Editing Winnie the Pooh Meets Slappy and the Stinkers/Transcript (section)

==Hot tub party/Mr. Brinway comes home early==
(The scene changes to the school grounds, where Slappy is snuffling in the ground with bags of plant fertilizer nearby)

Lucy: Come on, Slappy. We're in a hurry.

Sonny: Come on, Slappy. 

Domino: What's he doing?

???: He's snuffling in the ground.

Loaf: It's the fertilizer. He smells fish.

Sonny: Come on, Slappy. There's no fish here. We'll feed you later.

(Slappy follows him and then the scene changes to Mr. Brinway's house. Sonny climbs over the fence and sees Mr. Brinway's dog, Gordon snarling at him)

Gordon: (barks)

Sonny: Boo!

(Gordon yelps and runs away, scared through the doggy door. Sonny goes over the fence and unlatches the gate. Slappy, the rest of the Stinkers, and the heroes enter and approach the hot tub)

Lucy: Look, Slappy. Water, just like home.

Sonny: No. It's too hot, and he's probably used to salt water.

(Loaf pours a bag of salt in the hot tub and Witz comes through the doggy door with a bucket full of ice and gives it to Lucy, who give it to Sonny, who gives it to Domino and pours the ice in the hot tub)

Loaf: Perfect.

Domino: Come on, Slappy.

Slappy: (grunts and shakes his head "no")

Phoebe Terese: It looks like he doesn't want to go in.

Loaf: Go in, and we'll get you some more fish.

(Slappy goes in the hot tub)

Loaf and Domino: (high five each other) Yeah.

Witz: (comes out through the doggy door) Guys, we got trouble. There's no more F-I-S-H in the freezer.

???: Fish?

(Slappy snorts and starts splashing water everywhere)

Lucy: This is scary. I think he can spell.

???: We need to get some more fish.

(The scene changes to a knock at the door. Sonny opens the door, revealing to be a delivery boy in a pirate costume and carrying a paper treasure chest)

Fish & Chips Delivery Boy: (weakly) Ahoy, me hearty. Okay, I got five orders of fries and... (opens the chest with fries and lots of raw fish) ...48 orders of raw fish. You're sure that's how you want it?

Sonny: Yeah, we like to cook it ourselves.

Fish & Chips Delivery Boy: (shrugs) Well, have it your way. (gives Sonny the chest) That'll be $155.45.

Sonny: Oh, charge it to my good old dad, Morgan Brinway. Oh, and give yourself a big, fat tip.

(The delivery boy nods as Sonny closes the door. We cut back to the hot tub where Sonny was wearing a pirate hat and he and Domino were giving Slappy some fish. Loaf throws Slappy a fish as well and so does Witz)

Slappy: (blows a raspberry)

(The stinkers and heroes tossed fish in the air and then Slappy catches them. They continue giving him fish by throwing it in different ways. The Stinkers then had some of the fries. Gordon comes up as the Stinkers were throwing fries at each other)

Gordon: (barks)

(They then throw some fries at Gordon, and he jumps up and catches them. They see Slappy splashing water with his flippers as they laugh at the sight. Slappy runs and Gordon tries to copy the way he does it. The Stinkers and heroes continue to have a good time and then we see Domino dancing with Slappy. Slappy kisses Lucy on the cheek and then Loaf picks up a large beach ball as Witz picks up the trash. Gordon walks on the ledge of the hot tub, but then slips and falls in. Loaf and Lucy toss the beach ball at each other)

Witz: Guys, I hate to mess up a good time...

Loaf: No, you don't. You love messing up a good time.

Domino and Lucy: (laughing)

Witz: We got to get back to school. It's almost 5:00. My mom will have a cow if she comes to pick me up and I'm not there.

Sonny: Slappy, stay here. We'll be back real soon.

Domino: What about Mr. Brinway?

Sonny: (shrugs) Mr. Brinway never leaves right away.

(The scene changes to Mr. Brinway's office as we see Mr. Brinway wearing a small shirt from the lost and found box)

Mr. Brinway: I'm leaving early today, Harriet. (groans) Everything hurts.

Harriet: Maybe your little shirt is too tight.

Mr. Brinway: You're very observant, Harriet. (puts on a small jacket, also from the lost and found)

Harriet: Well, I think that you should go home and sit in your hot tub and relax.

Mr. Brinway: That is precisely what I'm going to do.

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(Mr. Brinway comes home as he heard Gordon barking)

Mr. Brinway: Not now, Gordon. Daddy's got a headache. This ridiculous little shirt isn't helping.

(He goes upstairs as the camera shows Slappy sniffing through the refrigerator. Mr. Brinway plays an Italian opera on his stereo as Slappy runs into the living room. Mr. Brinway comes back downstairs, wearing a robe and a swimming cap)

Slappy: (barks)

Mr. Brinway: Wow, that is a man-size bark you got there, Gordon. (picks him up) Come here, you. Come to Papa. (sits on the stairs) Come here. Sit on Daddy's lap. Gordon Brinway, are you getting a cold? I hope not. Oh, you're my best little buddy, huh? Ooh.

(Gordon licks him)

Mr. Brinway: (disgusted) Oh, Gordon! Breath mints.

(He puts Gordon down and walks into the kitchen. He slips on the ice from the hot tub and falls on his back)

Gordon: (barks)

(Gordon comes into the Kitchen and licks him)

Mr. Brinway: Ooh, Gordon! Thank you. I'm fine. You'll give me your cold. (groans as he gets back up) (picks up an ice cube) Ice cubes?  That darn ice cube maker is spitting ice cubes on its own again. Another expense. Boy, do I need that hot tub. 

(He goes to his backyard and Gordon comes out. Mr. Brinway lip syncs to the Italian opera as he gets closer to his hot tub and takes off his rob, revealing a speedo with an American flag print on it)

Mr. Brinway: Ah. Xanadu.

(He sits is his bathtub and feels a chill)

Mr. Brinway: It's a little chilly today, Gordie. (splashes some of the water and tastes some of it) It's salty and fishy!

(Sonny climbs over the fence)

Mr. Brinway: What the heck is going on around here?

(Sonny's worried that Mr. Brinway is home early and jumps back down)

Sonny: That's weird.

???: What's weird?

Sonny: Mr. Brinway left early today. He's in the hot tub.

???: Uh-oh.

Witz: (worryingly) With Slappy?

Sonny: No, with himself.

Lucy: Then where's Slappy?

(They see that Slappy was in the house, on Mr. Brinway's sofa)

Slappy: (groans)

???: He's in the house.

Loaf: Now that we found him, how do we get him out of there?

Domino: We'll never be able to sneak past Mr. Brinway.

Witz: I say we go home and deny ''everything''.

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Well, we got him out of the house.

Loaf: Yeah, but what do we do with him now? It's getting late, and he looks ''bushed''.

Slappy: (yawning)

???: Where should we have Slappy sleep.