Editing Winnie the Pooh Meets The Incredibles/Transcript

This is the transcript for ''[[Winnie the Pooh Meets The Incredibles]]''.

== Transcript ==

===Opening/The Golden Years/Pooh and his friends meets Mr. Incredible and ElastiGirl/Bob and Helen's Wedding/The Supers Got Sued===
'''Mr. Incredible:''' (as he tries to pin a lapel mic on his suit) Is this on?

'''Interviewer:''' ''That’s fine.''

'''Mr. Incredible:''' ''I can break through walls, I just can’t…''

'''Interviewer:''' ''That’s fine.''

'''Mr. Incredible:''' I can’t get this on.

'''Interviewer:''' ''So, Mr. Incredible… do you have a secret identity?''

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Every superhero has a secret identity. I don’t know a single one who doesn’t. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?

['''Walt Disney Pictures''' Presents...]

'''Elastigirl:''' Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this at the supermarket? Come on. Who’d want to go shopping as Elastigirl, y’know what I mean?

[A '''Pixar Animation Studios''' Film...]

'''Frozone:''' Super Ladies, they’re always trying to tell you their secret identity. Think it’ll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I said, "Girl, I don’t want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego." or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you’re a super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe, that’s all right with me. I’m good. I’m good.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to STAY SAVED, you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?!

'''Interviewer:''' (laughing) ''I could get to that point.''

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Please? (He gets up and tries to leave.)

'''Interviewer:''' ''Wait, no, don’t get up yet. We’re not finished.''

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Sometimes l think I’d just like the simple life, you know? Relax a little and raise a family.

'''Elastigirl:''' Settle down? Are you kidding? I’m at the top of my game! I’m right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don’t think so! I don’t think so.

(The police are in a car chase and then the criminals start shooting their guns. Then, we see Bob driving to his wedding.)

'''Police Radio:''' We interrupt for an important bulletin. A deadly high-speed pursuit between police and armed gunmen is underway, traveling northbound on San Pablo Ave.

(Bob opens to his map and sees where the chase is.)

'''Bob:''' Yeah, I’ve got time.

(He puts his car in auto drive and puts on his supersuit. Then, his car changes into the Incredibile. He races down the road.)

'''Old Lady:''' Mr. Incredible. Um, Mr. Incredible…

(Mr. Incredible stops.)

'''Mr. Incredible''': What is it, ma’am?

'''Old Lady:''' My cat, Squeaker, won’t come down.

''(points to her cat in the tree)''

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Certainly, ma’am but I suggest you stand clear. There could be trouble.

'''Old Lady:''' No, no. He’s quite tame.

(Mr. Incredible takes the tree out of the ground and shakes it. Mr. Incredible sees how close the criminals are to him)

'''Mr. Incredible:''' (muttering) Let go now!

(That cat finally falls off and the Old Lady catches him. Mr. Incredible then throws the tree onto the road and the criminals crash into it. After the criminals get arrested, he puts the tree back.)

'''Police Officer 1:''' Thank you, Mr. Incredible. You’ve done it again.

'''Police Officer 2:''' Yeah, you’re the best.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' No, I’m just here to help.

'''Police Radio:''' Attention all units. We have a tour bus robbery…

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Tour bus robbery. I’ve still got time. Officers. Ma’am. Squeaker.

''(Mr. Incredible gets into his car.)''

'''Incrediboy:''' Cool! Ready for take-off!

'''Mr. Incredible:''' What the…? Who are you supposed to be?

'''Incrediboy:''' Well, I’m lncrediBoy.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' What? No. You’re that kid from the fan club. (''stammering.'') Brophy. Brody. B-Buddy! Buddy!

'''Incrediboy:''' My name is lncrediBoy!

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Look, I’ve been nice, I’ve stood for photos, signed every scrap of paper you pushed at me but this is…

'''Incrediboy:''' No, no, no, you don’t have to worry about training me. I know all your moves, your crime fighting style, favorite catch phrases, everything! I’m your number one fan!

(''Mr. Incredible kicks him out of the car and accelerates.'')

'''Incrediboy:''' Hey! ''Hey, '''wait!'''''

(Later, a man is looking through a purse)

'''Mr. Incredible:''' You know...you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse, but maybe that’s not what you had in mind.

'''Thief:''' (points gun at him) Hey, look- ''(he gets knocked out by a hand.)''

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Elastigirl.

'''Elastigirl:''' Mr. Incredible.

(Elastigirl picks the thief up.)

'''Mr. Incredible:''' No, it’s all right. I’ve got him.

'''Elastigirl:''' Sure, you’ve got him. I just took him out for you.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Sure, you took him out. His attention was on me.

'''Elastigirl:''' A fact I exploited to do my job.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' My job, you mean.

'''Elastigirl:''' A simple thank you will suffice.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Thanks, but I don’t need any help.

'''Elastigirl:''' Whatever happened to "ladies first"?

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Well, whatever happened to equal treatment?

'''Thief:''' Hey, look, the lady got me first....''(he gets knocked out again by Elastigirl)''

'''Elastigirl:''' Well, we could share, you know.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' I work alone.

