Editing Winnie the Pooh Meets The Incredibles/Transcript (section)

=== The heroes triggered the alarm/Helen finds Bob ===
???: Look who we got here?

???: Da twoips triggered de alarm!!!

(we hear familiar laughs)

???: Prepare for trouble. 

???: Make it double.

Violet: Who was that?

Dash: Show yourselves!

Winnie the Pooh: We know those voices.

???: To protect the world from devastation.

???: To unite all peoples within our nation. 

???: To denounce the evils of truth and love. 

???: To extend our reach to the stars above. 

???: Jessie. 

???: James. 

Jessie: Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light. 

James: Surrender now or prepare to fight.

???: Meowth, dat's right!

Ash Ketchum: It's Team Rocket!!!

Pikachu: Pi-Pi Kachu!

Violet: What kind of name is Team Rocket?

Misty: Team Rocket is an evil gang of Pokemon thieves, Violet. 

Violet: You mean you know them?

Ash Ketchum: They are bad guys who steal other people's Pokémon. They're also after my Pikachu. 

Meowth: Syndrome was specific. He sent us ta lure Mista Incredible here, an' we roped in some twoips an' twoipettes! 

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Syndrome: Whoa, whoa, hey, time-out! What have we here, matching uniforms? Oh, no, Elastigirl?  (laughs) You married Elastigirl? It's a whole family of supers, looks like I hit the jackpot! And, I see you've got stuffed animals, kids, dinosaurs, appliances, and animals for backup?

Shaggy Rogers: Like, who don't know who you're talking too, mister!

Rabbit: We're friends of Bob and Helen!

Fred Jones: Yeah, we're the Mystery Inc!

Ace Bunny: We're the Loonatics!

Ash Ketchum: And, we're Pokemon trainers!

Syndrome: Ha! Pokemon trainers, Loonatics and Mystery Inc, huh? Never heard of you guys!

Winnie the Pooh: We are heroes and we don't have superpowers.

Syndrome: (chuckles) I've never met any heroes who don't have superpowers. You guys are nothing but powerless heroes.

'''Iago''': (losing his temper) We are not powerless!

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Tigger: Say, who are you?

Syndrome: I am Mr. Incredible's nemesis Syndrome.

'''Ash Ketchum''': Nemesis, Syndrome? (laughs) You sound and look more like a fanboy dressed in a Halloween costume than an nemesis. (laughs)

(Everyone else laughs as well)

'''George Beard''': Fanboy! (laughs) That's a good one!

Syndrome: (sarcastically) Real funny, guys.



Ash Ketchum: You won't get away with this, Syndrome!

Syndrome: Oh, I already have, trainer boy. (mockingly) You and your friends actually tried to talk me out of taking Mr. Incredible's place? That's so cute. (laughing)

Professor Poopypants: 

Kirby: Why don't you just shut off?!

Syndrome: (in Air Conditioner's voice) Hey, I'm real scared there, vacuum cleaner. What are you gonna do? Suck me to death?

Kirby: Hmph!


Pikachu: Pika. 

Ash Ketchum: Bob?

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Hmm?

'''Iago''': How long have you known Syndrome?

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: He used to be my fan and his name used to be Buddy Pine. He wanted to be my sidekick, so he kept calling himself "Incrediboy" and I told him "No." because I work alone.

Shaggy Rogers: Like, that sounds like a weird name.

Scooby-Doo: Yeah, weird.

Rabbit: Maybe, he doesn't know anything about safety.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Maybe you're right, Rabbit. One of my enemies named Bomb Voyage planted a bomb onto Buddy's cape and so I've tried to stop him but, he didn't listen to me. So, Bomb Voyage got away.

Tigger: Buddy was dumb not to pay attention to you.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Mmm-hmm.

Brock: He probably doesn't know that crime fighting is dangerous business when it comes to being a superhero.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Not to mention wearing capes are dangerous. That's why I kept telling him that I work alone. 

Pooh Bear: I can tell you don't need backup from any of us. Not just because we don't have superpowers, it's because we'll get hurt.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Yeah, that's true, Pooh Bear. But, on the other hand Ash's Pikachu does have powerful electric shocks.

Pikachu: Pikachu.

Ash Ketchum: Uh-huh, Syndrome should know that not all superheroes have a sidekick like Batman. In fact, he does wear a cape, but don't worry, Bob. Batman and Robin are always careful.

Tigger: Even Superman is always careful with his cape.

Rabbit: Spiderman doesn't wear a cape just because he has spider web powers he doesn't need one.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Wow.

Brock: We often help out other superheroes in different worlds and sometimes we leave everything to them

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: You guys are so smart.

Misty: Come to think of it, nobody's heard of Incrediboy and he'd be a total mockery

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: I agree with you, Misty. He was an annoying fan boy he wouldn't take no for an answer.

Piglet: Since we don't have super powers would you and Helen be mad at all of us since we're not super heroes?

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: Ah, heck, no we will not, Piglet.

Helen Parr/Elastigirl: Now, don't be silly, not everybody in this world has super powers like we do.

Cera: In fact, judging from your powers and your struggles in working together to protect people, you guys sort of reminded us of a group of superheroes we know.

Littlefoot: Yeah. We know all about the Justice League, the Avengers and the Teen Titans.

Bob Parr/Mr. Incredible: You do?

'''George Beard''': Yes, we do.

Helen Parr/ElastiGirl: You know about those groups of superheroes? Even though we never met them.

'''Mr. Krupp''': Uh-huh, we also know the Powerpuff Girls as well they have superpowers despite their small size they're also strong enough to lift us.

Helen Parr/ElastiGirl: That sounds interesting