bubbles being lifted up into some holes on the ceiling. Then three flying trainees crashed into a wall that came out from the floor. Then the red haired, female space ranger got caught by a Star Command robot via the leg.)
Red Haired Female Space Ranger: Hey!
(She blasted the robot and got free. She landed down on her feet and got ready for more only to find out she made it through.)
Red Haired Female Space Ranger: Hmm.
(Buzz nodded impressed)
???: Wow, did you see that?
???: Yeah, she's good!
Brock: (lovestruck) I wish I could be down there to train with her!
Misty: (groaned annoyed) Oh boy.
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Commander Nebula: (grabs his microphone) Level... 10.
(Buzz and the others looked shocked upon listening to that. Then something came up from behind the red haired ranger)
Red Haired Female Space Ranger: Huh?
(She turned to noticed a bigger and blue colored robot coming up from behind her.)
Red Haired Female Space Ranger: Oh... Oh... (then another) Oh-Oh! Okay. (another came up)
(She's about to fire, but looks behind her to see a robot head locking onto her. Then both robots' chests open, revealing rapid-fire machine guns. They shoot the ranger with piles of blue goo.)
???: Yikes!
???: Oh man!
???: Talk about taking hits.
Buzz Lightyear: Oh! Well, I guess we couldn't expect a rookie to...
Commander Nebula: (Cuts Buzz off) Uh! It ain't over.
(The pool of goo begins to glow and some of the residue in form of a body floats through the ceiling, what the robots didn't know was that it was the Ranger's space suit that floated up. And from behind one of them the red haired ranger, using her some kind of ghosting powers, rises from the floor, revealing herself in her blue and green jumpsuit. She runs and jumps into a robot from behind, then pops out from the front, ripping out its electric cord. Then she jumps and does a somersault and rips out another robot's electric cord from the front. Then she jumps off and flips again. The robot in the middle hammerfists the two malfunctioning robots, and its head explodes. The body falls over and we cut back to Buzz, Commander Nebula, and the others)
???: Whoa, cool!
???: Nice!
???: Like her style!
Buzz Lightyear: (amazed) How did she do that?
(Mira rises up from inside the robot and dusts off her bare hands.)
Commander Nebula: (offscreen) She's from the planet Tangea.
Buzz Lightyear: Of course, Tangean ghosting powers. Excellent.
Commander Nebula: Yeah. Let's see one of Zurg's robots fly through a wall.
Mira Nova: (Rises up from behind them all and salutes) Ranger Mira Nova reporting for duty, sirs.
Buzz Lightyear: Mira Nova? (Remembers something)
???: Wait, you know her name, Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear: Well yes. Strange coincidence. Isn't that also the name of the heir to the Tangean throne? I met her once.
Mira Nova: You saved my planet once.
Commander Nebula: Buzz, meet your new partner!
Buzz Lightyear: Partner!?
Mira Nova: Sir, what you did for my people, (Sticks her hand out to Buzz) it inspired me to join.
Buzz Lightyear: No.
Mira Nova: No?
Commander Nebula: "No" what?
Buzz Lightyear: No partner. Too risky.
Commander Nebula: Ah, Buzz. Look, son, I know you're still torn up about Warp, but next time you're out there...
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Meet Booster/Zurg Tower/Agent Z's introduction[edit | edit source]
Woman on P.A.: All personnel, clear the Launch Bay. Star Cruiser 36, prepare for launch.
[Following the announcement, the roof opens and the bottom of the rocket ship, known as a Star Cruiser, ignites and the Cruiser takes off. The scene then changes to find a giant red toad-like creature peeking his head out from behind a wall. He is a Jo-Adian named Booster Munchapper from the planet Jo-Ad, and he works as Star Command's janitor. He also dreams about becoming a Space Ranger like his idol, Buzz. He notices six Little Green Men who are not looking and he walks out from behind with an electric polisher.]
Woman on P.A.: Crystallic fusion modules needed on Pad 14.
[The LGMs turn around and notice Booster.]
Booster Munchapper: [nervously] Uh...
[He nervously hums as he polishes the floors, hoping they don't catch him snooping around.]
All LGMs: Hello.
Booster: [smiles nervously] I'm just cleaning the floor and stuff.
All LGMs: Clean is good.
Woman on P.A.: Rocket away. All personnel may return to the Launch Bay.
[The doors open and the LGMs return to the Launch Bay after Star Cruiser 36's launch. Booster giggles nervously, then sees the LGMs walking to the Launch Bay. He then walks into the Bay himself to take a peek inside and sees a Star Cruiser, much to his amazement.]
Booster: [amazed] Wow! An Andromeda Class Star Cruiser!
Woman on P.A.: Ambassador escort patrol is scheduled at 0900.
[As he takes a look at the Star Cruiser during his awe and amazement, Booster releases his polisher as he enters the room, which slides away and hits one of the 6 LGMs off-screen, making us hear a crash and him yelping in surprise.]
Booster: [impressed] This is just too cool!
[Suddenly, he gets caught by the Star Command corporal.]
Corporal: [angrily, to Booster] You there! The Launch Bay is for Authorized Personnel only!
Booster: [stammering nervously] I was just, um, uh, I... [He takes out a mop a cleans the floors.] Oh, man.
Corporal: Just like I figured. Guess what, pal. You're through!
