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===At Bob's Work/Mr. Huph gets hospitalized and Bob gets fired/In Bob's office=== (At work, Bob was typing on the computer at his office) '''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': HAVE YOU GOT HIM YET?! WHERE IS HE?! I NEED TO TALK TO HIM RIGHT NOW! '''Female Voice''': Mr. Huph would like to talk to you in his office. '''Bob Parr''': Now? '''Female Voice''': Now. (Bob left his office and set off to Mr. Huph's office while Mirage placing a package into his office) '''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': Sit down, Bob. (Bob sits at a chair.) '''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': I am not happy, Bob. Not... happy. Ask me why. '''Bob Parr: '''Okay. Why? '''Mr. Huph: '''Why What? Be specific Bob. '''Bob Parr: '''Why are you unhappy? '''Gilber Huph: '''Your customers make me unhappy. '''Bob Parr: '''What? You gotten complaints? Gilbert Huph: Complaints, I can handle. What I can't handle is your customers' inexplicable knowledge of Insuricare's inner workings. They're experts! Experts, Bob! Exploiting every loophole! Dodging every obstacle! They're penetrating the bureaucracy! '''Bob Parr: '''Did I do something illegal? '''Gilbert Huph: '''No. '''Bob Parr: '''Are you saying we shouldn’t help our customers? '''Gilbert Huph: '''The law requires that I answer no. '''Bob Parr: '''We’re supposed to help, people. '''Gilbert Huph: '''We’re supposed to help OUR PEOPLE! Starting with our stockholders, Bob. Who’s helping them out? Huh? (Calms down) You know, Bob. A company… '''Bob Parr: '''Is like an enormous clock. '''Mr Huph: '''Is like an enormous cl-. Yes, precisely. (Bob turns and sees a man being mugged by another man through the window) '''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': Bob? Bob? (Mr. Huph grabs Bob by the chin and pulls him toward him) '''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': Look at me when I'm talking to you, Parr! '''Bob Parr''': That man out there, he needs help! '''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': Do not change the subject, Bob! We're discussing your attitude! '''Bob Parr''': (points to the man who is being mugged) He is getting mugged! '''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': Well, let's hope we don't cover him! '''Bob Parr''': (gets up out of his seat and heads for the door) I'll be right back. '''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': Stop right now, OR YOU'RE FIRED! (Bob stops; Mr. Huph grins evilly) '''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': Close the door. (Bob reluctantly closes the door) '''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': Get over here, now. (Bob lets go of the doorknob, now crushed out of shape, and walks over to Mr. Huph) '''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': I'm not happy, Bob. Not happy. (Bob sees the mugger getting away and glares) '''Bob Parr''': He got away. '''Mr. Gilbert Huph''': Good thing, too. Heh! You were this close to losing your j–LAAAGH! (Bob angrily grabs Mr. Huph by the throat and throws him through 5 office walls; everyone stares at Bob in shock) '''Bob Parr''': Uh oh. (At the hospital, Mr. Huph is bandaged from his injuries) '''Bob Parr''': How is he? '''Rick Dicker''': Oh, he will live. '''Bob Parr''': I'm fired. Am I? '''Rick Dicker''': Oh, you think? '''Bob Parr: '''What could I say, Rick? '''Rick Dicker: '''Something you haven't said. '''Bob Parr: '''Someone was in trouble.
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