Winnie the Pooh Meets Slappy and the Stinkers/Transcript
This is the transcript to Winnie the Pooh Meets Slappy and the Stinkers.
Opening/Dartmoor Academy/Meet the Stinkers edit
(The movie opens in the fictional town of Springville at Dartmoor Academy, where Roy, the groundskeeper, was mowing the lawn on a lawn mower. Inside, school principal, Morgan Brinway was teaching the students how to opera sing as his assistant, Harriet was playing the piano)
Mr. Brinway: (singing) I am the monarch of the sea
The ruler of the queen's navy
Whose praise Great Britain loudly chants
Mr. Brinway and Students: (singing) And these/we are my/his sisters and my/his cousins and my/his aunts
(Sonny raises his hand and pretends he has to use the restroom and Harriet nods yes)
And these/we are my/his sisters and my/his cousins and my/his aunts
(Sonny runs out of the room with Mr. Brinway confused)
Students: (singing) And we are his sisters and his cousins and his aunts
And we are his sisters and (Mr. Brinway joins in) his cousins and his aunts
Mr. Brinway: (singing) When at anchor here I ride
My bosom swells with pride
(Spencer and Max laugh)
Mr. Brinway: (singing) And I snap my fingers at a foreman's taunts
(Lucy and Witz also raise their hands)
Mr. Brinway and Students: And so do my/his sisters and my/his cousins and my/his aunts
(Harriet nods and they go, too)
Students: And so do his sisters and his cousins and his aunts
Mr. Brinway and Students: (singing) My/his sisters and my/his cousins and my/his aunts
(Mr. Brinway at Harriet, confused and then he continues instructing)
Mr. Brinway: (singing) I am the monarch of the sea
The ruler of the queen's navy
Whose praise Great Britain loudly chants
(Loaf and Domino also raise their hands)
Mr. Brinway and Students: (singing) And these/we are my/his sisters and my/his cousins and my/his aunts
Students: (singing) And we are his sisters and his cousins and his aunts
(Harriet nods and they go)
Mr. Brinway and Students: (singing) And these/we are my/his sisters and my/his cousins and my/his aunts
My/his sisters and my/his cousins and my/his aunts
(Loaf and Domino exit the music room and meet up with Sonny, Lucy, and Witz)
Sonny: Right on schedule.
(They go down the stairs)
Witz: What about Mr. Brinway? Maybe we should pee, just to make it look good.
Sonny: He's too busy singing.
Mr. Brinway: Do you realize you just let all the Stinkers leave at the same time?
Harriet: I hate it when you call them Stinkers.
Mr. Brinway: Well, that's what they are. (singing) We sail the ocean blue (speaking) And there is no way that they all had to relieve themselves at the same time.
Harriet: When you got to go, you got to go.
Mr. Brinway: Spencer. Max.
(They come up to him)
Mr. Brinway: Got a little job for you.
(Outside, at Roy's tool shed)
Witz: Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. If Roy catches us in here, we're dead. And we're stealing his tools, he's going to kill us twice.
Sonny: Witz, we're on a tight schedule. Are you in or are you out?
Witz: Well, I'm--I'm--I'm--I'm in. Definitely in.
Sonny: Good. 'Cause you're going to be our test pilot.
Witz: I'm out! I'm out.
Domino: All right, Witz, you the man.
Witz: The man's out. I'm out.
(Domino noogies him)
Witz: Domino, will you quit noogying me? I'm getting a headache. (groans)
(Spencer and Max were hiding behind a bush, spying on them. They run back into the music room)
Spencer Dane, Jr.: Mr. Brinway. We saw them
Mr. Brinway: Not now. This is my number. (singing) I am the captain of the pinafore
Spencer Dane Jr.: You're right. The Stinkers were up to something.
Mr. Brinway: What? (singing) I'm very, very good and be it understood
I command a right good crew
Max Straus: Yeah, they were stealing Roy's leaf blower.
Mr. Brinway: Roy's leaf blower? What are those Stinkers doing with a leaf blower?
(Outside, we see the heroes were walking by)
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(Domino starts up the leaf blower on their makeshift plane. Witz was sitting in the seat with a football helmet on)
Lucy: Will you sit still?
Witz: Sorry. I'm about to go where no kid has ever gone before.
Sonny: Lucy, make sure his helmet's on tight. He could land on his head.
Witz: My head? Sonny, why me?
Lucy: Witz: You should be happy. You're going to be the first kid to fly in a desk chair.
Witz: Did you say die in a desk chair?
Pooh Bear: Hello, is anybody here?
Sonny: Oh, hey, guys. We didn't see you there
Loaf: What are your names?
Pooh Bear: Well, this is Piglet, Tigger, and Rabbit, and Eeyore.
Eeyore: Thanks for noticing.
Winnie the Pooh: And I'm Winnie the Pooh. But you can call me Pooh for short.
Brock: My name's Brock, and I'm a Pokémon breeder.
Misty: And I'm Misty. My specialty is water Pokémon.
Togepi: Togi.
Ash Ketchum: My name's Ash Ketchum, and I'm trying to be a Pokémon master
Pikachu: Pika.
Ash Ketchum: Oh yeah. And this is Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pikachu.
Miss Frizzle: I’m Valerie Frizzle. And this is my class and my pet Liz.
Timon: I'm Timon.
Pumbaa: Pumbaa!
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Tennessee Tuxedo: Tennessee Tuxedo is the name, and this is my chump, Chumley.
Chumley: Uh, please to meet ya.
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Dash: This here's Tip and I'm Dash.
Velma Dinkley: Pleasure to meet you.
Tigger: Uh, who are you?
Sonny: I'm Sonny and this is Loaf, Domino, Lucy...
Witz: And I'm Allen Witzowitz.
Sonny: We call him "Witz".
Lampy: Why is he wearing a football helmet and why is he on this desk chair attached to plane wings?
Baloo: And why are you standing out in front of the school?
Sonny: We're using Roy, our groundskeeper's leaf blower as an engine for this plane and Witz is our test pilot.
Bagheera: You really shouldn't be out during school hours.
King Louie: And he shouldn't be your test pilot.
Lucy: Finished.
(Lucy painted a big "S" on Witz's helmet)
Domino: What's you do that for?
Lucy: "S" is for Stinkers.
Wanda Li: Why are you called the "Stinkers"?
Lucy: Mr. Brinway calls us that. Why not let him know we were coming?
Piglet: Who's Mr. Brinway?
Lucy: He's our principal.
Loaf: Ready for takeoff. Just remember, if something goes wrong, hit the eject button on the arm. I rigged A C.O.2 rocket under Mr. Brinway's chair with a parachute.
Witz: Parachute?! I'm out of here!
Sonny: Witz, just close your eyes. It'll be fun. Everybody, stand clear.
Loaf: Deploy!
(Domino starts up the reef blower.)
Domino: This is just like Apollo 13. Me and my pop saw it 6 times.
Sonny: 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
Witz: Tell my mother I loved her.
(The reef blower tries to move, but it loosens off)
Domino: Houston, we've got a problem.
(They run after the reef blower while Witz is still sitting in Mr. Brinway's chair)
Lucy: Uh-oh.
Reef blower mishap/The Stinkers get in trouble edit
(The reef blower flies into a banner and rips through it)
Loaf: Loaf, how do we stop it?
Loaf: We catch it and turn off the leaf blower.
(The leaf blower continues to fly and then the Stinkers and heroes stop running as we see the leaf blower flying towards a weathervane and turns around.)
Lucy: What's it doing?
(The leaf blower was now flying towards them.)
Lucy: (screaming)
(The Stinkers and heroes run away from the leaf blower. Witz was still sitting in Mr. Brinway's chair.)
Witz: This isn't so bad. I feel like I'm still on the ground.
(The Stinkers and heroes run past Witz.)
Domino: Witz, run like The Fugitive!
(Witz opens his eyes and sees the leaf blower flying towards him. Witz gasps as he gets off the chair.)
Sonny: Hi, Roy.
Roy: Hey, what up?
(Roy picks up a bag of fertilizer and sees the leaf blower flying past him and gets him covered in fertilizer.)
Roy: (coughs)
(Mr. Brinway comes out)
Mr. Brinway: Ha! I knew you weren't peeing. Halt!
(The Stinkers and heroes stop in front of Mr. Brinway)
Witz: Sorry, Mr. Brinway. Is it too late to go now?
Mr. Brinway: Get inside this minute!