[He suddenly gets startled by Buzz as he talks from behind, then turns around to face him and comes to his senses.]
Buzz: He's not through 'till I say so.
Corporal: [salutes Buzz] Captain Lightyear!
Booster: [gasps in amazement] Buzz!
[Buzz slides his left pointer finger across the floor and observes the space dust.]
Buzz: Ugh, space dust. This place is filthy. And it goes right to the sub-atonic level. That's why this young man is in here with his molecular mop. [to Booster] Carry on, custodian.
Booster: [salutes with a smile] Oh, yes, sir!
[He drops the smile and reverts to his guilty state as he continues to mop the floor.]
Corporal: [salutes] My mistake, sir.
Buzz: As you were, Corporal. Dismissed. [The corporal leaves, allowing the captain to have a pep talk with his number one fan. sighs] Come on, Booster. This is the third time this week. You know you're really not authorized to be in here, son.
Booster: Oh, I know. But, I like to look at the Star Cruisers. I just wanna be a Space Ranger so bad, Buzz.
Buzz: Now, don't you worry. You'll pass the Entrance Exam, Booster. You've just got to study the-
Booster: Space Ranger Mission Manuel? Oh, I am, sir! I memorize one page every night! [He shows Buzz his copy of the Space Ranger Mission Manuel Entrance Exam book, then picks up the other end of his mop and speaks boldly.] I'm up to Section 5, Subsection Beta: "Light speed limits. More than just a good idea, it's the law."
Buzz: [proudly] Outstanding!
Booster: [proudly] Oh, thanks, Buzz.
[Buzz's wrist communicator beeps and he answers it, being contacted by an LGM in the Science Bay.]
LGM: [off-screen, from Buzz's wrist communicator] Buzz Lightyear to Science Bay.
Buzz: On my way. [He close his communicator.] Gotta run, Booster!
[He starts to leave the Launch Bay.]
Booster: [gasps] Yes, sir!
[He holds his breath. Buzz re-appears after a few seconds.]
Buzz: Uh, Booster?
Booster: [still holding his breath] Yes, sir?
Buzz: At ease. Dismissed.
[He leaves and Booster exhales and releases his breath.]
Booster: [panting] Thanks, Buzz.
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(Then the scene changes to Zurg Tower on Planet Z. Zurg's comes in)
Evil Emperor Zurg: Good morning, friends and lackeys! Where's my new henchman?
Dil: Oh, he's almost ready your evilness.
Brain Pod: Yes, they are arming him now, sir.
Evil Emperor Zurg: Does he have a flamethrower? Remember last time. (We find a few Grubs preparing the new henchman) A Flamethrower would have really come in handy.
James: Oh, he's got a flamethrower for sure, sir.
Jessie: How's it looking bug brains?
Grubs: Tension feels about right.
(One Grub with a shield helmet finished with the mechanical arm)
Grub #2: Ah, how are his reflexes?
(The masked henchman activated his arm's claw to missile which blasted the Grub holding his arm away)
Grub #1: AAH!!! (hits a wall) Not bad.
Ichy: Whoa, nice shot there.
Masked henchman: Thanks.
Evil Emperor Zurg: A delighted blend of man and machine, with just a naughty touch of lingonberry.
Jessie: Uh, sir? What'll be the name of our new agent?
Evil Emperor Zurg: I shall call him... Agent Z!
Agent Z: That's stupid.
Evil Emperor Zurg: (mad) My mother used to call me that!
Ozzy: Uh, you know he really likes that name.
Grub: Yes, he's been saving it for a very evil henchman.
Meowth: (whispers to Agent Z) Also, he'll kill anyone who disagrees with the name!
Agent Z: Agent Z. Love it, especially the whole "Z" thing.
Evil Emperor Zurg: And you know what? We'll save a fortune on monogramming.
(Creeper come in)
Creeper: Hey guys, the spy drone we've sent has reached the LGM Homeworld.
Professor Screweyes: (grins evilly) Good.
Evil Emperor Zurg: Yes! That's Jim-crackin'-dandy. Come, my friends.
(At the LGM Homeworld)
Evil Emperor Zurg (V.O.): Let us see if my spy drone can find this so-called Uni-Mind. (laughing evilly)
LGM Homeworld/Uni-Mind reveal[edit | edit source]
(In the LGM Homeworld we find many of Little Green Men wondering about, but from a tree we spot Zurg's Spy drone looking around till a horn tone was heard blowing)
All LGMs: Ah!
(We spot a long horn being blown by one LGM)
(Then secret entrances came up from different parts of the city as the LGMs all start going in)
(The spy drone floated down behind the number of LGMs then shapeshifted into a LGM head and inflated an LGM body to make its way in below)
(Below the spy drone arrived to a secret gathering of the LGMs and then it moved its camera up to a hole in the roof)
All LGMs: Ooh!
(A claw came down)
Little Green Man: The Uni-Mind!
(The claw opened up to something underneath a huge hole on the floor)
(The disguised spy drone was in the crowd of the other LGMs looking around until a huge orb known as the Uni-Mind came up)
All LGMs: Aah!
Little Green Man: We are one.
(He gave a touch to the Uni-Mind and it glowed bright green)
All LGMs: We are one.
(Rings appear around the Uni-Mind)
All LGMs: Ohh!
(At Zurg Tower the villains were watching from the screen)
Jessie: Ooh, so that's their mysterious Uni-Mind.
