Editing Winnie the Pooh Meets the Reluctant Dragon/Transcript (section)

== Meeting Sir Giles/He Won't Fight ==

*'''Guard''': Alright, now. Alright. Off you go. Sir Giles can't be disturbed.  Sure, he's in conference, he is.  There ain't no one, absolutely no one, can see Sir Giles. Now off you go. Off you go. Away with you. 
*(Our heroes successfully sneak past the guards and enter the inn to meet Sir Giles)
*'''Boy''': Excuse us, sir. We've come to...
*(Our heroes soon meet Sir Giles making sure he was clean enough for the fight)
*'''Boy''': Sir Giles, I presume?
*'''Sir Giles''': Come (x4), lads. Stop mumbling.
*'''Boy''': My friends and I, we came to talk about the Dragon. 
*'''Sir Giles''': Oh, yes, yes, yes.  Another tale of woe and misery, I suppose.  Devoured your flocks, no doubt.  
*'''Piglet''': Oh, no, sir. He...  
*'''Sir Giles''': Aha! Made off with your loving parents, has he?  Well, they shall be avenged. (he steps out of the tub and unfortunately slips)
*'''Boy''': You don't understand.
*'''Sir Giles''': What? Don't tell me he's kidnapped some fair damsel.  With flaxen hair and ruby lips and form divine.  Why, he can't do that to her.  He shall pay dearly on the field of battle.
*'''Rabbit''': But that's just it. He won't fight.  
*'''Sir Giles''': Yes, he... (realizes) He won't fight?  Preposterous. The fellow must be an infernal cad.  Bit of a rotter, what?
*'''Piglet''': He is not. He's a nice old dragon who likes to write poetry.
*'''Sir Giles''': Poetry?
*'''Boy''': Yes, you know, verses?
*'''Sir Giles''': How jolly. I'm a bit of a bard myself, you know.
*'''Pooh''': You're a poet too?
*'''Sir Giles''': Yes. No doubt you heard of my "Ode to a Fleecy Cloud"?  ''- Well, I... Oh, fleecy cloud'' ''O cloud of fleece'' ''Up in the sky so high'' Oh, my. Oh, my.  But come, come. Let's not dilly-dally. We must meet this fine fellow at once.
*'''Boy''': Then you'll explain to the Dragon about the fight?
*'''Sir Giles''': Yes, quite right. Quite right. Of course. (x3) Quite. (x3) (They go downstairs)