Almost Got'em/Transcript

Teaser: "Today on Pooh's Adventures Armada: Hunt for the Chaos Emeralds".[edit | edit source]

Dave Mallow (Narrator): Today on Disney and Saban's "Pooh's Adventures Armada: Hunt for the Chaos Emeralds", It's Poker Night at Gotham City and Bowser, Dr. Eggman and the Crime Empire's Key Members are at it
The Joker: I want a nice clean game, gentlemen.
Dave Mallow (Narrator): As Bowser and each of the Villains tells a Different Story of how they got beaten by Pooh and his Friends
Two-Face: Nobody's come closer to snuffin' Pooh and Pals than me!
Dr. Eggman: You're kidding! I was.....
Bowser: SILENCE! I know each of you have come closer to catching Pooh and Pals than you thought.
Dave Mallow (Narrator): With the most Incredible Showdowns you ever seen, can our Heroes Succeed?, Find out Next at Disney and Saban's "Pooh's Adventures Armada: Hunt for the Chaos Emeralds!, Next!

(Fades to Black)

Prologue: Gotham Noire/A Unexpected Case[edit | edit source]

(the Episode Begins at Gotham City in a Black and White Film Noir Atmosphere while Aisling makes a Narration as Our Heroes, go undercover, and walk through an alleyway.])

Aisling (OS narrating): "Another Dark night on the Streets of Gotham City, but who had time to worry about it?. There was trouble. This city was under a reign of Crime, Chaos and mob terror is Rampaging this city, and my Friends, my Family and I were the only ones who could stop it with the aid of Batman—because we are the 100 Acre Wood Rebel Alliance."
Aisling (OS narrating): You may wonder how all this happened?, well I explain to you.
Aisling (OS narrating): It All started a Few Weeks ago, after we retrieved a Chaos Emerald back Home.

(Scene: Aether Paradise flashback Subtitle says "Aether Paradise: Four Weeks Ago.")

Aisling (OS narrating): It all started on a quiet summer afternoon, Saturday. We received a Call from the Aether Foundation, and at that moment we were summoned.
Lusamine (OS): A few weeks ago there was an altercation at the funeral of Salvatore Valestra, Today marked the 45th anniversary of his death, which fell at the hands of The Joker, exactly the day Carl Beaumont died.
Aisling (OS Narrating): Lusamine the Aether Foundation's President, besides his Friendship with Ash Ketchum during his stay on Alola Region she was witness of my Grandfather's Energy Wave and the Morphin Grid who made her branch on Angel Grove years ago during our Mission on Ryme City, who share the secret of the Legacy of Power alongside his Husband Professor Mohn and the Teachers of the Alola Pokémon School Professors Kukui and Burnett, not to mention she was our Lawyer during the Ryme City Mission.
Aisling (OS Narrating): That afternoon, Lusamine had a meeting with James Gordon, Commissioner of the Gotham City Police Department, and at that moment we were met with a revealing surprise.

(She shows the Evidence Photographs of Andrea Beaumont aka: the Phantasm and a News Article about the Anniversary of her Apparent Death)

Ash Ketchum (OS): Andrea Beaumont!
Rini Tsukino: you Know that Woman?
Winnie the Pooh: yes, she's Bruce Wayne's old Girlfriend from the Past.
Tai Kamiya: one of many actually, knowing his Reputation of "Gotham's Most coveted billionaire bachelor".
Misty: but how? we thought she Didn't Survived the Explosion of the Abandoned Gotham's World Fair.
Mario: How did this Happened?
Lusamine: Two Weeks Ago, Ms. Beaumont was sighted at Salvatore Valestra's Funeral Anniversary, several members of the local mob including Rupert Thorne Apparently, everyone got an ugly surprise believing it was Batman, instead it was the individual who framed him.
Moonlight Shimmer: yeah i remember that, i Wrote an article for the Chronicle, she is still on Bowser's Blacklist, while one of those involved in the conspiracy against Batman, former Councilman Arthur Reeves was found dead, still poisoned with the Joker's toxin, The mobsters began to shoot crazy, it was then Batman intervened and it was at that moment when he unmasked her in middle of In the middle of a shootout.
Rabbit: Oh Dear, Mercy me.
Piglet: Oh Dear, Mercy me Too.
Ash Ketchum: But what does this have to do with us?
Lillie: Yeah, I thought Batman is working alone in this case.
Lusamine: it is, but apparently he, Jim and Lieutenant Reneé Montoya have requested your Services for a Surveillance Work, there are rumors that she is sighted back in Gotham, and we believe that our interests coincide for one Reason.
Sora Takenouchi: Meaning...
Lusamine: Bowser and Dr. Eggman are going to meet with some of the Members of the Crime Empire in a Poker Game, at the Stacked Deck Club.
Sophocles: the Stacked Deck Club?.
Brock: it is a seedy club on the Docks, only fugitives of Arkham Asylum and the Prisoners of the Blackgate Prison, even Biker Gangs usually enter there.
Aisling: Hmm, it could be a trap, a Set Up and they want us to fall into it along with Beaumont.
Ash Ketchum: It's possible, knowing that this woman suffered a loss when her father was shot by one of Valestra's former gunmen, who transformed into the Joker during the ACE Chemicals Accident.
Mewtwo (OS): that is why we are going to find out.

