Editing Winnie the Pooh meets The Loud House: Tricked/Transcript (section)

=== The Prologue/Getting ready for Halloween ===
(The scene zoom in at a open gate to a old abandon house to the basement of the Cryptkeeper)
* '''Cryptkeeper:''' Good evening. Long time...no scare. (chuckles) But don't worry, boils and ghouls. Your old fiend, the Cryptkeeper will soon fix that. Just sit back and get ready for a little terror tale guaranteed to get the bile bubbling. I call our tonight's Halloween story..(Suddenly the doorbell rings) Ehhh. Who could be ringing my horror bell at this hour. (Doorbell rings again) Hold your hearses. I just have to get rid of whoever it is...Cryptkeeper style. I'll just...scare the pants off them. (But when he looks through the look hole, he scared the pants off himself and started barricading the door.)
(Suddenly the barricade started to break and landing him on the wall and when the door opened it revealed a, cackling, old woman)
* '''Old Witch:''' Gueeessss who? (Glasses started to break) Your glamours and ghoulish gal pal..The Old Witch and I've got just the idea to help your show.
* '''Cryptkeeper:''' What's wrong with my show?
* '''Old Witch:''' You need liven it up a little, Crypty.
* '''Cryptkeeper:''' Liven it up? But I tell dead time stories and don't call me Crypty.
* '''Old Witch:''' Sure, Crypty. But if little old me were your hostess with the mostess, we could do so much more. For example, does your face hurt?
* '''Cryptkeeper:''' No, why?
* '''Old Witch:''' Well, it's killing me. (laughs) And that means one thing.
* '''Cryptkeeper:''' You're leaving?
* '''Old Witch:''' No. It's time for, The Old Hag's--(pulls up a beauty parlor) Beauty Bag!  Fasten your chair restrains and get ready for a monster makeover guaranteed to make people give you a second look.
* '''Cryptkeeper:''' I don't have time for this ghoulishness. I have a story to tell. (to audience) Sorry folks.
* '''Old Witch:''' Hold still, Crypty. This will only take a second. (pulls out tons of beauty products)
* '''Cryptkeeper:''' Oh no, not the wrinkle scream. Scare conditioner? Tooth waste? Wart blush? Mas-scare-a? Eye of Newt?
* '''Old Witch:''' I can't help myself.
* '''Cryptkeeper:''' Lip Shriek? Stye Shadow? Rude Rouge? No, no. Not the smell gel!
* '''Old Witch:''' (puts some on his face and starts the machine) So what do you think kiddies? Gorgeous or what? (Turn him into her and hands him a mirror and it breaks)
* '''Cryptkeeper:''' My crocodiles.
* '''Old Witch:''' Your what?
* '''Cryptkeeper:''' Crocodiles. I almost forgot...it's time to feed my crocodiles. Uh, hand me that rope will you?
* '''Old Witch:''' Sure, Crypty. (pulls the rope and she falls through the floor and attacked by crocodiles)
* '''Cryptkeeper:''' (turns back to normal) See you later, alligator. (laughs) Now scare was I? Ah yes, tonight's Halloween story. (coughs and a tentacles hand him a book) It's about a silly old bear and his friends reuniting with (coughs) a big family of kids. It's no choke. They invited them for Halloween this year. A fiendish Halloween they would never forget. I call it...Tricked.

(The scene begins at the Loud House decorated for Halloween with Lynn Sr. screaming finding a head in the fridge)
*'''Lynn Sr.:''' (screaming) I hate Halloween! 
*'''Christopher Robin:''' Lucy, I found her head!
*'''Lucy: '''Thanks, Robin. (smiles) I love Halloween. 
*'''Head:''' Bleh.
(The rest of the family are working on decorations)
*'''Lucy:''' Excellent fake blood, ladies. Add more molasses for better consistency.
*'''Olive Doyle:''' And the most evil secret ingredient of all, high fructose corn syrup.
*'''Stephanie:''' True. There's always a use for this stuff.
*'''Lynn:''' Hey, Luce! Check out our pumpkins! Whaddya think? (Some of the Louds shows their pumpkins)
* '''Piglet:''' Yipes!
