Editing Winnie the Pooh and The Age of Pirates/Transcript (section)

== Prologue ==
(The scene begins with the gang sailing through the forest)

'''[Tigger]'''

''Aaaaaaah...I love the life on a piratey ship''

''Sailin’ the 70 seas!''

''But since we're surrounded by acres of woods''

''We sail on the land…''

'''[Gopher]'''

''Through the trees!''

'''[All]'''

''Yo ho, everyone knows a pirate's life is free''

''Yo ho, wherever we go, pirates is what we'll be''

'''[Tigger]'''

''Swash all your buckles, the captain speaks''

'''[Piglet]'''

''It's time to...''

'''[Gopher]'''

''Swab the deck!''

'''[Tigger]'''

''Rudder the tiller, the Robin is missin’''

'''[Pooh]'''

''Will it be lunchtime next?''

'''[All]'''

''Yo ho, everyone knows a pirate's life is free''

''Yo ho, wherever we go, pirates is what we'll be''

'''[Tigger]'''

''We sail for adventure, seek buried treasure''



'''[Gopher]'''

''Digging it up's for me''

'''[All]'''

''Yo ho, everyone knows a pirate's life is free''

'''[Pooh]'''

''Ho yo? (giggles) How does it go?''

'''[All]'''

''Pirates is what we'll be!''

(Later at the beach)
* '''Rarity:''' It is gorgeous out. Just gorgeous!

* '''Sora:''' Yep, nothing like a day at the beach.
* '''Donald Duck:''' You said it. 
* '''Goofy:''' Yep. No villains to capture us. No worries. 
* '''Misty:''' As Timon would say, Hukana Matata
* '''Bolin:''' What now?
* '''Brock:''' (in Pumbaa’s voice) Hukana Matata. It means no worries.
* '''Bolin:''' Oh. I see.
* '''Fluttershy:''' Do you guys hear something?
* '''Spike:''' Now that you mention it.
* '''Goofy:''' Hey, here comes Pooh and the gang.
* '''Ash Ketchum:''' Yeah. But on a rolling moving ship?
* '''Pikachu:''' Pika?
* '''Togepi:''' Togepi?
* '''Twilight Sparkle:''' They coming in pretty fast!
* '''Rainbow Dash:''' LOOK OUT!!!
(The pirate ship crashes into the sand)
* '''Eeyore:''' Never thought I say this, but I kinda glad.
* '''Gopher:''' Well, that was fun while it lasted. I better get going. Gotta lot a digging to catch up on. (falls down hole)
* '''Winnie the Pooh:''' See you later, Gopher.
* '''Tigger:''' Hey, look it’s some of our friends.
* '''Korra:''' Hi, Pooh Bear. What are you guys doing?
* '''Winnie the''' '''Pooh:''' Well, Korra, we’re pirates, you see.
* '''Piglet:''' And I’m the captain.
* '''Tigger:''' We’re acting like pirates of the seven seas, just like Captain Jack Sparrow.
* '''Piglet:''' Care to play Pirate with us?
* '''Ash Ketchum:''' Sure, why not.
(Everyone laughs as the villains begin to spy on our heroes)
* '''Lord Zedd:''' Look at them. Playing pirates like it was a joke.
* '''Chameleon:''' Yes, there like sitting ducks compared to real pirates.
* '''Bowser Koopa:''' Indeed.
* '''Ranamon:''' Let me take care of those heroes, Koopa. I can handle that bear and his little pals.
* '''Pyscho Blue:''' I don’t know. You’re not much of the capturing type.
* '''Wraith:''' Especially with that extra power of yours.
* '''Ranamon:''' What are you trying to say?
* '''Mercurymon:''' They're trying you say, you’re scared, you merky-headed knit. You’re afraid that you’ll fail just like before.
* '''Pyscho Yellow:''' Probably just as bad as Team Rocket try to take that yellow rat.
* '''Ranamon:''' That’s ridiculous. I think you’ve been knocked in the head, sugar. Of all the nerve, how dare you two compare me to those knitwits.
* '''Jessie:''' Who are you calling knitwits, fish breath.
* '''Ranamon:''' Did I call you all knitwits? I meant to call James and Meowth knitwits. You look more like an old witch.
* '''Jessie:''' Did she...call me...old?
* '''James:''' Don’t listen to her, Jessie. I mean, what does she know about aging.
* '''Meowth:''' Yeah, that’s right Jess. She ain’t an expert like you.
* '''Jessie:''' I'M NOT OLD!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!
* '''Harley Quinn:''' Oooooh. These are gonna get ugly.
* '''The Joker:''' My money’s on Jessie.
* '''Meowth:''' I got Ranamon.
* '''Two-Face''': Double or nothing?
* '''The Joker:''' You’re on.
* '''Bowser:''' ENOUGH!!!! Ranamon, proceed with your plan to capture Pooh and his friends. Don’t mess it up.
* '''Ranamon:''' With pleasure.