(Mewtwo and the Good Fairy Appears)

Aisling (OS): Father!.
Mewtwo: this time it will be a Vigilance mission, our presence as well as Batman's would call too much Attention, but in the case of Bowser and Robotnik it could be something else.
Mewtwo: Grab your Gear and Equipment, We leave for Gotham City at Nightfall, exactly at 10:00 Don't be late.
All: Right!.

(Flashback Ends we seen Aisling in her Bedroom reflexing about her Meeting)

Aisling (OS Narrating): Andrea Beaumont is Alive?, I never believed this would happen.
Aisling (OS Narrating): The only thing I know, is that this woman has been a victim in the crossfire between Money, Power and Greed. Her only father was Murdered by an Mobster of Salvatore's Family, and it turned out that it was The Joker who pulled the trigger, leading to a path of no return of Madness and Chaos.
Aisling (OS Narrating): Then she wanted to get revenge, Buzz Bronski, Salvatore Valestra, Chuckie Sol, all of them dead, even that corrupt councilman, Arthur Reeves who ended up having a nasty encounter, with Joker, while Valestra he made a horrible mistake.
Aisling (OS Narrating): What's she be doing in Gotham?, How far she'll go?

(The Door Knocks)

Aisling (OS): Come in.

(The Good Fairy Appears)

Good Fairy: Are you ready Daughter?.
Aisling: Mother, What do you think will happen now that Beaumont is alive?
Good Fairy: I only know that that Woman has suffered a lot, but she has just made a more dangerous enemy than the Joker.
Good Fairy: You know what they say.
Aisling (OS): Evil Never Dies.

(Scene: Gotham City)

Aisling (OS): Andrea Beaumont is back in Gotham, and She's still on Bowser and Joker's Blacklist.
Aisling (OS): When you thought someone who love is dead, and reappears from out of nowhere with the same Killer Instinct against the Monster who took it all, it doesn't matter what you think of them.
Aisling (OS): you're supposed to do something about it, If you don't, it's bad for business, bad for morale.
Aisling (OS): Thanks to Lusamine's Intel, we're heading back to Gotham for the Surveillance, and headed out into the darkness of the city, for what it will be, a Long Night.

(Narration Ends as Fades to Black cue to Intro)

The Stacked Deck Club/Poker Night[edit | edit source]

(Scene after the Intro and the Title Card at the Stacked Deck Club)