'''Elastigirl:''' Well, I think you need to be more….<small>''flexible''</small>.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Are you doing anything later?

(Nearby, Pooh and his friends are in the same place)

'''Misty''': Are you sure we're in the right place? I don't see Batman anywhere.

Pikachu: Pika. 

(They see Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl)

'''Brock''': Say, maybe they'll tell us where he is. (Walks over to them) Excuse me! Can you help us out?

(Bob and Helen jump in surprise, thinking Pooh and the gang are villains at first)

'''Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible''': Geez! You startled us. We didn't think anyone on this roof would be here.

'''Helen Parr/Elastigirl''': Who are you guys and what are you doing up here?

'''Winnie the Pooh: '''Well, this is Piglet, and Tigger, and Rabbit, And Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Togepi, Brock. Buzzie, Flaps, Dizzy and Ziggy. Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike. Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo. Toaster, Blanky, Lampy, Radio and Kirby. Iago, George Beard , Harold Hutchins, Mr. Krupp, Tennesse Tuxedo and Chumley. And, I'm Winnie the Pooh.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: I'm Mr. Incredible.

Helen/Elastigrl: And, I'm Elastigirl. It's nice to meet you guys.

Scrappy-Doo: Likewise.

Ash Ketchum: Anyway, we're looking for our friend Batman and his sidekick Robin. Have you seen them?

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: No, we haven't.

Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Does Batman and Robin have superpowers?

Ash Ketchum: No, not really. But, they do have gizmos and gadgets.

Helen Parr/Elastigirl: I see. Anyway, I have a previous engagement.

Misty: You mean a wedding?

Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Uh-huh, you guys want to come?

Daphne: We love to.

Tigger: I guess we should go with Elastigirl. We accept your invitation.

Shaggy: There will be cake at the reception right?

Iago: Yeah, we'll leave everything to you.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: I guess you guys will. So, you guys watch out for criminals they'll hurt you.

Misty: Oh, we will.

Winnie the Pooh: Good-bye, Mr. Incredible!

Ash Ketchum: We'll see you later.

(Pooh Bear and his friends go with Elastigirl.)

Mr. Incredible: Bye, guys.

(The scene changes where the robber is being cuffed by Mr. Incredible.)

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Now, you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage in an hour.

Lucius/Frozone:  Hey, Incredible!

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Hey, Frozone!

Luciuis/Frozone: Shoudln't you be getting ready?

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: I still got time!

(Just then he hears the crowd screaming upon seeing a man about to jump from the roof.)

Woman: He's gonna jump!

[''Later, Mr. Incredible handcuffs a thief'']

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Now, you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage in an hour.

(Then, Frozone is seen chasing a helicopter.)

'''Frozone:''' Hey, Incredible!

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Hey, Frozone!

'''Frozone:''' Shouldn’t you be getting ready?!

'''Mr. Incredible:''' I still got time.

[''crowd screaming'']

'''Woman:''' He’s gonna jump!

[''Mr. Incredible looks up one of the tallest building's in the city, seeing a man named Oliver Sansweet on the edge. Mr. Incredible watches in horror as the man suddenly jumps off the building, falling down, with the crowd screaming magnified. He runs forward, and catches him just in time both crashing through one of the building's windows. In the background, the crowd's screams turn to cheers and applause'']

'''Sansweet:''' I think you broke something.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' With counseling, I think you’ll come to forgive me. Wait a minute.

[''He drags him to safety, and hears noises from the wall. He takes cover with the Seal Door, as a bomb explodes, leaving smoke and a hole in the wall. Bomb Voyage emerges from the hole.'']

'''Mr. Incredible:''' [''coughing''] Bomb Voyage.

'''Bomb Voyage:''' ''Monsieur Incroyable! (Mr. Incredible!)''

'''Incrediboy:''' And IncrediBoy!

'''Bomb Voyage:''' IncrediBoy?

'''Incrediboy:''' Hey, hey! Aren’t you curious about how I get around so fast? See? I have these rocket boots--

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Go home, Buddy.

'''Incrediboy:''' What?

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Now.

'''Bomb Voyage:''' ''Petit mufle va! (Little oaf!)''

'''Incrediboy:''' Can we talk? You always say be true to yourself, but you never say which part of yourself to be true to. Well, I’ve finally figured out who I am. I am your ward…IncrediBoy!

'''Mr. Incredible:''' And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy.

'''Incrediboy:''' This is because I don’t have powers, isn’t it? Well not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invented these. I can fly. Can you fly?

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.

'''Bomb Voyage:''' ''Oui et ta tenue est complètement ridicule! (And your outfit is totally ridiculous!)''

'''Incrediboy:''' Just give me one chance! I’ll show you. I’ll go get the police.

(Bomb Voyage throws a bomb on Incrediboy's cape.)

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Buddy, don’t!

'''Incrediboy:''' It’ll only take a second, really.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' '''No,''' <big>'''''STOP!'''''</big> There’s a bomb!

(Mr. Incredible runs up to Incrediboy and grabs his cape right before he takes off.)

'''Incrediboy:''' Let go! You’re wrecking my flight pattern! I can do this if you let go!

