Editing Winnie the Pooh Meets Slappy and the Stinkers/Transcript (section)

==Trouble at the carnival/Boccoli and the villains kidnap Slappy/The heroes stand up to Mr. Brinway ==
(Boccoli has slappy in a cage in the back of his van)

Sonny: Hey, you!

(The Stinkers and heroes run up to him)

???: You there!

Sonny: What are you doing with Slappy?

Anthony Boccoli: All right, stand back. I'm from the aquarium. I'm taking this sea lion back where he belongs.

???: You ain't from the aquarium!

Lucy: He hates it in there.

Anthony Boccoli: Stand back, young lady. He might bite you.

Tennessee Tuxedo: Mister, don't be ridiculous! We've known Slappy for a day and he's tame. 

Sonny: Yeah, he wouldn't bite anybody.

Witz: Yeah. Just leave him alone!

Piglet: He hates you!

Arnold Perlstein: Yeah, what they said!

Anthony Boccoli: You? You're in enough trouble as it is. You're lucky I don't press seal-napping charges against you.

Witz: Seal-napping charges? Jail? No good.

Anthony Boccoli: No good.

???: Don't listen to him, Witz, Piglet, and Arnold. He's just trying to scare you.

Dash: And Slappy's not a seal, he's a sea lion! There's a difference and I should know, because I live near the water in the artic.

Chumley: Uh, you're absolutely right, Cousin Dash.

Ash Ketchum: You leave Slappy alone or I'll have my Pikachu shock you!

Pikachu: (sparks come out of his cheeks) (angrily) Pika!

Misty: (takes out her Pokéballs) We'll also use our Pokémon on you!

Brock: Yeah!

(They release their Pokémon)

Shaggy Rogers: Like, I'll sic Scooby on you, too!

Scooby-Doo: Yeah. And I'll give you a Scooby Smack! (snarls)

Tai: We'll use our Digimon, too.

(The Digimon stand in front of them)

Anthony Boccoli: (tauntingly) Your pets ain't gonna harm me.

Jesse Greenwood: You get away from Slappy!

Nadine: Yeah! Why don't you pick on someone your own size!

Elvis Greenwood: We helped a killer whale, we can help a sea lion too!

Anthony Boccoli: You kids better back off or I'll go killer whale on you.

(Enraged, Jesse grabs Boccoli by the collar)

Anthony Boccoli: (in Dr. Varnick's voice) You hit me, I'll have you put in jail for assault and battery!

Kirby: (rolls forward) Why don't you just shut off?!

Anthony Boccoli: (in Air Conditioner's voice) Hey, I'm real scared there, vacuum cleaner. What are you gonna do? Suck me to death?

Kirby: Hmph! (rolls back)

???: Let him go, Jesse. It ain't worth it.

(Jesse lets go of Boccoli as he closes the back door of his van and drives off) 

???: We can't let him get away with it and take Slappy away.

???: I know, ???. But for now, we have to get back to the acadmey.

(We cut back to the carnival, which was a mess)

Morgan Brinway: (slides on a table) Whoa! (gets sprayed by a fire extinguisher by Roy) Oh! My beautiful school looks like a war zone. Oh! (to the Stinkers, angrily) And you Stinkers are responsible!

Sonny: All we wanted to do was help Slappy. It was my idea. (steps forward) So, if you want to be mad at somebody, you should be mad at me.

Lucy: And me.

Domino: And me.

Loaf: And me.

Witz: (hesitates but then steps forward) I guess me, too.

Morgan Brinway: Well, that's very touching.

Domino: Yeah, just like the scene in Spartacus when they said they were all Spartacus to save him.

Morgan Brinway: Quiet! You have all broken double probation. You don't belong here at the Dartmoor Academy. You're all expelled. For life! (to the heroes) And I trusted you guys to look after the Stinkers to make sure they won't cause trouble!

Winnie the Pooh: We tried, Mr. Brinway.

Ash Ketchum: And they didn't cause this mess to the carnival, they were trying to stop a sea lion named Slappy.

