Editing Winnie the Pooh Meets the Reluctant Dragon/Transcript (section)

== Punk Poet/I'm Mad! ==

*'''Narrator''': So the next day, the villagers gathered to see the valiant knight engage the bloodthirsty Dragon in a battle to the finish.
*'''Villager 1''': So I am getting 20-to-1 on Sir Giles. That's twopence on the Dragon.
*'''Villager 2''': All right, on the Dragon. Twopence on the Dragon.
*'''Villager 3''': You'r''<nowiki/>''e a smart one.
*'''Villager 4''': Balloons. Only a bit for a balloon. They're amusing, inexpensive.
*''<nowiki/>'''''Villager 5''': A nice side seat and a''<nowiki/>'' nice side spot. Here now, mind your step, lady. Mind your step.''<nowiki/>''
*'''Villager 6''': Look, the Dragon ain't got a chance.
*'''Villager 7''': ''<nowiki/>''Aye, he'll do the Dragon in.
*(Soon, the t''<nowiki/>''rumpets play for Sir Giles to make his entrance)
*'''Villagers''': ''Hooray, Sir Giles! Hooray!''
*(Meanwhile, the toys are near the cave, trying to get in without being seen)
*'''Rabbit''': All right, everyone. The dragon needs our help and we need to get to his cave fast, without being seen.
*(Everyone soon stops as they near the large, intimidating cave)
*'''Eeyore''': To make a long story short. Uh-oh.
*'''Rabbit''': Don't be ridiculous, Eeyore. There's absolutely nothing to fear... especially with Pooh leading the way.
*'''All''': Pooh?
*'''Pooh''': Yes?
*'''Rabbit''': Yes, indeed. Pooh is, as Tigger pointed out, the one who suggested helping out with the dragon situation. It's only fair, you should have the honor of going first.
*'''Piglet''': Oh, are you eager to go first, Pooh?
*'''Pooh''': Yes, Piglet. It seems that I am... very slowly.
*'''Eeyore''': I'm glad no one thought about donkeys going first.
*'''Rabbit''': You go right ahead, Pooh.
*(Pooh steps forward from their hiding place. As soon as he takes one step, a villager yells, "Hey!" Thinking they got caught, Piglet, Tigger, Rabbit, and Eeyore run inside a hollow tree)
*'''Rabbit''': My, that was close!
*'''Piglet''': Ohh, it's awfully dark in here.
*'''Tigger''': Don't worry, little Piglet, nothing can get us here.
*'''Eeyore''': Unless it got in here first.
*(Yelling from outside)
*'''Rabbit''': Oh, my goodness gracious!
*(All Scream)
*'''Pooh''': It appears this step is safe. (Chuckles) But noisy. Shall I go on? Rabbit! Tigger!
*'''Rabbit''': Faster!
*(The others pass Pooh and run into the dragon's cave, leaving him spinning in mid-air)
*'''Rabbit''': That was close. Now we shouldn't have nothing to worry about.
*(Door Knocking)
*'''Tigger''': Then why is my heart still, k-k-knocking?
*'''Rabbit''': That's not your heart, it's, (gulps) Oh, oh my.
*'''Eeyore''': Something, or somebody, at the door.
*'''Tigger''': That's a relief. Hoo hoo. For a moment there, I thought we were in trouble.
*'''Rabbit''': Tigger, no!
*'''Winnie the Pooh''': (steps in) Hello everyone! Have I missed anything, fun? (chuckles)
*'''Piglet''': Oh, Pooh bear.
*'''Boy''': Hello, everyone.
*'''Piglet''': Hello. What's wrong?
*'''Boy''': The dragon still won't go.
*'''Dragon''': It's no use. You might as well tell the people to go away. I can't do it.
*'''Piglet''': Oh dear. We can't do that, they'll be so disappointed.
*'''Tigger''': Can't you try breathing fire again?
*''<nowiki/>'''''Dr'''''<nowiki/>'''''agon''': You've got to be mad to br''<nowiki/>''eathe fire. And I'm not mad at anybody.
*'''Boy''': But try''<nowiki/>'' real hard. Concentrate.
* (The dragon tries to breath fire, but only a donut shaped puff comes out, which falls to the ground)
* '''Dragon''': Not very good, is it?
* '''Rabbit''': Nope. Too bad you're not a real dragon instead of a punk poet.
* '''Dragon''': Punk poet?! (fire comes out of his mouth) Ooh. Say that again.
*'''Boy''': Punk poet.
*'''Dragon''': Oh, say that again.
*'''Boy:''' Punk poet.
*'''Dragon:''' Again.
*'''Boy''': (more eagerly) Punk poet!
*'''Dragon:''' Again.
*'''Boy''': Punk poet!
*'''Dragon:''' Oh, I'm mad, I'm mad!
* (They all jump up and down as the whole cave fills with smoke. Cut to outside the cave; the villagers start running for their lives when they see the smoke)
* '''Rabbit''': (coughing) Alright, alright! Now stop that before you fill this place with smoke!
* '''Boy''': Oh, sorry Rabbit.
*(The dragon lets out a roar, catching Sir Giles attention and impressing him)
*'''Sir Giles''': By Jove!
*(The villagers go into hiding as the dragon starts puffing out smoke rings. Sir Giles sees his opening, charges, and the battle is underway)