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Will you just…?! I’m trying to help! Stop!

'''Incrediboy:''' Let go of my cape!

[''He does, as the bomb drops onto a train track below. It then explodes, destroying a huge chunk of the bridge. A train was approaching, and Mr. Incredible runs forward to it, stops, and lets the train hit his hands. The train does, as the passengers brutally get thrown forward, and the train slowly comes to a halt, almost falling down the bridge.'']

(The scene changes where Mr. Incredible escorts Buddy to the Police car.)

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Take this one home and make his mom knows what he's been doing.

Buddy Pine: I can help you! You're making a mista-- (get's shoved into the car by an officer) Hey!



Winnie the Pooh: Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl?

Bob Parr: Bob, please?

Helen: And, Helen, please?

Winnie the Pooh: Of course, Bob and Helen. Congratulations.

Ash Ketchum: Yeah, congratulations.

Bob Parr: Thanks, guys.


<br />

===Fifteen Years Later/Meeting Dash and Violet/Dinner at the Parr's House/Fire at the Hotel===



'''Mr. Huph''''': PAAAARR!'' 

''(Bob gets startled and stands up)'' 

''Mr. Huph: You authorized payment on the Walker policy?!''

'''Bob''''': Someone broke into their house, Mr. Huph. Their policy clearly states that...–''

'''Mr. Huph''''': I– I– I– I don't wanna know about their coverage, Bob! Don't tell me about their coverage! Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black! Tell me how that's possible, with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory THAT GIVES YOU A PHONE CALL! (Angrily storms out of Bob's office in a huff)''

'''Voice''''': Morning break is over. Morning break is over.''

''(Bob's pencils fall off his desk to the floor)''

'''''Principal''': I appreciate you coming down here, Mrs. Parr.''

''(Helen looks at Dash)''

'''''Helen''': What's this about? Has Dash done something wrong?''

'''''Principal''': Well--''

'''''Bernie''' (pompously): He's a disruptive influence, and he openly mocks me in front of the class.''

'''''Dash''' (sullenly): HE says.''

'''''Bernie''': Look, I KNOW it's you! He puts thumbtacks on my stool.''

'''''Helen''': You SAW him do this?''

'''''Bernie''': Well-- not rea-- no. Actually not.''

'''''Helen''': Oh. Then how did you know it was him?''

'''''Bernie''': I hid a camera.''

''(Bernie gets a remote out of his pocket; Dash looks worried; Helen glares at Dash)''

'''''Bernie''': And this time I got him.''

''(Bernie plays the tape; as he is sitting down, a barely distinguishable blur passes between Dash's desk and Bernie's seat)''

'''''Bernie''': See? You see?''

''(everyone squints)''

'''''Bernie''': Oh, you don't see? (sighs)''

''(Bernie plays the tape again, and rewinds it)''

'''''Bernie''': He moves! Right there!''

''(Helen squints)''

'''''Bernie''': Wait, wait... right THERE! Right as I'm sitting down! I don't know. I don't know how he does it, bu bu but there's no tack on my stool BEFORE he moves, and AFTER he moves, there's a tack! Coincidence? I think NOT!''

''(Bernie glares at Helen and Dash)''

'''''Principal''' (gently): Uh, Bernie...''

''(The principal touches Bernie on the shoulder)''

'''''Bernie''' (furiously takes the principal's hand off his shoulder): Don't 'Bernie' me. (angrily points to Dash) THIS LITTLE RAT IS GUILTY!!''

'''''Principal''' (resigned, apologetic): You and your son can go now, Mrs. Parr. I-- I'm sorry for the trouble.''

''(Shocked, Bernie drops the remote; Helen and Dash leave; once Dash's back is turned, he grins triumphantly)''

'''''Bernie''': You're letting him go AGAIN?! He's guilty! You can see it on his smug little face!''

''(Bernie turns red, throws a tantrum and starts shaking the chair angrily)''

'''''Bernie''': GUILTY I SAY!! GUILTY!!''

''(Helen closes the door, blotting out his voice)''

''Bernie: GUILTY, GUILTY!! NO!!''



Bob Parr: Hi, guys.

Ash Ketchum: Hi, Bob. No crime-fighting just now?

Bob Parr: Nope.

Iago: But, why?

Bob Parr: Because 15 years ago Helen and I had to retire. So, I was sued by Sansweet who didn't want to be saved.

Ash Ketchum: That doesn't sound fair.

George Beard: You said it.

Bob Parr: I know. It’s hard for me and Helen.










Helen Parr: Dash, do you have something you want to tell your father about school?

Dash: (nervously) um, well, we dissected a frog?

Helen Parr: Dash got sent to the office again. 

Bob Parr: (not paying attention) Good, good. 

Helen Parr: No, Bob, that's bad. 

Bob Parr: What? 

Helen Parr: Dash got sent to the office again? 

Winnie the Pooh: What's he done? 

Tigger: Yeah, what for? 

Dash: Nothing! 

Helen Parr: He put a tack on the teacher's chair during class. 

Dash: Nobody saw me, he barely see it on the tape. 

Bob Parr: he got you on tape and you still got away with it? Whoa! You must've been booking how fast you think you were going? 