James: The secret of the Little Green Men's mindlink.
Pete: It looks so powerful.
The Horned King: Yes, and quite useful for our plan in taking over the whole galaxy!
Evil Emperor Zurg: Yes! We must have this mystical orb. This Uni-Mind! Launch an immediate assault on the planet of the Little Green Men!
Team Rocket: Sir!
Creeper: We'll prepare the troops immediately your Emperor-ness!
Meowth: Uh, beg your pardon. But won't Star Command come and stop us?
The Horned King: Oh, probably. But that's why we're having Agent Z here, come with you, Ozzy, Strut, Rinkus, Sierra, Pete, Oogie Boogie, and Team Rocket.
Agent Z: Excellent. A chance to use this.
(He activates his flamethrower)
Evil Emperor Zurg: Ooh! The flamethrower.
Meet XR/LGM Homeworld under attack[edit | edit source]
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Buzz Lightyear(Off-screen): What's up, fellas?
LGM: We heard about your fight with Commander Nebula.
Buzz Lightyear: Now, it wasn't a fight. It was just a professional disagreement. And in time, he'll admit that I'm better off alone.
LGM on the front left: We have solved your partner problem!
Buzz: [frustrated] Not you guys, too. Look, I can't have a "partner problem" because I don't have a partner!
LGM on the front left: [in disappointment, hanging his head in sadness as well as the other LGMs] But XR is perfect for you.
Buzz: XR? Who's XR?
All 6 LGMs: [whispering] Yes!
[The lights in the Science Bay dim down and the scene changes to two other Little Green Men standing in front of the garage door under a spotlight.] LGM on the right: Not "who". "What". Witness the future of space justice!
LGM on the left: XR!
LGM on the right: The Experimental Ranger!
[They walk off the stage and the door opens, emitting smoke in the process. First, we see XR's Star Command symbol on his chest, which shines. Then, we see his green eyes lighting up in yellow lights. Finally, we see his wheels for feet, then we see his complete appearance.]
XR: [his first words in the series, monotone] XR, reporting for duty.
[He rolls forward out of the garage as the door closes and the lights come back on again. Buzz doesn't seem to be too impressed about XR's appearance.]
Buzz: Kinda short, isn't he?
[An LGM compares his size to XR's by putting a hand over his head.]
LGM: Hmm. Do you think so?
Buzz: That little robot wouldn't stand a chance against Zurg's forces of evil.
All LGMs: [pointing at XR] Watch.
[Beeping noises are heard as the LGMs demonstrate how to rebuild XR should he come apart by using blasters to blow him up in pieces, to Buzz's surprise.]
Buzz: [off-screen] What are you doing?! [He winces at the shootings before a car crusher crushes XR's parts except his arm, which is then stomped on by a robo-walker piloted by another LGM.] You're, uh, going somewhere with this?
[The LGMs assemble and repair XR in a quick two seconds. XR's helmet sparkles and shines and a whirring sound is heard, completing the LGMs' demonstration.]
LGM: If Zurg blows up XR...
All LGMs: We can put him back together!
Buzz: And, uh, Commander Nebula approved a robot Ranger? [He looks at XR closely, then turns back to the LGMs.] He hates robots.
[This refers to the failed XL Project prior to the events of the series as a whole, which wouldn't be revealed until the third episode, "XL". The LGMs look at each other innocently.]
LGM: Well, he doesn't exactly know.
Commander Nebula: [angry] He does now! [The LGMs gasp at his sudden arrival. He places his hands on his hips.] Hmph!
[He walks up to the LGMs, who stand in front of XR nervously.]
Three LGMs: [scared] Oh, hello, Commander!
Commander Nebula: So, you went ahead and built that expendable Ranger.
[Buzz places his hand behind his head and crosses his arms as he watches this confrontation.]
Middle LGM: Uh, "Experimental" Ranger.
Commander Nebula: [yells angrily] UNAUTHORIZED RANGER!
Middle LGM: Uh... [He chuckles nervously as he hands Commander Nebula a clipboard of XR's authorization form.] Well, technically, it was authorized by you. [nervously chuckles again]
[Nebula and Buzz look at the authorization form.]
Off-screen LGM: We slipped it in with our vacation request.
Commander Nebula: [annoyed];; Craters. [Buzz rolls his eyes.] They always get me that way. [to Buzz] I keep tellin' 'em, no bucket of bolts can stand up to a real Ranger.
Buzz: [to the LGMs] He's got you there, fellas.
LGM with a remote: [pressing a button that makes XR's circuit brain chip appear from the top of his head] We thought of that Artificial Intelligence Chip, XR is programmed to watch and learn.
[XR's eyes blink during his closeup, then we cut to another LGM by Buzz's feet, who elbows his ankle.]
LGM on the right: And he'll be learnin' from the best: you.
[The camera shifts to Buzz's upper body.]
Buzz: [unsure] True, but, uh... I don't know.
XR: [crosses his arms, monotone] I don't know.
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Ash Ketchum: Well, at least just give him a test run as your new partner.
Commander Nebula (Angry): Lightyear, I already told you! Ranger Nova is your new partner!
Buzz Lightyear (Angry): Why won't anybody listen to me!? (Camera focuses on Commander Nebula) NO (Camera focuses on XR) MORE (Camera focuses on the LGMs) PARTNERS!!!