Loaf: Yes, sir, Mr. Brinway.
(They get on the porch as the leaf blower was now flying towards Mr. Brinway. Mr. Brinway ducks down and then the reef blower grazes the seat of his pants, ripping them)
Loaf: Wow. It shaved his butt.
(Mr. Brinway gets back up and we see his hair sticking up. He dusts his suit off and sees the leaf blower flying towards a roundabout. It spins on the roundabout and flies back towards Mr. Brinway. Roy was cutting grass on his lawn mower)
Roy: Hit the dirt, Mr. Brinway.
(Mr Brinway runs)
Witz: Look at that. Mr. Brinway runs just like Scooby-Doo.
(The Stinkers laugh)
Scooby-Doo: I don't run like that.
Roy: Hop on, Mr. Brinway. Hop on.
(Mr. Brinway hops on Roy's lawn mower)
Mr. Brinway: What is that thing?
Roy: I don't know, Mr. Brinway, but I think it's headed straight for your new Jag.
Mr. Brinway: No. Not the X.J.S.
Roy: Don't worry Mr. Brinway.
Mr. Brinway: No. No.
(Mr. Brinway screams as Roy pops a wheelie on his lawn mower. He covers Roy's eyes as they ride past the leaf blower. The lawn mower goes down and stops towards Mr. Brinway's car)
Mr. Brinway: No. (grunts)
(He tries to open the door as the leaf blower flies closer. He takes out his car keys, but the car didn't unlock)
Mr. Brinway: No.
(The car alarm goes off and the trunk door opens. The windshield washers go off as the leaf blower gets closer. The car's sunroof opens as Mr. Binway screams in annoyance)
Mr. Brinway: No! (climbs into the car) (pants, closes his eyes) Please, take me. Don't take the Jag.
(Mr. Brinway gasps as the leaf blower flies at the car, but then, it stopped from running out of fuel and falls to the ground)
Mr. Brinway: (sighs in relief) Thank you. Thank you.
Roy: You can get out now, Mr. Brinway.
(Mr. Brinway opens the door and then sparks started flying)
Roy: Uh-oh. Um, the edger's still on. (titters) (turns it off) Ok, it's off now. You can come out now, Mr. Brinway.
(The camera shows the hole in the door of Mr. Brinway's car, and he looks stunned)
Tigger: I think they're in big trouble.
Jiminy Cricket: You bet you'll find trouble.
(The scene changes to Mr. Brinway's office. The Stinkers are lined up in front of Mr. Brinway as Harriet and the heroes watch)
Mr. Brinway: Sneaking out of opera appreciation, stealing a leaf blower, ruining my favorite seersucker suit, causing several thousand dollars of automobile body damage, and what's more important, disrupting the entire summer enrichment program here at the Dartmoor Academy. Your actions are an egregious assault on the Dartmoor name. You leave me no choice. You're all expelled.
Tigger: Expelled? (sputters) What?!
Piglet: What?!
Eeyore: Huh?
Winnie the Pooh: What?
Rabbit: What?!
Ash Ketchum: Whaaaat?!
Timon: What?
Zazu: What?!
Littlefoot: What?
Cera: What?!
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Harriet: Mr. Brinway, may I speak to you for a moment, please?
Lucy: Sonny, what are we going to do?
Sonny: Don't worry, Lucy. He's just trying to scare us.
Witz: Oh, he's doin' a great job of it. I think I just wet my pants.
Harriet: I'm--
Mr. Brinway: Don't waste your breath, Harriet. Once Morgan Brinway makes up his mind--
Harriet: I know. It's like a well-made hospital bed. Once it's made up, you can bounce a kronor off it. It's just that I was thinking about the board of trustees meeting today.
Mr. Brinway: What about it?
Harriet: Well, Sonny, and Lucy, and Allen are all on scholarship. I don't think the board would like it that you heartlessly threw them out on the street. What if the press were to get a hold of it? It could get really ugly, Morgan. The board would fire you, people would point and laugh at you. Some may even throw rocks. Then you'd have to move to another town--
Mr. Brinway: Okay. Okay. Okay.
Harriet: Change your name--
Mr. Brinway: I get the picture.
(He walks in front of the Stinkers and faces them)
Mr. Brinway: Children, perhaps I was being a little bit hasty. I'm very disappointed in you, but I'm willing to give you all one... more... chance.
Sonny and Domino: (sighs)
Morgan Brinway: As of this moment, you're all on double probation. If any of you steps out of line just once, you're all history. (to the heroes) And I want you guys to make sure that the Stinkers won't cause anymore mischief.
Pooh Bear: Yes, Mr. Brinway.
(Just then, Roy comes in with Mr. Brinway's chair)
Mr. Brinway: Roy!
Roy: Mr. Brinway, I found your desk chair under the bougainvillea. Must have just rolled out of your office.
Mr. Brinway: Rolled out of my office.
Roy: Well, it probably had too much oil on the wheels or something. Happens all the time.
Mr. Brinway: (brushes his chair off) Happens all the time, my foot.
Sonny: (whispers) Loaf, did you disconnect the ejection seat?
Loaf: (whispers) Of course I did
(Mr. Brinway sits in his chair and then unexpectedly, his chair explodes out the window. The Stinkers, Roy, and the heroes run towards the window and sees Mr. Brinway on the ground with the parachute that has been deployed)
Loaf: I guess I didn't.
Mr. Brinway: Ouch! (feels his neck)
Meet Spencer Dane Jr. and Max Straus/Field trip to the aquarium edit
(The scene changes to Mr. Brinway coming out of the academy building, wearing a neck brace. Car comes towards him, but he holds his hand out to stop it)
Harriet: How are you feeling?
Mr. Brinway: I'm fine... if I don't move my head. (takes the megaphone and talks through it) Attention, Dartmoor children. Remember, the enriching Springville Aquarium field trip is tomorrow afternoon. Make sure that you return your signed parental consent forms or you're not going.
(The students run home as Witz takes his inhaler out of his backpack and uses it)
Mr. Brinway: (through megaphone) There will be no exceptions.
Phoebe Teresse: A field trip to the aquarium? How delightful.
Arnold Perlstein: Please let this be a normal field trip than the ones I've had with Miss Frizzle.
(Suddenly, two boys come up behind Witz. He sees they're feet and just gets back up. He turns towards them, revealing to be Spencer and Max)
Witz: (smiles nervously) Uh, it sure is exciting about the field trip tomorrow, isn't it? Although I am allergic to shellfish. I get hives, blotches, ugly rash. Sometimes, I can't even breathe. (wheezes)
Spencer Dane, Jr.: How's it feel to be on probation, loser?
Witz: I'm not a loser. I'm a test pilot.
Spencer Dane, Jr.: All you Stinkers are losers, farthead.
Max Straus: Yeah, farthead. You shouldn't be here at Dartmoor. You should be in the Springville cemetery.
Witz: You know, you're right. I think I'll go gig myself a hole.
(He walks away, but Spencer grabs his backpack)
Spencer Dane, Jr.: What a cheap, dorky backpack. (empties it out) Oops. I guess it wasn't closed.
(The boys laugh as Witz looks down at his backpack and the stuff that was in it including, Alka-Seltzer, Tums, Ricola cough drops, and other medications. Then, Sonny and Loaf approach)
Sonny: Pick it up.
Max Straus: Why don't you make him?
(While they weren't looking, Domino ties a string on Max's backpack)
Loaf: How about we kick your butt so high, you'll be wiping your face when you go to the toilet?
Lucy: Yeah. Stinkers rule others drool, fool.
Tigger: Yeah, Brunos. What did Witz ever do to you?
Spencer Dane, Jr.: Who are you guys?
Max Straus: They look like stuffed animals, kids with weird looking pets, dinosaurs, real animals, appliances, and other weird creatures.
Spencer Dane, Jr.: You guys don't even go to this school.
Max Straus: Yeah.
Ash Ketchum: We happen to be friends with the Stinkers.
Pikachu: Pika.
Shaggy Rogers: Like, yeah. We were just passing by until we ran into them.
Spencer Dane, Jr.: You guys? Friends with the Stinkers.
Max Straus: Does this make you Stinkers, too?
Spencer and Max: (laughing)
Genie: Excuse me. Are you lookin' at me? Did you call us Stinkers? Did you call us pranksters, did you call us weird? And all of a sudden, you’re calling us Stinkers?! (gets madder and madder) I don’t think so! Not right now. WE'RE NOT STINKERS!!! SO SIDDOWN!!