The Joker: I want a nice clean game, gentlemen.
The Penguin: That'll be a first. So, I hear those heroes found another chaos emerald last week.
Dr. Eggman: No kidding? We almost had it.
The Joker: They sure get around, for a bunch of heroes.
Two-Face: Yeah, well, that's where you're wrong. I don't think they are an Taskforce.
Killer Croc: Huh?
Two-Face: The way I figure it, Zordon's got a bunch of them stashed someplace like a S.W.A.T. team. He wants you to think they're an Taskforce and a Squadron, but--
Bowser: No, you're always seeing double.
The Penguin: It's obvious Zordon's little daughter suffered some crime-related trauma when she was younger. Perhaps her father's energy wave blew off a piece of her beautiful face.
The Joker: Sure, she could be all gross and disgusting without magic. No offense, Harv.
Two-Face: Just deal.
Killer Croc: Well, you know what I think.
The Joker: Not the robot theory again.
Killer Croc: Well, they could be.
Poison Ivy: (entering) Hello, Boys. (Villains looks) Get me and herbal tea and deal me in.
Killer Croc: Scram, lady! This is a private....(Poison Ivy trips his chair) D'ow! Why, you little....(Poison Ivy kicks him with her knee then picks up the chair)
Dr. Eggman: Poison Ivy.
Poison Ivy: It's been a long time, Ivo. You're still looking half-way decent.
Dr. Eggman: One part of my mind wants to strangle ya.
Poison Ivy: And what does the other half want?
Dr. Eggman: To turn you into a cyborg.
Poison Ivy: We used to work for Team Rocket.
Joker and Penguin: Aahh.
Bowser: Yeah, I know. So, what brings you here, Ivy?
The Penguin: Yes, what bring such a dainty dove to this dismal den?
Poison Ivy: Running from the law. And the Rebels and Pooh and Pals too, of course.
Penguin: Of course.
Joker: Likewise.
Two-Face: You got it.
Killer Croc: Uh, same here. You think one of us would've got them by now.
Penguin: I've come the closest.
Poison Ivy: Are you kidding? I was the one who nearly....
Two-Face: Nobody's come closer to snuffin' Pooh and Pals than me!
Dr. Eggman: You're kidding! I was.....
Bowser: SILENCE! I know each of you have come closer to catching Pooh and Pals than you thought.
Joker: Big B's right. The fact of the matter is we each got an "Almost Got'em" Pooh and Pals story. I know mine's the best, but let's hear yours anyway.
Bowser: Joker, for once you came up with something brilliant.

Poison Ivy's Story/Two-Face's Story[edit | edit source]

Bowser: We'd say "Ladies first," but since my Queen's babysitting Junior and the Koopalings (chuckles), we'll start with you, Pam.
Poison Ivy: Alright. This happened in Tokyo. (flashback of Pooh's Adventures of Godzilla vs. Biollante) As you remember Lord Bowser, we decided to create a monster by combining the power of Godzilla's DNA with my Wild Thorny Rose. I knew Pooh and Pals would show as soon as my baby was reborn, in fact I was counting on it.

(flashback of Final Battle with Biolantte)

Poison Ivy: (end of flashback) And that's how I "Almost Got'em."
Joker: With a giant Rose Monster.
Poison Ivy: I'd like to hear you do better.
Joker: Oh, you will. But I'm saving the best for last.
Two-Face: Can't be better than mine. There was this time I joined forces with the Riddler and helped him create a machine that reads peoples minds. (flashback of Pooh's Adventures of Batman Forever) In fact we just learned Batman's true identity that day. That's also the time we met Mewtwo for the first time.

(flashback of Final Battle with Two-Face and Riddler)

Killer Croc: So what happened next?
Two-Face: Lucky for me, I managed to survive my fall. But then, just when I was gonna make my escape, he showed up.
Mewtwo: You were lucky to survive, Harvey. (shows Two-Face's coin) Here's the deal. Good Heads: I wipe your memory of Batman's identity. Bad Heads: I wipe your memory of our every confrontation.
Two-Face: No!

(Mewtwo flips Two-Face's coin, lands on Good Heads)

Mewtwo: Good side. This may tickle. (uses his psychic powers, while Two-Face screams as flashback ends)
Two-Face: And if it weren't for Mewtwo and this blasted coin, I would've got'em.
Joker: Gee that's too bad, Harv. But I guess you'll always come in second.

Dr. Eggman's Story/Killer Croc's "Story"/Penguin's Story[edit | edit source]

Bowser: Okay, so who wants to go next?
Dr. Eggman: (slams his fist in front of a surprise Poison Ivy) I do! I remember the pain of our first encounter like it was yesterday. I was a respected scientist for the government with super intelligence and legion of robots. That is until I met Sonic the Hedgehog and Pooh and Pals. (flashback of Winnie the Pooh meets Sonic the Hedgehog (2020)) We were gonna have our true battle that started at the Transamerica Pyramid building. Just me and them.