All LGMs: But, Buzz!
(Suddenly they freeze and their antennas start wiggling)
Commander Nebula: What's eatin' them?
Buzz Lightyear: I've seen this before. It's the "Mind Link".
LGMs: Evil!
Buzz: [realizing] Zurg!
All LGMs: [gasp in horror] His dark forces invade our homeworld!
Buzz: I'm on my way!
[He sets off to counterattack the invasion with XR, Ash and the others following.]
XR: [monotone] I'm on my way.
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(At the LGM Homeworld we find the planet under attack as building were burning and Hornets were flying in the sky. We then find the many LGMs running and screaming for their lives as Hornet troops come firing. We see a group of LGMs running to one of the secret entrances to the Uni-Mind)
Little Green Man: The Uni-Mind!
Little Green Man #2: The Uni-Mind!
(To another)
Little Green Man #3: The Uni-Mind!
Little Green Man #4: Quickly! We must get to the Uni-Mind!
Little Green Man #5: Get below!
Little Green Man #6: The Uni-Mind!
(They ran downstairs as the entrance blew up and the Hornets were coming in. Below to where the Uni-Mind is)
Little Green Man #7: The Uni-Mind! (Runs to the crowd)
Little Green Man #8: Protect the Uni-Mind!
Little Green Man #9: We are one.
(They all held hands together)
All LGMs: We are united. We are powerful!
(Their atennnas began to glow and a shield surrounded the Uni-Mind)
All LGMs: We are....!
(Then the roof blew up.)
All LGMs: AFRAID!!!
(The claw was seen coming down and the smoke clears. We find the LGMs waking up after the explosion to notice something bad)
All LGMs: Oh no!
(We see a ship flying above the Uni-Mind and who was piloting it was Agent Z, along with Team Rocket
Jessie: (laughs) There's our target.
Meowth: Right on cue!
James: And on sight!
Rinkus: Let's take it now!
Agent Z: Hornets, move in!
(Hornets troops start coming down from above the frightened LGMs ran and screamed for their lives as the Hornet landed down.)
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Pete: (turns to the Uni-Mind and laughs evilly) The Uni-Mind is ours now!
Oogie Boogie: (ordering the Hornets) Hornets! About... face!
(The Hornets turned faced to the Uni-Mind)
Oogie Boogie: Company! Set!
(The Hornets aimed their fire arms to the Uni-Mind)
Oogie Boogie: Fire!
(But then five of the Hornets were cut in half and fell down)
???: What?!
???: Who did that?!
??? (V.O.): That would be us!
(Buzz, XR, Ash, Littlefoot, and their allies have arrived)
Buzz Lightyear: At ease, Little Green citizens. Star Command is on the job!
Ash Ketchum: With friends too!
All LGMs: Yay!
Jessie: (grunts) The twerps!
Oogie Boogie: And Lightyear!
Ozzy: With a little robot buddy too.
Pete: Don't just stand there you army of bucket of bolts! Open fire!
(The Hornets opened fire at the heroes above)
Ash Ketchum: I choose you Cyndaquil!
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Buzz, Ash, and friends meet Agent Z[edit | edit source]
Agent Z: Agent Z to Zurg, and the Horned King. They sent Lightyear, and his friends.
Zurg and the Horned King: (on screen) That's why we sent you.
(Agent Z pushed a button and dropped out of his ship and activated his jet-pack and joined in the fight as fired at the heroes)
Ash Ketchum: (notices) Hey look out!
XR: Craters!
(They avoided the blast and it hit a pile of destroyed Hornets)
????: Who's that?
???: (laughs evilly) I guess we forgot to introduce you our newest agent. Meet Agent Z!
???: Agent Z?
Buzz Lightyear: A new player.
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Buzz Lightyear: We got them on the run!
???: Come on, let's get them!
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Agent Z: Agent Z, and squad to Zurg and the Horned King. The Uni-Mind is all yours.
Ducky: (gasps) Look!
(The heroes looked with shock and horror as they spot Zurg's Dreadnaught ship hovering over the where the Uni-Mind.)
Ash Ketchum: (gasps) It's Zurg's Dreadnaught!
(Then we see the LGMs running and shouting with horror as their mystical orb the Uni-Mind was being brought up by three jets and was brought into Zurg's Dreadnaught)
???: The Uni-Mind!
???: They've got it!
???: (laughs evilly) Looks like our mission is complete!
Agent Z: (to Buzz and his friends) You're good, but I'm better.
(He fired his blaster)
Buzz Lightyear: Ash, look out!
(He pushes Ash out of the way and got hit by blast and fell down)
Ash and his friends: Buzz!
???: (laughs evilly) Ta-ta twerps!
(Agent Z and the others departed for Zurg's Dreadnaught. To LGMs, we find them shouting with horror)
Little Green Man #1: The Uni-Mind!
(They all continued to shout with horror as the doors that the Uni-Mind entered in Zurg's Dreadnaught shuts closed)
Little Green Man #2: The Uni-Mind!
(Zurg's Dreadnaught took off into space with Uni-Mind)
???: Buzz, are you okay?
Buzz Lightyear: (grunts while getting up) Yeah, I'll be fine. But now we got a bigger problem. (then he opened his wrist communicator) Buzz Lightyear to Star Command. This is a priority one mission update. The Uni-Mind has been captured, and...