(Domino ties the other end of the string to the back of a van)
Spencer Dane, Jr.: Hey, isn't that Mr. Brinway over there? (waves with Max, innocently) Hi, Mr. Brinway. (to the Stinkers) Hit me, and you'll break probation, butt brains.
Max Straus: Yeah, butt brains.
(The van then starts moving, pulling Max's backpack off)
Max Straus: (runs after his backpack) Hey, my backpack! (to the Stinkers and heroes) I'm going to kill you! I'm gonna kill you!
Domino: (innocently) I wonder how that happened.
Stinkers and Heroes: (laughing)
(Spencer walks up to a car, as it was his father, Spencer Dane Sr. picking him up)
Mr. Brinway: Oh. (whispering) Harriet, look. Ouch. It's Spencer Dane Sr. picking up Spencer Dane Jr. I must have that man on my board. That way, I can convince him to donate enough money for the "Brinway in the Park" Shakespeare Festival. (walks up to the driver side of the car) Mr. Dane. (waves) Mr. Dane. Mr. Dane (the car drives off) We'll talk later. You look great.
(The scene changes to the next day where the students and heroes were on the bus to the aquarium. The Stinkers were singing in the back)
Stinkers: (singing) I love the weenie man
He has a weenie stand
(Roy is drinking a Slurpee while driving the bus)
Mr. Brinway: Roy, get rid of that disgusting fluorescent beverage and drive with two hands.
Roy: Consider it gone.
(He throws the Slurpee out the window, but it flies back into Mr. Brinway's window, splashing him. The Stinkers continue to sing)
Stinkers: (singing) I love the weenie man
Hot dog, I love the weenie man
Weenie, weenie, weenie on a bun, bun, bun
And mustard, too
Weenie, weenie, weenie on a bun, bun, bun
And mustard, too
A pickle, a dash of ketchup
A slice of onion, or maybe two
(Then someone off-screen throws a PB&J into Loaf's face as Spencer, Max, and the students laugh)
Loaf: Everybody's a critic.
Sonny: Loaf, heave it back at him.
Domino: No. That's just what they want.
Witz: Yeah. They'll tell Mr. Brinway, and we'll all get expelled.
Sonny: Just can't sit here and take this. We got to do something.
Lucy: How about we go beat the mess out of them?
Witz: Sonny, tell her no.
(Loaf puts the PB&J into his mouth and chews on it and sticks it out of his mouth, disgusting Spencer and Max. Witz feels nauseous)
Witz: Does anybody else feel like throwing up?
Domino: Don't blow chunks on me.
Sonny: I got an idea.
(Witz sits next to Max and Spencer)
Max Straus: What are you doing here?
Witz: Sorry. I get bus sick.
(Witz throws up onto Spencer and Max's feet which disgusts the other kids. We cut to the aquarium where Mr. Brinway washes the vomit off Max and Spencer's feet with a hose)
Male Announcer: The Springville Aquarium proudly presents "Mysteries of the Ocean."
Mr. Brinway: Somebody had carrots.
Spencer Dane, Jr.: (sniffs his shoe) They still stink.
Morgan Brinway: You're absolutely right. (sprays breath freshener on Spencer's shoes) By the way, Spencer, have you had a chance to ask your father about joining the Dartmoor board yet?
Spencer Dane Jr.: I forgot.
Mr. Brinway: Of course you did. I understand.
(Spencer and Max walked off)
Mr. Brinway: You're a busy little man.
Meet Anthony Boccoli/Slappy the sea lion edit
(As Mr. Brinway goes in the aquarium, we see a man named Anthony Boccoli with an aquarium handler)
Aquarium Handler: You got the money?
(Boccoli holds out a stack of dollars. The handler was about to retrieve it, but Boccoli pulls it away)
Anthony Boccoli: You got the merchandise?
Aquarium Handler: Meet me out back in the holding area in 20 minutes.
(We cut to Roy at an octopus enclosure)
Roy: Octopus? Hey, no way. Here, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss. Here, puss, puss, puss, puss, puss. Hey, come here. (takes out his keys) Hey, come here. Come here. Come here. (holds his keys over the enclosure) Come play with Uncle Roy. Come on.
(He dangles his keys as we hear water gurgling. A tentacle comes out and grabs the keys and pull them in as Roy gasps)
Roy: Okay, I want my keys back. Hey, I'm not-- I'm not kidding, Okay. I'm serious.
(The octopus uses its tentacles to grasp his hair)
Roy: No. No.
(The Stinkers and the heroes were at the aquarium information booth)
Sonny: Excuse me, ma'am. But where do you keep your killer whales?
Aquarium Information Woman: Oh, I'm sorry, dear. We don't have any killer whales.
Witz: Oh, that's too bad. Let's go back.
(He tries to leave but Sonny grabs and pulls him back)
Sonny: What's the most awesomest thing you've got?
Aquarium Information Woman: The most awesomest thing we got. Well, there's Slappy.
Ducky: Who's Slappy?
(The scene changes, showing a sea lion named Slappy. The guests give him fish and then he goes into the water of his tank)
Loaf: Sure ain't no killer whale.
Velma Dinkley: Of course not. It's a sea lion.
Lucy: Look how bummed out he is.
Witz: He doesn't look bummed out to me.
Sonny: That's because you don't understand sea lions. They're very complicated mammals.
Slappy: (yawns)
Domino: He could die in there.
(Slappy farts)
Witz: Yeah, right. He can fart himself to death.
Lucy: Poor thing. Looks like he's in prison.
Slappy: (whines)
Loaf: The ocean is his home. That's where he belongs.
Sonny: Yeah, you're right. We got to free him.
Witz: Free him?! We don't even know him.
Domino: Free Willy, "Free Slappy." I like it.
Lucy: How are we going to get him out of there?
Sonny: Well, if one kid can free a whale, five along with other kids, stuffed animals, dinosaurs, five appliances, real animals, and other creatures should definitely be able to free a fat sea lion.
Pooh Bear: Well, we helped Jesse free a killer whale named Willy back into the ocean. Maybe we can help you free Slappy. But I think this is a bad idea.
Jesse Greenwood: I have to agree with Pooh Bear. We did help a killer whale, but not a sea lion.
Elvis Greenwood: Maybe we can give it a shot.
Slappy: (grunts)
Freeing Slappy/Sneaking Slappy on the bus edit
Mr. Brinway: All right, let's review. Close relatives of the sea urchin, the sand dollar, dendraster excentricus, burrows its anterior end in the sad with its oral end, the flat side, parallel with the water currents. Now--
Spencer Dane, Jr.: Mr. Brinway.
Mr. Brinway: What is it? Oh, it's you, Spencer. What's wrong, son?
Spencer Dane, Jr.: The Stinkers are gone. We thought you'd want to find them and expel them or something.
Mr. Brinway: (shakes his hand) Excellent job, boys. (shakes Max's hand)
(He goes the look for the Stinkers as we cut to the Stinkers and the heroes tracing a plan in the sand)
Loaf: If we had a giant crane with a magnet on the end, then we put a metal collar around Slappy's neck, then we could hoist him right out of here.
Sonny: I got a magnet at home.
Lucy: You got a crane at home?
Loaf: Okay, bad idea.
Domino: I got it. What if we get some scuba gear, swim right through the sewer line, and come right up in the tank?
Witz: Uh-uh. No swimming in sewers. There's alligators down there and God knows what else.
Sonny: Okay, the sewer's out.
(They see the handler leading Slappy out of the enclosure with a bucket of fish)
Lucy: Hey, that man's taking Slappy somewhere.
(We see Mr. Brinway passing through and spots them)
Loaf: Uh-oh. Here comes Mr. Brinway. He looks mad.
Mr. Brinway: Stinkers, freeze!
Domino: What do we do?
Witz: I say we freeze.
Sonny: No, we run.
(They run as Witz just stood there)
Mr. Brinway: No.
(Witz started running and follows the other Stinkers and heroes)
Mr. Brinway: Stinkers! Excuse me.
(He starts chasing them)
Sonny: Watch out. Excuse me.
Witz: Get out of the way.
Mr. Brinway: Stinkers?
(He looks through the crowd until he spots someone, who he thought was Witz)
Mr. Brinway: Witzowitz (runs towards him) I've got you, you little Stinker.
(The person turns around, revealing to be a little person, to Mr. Brinway's shock)
Little Person: Who are you calling Little Stinker, Jack?
Mr. Brinway: My mistake.