Helen Parr: Bob, we not encouraging on this. 

Bob Parr: I'm not encouraging, I'm just asking how fast-- 

Helen Parr: Honey! 

(Bob realized that he broke the plate.) 

Bob Parr: (frustrated) Oh, great, first the car, now I gotta pay to fix the table. 

Helen Parr: The car? What happened to the car? 

Bob Parr: Here, I'm getting a new plate. 

Helen Parr: Ahem. So, how about you, Vi? How was school? 

Violet: Nothing to report. 

Helen Parr: You hardly touched your food. 

Violet: I'm not hungry for meat loaf. 

Helen Parr: Well, it is leftover night. We have steak, pasta. What are you hungry for? 

Dash: (teasingly) Tony Rydinger. 

Violet: (annoyed) Shut up! 

Dash: Well, you are! 

Violet: I said shut up, you little insect! 

Dash: Well, she is! 

(The heroes shake their heads in annoyance.) 

Helen Parr: Do not shout at the table! Honey! 

Bob Parr: Kids, listen to your mother! 

Dash: She'd eat if we're having Tony loaf! 

Rabbit: (groans) Good grief. 

Violet: (angrily) That's it! 

Harold Hutchins: Here we go again.

[Violet jumps over the table and starts fighting with Dash]

'''Helen:''' Stop it!

(Dash starts running around the table hitting Violet every time he passes her.)

'''Dash:''' You’re gonna be toast!

'''Helen:''' Stop running in the house! You sit down!

(Violet puts a force field in front of Dash to stop him, laughing.)

'''Dash:''' OW! HEY!, NO FORCE FIELDS!

'''Violet:''' You started it.

(Helen then stretches her arms to grab Dash and Violet.)

'''Helen:''' You sit down! You sit down! Violet!

(Dash and Violet go under the table to fight with Helen’s arms still attached.)

'''Helen:''' Ow! Ow!

(In the kitchen, Bob gets another plate while still reading the newspaper.)

(Bob reads the paper and noticed an ad)

Bob Parr: Simon J Paladino, longtime advocate of superhero rights, is missing.

Helen: Bob come on! It’s time to engage!


(Then a doorbell rings)



*'''Lucius Best:''' Is that everybody?!

*'''Bob Parr:''' Yeah, that's everyone!

*''[They duck down to avoid the crumbling ceiling.]''

*'''Lucius Best:''' It better be.

*''[Lucius attempts to generate ice to put out the fire, but to no avail, as he's not only dehydrated, but there's also no moisture in the air.]''

*'''Bob Parr:''' Can't you put this out?

*'''Lucius Best:''' I can't lay down a layer thick enough! It's evaporating too fast!

*'''Bob Parr:''' Well, what's that mean?

*'''Lucius Best:''' It means ''it's hot!'' And I'm dehydrated, Bob!

*'''Bob Parr:''' You're out of ice?! You can't run out of ice! I thought you could use the water in the air!

*'''Lucius Best:''' There ''is'' no water in this air! What's your excuse, run out of muscle?!

*'''Bob Parr:''' I can't just go smashing through walls! The building's getting weaker by the second! It's gonna come down on top of us!

*'''Lucius Best:''' ''I'' wanted to go ''bowling!''

*''[More parts of the building come crumbling down. Bob eventually sees an open path ahead.]''

*'''Bob Parr:''' All right! Stay right on my tail! It's gonna get hot!

*''[He and Lucius charge through the fire and smash through a wall on the side of the building, crashing through a wall into another building next to the burning building, causing the latter building to collapse, eventually putting out the fire. Bob and Lucius take notice from behind and then see the people they rescued moving and regaining consciousness, much to their relief.]''

*'''Bob Parr:''' ''[fist bumps with Lucius]'' Yeah. ''[He gets up coughing, then realizes that he and Lucius are inside a jewelry store.]'' Uh-oh. ''[He unknowingly trips the alarm on accidentally. sarcastically]'' Oh, good.

*''[Suddenly, an alarm sounds and the lights turn on, startling the two superheroes.]''

*'''Lucius Best:''' ''[groans as he gets up]'' Oh, no. That ain't right.

*''[A police officer gets out of his car and sees Bob and Lucius inside the store. Inside, Bob and Lucius get into another argument.]''

*'''Lucius Best:''' We look like bad guys! ''Incompetent'' bad guys!

*'''Bob Parr:''' You can get water out of the air!

*''[The police officer breaks in and points his gun at the two Supers.]''

*'''Cop:''' ''FREEZE!''






(Pooh Bear and his friends come out yawning.)

Pooh Bear: (yawns) What's going on here?

Ash Ketchum: What's all the yelling about?

Brock: Yeah, we're trying to get some sleep here.

Bob Parr: We're just having a discussion.

Violet: Pretty loud discussion.

Misty: More like an argument if you ask me. I can see see you guys can't agree on anything.

Helen: Well, sometimes we just can't agree.

Bob Parr: Yeah, but that's okay because what's important Mommy and I are always a team, we're always... united against the forces of uh...

Helen Parr: Pig-headedness.

Bob Parr: I was gonna say "ego" or something.

