Editing Winnie the Pooh Meets the Reluctant Dragon/Transcript (section)

== The Battle ==

* (The dragon sees Sir Giles charging, and trips his horse using a giant smoke ring)
*'''Villagers''': ''Hooray for the dragon! Hooray!''
*(Sir Giles gets himself back on his horse, unsheathes his sword, and charges again. But the dragon swirls around and creates a large cloud of smoke, causing Sir Giles to miss as he runs right through the cloud. The dragon sees the opportunity, sneaks behind Sir Giles, taps on his horse, and motions for Sir Giles to enter, which he does.)
*'''Sir Giles''': Dragon! (x2) (opens his visor) Extraordinary. Why, he's disappeared.
*'''Dragon''': Yoo-hoo! Here I am.
*'''Sir Giles''': Oh, so you are. 
*'''Dragon''': Am I doing all right?
*'''Sir Giles''': I say, old boy. Stop acting silly, will you? (gets out his sword and swings and misses)
*'''Dragon''': Help! Oh, no! Oh, help!
*(Sir Giles chases the dragon into his cave and they cause a great ruckus, but inside, it's all revealed to be an act)
*'''Sir Giles''': I say, you hack...! No, no stop it!
*'''Dragon''': Oh, no, stop! Stop it! Oh, no, you can't! 
*'''Sir Giles''': That's it. Steady now. You can't do that! Raise the gate. Raise the gate. Hey. No, no, no. No, fire.
*'''Villager''': It's horrible, ain't it?
*'''Dragon''': Oh, no! Help, please. (offering a cup of tea) One lump or two? (yells outside) Help!
*'''Sir Giles''': (takes the cup) Don't mind if I do. (yells outside) Hey, you vulgar...!
*'''Dragon''': Help! Help!
*'''Sir Giles:''' Now, I'll chase you.
*(The villagers anxiously wait outside, but soon run when the dragon comes running)
*'''Dragon''': Help! Oh, no, no, no. Hey! Help!
*'''Sir Giles''': Steady now.
*'''Boy''': Hey, Sir Giles!
*'''Sir Giles''': (realizes he hasn't got his spear) Egad.
*(Sir Giles rushes back to the cave to get his spear)
*'''Villagers''': ''Hooray, Sir Giles! Hooray!''  ''Hooray, Dragon! Hooray!''
*(The Dragon picks up his tail and charges at Sir Giles like he were wielding a spear)
*'''Villagers''': ''Hooray, Sir Giles!''  ''Hooray, Dragon!''  ''Hooray, Sir Giles! Hooray, Dragon!''  ''Hooray, Sir Giles! Hooray, Dragon!''  ''Hooray, Sir Giles! Hooray, Dragon!''
*(Both "combatants" collide)
*'''Dragon''': Help! (x2)
*'''Sir Giles''': Take that!
*'''Dragon''': Horrible!
*'''Sir Giles''': Hey, cut it out! No, no, no.
*'''Dragon''': Ouch! Help!
*'''Sir Giles''': Take that!
*'''Dragon''': Stop it. Oh, no.
*'''Sir Giles''': Stay the game.
*(As both "combatants" yell, it's revealed that they're dancing in the smoke, while Sir Giles' horse watches annoyingly)
*'''Sir Giles''': Uh, the time has come, you know.
*'''Dragon''': (clapping excitedly) You mean... I die now?
*'''Sir Giles''': Oh yes indeed. As per-agreed, we'll seal our pact, old thing. (places the spear under the dragon's arm) Take that!
*(The dragon leaps out of the smoke and screams, repeating every now and then. Finally, the smoke clears and we see the dragon lying on the ground with the lance under his arm, and Sir Giles is standing victoriously on him. The crowd cheers.)
*'''Crowd''': Hooray!
*'''Tigger''': (laughs) Now that's what I call slaying!
*'''Rabbit''': I can't believe, how wonderful the dragon's act was!
*'''Pooh''': I can't either.
*'''Eeyore''': Moved me to tears.