(They looked to the destroyed XR)
Buzz Lightyear: ...we got a ranger down.
Repairing XR/Zurg and the villains' diabolical scheme[edit | edit source]
(At Star Command we find Buzz, Ash, Littlefoot, their friends, and the a few LGMs looking at the destroyed parts of XR looking concerned)
???: Gee, poor XR.
???: Looks like he took quite a lot of damage.
Buzz Lightyear: (To the LGMs) You can fix him, right?
Little Green Man (on the right): Can we?
Little Green Man (on the left): I don't know.
Little Green Man (in the middle): We are not one.
Little Green Man (on the right): But we shall try.
(Buzz, Ash, Littlefoot, and their friends looked confused. Moments later we see the LGMs working on repairing XR)
Buzz Lightyear: (narrating) Buzz Lightyear personal log. My brave little robotic partner had been blasted into a pile of trillium carbonic scrap. And yet, the LGMs were rebuilding him. Even without the Uni-Mind those little green guys had the right stuff. Then came the wrong stuff, the IR selection of auxiliary gear was obviously nonregulation. But perhaps there was a method to their madness. Maybe, just maybe. (one of the LGMs were putting in water toy in XR) No. They had lost it.
(We see more LGMs bringing in the wrong stuff for XR)
???: O-kay, I think these guys are really losing it now.
Commander Nebula: Wow. They really need that Uni-ma-call it.
Buzz Lightyear: I don't think they have any idea what they're doing anymore, Commander.
Little Green Man: (to Buzz, Ash, and their friends) What is, uh, this thing?
???: Uh, that's an arm.
Little Green Man #2: Told ya.
(They continued on)
Commander Nebula: Blast! Zurg knows the Little Green guys keep Star Command runnin'! That stinkin' bucket head! He and his friends did this to cripple our operation!
(A chicken came out from XR's body and clucked away as one other LGMs gave a stern look to the other)
Buzz Lightyear: No, Commander. If that's all Zurg wanted, he and his allies could have destroyed the Uni-Mind. Instead, he had his new lackey, Agent Z, steal it.
???: Yeah, but why?
???: Yeah, what could he want with it?
Buzz Lightyear: I don't know exactly, but I believe that even now Zurg and his new friends are hatching his most diabolical scheme yet.
(At Zurg Tower on Planet Z)
Evil Emperor Zurg: This is my most diabolical scheme yet! Assuming that the freak show, known as my staff, can do ONE THING RIGHT!!!
????: (to the Grub below them) Do you have anyone to give us any good news, bug brain?! Well, do you?!
Grubs: Of course, my evil masters, and uh, who better to give you the good news than, uh...
(He runs off and brings one of the Brain Pods)
Grub: Brain Pod #13!
(He runs off and leaves Brain Pod #13)
Brain Pod #13: Ah... uh...(notices Zurg and the villains) AAAH!!! Okay, hi, Mr. Evil Emperor, and friends. How are you? You all look Terrif... very sinister today. (clears his throat) We believe that just as the Uni-Mind connected all the LGMs it could hopefully allow you all to reach out and enslave every innocent mind in the Galactic Alliance. Huh, you know, a mind slave, evil puppet kind of scenario. Then, after that your friends can use the army of mind controlled slaves to help them conquer their home planet Earth. (laughs)
???: (sarcastic) Hmm, good deduction there, Brain Pod #13.
???: (sarcastic) Yes, but there is just one problem.
Brain Pod #13: And what's that?
Evil Emperor Zurg: You're telling us our plan. We already know our plan. We made up the plan. It's our plan. WHAT WE DON'T KNOW IS HOW CLOSE YOU ARE TO ACCOMPLISHING OUR PLAN!!!
???: Yeah! How close are you anyway, you brain head imbecile?!
Brain Pod #13: Yeah, kind of an outdoor voice there. (chuckles sheepishly) Okay, naturally, the first step is to turn the Uni-Mind from good to evil. But, um, we don't have any idea now...
???: (grunts mad) GET OUT!!!!
(Zurg and the Horned King fired at Brain Pod #13 as he ran out of the way)
Evil Emperor Zurg: LAME BRAIN!!!
Brain Pod #13: (screaming)
Zurg and the Horned King corrupt the Uni-Mind[edit | edit source]
???: (sighed) So much for our lackeys, eh Zurg?
Evil Emperor Zurg: Yes ???, I agree. (he floated up then floated down) If you want something turned evil, turn it evil yourself. That's what Nana Zurg always used to say to me, and she was plenty evil. Shall we Horned King?
The Horned King: We shall.
(He and Horned King touched the Uni-Mind and it began to spark up and turn dark purple as Zurg and the Horned King's used their dark corruptive powers to corrupt Uni-Mind's positive energy turning it evil.)
???: It's working! It's working!
Horned King, Oogie Boogie, Professor Screwyes, and Pete: (laughed evilly)
(Team Rocket, and the others watched and shivered with fear. The Grubs covered their ears in fear. To two Brain Pods)
Brain Pod: (screamed) Evil overload!
(He and the other Brain Pod scurried away. The Uni-Mind continued to change from its orange and green color to dark purple as it's ring banished, after that the Uni-Mind was now turned into a dark purple orb)
???: (laughed evilly) It worked! Now the Uni-Mind's power is under our control!