Little Person: Yeah, you bet it is. (to his son) Give me that son.
(He takes the chomper toy and uses it to pinch Mr. Brinway between the legs as he groans in pain. Mr. Brinway kneels down and then he punches him in the face as the screen cuts to black)
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(The scene changes to where we see a trail of eaten fish on the parking lot that lead to the bus where the Stinkers, Slappy, and the heroes are at. Loaf holds a fish over Slappy by the entrance of the bus)
Domino: If you feed him, he will come.
Witz: Guys, isn't somebody going to notice that there's a big, fat, smelly sea lion on the bus that wasn't there before?
Lucy: Witz, you insulted him. Apologize.
Witz: Sorry, Slappy. You really are a very good-looking sea lion
(Slappy blows a raspberry as everyone started laughing. Suddenly, Boccoli was driving by.)
Sonny: We have to disguise him. He has to look like one of us.
Phoebe Terese: At my old school, we'd never sneak a sea lion onto the bus.
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(The scene changes to were Slappy was at the back exit of the bus)
Slappy: (moans)
Sonny: Come on, Slappy. Jump.
Lucy: I don't think he wants to jump.
Loaf: If we had time, I could build a block and tackle and swing him down.
Domino: Got any more fish?
Loaf: Oh, yeah. (takes out a fish)
All: Come on, Slappy. Come on.
Lucy: You can't stay on that bus forever.
All: Come on, Slappy. Come on. Come on.
(Slappy jumps off the bus, flopping on himself. The Stinkers and heroes were concerned as they saw Slappy laying there, unresponsive)
Domino: I think we killed him.
Skipper: Are we sure he's dead?
(Then Slappy farts as they react and hold their noses in disgust)
Loaf: Nope. He's alive.
Slappy: (moans)
Lucy: We'd better get him into some water quick.
Dorothy Ann Hudson: According to my research, sea lions need to be in water to stay hydrated.
Sonny: I got it. Mr. Brinway's hot tub.
Heroes: What?!
Arnold Perlstein: Having a sea lion in someone else's hot tub?
Piglet: And it's Mr. Brinway's?
Witz: Are you crazy?!
Slappy: (grunts curiously)
Sonny: No, think about it. It's close by, he doesn't come home till late, and nobody lives there. Because who would want to live with Mr. Brinway?
Carlos Ramon: I guess he can "sea" it in his hot tub.
All: Carlos!
Hot tub party/Mr. Brinway comes home early edit
(The scene changes to the school grounds, where Slappy is snuffling in the ground with bags of plant fertilizer nearby)
Lucy: Come on, Slappy. We're in a hurry.
Sonny: Come on, Slappy.
Domino: What's he doing?
???: He's snuffling in the ground.
Loaf: It's the fertilizer. He smells fish.
Sonny: Come on, Slappy. There's no fish here. We'll feed you later.
(Slappy follows him and then the scene changes to Mr. Brinway's house. Sonny climbs over the fence and sees Mr. Brinway's dog, Gordon snarling at him)
Gordon: (barks)
Sonny: Boo!
(Gordon yelps and runs away, scared through the doggy door. Sonny goes over the fence and unlatches the gate. Slappy, the rest of the Stinkers, and the heroes enter and approach the hot tub)
Lucy: Look, Slappy. Water, just like home.
Sonny: No. It's too hot, and he's probably used to salt water.
(Loaf pours a bag of salt in the hot tub and Witz comes through the doggy door with a bucket full of ice and gives it to Lucy, who give it to Sonny, who gives it to Domino and pours the ice in the hot tub)
Loaf: Perfect.
Domino: Come on, Slappy.
Slappy: (grunts and shakes his head "no")
Phoebe Terese: It looks like he doesn't want to go in.
Loaf: Go in, and we'll get you some more fish.
(Slappy goes in the hot tub)
Loaf and Domino: (high five each other) Yeah.
Witz: (comes out through the doggy door) Guys, we got trouble. There's no more F-I-S-H in the freezer.
???: Fish?
(Slappy snorts and starts splashing water everywhere)
Lucy: This is scary. I think he can spell.
???: We need to get some more fish.
(The scene changes to a knock at the door. Sonny opens the door, revealing to be a delivery boy in a pirate costume and carrying a paper treasure chest)
Fish & Chips Delivery Boy: (weakly) Ahoy, me hearty. Okay, I got five orders of fries and... (opens the chest with fries and lots of raw fish) ...48 orders of raw fish. You're sure that's how you want it?
Sonny: Yeah, we like to cook it ourselves.
Fish & Chips Delivery Boy: (shrugs) Well, have it your way. (gives Sonny the chest) That'll be $155.45.
Sonny: Oh, charge it to my good old dad, Morgan Brinway. Oh, and give yourself a big, fat tip.
(The delivery boy nods as Sonny closes the door. We cut back to the hot tub where Sonny was wearing a pirate hat and he and Domino were giving Slappy some fish. Loaf throws Slappy a fish as well and so does Witz)
Slappy: (blows a raspberry)
(The stinkers and heroes tossed fish in the air and then Slappy catches them. They continue giving him fish by throwing it in different ways. The Stinkers then had some of the fries. Gordon comes up as the Stinkers were throwing fries at each other)
Gordon: (barks)
(They then throw some fries at Gordon, and he jumps up and catches them. They see Slappy splashing water with his flippers as they laugh at the sight. Slappy runs and Gordon tries to copy the way he does it. The Stinkers and heroes continue to have a good time and then we see Domino dancing with Slappy. Slappy kisses Lucy on the cheek and then Loaf picks up a large beach ball as Witz picks up the trash. Gordon walks on the ledge of the hot tub, but then slips and falls in. Loaf and Lucy toss the beach ball at each other)
Witz: Guys, I hate to mess up a good time...
Loaf: No, you don't. You love messing up a good time.
Domino and Lucy: (laughing)
Witz: We got to get back to school. It's almost 5:00. My mom will have a cow if she comes to pick me up and I'm not there.
Sonny: Slappy, stay here. We'll be back real soon.
Domino: What about Mr. Brinway?
Sonny: (shrugs) Mr. Brinway never leaves right away.
(The scene changes to Mr. Brinway's office as we see Mr. Brinway wearing a small shirt from the lost and found box)
Mr. Brinway: I'm leaving early today, Harriet. (groans) Everything hurts.
Harriet: Maybe your little shirt is too tight.
Mr. Brinway: You're very observant, Harriet. (puts on a small jacket, also from the lost and found)
Harriet: Well, I think that you should go home and sit in your hot tub and relax.
Mr. Brinway: That is precisely what I'm going to do.
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(Mr. Brinway comes home as he heard Gordon barking)
Mr. Brinway: Not now, Gordon. Daddy's got a headache. This ridiculous little shirt isn't helping.
(He goes upstairs as the camera shows Slappy sniffing through the refrigerator. Mr. Brinway plays an Italian opera on his stereo as Slappy runs into the living room. Mr. Brinway comes back downstairs, wearing a robe and a swimming cap)
Slappy: (barks)
Mr. Brinway: Wow, that is a man-size bark you got there, Gordon. (picks him up) Come here, you. Come to Papa. (sits on the stairs) Come here. Sit on Daddy's lap. Gordon Brinway, are you getting a cold? I hope not. Oh, you're my best little buddy, huh? Ooh.
(Gordon licks him)
Mr. Brinway: (disgusted) Oh, Gordon! Breath mints.
(He puts Gordon down and walks into the kitchen. He slips on the ice from the hot tub and falls on his back)
Gordon: (barks)
(Gordon comes into the Kitchen and licks him)
Mr. Brinway: Ooh, Gordon! Thank you. I'm fine. You'll give me your cold. (groans as he gets back up) (picks up an ice cube) Ice cubes? That darn ice cube maker is spitting ice cubes on its own again. Another expense. Boy, do I need that hot tub.
(He goes to his backyard and Gordon comes out. Mr. Brinway lip syncs to the Italian opera as he gets closer to his hot tub and takes off his rob, revealing a speedo with an American flag print on it)
Mr. Brinway: Ah. Xanadu.
(He sits is his bathtub and feels a chill)
Mr. Brinway: It's a little chilly today, Gordie. (splashes some of the water and tastes some of it) It's salty and fishy!
(Sonny climbs over the fence)
Mr. Brinway: What the heck is going on around here?
(Sonny's worried that Mr. Brinway is home early and jumps back down)
Sonny: That's weird.