* '''Human Applejack:''' Come on, Piglet. They're not that scary.
* '''Lana:''' A bit bloody, but not scary.
* '''Piglet:''' Oh.
* '''Gretchen: '''I just love Halloween.
* '''Phineas Flynn:''' Me too. What did you think is the most bizarre thing on Halloween is?
* '''Ferb Flecther''': Definitely the giant floating baby head.
* '''Phineas Flynn:'''Yeah... Yeah, where did that come from, hmm?
* '''Lucy:''' Hmm... (on Lynn's pumpkin) More blood here, (on Lola's pumpkin) few more gashes on this one, (at on Lana's pumpkin) knock out a tooth, (on Lincoln's pumpkin) add some more ooze to those scabs, (on Luna's pumpkin) dampen the head wounds.
* '''Luna:''' Halloween is kinda crazy with a spooky little girl like you! 
* '''Leni:''' Totes! I'm so glad mom finally let you do your haunted corn maze! 
* '''Lucy:''' As am I. I've been waiting my whole life to do this. Not to mention my past lives. 
* '''Timmy Turner:''' And thank you for allowing us to come over for Halloween this year. 
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' And for inviting me over. 
* '''Lincoln:''' Anyone who's a friend of our cousin is an honorary family member of the Loud House in our book.  
* '''Sunset Shimmer:''' Awwww.  
* '''Milly:''' So what do think of the sign?  
* '''Lucy:''' (Sees the work on the sign) Fantastic sign work, guys. Just the right mixture of corn and gore.  
* '''Luan:''' Ah, shucks! It's just something we "cob"-bled up together from a "kernel" of an idea! (laughs) Oh Yes! A triple!
(Everyone groans and someone throw a pumpkin at Luan)
* '''Luan:''' I'd expect more support from my "pump-kin"! (laughs) Get it? 
* '''Adyson:''' Please stop. 
* '''Ginger''': I really hope she goes as a mime tonight. 
* '''Lucy:''' (face-palms) Sigh... Thanks for all your hard work, guys. This is gonna be the best Halloween ever. I'm so excited.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Are you sure?
* '''Wanda:''' Can't tell.
* '''Lincoln:''' Trust me. She's excited.
* '''Ginger:''' If you say so.
* '''Familiar Voice:''' (off-screen) Jack-o-Lincoln! Do you copy?
* '''Tigger:''' What was that?
* '''Lincoln:''' That was my friend, Clyde. Speaking of the best Halloween ever, Clyde and I have some pretty big plans, too. (to Clyde on his walkie talkie) I copy you, McBride of Frankenstein. Meet you at the rendezvous point in fifteen. Over.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Mind if we go with you?
* '''Lincoln:''' Why not?
* '''Lynn Sr.:''' (off-screen) AAAAAH! I hate Halloween!
* '''Lucy:''' Oh. Dad must have found the severed limbs I stored in his closet.
* '''Holly:''' Maybe you shouldn't have too many severed body parts lying around the house.
*'''Human Pinkie Pie:''' Is your dad always like this?
* '''Leni:''' Pretty much. He's literally scared of everything on Halloween.
* '''Cosmo:''' But things are supposed to be scary.
* '''Lori:''' Tell him that. But he'll just be scared as always.
* '''Human Fluttershy:''' Poor Mr. Loud.
* '''Tigger:''' If only your dad was more like me and less like him.
* '''Scruffy:''' I know.
(Later that day, Lincoln sneaks around the city meeting up with Clyde behind a bush)
* '''Clyde:''' Did anyone follow you?
* '''Lincoln:''' Not a chance, I took evasive maneuvers.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Hello, Clyde!
* '''Clyde:''' I thought you said no one followed you.
* '''Lincoln:''' I did. It's just that I invited them over Halloween. 
* '''Clyde:''' Oh.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' So, why are you two are hiding anyway?
* '''Wanda:''' And why are we in this part of town?