???: And soon we shall rule the entire Galactic Alliance, and then the universe! (laugh evilly)
Evil Emperor Zurg: (sniffles touched) Nana Zurg would be so proud. (sobs)
Briefing Room discussion/XR meets Booster[edit | edit source]
(At Star Command, outside the briefing room we find Booster mopping the floor until the PA was heard announcing)
Woman on P.A.: All rangers to Mission Briefing Room.
(On the bottom left of the screen, subtitles type in "Star Command". Another set of subtitles type in "Caution: Wet Floor".)
Woman on P.A.: All rangers to Mission Briefing Room.
(Just then, a couple of Space Rangers run past Booster and enter the Boarding Room.)
Booster: Hey, fellas. Something going on?
Male Space Ranger: Sorry, can't talk.
Female Space Ranger: Top secret.
Booster: (Pops his head out the entrance doors) Oh, so, um, you guys need me to empty out the wastebaskets or something?
Buzz Lightyear: (Pats Booster's back) Sorry, Booster. This is Space Ranger Business. (Enters the room as the sliding doors close behind him)
Booster (Sad): Yeah. "Space Ranger Business". (Sadly sighs and continues mopping)
(We cut to inside the Mission Briefing Room, with all the Space Rangers around a long table, with a pink hologram of Planet Z. Commander Nebula is shown at the end of the table, in front of the windows. On the bottom left of the screen, a third set of subtitles type in "Briefing Room".)
Commander Nebula: I don't know what Zurg's planning on doing with the Uni-Mind, but I plan on beating him to the punch.
Buzz Lightyear: We're planning a full-scale assault on Planet Z.
XR (Off-screen): Whoa! Full-scale?
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(At Zurg Tower on Planet Z, we find a giant laser cannon-like device on the top of the tower then we find many of the Grubs, Brain Pods, and Hornets working on it.)
???: How's it coming boys?
???: (clears his throat) The weapon is nearly ready sir.
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???: This is going to be fun, isn't Zurg?
Evil Emperor Zurg: Yes. Soon my Zurgatronic Megaray will be fully operational! Instal the evil Uni-Mind!
Team Rocket: Sir!
(They have the rockets pull up the corrupted Uni-Mind and moved it into the a big hole in the center of the giant ray)
???: Evil Uni-Mind installed and ready, Emperor Zurg!
Evil Emperor Zurg: Good! Now, load the crystallic fusion cell. The Zurgatronic Megaray will use the Uni-Mind, to spread our evil across the universe! Oh, oh, yes!
Agent Z: You haven't won until Lightyear's out of the picture.
(The crystallic fusion cell is loaded in place)
???: (calling to the Grub on the crane) So, is it loaded?
Grub: Fusion cell loaded!
Evil Emperor Zurg: Fire, Zurgatronic Megaray!
Team Rocket and Grub: Firing Zurgarific Ray!
Evil Emperor Zurg: Zurgatronic you lackwits!
Team Rocket: Oops!
Team Rocket and Grub: (sheepishly chuckle) Sorry.
Evil Emperor Zurg: Zurgarific's not bad though, let's file it for future use.
???: I'll make note on that sir.
???: Megaray set!
(The Megaray aims upwards)
???: Firing... now!
(They activate megaray's firing system but then the ray short circuits and aims downwards as it loses power)
???: What?!
???: Huh?
???: What's going on?
???: Uh... we... don't know.
Evil Emperor Zurg: (to the Grub) Did you make sure that the plus end went to the plus part? ( shouting) AND THE MINUS END WENT TO THE MINUS PART?!!!
(Startled, the Grub yelps and runs up to the battery. Another shot reveals it was put in the wrong way.)
Grub: Oh. (Nervously chuckles) That would do it, huh?
(Zurg facepalms and groans in frustration.)
???: Idiots.
Mira hijacks the Alpha-1/Zurg's mind control[edit | edit source]
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(We cut over to Zurg Tower with the Zurgatronic Megaray)
Grub (While typing): Zurgatronic Megaray online, Evil villains.
(Zurg's hand suddenly touches his shoulder, and the camera pulls away, showing Zurg's appearance)
Evil Emperor Zurg: You're sure this time, (Smiles) yes?
Grub: (Nervously laughs) Reasonably.
Oogie Boogie: You better be.
Pete: Now that the machine is ready, We can finally put our plan into action.
Professor Screweyes: Yes Pete, but first the Megaray may need some testing before that.
Evil Emperor Zurg: I agree Professor. Let's test it on something before we hit Star Command. We need a target that won't, um... (Wiggles his fingers around) "shoot back".
Brain Pod #29: May I suggest Rhizome, my evil emperor?
Evil Emperor Zurg: The planet of the vegetarians, yes! Delicious suggestion, uh, Number... um, Twenty-Nine. How long have you been with my evil organization?
Brain Pod #29: Ooh, let's see. Uh, in total? Or just since I've been a brain in a jar?
Evil Emperor Zurg: Brain in a jar.
Brain Pod #29: Four years, next week. (Chuckles)
Evil Emperor Zurg: Fascinating! Ha ha. (Walks out of the shot to the left) Okay, then...
Brain Pod #29: Now that you mention it, I am a bit overdue for a cost-of-living raise. (Chuckles) You know, when I gave up my body, certain promises were made.