Morgan Brinway: I don't want to hear any more excuses! I never should've trusted you to look after the Stinkers and I never should've let you into my school. You helped them bring a wild sea lion to wreck everything! I never want to see you near the Stinkers or my school again! I asked you to make sure they won't cause havoc and now look what happened!

???: We like worked our tails off trying to free Slappy. Like a lot. And then when he didn't want to go back in the ocean, we tried to get him back to the aquarium. And... you're all "whatever."!

???: Mr. Brinway, we were just trying to help the Stinkers help Slappy.

Mr. Brinway: You were helping them cause havoc and you listened to them.

Baloo: Oh, so what are you saying there? That how we handle the Stinkers our way isn't as good as we handle the Stinkers ''your'' way?

Morgan Brinway: Your way? (gestures to the Stinkers) You mean, ''their'' way. Can't you see that they made Stinkers out of you?

SpongeBob SquarePants: (gasps) Mr. Brinway! (sternly) Shame on you. They would never do that.

Mr. Brinway: You have got to trust me on this. Don't you understand there's something wrong with these kids? I get suspicious every time I see them. And I was trying to get Spencer Dane, Sr. to join my board.

Elsa: Oh, so we're supposed to stay away from the Stinkers, because that's what you call them, because they like to play tricks? And because you were trying to get someone to join your board? I'm starting to think that you hating the Stinkers is just you being jealous!

Mr. Brinway: Jealous? (referring to the Stinkers) Of them?

Tommy Oliver: Yeah! We're helping them explain things here, but you only care about yourself and you're just holding us back!

Mr. Brinway: Oh, I'll hold you back, all right. From being Stinkers. (to the Stinkers) You see what you've done here? If you wouldn't have met Pooh Bear and his friends and they listened to half the stuff you're telling them, none of this would've happened. You are only interested taking advantage of them, because they are too stupid and naïve to know any better!

(The heroes, Stinkers, their parents, and Harriet gasp in shock. Mr. Brinway realizes what he said and looks at the heroes)

Patrick Star: I'm not stupid.

Mr. Brinway: Okay, I didn't mean- I meant ignorant.

(The heroes just glared in disapproval)

Mr. Brinway: To the ways over- over- over there.

(Then Grandma and Grandpa Longneck put their feet down in front of Mr. Brinway)

Grandma Longneck: How dare you speak to our grandson and his friends like that?!

Grandpa Longneck: They're just trying to explain stuff since their friends with them!

Mr. Brinway: I was just trying to protect my school.

???: You know what, Mr. Brinway? We don't think the Stinkers are your problem, it's your heart.

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Mr. Brinway: Very well. (carries his sword over his shoulder and walks off)

Grandpa Longneck: Don't you think we were being a bit too harsh?

Littlefoot: I guess so. I don't know how he'll forgive us since he's a principal.

Kirby: Well, he was a jerk anyway.

(Just then, a van from the aquarium pulls up)

Female Aquarium Employee: Hi. We're from the Springville Aquarium and we just got a call that there was a sea lion here. We think he might be ours.

Domino: You're too late. Some guy from your aquarium already picked him up.

Male Aquarium Employee: But that's impossible. We got the call, and we came right down. What did this guy look like?

Loaf: Big and ugly, with thick glasses, and greasy black hair.

???: And he had a strange dwarf-like voice.

Male Aquarium Employee: Sounds like Boccoli finally got his sea lion.

Tigger: Say, who's Broccoli?

Female Aquarium Employee: Anthony Boccoli. He's an animal broker and a real lowlife. He bribed one of the handlers to get Slappy.

Male Aquarium Employee: He teaches the sea lion a few dog tricks, then he sells it to a Bulgarian circus or wherever he can unload it.

Heroes: What?!

Witz: A Bulgarian circus? That means that Slappy is in big trouble.

Sonny: But you're going to find him, aren't you? And save him, right?

Female Aquarium Employee: Honey, I wish we could, but the police don't have the time, and we don't have the funds or personnel to track him down.

Male Aquarium Employee: All we can do is hope that, wherever he winds up, they'll treat him well.

Dizzy: The aquarium's going to be a bit dull without Slappy, isn't it?

Buzzie: Yeah. (to Flaps) So what are we gonna do?

Flaps: I don't know. Hey, now don't start that again!