???: What's weird?
Sonny: Mr. Brinway left early today. He's in the hot tub.
???: Uh-oh.
Witz: (worryingly) With Slappy?
Sonny: No, with himself.
Lucy: Then where's Slappy?
(They see that Slappy was in the house, on Mr. Brinway's sofa)
Slappy: (groans)
???: He's in the house.
Loaf: Now that we found him, how do we get him out of there?
Domino: We'll never be able to sneak past Mr. Brinway.
Witz: I say we go home and deny everything.
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SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, we got him out of the house.
Loaf: Yeah, but what do we do with him now? It's getting late, and he looks bushed.
Slappy: (yawning)
???: Where should we have Slappy sleep.
Slappy sleeps at Witz's house/Boccoli sneaks into the academy edit
(The scene changes to later that night, where the Stinkers had Slappy sleep in Witz's bed)
Witz: Why me?
Sonny: Because you're the only one with a double bed.
Witz: My mom's going to have us all arrested if she finds out that this smelly thing is in here with me!
Loaf: Witz, two pieces of advice: Don't insult him, and try not to wheeze, because to a sea lion, a wheeze could sound like a mating call.
Witz: What? A mating call?
(The Stinkers laugh and leave)
Witz: Don't go! Don't go!
(The Stinkers ignored him)
Witz: Guys, don't go! Don't go!
Pooh Bear: We'll keep you company, Witz.
Witz: Thanks, guys.
(He wheezes and uses his inhaler. Slappy grunts and then kisses him on the forehead)
Witz: (gets up, annoyed) That's it! Get out of the bed!
(He pushes Slappy off the bed, sending him crashing on the floor)
Witz: Oops. Sorry.
Slappy: (barks)
Witz: Shh! (whispers) Keep quiet.
(Witz's mom enters the room and then Witz hides Slappy under the covers.)
Witz's Mom: Hon? I don't like the sound of that cough. Whoo! I heard it all the way in the kitchen.
Witz: Yeah, I'm getting a little worried. I hope I don't get another attack of the croup.
Witz's Mom: God forbid. (opens Witz's drawer) That was the worst week of my life. (sees the heroes) Who's this?
Pooh Bear: We're friends of Witz.
Witz: They're here to keep me company.
(Slappy farts under the covers. Witz hits his covers)
Witz's Mom: Allen! What did you have for lunch? It smells like a fish fry in here.
Witz: (nervously) Fish fry? In here? (guffaws then stops)
Witz's Mom: What is that lump?
Witz: Lump? What Lump?
(She lifts the covers up as Witz covers his eyes, but there's nothing there)
Witz's Mom: I could've sworn there was something. Oh, well. I'm going to give you some cough syrup. (pours cough medicine into a spoon and gives it to Wiz) There you go. And I'm going to give you some Z-Lax Jr. (breaks off a piece of the laxative chocolate bar and gives it to him) There you go. I want you all cleaned out.
Witz: Yes, Mom.
(He looks under the bed while his mom goes over to his desk and turns off his lamp)
Witz's Mom: Goodnight, honey. I'm sure you'll feel all better in the morning.
(She blows him a kiss and leaves the room as Witz looks under his bed again)
Witz: There you are!
(Slappy kissed him again.)
Witz: Yuck! Sea lion slobber. (his stomach grumbles) Hear that? It's my stomach. Now, I have to go to the bathroom. I hope you're happy. (goes to the door) Now, would you stay here and keep quiet?!
Slappy: (nods while grunting)
(Witz leaves to go to the bathroom as Slappy climbs on Witz's bed and drinks the cough medicine and eats the Z-Lax bar)
Slappy: (burps)
Ralphie Tennelli: What did Slappy just eat?
Misty: Wasn't that WItz's Z-Lax bar?
Dorothy Ann Hudson: According to my research, lax is short for laxative
Heroes: Laxative?!
(Then Slappy felt sick to his stomach as he looks wide-eyed. We cut to the bathroom as Witz sprays the bad smell with air freshener and the heroes hold their noses)
Witz's Mom: Allen, are you all right in there?
Witz: Fine, Mom.
???: Everything's okay, Mrs. Witzowitz.
???: Slappy, you really shouldn't have done that.
Witz: Exactly! This is what happens when you eat a whole bar of Z-Lax. It's not a candy!
(Slappy groans while sitting on the toilet as Witz continues to spray air freshener)
???: (holds his/her nose) Next time, we should keep medications out of reach form sea lions.
Getting Slappy in the ocean edit
(The sinkers tried to roll Slappy in the ocean. A killer whale is seen in the ocean)
Slappy: (gasps)
Sonny: Look! It's Willy.
(The Stinkers think it's Willy from Free Willy)
Velma Dinkley: That can't be the Willy we know.
Sonny: (to Slappy) Don't you want to be with Willy?
Slappy: (grunts while shaking his head "no", saying, "Uh-uh")
Loaf: Don't killer whales eat sea lions?
Slappy: (grunts while nodding "yes", saying, "Uh-huh, uh-huh")
Dorothy Ann: According to my research, killer whales are in fact predators to sea lions.
Domino: Gee! Willy looks hungry.
(Slappy runs back to the bathtub on Sonny's bike and climbs in it)
Lucy: Uh-oh.
Loaf: Now what?
Witz: I say we free Slappy back into the aquarium.
Rabbit: That's where he should've stayed in the first place.
Sonny: You and Rabbit are right, Witz!
Witz: I am?
Sonny: Yeah. I mean, he wouldn't last two seconds out there in that ocean.
Lucy: Yeah. Willy'd eat him up like a fish burrito.
Jesse Greenwood: That wasn't Willy.
Nadine: Yeah, the Willy we know has a curved dorsal fin. And that killer whale's fin was not curved.
Domino: We messed up, didn't we?
Sonny: Yeah. We can unmess it. We got to get him back to the aquarium. That's his real home.
Domino: We don't have time to give him back now. We're late for Parent's Day.
Trouble at the carnival/Boccoli and the villains kidnap Slappy/The heroes stand up to Mr. Brinway edit
(Boccoli has slappy in a cage in the back of his van)
Sonny: Hey, you!
(The Stinkers and heroes run up to him)
???: You there!
Sonny: What are you doing with Slappy?
Anthony Boccoli: All right, stand back. I'm from the aquarium. I'm taking this sea lion back where he belongs.
???: You ain't from the aquarium!
Lucy: He hates it in there.
Anthony Boccoli: Stand back, young lady. He might bite you.
Tennessee Tuxedo: Mister, don't be ridiculous! We've known Slappy for a day and he's tame.
Sonny: Yeah, he wouldn't bite anybody.
Witz: Yeah. Just leave him alone!
Piglet: He hates you!
Arnold Perlstein: Yeah, what they said!
Anthony Boccoli: You? You're in enough trouble as it is. You're lucky I don't press seal-napping charges against you.
Witz: Seal-napping charges? Jail? No good.
Anthony Boccoli: No good.
???: Don't listen to him, Witz, Piglet, and Arnold. He's just trying to scare you.
Dash: And Slappy's not a seal, he's a sea lion! There's a difference and I should know, because I live near the water in the artic.
Chumley: Uh, you're absolutely right, Cousin Dash.
Ash Ketchum: You leave Slappy alone or I'll have my Pikachu shock you!
Pikachu: (sparks come out of his cheeks) (angrily) Pika!
Misty: (takes out her Pokéballs) We'll also use our Pokémon on you!
Brock: Yeah!
(They release their Pokémon)
Shaggy Rogers: Like, I'll sic Scooby on you, too!
Scooby-Doo: Yeah. And I'll give you a Scooby Smack! (snarls)
Tai: We'll use our Digimon, too.
(The Digimon stand in front of them)
Anthony Boccoli: (tauntingly) Your pets ain't gonna harm me.
Jesse Greenwood: You get away from Slappy!
Nadine: Yeah! Why don't you pick on someone your own size!
Elvis Greenwood: We helped a killer whale, we can help a sea lion too!
Anthony Boccoli: You kids better back off or I'll go killer whale on you.
(Enraged, Jesse grabs Boccoli by the collar)
Anthony Boccoli: (in Dr. Varnick's voice) You hit me, I'll have you put in jail for assault and battery!
Kirby: (rolls forward) Why don't you just shut off?!
Anthony Boccoli: (in Air Conditioner's voice) Hey, I'm real scared there, vacuum cleaner. What are you gonna do? Suck me to death?