Pikachu: Pika. 

Brock: Sure, we can't always agree on anything either.

Rabbit: Yes, now let's go back to bed, shall we?

Heroes: Yes.

Ash Ketchum: And, Mr. and Mrs. Parr, no more shouting at each other. Please? We've had enough arguments for one night and we're tired.

Piglet: We all deserve a little break. Even from family feuds.

Pooh Bear: (pleadingly) Yeah. So, would you keep it down, please?

Heroes: (pleadingly whine to Mr. and Mrs. Parr to stop arguing)

(Bob and Helen now see how overly stressed out our heroes are with the family tensions they inadvertently dragged them into.)

Bob Parr: (sighs) Alright. You win.

Helen Parr: We're sorry we woke you, everything's okay. And we promise. We'll be on our best behavior and no more dragging you into our petty arguments. Now, go back to bed. It's late.

Dash: Good night, Mom. Good night, Dad.

Ash Ketchum: Good night, Bob. Good night, Helen.

Bob Parr; Good night, son.

Helen Parr: Good night, honey.

Pooh Bear: Good night.

Helen and Bob: Good night.

(Helen kisses Pooh Bear.)

Heroes: Good night.<br />

===At Bob's Work/Mr. Huph gets hospitalized and Bob gets fired/In Bob's office===
(At work, Bob was typing on the computer at his office)

'''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': HAVE YOU GOT HIM YET?! WHERE IS HE?! I NEED TO TALK TO HIM RIGHT NOW!

'''Female Voice''': Mr. Huph would like to talk to you in his office.

'''Bob Parr''': Now?

'''Female Voice''': Now.

(Bob left his office and set off to Mr. Huph's office while Mirage placing a package into his office)

'''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': Sit down, Bob.

(Bob sits at a chair.)

'''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': I am not happy, Bob. Not... happy. Ask me why.

'''Bob Parr: '''Okay. Why?

'''Mr. Huph: '''Why What? Be specific Bob.

'''Bob Parr: '''Why are you unhappy?

'''Gilber Huph: '''Your customers make me unhappy.

'''Bob Parr: '''What? You gotten complaints?

Gilbert Huph: Complaints, I can handle. What I can't handle is your customers' inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare's inner workings. They're experts! Experts, Bob! Exploiting every loophole! Dodging every obstacle! They're penetrating the bureaucracy!

'''Bob Parr: '''Did I do something illegal?

'''Gilbert Huph: '''No.

'''Bob Parr: '''Are you saying we shouldn’t help our customers?

'''Gilbert Huph: '''The law requires that I answer no.

'''Bob Parr: '''We’re supposed to help, people.

'''Gilbert Huph: '''We’re supposed to help OUR PEOPLE! Starting with our stockholders, Bob. Who’s helping them out? Huh? (Calms down) You know, Bob. A company…

'''Bob Parr: '''Is like an enormous clock.

'''Mr Huph: '''Is like an enormous cl-. Yes, precisely.

(Bob turns and sees a man being mugged by another man through the window)

'''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': Bob? Bob?

(Mr. Huph grabs Bob by the chin and pulls him toward him)

'''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': Look at me when I'm talking to you, Parr!

'''Bob Parr''': That man out there, he needs help!

'''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': Do not change the subject, Bob! We're discussing your attitude!

'''Bob Parr''': (points to the man who is being mugged) He is getting mugged!

'''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': Well, let's hope we don't cover him!

'''Bob Parr''': (gets up out of his seat and heads for the door) I'll be right back.

'''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': Stop right now, OR YOU'RE FIRED!

(Bob stops; Mr. Huph grins evilly)

'''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': Close the door.

(Bob reluctantly closes the door)

'''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': Get over here, now.

(Bob lets go of the doorknob, now crushed out of shape, and walks over to Mr. Huph)

'''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy.

(Bob sees the mugger getting away and glares)

'''Bob Parr''': He got away.

'''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': Good thing, too. Heh! You were this close to losing your j–LAAAGH!

(Bob angrily grabs Mr. Huph by the throat and throws him through 5 office walls; everyone stares at Bob in shock)

'''Bob Parr''': Uh oh.

(At the hospital, Mr. Huph is bandaged from his injuries)

'''Bob Parr''': How is he?

'''Rick Dicker''': Oh, he will live.

'''Bob Parr''': I'm fired. Am I?

'''Rick Dicker''': Oh, you think?

'''Bob Parr: '''What could I say, Rick?

'''Rick Dicker: '''Something you haven't said.

'''Bob Parr: '''Someone was in trouble.

===Meeting Mirage/Battling against Omininoid 8===
(Knocking was heard on the door.)

Bob Parr: Come in.

Winnie the Pooh: Good evening, Bob.

Bob Parr: (sadly) Hi, guys.

Tigger: You okay?

Rabbit: What happened today, Bob?

Bob Parr: I got fired.

Ash Ketchum: You got fired?

Misty: But why? What did you do?

Pikachu: Pika.

(Pikachu climbs onto Bob's lap comforting him and he pets him in response.)

Bob Parr: Because I've lost my temper at my mean boss Mr. Gilbert Huph and injured him.