Evil Emperor Zurg (Angry): (Grabs Brain Pod 29 by the neck) Now see here, I was just being polite! I don't really care, all right?
Brain Pod #29: All right.
Evil Emperor Zurg (Angry): Now, unless anyone else wants to tell me his or her life story. Can we shoot the big gun?
Team Rocket: Y-Yes sir.
Grub: Target acquired: Rhizome.
Meowth: Open Fire!
(Pushes a lever to power up the megaray. The Zurgatronic Megaray fires a purple lightning bolt from the now-poisoned Uni-Mind, then we cut to Zurg, a Brain Pod, and two Grubs putting on sunglasses, followed by another Brain Pod taking a picture of the lightning bolt with a camera)
???: Nice light show.
(We cut over to Rhizome, with two Rhizomians at a table)
Rhizomian Man: Um, more salad?
Rhizomian Woman: Oh, I couldn't. Well, I'm off to meditate for galactic peace.
Rhizomian Man: Oh, isn't that lovely?
(A scream from the evil Uni-Mind is heard as the screen flashes red. And the Rhizomians get hit with the ray. Then we cut back to Zurg Tower)
Evil Emperor Zurg (Looking at a computer screen): I can feel it! I control every mind on the planet! (laughs)
(We then find the Rhizomian man and woman with red eyes)
Rhizomian Man (Zurg's voice): (Evilly laughs) It worked.
Both Rhizomian (Zurg's voice): Evil rules!
Evil Emperor Zurg: Oh, this is fun! Let's hit something else!
???: Oh yes, let's do that!
???: But which planet shall we fire next, sirs?
Brain Pod #29: (Pops up from behind Zurg) Uh, Bathyos?
Evil Emperor Zurg: The fish faces?
Brain Pod #29: Test underwater effectiveness.
Evil Emperor Zurg: Good point.
Grub: (typing coordinates) Target: Bathyos.
(The Zurgatronic Megaray fired and the laser beam hits the ocean planet Bathyos where we find one male and female Bathyonian watching with shock as the background turned dark red)
Evil Emperor Zurg (V.O.): Another planet! And it's all mine!
(Back to Zurg Tower Zurg dances with Brain Pod #29 as he spins him around)
Evil Emperor Zurg: I'm not the man who knows the man! I am the man!
Brain Pod #29: About that raise, sir?
Evil Emperor Zurg: Please! Once my friend and I enslave the universe, I won't need the likes of you. (Zurg's eyes light up) It'll be all Zurg, all the time! Twenty-four-seven! Zurgie heaven!
???: Yeah, and then the Earth shall be ours once we've enslaved every mind in the Galactic Alliace!
(The villains all laughed evilly)
Chasing Mira[edit | edit source]
Buzz, Ash, Littlefoot, and their friends escape Star Command[edit | edit source]
(Transitioning to Star Command in a power outage. The heroes were seen walking down a dark hallway)
Buzz Lightyear: XR, report.
XR: Sensors indicate "spooky". In fact, now I'm going to have to go with "very spooky".
???: Yeah, no kidding the whole station has gone dark.
Booster: Where is everyone?
????: Uh... (calling) Commander Nebula? LGMs? Anyone?
???: Wonder where they could be?
???: Yeah, I don't see them anywhere.
(The sliding doors to the control room open, and the heroes split up and search the room for survivors)
Mira Nova: What happened? I mean, there's no sign of a struggle.
???: I'll say every thing seems fine.
???: Yeah, no sign of a fight or anything.
Buzz Lightyear: (Opens his wrist communicator on his space glove) Hmm. My scanner is picking up some...
Shadowed Figure (in Zurg's voice): Lightyear! How good of you to join us.
Buzz Lightyear: Zurg?! (Aims his flashlight at the shadowed figure)
Shadowed Figure (Zurg's voice): In a manner of speaking.
(Buzz turned on his flashlight to discover the shadow figure was a mind-controlled Commander Nebula under Zurg's control)
Ash and his friends: (screamed terrified)
Littlefoot and his friends: (gasps)
????: YIKES!!!
Ash Ketchum: (shocked) Commander?!
Booster: (gasps terrified)
XR: OOOH!!! That's spooky.
(Then one of the LGMs also under Zurg's control came up behind Mira as she gasped upon noticing. More mind controlled LGMs appeared too.)
LGMs (in Zurg's voice): You see, my new friends and I used the Uni-Mind to link your fellow rangers...
All LGMS (Zurg's voice): To my evil!
Commander Nebula (Zurg's voice): And that's just the beginning. (The rest of Space Rangers of Star Command appeared under Zurg's control) Soon, the entire Galactic Alliance will be under my control!
(All the mind controlled Star Command personnel laughed evilly as our heroes find themselves surrounded.)
XR: You know, as a robot, I'm not susceptible to mind control, so this really isn't an issue for me.
Mira Nova: Uh, yeah. It'll be your issue when they rip you apart and sell you for scrap.
XR (Horrified): Good point. Anybody got a plan?
Commander Nebula (Zurg's voice): Here's one. (Fires a megacannon)
???: Heads up!
(They avoid getting hit by the cannon fire.)