* '''Lincoln:''' (pulls out chart) You see guys, for years, there have been rumors of a neighborhood, where people hand out full sized candy bars, instead of tiny bite sized ones. Clyde and I were determined to find this mythological place, so we did some research. (pulls down a map) By studying satellite photos, (pulls down a line graph) analyzing median income levels, and tracking candy buyers throughout Southeastern Michigan... We found it! Huntington Manor.
* '''Piglet:''' That looks like a big place to get candy.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' I can taste those bars now. 
* '''Lincoln:''' Now we just have one more obstacle: getting in. 
* '''Tigger:''' We could climb over the wall. 
* '''Wanda:''' They'll call the cops. 
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Oh, bother. 
* '''Timmy Turner: '''There's gotta be someway to get in that place. 
(Both scratch their chins as suddenly, a taxi stops in front of the gate) 
* '''Clyde: '''(offscreen) Wait a minute! What have we here?
* '''Cosmo:''' Looks like somebody's leaving for the holiday.
* '''Winnie the Pooh: '''And they look exactly like Lincoln and Clyde.
(Two rich-looking boys named Alistair and Nigel, who look almost exactly like Lincoln and Clyde, are show coming out the front gate, carrying suitcases.)
* '''Alistair:''' Cheers, Wyatt. We're off to visit the homeland.
* '''Wyatt:''' Have a great trip, Master Alistair. You too, Master Nigel.
* '''Nigel:''' Ta. See you in a fortnight. (both boys steps in the cab and took)
* '''Lincoln:''' (speaks with a British accent) I think we may have found our ticket in... (nudges Clyde)...Master Nigel.
* '''Clyde:''' Cheers to that, Master Alistair.
* '''Tigger:''' This is perfect. We'll meet back here when we split up for trick or treating.
* '''Lincoln:''' Exactly.
* '''Wanda:''' As long we don't have any trouble, we should be fine.
(Suddenly they bump into 2 bullies)
* '''Hank:''' Watch where you're going, doofuses!

(Clyde suddenly has a nosebleed.)
* '''Hawk:''' Ugh! Blood! I think I'm gonna barf! (groans)
* '''Hank:''' Aw, don't barf! That'll make me barf! 
* '''Clyde:''' Sorry, guys! I get nosebleeds when I'm scared.
* '''Hawk:''' Listen, we need some advice. What's the best place to trick-or-treat around here?
* '''Hank:''' Yeah, where's the good candy?
* '''Clyde:'''  Uh...Definitely not this neighborhood! No full-size candy bars here.
* '''Piglet''': None here whatsoever.
* '''Lincoln:''' You should try Franklin Avenue, over in Royal Woods. It's great for candy, plus there's an awesome haunted corn maze.
* '''Hawk:''' Franklin Avenue, eh? We'll check that out.
* '''Hank:''' Aw yeah, I can't wait!
* '''Clyde:''' Sent them to your street? Nice save, buddy.
* '''Lincoln:''' You too.
* '''Cosmo:''' That was a close one. 
* '''Lincoln:''' We worked hard to find this neighborhood. Why should we share it?
* '''Clyde:''' Exactly. Dr. Lopez says I need to look out for me more.
* '''Lincoln:''' She's worth every penny you're paying her. So, who's coming with me and Clyde?
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' Me, Piglet, and Tigger are coming with you.
* '''Timmy Turner:''' I'll go with you.
* '''Wanda:''' We'll go too.
* '''Clyde:''' Are any other of your friends going?
* '''Timmy Turner:''' Well, Otis, Scruffy, Emma, Andrea, CJ, Ronny, Phineas, Ferb, Candace, Perry and their friends promised Lola, Lana, and Lisa, they'd go trick-or-treating with them this year.
* '''Piglet:''' So did Twi and her friends.
* '''Winnie the Pooh:'''  And Christopher Robin, Sunset Shimmer, Olive, Mia, Stephanie, Olivia, Katie, The Fireside Girls, Rabbit and Eeyore promised Lucy they'd help out with the maze.
* '''Lincoln:''' Sounds fair.
* '''Tigger:''' Let's go get our trick or treating on! (whoops)