Shaggy: A mean boss? Like, what's he got against you?

Bob Parr: He doesn't like it when I help out the customers, all he cares about is himself. When I was in the middle of Mr. Huph's lecture I wanted to save that man from getting mugged, but he wouldn't let me.

Shaggy: What was his problem?

Bob Parr: He was stingy and he yelled at me all the time.

'''Mr. Krupp:''' Now, that's a stingy grouch. Sounds like someone I know.

Bob Parr: Mmm-hmm.

Harold Hutchins: (gets on Bob's lap) We're sorry for what happened today, Bob.

Bob Parr: I know, guys. (sighs) It's just that I miss fighting crime. I never like that job at the insurance place. I never liked my boss who ticked me off.

Ash Ketchum: I feel the same way too, Bob.

Bob Parr: Really?

Ash Ketchum: Yeah, I can lose my temper if anyone gets under my skin.

George Beard: And believe us he's really good at it too.

Misty: You see, Bob, you shouldn't let anyone get under your skin. I can get ticked off if anyone picks on my Togepi.

Bob Parr: (sighs) That we have alot in common.

(Ash and Bob hug each other.)

Shaggy: Like, I'm hungry. Would you like to join us for dinner?

Bob Parr: Maybe, later, Shaggy.

Shaggy: Okay, Bob.

(The heroes leave the room as Bob throws all of his work stuff away but just then he sees a tablet.)

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'''Tablet''': This message will self-destruct.

'''Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible''': Uh-oh.

(The tablet explodes in Bob's room. Bob comes out coughing and the smoke triggers the sprinkler system)

'''Mr. Krupp''': Hey!

(The kids laugh and everyone else complains)

'''Helen Parr/Elastigirl''': BOB!!!!

'''Dash Parr''': Whoo-hoo!

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===Dinner with Mirage/Life's Incredible again===
(The scene changes to a montage where Bob comes home. Bob spends quality time with his family and the heroes. Bob get's in shape by lifting the chains and trains.)

Pikachu: Pika Pika. 

===Meeting Edna Mode/No capes!/Returning to the Island===
Pikachu: Pikachu. 

===Back at the Parr House/Encountering Omininoid 9/Mr. Incredible meets Syndrome===
Pikachu: Pika Pi.

'''''Syndrome''': It's bigger! It's badder! Ladies and gentlemen, it's too much for Mr. Incredible! Whoa-ho! Whoa! It's finally ready! You know, I went through quite a few supers to make it worthy to fight you, but man, it wasn't good enough! After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications. Sure, it was difficult, but you are worth it. I mean, after all... I am your biggest fan.''

'''''Mr. Incredible''' (recognizing that last line): Buddy?''

'''''Syndrome''': My name is not '''BUDDY!'''''

''(The Omnidroid lets go of Mr. Incredible)''

'''''Syndrome''': And it's not IncrediBoy either! That ship has sailed! All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help! And what did you say to me?!''

''(cuts to flashback of Mr. Incredible angrily telling Young Buddy, "Fly home, Buddy. I work alone."; then cuts to a furious young Buddy staring up at a Mr. Incredible poster in his room, then angrily tearing it off)''

'''''Syndrome''' (narrating): It tore me apart. But I learned an important lesson: You can't count on anyone, especially your heroes.''

'''''Mr. Incredible''': I was wrong to treat you that way. I'm sorry.''

'''''Syndrome''': See? Now you respect me. Because I'm a threat. That's the way it works. Turns out there are lots of people, whole countries, that want respect, and will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons. And now I have a weapon only I can defeat. And when I unleash it, I'll get--

(Mr. Incredible throws a log at Syndrome, but he dodges it hastily. He gets back up and freezes Mr. Incredible with a zero-point energy beam.)

'''Syndrome''': ''(laughing)'' You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can't believe it.

===Helen flies to find Bob===
Syndrome: You, sir, truly are Mr. Incredible.

Joker: It is quite ironic that the brawny superhero's name is Mr. Incredible. Right, guys?

Villains: Right.

Syndrome: ''[to Mr. Incredible]'' You know, I was right to idolize you. I-I-I always knew you were tough, but tricking the probe by hiding under the bones of another Super? Oh, man! I'm still geeking out about it!



Pikachu: Chu.

===Helen goes to find Bob/Brock looks to find food for everyone/Dash, Tigger, and Rabbit discover a rocket silo===

(Later inside the cave)

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'''Dash Parr''': Well, not that this isn't fun, but I'm gonna go look around.

'''Violet Parr''': What do you think is going on here? You think we're on vacation or something? Mom and Dad's lives could be in jeopardy. Or worse, their marriage.

'''Piglet''': Their marriage?

'''Dash Parr''': So, the bad guys are trying to wreck Mom and Dad's marriage.

'''Violet Parr''': Forget it. You're so immature.

'''Dash Parr''': I'm gonna go look around.

'''Violet Parr''': Mom said to stay hidden.

'''Dash Parr''': I'm not gonna leave the cave. Sheesh.

'''Tigger''': Hey, Dashy boy. Bunny boy and I are comin' with ya.

