Editing Winnie the Pooh Meets The Incredibles/Transcript (section)

===Opening/The Golden Years/Pooh and his friends meets Mr. Incredible and ElastiGirl/Bob and Helen's Wedding/The Supers Got Sued===
'''Mr. Incredible:''' (as he tries to pin a lapel mic on his suit) Is this on?

'''Interviewer:''' ''That’s fine.''

'''Mr. Incredible:''' ''I can break through walls, I just can’t…''

'''Interviewer:''' ''That’s fine.''

'''Mr. Incredible:''' I can’t get this on.

'''Interviewer:''' ''So, Mr. Incredible… do you have a secret identity?''

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Every superhero has a secret identity. I don’t know a single one who doesn’t. Who wants the pressure of being super all the time?

['''Walt Disney Pictures''' Presents...]

'''Elastigirl:''' Of course I have a secret identity. Can you see me in this at the supermarket? Come on. Who’d want to go shopping as Elastigirl, y’know what I mean?

[A '''Pixar Animation Studios''' Film...]

'''Frozone:''' Super Ladies, they’re always trying to tell you their secret identity. Think it’ll strengthen the relationship or something like that. I said, "Girl, I don’t want to know about your mild-mannered alter ego." or anything like that. I mean, you tell me you’re a super-mega-ultra-lightning-babe, that’s all right with me. I’m good. I’m good.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to STAY SAVED, you know? For a little bit. I feel like the maid. I just cleaned up this mess. Can we keep it clean for ten minutes?!

'''Interviewer:''' (laughing) ''I could get to that point.''

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Please? (He gets up and tries to leave.)

'''Interviewer:''' ''Wait, no, don’t get up yet. We’re not finished.''

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Sometimes l think I’d just like the simple life, you know? Relax a little and raise a family.

'''Elastigirl:''' Settle down? Are you kidding? I’m at the top of my game! I’m right up there with the big dogs! Girls, come on. Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don’t think so! I don’t think so.

(The police are in a car chase and then the criminals start shooting their guns. Then, we see Bob driving to his wedding.)

'''Police Radio:''' We interrupt for an important bulletin. A deadly high-speed pursuit between police and armed gunmen is underway, traveling northbound on San Pablo Ave.

(Bob opens to his map and sees where the chase is.)

'''Bob:''' Yeah, I’ve got time.

(He puts his car in auto drive and puts on his supersuit. Then, his car changes into the Incredibile. He races down the road.)

'''Old Lady:''' Mr. Incredible. Um, Mr. Incredible…

(Mr. Incredible stops.)

'''Mr. Incredible''': What is it, ma’am?

'''Old Lady:''' My cat, Squeaker, won’t come down.

''(points to her cat in the tree)''

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Certainly, ma’am but I suggest you stand clear. There could be trouble.

'''Old Lady:''' No, no. He’s quite tame.

(Mr. Incredible takes the tree out of the ground and shakes it. Mr. Incredible sees how close the criminals are to him)

'''Mr. Incredible:''' (muttering) Let go now!

(That cat finally falls off and the Old Lady catches him. Mr. Incredible then throws the tree onto the road and the criminals crash into it. After the criminals get arrested, he puts the tree back.)

'''Police Officer 1:''' Thank you, Mr. Incredible. You’ve done it again.

'''Police Officer 2:''' Yeah, you’re the best.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' No, I’m just here to help.

'''Police Radio:''' Attention all units. We have a tour bus robbery…

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Tour bus robbery. I’ve still got time. Officers. Ma’am. Squeaker.

''(Mr. Incredible gets into his car.)''

'''Incrediboy:''' Cool! Ready for take-off!

'''Mr. Incredible:''' What the…? Who are you supposed to be?

'''Incrediboy:''' Well, I’m lncrediBoy.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' What? No. You’re that kid from the fan club. (''stammering.'') Brophy. Brody. B-Buddy! Buddy!

'''Incrediboy:''' My name is lncrediBoy!