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Infiltrating Planet Z/Buzz goes alone[edit | edit source]
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(We cut to the Hornets marching over an archway, under which Buzz, Ash, and their team are hiding. One Hornet signals Brain Pod #13 to come over, and points to the punctured airbags covering up the Alpha-1)
Brain Pod #13: What now? (Notices the Alpha-1) That? That's not a spacecraft. It's obviously a weather balloon. Let's leave the brainwork to those with the brains, shall we?
(Brain Pod #13 and the Hornets continue marching)
Grandpa Longneck: It's okay everyone, They're gone.
Brock: Come on, Let's uncover the Alpha-1 before they come back.
(then we cut to Booster ripping off an airbag and XR plugging his cord from his chest into an outlet from the ship)
XR (Reading the information): Uh-huh. Yeah. Okay!
???: Is the the Alpha-1 okay XR?
XR: Yes the Alpha-1 is A-okay, but it asks that we do not do that again.
Buzz vs. Agent Z/Agent Z's identity revealed[edit | edit source]
Warp's betrayal/Buzz's message to his friends[edit | edit source]
Final Battle[edit | edit source]
Saving the Galaxy[edit | edit source]
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(Then we find Mira carrying Buzz, Ash, and Pikachu over the corrupted evil Uni-Mind)
Ash Ketchum: Boy the Uni-Mind is sure looking bad right now.
Pikachu: (agreement) Pika...
Mira Nova: Mm-kay, Buzz, what are we going to actually do?
Buzz Lightyear: The LGM mind link was activated by a simple touch. (Mira flies him closer to the Uni-Mind as he sticks his hand out) Maybe. Just maybe.
(He touched the Uni-Mind and a white light glows around it and expands)
Ash Ketchum: (gasps) It's working!
Mira Nova: You're doing it!
Buzz Lightyear: The power of good is a strong thing, guys.
Ash Ketchum: Let me try! (he touched the Uni-Mind and it glowed even more) Whoa, Buzz you're right, good is a strong thing!
(Suddenly, the white light starts shrinking, and a scream from the evil Uni-Mind is heard as Buzz and Ash, gets electrocuted and screams in pain. Mira floats Buzz, Ash, and Pikachu a few inches away along with the Winx.)
Ash Ketchum: (groaned in pain then grunts) Well it was strong.
Mira Nova: But not strong enough.
Buzz Lightyear: Blast! Thanks to Zurg and Horned King, the Uni-Mind is rotten to the core.
Ash Ketchum: (realizes) Wait! That's it!
Buzz Lightyear: What's it?
Ash Ketchum: Maybe if we can reach into the core, we could restore the Uni-Mind completely by its heart.
Mira Nova: (gets an idea) Then let's get you two to the core!
Ash Ketchum: Wait, what?!
(She flies them and Pikachu close the Uni-Mind)
Buzz Lightyear: You're gonna ghost us?!
(Mira used her ghosting powers to push Buzz, Ash into the core but then she and Pikachu were forced back as they got shocked from the Uni-Mind)
Mira Nova: Buzz! Ash!
Pikachu: Pika, Pi!
(Ash's friends and allies with XR and Booster watched from below with horror)
Misty: Ash!
Brock: Oh no!
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(The Uni-Mind suddenly glows white, then turns back into its original orange state)
???: (gasps) The Uni-Mind!
???: It's glowing orange again!
(A green ring forms around it, and the ring ignites a powerful shockwave across Planet Z, and throughout the galaxy)
Buzz and Ash Ketchum (V.O.): Too infinity, AND BEYOND!!!
(The shockwave spreader out thought the mind-controlled planets that Zurg and the villains possessed and they were restored to normal from the planet Rhizome, then to Bathyos and finally Star Command as we see the Space rangers, the LGMs, and Commander Nebula restored to normal)
Commander Nebula: Ah, Lightyear.
(At Zurg's dreadnaught)
???: (gasps) Oh no!
???: What is it?!
???: Those heroes somehow done it! They've freed all our mind-controlled slaves of our control!
???: (gasps) WHAT?!!!
Evil Emperor Zurg: No! My plan! MY GALAXY!!!
(Then the alarm started beeping)
???: What now?!
Grub: Uni-Mind wave impact in three seconds!
Horned King: Let me get us out of here, or else we're history!
Evil Emperor Zurg: (grunts) Fine! Do it! (grunts mad; shouting) CURSE YOU, BUZZ LIGHTYEAR AND ASH KETCHUM!!!
(They teleported away as the Uni-Mind wave passed their location. Back to Mira with Pikachu on her shoulder they were hovering over the Uni-Mind with no sign of Buzz or Ash coming out. XR, Booster, and the heroes looked worried if Buzz and Ash are gone)
Misty: (worried) Please no.
(Mira and Pikachu then looked stern)
Mira Nova: We're going in!
(XR, Booster, and the heroes looked shocked)
???: Mira!
(Mira and Pikachu went into the Uni-Mind, via Mira's ghosting powers, to search for Buzz and Ash)
Warp Darkmatter: They're goners.
(The heroes looked with worry until....)
???: Look!
(Mira and Pikachu came back out with Buzz and Ash with them alive)
???: They made it!
Misty: (gasps relieved) Ash is okay!
(Booster hugged XR tight causing his head to pop off, while Warp rolled his eyes in disappointment)
Ash Ketchum: Whoa, thanks Mira!
Buzz Lightyear: Yeah, thanks for the lift Mira.
Mira Nova: Ah, anytime guys.
Ending[edit | edit source]
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