Dash Parr: Okay, Tigger.

Pikachu: Pikachu. 

'''Brock''': I'm going to go look for some food.

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'''Dash Parr: '''Cool! Cool!

=== The heroes triggered the alarm/Helen finds Bob ===
???: Look who we got here?

???: Da twoips triggered de alarm!!!

(we hear familiar laughs)

???: Prepare for trouble. 

???: Make it double.

Violet: Who was that?

Dash: Show yourselves!

Winnie the Pooh: We know those voices.

???: To protect the world from devastation.

???: To unite all peoples within our nation. 

???: To denounce the evils of truth and love. 

???: To extend our reach to the stars above. 

???: Jessie. 

???: James. 

Jessie: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light. 

James: Surrender now or prepare to fight.

???: Meowth, dat's right!

Ash Ketchum: It's Team Rocket!!!

Pikachu: Pi-Pi Kachu!

Violet: What kind of name is Team Rocket?

Misty: Team Rocket is an evil gang of Pokemon thieves, Violet. 

Violet: You mean you know them?

Ash Ketchum: They are bad guys who steal other people's Pokémon. They're also after my Pikachu. 

Meowth: Syndrome was specific. He sent us ta lure Mista Incredible here, an' we roped in some twoips an' twoipettes! 

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Syndrome: Whoa, whoa, hey, time-out! What have we here, matching uniforms? Oh, no, Elastigirl?  (laughs) You married Elastigirl? It's a whole family of supers, looks like I hit the jackpot! And, I see you've got stuffed animals, kids, dinosaurs, appliances, and animals for backup?

Shaggy Rogers: Like, who don't know who you're talking too, mister!

Rabbit: We're friends of Bob and Helen!

Fred Jones: Yeah, we're the Mystery Inc!

Ash Ketchum: And, we're Pokemon trainers!

Syndrome: Ha! Pokemon trainers and Mystery Inc, huh? Never heard of you guys!

Winnie the Pooh: We are heroes and we don't have superpowers.

Syndrome: (chuckles) I've never met any heroes who don't have superpowers. You guys are nothing but powerless heroes.

'''Iago''': (losing his temper) We are not powerless!

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Tigger: Say, who are you?

Syndrome: I am Mr. Incredible's nemesis Syndrome.

'''Ash Ketchum''': Nemesis, Syndrome? (laughs) You sound and look more like a fanboy dressed in a Halloween costume than an nemesis. (laughs)

(Everyone else laughs as well)

'''George Beard''': Fanboy! (laughs) That's a good one!

Syndrome: (sarcastically) Real funny, guys.



Ash Ketchum: You won't get away with this, Syndrome!

Syndrome: Oh, I already have, trainer boy. (mockingly) You and your friends actually tried to talk me out of taking Mr. Incredible's place? That's so cute. (laughing)

Professor Poopypants: 

Kirby: Why don't you just shut off?!

Syndrome: (in Air Conditioner's voice) Hey, I'm real scared there, vacuum cleaner. What are you gonna do? Suck me to death?

Kirby: Hmph!


Pikachu: Pika. 

Ash Ketchum: Bob?

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Hmm?

'''Iago''': How long have you known Syndrome?

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: He used to be my fan and his name used to be Buddy Pine. He wanted to be my sidekick, so he kept calling himself "Incrediboy" and I told him "No." because I work alone.

Shaggy Rogers: Like, that sounds like a weird name.

Scooby-Doo: Yeah, weird.

Rabbit: Maybe, he doesn't know anything about safety.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Maybe you're right, Rabbit. One of my enemies named Bomb Voyage planted a bomb onto Buddy's cape and so I've tried to stop him but, he didn't listen to me. So, Bomb Voyage got away.

Tigger: Buddy was dumb not to pay attention to you.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Mmm-hmm.

Brock: He probably doesn't know that crime fighting is dangerous business when it comes to being a superhero.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Not to mention wearing capes are dangerous. That's why I kept telling him that I work alone. 

Pooh Bear: I can tell you don't need backup from any of us. Not just because we don't have superpowers, it's because we'll get hurt.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Yeah, that's true, Pooh Bear. But, on the other hand Ash's Pikachu does have powerful electric shocks.

Pikachu: Pikachu.

Ash Ketchum: Uh-huh, Syndrome should know that not all superheroes have a sidekick like Batman. In fact, he does wear a cape, but don't worry, Bob. Batman and Robin are always careful.

Tigger: Even Superman is always careful with his cape.

Rabbit: Spiderman doesn't wear a cape just because he has spider web powers he doesn't need one.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Wow.

Brock: We often help out other superheroes in different worlds and sometimes we leave everything to them

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: You guys are so smart.

Misty: Come to think of it, nobody's heard of Incrediboy and he'd be a total mockery

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: I agree with you, Misty. He was an annoying fan boy he wouldn't take no for an answer.

Piglet: Since we don't have super powers would you and Helen be mad at all of us since we're not super heroes?

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Ah, heck, no we will not, Piglet.

Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Now, don't be silly, not everybody in this world has super powers like we do.

Cera: In fact, judging from your powers and your struggles in working together to protect people, you guys sort of reminded us of a group of superheroes we know.