Kirby: Hmph! (rolls back)
???: Let him go, Jesse. It ain't worth it.
(Jesse lets go of Boccoli as he closes the back door of his van and drives off)
???: We can't let him get away with it and take Slappy away.
???: I know, ???. But for now, we have to get back to the acadmey.
(We cut back to the carnival, which was a mess)
Morgan Brinway: (slides on a table) Whoa! (gets sprayed by a fire extinguisher by Roy) Oh! My beautiful school looks like a war zone. Oh! (to the Stinkers, angrily) And you Stinkers are responsible!
Sonny: All we wanted to do was help Slappy. It was my idea. (steps forward) So, if you want to be mad at somebody, you should be mad at me.
Lucy: And me.
Domino: And me.
Loaf: And me.
Witz: (hesitates but then steps forward) I guess me, too.
Morgan Brinway: Well, that's very touching.
Domino: Yeah, just like the scene in Spartacus when they said they were all Spartacus to save him.
Morgan Brinway: Quiet! You have all broken double probation. You don't belong here at the Dartmoor Academy. You're all expelled. For life! (to the heroes) And I trusted you guys to look after the Stinkers to make sure they won't cause trouble!
Winnie the Pooh: We tried, Mr. Brinway.
Ash Ketchum: And they didn't cause this mess to the carnival, they were trying to stop a sea lion named Slappy.
Morgan Brinway: I don't want to hear any more excuses! I never should've trusted you to look after the Stinkers and I never should've let you into my school. You helped them bring a wild sea lion to wreck everything! I never want to see you near the Stinkers or my school again! I asked you to make sure they won't cause havoc and now look what happened!
???: We like worked our tails off trying to free Slappy. Like a lot. And then when he didn't want to go back in the ocean, we tried to get him back to the aquarium. And... you're all "whatever."!
???: Mr. Brinway, we were just trying to help the Stinkers help Slappy.
Mr. Brinway: You were helping them cause havoc and you listened to them.
Baloo: Oh, so what are you saying there? That how we handle the Stinkers our way isn't as good as we handle the Stinkers your way?
Morgan Brinway: Your way? (gestures to the Stinkers) You mean, their way. Can't you see that they made Stinkers out of you?
SpongeBob SquarePants: (gasps) Mr. Brinway! (sternly) Shame on you. They would never do that.
Mr. Brinway: You have got to trust me on this. Don't you understand there's something wrong with these kids? I get suspicious every time I see them. And I was trying to get Spencer Dane, Sr. to join my board.
Elsa: Oh, so we're supposed to stay away from the Stinkers, because that's what you call them, because they like to play tricks? And because you were trying to get someone to join your board? I'm starting to think that you hating the Stinkers is just you being jealous!
Mr. Brinway: Jealous? (referring to the Stinkers) Of them?
Tommy Oliver: Yeah! We're helping them explain things here, but you only care about yourself and you're just holding us back!
Mr. Brinway: Oh, I'll hold you back, all right. From being Stinkers. (to the Stinkers) You see what you've done here? If you wouldn't have met Pooh Bear and his friends and they listened to half the stuff you're telling them, none of this would've happened. You are only interested taking advantage of them, because they are too stupid and naïve to know any better!
(The heroes, Stinkers, their parents, and Harriet gasp in shock. Mr. Brinway realizes what he said and looks at the heroes)
Patrick Star: I'm not stupid.
Mr. Brinway: Okay, I didn't mean- I meant ignorant.
(The heroes just glared in disapproval)
Mr. Brinway: To the ways over- over- over there.
(Then Grandma and Grandpa Longneck put their feet down in front of Mr. Brinway)
Grandma Longneck: How dare you speak to our grandson and his friends like that?!
Grandpa Longneck: They're just trying to explain stuff since their friends with them!
Mr. Brinway: I was just trying to protect my school.
???: You know what, Mr. Brinway? We don't think the Stinkers are your problem, it's your heart.
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Mr. Brinway: Very well. (carries his sword over his shoulder and walks off)
Grandpa Longneck: Don't you think we were being a bit too harsh?
Littlefoot: I guess so. I don't know how he'll forgive us since he's a principal.
Kirby: Well, he was a jerk anyway.
(Just then, a van from the aquarium pulls up)
Female Aquarium Employee: Hi. We're from the Springville Aquarium and we just got a call that there was a sea lion here. We think he might be ours.
Domino: You're too late. Some guy from your aquarium already picked him up.
Male Aquarium Employee: But that's impossible. We got the call, and we came right down. What did this guy look like?
Loaf: Big and ugly, with thick glasses, and greasy black hair.
???: And he had a strange dwarf-like voice.
Male Aquarium Employee: Sounds like Boccoli finally got his sea lion.
Tigger: Say, who's Broccoli?
Female Aquarium Employee: Anthony Boccoli. He's an animal broker and a real lowlife. He bribed one of the handlers to get Slappy.
Male Aquarium Employee: He teaches the sea lion a few dog tricks, then he sells it to a Bulgarian circus or wherever he can unload it.
Heroes: What?!
Witz: A Bulgarian circus? That means that Slappy is in big trouble.
Sonny: But you're going to find him, aren't you? And save him, right?
Female Aquarium Employee: Honey, I wish we could, but the police don't have the time, and we don't have the funds or personnel to track him down.
Male Aquarium Employee: All we can do is hope that, wherever he winds up, they'll treat him well.
Dizzy: The aquarium's going to be a bit dull without Slappy, isn't it?
Buzzie: Yeah. (to Flaps) So what are we gonna do?
Flaps: I don't know. Hey, now don't start that again!
Roy encouraging the Stinkers and the heroes/Looking for Boccoli edit
(The scene fades to the next day where the Stinkers ride their bikes with the heroes and come up to Roy's shed)
Sonny: Hey, Roy.
Roy: Hey.
Sonny: Hope it's OK we came over.
Roy: You guys are always welcome in my shed. Just make sure Mr. Brinway don't see you. (notices the Stinkers and heroes look glum) Hey, you guys look kind of down.
Lucy: We just can't get Slappy out of our heads.
Sonny: We freed him when he didn't want to be freed. Then we gave him to a really bad man. Now he needs to be freed, and we can't do anything about it.
Witz: Yeah, we're just a bunch of losers.
Roy: Now, now, that is enough of that kind of talk. You guys are Stinkers, and that means something around here! You know, you are all special because of who you are. And who you are is what makes you special because that's all you are is special! There. Now how do you feel?
Lucy: Lousy.
Well, sometimes it works, and sometimes it don't.
(He picks up a rake as Loaf picks up Roy's gopher-bomb launcher)
Loaf: What's this, Roy?
Roy: Hey, careful with that. That's my gopher bomb launcher. (takes it)
Loaf: Is that all it launches?
Roy: Nah. This--This launches everything. Get me one of those potatoes right there.
Loaf: Okay. (picks up a potato and gives it to Roy) Here you go.
Roy: OK. Look it. Um, stand clear.
(Everyone moves out of the way as Roy puts the potato in the launcher and stands on one knee. He aims and fires it out of the launcher as he falls backwards)
???: Where's that potato going, Roy?
Roy: That sucker's going to fly a quarter of a mile! I aimed it due north. It's gonna land in the woods.
Dorothy Ann Hudson: Um... according to my research, Roy, you actually aimed in the wrong direction.
Loaf: Yeah. Isn't (points in a different direction) that due north?
(Roy looks at the different directions)
Roy: (realizes) Oh, yeah.
Ducky: I wonder where that potato's gonna end up at?
(The potato was flying towards the school. In Mr. Brinway's office, Mr. Brinway looks at a bill from the delivery the Stinkers made earlier)
Morgan Brinway: $155.45 for Barney the Buccaneer's Fish & Chips?
(The potato flies closer)
Morgan Brinway: I never ordered that.
(Then the potato flies though his window, hitting him on the back of the head and his face slams on his desk. We then cut to the Stinkers riding their bikes with the heroes)
Domino: I bet Boccoli has a hideout. All bad guys have hideouts.
Witz: I don't like where this is going.
Sonny: Only if we could find his hideout. Then we could save Slappy.
Witz: Guys, I really don't like where this is going.
Lucy: If we were him, where would we hide?
Witz: Does anybody else not like where this is going?
Loaf: One thing's for sure. He's gonna need a lot of fish.
(We then change to a harbour where people are selling fish as the Stinkers and heroes arrive. They ask various salesmen have they seen Bocccoli, but they shook their heads "no")
Sonny: Do you know a big, mean, greasy-looking man who buys a lot of fish and never shaves?