(flashback of Final Battle with Dr. Eggman)

Dr. Eggman: (narrating) And that was how I got stuck at that Mushroom Planet. But I knew I would see them again. (end of flashback) But still, if it weren't for that blasted hedgehog, I would've got'em. I hate that hedgehog.
Joker: Gee that's too bad, Ivo. But I guess you'll always come in second. Anyone else want to go?
Killer Croc: (slams his fist in front of a surprise Poison Ivy) Me! There I was, holed up in this quarry, when Pooh and Pals came nosing around. They were gettin' closer, closer...
Poison Ivy: And?
Killer Croc: I threw a rock at them!

(Villains seemed unamused)

Poison Ivy: So Ivo, what became of your truck headquarters?
Killer Croc: It was a big rock.
Dr. Eggman: The government let Mewtwo keep it. Even my robots and spare prototype.
Two-Face: Who's deal is it?
Penguin: Mine. I find your petty machinations mildly diverting. But for sheer criminal genius, none surpasses my first ornothologically-inspired entoilment.
Joker: Smaller words, please. You're losing Croc.
Killer Croc: (Confused) Uhhh...
Penguin: For weeks, I let rumors circulate through the Underworld of our plan to steal a crystal known as "the Heart of Atlantis" from the lost city of the same name. (flashback of Winnie the Pooh Goes to Atlantis the Lost Empire) Sure enough on the appointed day, guess who showed up?

(flashback of Final Battle with Penguin, Joker, Two-Face, and Rourke)

Penguin: (narrating) Naturally, we have flown the coop by the time they rescued the Princess. (end of flashback) Still we almost got'em.
Bowser: Pathetic attempt, Oswald.

Bowser's Story/Joker's Story/Plan for Pooh and Pals[edit | edit source]

Bowser: I do admit your first confrontations were extreme, but none of them can compare to mine.
Poison Ivy: Are you kidding? How exactly?
Bowser: (sighs) Well, my first confrontation was a story of vengeance and dedication. It all started at my home turf, The Mushroom Kingdom. (flashback of Pooh’s Adventures of The Super Mario Bros. Movie) Me and my family were just about to rule the Mushroom Kingdom, when they showed up. That's when the real fun began, while i was about to Marry Princess Peach.

(flashback of Final Battle with Bowser)

Bowser: (narrating): Not only was I defeated, those Wretched fools of the Good Fairy and the Unborn Daughter of Tsukino and Shields made me look ridiculous, forcing me to take the mini mushroom.

(Good Fairy and Rini give Bowser a Mini Mushroom, Bowser shrinks)

Good Fairy: (Jasmine VO) That was for ruining my life.
Rini/Sailor Mini Moon: And for what you did to me and Hotaru.
Bowser: (squeaky voice) Hey! Hey! That is not cool!
Donkey Kong: Ha! He got the blue mushroom!

(Toad puts Bowser in a jar)

(Flashback Ends)

Bowser: I Always knew that Zordon would bring me trouble, And those chosen heroes are the cause of all my misfortunes!.
Joker: Not even close. You see, the thing you're forgetting is that there all sorts of ways to get someone. Take my first run-in with Pooh and Pals. It was not too long ago when we heard there was a Batman pretender in town. In fact, I was ready for him. (flashback of Pooh's Adventures of Batman: Mask of the Phantasm final battle)
Two-Face: Almost Got'em.
Penguin: Yes, if not for that infatuated Batman impersonator.
Joker: Oh, but that's the best part. Once I heard the Phantasm was coming back to Gotham, this time I was prepared.

(scene old abandoned Jokes and Gags factory, the Phantasm sees something by a fireplace)

Joker: I was at the old Jokes and Gags factory. Apparently, our ghostly friend still wanted to play "cat and mouse" never dreaming I still have an ace up my sleeve.
Phantasm: Joker, your Angel of Death awaits. (pulls newspaper away)
Harley Quinn: Peekaboo! (boxing glove spring gun hits the Phantasm making her go unconscious)
Joker: you Should've got me while you had the chance. (laughs as flashback ends)

"Killer Croc" revealed/Rescue Mission[edit | edit source]

Joker: And by golly speaking of aces, lookie here.
Bowser: What the?!
Dr. Eggman: How is that possible?!
Two-Face: I can't believe his luck!
Killer Croc: Oh, darn.
Poison Ivy: (sighs disappointedly)
Penguin: Let me see those cards. (grabs the deck and looks)
Joker: Now now, no sore losers. (laughs)
Killer Croc: Hey, I don't get it. You just knocked out the Phantasm and left her?
Joker: Aww, c'mon, Crockers! Didn't I say there's more than one way to get someone? Even as I speak, the Phantasm is being trussed at the Pussykins Pet Food factory. First thing tomorrow I'm sending a lovely case of cat food to Zordon. (laughs)
Killer Croc: (in Mewtwo's voice) I don't think so! (grabs and tosses Joker)
Joker: Was it something I said? Ha ha ha.