Littlefoot: Yeah. We know all about the Justice League, the Avengers and the Teen Titans.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: You do?

'''George Beard''': Yes, we do.

Helen Parr/ElastiGirl: You know about those groups of superheroes? Even though we never met them.

'''Mr. Krupp''': Uh-huh, we also know the Powerpuff Girls as well they have superpowers despite their small size they're also strong enough to lift us.

Helen Parr/ElastiGirl: That sounds interesting






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'''Batman''': Would you both stop yelling at each other for Pete's sake?! You two are behaving like immature children!



Dash: Ash, you think your Pikachu can take the robot down?

Ash Ketchum: I'll try, Dash. Pikachu use thunderbolt!

(Pikachu attempts to shock the omidroid but it's unharmed. It got angry and went after Pikachu)

Ash Ketchum: Pikachu!!!

(Ash jumped in to protect his little friend from harm, only to get his his upper arm slashed which caused him to scream in pain and fall backwards.)

Heroes: (gasps) Ash!

Violet and Dash: Ash!

Bob and Helen: Ash!

Pikachu: Pika Pi!

Ash Ketchum: Pikachu, are you alright?

'''Captain Underpants''': He is. What about you?

(Ash moans in pain as Bob and Helen walk over to Ash and kneeled down to see if he's all right. Bob picks up Ash into his arms and Helen picks up Pikachu then they both carry them to a safe side of the building.)

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: (worried) Are you okay, son? 

Ash Ketchum: Yeah, I guess so. (winces from the pain of his arm)

Helen/Elastigirl: (worried) What's wrong, honey?

Ash Ketchum: That robot just slashed my arm.

Helen/Elastigirl: Here, let me have a look, honey. (examines the slash) Hmm, it's only a scratch.

Ash Ketchum: Bob, Helen, I'm sorry I worried you guys. I didn't want Pikachu to get hurt.

Helen/Elastigirl: (gently) It's all right,  Ash.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Batman, Robin,  take care of Ash. (gives Ash to Batman)

Ash Ketchum: But, Bob, what about the rest of my friends and my Pikachu?

Helen/Elastigirl: (giving Pikachu to Robin) Don't worry, Ash, I got him. 

'''George Beard:''' What about Violet and Dash?

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: (gently) Shh, they'll be fine. Helen and I will be fine too.

Pikachu: Pika!!!

Helen/Elastigirl: It's all right, Pikachu.

Shaggy: Like, that robot is too strong, we can't take it down!

'''Captain Underpants''': But if together we can. Tra-laa-laa!<br />

=== Saving Jack-Jack/Syndrome's Death and Poopypants' and Melvin's defeat ===



Syndrome: Shhhhh, the baby's sleeping. (laughing) You took away my future. I'm simply returning the favor. Oh, don't worry I'll be a good mentor, supportive, encouraging, everything you weren't. Who knows? He might need a good sidekick.

Ash Ketchum: Bob should've told you anything before! Not all superheroes have sidekicks, some work alone! You should know all those superheroes are not allowed to wear capes!

Captain Underpants: Hey!

Ash Ketchum: Sorry. 

Pikachu: (angrily) Pika!

Syndrome: (annoyed) Shut up, kid, I don't need to listen to any of your lectures.

Professor Poopypants: Yeah! No wonder you get way too much screentime. 

'''Melvin Sneedly''': Talk about an overused character.

Pikachu: (sparks sputter from his cheeks) PIKA!!!

Syndrome: We will get your son!

Ash Ketchum: Pikachu use thunderbolt!

(Pikachu shocks Syndrome with his thunderbolt which caused him to scream in pain.)

Harold Hutchins: 

Winnie the Pooh: (sighs) Thank goodness it's over.

Ash Ketchum: Your former fan turned nemesis is no more.

Bob/Mr. Incredible: (chuckles) You're absolutely right, Ash. I really appreciate you and your friends backing us up.

(Bob picks up Ash and hugs him.)

Ash Ketchum: Nobody messes with you or your family.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: (chuckles) You got that right, Ash and nobody messes with my friends especially you. Come here, you! (laughs as he pulls him into a playful noogie which caused Ash to laugh)

Ash Ketchum: (laughing) Hey, no fair! 

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: (jokingly) Who said anything about fair? (tickling him)

(Bob and Ash playfully rough house each other then he playfully picks up Ash in his arms. Helen, Dash, Violet and the other heroes laugh upon seeing this.)

Winnie the Pooh: (giggles) This is too adorable.

Tigger: This is entertaining. Hoo-hoo.

Elastigirl/Helen Parr: (chuckles) Yeah, this is too cute.

Ash Ketchum: You know something, Bob?

Bob Parr/Mr. incredible: Yeah?

Ash Ketchum: I wish my dad could've seen this.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: I bet he'd be proud of you and Ash, even though you don't have any superpowers, you proved yourself to be a hero.

Helen/Elastigirl: Yeah, we could've done it without you guys.

Rabbit: It was our pleasure.

Piglet: Which reminds me, where you are going to live now?

Dash: Does this mean we have to move again.

=== Ending ===
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