(The Stinkers and heroes look it's hopeless)
Domino: Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
???: We've asked almost every salesman.
Witz: (scratching) I'm going into my pre-hive mode. A lot of shellfish around here.
(Then we see Boccoli talking to a salesperson)
Lucy: Hey, look. The big creep's right over there buying fish.
(Boccoli drives by them in his van as the Stinkers cover their faces with their helmets. They walk up to the salesperson)
Sonny: Excuse me, sir.
(The salesperson reveals to be a woman)
Sonny: I--I mean miss. (clears throat) But that man you just sold fish to? (wraps his arm around Witz) This kid thinks it's his father...
Witz: What?
Sonny: ...that split on him five years ago.
Tattooed Woman: Ran out on you, huh?
(Witz shrugs)
Tattooed Woman: Looks the type.
Sonny: Did you see where he lives, because his mom really wants to talk to him.
Tattooed Woman: I bet she does. He asked me out, tried to get me to go home with him. An old sawmill up on Mud Mountain.
Lucy: Isn't that great, Witz? You're gonna see your daddy again!
Witz: (shrugs) Good old pop.
(They run back to their backs)
Sonny: To do this right, we're going to need a lot of special equipment. Loaf?
Loaf: No problem.
Witz: Are you guys nuts? We can't go up there. He's gonna kill us!
Sonny: We got Slappy into this. We're gonna get him out.
Domino: Yeah, we're all Slappy has.
Lucy: Yeah, we're his family, and families stick together.
Loaf: Remember what Roy said? We're Stinkers, and that means something.
Witz: Let's rumble.
All: Yeah!
(The scene changes to Mr. Brinway looking through binoculars while the students board the bus to a bird watching field trip. Mr. Brinway, Harriet, and the students were wearing bird watching attire)
Mr. Brinway: Come along. Come along. What a perfect day for bird watching. (to Harriet) Did I tell you that this is the mating season for the common loon?
Harriet: Now I'm excited.
Mr. Brinway: Well, I'm glad you finally agreed to get a bird watching outfit like mine, Harriet. List time you wore that leopard print, you frightened the finches.
Harriet: Oh, I hate it. Now I look like a boy.
Mr. Brinway: (sighs) Right. (boards the bus)
Harriet: Oh, I really miss the Stinkers. I wonder what they're doing right now.
Mr. Brinway: Well, they're probably doing hard time at San Quentin Junior Penitentiary, where they belong. (laughing) (to Gordon) Gordon, move along, son.
(Gordon barks as he boards the bus)
Mr. Brinway: Good boy.
(Harriet also boards the bus)
Rescuing Slappy edit
(At the old sawmill)
Sonny: There it is.
???: That must be where Boccoli hides out.
Loaf: This place is great! I found a whole bunch more stuff we can use.
Ash Ketchum: Me, Misty, and Brock will use our Pokémon.
(Their Pokemon materialize)
Tai: Let's digivolve our Digimon!
(The Digimon digivolve)
Tommy Oliver: We'll help, too. It's morphin' time!
(They begin to morph)
Tommy Oliver: Tiger Zord!
Adam Park: Mastodon!
Kimberly Ann Hart: Pterodactyl!
Billy Cranston: Triceratops!
Aisha Campbell: Saber-toothed Tiger!
Rocky DeSantos: Tyrannosaurus!
(They morph)
Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers: Power Rangers!
Sonny: Everything set?
Lucy: We're ready, Sonny.
Sonny: (gets out Mr. Brinway's megaphone) It's a go.
(Inside the sawmill, Boccoli and the villains had Slappy in a clown costume, chained up)
Anthony Boccoli: You want to eat, you got to jump, fatso. I promised these Bulgarians a trained seal act and that's what I'm going to deliver. Come on, now. Jump. Come on, jump. Come on.
(He tazes to go through the flaming hoop as Slappy groans while he jumps and falls to the ground)
Anthony Boccoli: Come on, get up. Get up. Get up!
Jafar: Lazy sea lion!
Sonny: (through megaphone) Anthony Boccoli.
???: Who said that?
Sonny: (through megaphone) You are surrounded by hundreds of police...
(Outside)
Sonny: ...and marines.
Anthony Boccoli: (confused) Police and marines?
Sonny: (through megaphone) Come out with your hands up.
(Boccoli locks a chain on Slappy as Slappy groans and makes sure it's secure)
???: That should hold him.
Anthony Boccoli: You're not going anywhere, blubber-puss.
(Boccoli and the villains come out and see Sonny and the heroes)
???: Well, look what we have here.
Anthony Boccoli: All right, you little pissants.
???: We're here to get Slappy, back Boccoli!
Anthony Boccoli: He's not going anywhere. I'm keeping him.
???: (in Josh Framm's voice) Why?! So you can abuse him some more?!
Anthony Boccoli: I did not abuse him. You're all in some serious trouble now. We're gonna throw you a beating you'll never forget.
Sonny: (through megaphone) Now!
(Just then, Lucy turns on a garden hose and sprays water at Boccoli)
Lucy: (laughing)
Ash Ketchum: Water Pokémon, use Water Gun!
(The water Pokemon use their Water Gun to squirt at Boccoli. Lucy turns off the hose)
Anthony Boccoli: (sputtering)
(Loaf turns on the reef blower as Witz pours some plant fertilizer as the reef blower blows fertilizer at Boccoli)
Witz: Loser!
Sonny: Yes!
(Boccoli wipes his glasses as Sonny loads a potato into Roy's gopher bomb launcher. Domino fires the potato at Boccoli, knocking his glasses off)
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Ash Ketchum: Let go of Lucy, Boccoli!
Anthony Boccoli: Not a chance, trainer boy!
Ash Ketchum: Pikachu, thunderbolt attack!
Anthony Boccoli: Uh-oh!
Pikachu: PIKACHUUUU!!!
(Pikachu shocks Boccoli with his thunderbolt)
Ash Ketchum: How do you like that?
(Boccoli quickly recovers from the shock)
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Anthony Boccoli: Hey! You lousy kids! You cut me down from here or I'll rip you all to pieces!
(The Stinkers and heroes laughed as Boccoli swung on the rope)
Anthony Boccoli: You. Come here. Come here, you. Come here! Come here!
(The Stinkers and heroes go inside the sawmill)
Anthony Boccoli: Come back here, you stinkers, I get a hold of you, I'll throw you such a beating you'll never forget! (to the villains) Guys, get me down from here!
Meowth: These twopis are smart!
(Inside the sawmill, the Stinkers and heroes find Slappy chained up)
Lucy: Oh, no! Look at what they did to Slappy.
(Slappy grunts and then kisses Witz)
Witz: All right, you're welcome. You're welcome!
Sonny: Got to find something to bust this thing.
???: What can we use to break this chain?
Domino: (picks up a sledgehammer) How about this?
All: Yeah.
(Sonny and Domino grasp the sledgehammer and uses it to hammer the chain as sparks flew)
Lucy: (screams)
Sonny: Did I mash your finger?
Lucy: No, he's back!
(They turned around and gasped as they saw Boccoli free from the rope with the villains by his side)
???: How did he get loose?
Anthony Boccoli: It's over.
???: You heroes are in trouble now.
(The Stinkers and heroes back away as Boccoli and the villains walk towards and corners them, towering them as Boccoli breaths heavily. Slappy moves behind Boccoli as Sonny gets and idea)
Sonny: Push!
(They all push Boccoli, making him trip behind Slappy, falling on the flaming hoop)
Slappy: (barks)
Anthony Boccoli: Burning. burning, hot. Hot, hot! Ooh, that's hot!
Sonny: Come on!
Witz: Let's get out of here!
(The Stinkers and heroes exit the sawmill)
???: Aren't we forgetting someone.
Domino: What about Slappy?
(Slappy tries to exit, but he was still chained)
Sonny: Come on, Slappy, pull!
Slappy: (groans while pulling)
Lucy: Pull, Slappy. Pull.
Witz: Pull hard. Pull. Pull.
Domino: Come on, Slap!
(Inside the sawmill, Boccoli and the villains look up notices wood creaking)
???: Uh-oh!
Loaf: Come on, Slap. Come on.
Lucy: Pull! Pull!
(The creaking gets louder)
Slappy: (groans)
(Finally with all his might, Slappy manages to break the wooden pillar with the chain still attached as he manages to get free)
Sonny: Yes!