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Look, I’ve been nice, I’ve stood for photos, signed every scrap of paper you pushed at me but this is…

'''Incrediboy:''' No, no, no, you don’t have to worry about training me. I know all your moves, your crime fighting style, favorite catch phrases, everything! I’m your number one fan!

(''Mr. Incredible kicks him out of the car and accelerates.'')

'''Incrediboy:''' Hey! ''Hey, '''wait!'''''

(Later, a man is looking through a purse)

'''Mr. Incredible:''' You know...you can tell a lot about a woman by the contents of her purse, but maybe that’s not what you had in mind.

'''Thief:''' (points gun at him) Hey, look- ''(he gets knocked out by a hand.)''

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Elastigirl.

'''Elastigirl:''' Mr. Incredible.

(Elastigirl picks the thief up.)

'''Mr. Incredible:''' No, it’s all right. I’ve got him.

'''Elastigirl:''' Sure, you’ve got him. I just took him out for you.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Sure, you took him out. His attention was on me.

'''Elastigirl:''' A fact I exploited to do my job.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' My job, you mean.

'''Elastigirl:''' A simple thank you will suffice.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Thanks, but I don’t need any help.

'''Elastigirl:''' Whatever happened to "ladies first"?

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Well, whatever happened to equal treatment?

'''Thief:''' Hey, look, the lady got me first....''(he gets knocked out again by Elastigirl)''

'''Elastigirl:''' Well, we could share, you know.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' I work alone.

'''Elastigirl:''' Well, I think you need to be more….<small>''flexible''</small>.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Are you doing anything later?

(Nearby, Pooh and his friends are in the same place)

'''Misty''': Are you sure we're in the right place? I don't see Batman anywhere.

Pikachu: Pika. 

(They see Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl)

'''Brock''': Say, maybe they'll tell us where he is. (Walks over to them) Excuse me! Can you help us out?

(Bob and Helen jump in surprise, thinking Pooh and the gang are villains at first)

'''Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible''': Geez! You startled us. We didn't think anyone on this roof would be here.

'''Helen Parr/Elastigirl''': Who are you guys and what are you doing up here?

'''Winnie the Pooh: '''Well, this is Piglet, and Tigger, and Rabbit, And Ash Ketchum, Pikachu, Misty, Togepi, Brock. Buzzie, Flaps, Dizzy and Ziggy. Littlefoot, Cera, Ducky, Petrie and Spike. Fred, Daphne, Velma, Shaggy, Scooby-Doo and Scrappy-Doo. Toaster, Blanky, Lampy, Radio and Kirby. Iago, George Beard , Harold Hutchins, Mr. Krupp, Tennesse Tuxedo and Chumley. And, I'm Winnie the Pooh.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: I'm Mr. Incredible.

Helen/Elastigrl: And, I'm Elastigirl. It's nice to meet you guys.

Scrappy-Doo: Likewise.

Ash Ketchum: Anyway, we're looking for our friend Batman and his sidekick Robin. Have you seen them?

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: No, we haven't.

Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Does Batman and Robin have superpowers?

Ash Ketchum: No, not really. But, they do have gizmos and gadgets.

Helen Parr/Elastigirl: I see. Anyway, I have a previous engagement.

Misty: You mean a wedding?

Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Uh-huh, you guys want to come?

Daphne: We love to.

Tigger: I guess we should go with Elastigirl. We accept your invitation.

Shaggy: There will be cake at the reception right?

Iago: Yeah, we'll leave everything to you.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: I guess you guys will. So, you guys watch out for criminals they'll hurt you.

Misty: Oh, we will.

Winnie the Pooh: Good-bye, Mr. Incredible!

Ash Ketchum: We'll see you later.

(Pooh Bear and his friends go with Elastigirl.)

Mr. Incredible: Bye, guys.

(The scene changes where the robber is being cuffed by Mr. Incredible.)

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Now, you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage in an hour.

Lucius/Frozone:  Hey, Incredible!