(lamp moves to reveal Mewtwo as Killer Croc)

Penguin: Well, well. An imposter in our midsts!
Bowser: So Psychic Breath, you managed to find our poker hideout by yourself.
Poison Ivy: Risking everything for your new friend, Mewtwo?
Dr. Eggman: A great risk willing to take, eh my friend?
Two-Face: You're not getting out of this one.
Mewtwo: Maybe. (snaps his fingers as Clone Troopers, G.C.P.D. Police Officers, Commissioner Gordon, and Detective Bullock surrounds the villains) But I'm not bad with traps myself! (speaks through the communicator) Batman, did you get all that?
Batman: (through the communicator) I'm on my way, get your team ready, i suspect Harley is not alone.
Mewtwo: I'm on it.

(Mewtwo activates the Gummiphone and Contacts Aisling)

Mewtwo: Aisling, is everything set?.
Aisling (Gummiphone): the Coordinates are intercepted as we speak Father.
Mewtwo: Excellent i'll meet you there.

(Scene: Powertank the Rebels watch as the Villains are Arrested in a Scarlet Garcia News Report)

Michelangelo: Whoa! Bad Karma at Loserville!
Dr. Eggman: That miserable Mewtwo he's gonna Pay!
Knuckles: It appears serious this time.
Bowser: You and the Batman, will pay for this Intrusion, Mewtwo, Yessss!
Good Fairy: That's dissention, all right.
Tai Kamiya: Cool! Now aren't ya glad we got cable TV and Streaming Service?
Donatello: Looks like we hardwired that Bat spy camera just in time, before they arrived.
Iago: WE!?, It was my Tail Feathers on the Line out There!.
Ash Ketchum: Besides, I would have been there instead.
Skipper: says the Boy, who had a crush, on a showgirl who was a spy at Yosemite Sam's Casino.

(Aisling, Moonlight, Misty, Kari, Asami, Hotaru, Mallow, Lana, Lillie Sora and Mimi Whispers Each Other in front of Ash)

Ash Ketchum: Look i Can Explain It.
Mimi Tachikawa: Dusty Tails?, isn't that the Singer of those Damien Drake old Spy Movies?, isn't she older for you, "Romeo".
Aisling: no Wonder why you have such Luck, with Ladies, "Romeo".

(Aisling and Mimi Laughs at Ash)

Ash Ketchum (Angry and Blushing Red): That isn't Funny Ais!.
Donatello: Alright, you Four, Calm Down, we have not come from Angel Grove, to Gotham, to start a Quarrel.
Adam Park (to Ash): and besides you'll Draw the Attention inside, with Bowser, Eggman and Joker, we cannot raise any kind of suspicion, all because of you want to go to a Poker Game.
Ash Ketchum: Slag, i hate when you're Right, Adam.
Good Fairy: any Luck where Ms. Beaumont is, Izzy?.
Izzy Izumi: Glad you asked, GF As we speak, our Spy Drones were finally able to find her whereabouts.

(they seen the Pussykins Pet Food Factory in the Monitor)

Izzy Izumi: there, Pussykins Pet Food Factory it seems it was completely abandoned during it's bankruptcy 15 Years ago, Probably because of a demonstration of the Humane Society.
Raphael: Yeah, it'll be a Piece of Cake, we Grab the Girl, and Give Quinn the Beatdown she deserves

(They seen Ecliptor, Team Rocket, Metal Sonic, Gasket and Archerina, Bowser Jr. and Azula along several Quantrons, Putties and Team Rocket Grunts in the Monitor)

Aisling (OS): You were Saying, Uncle Raph?.
Leonardo: As Batman said "Nothing is easy with Joker and less with Bowser".
Korra: Harley Quinn is the Lesser of our Problems, now we have to deal with These Creeps.
Sora (KH): (Clenches his Fists) Ecliptor and Gasket are Mine, you guys take care of Bowser Jr and Co.
Kiawe: Right.
Moonlight Shimmer: but you better hurry Guys, it's less 50 Minutes, before the Factory is Filled with Cops.
Aisling: Okay People, we're bringing this whole tragedy to it's Conclusion.
Aisling and Moonlight Shimmer: 100 Acre Wood Rebel Alliance!...
All: Roll Out!
Tommy Oliver: It's Morphin' Time!