(Suddenly, the sawmill collapses to pieces to the ground while Boccoli and the villains were still inside)
Slappy: (grunts)
Lucy: Oh, no. (runs towards the chain and picks it up) Stuck. We got to get this chain off of him.
???: But how?
Loaf: Wait a minute. I just got an idea.
(Loaf runs towards Slappy and slips the chain off of him)
Domino: Yes!
???: Why didn't we think of that?
Loaf: Sometimes, things are just that simple.
???: Well, at least nothing can go wrong now.
(Suddenly, the door from the collapsed sawmill creaks open)
Domino: (gasps)
(Boccoli and the villains emerge from the fallen sawmill. Boccoli was unharmed, but bruised and dirty with a flattened head, much to the Stinkers and heroes' shock)
Heroes: (gasp in horror)
Ash Ketchum: First Boccoli can instantly recover from Pikachu's thunderbolt and now he survived a falling sawmill?
???: How is he still alive?!
Domino: That guy's like a...blind Terminator!
Stinkers: Run!
Rabbit: Run. Run! We gotta run!
Ash Ketchum: Hurry!
(The Stinkers and heroes ran for their lives as Slappy follows behind them)
The chase/Final Battle edit
(Slappy taps Witz's shoulder with his flipper)
Witz: What now? (sees Boccoli following them) Uh-oh! Guys, you're not going to believe this.
(They see Boccoli following them in his van)
Domino: Oh, no.
Wanda Li: (in Robyn Starling's voice) (gasps) Oh, no! they're following us!
???: (in Diesel 10's voice) Now we'll get you, Pooh Bear!
Pooh Bear: (in Burnett Stones' voice) No, you won't! Because how we defeated you before, we'll defeat you again!
???: Boccoli, step on it!
(Bocccoli gets closer)
Anthony Boccoli: Come on.
Domino: Go, go, go.
(Sonny pedals faster, but Boccoli revs up his engine)
Lucy: Go faster! Go faster! Go even faster!
Domino: Sonny, move it!
Tennessee Tuxedo: Faster, Sonny! He's gaining on us!
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Heroes: Mr. Brinway?!
Domino: Mr. Brinway, what are you doing here?
Mr. Brinway: Stop! Stop this thing!
Loaf: We can't. We're on the lam.
Lucy: Yeah!
(Mr. Brinway screams as we see Boccoli and the villains passing by Roy, Harriet, and the students in his van)
Witz: Slow down! Slow down!
(Sonny turns to a different direction)
Lucy: Sonny, where are you going?
(Shows a bridge tunnel)
Sonny: He can't follow us in there.
Lucy: I really hate this!
(The tunnel leads to a flume)
Sonny: Loaf, brake it! Brake it!
(Loaf lowers the other hockey stick and that broke, too)
Sonny: Loaf, brake! Brake! Brake!
(As they got closer, the broken hockey stick stopped them just in time)
Mr. Brinway: Ah!
(They started leaning forward)
Sonny: Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Everybody, lean back!
(Sonny gets off his bike and gets in the bathtub with the other Stinkers and heroes to lean back)
Mr. Brinway: That's it! I'm getting off of this ridiculous contraption.
(Load and Domino pull him back down)
Loaf: Sit down, Mr. Brinway.
Hyp: (also pulling him down) Sit back down!
Mr. Brinway: What are you doing? Stop touching me!
Domino: You got to sit down, or you'll tip us over.
Keesha Franklin: Guys, we got company!
(Boccoli's van drives up)
Lucy: Oh, no. It's Boccoli and the villains again!
???: Not him, again!
Mr. Brinway: (confused) What's...Broccoli?
???: Not "Broccoli", "Boccoli".
Witz: Anthony Boccoli. He's gonna kill us!
Mr. Brinway: What are you talking about? (shocked) What is he talking about?
Toaster: Now, how are we going to escape him?
Sonny: I know. We can go down the flume and shoot into the lake.
Mr. Brinway: (sarcastically) Oh, like fun, we will!
???: That's a great idea, Sonny.
Lucy: Yeah, right. He'll never follow us.
Mr. Brinway: How do you know? (to Loaf) How do they know?
???: It's the only way. Boccoli can't follow us on the flume.
Witz: Would you go down that thing if you didn't have to?
(Boccoli gets out of his van with the villains)
Mr. Brinway: Oh, well, I'm not going.
Loaf: (grabs him with Domino) Oh, yes, you are, Mr. Brinway.
Cera: It's either that or we're toast by Boccoli.
Elvis Greenwood: You're going down that flume whether you like it or not!
Mr. Brinway: But I can't swim!
Domino: (laughing) What are you worried about? The fall will probably kill you.
(They all lean forward as Boccoli runs towards them. When he got closer, they started rolling down the flume)
Anthony Boccoli: (sees a cogwheel) Water. Hmm. (turns the cogwheel) Hmm. Bye-bye, you little punks. (snickering)
(He sees that there's twigs and branches in the flume. He puts his finger in his ear)
Anthony Boccoli: Must be freaking clogged.
(He goes to remove the twigs. As he was about to pull out the last one, he feels it was being held back. He pulls it back and reveals to be a beaver, which bit his nose)
Anthony Boccoli: Ow!
(The beaver giggles as it goes back in the flume)
Anthony Boccoli: Why, you!
(Then water comes out of the flume, spraying Boccoli and the villains as they slide down the flume, screaming. Meanwhile, the Stinkers, Mr. Brinway, and the heroes were shouting in amusement as they ride down the flume as the water gets closer)
Domino: Water!
Mr. Brinway: Water?!
Lucy: The lake!
Sonny: Get ready!
Loaf: All set.
Witz: I'm a dead pilot. I'm a dead pilot!
Domino: This is great!
???: This is fun!
Mr. Brinway: Oh, who cares?! I'm going to die with the Stinkers!
(As the water starts pouring from the flume, they continued screaming as they flew off the flume)
Sonny: Loaf, hit it!
(Loaf activates the shower curtains to act as a parachute, which slowly lowered them)
Sonny: Wow.
Lucy: Wow!
Domino: Wow!
Mr. Brinway: (looks down) Whoa!
Witz: Loaf, you're a genius. Ha, ha!
(Loaf gives a peace sign. They slowly landed on the lake and the Stinkers and heroes cheered)
Mr. Brinway: I'm saved (laughing)
(Just then, Boccoli and the villains continue sliding down the flume)
Lucy: Look at that!
(Boccoli flies off the flume, screaming and then he lands on a log between his legs)
Anthony Boccoli: (groans in pain)
Domino: That has got to hurt.
(We then see Roy laughing at Boccoli with Harriet who is holding Gordon as the Stinkers and heroes cheered. Roy lasso's a rope around Boccoli as we see the Dartmoor students also cheering)
???: (in Black Bart's voice) Okay, Pooh Bear, you win this time. But we'll be back!
Anthony Boccoli gets arrested/Mr. Brinway apologizes to the Stinkers and the heroes edit
(A police force was being led by Officer Jenny and Bonkers. The Stinkers, Slappy, and Mr. Brinway were being towed out of the lake to shore as we see Boccoli getting handcuffed by Officer Jenny and Bonkers)
Officer Jenny: Anthony Boccoli, you are under arrest for kidnapping and abuse of a sea lion.
Bonkers T. Bobcat: ???
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???: I hope Boccoli gets a lifetime in prison.
Officer Jenny: Don't worry. We'll send him to Arkham Asylum, so he won't be bothering you again.
???: Well, at least Slappy's safe.
Bonkers T. Bobcat: Slappy?
???: That's the name of the sea lion.
Officer Jenny: I see. But where did he come from?
???: Slappy came from the aqaurium.
Officer Jenny: But how did he get out of the aquarium?
Loaf: (in Spanky's voice) We can explain that.
Sonny: You see, officer. We thought Slappy didn't like living in the aquarium.
Domino: So, we decided to free him. Like in the movie, Free Willy.
Loaf: We tried to get him back in the ocean, but he didn't want to. So, we decided to send him back to the aquarium.
Lucy: But Boccoli captured him, and then we got him back.
Witz: We shouldn't have taken him out of the aquarium in the first place. I said it was a bad idea, but I helped out anyway.
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Mr. Brinway: Pooh Bear, everyone.
(The heroes got his attention)
Pooh Bear: What is it, Mr. Brinway?
Ash Ketchum: Is it something we did?
Mr. Brinway: (remorseful) No. It's something I did.