Editing Almost Got'em/Transcript (section)

== Bowser's Story/Joker's Story/Plan for Pooh and Pals ==

* Bowser: I do admit your first confrontations were extreme, but none of them can compare to mine.
* Poison Ivy: Are you kidding? How exactly?
* Bowser: (sighs) Well, my first confrontation was a story of vengeance and dedication. It all started at my home turf, The Mushroom Kingdom. (flashback of Pooh’s Adventures of The Super Mario Bros. Movie) Me and my family were just about to rule the Mushroom Kingdom, when they showed up. That's when the real fun began, while i was about to Marry Princess Peach.

(flashback of Final Battle with Bowser)

* Bowser: (narrating): Not only was I defeated, those Wretched fools of the Good Fairy and the Unborn Daughter of Tsukino and Shields made me look ridiculous, forcing me to take the mini mushroom.
(Good Fairy and Rini give Bowser a Mini Mushroom, Bowser shrinks)

* Good Fairy: (Jasmine VO) That was for ruining my life.
* Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: And for what you did to me and Hotaru.
* Bowser: (squeaky voice) Hey! Hey! That is not cool!
* Donkey Kong: Ha! He got the blue mushroom!

(Toad puts Bowser in a jar)

(Flashback Ends)
* Bowser: I Always knew that Zordon would bring me trouble, And those chosen heroes are the cause of all my misfortunes!.
* Joker: Not even close. You see, the thing you're forgetting is that there all sorts of ways to get someone. Take my first run-in with Pooh and Pals. It was not too long ago when we heard there was a Batman pretender in town. In fact, I was ready for him. (flashback of Pooh's Adventures of Batman: Mask of the Phantasm final battle)
* Two-Face: Almost Got'em.
* Penguin: Yes, if not for that infatuated Batman impersonator.
* Joker: Oh, but that's the best part. Once I heard the Phantasm was coming back to Gotham, this time I was prepared.

(scene old abandoned Jokes and Gags factory, the Phantasm sees something by a fireplace)

* Joker: I was at the old Jokes and Gags factory. Apparently, our ghostly friend still wanted to play "cat and mouse" never dreaming I still have an ace up my sleeve.
* Phantasm: Joker, your Angel of Death awaits. (pulls newspaper away)
* Harley Quinn: Peekaboo! (boxing glove spring gun hits the Phantasm making her go unconscious)
* Joker: you Should've got me while you had the chance. (laughs as flashback ends)