(Morph Sequence)

Tomax Oliver: Dragonzord!
Tommy Oliver: Tigerzord!
Adam Park: Mastodon!
Kimberly Hart: Pterodactyl!
Billy Cranston: Triceratops!
Aisha Campbell: Sabertooth Tiger!
Rocky DeSantos: Tyrannosaurus!

(They Morph into the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers)

(Scene: Pussykins Pet Food Factory)

(A bound and gagged Phantasm struggles against her restraints, uttering garbled cries)

Harley: Look on the bright side! Tomorrow, you'll be feeding hundreds of hungry cats! The fun starts as soon as Mr. J and Lord Bowser comes back!
Batman: Don't wait up.
Ash Ketchum: Don't Worry Soon you'll make company when you're heading to Arkham
Harley Quinn: Back off, Ashy Boy, and say ciao to your ghoulfriend. Cat chow, that is. That's a good little boy, and just to make sure you don't follow me. - Gee Batman, what are you gonna do? Kick me around or save your phantom? You've only got time for one.

(Without letting go of her, Batman shuts off the electricity, stopping the cat food machine.)

Harley Quinn: Heh, heh... Good call. Help!
Ash Ketchum (os): Oh, Shut it, Harley.
Ash Ketchum (to Gummiphone): Mission Accomplished, Mewtwo.

Ending[edit | edit source]

Andrea Beaumont: It was the Anniversary of my Father's Death, I couldn't leave anything to chance.
Ash: we thought you were dead, you know very well that the Police are still looking for you for the deaths of Valestra and his associates.
Ash (to Andrea Beaumont): Maybe But unfortunately I'm not your type..
Tai Kamiya: Yeesh! Where's my cyber-violin?
Aisha Campbell: Tai, be kind.

(Aisling Fakes a Cough offscreen)

Aisling: i hate to Interrupt the Soap Opera, but our Work is done here, and we should already be back in Angel Grove.

(they seen the Police Cars Heading to the Factory)

Aisling (OS): Unless of course we want to share a cell with Bowser and Company in Arkham, Eating Three Meals a Day.
Michelangelo: Prison Food?!, Over my Dead Shell, Kid!.
Rabbit: She's Right, we have to move.

(Andrea is distracted by the sound of a siren, and turns to see Batman swinging away and the Rebels Running while Rouge the Bat, Amara and Michelle watch them Away)

Amara Tenou: (Giggles) Hmm, Almost Got'em.
Michelle Kaiou: Indeed.

Executive Producers

HAIM SABAN

SHUKI LEVY

DAVID J. GRAHAM

"This episode is dedicated to the memories of Kevin Conroy, Richard Moll and Arleen Sorkin".

Teaser: "Next Time on Pooh's Adventures Armada: Hunt for the Chaos Emeralds"[edit | edit source]

Dave Mallow (Narrator): Next time on Disney and Saban's "Pooh's Adventures Armada: Hunt for the Chaos Emeralds", During a Class Trip, Chris, Aisling and the Others discovered something Unexpected.
Tails: It's a Chao Colony
Dave Mallow (Narrator): But Paradise is in Real Danger as Dr. Eggman and King Mondo are taking over.
Amy Rose: It's Eggman and King Mondo!
Dave Mallow (Narrator): as they Send the Mischievous Boohoo the Clown and the Puppet Blaster to Wreak Havoc, as Boohoo uses the Chaos Cries to Destroy the City
Dave Mallow (Narrator): Now Chris and his Friends must find the Rebels Fast, before they endanger the Chao Colony, can our Heroes Succeed?, find out Next Time on Disney and Saban's "Pooh's Adventures Armada: Hunt for the Chaos Emeralds!"

(Fades to Black cue to Credits)