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Hey, Frozone!

Luciuis/Frozone: Shoudln't you be getting ready?

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: I still got time!

(Just then he hears the crowd screaming upon seeing a man about to jump from the roof.)

Woman: He's gonna jump!

[''Later, Mr. Incredible handcuffs a thief'']

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Now, you just stay here. They usually pick up the garbage in an hour.

(Then, Frozone is seen chasing a helicopter.)

'''Frozone:''' Hey, Incredible!

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Hey, Frozone!

'''Frozone:''' Shouldn’t you be getting ready?!

'''Mr. Incredible:''' I still got time.

[''crowd screaming'']

'''Woman:''' He’s gonna jump!

[''Mr. Incredible looks up one of the tallest building's in the city, seeing a man named Oliver Sansweet on the edge. Mr. Incredible watches in horror as the man suddenly jumps off the building, falling down, with the crowd screaming magnified. He runs forward, and catches him just in time both crashing through one of the building's windows. In the background, the crowd's screams turn to cheers and applause'']

'''Sansweet:''' I think you broke something.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' With counseling, I think you’ll come to forgive me. Wait a minute.

[''He drags him to safety, and hears noises from the wall. He takes cover with the Seal Door, as a bomb explodes, leaving smoke and a hole in the wall. Bomb Voyage emerges from the hole.'']

'''Mr. Incredible:''' [''coughing''] Bomb Voyage.

'''Bomb Voyage:''' ''Monsieur Incroyable! (Mr. Incredible!)''

'''Incrediboy:''' And IncrediBoy!

'''Bomb Voyage:''' IncrediBoy?

'''Incrediboy:''' Hey, hey! Aren’t you curious about how I get around so fast? See? I have these rocket boots--

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Go home, Buddy.

'''Incrediboy:''' What?

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Now.

'''Bomb Voyage:''' ''Petit mufle va! (Little oaf!)''

'''Incrediboy:''' Can we talk? You always say be true to yourself, but you never say which part of yourself to be true to. Well, I’ve finally figured out who I am. I am your ward…IncrediBoy!

'''Mr. Incredible:''' And now, you have officially carried it too far, Buddy.

'''Incrediboy:''' This is because I don’t have powers, isn’t it? Well not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invented these. I can fly. Can you fly?

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Fly home, Buddy. I work alone.

'''Bomb Voyage:''' ''Oui et ta tenue est complètement ridicule! (And your outfit is totally ridiculous!)''

'''Incrediboy:''' Just give me one chance! I’ll show you. I’ll go get the police.

(Bomb Voyage throws a bomb on Incrediboy's cape.)

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Buddy, don’t!

'''Incrediboy:''' It’ll only take a second, really.

'''Mr. Incredible:''' '''No,''' <big>'''''STOP!'''''</big> There’s a bomb!

(Mr. Incredible runs up to Incrediboy and grabs his cape right before he takes off.)

'''Incrediboy:''' Let go! You’re wrecking my flight pattern! I can do this if you let go!

'''Mr. Incredible:''' Will you just…?! I’m trying to help! Stop!

'''Incrediboy:''' Let go of my cape!

[''He does, as the bomb drops onto a train track below. It then explodes, destroying a huge chunk of the bridge. A train was approaching, and Mr. Incredible runs forward to it, stops, and lets the train hit his hands. The train does, as the passengers brutally get thrown forward, and the train slowly comes to a halt, almost falling down the bridge.'']

(The scene changes where Mr. Incredible escorts Buddy to the Police car.)

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Take this one home and make his mom knows what he's been doing.

Buddy Pine: I can help you! You're making a mista-- (get's shoved into the car by an officer) Hey!



Winnie the Pooh: Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl?

Bob Parr: Bob, please?

Helen: And, Helen, please?

Winnie the Pooh: Of course, Bob and Helen. Congratulations.

Ash Ketchum: Yeah, congratulations.

Bob Parr: Thanks, guys.


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